Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, February 02, 1914, Page 4, Image 4
THE BiflB; OMAHA, MONDAY, FEBEUABY 2, i914. TBJ5 OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY KDWAKD KOSK'WA'rRR. VICTOlt noatlWATEIt, KUITOH. HKB BUlhDlNO. FAHKAM AND 1TTH. Entered at Omaha poitofflco socoml- class matter. TEIUIB OJf BUBSCRiralONS. Sunday Be, one yar ",ik Saturday Be, ono year.. Dally Be, without Sunday, ono year.. 4.00 Pall Bet, and Hunday, one year .w DEMVETlED BY CAKIUI3K. Kvsnlnr and Bunday Bee, per month.. .o Kvenlns, without Sunday, per month... -jo Dally Bee. Including Sunday, per mo... wo Dally Bee, without Sunday, per month. 45c Address all complaints of Irregularities In deliveries to City Circulation Dept. REMITTANCE. , Remit by draft, express or postal order, payable to The Be Publishing company. Only 2-cent stamps received In payment of small accounts. Personal check, ex cept on Omaha and eastern exchanges, not accepted. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. FOuth Omaha-ls N Street. , . Council Bluffa-14 North Main Street. IJncoln-:6 Littlo Uulidln. Chlcano 901 Hearst Bulldlnpr. New York-Room 1109. 8 Fifth Avenue. St. Loula-E03 New Bank of Commerce. Washlngton-725 Fourteenth SL N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and editorial matter should be addressed Omaha Bee. Editorial Department. DECEMBER CIRCULATION, 52,148 State of Nebraska, County of Douglas, ttt.i Dwlght AVIIIIams, circulation manager of The Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn, says that the average dally circulation for the month of December, 1312, was 2.148. DWIOHT VILX.tAM8. Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this Jd day of-January, 1814, IIO BERT HUNTER. (Seal.) Notary Public Subscribers tearing the city temporarily ahonld Iiuto Tits Bee mailed to them. Address will bo cfcana-ed nu often na raqucMtcxI. Good morning, Mr. Ground-Hog! We take no stock In tho rumor of UnerU financing tho Federal league. John Llnd may not Inspire as many songs as Jenny, but ho doos not otrlko many false notes. "Murphy said to mo, 'You'll bo a hell of a governor,' " says Sulzor, Murphy was right. Sun or no sun, winter Isn't likely to run much longer than six weeks under worst of conditions. Tho trouble seems to have boon tho failure of tho head brakoman to ap ply the Frisco brakes In time. Considering that ho roso from KokfHHO, Senator John W Kern do wrvee to b ranked among tho near grextt. Metcalfe ought to make a fine evapgelUt for the Panama. He has the optimism or, Little Bishop 8un feam, Much excitement over the fact that the president of Hayll fled. "What did they expect him to do, stand and be shot? It Is tt little early for forecasts, but we are reckless enough, to pre dict Texas goes for Wlhwa by a safo majority. 3F It Ak-Sar-Ben'a plan for a "home coming" works out, what a wonder ful gathering of good follows wo will have In Omaha In October. ' Yes; British government Btopped the strike la South Africa. It also interrupted a etrlko In our own prov ince once, new sua tho result. Does the esteemed doublo-eader think It jmj b4 for A democratic state official to refuse to enforce a law as for a republican city official to fail to do so? The water bow" chief organette tig urea out that the exeM dally col totted from patrons of the water jtat w exaetly 17 77 a day, which is surely eaeugk. Describing a funeral, a rural con temporary rnya the pallbearers came out of th-e church "with slow and sol emn tread." Evidently they did not atrg dancing tho tango. Omaha thinks a lot of tho old Union Pacific, but not much of the eaatara auditors' policy that doprlvos faithful employes sonio heads ot famUs and home ownersof work in the midst of winter. They say Editor Pcndell is just the man for Ilusslan ambassador. Pos xlbly, but here is a guess that tho president will not got Jlmhamlowla to write letters the next time he goes lect an ambassador. Getting ready for tho grand jury Is occupying much time in certain circles in theso parts just now, What the public hopes for Is that the grand Jury will get down to bottom facts on the list of rumors it will bo enter taiaed with. SuprJatndent Hyder'a last night m head ot tho pollco forco was de voted to showing one way of solving the problem that is now before Super iatendent Kugel. If tho proprietors go to jail, it won't, bo long until lid lifting i very unpopular in Omaha, A!o, when Kansas City ha Its respon ttk commission form of government tuch erdlaanccs as those of the Society (or the Suppression ot Vice will not be ' imm iJwWely postponed," The city admin tstratleti will meet Ha lues fairly and iqury d glvo reasons for Its actions, -KansM City Htar. ' IjSf, It wit! ho because ot the dlt- ferwsM la personnel and not form ot MovftrafctMt. At least tht has been thfl'experteftce everywhere else. Coming True. Another of tho dreams of the founder of Tho Dee seems to bo com ing true. At nil times ho was an advocato of government ownership ot telegraph and telephone linos. Twlco a delegate to tho International Postal congress, and once especially charged by thd postmastor general to make, personal investigation ot tho tele- graph and telophone systems of Eng land and France, Edward Roso water was thoroughly familiar with all the phases ot the problem. Publicly and privately, through his paper and be foro committees of congress, he advo cated governmental ownership of all means of transmission of messages. And now, for the second timo within threo years, a postmaster general had recommended the acquisition of con trol of tho wires by the ccncral gov ernment. Others of the great policies advo cated by The Deo have been taken up and put into effect; why not this one? Up to Fool and Morehead. Itbor Commissioner Pool has absolutely refused to enforce the laws here regu lating tho employment of female labor. Wo of tho Central Labor union hero know that Commissioner Pool knows Hint tho law regarding the employment of women la being violated In Omaha and wo know further that he has refused to enforce It. Ho has oven gone further and told deputy factory Inspectors to put tho "soft pedal" on certain fac tories and above all to abstain from mak ing any political cnemlfe. TIicbo definite charges against a stato official, mado by a member of tho Central Labor union of Omaha, arc far too grave to be lgnorod or lightly passed over. They Involve not only Mr. Pool, but Governor More head. If tho governor did not know the situation before, ho knows It now, that Is, if it exists, as these men say It does. And knowing it, what is the governor going to do about It? Central Labor union loadors say whon running for governor Mr. More- head came to Omaha and sought their support and ought now to enforce tho law bo vitally affecting thohi. Yes, but ho ought to onforco it on tho broader ground that his oath of bftice obligates him to. Mr. Pool may bj playing cute poli tics in having his deputies "abtnln from making any political onemies," but before ho rounds out his cam paign for tho democratic nomination for governor, ho may loom that it Is bettor to Incur the displeasure of a few big voters than many little ones. Canal Keeps Ooetbah. The man who built the canal will stay to start ita operation. Goethals remains on the Job as governor of the Panama. That is bb It should be. Young Mr. MlCchel will havo to play another. card'and trust to tho galler ies for the trump. Now York has worried along thus far and may got through the rest of the way without George W. Goethals who nevor had any experience In that line of work to direct its police department. If there Is to be any oftico seeking the man, let the man bo tho servant ot tho wholo peoplo, who need him most. When wo aro through with Governor Goethals In tho Panama if wo over should bo maybe wo can uso him in Alaska. Meantime, what Ib tho matter with our "lot George do It" suggestion? Make Mr. Perkins chlof ot pollco In New York; and bo dono with It. A Multitude of Counsellors, Whera no counsel U U10 peoplo fall; but In tho multitude of counsellors there Is safety. Proverbs. Blessed America! What, then, lack we yet, with our Louie Brandelses, Norm Hapgoode, Doc Woods Hutchlnsons, Doc Wileys, old Doo Cooks, Doo Anna Shaws, Col lier's, llttjo Boa LlndBayc, Wiscon sin's eugenic experts, Mr. Dryans and young Mr. McCormtcks. not to oDeal: of the chief monitor of our minds and morals now Instructing foreign na tions and a tew other multitudes of wise and willing counsellors? ii 11 wkcs a inummuo 01 counsel lors to keep u nation from falling, wq cortalnly ought to be secure on our feet. Wo aro he moro advised na' tlon In the world and nit our advisers are experts, and many of them well paid', showing that, whether Bafe for us or not, it is mighty profitable tor them. Dabel had nothiug on tho confu sion of tongues wagging around our bofoggled heads today. A Case of Spoils. Tho biggest sensation Washington has known for some time comes from the explosion ot that bomb under the Treasury department, divulging 1 stato of dismal confusion and incom petency, which, it Is believed, will re sult, aa it should, in radical official changes. Wheroon bangs, incident tally, another littlo pie story. A firm of certified public account ants has just completed an Investiga tion, reporting not only utter Incom petency, impairing the efficiency ot the entire department, but Jeopardis ing tho safety ot tho public funds, Tho head of (he department is former Governor John Burke pf North Dakota, "treasurer of tho United Btatea," He was appointed, not because ot his known skill and excellence In finances, but as the man wbo dollvered the North Dakota delegation to tho Wilson forces at Baltimore. He had already been u Bryan favorite and was supposed to bo Bryan's choice for vice president. This is the tale Lopkinjd Backward' TPSX in Omaha cmriut ihom sic nus FEI1RUARV 2. Thirty Years Ago Another first class undertaking estab lishment has bern located In Omaha tinder the name of Hunn & Co., corner fifteenth and Capitol avenue. "Mr. Hunn, the senior partner, comes to this city with an experlenco of thirty-five years as an embalmcr." First class hearses nnd carriages will bo furnished whenever desired. a, lints Ilagen arrived in Omaha, and assumed tho duties of assistant at tho government signal service office, suc ceeding Mr. Hatfield. Manager McKelvcy of tho Union Pa cific baso ball nlno has returned from the western nssociatton meeting at Rock- ford, and hopes for a splendid aeries ot games this season. There Is no doubt but that tho ground hog has crawled back In his hole, ns any hog, that camo out of the earth to day could not help but aeo his shadow. The "Siberia" company closed Its engagement by Boyd's tonight with the largest business ever done at that houso with threo successive entertainments. D. Oill, 814 South Tenth street, offers n reward for the return of a lost New foundland pup, wjlh four whlto toes, and a while spot on tho breast. Councilman Charles Kauffman left for Hartford, Conn. Tho young people pf the Congregational church gave a delightful tea party last evening. Twenty Years Ago Vice President Cowetl of the Kllpatrlck Koch Dry Goods company, said Its fac tory at East Omaha was laboring under tho embarrassment of more orders than It could conveniently fill. It was running with fifty-five hands and could employ twenty moro If they were available. Oeorgo 1J. Dandy, Jr., son of Oenoral Dandy, fell heir to an oppolntment by President Cleveland to cadet-at-largo from Omaha to West Point. George jfaa SO years ot ago and said he expected to enter school In June. Chairman 1'ort of the Nebraska Irriga tion association called on Commissioner Utt of the Omaha Commercial club and arranged for tho holding of the Irrigation convention In this city In March. Tho Douglas County Fair association held a meeting at tho Board of Trade building and appointed W. N. Naaon. H. H. Walker nnd E. H. Sehroodcr a com mittee to select a place tor the next fair. It was announced at Union Poclflo headquarters that tho fact that Receiver Trumbull of the Denver & Gulf had been flirting With the Burlington and Rock Island for n basis ot passenger traf fic agreement did not disturb tho Union Pacific, and that If the agreement was formed the Union Pacific would not seek retaliatory measures. Ten Years Ago -Mr. Paffenrath. assistant manager for J. E. Markel, said Mr. Market had no notion of taking over tho eating houses along the Union Pnclclc, as report stated, for his business Interests wero In such shapo as to enable htm to drift along smoothly without worrying with the task of these eating houses. Lillian, thd littlo 1-ycar-old daughter ot Mr. and Mrs. L. Baughman, Dll North Twenty-fifth avenue, was burned to death and Vernon, 3 years old, was burned sllghtl as also was the Another, by a fr that broke out in the house. Kinney Billings, who had been In Cuba for several years, was In town visiting his father, A. p. Hillings. Tho twenty-third anniversary of tho Christian Endeavor was celebrated with a banquet at tho Dclldne hotel. Arthur Chaso, stato president, acted as toast mastor nnd Judgo W, V. Hlabaugh, Rov. K. A. Potter and Airs. E, A. Oarlow, stato secretary, were the principal speak en. W. I). Backus of Boneeteel, S. D an attorney Interested In throwing open a largo part ot tl Rosebud reservation, stopped In Omaha on routo from Wash ington, whero ho had been pushing the bill for. that purpose. Ho said It had rosy prospects and everything looked tine for the Rosebud. Ovqr Land and Sea Constantinople Is spending tl.SW.oeo in city Improvements, Klglity aeroplanes were seen In flight at ono time In Spain at a meet Norway and Sweden aro adopting loc trlo elevators Jn apartment houses. Austria, from September 1. 191!, to July 31, 1913. produced $15,988,000 gallons ot beer. Tho Importation ot a, German embroid ery machlno In Fanchal, capital ot Ma deira, has caused great uneasiness among the 40,000 hand embroiderers on the Island. Tho coal trade enjoyed a year ot phe nomenal prosperity. The Iron and steel Industries also flourished, and la ship building Great Britain maintained (ts su premacy. Hemsheld, u city In Germany with a population ot 78,000, has Installed a new municipal bath, and during tho present year the attendance has averaged more than 3,000 bathers dally. According to Prof. Schwalbo'a Medical Directory for Germany tor 1914, the num ber ot physicians In Germany In 1913 was 34,196. Compared with the population, ta.SB.OOO. this gives 5.11 physicians per 10.009 Inhabitants. Mauritius, forming, with its dependen cits, a British crown colony. Is about (30 mllra east ot Madagascar and sixty-five in!es northrast of Reunion, and had, on December 31, 1918, a total population of 371,437, of whom lis, 053 wero Indians. Budapest, Hungary, has a new regula tlon which stipulates that general shops be closed from S o'clock. In the evening tut S o'clock In the morning, and pro vision shops from $: p. m. to 5 o'clock In tho morning. Even littlo Switzerland Is crying out against the Increasing cost ot the mill tary arm of government Tho total esti mated revenue of Switzerland tor 1914 Is 130,000,000, The total estimated expend! ture of the government la 321,465,000. By far the heaviest Item of expenditure Is thn army, which rails for (9,150,000, Trade, Industry and agriculture call for 13.JT5.Oao and tbo home office tor 33,,090. A I'rfclown I.teToat. Boston Transcript The Colorado hen that drank from a ra llum spring and now give, her master two eggs p4r tllem answers old Omar's ages old conundrum: 'I sometimes won der what the chickens eat one-half uo lucc.uu as tho eggs they la)-.' Twice Told Tales Frankly Fearless. The lata Franklin Simmons, the famous American sculptor who recently died In Rome, was an exponent of the frank, naturalistic method. "How much more amusing tho true is than the ideal," he said one day In his studio to a correspondent. "Take the case of tho little girt. " 'My dear,' tho little girl's mother said, 'don't you think you're getting too old to play with boys? 'The little girl frowned In scornful as tonishment " 'Why, no, mammal' sho nrlcd Impa tiently. Tho older I get the better I like em.' "-Philadelphia Telegraph. Tun ah Steak. A noted New York architect said of a recent criticism of skyscrapers! "This criticism Is not fair. It Is preju diced. Hence It will do moro harm than good llko tho remark of tho waiter. To a waiter wbo was under notice to leave, a guest said in a restaurant: "'Waiter, confound It, this steak Isn't tender enough!' " 'Not tender enough?' the waiter snarled. 'Ah, what do you expect Do you want It to Jump up and hug and kiss your" New York Sun. Rlnff Called. The following exchange of courtcsv was recently chronicled In a German pa per's advertisements. 'The gentleman who found a brown purse containing a sum of money, in tho Biumenstrasse, is requested to forward It to the address ot tho loser, as ho is recog nised." A couple ot days later appeared the re sponse, which, although courteous, had an elusive air, to say the least: 'Tho recognised gentleman who picked up a brown p n the Biumenstrasse requests the loser to call at his house at a convenient day." From Many, One. "This is our most valuable fowl," said tho amateur hen farmer. "A fine bird," remarked tho visitor, try ing to look wise. "Yes, Indeed. Wo lmv Plurlbus Unum." "Why tho namo?" th vl.if. tloncd. "She Cmo from (hn nnl,. , - " ". -tft limb hatched Of fifty In thn lnpnh.tn."u. York Times. " Editorial Snapshots Brooklyn Eagle: Janan ) the way toward occidental rivii(ai tc Its navy officers can wring graft money oui ot uerman firms in return for con tracts, it has precious littlo to Ipnrn irom any of us. Cleveland Plain Dealer: The clrl hn begins life with tho name of Mary Jane Will not oncounter so mnnv r.htnM. In tho way ot becoming a good cook as ono who happens to bo tagged Tcsslo ana limousine. St Louis Globe-Democrat! KwHa in alarmed at tho Russian menace. ttr the Great onco had tho T Dium aung because three. Russians had been ihln in stand up against ono Swede. But thorn aro now over twenty-fivo Russians to ono oweae. Ptttsbunm Dlsnatch: Thn whiu m.nt. producing animals have decreased In num ber, In this country, they should inrriRHA In total value; while horse's Increase in number despite the growth of motor vehicles, indicate tho economic purtles that facts sometimes nrtnt. invimw ratting meat-producing animals ought to pay. Philadelphia Ledeer: Tho n,ni,n crown prince Is Jearnlnjj the tricks of his traao, ror whenever u European monarch wishes to increaso his DODUIarltv h hn hlmaolf attacked by a man apparently In sane. Ana men everybody shouih, "Xong jjivo mo jvmtn inorcrown prince haa touched the button and tho populace Is now doing tho rest, . Cleveland Plain Dealer: Th )inm canal Is to bo fortified tor nrotectlon in cose tho navy Is swept from the sea, and now it is proposed to fortify Hawaii In order to protect tho canal fortifications. And In order to protect the Hawaiian ui nMvHuiio-wnn.n ro 10 protect tliQ canal fortifications-shall we be obliged 10 torcy Aiaska7 New York World: That the rriAni.nrn. duclng animals In th United fitnt.. should during the last year havo do creased In number though Increasing In value, while the number of horses should havo Increased despite the comoptlilon of motor vehicles, presents a contrast ot. racts sufficiently interesting to be worth study as one of tho minor doxes of economics. Here and There A clock which waa presented t North western university In Kvanstun, 111., stopped recently alter thirty-four years' constant running. After slight i?alrs it was started and promises to run long again. By the Introduction of automobiles,, the French army officials have been enabled to servo fresh meat to the soldiers In stead ot tho canned meat which haa been hitherto Issued to them In the form of rations. Not many yearn ago Russia was a strong rival of tho United States In the production of petroleum. Now iho Rus sian emplro yields only about 6S per cent as much cJl as California alone, and not much more than Oklahoma. In a new hotel In, Worcester, Mats., there will be a clock eet into the floor ot the lobby. The dial will b of glass one Inch thick and will be twenty-four Inches In diameter. Tho clock will be run en tirety by electricity and regulated dally by telegraph. Buntal straw, which Is extracted from the leaf-stem ot tho opened bun leaf, comes chiefly from Tayabas province and upper Lguna, Philippine Islands, A peculiar feature Is that farmers who raise theso palm tre frequently sell or rent them to persons who extract tho fibres for hatmaklnr purposes. Tho claim ot Frank Williams or New Orleans that he has tho oldest Masonic apron In existence one 115 years old la disputed by Blade Laselle of Caro. lllch, Tho Caro apron belonged originally to Major P. Blade of New York, who was made a Mason In 1794 and remained one for seventy-five, years. Since then tt has btvu passed front father to son. cJ 'Jnis fiees. nnllroml Finance. OMAHA, Jan. SO. To tho Bdltor of The Be! Ton are right, & railroad that pays out to its stockholders $128,000,000 In one year Is overcharging Nebraska peoplo. It tho government built a lino from New York to Ban Francisco, 3,000 miles, at II0.OM per mile, the total would bo 3120, 000.000, and at 4 per cent It would cost the people less than 35,000,000. So It would save the people $123.000,(X)0 this year. Let us build. E. S. JOHNSON. Mine Host Miller Protests. OMAHA. Jan. 28 To thn Ksrrtitlvn Board of the Commercial Club: I notice that tho students, faculty and alumni of the Crelghton college of law wilt give a banquet at the Commercial cluh mnma. februory 10. This Is ono ot many ban quets that has been served nnd will h served evidently In the Commercial club dining room and by the sanction of tho executive officers of said club. It was decided onco upon a time that no banquet would bo served at tho Com mercial club rooms except whero a ma jority in attendance belong to said club. It ts not my idea, neither do I believe it yours that the Commercial club was ever Intended to come Into direct competi tion with the hotels and restaurants of Omaha, I am In full sympathy and accord with your noon-day luncheon and always havo been. I bellovo tho Commercial club has a right to glvo on Its own behalf any function it may seo fit, but I am firmly convinced that it Is all wrong to do promiscuous catering, to the general public in direct competition with men who contribute to tho welfare of your club, to tho upbuilding of Omaha, who patronize home Industry and homo In ttltullon and who are expected In season and out of season to boost for Omaha. The proposition la wrong and tends to dlscourago rather than to aid homo patronage, fidelity and loyalty that Is eo deslrabla In tho upbuilding of n com munity. Your truly, ROME MILLER. "Thanks for tlif Lobster." OMAHA, Jan. 29. To tho Editor of The Bee: Congratulations and best of well wishes to tho Beaver City Times-Tribune and Tekamah Journal, for their splendid words In re, "Order in Omaha." Wouldn't it bo nice to frame such ar ticles and havo those deeply Interested read it, for their morning prayer. FRANK RALEDNIS. ' Tl Union Pacific Policy. OMAHA, Jan. 30. To tho Editor of Tho Bco: The article In this evening's paper, of the editorial section, Union Paclflo Retrenchment," is timely, and, interesting to all employes of tho Union Pacific shops, and to persons of Omaha, Who arc dependent on these employes. It might bo noted, that tho Union Pa cific has one of the best equipped rail rood shops In the country. That In the past they have built steel cars, and also engines in tho Omaha shops, and now wo read In the newspapers that tho Union Paclflo lays off hundreds ot men. On the same page, wo read Union Paclflo orders 8,000 freight cars from the east It Is a fact that tho McKcen company aro building cars In Omaha, .with sue cess. Tho same might bo. said of the Omaha Street Railway company, "and u is certain that it pays said companies or they wouldn't do It. Now why can't tho Union Paclflo build some ot thbse 6,000 cars and keep all of their men at work In tho Omaha shops? EX-SHOP EMPLOYE. Bnylne County Supplies. OMAHA, Jan. 30,-To the Editor of Tho Bee: Appropos of an article, which appeared In the Nows ot last evening, I wish to suggest that on tho county bid ding blanks for grocerios, while wo enu merate certain classes of goods or their equal, tor Instance Price's baking powder or equal. This Is done for tho express purpose of giving dealers an op portunity of submitting prices on Royal baking powder, Calumet or any other good brand. This not only applies to baking powder, but also applies to a number ot other Items on tho bidding1 blank. When the contract Is awarded .It will be explicit and complete In every detail, enumerating distinctly the quality and brands of the various items, and so far as substitution Is concerned you can say for mo that nothing of this kind will bo permitted. What they havo been per mitted to do tn recent years will have no bearing whatever Upon the future, and everyone bidding will bo given the same consideration and will also be given to understand that they must live up to the letter of their contract. Mr. Rogers, tho new superintendent, wilt see that the goods delivered aro strictly in accordance with the contract, and neither tho cook or anyone else about tho building will be permitted to make any other arrange ments. The article as It appeared In last even ing's News Is misleading and unjust, and Mr, Johnson, If he secures this contract, will not bo ipng In ascertaining that sup plies bought for the county hospital will be dono on a business basis, or not at all- HENRY S. M'DONALP. People and Events Mrs. Virginia Bland, widow of Silver Dlck Bland of Lebanon, Mo., a resident of Ivywold, a fashionable suburb, has been given a clerkship by President Wil son In the office of Mark Skinner, in ternal revenue collector at Denver. Mrs. Finley J. Shepard, the Helen Gould of other days, emphasized the first an niversary of her marriage by supplying the necessaries for a full-fledged 'cast for 1,000 down-and-outers In New York City, besides lodging for 400 of Jtho homo less. Mrs. Agnes K. Mulligan, ono of the first women lawyers of New York city, Is really annoyed because a mean court ordered her to pay back to an estate, of which she Is administrator, the sum ot 17,000 which, she paid as lawyers' fee to her husband. The worst of it is that Mul ligan spent tho money, Tho will of M)ss Mary P. Pemp!e, of Pittsburgh, stipulates that tho Income from halt of her estate, valued at I1C0, 000, be used to provide vacations for women wbo work for their living or whu are IU. Other funds she Jcft to foster church music. While Mr. and Mrs, Roy D. Lee ot Pueblo, Colo., were In Denver on their honeymoon last week they received through the mall a wooden postcard two feet long and moro than a foot wldo decorated with Instruction to newly wed couples. THESE OIELS OF OURS. j Youngwedd (arriving homo) Why, dear-1 est, you have been weeping. What is It, Mrs. Youngwedd (mopping her eyes) Onions, darling. Roston Tronscrlpt ''A womtn can excrclso a tremendous Influence over a man." "Yes," replied Miss Cayenne. "I have observed that whn a woman Insists that her husband Is no good, be generally fin ishes by trying to vindicate her Judg ment" Washington Star. ,Mobel Was Will at the house last night? Elsle-Uh-fiuh. Mabel-Talk about anything? .Elsie Uh-huh. About four hours.-St Louis Republic, "I wish the foolkirieV'tfduld "gbf around hero some time!" , "I hope if he does Til have an advance notice of it." , ... "Think you'll be able to escape, eh?" ftot that, I shall want to get some moUmlng ready." Houston Post, "There's one thing I will say for my first two husbands." "What's that?" "They always paid their alimony promptly." Detroit Free Press. "Sho has a complexion like tinted por celain." . . I..knew she took, lessons In china painting." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Mrs. Darkun-Dnt or" man o' yolis Is a vvn.y Kwti provider. Aunut Chloe He shows. Ills sense Ho Wants to keep me busy occupln' dls hero skillet as a uteisll Instld ot a weaponA Voshlntrton Star. "Shall we haVo a ougeitto marriage, dear7" he asked. "Well, for my part," sho replied, "I don't think it Is necessary. I've been operated on for appendicitis, I've been treated with antitoxin, and I havo a vac cination mark that is as big as a quar ter." Judge. "Miss Butt, how do people Ir your house, ever know what time it is?" "Why, Willie, dear, what a question! By tho clocks, of course." "But I heard ma tell pa the other evening that your face would stop a clock." Baltimore American. "Do you expect this romantlo turn of yours to bear any practical fruits?" "I do. I have now a date with a peach, who Is the apple of my eye, and with whom I expect to make n pair when I Eighteen Invalids Receive Pensions MAGAZINE READERS CAN HELP By saving a trifle on their MAGAZINE ORDER at tho low est published prices, magazine readers' bah oarn $3,000 for THE INVALIDS' PENSION ASSOCIATION. 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