Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, December 25, 1913, Page 8, Image 8
8 nurtP. UL'tt. ft a i j a mntuoiAV hlviuml,u .it im THE OMAHA DMW BEE jT-Ol NUEDUV KDWAItl) KOSKWATKIt. VICTOR llOSKWATIIlt, KU1TOK. jllSE BUlkPlNG. FAitNAM AND IiTIL "lintrcl at Omaha postottlco ns seconl tla.i matter. . TERMS OP SUUSCltU'TlON. Bumlav Bee, ono year. JW Saturday Bee, ono year..... lj Dally Bcc, without Sunday, ono year... 4.W Dally Bee, and Sunday, ono year 6.00 Kvenlng and Sunday Bee, per month... 40c Kvcnlmr. without hunday, per month.. .26c Dally Bcc including Sunday, per mo... foe Dally Bee, without riunday. per month. tto Address all complaints of Irregularities In deliveries to City Circulation Dept. DKMITTAXnit Remit by draft, express or postal order, payablo to The Bco I'ubllshInK company. Only 2-ccnt stumps rcco.ved in pamenl of small accounts, Personal checks, ex cept on Omaha and eastern exchanges, got accepted. OFK1CKS. Omaha Tho De nulUling South Omaha-2318 N Htrtct. Council Bluffs It North Main Street. Unooln 26 Little Building. ChlcAKO 901 Hearst Building. New York-Room 1100, iki Fifth Avenue. St. Louls-;t New Bank of .Commerce. Wahlngton-7ai Fourteenth St.. N. W. CORRESPONUKNCE. Communications rolating to news and editorial matter should be. addressed Omaha Bee. Editorial Department. NOVEMBER CIRCULATION. 52,068 State of Nebraska, Comity of Douglas, ss.: Dwlght Williams, circulation manager of The Bee I'ublishlng company, lieitiK Vluly sworn, says that the nvurnge dally circulation for the month of November, JW3, was 52,008. DWIQHT W1LL1AMH. Circulation Manager. Subscribed in my presence and stvorn t before mo this 3d day of December, U13. ROBERT HUNTER, (Seal) Notary Public. Subscribers lrnvlntr the cllr temporarily ulionld Iihto The lire mailed to them, Adilres ttIII 1m chantrctl ns often n requested. Merry Christmas to nil. Did yon boo lilni como down tho tChlmney, children? Considering her ago, Mrs. Ella i'lagg Young puts up a pretty good fight. Hero Is hoping It is tho best Christ ianas vacation you ever had, Mr. Pres ident. "New Freedom" is nbw In effect for Just two wcoks with members of congress. Looks lllto Underwood at bat, Chulrman Olaas on first and Hobson In tho hole. If thoso knocks on Uio Charity ball really turn out to bo boosts, no hard feelings will bo harbored. Eggs aro said to bo used, down in Arkansas as the prco of admission to moving ploturo shows. Now, thoro is an idea! This is tho day Gonoral Villa was to eat his Christmas hash In tho ban quet ball where. Iluorta slts.t Aro you there, 8ancho? ' But there's nothing In tho Balti more platform pledging tho president to mako a stump speech evory time ho signs a bill. As a good citizen, Dr. Anna Shaw refuses to pay her iucomo tax, be cause as a suffragist she proposes to hurl a few legal bricks at tho law. "While tho Lights Hold Out to Burn, tho Vilest Sinner May Return," even tho ono who tried to make tho little kids bollove there is no Santa Claus. Still. It wbb not oxactly our demo cratic United 'States senator's fault that Santa had tho currency law un der his arm .when he debarked from the chimney. Plans aro under way to copy in Kansas City what is known hero In 'Omaha as "Tho People's Church." Yes? but how about tho marriage bureau annex? Tho day may como, In the course of human events, when tho school book concerns will not care who Is superintendent in Chtcago or else where but not soon. For a moving plcturo of superla tive meanness tho camera ought to have caught the burglars who robbed that Christmas troo of its toys for which the children were waiting. Even what Is left of the republican party seems to And difficulty in keeping together. Buffalo Courier. Remembering that this is Flngy Connor's own personal organ explains U all. The late Montgomery Ward's bus! n ess is said to havo reached a maxi mum of $40,000,000 a year, gross, but the Inventory shows his estate to be worth only $5,000,000. Die crepancy or merely exaggeration? The bankers are figuring hard on "what they must pay" into the regi onal banks under the new currency law. As roost of It, however, will be their depositors' money Instead of their own, they should worry. . .Evidently tho prcsldeut knew of or cared nothing about that letter of George Fred Williams' pronouncing the Wilson "History of the United States" a "Joke," for be did not re call the appointment to the Grecian tuinletry. That democratic United States dls trlct attorney up in Siour City to Hhom President Wilson wired "fired" when he refused to resign, may have what consolation ho can get out of a similar decapitation of a Nebraska district attorney by President Itooso- I The Democracy of Christmas, "Why la Christmas to popular? Tho church save Christmas to the world, and. nothing else that the church ever gave hss been so eagerly taken by so great multitudes. The tlmo has come when everybody celebrates Chrfctmas. " Not all, to ba sure, keep It worthily, for some use it for Indulgcneo and dlstlay. But the mar vel of the day In tho large Is that to (tinny, otherwise Irreligious, do remember Christmas with a very real appreciation of its true spirit the 'spirit of .giving one's own for th6 good of others. The Continent. Then if the church has succeeded so well with this one clement of Its mission, why not with the others? Tho Continent,, a fearless church advocate, offers this very frank answer: The church has never quite prevailed on Itself to be as free with the other elements of Its message as it has been with the Christmas message. That puts tho fault on the church and not on any Inherent weakness or lack of appeal in the other ele ments. Or, more to the point, thoy liavo been, in part at least, con cealed from the world, as light hid under a bushel. What else does The Continent mean in saying that these othor gifts of "atonement, forgive ness of sin, newness of life, triumph amidst, affliction, tho immortal hope" and so on, have been "rather hoarded within tho church's own Hanctuaxlcs," whore, if men would havo them, thoy must go and search them out. This is a strunnc and unwarranted thing for tfio clin ch to do, not only becauso of tho stimulus to greater offort that should como from its universal Christmas, but also be causo It has no claim of exclusive proprietorship upon any. part of its message. It received it ns a froo gift for tho world. Its primary mission, thorofore, being redemption, and ndmltting, ao it must, that redemp tion is not posstblo through tho popularity of Christmas alono, It Is strango that tho ohurch loaves room for tho self-imposed charge of not flinging its last resource as far as It has flung tho festival of Christmas to lot It do its utmost. It is nothing now that mon must bo urgod into tho groove of rollglon. It was so in the ministry of Jesus and His vision of tho futuro, as tho parablo of tho feast indicates, and as churchmen realize Standing upon tho acceptance of faith in an all sufficient, infallible message, tho ohurch must boar whatever blamo comes from not going into tho high ways and hedges and compelling men to como in. If ono olomcnt of Its message may ' bo made demo cratic, why not all? No Ovcr-Nlght Trainformation. While tho bankers aro figuring: out Just whoro thoy aro at under the now currency law, the ordinal1, man who owns no bank stock, and deals with his bank only aa a depositor and bor rower, may rest assured that all ho need do Is to wait for things to adapt themselves to the now' conditions. The adaptability of businoBS to changes decreed by law-makers is, as matter of fact, one of tho marvols of our commercial vitality. We havo Just had a now tariff writton into our statute books making far-reaching alterations in long established meth ods, and yet discounted so far in ad vanco that tho transition ia hardly yet perceptible. Tho samo situation presumably confronts us with refer ence to tho new currency law becauso our bankers and financiers have boon looking forward to it for months, and preparing to meet the several require ments as thoy wero shaped by the de velopments in congress. Tho wlso banker has for some tlmo had a fairly good Idea of approximately what de mands he-would have to face for tho new regional institutions, and has boon perfecting his arrangements to comply with them. Fortunately, the elasticity of tho whole modern business structure is Buch that sudden shocks aro exceed ingly rare, and both business con struction and business expansion slow processes that take time to permeate from center to circumference. What ovor tho effocts of tho now currency law may be, therefore, no ono need expect any over-night sudden trans formation. Lucky Pass Christian. Get down your youngster's geog raphy and look up tho location of Pass Christian, Miss. That is tho remote corner of Dixie land to which tho president of the United States has resorted for refugo from the exactions of his great office. Otherwise wo might never have thought a socond time about the ex istence of a place known as Pass Christian. As students of geography we owe much to our presidents and presidential candidates, for In run ning down tho list of spots thus made famous lot us not omit Esopus, N. Y. Although Alton D. Parker's name may all but have faded from tho mind as a presidential aspirant, Esopus, having paid tho prlco of dis lodgment from Its otherwise soouro isolation, deserves to be remembered along with Beverly, Oyster Bay, Sag amore Hill, the Myopia Hunt Club, Cornish and dear old Buzzards Bay. AH honor and hall, with the com. pliments of the season to Pass Christian, and President Wilson for finding it on the map and raising it from oblivion. In name, at least, It is Just the place ono would expect a sturdy Scotch-Irish Presbyterian elder to select for his retreat. II. m l 15-S. looKinaiiacKYvari ' - , rJh&J)sy in Omahi compius rsoM tz nil DECEMBER 28. Thirty Years Aco Christmas was marked by suspension of newspaper publication. The day Is thus described: "Instead of the bleak and chilling December, th clear sky. and balmy breeze of spring were here, and as we listened we could almost hesr the chirp of the robin. 'How little It seems like Christ mas,' was the remark on every side." At both tho Millard and Paxton ele gant dinners were served with menu cards tastefully gotten up. At the Pax ton a fine roast of beef was served with the following card attached: "This roats beef was cut from the carcass of the Imported Hereford steer, 'Marlon.' the prlzo In tho fat stock show at Chicago exhibited by George Leigh, and slaughtered by George Ford, Chicago, compliments or P. E. ller." Andy Borden, the accommodating ticket agent of tho Baltimore & Ohio, was presented with a beautiful gold headed cano by his admirers. Adam Morrcll, the Millard hotel bar ber, was also the recipient of a gold headed cano from his employes, handed over by Phil Jerrold, tho foreman of the shop, who mado a neat little speech. Captain Bourkc, aide to General Crook, and Mrs. Bourkc, formerly Miss Molllo Horbach, returned from their wedding tour. They have been Absent In Europe four or five months.. A re ception Is to be given them at the resi dence of Mr. and Mrs. John A. Hor bach. Mrs. W. U Van Ayistine is visiting her brother, J. II, Wlntcrsteen. Twenty Years Ago Eugeno Anderson, a mulatto of S3, re siding on Walnut Hill, was seriously It not fatally hurt ort South Eleventh street when his skull was fractured by an other man. Two hundred telegraphers sat around a banquet table at Metropolitan hall and had a Jolly Christmas feast. William Henderson acted as toastmaster and read telegrams from the craft In New York and elsewhere, one message being from George Francis Train and of unique Train stylo. After the banquet a ball held forth with J. J. Dlrkey and Mrs. W. B. Fordyce, Mr. Fordyce and Mrs. Dickey, Mr. and Mrs. U. R. Sutherland, Jules Lumbard and Mrs. Henderson leading the grand march. J H. Stratmann of Chicago was spend ing the Christmas season with his par ents at tholr home, 884 North Twenty fifth avenue. Tobias Castor came up from - Lincoln with the Information that Postmaster Clarkson of Omaha was all right and would successfully run the- gamut of crit icism against him and hold onto his fed eral position. At tho conclusion of a Christmas pro gram at Castellar Presbyterian church, the pastor, Rev. J. M. Wilson, announced Miss draco Anderson as the winner of a contest for committing to memory the largest number of scriptural verses and winning tho prise, an Oxford Bible. Ten Years Ao Christmas was a big dav for all in Omaha. Homes, societies, churches nd even prisons and hospitals shared the cneer or the festival. Reports Indicated a growing Interest In the candidacy of John L. W.hii.r nt Omaha for the vice-presidency. Invita tions for a general meetlnsr In Omaha th. next week for the perfection of prelim inary plans In his behalf were sent out hearing the names or John L. Kennedy, Charles P. Greene and N. P. Dodge. Carroll O. Pearse. city sutMrlntmin of schools, said aa to tho publication In The Bee of a telegram from Milwaukee, indicating that he was to be Invited there as head of the schools. "I mm n Informed as to the fact and nothing is to te said, except that I consider Omaha a good town and am not searching for a new position." The Rev. Charles W. K&vMr -.v. ... three Christmas presents to air rw.r.nn. which made them exceedingly happy. They were iioocrt Ames and Lulu Keybough, James Harold and Annie Ahrendson. Charles A. Munshaw and Annie Collins. He married them ail In on Aav said It didn't mako him the least bit tired. William H. Crane with his fiiu...' took in a larce harvext at n-.... theater with two performances, after noon anu evening. People Talked About Doing good once a year Is merelv fol. lowing the fashion. The real test of goodness lies in making It a continuous perrorman.ee. A bunch of gayboys at Worth, Mo.. who ducked a bridegroom In a nearby pond becauso he wouldn't "set up tho cigars" are collectively chewtng the bit- ter end of a fool Joke lined up as de fendants in a suit for damages. An organ grinder and a monkey are conspicuous features of the Christmas cetebratlon at Rldgewood, N. T., and are given tho right-of-way In a $8,000 lim ousine. This is not a season for tears, but some cannot resist a sprinkle, Pennsylvania coal barons are lamenting the mildness of the winter which forces them to store coal and lose bunches of money. John Lynn, a fanner of Belleville, Md., become sick and fell unconscious In his barnyard. A flock of geese was fright ened and kept up such a noise that the family was aroused and the man's life saved. C. J. Wendalt of Salem, Mass., Is suing his sister, Mrs. M. E. McDonald, to com pel her to surrender to him a patent of nobility granted his ancestor, C. A. Wendall, In 1800 by Carolus V, king of Sweden. Orvlllo Wright's fool-proof flying ma chine may possibly check business In that line, but the foolklller has such a variety of business pressing upon his en ergies that ho Is not worrying about a little thing like that. The newspaper at Evanston. 111., that Is to bo conducted by women will not in terest women especially. The most in terestlng thing In the world to woman Is rough-shod man, and all that he says and does. He's the rock-face wall she likes to run over. James O. Powell, who recently cele brated his ninety-third birthday In Prov idence, R. I., enjoyed the unique dis tinction of being tho only democrat In the Rhodo Island state senate when elected to that body In 1S9S. It was six years before another democrat was elected to keep bis company, A Christmas 'Wish. OMAHA, Dec. Sl.-To the Editor of The Bee: Christmas Is here again as a reminder of that great present which the abrolute and eternal mind gave man as a token of His love. If we choose to accept His gift and try to practice the teachings of Jesus Christ, fear, sorrow and gloom will fleo away and we will behold the peace of heaven. By our faith In Him we shall hear the sweet notes and swelling harmony of heavenlyusle vibrating from the strings of the spiritual harp. For divine love Is perfect har mony and Is deaf to selfish desires and worldly vanltlefl. it fills the heart with happiness at the Joy of giving without expectation of earthly reward. Christ taught that it is more blessed to give than to receive. Selfishness la pov erty of the heart, for the selfish man Is destitute of love. Let us pray therefore that Ood will "pour Into our hearts that most excellent gift of charity,, without which all other qualities are nothing worth." G. W. D. L.INCOLN. Where, Oil, Where U Smith f OMAHA, Dec. 24. To the Editor of The Bee: What is tho matter with E. A. Smith? Is he asleep? How did he over look tho nifty llttlo grab of over $6,000 which so artistically percolated Into the pocket of our Immaculate Robert Smith, clerk of the district court Is It becauso ono Smith would not pick at another? But what tho people of Douglas county are Interested In Is "Will Smith make Smith put It back?" Docs Robert Smith really Intend to keep the money after the legislature has mado the office .of district cleric n salaried office Instead o a fee office? I understand that Robert Smith boasts of being tho co-author of .o hon est election law and the promoter of many other honest reform laws. Docs he really think that the $6,000 of extras which he put In his pocket honestly bo longs to him and not to tho people 7 WILL'E. PUTITBACK. Ills I'lRhtlnir Clothes On. OMAHA. Deo. 24. To tho Editor of The Bee: Hlnco the Omaha newspapers havo written so much about the discussions of tho protests against the twelve Omaha saloons In which I, as a dctectlvo In the employ of the Allan Detective Agency, testified as to my purchasing liquor at the saloons whose applications for license is protested, 1 desire to have several mat tors presented to your readers properly. As I testified, I do not drink Intoxicants, neither do I know who this evidence was secured for, nor do I care much. My In terest in these cases was, howover, two fold. I had an interest In the cases bo cause it was my duty to my employers to show some, and I had an interest of my own In attempting to put saloons out of business, regardless of the name of the owner, what brand of beer Is sold, or whether tho beer Is mado by native or foreign breweries. Much of my Interest centered around this latter I was glad to do the work I did, be cause It brought to me a feeling that I was doing some, good In securing evidence against saloons, which might result In their closing. I considered It at tho time, and. do yet, honorable work, and I think that If more people only did something to ward abolishing saloons. Instead of merely talking against them, this city would be far better and cleaner In all respects. I realize that a boy of 16 can do little along this, line, but I have tried that Is more than many have done. What Is more, I am going to give every liquor house which violates any .laws, a knock evory tlmo I get a chance, and I hope my knocks so far will not be my last. Personally, I havo nothing against any saloon man, but this bakes no dif ference. As to Mogy Bernstein's taking charge of me, as wos suggested by Commis sioner McGovern at tho hearing, I wish to state tnat if Mr. Bernstein Is "after" young men who are trying to put saloons out of business by securing evidence against them, either he or some one above him Is In league with tho saloonlsts, and i aoubt very much that Mr. Bern stein Is. If you publish this letter, which r earnestly hope you will, I wish to extend to you my thanks, as It will put beforo the, neoplo of the city, reasons why I did tms worn. MELVERN U LYCKHOLM. Get Toarether the Prerequisite. BRAD8HAW, Neb.. Dec. 23,-To the Editor of Tho Bee: Since Judge Arthur O. Wray has Indicated that his hat Is In the ring for governor In 1914 on a plat form strictly all his own, the reading public can begin to whet its appetite for somo Interesting reading, as wo view the situation, and Judging from tho thirty two planks he has put In his platform: somo of which will require the Judge's very nest efforts, if he shall be able to bring the average voter Into even n vague comprehension of Just what hu has In his own mind, In which to launch a successful campaign. However, the Judge is something of an orator and car ries with him a good budget of the best English vocabulary, and an excellent voice, and a dash of modesty that has nothing diffident about It. Tho Judgo has mado York county a very fair county Judge and was elected on the republican ticket by one of tho. uesi majorities mat nas honored but few men In the county, but somehow the wires in tho Judge's political cranium seem to havo become badly crossed, as all will noto who read his declaration of principles enunciated In "his own" plat form, read befor the little Corrlck gath ering held In the Llndell hotel at Lin coin last week. Now, Mr. Corrlck, like Judge Wray, Is one of those spoiled politicians who has enjoyed a large quantity of pampering. so much so, that he begins to feel that this government would most surely sink If It were not. for his massive brain to devise and his strong character to sup. port its pillars and framework. But. say what we will, 114, upon whoso threshold we are now entering, holds in Its grasp' some strange political surprises surprises that may arouse sober thinking men to the point where they will sit up and take notice. The closing of the gap In the republican party Is greatly to be de sired by all loyal, conservative repub licans, but what will confront the ef forts most In harmonizing the party will be the radically radical members In both factions; but there Is one thing certain. tt the democratic party Is ever to be put cn the shelf again, or out of commis sion, there must be a reconciling a com ing together a uniting of the republican factions on a conservative progressive platform, which at the present outlook seems most probable; anyhow that Is what all true republicans most desire. JOHN B, DEV. Christmas Cheer Reflect Upon your present blessings, of which every man has many; not upon your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. Charles Dickens. Good Christmas, whom our children lovo, We love you, toot Lift us up above Our cares, our fears, our small desires. Open our hearts and stir the fires Of helpful fellowship within us And back to lovo and kindness, win us. E. 8. Martin. Round the bright Ingle let our songs mingle, Never a note but Is happy anil gay. Let care and sorrow wait for tomorrow; Santa Claus cpmes with delight for today. F. D. Sherman. The happiness you wot of Is not a hun dredth part of what you here and now enjoy. Charles Buxton. Drink, every one; pllo up the coals, Fill the red bowls 'round the old tree. W. M. Thackeray. Yet each of our ktn at Christmas time Still keep good Christmas cheer. And drink to the brother far away, Though it be but once a year. EL NESBIT. Really, as much valor Is to be .found l'i feasting as In fighting. Robert Burton. To the comrades wo loved well met, Across tho darker ferry We'll take a cUp of kindness yet And keep the Christmas merry. ' Kate Mosterson. Real friendship includes all relations, end yet is above all. It Is tho golden thread that ties the hearts of all the world. John Evelyn. As the purse Is emptied, the heart is filled. Victor Hugo. Lot others tal gems and gold, And trifles light and vain. But give back my old belief In Santa Claus again. Minna Irving. Let us not forget that an act of good ness Is of Itself an act of happiness. Maurice Maeterlinck. A time for smiles and play, and yet withal a day for thoughtful deeds and good. of brotherhood. J. K. Bangs. Remember, chcerlncss Is tho bright weather of tho heart. Samuel Smiles. So let us greet those In our houses and those we pass on the street, thoso who servo and thoso who rule, the friend, the homeless stranger, tho enemy, each and all, "A Merry Christmas!" M. O. Blge low. Twice Told Tales Dnil Wnsn't Thankful. They wero talking at a reoent dinner about the youngsters, when Senator Dun can U. Fletcher of Florida was reminded of a certain small party named Jessie. One afternoon llttla Jessie was per mitted to visit a friend of tho family and stay for dinner. When tho dinner hour came thoso at the tablo bowed while tho hend of the family proceeded to reverently Bay grace. Evidently the small visitor was not ac customed to a ceremony of that kind at home, for she looked from on! to the other with an expression of wonder. "Mr. Smith," asked tho llttlo girl when grace, was finished and the host began to hand things around, "why did you do that Just now?" "We were thanking the Lord for giv ing us this bread to cat," kindly replied Mr. Smith with somo surprise. ''Doesn't your father give thanks?" 'Oh. no." was the quick rejoinder of Jessie, "wo buy our bread at the bale ship. "-Philadelphia Telegraph. A Dreiu" SnndTrlch. Th late Edward Morris, tho Chicago meat packer, wan worth over $00,000,000 and contributed every year to charity as much money as ho spent upon his home. Mr. Morris, like most charitable souls, had a host of anecdotes that threw a quaintly pathetic light on poverty. Thus, at a Christmas dinner In Chicago, Mr. Morris once saJd; "Every cater of a Christmas dinner should think of tho little urchin who tofxl In front of a rich man s basement kitchen. Inhaling rapturously the rich odor of roast turkey that gushed forth from thj open window, and muttering over and over to himself: " 'Geo, I wlsht I had a slice o bread to go with that there smell." "Chicago News. CHRISTMAS POEMS. Tbe Cnmvnn. By Rebecca Farson McKay. They Journeyed on to Bethlehem From eastern lands away, And followed far a silver star That lit the desert Way. A King they sought, a royal On, By prophets long foretold; And treasured myrrh and frankincense They. bore, and gifts of gold. Tho star stood o'er a stable-stall, And there, mid sweet-breathed kine They knelt in adoration, all, Before the Child divine. Far pilgrims they to Bethlehem, And ever slnco that day, A glad and glorious caravan Has held the starlit way. Tho Vision of the Tree. By W'ilbur D. Nesblt. The tree was all a-twlnkle with Its can- a i i tl.... UiCI UlSlo And with a merry tinkle swayed the gifts 11 Iiau IU ucaii And all was now completed for the mor row that should be With Joyous welcome greeted by the children round the tree, When I may have dreamed It so, But the grace of long ago Came through the hush of midnight and bided thero with me. I sighed, as does a sleeper when dreams hold the heart of him; The shadows grew the deeper till the tree was blurred and dim Then marvelously glowing as of all tho stars and euns With a' beauty past all knowing, with the majesty that stuns, tood a cross of Jewel-flame Which from out the shadows came And softly came a chanting: "To these, the little ones'." Strange glory held the trifles that hung upon the tree; The marveling that stifles all speech laid hold on me; I fell the Impulse olden that led the storied kings To come with treasures golden and precious offerings In that first gray Christmas dawn Of the centuries agon. When ail earth throbbed with muslo and beat of angel wings. I knew that I was dreaming but there rose a glorious chlrn And the morning stars were gleaming In the field of space and time; Then the heart-enthrulllng vision slowly vanished qutto away. But upon a sight elyslan It had been for me to stray And I heard all faintly far Muslo dripping from each star The vol oe of children singing and It was Christmas dayt SPICE FOR THE FEAST. "In spite of what she says, I believe Mrs. Smith's husband Is addicted to cigars from the fierce way In which she denounce them." "Yes. where there Is so much fire, there must bo some smoke." Baltimore Ameri can. "Where did the phrase 'The longest nay round Is often the shortest way home' originate?" " T rlnn'l Irnnv ' m..tU,l , 1. . .1 . a motor. "Probably with a traffic police man." WfiBhlngton Star. Vcaat-You know all signs fall In dry seasons. Crlmsonbeak Nonsense! Didn't vnu ever try winking at a drug clerk In a I'roniDHion townr vonkers statesman. "Your kid old enough not to bcllwe In Santa Clnus yet7" "He's old enough not to believe In Santa Claus. all right, and Just at that ngo to keep me and his mother believing that he does." St. Louis Republic. Blx Do you believe In perseverance? Dlx I certainly do. Why, 1 knew a. man who lived to be 100 ond If he'd given crfftV "YOUR PERSONALITY and all your convincing argument can't stop the clock. Tho train that's gone won't como back. The order that's been given or tho con tract that's been signed won't be rovoked you've got to "GET THERE FIRST" TO ST. PAUL AND MINNEAPOLIS Leave Omaha 8:30 P.M. Arrive St. Paul 7:30 A.M. Arrive Minneapolis . . . .8:05 A. M. Chicago Limited leaves :I5 P.M. That's the Omaha-Twin City train that gets thero first. When you plan to go to or through St. Paul or Minneapolis Use your telephone Call Douglas 2G0 We'll make your reservations and deliver tho tickets to you. . r P. BONORDEN. C. P. & T. A. 1822 Parnam Street Omaha, Neb. 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Remember! up when he was a youth ho wouldn't have lived twenty-five years. Boston Transcript. "Why are Juno weddings so popular?" "Because of the natural tendency of conditions to adjust themselves. IVopl shouldn't lo expected to buy wedding 1 resents and Christmas presents all at tho same time." Washington Star. 'I fear mo these so-called holiday sea sons aro convivial tlmea." "Yes, I notice even tho thermometer Is taking a drop." Baltimore American. "What's the coolness between you and Wombat?" "He asked mo to tako care of his par tot this summer" "That may havo been asking a great deal. However, you agreed. So , what's the trouble now?" ' "He hasn't called for It yet." Kansas City Journal. Girl Shopper Why did you make that poor salesman pull down all that stuff and then not buy anything? Second Ditto Why, the mean fellow was In. a car yesterday and never offered me his seat, though I looked right at him; so I Just decided I would get even. Boston Transcript. P.OtDOper mtle lor improvements PERSUASIVE lYrin n rr a A with tho fnr Bee Bldff.. Omaha.' Nab Xt waatsd by mall a(nd 60 for poitr. UllllllllllllMiM I ' w i 1