c THE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY, JANUARY 29, 1914. The Omaha daily bee frOlNPKO HV KPWAHH KOSBWaTISk". VICTOIt nOSKVVATKIt, HinlTOH. BEB BIMI.PINU. l-'AUNAM AND 11T1I. Entered t Qmshs. postoffloe i scond cum rnittttr TEh.t3 Of m'usciuitions. Sunday lire, one ycnr -w Baturdar Be, one year Dally Bee, without Sunday, one year.. 4.00 Dall Bee, nnd Sunday, one year .w DELIVERED BY CAIlKlKll. Kvenln and Bunday Uce, per month.. .40c Kvenlnt. without 8unday, per month... o Dally llee, Including; Sunday, per mo...o Dally Bee, without Hunday. per month. 4Sc Addreea all complaints of Irrcioilarltica In deliveries to City Circulation Dept. REMITTANCE. Itemlt by draft, express or postal order, payable to The Bee IMbllshlnr company. Only I-cent stamps received In payment of small accounts. Personal checks, ex cept on Omaha and eastern exchanges, not accepted. OFFICES. Omaha-Tha Ben Building. Fouth Omaha JS1S N 8trrt. Council Bluffs 11 North Main Street. Uncoln M Little, llulldlnc. Chicago 901 Hearst Bulldlnir. New York-Room 1106, 2M Fifth Avenue. Kt LoulsMS New Bank of Commerce. Vashlnirton--T Fourteenth RL N. W. COIlUEriPONnKNCE. Communications relating to news and euiionai jnauir snoum un tuuicacu On-aha. Bee, Editorial Department. DECEMBER CIRCULATION, 52,148 State of Nebraska, County of Douglas, sa. Dwleht Williams, circulation manager of The Bee Publishing company, being; duly sworn, rays that the average dally circulation for the month of December, 1SU, was R.1U. DWIOHT WILLIAMS, Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence nd sworn to ceiore me mis sa nay oi January, wit. ROBERT HUNTER. (Seal.) Notary Public Subscribers Irqvlnnr the city temporarily should have The lire mailed to tfecm. Address "III be changed a a often as requested. If wo must have spqw, let us have it now, and not in May. The unregulatod pool hall can be come quite as much of a menaco ns any other disorderly place. Tho tango probably would not have been half ao bad If It had not been so much talked about. Rev. Dr. Anna Sbaw thinks men are failures as street swecpors. They are, ospcclaUy when not put to work, Mr, Bryan Still OptlmlsMc-Hcadllne. But wo would Uko to have a pltt turo of Met's real thoughts just now. The country seems at last to he coming to Mr. Bryan's tastes. Rad ishes aro pouring in from south and Tyeit. Is our "watchful waiting" policy in Mexico to take rank with our "benevolent assimilation' in the Philippines? i. i i i i ' i i And did Brother Bryan know when he, lured Brother Metcalfe down to tho Panama 'that It was but a temporary snap?. Tho St. Louis, violinist who made $18,000 In forty-eight hours dealing In stocks knows of more than ono way to hit tho hjgh notes. "Dick" Motcalfo will mako a fine press ngont for tho canal, and will get Just as much (un out of that Job h he has had being governor. While they are investigating Mr, Murphy's bank account, all thoy had to do to Mr. Croker was to put the question, "Whore did you got It?" And now Hon. Lobock finds him self unable to pass out pie. No iiraska democrats might as well save timo and apply to tho secretary of state first. Hans Schmidt's friends are said tq have raUed another $10,000 for Hit next trial, Which ought to bo suf flcleRt to Interest some noble law yore la this noble murderer's caso. Seaors Fideaclo Hernandez and Guillermo Mexuelro. arrested on tho charge of fomenting an antl-Hucrta. revolt, might Justly ho,vo been taken merely on tho strength ot their names. "Old things aro passed away, be hold all things are become ntfw," said Paul. Tho way from Bothlchom unto Jerusalem Is now to bo mado by trolley. Soon a man may go from Jerusalem even unto Jericho by tho samo modern method without falling among thieves. Having; had almost a year in which to make un his mind. Governor Morebead announces that he is now ready to approach consideration o possible appointees for the wage commission. Maybe by the time his term 1b ud he will have almost reached a decision. Shelby M. Culom was one ot tho links between the old and the new in the United States, and his death will erve to draw attention to the progress that has been made since he entered publlo life. He bad hl.i lull share In Ute forming of the union and the framing of the laws to give it life, and ho lived to see the full fruitage of those laws. According to tho Philadelphia Tubllc-Ledger. Boston's new mayor was elected by the "coheslvo powo of nubile plunder." It was a bad day and the "respectable clopient' stayed at home, vrhllo the other landed their man. But, of course, that will not prevent the "reapectablo olemeB-t," from blackwasbtng both tho mayor and the city whenever things do not go to suit them. It was ever thus. Another Kind of Vice Den. A robbery and murder In a bawd) house led to a belated closlng-up of this and other similar resorts. The nocond murder within threo month In a pool hall, committed by tho pro prietor, himself, puts this place out of business. Now, is It not about time for a gcnoral and serious over hauling of overy pool hall In the city to which any question whatever may attach? Experience has taught that boys and youths learn lessons of crime In certain pool halls. Period ical trngodlcs confirms experience Thero Is as to this no guesswork or groping In tho dark. With naked facta to guide us, why do wo con tinue to wink at tho operation ot uch places? Why wait for another pool hall murder, or graduation of oung outlaws, such as those carry ing on tho carnival of auto hold-upn, to mako us act? Lot thoso charged with tho official responsibility act now, and act as If thoy really meant it. Tho peoplo aro In no mood for trifling. "Tho way to regulato Is to regulate." It applies to pool halls that operate as dens of thloves and vlco, as well as industrial monop olies. On Muzzling Fools. "Exorciso your EonhlH in flnrftntr a way toNnuzzle tho fools, who talk every legislature to death, and gen erations to como will rlso up and call you blessed," says O. D. Casper, a David City legislator and editor, in answer to A. H. Sheldon's question as to tho host plan for running legisla tures of tho futuro. Mr. Sheldon Is a, tnomber of a commission to deter- mine such a plan. Mr. Cuspor has rofercnpo to those oratorical BoIonB who, when the gal leries are filled and attentive, boat tho air with their arma and tlrao with their words and tho peoplo out ot whatever they go thero to do. Says ho: A dozen men slttlntr around n table with no gallery looking on could pick out of the Introducer of a bill his pur pose and sift him and Ills bill as It could be done In no other way. Too much tlms Is wasted In commlttco of jtlio whole by fellows who think they have to spout on everything that cornea up. Oh, tut, tut! But with tho galler ies out out, what attraction would thero bo for many of our host and most eminent statesmen? What havo they to do with committee rooms and real, downright intra work? Mr. Caspor sets them a tough task, and himself a tougher one, wa fear, If he undertakes the Job of muzzling all of theso pyroteehntcal law-makers. Yet wo wish him well. A Warning from Home. Lessor legal lights than Chief Jus tice Walter Clark of tho North Caro lina aupronio court will rant and rati nt his warning of what ho calls the "Judicial oligarchy," Just as it a lay man uttered tho advice. Many big men, though, on and off tho bench, are sharing IiIh view that it Is time for tho Judges and tholr brethren At the bar to slow up. in tholr control of tho government. He points out how for more than a century they havo mado and administered tho laws with "Judicial oligarchy" as tho net result. Already wo havo tho oxpedlent ot a recall ot Judges at our command. It camo, not from a spasmodic rad icalism grown up ovor night, but a slow-gathering, deop-rooted distrust of tho way tho law was mado and administered "for' tho benefit ot tho few," says Qhlof Justlco Clark. Tho Integrity of tho courts rests -with tho courts. When such oral nent members of tho legal profession aa William Howard Taft, ISllhu Uoqt, Chief Justlco Walter Clark and oth era of tholr typo are moved by con- vlctlon to sound such solemn warn inga it is timo for Judges and lawyers allko to toko heed. Tho law may not be regarded as an exact science, but this much is absolute there is a de termined demand for greater exactl tudo in its administration. Students Who Do Not Fall. According to a recent report, ' per cent ot the freshmen in one de partment of a large western univer sity "flunked" at mid-season exam inations because, the professors said, thoy gave too much timo to the fra ternltloB. Now comes a report that one out of every throe students iu this entire school Is earning his way through In wholo or part. But thoy are not tho boys who are flunking. Tbey aro getting on well In their books mid keeping up their ends in the wholesome outside occupations of college life. And what is true at this uulverslty is truo nt tho average school of higher education tho fel low who puts In his sparo time earning money with which to get through school Is often the one who gets the most out ot his courso, while the one with means enough to enable him to Indulge all tho foibles of tho frat life usually brings up tho rear at examination time, if he does not con tinue It when bo gets out of college MUs Pendleton, president ot Wollesley, has a word to fond and in dulgent parents along this line that la wqrth heeding; One of the gravest ml i takes our parent! ore making U to mako life too easy (or their sons and daughter and shield them from a task or lot became It Is hard. The very power developed In meeting the hard task at colter is the power needed to carry the man and woman through the real crises ot their mature lives. Mr. Bryan's peace dove might find something to interest it roost any where from Japan to Haiti. r T i letting 4jacKwar f 4lJHisJ)ay in Omaha tatHitt raoM stt T JANUARY SO. Thirty Yearn Aao A unique celebration of tho one hun drcd and forty-seventh anniversary of Thomas Paine was celebrated In the audi torium ot the Masonic temple. Judge E. M. Barttett presided. Rev. V. K. Cope land of tho t'nltailan church pronounced an euloey on tho great freethinker, while Mr. Hchaanke spoke of him In the Ger man language.. Ocncral O. O. Howard w:il leave for Europe In March to be absent four months. Ills successor aa department commander has not been named, but Is expected to be General Gibbon, a tenlor colonel In the department. William J. Crozler has been appointed spectat potlccman to look after the premises of tlio Omaha National bank, A series of eospel meetings are being held at the Tenth street mission. The Chautauqua Literary and Scientific circle met at the residence of Mrs. R. D. Hills, Twentieth and California. II. 8. Moody, traveling agent for C. F. Goodman, Is back from a trip. A resolution adopted by the council pro vides for putting locks on all the desks in im council chamber, but does not tell wliv. Wlllnr.1 flrntt Wants ft glfl for general housework at ISMS Tark avenue, on Pt. Mary's avrnue car line. Twenty Years Ago The parish house, committee of First Congregational church served iooq w seventy families from 10 a. m. to 3 p. in. tr. J. M. Patterson, First Presbyterian church, preaching on the whys and wherefores of so many empty pews, pointed, to a variety of Sunday recrea tions and Infidelity ns prime cause. Bam Carhart announced ho had ar copied the position of chief clerk cf tho Drexel hotel. John W. Paul was confined to Ills bed with tho grip and had been for a week. Collector North and his son and dep uty. E. W. North, spent Sunday nt their home In Columbus. The conference between officials and receivers of tho Union Pacific came to an end after two days. Thoiljh nono would make a deflnlto statement. It leaked out. that Receiver Trumbull left a dlsnp. pointed man. for he had threatened that If the Union Pacific did not pay the In- terest on tho Denver & Gulf doubles lie would apply to Judge Hallet at Denver for an order compelling It to do so. Whereupon tho Union Pacific made tv counter threat to abandon Us Julesburg Denver line In retaliation. And there tho matter hung. Ten Years Alt Governor Pamuci n. van aani oi Minnesota and Murat Halstead of Cin cinnati, the veteran editor, were the chief speakers at tho second annual dinner of the McKlnley club at the Millar! hotel. John L- Webster, Nebraska's can didate for vice president on tho ri. publican ticket, was given quite an ova tion as ho entered the dining hall. Pr. Harry A, Poster, president of the club, opened the affair by presenting Mr, Webster as tho chairman of the evening. Mr. Webster spoke on "The Republican Party," then' In turn presented Governor Van Bant and Mr. Halstead. Durng the evening Oovcmqr Mickey moved that greetings be sent t& Mrs. McKlnley, which was done. A comlo touch waa given to the occasion by tha announce ment of John O. YflUer, who arose at the conclusion anl said he had returned. Uko the prodigal ot old. to the fold of the republican party, whereupon the- were largo exclamations ot Joy. Captain G. W. Sues left for Washing ton, Intending to visit Chicago and New fork beforo returning. The public library board adopted rcflo lutlons. ot condolence on tho death of W. C, Ives, a member ot the board, and decided to close the building during tho hours of his funeral. Mr. and Mrs Horace G. Burt left on their tour ot tho world, going to Ban Francisco for their steamer. Mr. Bun had but Intoly retired from the presl dency of tha Union Pacific. Another slashing of grain rates, this timo by the Rock Island and Missouri Pacific, for southern shipments, threw tho local railroad men Into a few new fits ot excitement and gave much satis faction to tho grain men. who had scn things coming their way since the ad vent of the Great Western under A. H. Mlckney, father of the Omaha Grain exchange. People and Events Thirty more Carnegie hero medals have been ma.de, making a total of STl medals awarded In ten years. Several heroes es caped the decoration by keeping out of tight A Boston woman offered to sell her husband for 11,000. A New Torlt woman wants $160,000 from a railroad compuny for the loss of hers. Quality doesn't wholly account for the wide difference In valuation. Rev. Philip R. Gordon, just ordained to the Catholic priesthood In Oklahoma, la a Chippewa Indian, The enly other In fllan priest In tho country, Rev, Albert Neganquat, was ordained some years ago at Home, No more lone distance telephone speeches to banqueters by President Wll con. That's latest White house edict. Whenever the president gets a speech In hla system throbbing to get out he will dxllver It In person. George Ado U being pressed Into tho race for United States senator In In dlana. Mr. Ade Is the only man In sight capable ot lightening the gloom which fell upon the HooMem when Tom Tag art started to run for the Job, George W, Vanderbllt has shattered an other North Carolina record with his 1913 corn crop, netting an average ot ti:.4i an acre. Originally planned as an expert ment. the agricultural department of Hilt more first became self-supporting and then began to show a profit. Squire Robert A. Smith of Honesdale, Pu., was advised -by his physician In 167s that he was eating too much for the good ot his health. He right away began to appease his hunger on two meals day, and has followed the practice for thirty-seven, years. Perhaps thla may De one of the reasons why he Is hale and hearty at years ot age. Down in tittle Rock, Ark., out ot names on saloon petitions 1,500 were those of women who favor granting licenses, In penvtr and Ban Kranclaco last year, women voters upset all calculation by working and voting against prohibition. Not because "the ladies. God bless 'em. have, a thirst, but their men frieod must 'take sumthln' occasionally. 5M Nebraska Politics Bridgeport News-Blade: Almost any body can run for governor of Nebraska. There's John O. Yelser of Nebraska and Dubby McKelvIe of Lincoln already In the running, and tho door la wide open. Kearney Hub! We are pleased to note that Senator J. H. Kemp of Fullerton Is "mentioned" (possibly by request), as a candidate for the republican nomination for governor. Of course there Is no harm in mentioning It. Loup City Tlmes.Indcpendent. Tho re publicans of Broken Bow aro making ar rangements for a banquet to revive the party In that county, The date set la quite significant and It took some long heads to find a sultublo day, for th day they have chon Is "ground hog" day. Howetls Journal: One 8. R. McKelvIe of Uncoln Is suffering with the worst caso of political Itch In the history ot Nebraska politics, and, If permitted to go upon the primary ballot, the chances are that the voters will give him a, dose of scratching that will cure the com plaint even though It be o little hard on the patient. Howell Journal: If you should discover an extra largo hole In Dan Stephens' political fences you may rest assured that It Is In that portion of the fence where one Charles Wooster of Silver Creek went through when he stampeded because ot the remit of tho postmaster's primary In his homo city. Woostor never stopped In his onward rush until he reached the city of Washington and expressed his opinion of tho whole plan In forcible language to our congressman and got Interviewed by tho press. Grand Island Independent: Charles Wooster is In Washington. The result of one of Congressman Stephens' famous atf-and.'alf postofflc6 prlmarlos didn't Please tho strenuous Charles, whose agnosticism extends even to the proposi tion that the voice of the democratic rank and file Is ves del. Wooster. In many respects an admirable, dependable and venerablo citizen, opposes the choice of the democratic primary, one Mr. Gray, and favors ono Mr. Roth, again. threby, showing anarchistic tendencies as surely as "Roth" g red. Fremont Herald; Everybody's tryln' to git aboard tho democratic) band wagon; aye. even, tho venerable Henry W, Yates, one time conservative of conservatives, and then comes Thomas Fortune Ryan, who fought Bryan at Baltimore, and events affirm the nelghborllness ot our own Jim Dahlman to tha administration. Inoludlng the secretary of state. Dahl man endorses the administration hands down; Yates compliments Bryan by say. Jng lie will be the noxt president of the United Btates, and Ryan says of Presl dent Wilson: "lie Is a great man and a great president nnd the greatest thing about him Is that he plays no favorites.' Here's harmony for you, and the stand patters and tho progressives have a mighty fine pattern cut out for them to copy. Editorial Sittings Cleveland Plain Dealer: It may be true that Mil can neither read nor write, cut ne s making ins mark an right, Philadelphia Ledger: If William 8ul- ser'a testimony In Now York waa true. It must be apparent to everybody that he was not the only one to get his. New York World: According to Princeton expert, tho total attendance at school and college foot ball games last fall waa 15,009,000. From the noUc they made on the grandstands and tho side lines It sgunded like several millions more. Pittsburgh Dispatch: Attorney General Barker of Missouri, who expressed his un favorable opinion of United States Judgo Mcpherson In the presence of the court, may not be In favor of the recall of Judges, but be is a decided example of tho policy of calling them down. Philadelphia. Bulletin: Former Ambas sador Rockhtll la said to have been ap pointed to an Important place In the civil service of the Republic of China, and Henry M, Pindell has been endorsed by the senate committee for appointment to the Important post of United States am bassador to Russia. A poor swap tor Uncle Bam and American Interests. Philadelphia Record: Colonel Goethals has secured a lead over the Cucaracha slide, and there Is now a, channel of thirty foot depth through the Culebra cut. It the slide should not accelerate mean while, so that the earth would' fill up the dirt faster than the dredges could g;t It out. Colonel Goethals will run a steamer through in April. All canal prognostica tions are postulated on an 'lt;" and so long aa there shall be clay on the sides of Cucaracha and other neighboring mountains there are going to be slides. Of course, the possibility of opening the canal, and keeping It open, to navigation Is beyond question; and the slides will merely he annoyances and are not to be regarded as obstructions. Hammer Taps Politics makes a good game but a poor business. 8omo men Imagine they are polished when they are merely slippery. A woman can get as much relief out of tears as a man can out ot cuss words Jt Is hard to make a princess believe that she can't bo disappointed In love until after ho Is married. Tho reason a married woman doesn't get a regular salary is because she Just loves to ask her husband for a dime every time she needs anything. There isn't as much heroism In flying a mile high s, some people Imagine. The aviator would be just as dead if he only fell a quarter of a mile. When a man sees a view depleting a street scene of about 1K0. he always wonders what happened to the hoop skirts when they hit a wlniy corner. It Is funny that the champion speller In school usually wlnda up weighing lard In a grocery store, while the fellows wfca have to look It up j the dictionary rrib off all the good, Jobs. Every man UKes to believe that he will be missed a whole lot when he dies. Rut when they get through planting you. the carriages will come luck from the cemetery on a gallop and everybody will feel glad that It la over. Whn rw ts out with maw and a plump, girl In a skin-tight skirt passes, paw will almost fall over his own feet, he U so busy rubbering. And when the girt haa passed maw will say: "For leaven's sake! Did you see THAT?" And paw win reply Innocently; "WhAt waa It? I didn't nqtlce auythlng. CtnclnM Knqulrtr. Jrira and the Bakers. OMAHA, Jan. M.-To the Editor of The Bee: I read In last night's paper. "The Jewish Baiters Between Two Fires." It's true that tha orthodox Jews made the bakers put up S0 each and sign not to bako on Saturdays, becaupo It's against the Jewish faith, and what I want to re mark here Is: That it's only against the Jewish faith when Jewish people arc baking on Saturday, and the bread Is for bidden to nil Jews. But It's kosher when It's baked by people of another faith. Now, It can bo seen plainly that It's with out any sense to say the orthodox Jews nro boycotting the bread because it's baked by Christiana, and the fact 1 they didn't. Tho only trouble Is that the bakers wanted their worklngmen to work on Saturday night, which they refused and went on strike. So tho Bakers' union distributed circulars amongst Jews ot Omaha not to buy the bread because It'a baked by scabs. And all I can say about It la that all these troubles could havo been prevented If some people who think they know a lot and don't know any thing wouldn't havo the habit to Incite others. I think it can be easily arranged even now without any trouble between the bakers and their worklngmen If thoy only wanted to. Let them come to tha same orthodox Jews who made them sign not to bake on Saturdays. N. MEICIinS. 100J North Twenty-fourth Street. Respect for the Prrstdeut. OMAHA, Jan. 26.-To the Editor of The Bee: As a lifelong rock-ribbed Simon pure republican I want to comment on The Bee'B fair and polite treatment of our democratic, president on nil oc casions. Of course this is rlght-the president of the United States deservos Btich treatment, but think of what William Howard Taft got from pur blind democratic papers and mongrel re publicans. OLD JH0S8 BACK. Stand for the Bonds. OMAHA. Jan. M. To the Editor of The Bee: I see by The Bee that we are to vote on the propositions of Issuing J250,. 000 bonds to buy and completo th4 Auditorium and 91,00,000 for a garbag-j Incinerator. Put me down for . ooth They ought to carry without serious opposition. They are both Indespenslblc, in incir way. The Bee made a very good showing last fall of our lack ot an adequate garbage system and the su pcrlorlty of the Incinerator. As to tho Auditorium, we can't dispense with It and keep up our metropolitan airs. We have to keep the Auditorium and ought complete It with all possible haste, It Is Ideally located, well constructed and serves needs no other building could. March 10 let us throw parsimony and penurlousncss to the winds and vote both of these propositions. L. Q. McS. Wanes mul Weddings. OMAHA, Jan. 38. To the Editor of Tho Bee; You do well to point out In your editorial that one early result of Ford's ruise oi pay io us employes is many inoro marnogos, i wonder how many large employers ot labor, who rant around about "maximum efficiency" and "sober living" among their Vnen win catch the force of the Detroit example. Not many, 1 Imagine. It is cheaper to prate them to produce. Yet, If the so cial end moral status of the working people ever comes up to what theso good and great men advocate, it will be partly bezajso some of them have done something similar to that done by Henry I'ord, It Is all very well for these of floxlble means to preach early marriages with their encouraging homilies on "a penny saved Is a penny made." but I als6 believe In the old adage that "whan poverty comes In tire door love goes out tho window." Poor peoplo are good and happy, but not because their Income a Inadequate, WAGE EARNER. Presbyterian Hospital. OMAHA, Jan. JT.-To the Editor of Tho Bee: It Is much to be regretted that our laws make no provisions for the ade quate punishment of Irresponsible law yers whq utter malicious slanders In the form of pleadings such as appeared In your published report of a suit in the federal court against the Presbyterian hospital and myself. The only item of truth in this charge Is the statement that Miss Hattie Rosenbeck commute! suicide at the hospital on the night ot January Jt-25, 1312. This pupil nurse took her life by hsny tng heraelf to the ralllns of the back porch about midnight on that date, where she was found one-halt hour after her disappearance from her pa ttent's room. The circumstances of her death were thoroughly Investigated at the time by the coroner and by her father and his attorney, and they all agreed In exonerating the hospital from blame. Miss Rosenbcck was one of the most faithful and competent pupils In the training school and her disposition was so cheerful and Itlndly that she was a general favorite. Her untimely death was a great shock and sincere grief ia everyone connected with the hospital. No reasonable explanation ot her act has ever been found. The charge that her patient, Miss Mary Stewart, killed her Is monstrous and Is deliberately false Miss Stewart was netther demented nor Insane and Mss Rosenbeck'a attachment for her patient was so great that at her own repeated request she waa allowed to remain longer than usual In charge of the case. Tho lawyer who makes thla charge Is smart ing under his recent failure In another suit for IM0 against the Presbyterian hospital. The ease waa dismissed In district court on their awn testimony be fore a word of evidence had been of fered by the hospital. Now he Is stir ring up the simple minded but honest old parents of Miss Rosenbcck to b parties to another suit. The Presbyterian hospital never did better work than It is doing today and demands upon It are so great that at thla writing we have forty patients in twenty-seven rooms, and It tho building were three tltnea as large it could easily be filled. A number of the most eminent surgeons and specialists of the city, whose requirements for high class eervt Ire are very exacting, are on Its attend ing staff. Its training school, under the same head for more tnan tn years, has graduated a corps of nurses who, for skill and efficiency, have no superiors In the country. Its best trlenda are Its patlenti all over this central west who liavo experi enced the- benefits ot Its scientific and sympathetica care. RQBEHX M'CLKLLAND, GRINS AND GROANS. The Pencil-You ought to be ashamed of yourself. They nay you havo always to be driven before you'll work. The Pen How about yourelf? The Pencll-Oh, I'm lcad.-Phlladcl-(hla Ledger. Willie Paw, what Is a sunny disposi tion? Paw That Is something possessed by a man who points out the silver lining In the cloud and then borrows your um brella before It starts to rain, my son, Cincinnati Enquirer, "DIs aln' de some umbrella I lent you," said Uncle Rasborry. "Cohse It aln," replied Mr. Erastus Plnklcy. 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Favor able round trip excursion tickets on sale daily to all important winter resorts. ROUND TRIP FARES FROM OMAHA Jacksonville $50.50 Miami $72.60 Palm Beach :. $69.00 St Petersburg $62.10 New Orleans $41.00 Havana $87.00 , " Return limit June 1st, 1914, excepting New Or leanstickets to this point bearing return limit of May 15, 1914. Liberal stopover privileges. Choice of scenio routes. r . FOURTEEN SPLENDID TWAINS, , ..; ; luxuriously equipped, are operated daily between Omaha and Chicago via Chicago and North Western Ry. Convenient connections with fast trains on all lines to and from the South and Southeast. We supply all sorts of photographs We have thousands of photographs and nega tives filed, classified nnd indexed. If you need rui illustration or photograph for nny purpose, wo can supply you at once. Wo also have the lntost and most up-to-dato equipment for photographing intoriors, for photographing catalogue subjects, for pano ramic views and for cnlnrging photographs. Wo will send a photographer to take nny kind of a picture. Our Subjects on file include: Prominent men, Advertising subjects, Buildings, Pure bred live stock, Our art department will make now drawings or retouch, or revise photographic copy for making engravings. Our engraving department will mako engrav ings for you for nny kind of illustration work. Our electrotyping department will make dupli cate cuts from engravings or 'typo nmttor. Our prices aro remarkably reasonable. BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY, Omaha, Nebraska OR. BRADBURY DENTIST tao Farntn ptreM. so Kxtr,ctlg Via Dp PffllBsp ..BOo Up Crovma S2.58 Up i'UtM . $2.00 Up dlanlfled. could unbend a little cc- rlonally. Once a popular low comedian proposed a combination with blm, which he declined. "It would have been an unhappy Illus tration," said the tragedian, In relating It. "of Grin and BarretL" Texas Sitt ings. To lfcarn the tango Harry had an Itch. But nil his labored efforts were In valnl His clumsy hands' misplaced the lady's, switch. ' . . .1 His awkward feet completely wrecked her train! . . Judge. THE WORRY BUG. When the winter Is cold and tha snow falls and drifts, ... And Into each crevice the frigid air sifts: , , When the mercury goes below zero and stays When the windows have frost sketches on them for days; When the coal men go stamping aside of their wagons. A-rubblng their hands and a.pufflng like dragons; Then It's worry and worry and worry, poor soul How on earth will we pay for that next ton of coal? When the winter Is open and sunny and blim And the grass on the lawna keeps Us near greenish hue, AVhen the Know melts at noontime, that fell In the nleht: ... When the dandelion can't keep his head out of sight: When the mercury simply refuses to drop, And the Ice man gets anxious about the Ice crop; Then UV worry and worry and worry. oh deHrl v , . No Ice and this summer as hot as last year. Omaha. Nob. BAYOLL NE TRELE. Kissimmce ........ $59,50 Palatka $53;50 St. Augustine .... .$52.80 Tampa .$62.10 Mobile $41.00 For full particulars apply at ticket offices CHICAGO AND NORTHWESTERN RY. 1401-1403 Farnam St., Omaha, Neb. , Art studies, Farm scenes, Animals, Life studies. xswt Offl Pfeosi Dour, 1TM Mleslas; Tth mtfUtf without Flau or Srttffe. rvfk. Nrr y m tnthoat rl. Wsrktw. tateed tea you) ,