THE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY, JANUARY 8, 1914 Tws Omaha daily bee yoBWDKPlrr kpwakb rusk w atkkT VICTOR ROBBWATKK. KTJtTOR. II KK DUILD1NU. KAK.VAM AXli 17TIL Entered at .Omaha postoiflc at second- mDiie nn Brtt ia-lr I liTin V. ibiwia uwmm" Sunday B, year.. - rfi t-'aturdsy Bee, one year Dully He, without Sunday, one year.. i.Oi itaiiv Biui mind v. one year &w livening" and Jfunday fen per monttt...c Kvmlntf. without nunday. per month. ..so Dally nee. Including Sunday, ter mo...fcc Dally Bee, without riunday, per month.4Sc Add. era- all complalnta ot irregularities In dUerla to City Cliculatiou Dept. VuM A ... Hen-it by draft, express or postal order, rwyno'.e to The Bee Publishing company, only t-cent stamps rtco-ved tn pamenl ot mll accounts. Personal checks, -cept on Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted. offices. OmahaThe Ie BiuUing routh Ornaria U18 N 8treet vbundl Bluffs H North Main Street. Uric In a Uttln Building. . hicao-XU 1 Hurst lt.Ua.lng. New York-Room HOG, ;4 Fifth Avenue. St. Louls-B New Bans; of Commerce Vagrilncton TiS Fourtetnth St.. N. w. CORRESPONDENCE. . Communications rclut.ug ti news and editorial matter should be addressed Jtnana Bee. Editorial Department. November circulation. 52.068 State of Nebraska, County of Douglas, ss. : Dwlghl William; tti eolation managtr of The Bco Publishing company, bemg duij sworn, aaya that the uter-ve daily circulation far the montti of November, UUil.HH.Mt. UWIUtlJ. WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager. Safcserlbed, In my pusenee and sworn t before me this 2d day of December. IMS ltOULHV HUNTER. (Seal) Notary FubUc Sabscrlbers leavtnsr the city tfBipornrlly ahnald have The Ilea acalfesT la (beta. Aadreaa will ho eksscM (ten star rrasenca. The melon season is orer czcopt for Unton Pacific stockholders. How it Worriei Them. . Our democratic friends flcetn to bo particularly worried Just now for fear tic republican factions that wero at war In 1912 mar get together be fore tho. next election. No wonder; for republican reunion would threaten democratic defeat, bo tho democratic oracles and organs aro dolus their utmost to encourage tho eo-cnllcd "progressives" to "go It alone." Thor are therefore holding up to them as brilliant exampteav their courageous brothers in Kansas and California, and lauding to tho skies the unafraid men who counsel against return to tho republican fold. If tho tilrd party can be kept on its feet in Kansas and California, tho democrats in those states will walk off with tho laurels, likewise in any other state where a. similar situation can bo created. Wo do not blame our democratic friends. Wo remember that we. had almost a reversal of the picture when the united republicans wero i combatting democrats and popull&ts separately organised though co-oper ating in action, ino aemocrais uau a rather tough time swallowing the populists, and we republicans omitted nothing to make the task tougher. Tho democrat demoa- stratcd remarkable diplomatic abil ity In the trying ordeal of fusion, nnd after ten years ot laborious mas tication succeeded in assimilating tho most or the indigestible morsef. The object lerson, however, should bo equally potent to republicans or all degrees, who may bo sure that anything- the democrats try to wish on us is really intended for their own benefit. On this side of tho lllo Orando our base ball federals aro the outlaws. No, siree! Our Water board bona is not going to put his back till he - km to, This is great weather for tho low ceet ot gftlcsfecs and saow ahovelr, Byway. . f I . r-D 1 IpKin&jacKvvar .TfiisDay in Omaha iwiui new ace futa T T Bryan Is Going Some Now one of its sponsors discovers that tho local recall provision Is "unworkable," The housetop reformer Is always against graft except when ho sees it coming hln way, Depend oa the) cafes that add tango te the bill ef (are getting U back somewhere. Ths supreme court's antl-fce graft decision certainly came at a tough time for some reformers. Well, Jf yeu found but out oyster In m oyster stew yen had ordered, wouldn't It make yen mad, too? The. world Is Bet so particular as to what Greek tetter society the eel le graduate beeoaf. Just e he tan ante In the . Varntng to Billy Sunday promot crs in Omaha: The, Pittsburgh tabernacle la tho first week df tho meetings proves entirely too small. The country Is blossoming Into a new era, Secretary Itryati What's that? Despite the rough rid-. ever Senator Hitchcock's cur- rency bill that alone was to save us? New what name shall be found mwi easugh for James Dryce, who ha referred to Ellhu Root as "tho greeteet aad best secretary of statu the United Steles over had?" the proposal f $5,900,000 for the rehabilitation ot Chicago's firo and police stattohs Is a reminder of the wledem of keeping up municipal imarevemeats as we go along. Now that the govornor of Michigan haa visited the scene and got a first hand knowledge ot the strike sltua ttosji in the copper regions, perhaps he will try to help toward working out a solution, Is the law Behiad tke Time? Purblind members of the tcgal profession who resent lay criticism ot their methods and procedure should get a copy of a recent 'address to Chicago lawyers by Robert Mc Murdy. president of the Illinois Stato Bar association, In which ho says: It cannot bo claimed that we have kept tn touch with tho progress of the tlmea In the matter of practice la; our courts. Wo are still under the old English sys tem, partly entombed In our statutes. Taklns our practice act nu a fair Illustra tion of conditions, and not going further baek than 1(45. on a htirrlwj examination find that twenty-two sections of the present statutes are either the same as they were In 1MJ, or havo been so slightly changed as to be to all intents, and pur poses the same. Evidently ho disagrees with the observation of the eminent Omaha attorney that "Nearly every state In the union has adopted simple? meth ods ot procedure oa the philosophical theory that technicalities shall not stand In the way ot Justice." But, then, it may not be fair-to hold a person teo rightly te what ha says lb the flights of an oratorical euloglum Those wkh court experience knew, m many fearleea lawyers ef the coun try admit in the hope of bettering conditions, that Justice too often comes off second best In the struggle with technicalities, that not only la it delayed, but too frequently de feated. On the theory that "Honest confession is good for the soul," Mr. McMurdy challenges redemption when he saya that in comparison with the progress of medical science, tho law haa been left way in the rear. That while tho medical champions havo made Immonse progress for the relief ot physical suffering, tho law has done llttlo to short-cut legal en taaglemeat. While ether professions have gone forward at a great rate, he declares, lawyers havo been play Ing the part ot Rip Van Winkle. Such, strictures from a lawyer of high atandtag, will, of course, bo ro celved better than "a libelous critic ism ot an honorable firofesekm" tit tercd by layman. Moreover the lawi'or Is less apt to incito the malignant vengeance , ot the legal crooks infesting the bar who happen to bo hit by tho shafts. The supremo court te naked to de- eld whether the lawmakers intended tha county cemralsstoBers should rv for three years or tor four yewrs. On this point we don't be tters, the lawmakers know what they lnteadcd. JAXt'AHV 8. Thirty Years Ago - The social event of the day was the brilliant wedding oC Str. nursell Bfn Jamln Harrison of Indianapolis and II Us Starr Saunders, daughter of Senator Al vln Saunders which took place at Trinity, followed by a, lar;e reception at th Max tor, hotel Mr. W. t. Wheeler of Mon tana, served ai beet man. and Mini Mamie Harrison, Miss Ltzsle Isaacs, MIks Minnie nichsrdron. Miss Kleanora Boyd and Mlsa Gertrude Derdy of Chicago at tended the lirldev The wedding gown Is thus deecribedr "White sallri. point lace trimming- of unctzt velvet wltM front In flowers appllqued on. with opal beads short sleeves and low neofc. It ta a yerr beautiful garment, and was Imported from Paris." After a six weeks' bridal tour the courle will make their home tn Helena. Hnv. O. V. F tell Ing. the popular pastor of the Ijithersn church died at his home. Ha had been a resident of Omaha atneo mi. Joseph Murphy and his company pre sented "Kern Gon" at Boyd'a to a crowded houne. A dance of the Eemeratd club enter tains) sixty rouples' at Crounse's liatt Tim committee. In charge wens Messrs. PhllUp, Walter. Trntt and Kratise. nroTge Guy and William Fitch have entered a business partnership to supply ice for Omaha during; the coming season. The hundred and twenty-fifth anniver sary of "nobby" nurns birthday will be celebrated by a grand bannuet and boll In Crounse's hall under supervision of this- committee: Thomas Falconer. John McDonald. WHUam Knox, A. C. Troup, Jamea Muir and William Fleming. Mrs. r. II. Kllltenney of Chicago Is visiting her sens, Jfhn and Jimmy. James tTarroll. who played left field With the Port Huronn last year, la In the city, and will play wlfli the Union Pa ciflcs next year. Twenty Years Ago It vas a great day, or rather night, for the late lamented Andrew Jackson. Scores of his devotees assembled at the Paxton. hotel and ate and talked In hln honor. At the head ot tho table sat W, D. McHugh, president of the. local Jack sonlan club, who acted as toastmaster nnd the chief toaster was the Hon. John P. Irish of California, formerly ot Iowa. The banquet room wan decorated with pictures of Jefferson, Jackson, Seymour, Tllden, Thurman, McClellan, Cleveland. Bryan and JameM B. Boyd. General Manager Holdrcge ot the Bur lington left for Dendwood. Sheridan and Black Hilts points. W. W. Cotton, general attorney for the Union Taclfto for Oregon and Washing ton, was In town and said that his peopln were satisfied with the five receivers ap pointed for the Union Paclflo and did not want any more for the subsidiary lines, but preferred tq leave everything to these five. Tho convention ot the International Bricklayers and Masons opened with an address of welcome by Mayor Betels. John Wlthnell, president df the- local made chairman of the craftsmen, was convention. Thomas M. Greeley and Mary J. )hi took out a Hcenaa to wed. Iaw- Tch Years Ago Sirs. Marlon Rocco, "9 years old, died at her home, 611 South Twenty-clghta street after an llaew of a. few weeks. Ernest Sweet. contest prUo winner, thus addressed The Bee: "Qentleman-I have received your order for a ISO suit, tor which pUasa accept thanks. This is the same as cash and only cost a taw hours of leisure time. Another Illustra tion of the value ot reading Tho Bee want ad page. Omaba-'s great clearing house." Mrs. Fred Faftenrath, who bad under gone an operation three weks before, was said to be convalescing. Oa Invitation of former Secretary of State Foitcr and Carl Hchurx, Edward Itoiewater. went to Washington to par Hclpato In a conference on International peace, Newspaper friends of John A. Bait, formerly of Tho Bee, gave him a fare well banquet at tho Millard on the evo ot his departure to Chicago, to becomo uislstant advertising manager tor tho lJurllngten system. T. W. McCutlough acted as master ot ceremonies and sev eral of the men made brief remarks. Nebraska's liintllnir cltieti and dls gulshed vocalist, William Jennings Bryan, secretory of state, astonishes don-neast provincials by his activity As a traveler and conversationalist. Tho Washington correspondent ot the New York World computes Mr. Bryan's travel record since taking office last March at II, WD miles, and presents the following schedule of runs hither and thither in 1M.T. and his time table for the early dars ot Janauray lH. March & Sworn In as , secretary of state March 17-Confers with Governor Deiveen In Chicago; speaks before Irish Fellowship club. March IS Addresses legislature at Sprtnsfleld. III. March 1& Celebrates birthday at lin ed n. Neb. March JO Attends banquet at De Moines. March &-Returns to Washington, huvlnz been delayed en route by floods. Goes rfame evening to Trenton. N. J., to attend banquet. March CO Back In Washington. April lJ-Ooes to Philadelphia for speech. April H Back In Washington. April 14 Leaves . for Sacramento, Cat., on official business to discuss with Cali fornia legislature question of Japanese land taw. May 8 Back In Washington; goes that night to Baltimore to attend dinner. May &-OOC to New York to speak at dinner. May 10 Back In Washington. May IS Goes to HafrisburK to address legislature. May 1 Leaves Harrlsburc for New York. May 1j In New Yoik, speaking at a banquet. May 16 Back in Washington. Juno, i Qoen to Pittsburgh at request ot president to attend. Guthrie dinner, June T Back ' In Washington. June Goes to Hampton Roads on of ficial business to welcome Dr. Lauro Mutter, Broxilum foreign minister. June-11 Returns with Dr. Mutter to Washington. July C Goes to New York on official business to bid Dr. Mnlter farewell. July 7 Rack in Washington. July 11 Goes to Ashevllle, N. C to visit friends; makes speech at Hendcr eonTtlle, K C July 14 Back tn Washington. July 15-Ooes to Mountain Lake Park, Md., for Chautauqua lecture. July It Back in Washington. July 20 does to Winona, Minn., for lecture. July 21 lectures at Plymouth, Ind. July S5 Back tn Washington. July 29-S1 Afternoon trips for night lectures at New Uepe and Kennett Square, Pa., and Belalr. Md. September 6-6 Goes to Maine to mako stump apeeches for William R. Pctten gall In congressional campaign. Speaks at Bangor, Wlnterport, Frankfort, Stock ton, Bearsport, Burnham, Plttstlcld, Bel fast, Watervllte. September 8 Back In Washington. September H-tt Afternoon trips to Sal isbury, Md.. Media, Pa., Crlsfleld, Md., Olenelde, Ta.; Phoenixville. Pa.. Wood borry, N. J Charlestown, W. Ya. and "Woodstock, Va. September 10-Staunton, Va., lecture. September IS Charlottesville. Va., lec ture. September 13 Culpcper, Va., lecture. September 20 Warrcntoa, Va.. closes lecture engagements ot tent season. October 2 November 2 Polltcal stump 8ieches in New Jersey tor Fielder and Maryland for Blair Lee. December It-Goes to Miami. Fla., for vacation. December 31 Returns to Washington. January 1 Leaves for western speak ing trip as follows: January 3. Kansas City, Mo.; January B, Topeka', January S, Lincoln; January S, Chicago; January t, Toledo; January 12, back in Washing ton. The foregoing score allows Just sixty working day Iti Washington and seventy-two days on the go. 17 KKQt People- and Events It Is charged that a veterinarians' trust exists, ih Nebraska, Here's ouo that does not eeme within the scopa of the federal anti-trust law, but per hap our state anti-trust law mar coataln a stick long enough to reach it. Far.ohe who makes no great boast about' leading the strenuous life. President Wilson, wkh his rescuing boys and glrla from auto and hors accidents, putting out fires and nar row; escapes from drowning at sea. Is ageing tolerably well. la the respeaM to the address ot welcome to the Implement dealers, the speaker eeeimared Mayor tahl ma aa an orator with Secretary ot Sta4 William J. Bryan. Mr. Bryan had better leek to his chaplet aad also to bis Chautauqua contracts. Chicago papers comment on tho feet that hoger Sullivan does not make loud announcement of his sen atorial aspirations, forgetting, evi dently, that perhaps Roger, as 4 democrat, has adopted Major Miicfeoi's motto of acting Instead ot talking. A Publio Sefeader. I.os Angoles has Inaugurated now departure In the form of a pub lic attorney to defend persons ac cused of crime. Tho Bee haa. re peatedly urged a public defender here Instead of the costly and unsat isfactory method ot naming for each case different lawyers who happen to exert a pull with the court. A public defender would unquestion ably give the accused better service, and save money to the taxpayers, but, ot course, it would also deprive tho Judges ot political capital gained by distribution ot these appotutlvo favors to their friends and boosters. As the result of a trip ot Investiga tion to South America, the chief ot our animal industry bureau report that meat inspection, in Argentina is substantially the same as here, and that meat packed there is entirely fit for American marketa. As we under stand it, the Argeatlne packing In dustry has been organUed largely by Amerlcaa capital, and along Amerl can lines, with the presumption that the methods employed are substan tially the same is both places. Sir Jamts Pcwar, the first man to ob tain, liquid and solid hydrogen, recently tclebrated lils seventy-first birthday. He was also the co-Inventor of cordite, the smokeless powder and Wis taken a life long Interest In chemical research. Mara and Neptune bowed to the will ot Dan Cupid last Week when the sec retary of the navy recalled Ensign Alston Simpson from his cruise on the Dolphin In ortfer that he might wed Mis Lucy Smith, daughter of Senator Hoke Smith, at the appointed time in Washington. Thomas Rich, a well known hunter lu Barre, .Me... recently bagged a fifteen- pound fox at 2:tS In the afternoon, after he and his dog had been chasing It since ? o'clock tn the morning. The fox meas ured five feet four Inches, while .b bruth was fourteen Inches long and ten Morgan Breakaway Springfield Republican: Whatever mis fortunes come, tho house of Morgan & Co, can always fall back on the banking business for support. Cleveland Plain Dealer: The Morgans decide to abandon some ot their inter locking directorates voluntarily. Some one must havo called to their attention ttiat popular work by Mr. Stanley called the ''moaoy trust." New York Sun: Surely, there could be no stronger evidence ot the desire of "big business" to cooperate fully and In good faith with the federal administra tion In Its announced purposes and pol icies of buetaess simplification. Pittsburgh Dispatch: The retirement of the Morgan partners from several big corporations where they have, heretofore been powerful la an indication that public sentiment kept up may prove powerful enough eves to unscramble eggs. Baltimore Bun: How did the members of the firm ot J. P. Morgan & Co. get named aa directors of the great corpora tion from which they havo now with drawn? Witt not the influence that enabled them to have themselves named enable them now to name their sue- Inches round. Robert W. Emmons, second, who ,has J ccuoraT And It so. will the situation be Down at Lincoln It is proposed to transform the Auditorium Into n public market house as a move to re duce the high cost ot living. How would our commission men, grocers and butchers welcome such a sug gestion for our Omaha Auditorium? No more panics, says Senator Jim Reed ot Missouri. Democracy has made tho country panic-proof- Provi dence did not have even a little finger in it. been selected to manage next season the American cup defender that Is to be built 1 by Nat Hcrreshoft for a syndlcato Of New Yorkws, la a Bpston roan and Is well known in the world of yachting. In 1)11 tils nibelot Avas one of the three boats selected to cross the ocean, and at Kiel Mr. Emmons won with It the em peror's cup. No one by wilting It or following mtaa can live to be a centenarian, but never theless the words of Mrs. Thomas Ben nett of" Kensington, N- Y Who has cele brated her l&M birthday, are worth re cording and hooding. In htr opinion the clue to a long Ufa Is to be outdoor as much as possible, breathe ptenty of pure air, eat three square meas a day ana more if you like, laugh often and heartily and be sociable. Eugene McKnlght. editor of the Madi son (III) Republican, la dead at the age or M. In that short run of life McKnlght achieved distinction In the profession by his originality of expression aad the artlstlo typography of his paper. Ills niqtfo boxed on the first page ot the paper was tuts Lmersonlan quotation! "if a msn can write a better book, preach a better sermon or make a better mouse trap than his neighbor, though he build his house In the woods, the world will make a beaten path to his door" Improved by the change? This Is one ot the thlngr that wilt have to be consld, ered in ai . legislation to prevent Inter locking directorates. New York Posts The Northern Secur ities decision stopped the progress of tho movement through the "holding com pany" device. It seems to be the spirit ot the day to solve the later problems. Inherited from the period ot financial Infatuation, through frank recognition ot and concession to the public's attitude by tha financial Interests themselves. Jn this respect the action, taken with much dig nlty and atralghtforwaaeM by Messrs. -. iin c . u. iB as impressive a sign ot the times as tut month's volun tary dismantling of the telephone and telegraph combination. Worked am All 8dea. Brooklyn Eagle. Tha Boy Scouts. dSa,0s In number, are being worked by every conceivable scheme, from life Insurance to book ped dllng propositions that they are supposed to undertake on an agency basis. The Hoy Scout Is also on. the list Qt every malt order house eager to supply hta neels, and If he ever sees an Indian It will probably be In a sampln bottla wrapped In a circular giving fuU direc tion for taking. Oor Witter Hoard Overlord. FLOBENCB, Neb., Jan. 7,-To the Edi tor of The Bet: I notice one R. R Howell objects to putting back the VH used on his junket on the ground that lie saved the people JM.OOO. Now, Mr. Editor, If possible kindly tell us who are the people for whom ho saved this amount and Just when we may look tor It and In what form It will come. Will It bo a reduction of the robber rates how tn force? It no, If R. B. will Just add to the 120,000 about the same amount clear profit derived from tho sate ot meters to the consumers of water, and, while I think of It, has no more right to charge us for than the milk man would have to charge us for tlie can In which he measures the milk he sells us. Charg ing $11.2j for a meter that costs less than 57 Is a pretty good profit. Right now, Mr. Editor, If this Is the way municipal ownership works, may the good lord deliver me nnd mine from any more of It, Tall: about $1 tms and seven tickets for a quarter on tho street cars, tho pr:ca we are paying for gas and rides on the cars ore nothing In comparison to the way people are being held up by this one-man water board. Investigate what It has done for Florence. After tha citizens of our llttlo city havo taxed our selves to the limit, given up miles of our streets for the purpose of laying mains for the water company, built a school house at an outlay of $5000 for the pur pose of giving our children tho advantage of a high school education,, this same fellow goes to Lincoln and wltli tlv help ot hta understrappers causes that famous water district bill to be passed. I sometimes wonder if the men out In the state could see what It has done for u if they would not hang their heads In shame; for It, and It alone, has made It Impossible for us to keep up our high school. From one ot the sufferers, F. S! TUCKER.- Our Taxation Rrfercndnm. OMAHA, Jan. 7.-To the Editor of The Bee: In sending to me their balloLi wherein readers of Nebraska papers are expressing their opinions upon the dif ferent phases ot taxation, the over whelming majority are declaring In favor of many changes In tho tax system of this state. At the same time, a number ot these same readers declare themselves opposed to - the amendment to the con stitution relating to taxation. This fact clearly proves that those readers do not understand that amend ment, for If they did. they would know that it Is Impbsslble to chaps our pres ent tax system In any particular unless that amendment is adopted. It may be that some oppose the amend ment upon the ground that It gives to tho legislature power to make changes, while they express their lack of con fidence In the legislature. I fully share their lack of confidence In the average legislative body, but I wish to assure them that 'the irm "legislature" In that amendment does not confine the power ot changing our tax system to the legis lature. Courts have repeatedly decided that tho term "legislature" merely means the "law-making body." Now, In this state, thanks to th Initiative and, refer endum, the law-making body is the peo ple, acting either through tho legislature or by themselves directly by the Initia tive and referendum. L, J. QU1NBY. Chairman Taxation Committee of Ne braska Editors. A St n Rio Tax Doubter . TORK, Neb.. Jan. ".-To the Editor of The Beo: As single tax Is the new pass word, I will pry open the letter box with It. Somo seem to think It Is a real cure all. They have the vacant lot night mare and fall tq see that where there Is one vacant lot ten are Improved (that Is down In the city's center, as that Is where tho valuable ones are). And that the Improvements are of much more value than the lots on which they stand. But the poor man with a small farm where the Improvements are a small part of the value and yet his land Value is just as completely made up of labor as our buildings and goods. And yet they want to take It off the one and double it on the other. And call It progress. And some say a tax on goods' Is a pen alty on Industry. So Is any tax In the same senss. Some say It la tho cause ot the "high cost of living." Wo bad this same system when we raised our living at less than cost ot production. But one thing abovo all others that I can not harmonise Is this: The very ones that on yesterday saw such danger ahead be cause me very ricn vtcrc jet uu wjui paying less than their share of the taxes aro today trying to free them of the millions they do pay and saddle It' onto those that are paying their. full share now. ' Out in the northwest, when the fight was on there, we found some, like thero are everywhere; childlike, they aro ready to give chase to every butterfly .that comes along, while others got the milk for their cocoartut from those that were benefited by the new order of things. And they will tell you tt la a great suc cess, but others say nay. Some say for us to study the "single tax" and we will know more about It. Sure thing, and the more we do, the more we havo against It and the more reasons we' find why some are for It and why some are against' It. FRANKUN POPE. The City Badfirt. OMAHA. Jan. T.-To the Editor of The Bee: In an editorial tn one of our dally papers an awful calamity howl was raised about the 1914 city budget, and a few "hlgh-brpwed remarks" of condem nation tnsertsd about the 1913 expendi tures, The editor seems to be one of thoie "flexible made-to-order leaders" always so prompt with suggestions and advice as to how to do things, but never able to actually perform the thing him self. I did not vote for all of our commis sioners, but I am satisfied .that the ma jority of them, and especially those with whom I have com in contact, are work ing, for the best Interest of our city. Some people are so prejudiced against any official who does not happen io bo on their side ot the fsnce that they are blind to his earnest endeavors and henco can find nothing but fault with hts ef forts. It Is suggested that "some public or ganisation ought to employ out of Its own funds or from a contributed fund an efficiency expert to make a survey of our city's business methods." The editor falls to Inform us. however, Just how devp he will go Into his own pocket for this cause. Personally I think this would be a "ne3lesa expense" (a the editor ( wouia sayi, uecaiue ino uoona wi u uc partmenta are open every working day of the year for Inspection by anyone who ao desires. When some people own an automobile hey will toon learn that it la Indtspen-; sable from a business standpoint, even though the repair costs, are high. So why make a mountain out of a mole hill? My duties take ma to every part of this town, and Insofar as the public Improvement and maintenance depart ments are concerned they equal the best In any city ot tho country. The street cleaning and repairs department was never so free from complaint. The pres ent commission wants playgrounds, park music, public bathing stations, etc as much as the public, and will have them when the financial means ore forthcom ing. When any man (and he Is welcome, I believe, to Investigate any accounts In the city hall) can show me that our pub llo money Is squandered In large enough amounts to maintain even a playground for one week then I wilt be heartily In favor of the proposed "efficiency expert." C. WELLS. The Flat Wheel Xnlsnncr. OMAHA, Jan. 7.-To tho Editor of The Bee: Noting the various bouquets thrown at the street railway company and Its employes, a complaint now and then will not be out of place. The writer has been away from Omaha for a time and this may account for his noticing the awful nolso mado by flat wheels. If the company has no consideration for the poor unfortunates living along Its lines having Its cars and motors shaken to pieces would be reason enough to abato this nuisance. K. Themselves sign hanging In her front parlor." St. Louis Republic. "Could S'ou contribute some, oxst-ofi clothing for the flood sufferers ot C"Flood sufferers? I have an old bath. Ing suit that I don't need.' Kansas City Journal. , "HAYEN'T GOT TIME." j Detroit Free Press. Opportunity tapped at a door, With a chance for the brother within. He rapped till his fingers were sore And muttered: "Come on, let me in. .AM.,Klnw I WnnVL- Vrttl can JO. iicre is auiiivftiuMi, .-- , - Here's a hill that I know you can cllnib." But the hrother Inside Very quickly replied: "Old fellow, I haven't got U.rae." . Opportunity wandered along : In search of a man who would rise. He said to the lndoltnt throng..' "Here's a chance for the fellow who But each of them said with a smile, "I wish I could do It, but I'm very busy Very busy today. And I'm sorry, to say That really 1 haven't got time. with LINES TO A LAUGH, Belle Well, for Ingenuity, you've got to ulvo It to Elslr. Maud What's she done now? "She has only spent 10 cents for a single sprig of mistletoe. "That's not Ingenuity, that's stingy." "Yes. but listen. Elsie has pinned It to that 'The Lord - Hclps-Thom-That-Help- At last Opportunity came To a man who was burdened cares, And said: "I now offer the same Opportunity that has been theirs. Here's a duty that ought to be done, It's a chance tt you'vo got tho time to ;ake It." Said the man, with a' grin, "Come along, pass tt In! Til cither find time or 1 11 make It. Of all the excuses there are By which this old world Is accursed, This "haven't got time" is by far The poorest, tho feeblest, tho worst. A delusion It Is, and a spare: If the habit Is yours, you should shake It, . For If you want to do What Is offered to you. You'll find time to do It, or make It. Ul' . -rtttt, " - J,Yr 1" C ftW toTW ..,r..YV e. - . nasi--', .11 KV."t jTIsV-" )per mtle for improvements K'.i- "GET THERE FIRST" It's in tho blood ot every Amerlcan( and really it's. a very practical thing if tho old saying "tlmo is money' counts for anything. Much depends on punctuality, therefore business men In a hurry, those who want to make suro of connections with trains beyond nnd all other hustlers use the Great- West ern's Twin City Limited. TO ST. PAUL AND MINNEAPOLIS Leave O in alia 8:30 P, 31., arrive St. Paul 7;30 A. 31., Minneapolis 8:05 A. f, Twin City Kxpress Leaves Omaha 0:80 A. M. Chicago Limited Leaves Omaha 3:45 P. M. Use Your Telephone it's Handy. P. P. BOXORDEN, C, P. ft 1. A., 1522 Farnam St. Omaha, Neb. 'Phone, Douglas 262. 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