6 VIIE BICE: OMAHA, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 24, 1013. THE OMAIIA DAILY BEE KOt NDBP HY HUWAnU ItOSUWATKlC MPTOR IlOBRWATKIt, ISUITOR. JjRJj lU lLDINa. FAKNAM AND liTll. Kntettri at Omaha postolflco as second clsss mutter. TE11MS Of SUUSCHU'TION. Sunday Bco, one yenr W-gJ KAtufdny Uee, one ynr g Dully nee, without Sunday, one year.. 4.0) lllv Hee. and Sunday, one ypar .w IJKUVEIIKD 1JY OAIlltlHll. Kvtnlna and Sunday Bee, per month. ..c Kvenlntr, without Sunday, per month. ..2fto Dally Uce, IncludlnB Sunday, per mo...6jc Dally Bee, without Sunday, per month.!. Address all complaints of Irregularities I n deliveries to City CMiculatlon Dept. RE. M I TTA N C K. Ttemlt by drart. express or postal order, payable to The. Ueo I'ubllshliiB company. Only J-cent stamps reec.ved In payment of small account. Personal checks, ex cept on Omaha and castein exchanges, not accepted. OFFICKS. Omaha-Tho lice Building ikmth Omaha-2318 N Street. Council Bluffs It North Main Street. 1- neoln-M IJttlo Bulldlnn. ChlcaRo-WJl Hearst Building. . , New York Iloom 11W, 1M Fifth Avenus. St. Louis 503 New Bank of Commerce. AhlnKton-72 Fourteenth fit., N. W. COnaKSPONDENUB. Communication relating to news and dltorlal matter should be addressed Omaha Bee, Kdltorlal Department. J.VJVF.MBHP. CinCUI.ATlON. 52,068 iUt n t . ut kit, Cuiuity of Douglas, .: Dwlg!.; Villmmr, circulation manager of Tho li. e Publishing company, being duly sworn, says that tho average dally circulation for tho month of November, J, Wa 53,S. DWIOHT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence, and sworn to before mo this 3d day of December, 0ll KOBEIIT HUNTBIt, (8el) Nptsry Public. Subscribes leaving the city temporarily nhonlrt hare The live nt hI led to them. Address vrlU bo changed nm often om requested. Gee, that docs not oven dohorn tho Caralmos! Clear the track for Good old Santa und his rclndcor. Where there Is a will there ls(a way to spread the cheer of Christmas. One touch of Christmas makes tho whole world kin. Touch tho ono noxt to you. President Wilson has become posi tively Implacable In his waiting upon Mexico to desist. Most folks will bo willing to sit up tho last day of the year and see old 1913 out, wo imagine Hucrta seoms to have tho idea for dealing with bank runs, but It comes a trifle late for us to put it to tiso. Oil, yes I Careless pedestrians ought not to put theniBolvcs who'ro thoy will bo injured by careful auto Ists Tho only plausible explanation Is that the managers of the City mission aro altogether too progressive for tho preachers. Who says it is an unsentimental age whon a judgo fines a man for try ing to make a child bellove there Is no Santa Claus? It's to bo a green Christmas for our former playmate and fellow No braskan, Governor "Mot," now of Panama, Greetings! That Indianapolis woman who boasts of fifty fiances at onco ought to be a good follow and tell tho other girls how sho worked It. Why Is it that when a public offi cer drawing a good, fat salary sees n fee whose ownership looks open to question, ho always tries to grab UV With Gift Pinchot, Friend Henoy, III Johnson and nil tho other una fraid men running for seats in tho senate, tho coming campaign ought to lack nothing in courage "Do hogs have souls?" asks n con temporary. If so, it is ten to ono tho packers will yet find u way to con vert them into a marketable product, along with the bristles and On equeal. Now that Mr. Marshall has secured a list of summer chautauqua dates for next season at ? 300 a throw, wo fake It the agitation to abolish tho vice presidency ao a usoIosb office -will cease. Whatever 1914 has In storo, It will liavo to go some to surpass tho naughtiness of 1913 in the weather line. It has been a long time slnoe this country has known a more ab normal set of seasons. Emperor Menellk might have saved himself a lot of premature funeral notices had ho let it be known that no report of his death was to bo accepted as true unless coming from him over his own signature. And now our old friend, G. Fred Williams, has landed a soft berth as a reward for his unswerving loyalty to Mr, Bryan. It has been a long pull, and a hard pull, but G. Fred never stopped pulling. The postotflce reports Insist that Uncle Sam Is handling the heavy hoi iday mails better than ever before And "why should he not, when almost all the experienced republican post masters aro still holding over? 8o long as the Now York World confined its raps to Mr. Bryan it was the greatest newspaper our amiable democratic contemporary could find anywhere, but when it turned Its criticism upon our noble democratic abator It fell at once Into the discard School Law Revision. Our pcoplo nro bolng asked now for suggestions on nil sorts of sub jeets oxpectod to have tho attention of our next Nebraska legislature. Tho Invitation to offer advlco comes from various commissions, official and unofficial, that will later report their own recommendations. Among others, the school law revision com mission wants public-spirited citizens to tell what legislation is needed to better our school system. Although this commission will doubtless be overwhelmed with responses, we ven turo ono suggestion which wo bo llovo worth' considering ns eminently practlcnl and salutary. It Is sad, but true, that we have mado less progress In school manage ment than in any other department of government. Tho reason of thin seems to bo because tho changes mado In our school laws have re tained control In tho old-fashioned school board. If Micro is any place whero tho so-called city management plan would commend Itself moro than another, It is on the business side of our school system. For supervision a trained odttcator Is essential, but no more so than a capable man for business management. With compe tent executives in these two positions, the duties of tho nchool board would dUuppenr, excopt possibly In an ad visory capacity; the red tapo would be cut out, much voato and extrava gance Mopped, nnd responsibility centorod whero accountability could bo enforced. What wb say hero ap plies moro particularly to city school .ilstrlcts, but doubtless nUo in only leaser degree to tho management of the public schools In smaller towns und rural areas. Parties and Primaries. Casting a horoscopo based on adop tion of President Wilson's sugges tions for presidential primaries, Mark Sulllvnn In Collier's Weekly says that "all conventions, conferences and oven party organizations will cease to moan very much, If not coaso to oxlst, so far as their offect on nomi nations Is concernod." "Tho pri maries," ho declares, "will afford a fluid moans for tho froo expression of spontaneous public opinion, In such presidential primaries as Mr. Wilson has suggostod Roosevelt could fca nominated by tho democrats, if enough democrats should want him, and WilHon could bo nominated by tho progressives, if the' democrats Bhould happon to dosort him." Perhaps Mr. Sullivan's oyoslght is hotter than other folks' vision, but, If so, tho primary an now proposed Is entirely different from tho original conception. When Inaugurated In Nebraska, at any rato, the primary scheme was offered ineroly as a sub stitute for convention nomination to give tho rank and ftlo a fuller votco in tho makeup of their party tlckot. not only are tho voters compelled to declaro tholr party affiliations, but tho candidates filing for nomination must ltkewito enroll thomselvos un der tho party banner. -No oppor tunity Is. loft for one pjrty to draft a candldato dut of another party without the letter's consent, either bofore or niter the filing. That could bo done, and has been dono, in tho old convention days, but the pri mary baa put a fonco around tho party bnlllwlck. To bo true, wo In Nebraska once tried out what li known as tho "open primary," In which the fonco is knocked down, only to meet with unsatisfactory, it not disastrous, results, following which tho fence was rebuilt. Wo havo boon experimenting further iu so-callod "nonpartisan nominations" for municipal and Judicial offices, which so far has moant tho creation of a political organization for each succouslve issue, or contest, resem bling moro tho elections and by olectlons of European governments than party nomination for later rat ification or rojection by the whole electorate If tho president's primary sugges tion requires party offacoment, as Mr. Sullivan says It does, how can he expect to make it a party moasuro? Radium and Cancer. Financial genius In the person of Alfred I. du Pont, vice president of the du Pont Powder company and medical science as represented by Dr. Howard Kelly, tho famous Baltimore surgeon, combine in appealing to tho federal government to take over and maintain all tho radium deposits In tho country for the treatment df can cer, it is moro important man gov ernment ownership of railroad and telegraph lines, they say, and Mr. du Pont, owner of radium mines In Colorado, offers to co-operate with the government in the proposed en terprise. Both ho and. Dr. Kelly as sert that monoy-making has nothing to do with their proposition, it grows out of a recent discovery by tho doctor that radium will euro cancer. Thus we have a government own ersblp schemo in which all must feel an Immediate concern, especially In view of the fact that up to the pres ent no cure has been discovered by modlcal science fir the disease of cancer. If radium Is that cure, thou the sooner & great federal Institution Is established for Its general distribu tion, as these men propose, tho better for humanity. Tho mero fact that a man so conspicuous in the ecientiflu world as Dr. Kelly has staked hli reputation on this proposition is the best guaranty for Its consideration Jopkin 5ackwar , jliisjjay in Omaha comnud won sit ruts DECEMBER 21. Thirty Years Ago Christmas eve was ushered In with th rlnKlng of church bolls, and numerous festivities. Tho First Presbyterian church had a largo Christmas tree; at Trinity there was the regular carol service by A chorus of twenty-two boys; Rt, Barna bas held vesper services, and African Methodist Episcopal church, Etghtccntn nnd Webster, opened a Christmas fair. A goodly crowd was present at tho skat Inc rink, and the Rambling houses and saloons were all well patronized, some of them serving elegant lunches. Great preparations havo been mado for the City mission festivities tomorrow, which are to concludo with a grand con cert and Christmas tree In the evening. Contributions of provisions aro Invited to be sent to the Young Men's Christian as sociation or to the following places from which tlioy will bo forwarded: Sirs. Boss, Twenty-third and Uurtj Mrs. Colpetxen Twenty-second and Webster; Mrs. Hwltz ler, Twenty-fifth and St. Mary's; Mrs. Kennedy, Twenty-third and Dodge; Mrs. Charlton, Seventeenth and Davenport; Mr. Merrill, 1013 Harney; Mrs. Jardlne, Tenth betweon Dodge and Capitol avenue; Mrs. Ollmore, next to 8t. Barnabas'; Mrs. Dr. draff, Parkwllde avenue; Mrs. S. 1L II. Clark, Twentieth and Dodge. Today was almost as mild as spring weather, and It was difficult to realize rprtng was not here. George Parr, the Bt. Mary's avenue druggist, li booked to throw off single life this week. CJuy C. Barton returned from the east. A. J. Poppleton has two new cottages, near Military bridge In Bhlnn's addition, with rooms and cellar for rent at $13 a month. Twenty Years Aw A church without a steeple devoid of jpew nnd pulpit a federation of religious . tude 27J heads of uncombed hair bowed In silent devotion at prayer-such was th plcturo of services at Rescue hall on Christmas eve. Services wero conducted by Bev. A. W. Clark, superintendent; Prof. Qlllesple, a. M. Tlbbs, Assistant Su perintendent Itlchards and others. It was a day of spiritual and physical feed ing of tho five thousand, figuratively speaking, poor and needy, "It was humanity's hour." said Hev. A. J. Turlclo In a Christmas sermon at Kountzo Memorial church. Charley Iloyt's "Brass Monkey" drew a large house at the Boyd. Mrs. Leonlce Van Kurnn Hume, wife of Kllcry B. Hume, died at the family home. Fiftieth and Cuming streets. The foot hall gamo' announced for As sociation park on Christmas day was postponed until January 1,, the weather permitting, which It would not for Christ mas. Ten Yearn Ako - Christmas eve brought a crisp, snowy prospect to a community enjoying the bounty of peace and prosperity, with Its big stocking hung conspicuously In front of wldo-spreadlng fireplace and plans for a day of enjoyment to all. Although the thermometer registered around the SO's, making the ntmosphere qulta cool enough under the best of cir cumstances, a cold-hearted robber who looted a saloon at Twenty-fourth and Hickory streets, belonging to Kasper Stasnak, locked tho barkeeper In the ro frlgerator whilst he ransacked the till, from -which he filched S53. Uncle Bill Snowdcn, Omaha's first white settler, held open house at the county building nnd was a lovely host to many, despite His seveniy-eigni years. Undo Bill was brought to the court house In a big, fine nutomobllo and the exorcises were held In tho Judge's cham bers, whero for many years Uncle Bill hod held forth. M. O. Arnout. general foreman of the Burlington railroad yards, and Miss Edna Howell, who were married the day before bv Rev. Thomas Vernon Moore, D. D., left for Chicago and other points on their honeymoon. Hen. R. M. Patterson, state food com missioner of Illinois, was the guest of his brother, Richard C. Patterson. Carrie M. Penock, SS years of age, died at tho home of her parents, 2537 Daven port street.. People Talked About According to a police report 118 women and girls have dropped out of sight In Kansas City within the Inst six months. Andrew Carnegie Is said to have re duced his pile to $15,000,000, a figure whlcn threatens to stint the decorations on tho Sklbo castle Christmas tree. Tho governor of Georgia has cut out Christmas pardons. This Is another way of putting' some pep In the "safety first" slogan. Theodore Keech, aged 7, of Springfield, Mo., played with a dynamite cap the other day. In a few seconds one eye and one arm were misting. Some Irreverent translators of the hieroglyphics on the uncovered walls of Jericho contend that Joshua's hosts pulled down the battlements to get next to Rehab's Christmas tree. Talk about playing a sure thing! The state of New York split IIOO.OOO among the lawyers on both sides of the Suiter impeachment case. Nobody lost but Sul acr and he thinks he didn't. Charles W. Chamberlain, wllo went Into bankruptcy twenty years ago In St. Louis, Ma, lias returned from Arizona und paid off 125,000 In debts which were many years ago outlawed and declared uncollectible. In ored to win a 113 bet, William Browne of Glen Cove, 1 I., drove a sup posedly wornotit automobile of 1WM typo Up a steep hill, beating a new one owned by a neighbor. The old auto made the most noise, but survived the race and was still able to gn home under Its own power. Among the unclaimed deposits Adver tised by a Bath (Mo.) bank Is one of !2.39.f3. based on a deposit of $1G0 made by Samuel Frauds. July U, 1637. He was a sailor and probably was lost at sea, as nothing has been heard from him since that time. In the meantime, compound Intercut ha been accumulating. Joeph Bradbury of South Orange, N. J , on the occasion of his nlnvty-thlrd birthday anniversary, on December 16, gave this admonition to his children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren grouped around him: "Do not worry over things so that you will not be nervous and you will sleep welt. It you sleep well you Will be happy, and If you are Aimed at Omaha NcllEh Leader: One Omaha lawyer testified In a suit which a brother attor ney brought for fees that the services rondcred were worth $100,000. Another at torney was tho assistant of the attorney who brought the artlon and who did most of tho work on tho caso testified the services were worth 115,00). . There is a difference of a cipher In the amounts. but In this case the cipher. will pay for scvera eggs, even at present prices. Hastings Tribune: It Is dollars to doughnuts that thoso Omaha ministers who aro so vigorously opposed to the dancing of the tango at tho charity ball have never seen that dance properly done. West Point Democrat: The Commer cial clubs of both Lincoln and Omaha are sending out begging letters to tho country press asking editors to publish boomlets for those cities, free of charge, under tho gauzy disguise of "nows." Small business for big cities, to say tho least, Aurora Republican; Action was taken at the Farmers' congress In Omaha last week toward an Investigation of tho State Board of Agriculture, particularly wltti reference to Us management of the state fair. It Is to be hoped that this work will be done so thoroughly that tho members of the board will either be vin dicated or compelled to resign. Rumors concerning the methods of this organ ization have become so persistent that no perfunctory whitewashing will satisty the public. Revelations concerning the wholesale Issuance of passes to the fair give color to the story that thsre Is Dome thing rotten In Denmark, and tho people want to know the truth. Calloway Courier-Tribune: It Is an nounced that the lid Is to be clamped down tight on tho Omaha saloons. Maybe this will give tho "Jags" around there a chance to sobor up again. Blair Enterprise! Omaha Is leading all other cities as a corn market- During tho last week corn has been shipped to the Omaha market from many points In. eastern Iowa and from Illinois within 100 miles of Chicago. Grand Island Independent: Omaha's upper crust soclctyls to have a charity ball for the benefit of mUslon work. It Is proposed to have the tango. Some of the ministers of the city protested. For their benefit a demonstration of the tango was given. Tho ministers come, saw and remained unconquorcd. Nlxlo on tho iangol That was tho verdict. And some of the tango devotees now seem to prefer no charity ball It It Is to bo tangoicss, rather confirming thereby the Insincerity charged by tho men of the cloth It Is tho tango that appeals, not tho spirit or charity. Editorial Sittings indiananolls News: It seems that it Is only ten years ago Blnco the Wrights mado their first successful aeroplane flight at Kitty Hawk. N. C, and Just think how many aviators have been killed since then! St. Louis Globe-Democrat: The Italian who eitolo "Mona Lisa" defends himself because Napoleon stole It from Italy. Such a wholesale policy of belated re taliation and restitution would shako Kurope from one end to the other. Chicago Tost: A Pennsylvania scientist says life will not disappear from the planet for 16,000,000 years. He evidently lias faith In the conservation of our nat ural resources or In the ability of man kind to supply BUbstltutea. Chicago Record-Herald: The British high court, In denying Miss Gwyncth MarJorlo Bebb's application for admis sion to tho bar, has decided that "a woman Is not a person within the mean ing," etc. Don't laugh. Tho poor devils are serious. Brooklyn Kagle: ACordlng to the bills rendored It requires grapefruit knives, red tape, horseshoes, timothy hay, oats, meal, bran, straw, arnica, gargling oil, liniment, asafoettda nnd a fow other miscellaneous things to keep the senate going, but then, of course the senate Is a targe and complicated body that has a good many things the matter with It. Baltimore American: The republicans can now enter Into the next congressional contest with the unity and common pur pose that the action of the national com mittee sets forth as dominating the counsels of the party. Tills asset Is of In calculable value and It may result In staving oft action by the democrats for the premature adoption of presidential primaries. With closed ranks the party IS ready for action, Sioux City Journal: What's that? It doesn't cost much to bo a good fellow? No, It doesn't cost much where ample capital Is ready to honor drafts; but It Is no small undertaking to acquire the capital. Sometimes the capital Is never acquired, and sometimes It Is gathered as a result of the struggle of several gen erations. The moral Is that In one way or other It costs a whole lot to be a good fellow and that the enterprise Is profit able. Here and There Members of Parliament In Belgium re ceive JS5 a month while Parliament Is sltUng. In nearly every street In 'Japanese cities Is a public oven, where, for a small fee, housewives may have their break fasts, dinners or suppers cooked for them. Along the highways at Topaham, Me., where new state roads are being built, wild apple trees outsldo the old stone walls are being grafted with summer ap ples. Big trees bear metal signs Inform ing the publto that the fruit la for public use. The largest ice cave In the world Is In the Dachsteln mountains of Austria. It Is one of a group of grottoes discovered not very long ago and not yet thor oughly explored. The Ice cave, because of Ha unique character, has had more attention than the others. It Is 6.S0O feet long. Judge Owens of Chicago has ruled that women of that city who nre chosen for Judges und clerks of election need not tell their ages. It will be enough, he says. If they simply report themselves of legal age. It seema hard to believe that any woman who would aspire to be a Judge or clerk of elections should have The Grandest Chrlstninn tlymn, OMAHA, Dec. S3.-To the Editor of Tho Bee: Tho world of hymns, the hymns of the Christian church, embodies some of the deepest nnd richest attainments of the human spirit. It Is true that In our time hymnology Is under a cloud, because tho spiritual rag-time songs havo In vaded tho sanctuary In many parts of Christendom. Tho student of true hymns from various times, lands and com munions knows, however, that so large Is, after all, the number of great hymns as to make one forget the banalo "songs" of our era. Christmas hymns of unusual beauty are found In almost all lands. In writing up the Christmas service news for Satur day's Bee I mentioned that tho matin servlco opens with "the grandest Christ mas hymn of Christendom. "But some how these words In my manuscript dis appeared from the public print, and there wan left only: "All Hall to Thee, Oh. Glorious Morn." the hymn all Lutherans of Swedish birth glory in at Christmas tide. That nmutfes me, not because It Is not Just so, but because the conductor of tho servlco news department evidently thought I was engaging In a very vile hyperbole, stretching my imagination. On tho contrary, as a student of hymnology for decades, I waa simply bringing Information which I knew only a portion of the readers did possess as yet. Looking over the Christmas hymns of the various European languages of today, thore Is no Christmas hymn which for royal grandeur of thought, splendor of sentiment, classic form and literary sublimity, as well as simplicity of the deep and abiding kind anywise equals "All hall to Thee," In Its original, of course. Tho old archbishop, Johan Olof Wallln, who died In IMS. Is Its author. Who Is ho? Again, I Imagine. I am bringing news; He was and Is the greatest church hymn singer of the nineteenth century of his own and all other lands. It Is a pity that his hymns aro translated but In a very fow num bers. The Swedish language which as a lyrlo or hymn language, has tho classic form of Greek and the harmonious poise of the Greek, plus the rich Inner glow. fervor and warm-heartedness of the Northland, Is as born for hymns. X am again bringing what seems like mere hyperbola r ,.en I state that the Lutheran church of Sweden possesses what Is no doubt the most poetical, rich and beauti ful hymn book of Europe and America. How? Because It was made up by tho, great poets of Sweden nnd tho translations from other tongues were made by master poets. Suppobo men like Longfellow, Whlttler nnd Lowell wero the writers of a church hymnal, and had even given tho fire of their genius for such work, then we have a close comparison for what has taken place In Sweden. Without any comparison whatsoever, Wallln Is tho greatest hymnlst of tho nineteenth 'century- A mighty churchman, the grandest pulpit orator of his land, a man of erudition, deep In his spiritual con ceptions and wonderfully efficient at giving popular, yet dignified expression to them, such was Wallln. - He Is the author of what I called the grandest, the stateliest arid tho most satisfying congregational hymn for Christmas In use In Christendom. "Adeete Fldeles" has loveliness, but not tho samo grandness. Germany's Paul Gcrhardt, In his "All My Heart This Night Rejoices," gives us a work of sur passing beauty, greater than any Christ mas hymn In English. Luther's well known "Good News from Heaven to Earth I Bring" Is a marvel of childlike faith and simplicity. But Wnllln'a hymn surpasses all as a mighty burst of royal Christmas splendor, faith and Joy. This hymn uses the famous German chorale: "Wle Schoen Leuchtet dcr Morgenstorn," employed by Mendelssohn In his oratorio, "Christus." The union of such a mighty chorale tune and such a wonderful .hymn Is found In no other Christmas hymn adapted to the needs of the hymning church. I might add. In passing, that the entire hymn book of Sweden. 600 hymns, has been cmlnetly rendered Into Latin by ono of the gifted clergymen of Sweden. In this form only Is that hymnal par excellence In Its entirety accessible to the nations. Individual hymns havo been Englished, others will be. Can It be that with all our present-day boasted culture we have so cheapened our minds that the superb hymns of Christendom must be Bet aside for the mlnd-wrecklng, cultureless, unsplrltual "songs" born for a day? If wo have, then we need to return to our better past. Tho hymnology of Europe nnd Its many countries gives us all the aid we need for a hymnologlcal awakening. Like aa the Bible gives the human mind superior literature, so the hymns of the church must reverence the deepest song needs. ADOLF IIULT, Pastor Immanucl Lutheran Church. Takes the' 3Hilter to Task. COUNCIL BLUFFS, la.. Dee. J3.-To the Editor of The Bee: The ministers or Omaha should realize that the blamo Is upon them alone for the conditions which even suggest the need of a dance In order to ootaln money for aid to tne poor ana needy. The Savior laid down the aDsoiute ana unchanging rule that the rich who would follow Him must sell all that tney havo nnd distribute It to the poor. That rule prevails In every syllable to this hour. No single minister In Omaha has over dared to proclaim that rule in a genera tion. Mence the necessity for the charity ball. Many of thoso protesting preacnera preside over congregations In which are Individual members possessed of suf ficient wealth to relieve practically every case of urgent need In the whole city. Through the (allure of the ministers those same persons are deluded Into the belief that the Master Is being followed, the principal proof thereof being found In providing a salary to those servants of the Nasarene. If the preachers will proclaim the word of God actually and In truth fearlessly for a period of three months not a single case of distress and need will be found un relieved In the city wlthla a generation. Let the requirements of the Bermon on the Mount, which Is the constitution of the kingdom of heaven, be actually given to that city or any other, and there will be such an awakening that It will be salj as of old, "Those that have turned the world upside down have come hither also.' Instead of threatening, the ministers of Omaha should In deepest humility and anguish realize that they are found un profitable servants by the conditions which make the charity ball a thing to be considered for one moment, INTERESTED READER. Twice Told Tales Working; on thr Itond. In a caso tried in Cleveland not long since a persistent lawyer, who had been trying to establish a witness' susplcjous connection with an offending railway, was at last elated by tho witness' admis sion that he had worked on the railway. "Ahl" said the satisfied lawyer, "you say you have worked on the L. & N.7" "Yes, elr." "For how long a period?" "Off and on for seven years, or since 1 havo lived at Belleville on their line." "Ahl Tou say you were In the employ of tho L. & N. for seven years, off and on?" "Nd, sir, I did not say that I wos em ployed by the road; I sold that I had worked on the road, off and on, for that length of time." "Do you wish to convey the Impression that you have worked for the u & N. for seven years without reward?" "Entirely without reward, sir," the witness continued "For seven years, oft and on, I have tried to open the win dows In the L. & N, cars and never onco have l succeeded." Cleveland Plain Dealer. HlioaUInK of Relative. They had met down along tho confi dential sea only a few times, according to a story told at a recent social func tion by Senator Charles F. Johnson of Maine, but already they wero speaking with the easy freedom of old friends nnd telling each other the story of their re spective lives. Finally the talk turned to relatives. "I suppose," said she, perhaps a little too curiously, "that you have a fow poor relatives, it Is usually" None that I know," he hastily Intcr Jocted. "I see." she responded wtlh n smile of Intelligence; "how many rich ones havo you?" "None that know me," Just as promptly admitted tho young man. Philadelphia Telegraph. It's the prince of cars and car of princes. Two grand dukes and nineteen princes drive Fords in Russia. And the sturdy car is as popular with both classes and masses the world over. Its un equaled merit has won it world-wide recognition. Five hundred dollars Is tne new prlco of the Ford runabout; the touring car is flvo fifty; the town car seven fifty f. o. b. Detroit, complete with equipment. Get catalog and particulars from Ford Motor Company, 1916 Harney St., Omaha, or direct from Detroit factory. , WINTER TRIPS -TO- Florida, the Gulf Coast and Cuba. NOW is the time for planning a visit to the Sunny South. Favorable round trip excursion tickets on sale dally to all im portant winter resorts. , Round Trip Fares From Omaha Jacksonville $50.50 Miami $72.60 Palm Beach $69.00 St. Petersburg . . .$62.10 New Orleans ....$4100 Havana Return limit, June 1, 1914, excepting New Orleans tickets to this point bearing return limit of May 15, 1914. Liberal stop over privileges. Choice of scenic routes. Fourteen Splendid Trains Luxuriously equipped, are operated on fast schedules between Omaha and Chicago, via the Chicago and Northwestern Railway. Convenient connections with fast tralnB on all lines to and from the South and Southeast. ADVERTISING helps to make the small business big; the big business, big ger; and the bigger business, safe. THESE GIRLS OF 0UBS. Young Wife t think Charley Is en tlrolv too generous to his relatives. Wife's Mother What makes you think that, child? Young Wife 1 asked him the other day, when I missed It, whero his fine gold Watch was, and he said he had parted with It to his uncle. Baltlmoio American. Lady Godlva. garbed In a smllo and hor hair, mounted her white charger. "And Just to think." sho mused. "In 1!16 pcoplo will not pay a bit of attention to a stunt llko this. What aro fashion.) coming to?" Cincinnati Enquirer. "Did you keep your wife .sitting up tltl 2 o'clock in the morning waiting for you to como home?" "Yes." replied tho defendant In the di vorce case. "But tho reason she was waiting was that sho wanted to make me llMon to a two-hour suffrago speech fho was going to deliver next day." Washington Stnr. A woman visited a friend whose hus band thought of moving out Into the country. "Getting back to tho land Is all well and good." she said, "but could you be contented to live In a little place?'' "Yes," replied her friend, "I think 1 could If I were the only ono there who owned an auto." Now York Times. OLD SANTA CLAUS IS COMING. Martha C. Sherman, In Chicago Inter Ocean. Old Santa Claus Is coming The tlfno Is very near Before wo realize it Old Santa will bo here. Ho'll brln? us sleds and wagons, And nuts and sugar-plums, And dolls, and furs, and dresses. And balls, and swords, and drums. He'll come when we are sleeping. Tucko In our beds so white, And all the stars aro peeping At this, our Christmas night. i- He'll .come with smites and blessings Along tho milky way, And stop at every dwelling Whero little children stay. He'll garnish trees with presents. And, while tho world Is still, With gifts the children asked for Each stocking he will fill. But. bettor than all presents, He'll bring to us again Tho heartfelt Christmas wishes Of "Good Will Unto Men." Kissimmee $59.50 Palatka 53.50 St Augustine S52.80 Tampa $62.10 Mobil $41.00 ...-$87.00 For full particulars apply at ticket offices. Chicago & North western Railroad 1 101-3 Farnam Street, Omaha, Neb. at dlcrity. Iby the government. happy you will live long-- any desire to conceal her age.