4 A THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: DECEMBER 14, 1913. HOI PAINTINTWAS FOUND "Mona List," Missing Two Yean, it Recovered. THIEF OFFERS TO SELL IT Conceived of netnrnlner Mns- Icrpleee to III True Home n -A venire 'I.oollnsr t Na tion ) Napoleon. FLORENCE, Italy. Doc, U.-'Mona Una," Leonardo Da Vlncl'a-irTeat.,-painting, which was atoltn from tie Louvre la Paris mora than two years ago, haa been found. It Is now. In thirhands of tho Italian authorities and wilt be re turned to Franco. "Mona Llsrf' or "La Incomati' as It Is mono popularly known, the most cele brated portrait of a worrian ever painted, has been tho object of exhaustive search In all quarters of the globe. The mystery of Its abstraction from the Louvre, Its great Intrinsic value and the strange fascination of the smile of tho woman It portrayed, Lisa Pel Olpcondc, tho wife of a wealthy Florentine, have com bined to keep alive Interest tn Its re' cover. Tho picture was recovered under cur leu's circumstances. As Italian .wrote to Blgnor Gerl, an antiquary of Florence, seVcral weeks ago, saying: "I am in possession of trie 'missing Mona Lisa, but being a patrtotto Italian, I desire that It shall remain In Florence, the center of Italian art." lie signed tho letter, "Leonard," and the, antiquary at first paid small atten tion to It, thinking he had' to do with a- madman. Later, however, ne communi cated with Dr. Poggl, director of the Florentine Museum, who suggested that he .continue the correspondence with the en an. This was done and an appoint ment waa arranged whereby Gerl was to vlkw the picture at Milan. The date set wda November 17, but unforeseen .circum sty&CM prevented the meeting. Kecejrnlscs Painting as Mona' Lis. A, young man, fairly well dressed, vlsHed Gerl yesterday, lie sold he was Leonard," and was staying at the Hotel TrKjqJL He aeked Gerl. to go with blm. to see the picture. The dealer notified Dr. Poggl, who hastened to the hotel and on being shown the, painting, recog nised It as the genuine "Mona Lisa." Dr. Poggl asked to be allowed to tako the picture with him so that he might compare H with other works. He made an appointment to meet "Leonard" this afternoon at the hotel to agree upon the price. The director took with him several officer, who placed the man under ar te t On being interrogated the prisoner said his real name Is Vlnocnid Foruala, that he was born In the province of Como, I by profession a decorator and Is unmar ried For six yeara he lived n France and for the three years was employed at the Louvre. Perugia posed as a patriot- "I wai ashamed," ho said, "that for more than a century no Italian had thought of avenging the spoliation comwttted by Frewefemen uSr Napoleon, when they carried oit from tka Italian museums and galleries, ptoturea,, statue rb4 treasure ot all kinds by waajta l&W' ancient manuscript by thousands ad gold by Mens." H had Ken observed he sM In the. Louvre mmw works of art an from Italy a4 conceived the Idea ot returning to He tte home Leonardo Da Vinci's, ma4nleca. He entered the Louvre rarly In Hie morning, detached the picture and removed the painting from the frame. )lld? It tender HlHe. He concealed the frame under the back stairs, where li waa afterward found. He Md the picture under the workman's Mouse and succeeded In leaving the place without attracting suspicion. At the time pf the theft Pruia was not employed in the Louvre, but he knew aU the exits and entrances and how to avoid attention. Ho kept the painting cofkeaied, he sola', until his patriotism ledblm W offer It to the Italian people. The painting has also been Identified by Dr. Corrado IUcei, director general of the, department ot fine arts, who waa dispatched hurriedly to Florence from Hem by Ve minister ot puWla .lnttruo tlec Lulsi Cretans. After a careful ex amlnaetom Dr. Meet telephoned to the miaJeter, wise was Incredulous, Rlccl aid: "I wHl stake my head." Te tkVs signer Credaro replied! "I not ear for your head; but If this news. At? HlHMt DoUr Advised Peruna. agSBHs&l&k k ''"wHl nnvnnlninnK BnSflgegegegegegej L vlvkotu m. Mcinc Xafllccteel Ta aTIt SYLVESTER X. BUITH JVISSOS South. Grand Ave- St. Louis. Ma, writes Peruna Is the beet friend a sick man, can have. "A few months ago I came here tn a wretched condition. Exposure and dampness had ruined my had catarrhal affections i of the bronchial tubes.: and for a time there wu a deubt M to my recovery. "Wr good honest old doctor advised M to take Peruna, which I did and la snort time ray health began to laisanve rery rapidly, the bronchial trou-W-e gradually disappeared, and In three Btecthe say health was fully restored. "Janet a, grateful man's thanks for his MateraUon to perfect health." AjA Ymmr DrmcgUt fmr Vca Pinna JUftay Asy Aimumae for 1914 after It Is published, Is found not to be true, yml will be dismissed." Dr. lUoot answered: "I will take fall responsibility and 'am ready to risk dis missal." News of the discovery of the "Mona Lisa" Kprea.il In the Chamber of Deputies, In session nt noma, where extremist members were engaged In fisticuffs In an endeavor to prevent a vote on the elec tion ot a nationalist deputy. . Disorder Onsen n't Once. The disorder ceased Immediately. The deputies surrounded the minister of pub llo. Instruction, who exhibited a telegram from Dr. Rice! confirming tho statement he had' already made by telephone. All laughed at the alleged motives of the thief. t)no of them remarked that Napoleon's deods were- too antiquated to constitute grounds for feuds. It It were not so Italy would quarrel with the whole world, ns ell countries, Including tho United States, had stolen masterpieces from It. The famous "Ascoll Cope." stolen from the cathedral at Ancoll, which was returned by J. I'lerpotit Morgan, waa cited, however, as an Instance of Ameri can generosity. Blgnor Cenero announced that Italy would show the sumo generosity. He said he had Immediately notified the French ambassador, Camllle Barrere, of the discovery of tho painting, Ho added: " 'Mona Lisa will be delivered to tho am bassador with a solemnity worthy Leon ardo Da Vinci and a spirit of happiness worthy of 'Mona Lisa's smllo. Although the masterpiece Is dear to all Italians as one of the best productions of the genius of their race, wo will willingly return It to Its foster country, which has re gretted Its loss so bitterly, as a fresh pledgo of friendship and brotherhood be tween the two great Latin nations." The painting Is In an almost perfect state of preservation, nothwlthstandlng the vicissitudes It must have undergone. Perugia, although he has not made a complete confession, hns admitted that he concealed It under the falso bottom ot a trunk, or fixed behind tho canras ot a worthless sketch. Sensation In Paris. PATHS, Dec. li The sensation caused by the recovery of "Mona Lisa" was only equaled by that caused by Its disappear ance tn August, 1811. Special editions of the newspapers car ried the- news -the length nd-breadth of rarts and tonight It was the sole topic of conversation. The finding ot "Mona Lisa" had been so often announced, only to be contradicted, that the news waa at first received with skepticism, but Am bassador Barrero's dispatch from Homo to the French minister of publlo Instruc tion, though brief, was explicit and the names of tho eminent Italian experts mentioned seemed a sufficient guarantee that It wits the original painting. Henry Marcel, director general of the French National museum, for a moment waa Inclined to doubt the news, saying! 'We have so ofton been cruelly hoaxed that It (s only natural that we should foel skeptical that the painting has been found. The telegram which I have read seems so clear and shows such detailed knowledge, however, that It seems to me the nows must be true this time. In any case, tho theft .undoubtedly was. the act of a madman. The motive given 'to avenge thefts committed In Italy by Napoleon' dearly shows this. "It the experts' examination proves the. picture to be authentic- we will restore It to Its familiar place and guard It? so that tbef, wll pe Impossible." A i.fie nerwauae dealer, aen, it Is be lieved. wlll.be entitled to claim rewards Amounting to 2-W.060 franca ofr fered by the Society of Friends,, of the Louvre and Paris newspapers. M, J. T, Homoiele, who was director of the Lenvre when "Mona Lisa," waa stolon and who was suspended by the French cabinet because of the loss of the painting, waa overcome with Joy when he learned of Its recovery. Seymeui de Rlocl, an eminent art critic of Paris, declared hla faith In the certifi cation ot Dr. Corrado Rlocl at Florence pt the' authenticity ot the "Mona Lisa." "X do not think there Is the slightest doubt," he said, ''that the painting will be Immediately restored to 'France. "Italy has no claim whatever on the Mona Lisa,' which was given or sold to the French klnr. Francis I, by Leonardo da Vlticl himself. M. Vivian!, minister of publlo Instruc- Uon, and 11. Jocquler, under secretary for beaux arts, were both highly elated over the auspicious event, which ushers In their terms of office. The Italian government haa advteed them that It will deliver over the picture and they con sidered the beet and eateet way of con veying It back to the Louvre. The French government will take the earltst opportunity to express Its grati tude to the ItaHan government for tne son-toe it has rendered in recovering the lost treasure. Perusta resided near the St Louis hos pital. He left here hurried on -Wednes day, saying he was obliged to go to Italy on Important business. He la M yeara did, the son of a car penter, He came to Paria every year during the season and earned about eight f ranees a day, returning to some village when .work was slack, Outside of a few compatriots, humble workers like him self, he was not known to have friends tn Paris. A- neighbor of Perugia described him as an ordinary workman, having no special technical knowledge and completely Ignorant tn artlstto matters. The neigh bor therefore wax astonished to hear that Perugia waa accused ot stealing the paint ing and believed that If the accusation were true he could .only have been act ing at tho Instigation ot some one who had exploited his patriotic sentiments. Nebraska Debaters Win Two Victories LINCOLN, Dec U.-Uy a vote ot ! to 1 on the part ot the Judges Nebraska uni versity tonight defeated Minnesota In de bate. The question was: "Itesolved That Immigration Into the United States should be further restricted by a UteraQy test" Nebraska debaters. Homer Q. Hewitt, Itacd It, Dawson and Harold .V Prince, had the affirmative and tho three Minnesota men. Dean Campbell. Donald Pomeroy and Harvey Hoshour, ex pounded the negative. AFFAIRS ATJOUTH OMAHA Democrats Deplore the Fight Be tween Bryan and Hitchcock. GOOD JOBS 8TAY UNFILLED Ilnnrbana Forced in Qet Chrlstntn Approach trlth nepnbllcan Hold over Holding the Fort While Prlnclrtnla Scrap, A WORD TO CHRISTMAS SHOPPERS) t L j. ur i- j i - i i i IOWA CITY, la.. Dec. .-By unanl- mous decision ot the Judges, Ne braska university's debating team won a victory over Iowa last night The re buttal of the visitors was especially bril ltant and won many compliments from a very critical audience. The Nebraska speakers were Raymond E. Klfer of Kearney, Otto K. Perrin ot Sargent and C. A. Sorenson ot Loup City. The Iowa debaters were Clarence li. Isaac of Iowa City, Theodore Garfield ot Humboldt and Harry Heed of Waterloo. The Persistent ana rucncioui Uio Newspaper Advertising U the ItoaJ Business Success. Vith resonant Indignation a number of Bcuth Omaha democrats met lost night at tho city hall whre they passed reso lutions against tho guerrilla warfare now now being waged between two eminent Nebraska statesmen In Washington, who, It Is claimed are otandmg In the way of the fa'lthfut democrats awaiting lobs now held by republicans. According to the remarks made by Chairman H. A. Ken nedy, 8cnIor Senator O. M. Hitchcock and the other democratic statesman nov In Washington, should get busy and throw out Ross Hammond and oil other re publican holdovers. It appeared from the. sentiments ot the meeting thnt the, little affair In Mexico between Senors Huerta and Carranza I a mild diversion In comparison with the tragic results of tho status of belliger ency now existing between the Peerless ono of Orape Juice- fame and the Krr.l ncnt Defender of Hankers and the "deer pee-pul." It Is maintained with much show of sincerity that the strife between the two Mexican leaders Is' making room for better men whllo In Nebrasitn the lo cal democrats claim the strife betwren the two democratic leaders results to the positive advantage of holdover republi cans who are the "common enemy" In more senses than one. Here are the resolutions adopted by the meeting; "'Whereas, The term of office of collector of Internal revenue for Nebraska has ex- f tired several months ago, thereby creat ng a vacancy for some good democrat to fill, and, Whereas; The statesman from Columbus whom Senator Hitchcock has In view for the place Is ndt satisfactory to Secretary Uryan nny more, than the statesman from, Fremont whom Secretary Bryan has In view Is satisfactory to Senator Hitchcock, and. whereas. This Is becoming an area of arbitration whether In strikes, lockouts, politics or war Therefore, be It Itesolved, That we here assembled recommend to Secretary Bryan and Sen. ator Hitchcock that they arbitrate their difference of opinion as regards their choice as to who should occupy the office of internal revenue collector, and. bo It fnnrther Resolved, That n copy of these resolu tions be forwarded to Congressman Ixv bock with Instructions to him to take up inn Bunjcci nt aruuraiion, wun secretary Bryan and Senator Hitchcock for we, be lieve In the policy pf Andrew Jackson, "T IS. irl.U. K 1 mm- , I I, The commltteo on resolutions was com posed of Jerry Howard, Q W. McGrath. Hugh Kennedy. Jack Qauciiam. John Franek, Jess Vankut and F. J. Holly. Wnanluk to Lose L1nk. Peter Wosnlak, a saloonkeeper1. Thirty- third and L streets, was the first to fall undor the blade of the law this year, and as a, result ot the court's finding yesterday Woxnfak will lose his liquor license, Woznlak was found guilty ot selling after hours on Saturday night last by Police Magistrate James Calla han, who fined him $109 and costs. The complaint under which Woxntak was tried was sworri out1 by a woman, Mrs. Katie Broda ot U18 1 street, Who claims her. husband drank beer In .Wosnlak'a saloon last Saturday night after f o'clock. The cause ot the In- fermatlon on the part of the woman was fight In the saloon between her hus band. Louis Uroda, and Steve Stacka- vltch, In which It Is said Broda get the worst of It. Potlco Judge James Callanan said yes terday that under the law he could not do anything but find Wosnlak guilty. The sentence makes It mandatory on the Fire and Police board to take Wosnlak'a license. This was tho first liquor law Infraction tried before Judge Callanan this year. Heretofore- the erring saloon man has been "reported" to the Fire and Police board, which held a "trial," In which many of the witnesses were not even sworn. City Prosecutor K. R. Leigh said yes terday: "Wosnlak, according to the evidence, appeared to have been running out of hours. But I hear that be Is not the only saloonkeeper breaking the law. Any one of theao men who cornea up before the police magistrate for breaking the liquor laws will be prosecuted to the full limit of my power," It Is understood that another attempt to nullify the Slocumb law will be made by resurrecting the so-called disorderly house ordinance. The disorderly house ordinance Is designed to permit the pot lice Judge to fine saloonkeepers for keeping disorderly houses without try ing the case on Its merits under the Slocumb law. Members of the city coun cil beat the ordinance the last time It came up because It was said to mean the unfortunate day laborer caught tn the saloon after hours would be ar rested under the same law as applied to the saloonkeeper selling liquor after hours. The saloonkeeper, It waa said. would be able to pay a fine, whereas many of the laboring men would not be able to do so and would have to lay In Jail. Councilman Henry Hartnett led the fight against the proposed disorderly house ordinance and Councilman John Cavanaugh backed him up. Morris Wield Axe. With the exception of two or three de partment heads, practically all the bosses ot Morris & Co. have been changed. Men who for years held their places In the succeeding change of hands In the own' ershlp ot the big plant have been dropped from the rolls without previous notice. they claim. When the Morris people took over the plant a year back It was with the express understanding that the employes would be retained for a year at least. When the year was up a few months back the work of decapitating began without delay and has continued until now only three ol department heads are said to hold their old places. General Mansger Harry Culver resigned to accept a position with a Chicago Pack ing company. Superintendent Fred Shep herd was rolled to Chicago and his post tlnn here taken by another. Other de partment heads followed In quick succes sion. Jim Austin, fgr many years hiring boss and head of the plant's police, haa been supplanted and It Is said that other changes will bo made before tho work Is ovor. Health Officer's Dattle. City Physician K, J. Bhanahan rays the work ot Introducing sanitation taws among the foreign residents of South Omaha Is the hardest and most trying work he ever attempted. The work of Dr. Bhanahan Is not a mere reform move ment With no qther purpose than a change from old conditions. It Is a fight to save many people from the clutches of scarlet fever, diphtheria and other con tagious diseases which have caused so much worry to the health department within the last few months. Dr Shana ban's greatest trouble la to enforce quar- Come to us tomorrow, say, "I want to open an account", then pick from our stock such Christmas furniture or rugs or novelties as you may wish, tell us when to deliver and you need not start paying un til next year. We will store your goods until you tell us when to deliver and charge you nothing for the storage. You will find this quite a wonderful help in your Christmas shopping. Our buy-now pay-next-year plan is a spe cial credit inducement which we are only too glad to" afford you. You will find us easy to deal with; you will find our employes thoroughly courteous; you will find our terms easy and convenient. We ask but one thing and that is, that you come now while shopping is a pleasure and not a bore. NOTE THE SPECIAL CHRISTMAS SUGGESTIONS. . OVER FIFTY STYLES TO SELECT FROM $19.75 for This Mass'rvt $31.81 BUFFET Just like cut and tin ideal Christmas gift. Made through out of solid oak, finish golden. Top is sot off with a beautiful Fronch plato bovel mirror. BUY no to PAY LATER NOTHING NICER THAN A PRETTY PARLOR SSITE FOR AN XMAS GIFT Wo offer you by far tho largest lino of parlor suites in tho city to select from. Hero are two speclal'values. $27.50 Three-Piece Parlor Snltes, upholstered in imported ma terials, heavy (frame, mahogany finish &t A CkC Sale price , pl4ee70 555.00 Threo-Picco Pnrlor Suites, similar to illustration; uphol stered in genuine leather; massive birch, ma- - Ann Cf hogany frames; sale price Pa)s7eOU CO 7C for This Splendid $15 f9.fJ KITCHEN CABINET Exactly like illustration except does not include dishes. A gift that mother or wifo will enjoy for many, many years. $4.95 FOR THIS ALL STEEL CHILI'S CRIB A sensible gift for tho baby. Both sides drop; has patent spring and Bells regularly at $7.60. $4 OR for This Handsome $3.93 S7.ll ROCKER Finished in fumed oak and made of quartor sawed oak. A gift that will bo appreciated by all of the family. tE c A For a Handsome "J.3U Ladies1 Desk' Similar to illustration and one of the prettiest gifts that you could pos sibly make. $23.75 For a $35.81 HHIFOLD BED BAVENPf RT A Klft that the y whole family will certainly enjoy. AHtomobUe Truck Just like cut; Iron wheels, strong spring, ad justable front wheels; load of goods; SI. 00 value; )9c 1Q75 for This $27.59 Seam 910 (ess Wilton Velvet Rug A splendid full seamless 9x12 Rug that will pieaso evorybody. TALKING TEDDV BEARS With adjust able arms and feet and head,' stands 20 in. high; a de lightful toy; worth $1,60; sale price afJJPrfTV'r'nBV antlne. The city health department makes an endeavor to enforce the sanitary regu lations, but with but medium success. Doth City ThysMan Bhananan ana Health Inspector Ed Bursan will continue to enforce the sanitation ana quarantine laws, they say. High Sclu.ol T-roirmm. South Omaha Hinh school, which a few weeks 'aSo won renown for Its archaeo logical work among the bones of the prehlatorto settlers of Nebraska, added tQ' those laurels last night by disinterring the remains of a dead language and leaders In the local Red Cross Christmas seal movement and likewise In the tuber culosis prevention movement. The Christ mas seals may be obtained In the various drug stores jot the city. Dr, J. M. Atken will speak next Sunday at the United Presbyterian church on Tuberculosis Prevention." A number ot clergymen of the city will also speak on the subject Women Hold Mcntlng. Signs of tho school board election next spring are aparent on tho horlion of the city already. Last Friday a number of staging a play In the Latin tongue. Tho 1 women formerly connected wltli a neigh- high school auditorium, where the nro- borhood Improvement league held a meet gram was given, was comfortably filled ut Cassldy liall. Thirty-ninth and Q with a large crowd of parents and ' ktreets, where; they organized a woman's patrons of the' high , school present club which for Its principal purpose seems to encourage tho walking of th ancient to be to work In harmony with the teach ers ot the public schools. Just what necessity there Is for working In harmony with the teachers of the public schools was not statod. The teachers say there has shades upon ' the modern boards or a western packing town. , Not a groati.many were, present who did not aDcear to be conversant with the niceties of the Ciceronian diction which j been no friction as far as they know and fell from the nlryble tongues of Pror. Moora's Latin schplars, The applause, came at rother unexpected periods, but It waa none, the less genuine. There waa much of th ,,salve8, and "aves" to the Latin magtster or school teacher who enacted the role of the ancient pedagogue The playlet was entitled, "A Roman Bchola,", The. actors carried their work off with much sucpess.' With lightning-like speed the solemn dignity of the Latin school room gave way to the rollicking noise of western cowboy drama. '"The laughter and ap plause ot the audience was much more natural. Arrangements have been made with the Omaha Water board whereby the teach ers In tho South Omaha public schools will receive their pay without having to go to Omaha for tho same. Treasurer Martin will advance the money and cash the warrants presented to him and then turn them over to the Omaha Water board. Pay day will be Friday, Decern ber 19. Workmen Klrct. Pennant lodge No. IS6, Ancient Order of United Workmen elected the following of ficers for the ensuing term December U: Past master workman. J. I Kubat; master workman, A W. FUher; foreman. Kred Prosley: overseer. Julius Wlnther; recorder. James Petit; finanoter, Frank Andrews; treasurer. M. J. Rowley; guide, J Kramollsch; Inside watch. K. . ailllan; trustee, Thmas J. Deo: medical tixnmlnlnsr ithys'etana. F. O. Deck and WlUlara II. Davis. Plvonka Vcrr HI. Joseph Plvonka, former police commis sioner, lies at his home. 1SS South Twenty third street. In a condition giving very little hope for recovery. He Is suffering from pneumonia and the physicians say lie has but slight chaneo for recovery. He tLat they do not want to be mixed up In politics. Masia City Gossip, P. D. Perrine is seriously III at the South Omaha hlspltal. Joo Dlask has sold out his meat market and will engage In another line of busi ness. Rev. W. J. Hastle has returned from Craig, Neb., where he gave an address on "Church Efficiency." The P. )i" a society wtU meet this afternoon at the home of Mrs. Q. W. Davis, 1MB North Twenty-fifth street. Mrs. A. L. Jacobs of Clalrmont. Ia., Is tho guest of her daughter, Mrs. A. Hunter, U3 North Twenty-seventh street. Qeorgo R. Chllds. conductor on the Fort Crook interurbao railway line, is able to return to work after a two weeks' illness. The Equal Suffrage league held a bust r.e&s meeting yesterday afternoon at the home of Dr. Adda Wiley Rulaton, ItiOt North Twenty-fourth street. Church Services. First Baptist church. Twenty-fifth and H streets. Rev. W. R. Hill, pastor. Bun. day school at 3:15 a. m. Preaching at It o'clock and at T: 30 p. m., by the pas tor. Drown Park Baptist mission has Sunday school at :5 a. m. Hillsdale Baptist mission at i;30 o'clock. St. Luke's Lutheran church. Twenty fifth and K streets. Rev. a IL Yerlan, pastor. Sunday school at :t5 a. m. Preaching by the pastor at 11 o'clock, subject. "Tne Question of John." Con firmation class at 4 p. m. First Christian church. Twenty-third and I streets. Rev. W. J. Hastle. pastor. Bible study at 10 o'clock. Preaching at 11 o'clock and at 7:19 p. m., by the pastor. BIRTHPLACE OF "STAR- SPANGLED BANNER" AFIRE BALTIMORE. Ma.. tc li Fire, fanned by a high wind, for a time this contracted a bad cold a week ago and afternoon, threatened to devastate bls- rapldly grew orc Plvonka served on the Fire and Police Board In South Omaha for more than two years. He la a young man and la married. He Is known aa one ot the younger business men of the city. Miss M, Dean, superintendent of the J&Juth Omaha hospital. Is one ot tht torto Fort McHenry, birthplace of "The 8tar Spangled Banner." Burning' grass Ignited the administration building and the officers quarters and barracks were, endangered. Before the fire was extinguished three rooms ot the administration building were wrecked. A BRACER BEFORE SERMON Irreverent John Smith Ooea o Church nnil Does Strange ThlnRi. Members of tho Congregational church In Patchogue, Long iBland. did not say the reason they failed to speak mora em phatically to John Roe Smith, aged 85, when he wore his hat during1 services last Sunday night, waa because only a couple ot months ago, Mr. Smith rowed across Great South bay In the teeth of a gale and tossed n couple ot trespassers off his land. They gave no reason. But everybody In the congregation be came nervous upon entering church to observe Mr. Smith, his derby hat on. sit ting In a split-bottom choir tilted back asalnst the wall near the last row ot pews on the left ot the entrance. It Is no more customary In Patchogue than elsewhere for gentlemen to wear their hats In church. But It is customary In Patchogue to expect anything unusual ftom Mr. Smith, who, besides being ono of the oldest, Is one of tho wealthiest citizens. Pious member ot th congregatlpn breathed a slth nt miuf -. .u. tart of the prayer, Mr. Smith reached iur ms nat. uut after scratching hla partially bald head, Mr. Smith replaced tho hat. He was seen to tako a wtl tmm hi. pocket and take a pill Just as Mr. John- . i . "I don't think henvnn ! a mimii t placo than the earth. Earth Is heaven enouKn ior me. The .people In heaven may be a bit better, but that's all." That pill was too much. A member went to Mr. Smith and asked him why he Insisted on wearing his hat "It's nobody's business," said Mr. Smith, getting- up. "If I want to wear a hat in Church it's nr Own bualnesn." Then ha walked out New York World. PACKARD 5? Packard cars receive their high est endorsement from experienced users of other cars, who when, driving a Packard have realized for the first time the nearest approach to complete motoring satisfaction. A prominent motorist owner and driver of nearly every so-called high grade car produced in America or Europe reported in a personal letter, aixer a summer ot high R speed and strenuous touring in a i Packard "48"! I "J did not believe it possible that such a perfect vehicle could be made, Orr Motor Sales Company 2416 Farnam Street Omaha, Nebraska LINCOLN HIGHWAY CONTB1BUTOI oAsk theman who owrfsonef BE