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    THE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 1913.
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tfHE OMAHA DAILY .BEE
I-T1TJNPED HT EDWARD nOSEWATEB.
VICTOR BOSEWATEB, EDITOR-
REE BUILP1NO. FARNAM AND 1TTH.
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OCTOBER CIRCULATION.
51,725
IHi of Nebraska, Ccuntr of Douglas, .
XTwtght Wtow. circulation nvaneger
1t& Be FuMUnlna- company, being
duly 'sworn, acy that the average dally
circulation for n montl. oj October,
Circulation Manager.
tiWirlba in my presence and sworn
to Mora in 4 UU 1st day of November, ltu.
Notary Vubllo.
Mbicrlhet 1t1bI etty
tvrwrilr aa-otal. ) The e
au4ea t then. Aara will t
-liftJiced often repeated.
Ite sure tha tint of your turkey is
asjt eVraealsh. .
Tk lad last auwaaer maiden liaa a
mc way of letting 'her tears ooze
Mb,
"&at Oklahoma cow that awal-
lewu 128 1b "curreacy ought to give
est.
rms-sau.
It mnm m difficult to unecram
Ha et; prices as to unscramble thb
cfsar tsveiB selves.
"City beautiful" makes a fine slo
gan for too many hot-air personally
conducted enterprises. ,
ll ta tfnwJy Just now to learn that
Gseral Lev Christmas Is about to
iola the Mexican reacts.
The Old Dutch dirt chaser is not
in rt. when Mrs. Anti-Saloon league
g4 on a clean-Up rampage.
OMHha'a "marryktg paster ia eallett
or U find a Vwt heme. What has
tha4'to do with marital spltelng?
v. a '' " lif.1!" '');
Aywayc we are glad to know how
they toeka at th Now Yerk Hersa
shew (he wm)w, not the kersee.
Th ffrat '' eHiHuiey of the
Whh Haute la net yet complete, and
thsr bflde h several eligible alstera.
Mr. Hearst leads one to bellove
that he is already at war with Mex
ico. All right, go to It, and may the
beet nan win.
If yeu have children, going to
ficUooi, it wauld pay yon tp post your
self Mr readiaig The Ree's carefully
prepd slrl of achoM articles.
A retwh surg4acll(s to h'aY
dtacaHred-.that the appendix la a use
ful injsni It has proved to ha a
very Taluable te the medica.
Mie Iiirka,vter8 will , ex
yrw ,kaae4Vf at. the next ejectieg
e a Vkaae or two of .that faetieal
war niag en.ln the state heM at
Ineolik.
Thais diapaaed ta crltkita the
prsaUaat far cancellag the New
Tear',! reCbfitoN must not ferget tha
ha ha imi gen tHreugh a White
Hauls' waddiag.'-
Hon, VMlllara Suiter, whose preju
ngeat advertUeu htm as "tho Im
peahest governor ot New York," is
headed, this way. Come on. "BID,1
and toll us all about It.
How queer that the wideawake
governor of California should com
plain ef losing many nights' sle6p iu
Chicago because of tho din of train
noise on tbet take front tracks.
It U always Interesting to recall
uerore rnapsoduing that tno on?
Mexican president who tried earn
estly t'P introduce a form of genuine
republican government for Mexico is
de-ad.
The judge bearing evidence In tho
"innor atudles" -case in' Chicago
hK4 .proceedings to give the women
present an opportunity to leave the
court room to "avoid possible embar
rasameat," and the reports say not n
woman moved.
Aa exchange rerfera to our demo
erattc senator from Nebraska as being
''flsMUKlally able, without being
lawyer, to occupy a seat in the sen
ate.' Thai's adding insult to In-
jry, lor 1m has a law school sheep-
ec swung his shingle out.
A Ceterioo woman visiting In
Omaha) ta quoted as saying, "It's JUBt
lovely- to vote. It's just like going
to etarek." Well, new, if going to
tho vejfeUaC booth ia aa good as going
to. ehspafc. taveee worldly men ought
not te m 1 so tout with the
Thanksgiving.
A common cause of thanksgiving
In our country Is tho growing sense
of concern for the other fellow, un
mistakably 'manifested In divers ways
and walks of life. II Is not, If ever
It was, true that one-halt the world
neither knows nor cares what tho
other half Is doing. Human selfish
ness and vanity exist, as they always
have and always will coeval with
human nature, but th'ey arc not all
regnant in human affairs. He must
be blinded by the veil of pessimism
and despair who cannot Bee in the
multiplying combinations of genius,
philanthropy and wealth for tho
amelioration of mankind the sure
sign of a new day of mutuality among
men.
Social unrest, political uncertainty,
Industrial unfairness- .and economic
injustice still manifest ""themselves,
but not without a- resisting force for
tho equalizing of conditions. Con
crete evldeuces of Each solicitude He
about us on every hand, apparent to
any honest inquirer of tho truth. No
utato of easy idealism baa been
reached, or, in the providence and
wisdom of Qod, ever will be, for men
will continue to need the Impetus and
jpxorciso of tho effort to Improve, but
surely the tendency of present prog
ress is toward the ideal.
Ours is an age of transition, to bo
sure, of searching inquiry. We seem
to he in th6 transport of uncertainty
about a good many things apparently!
vital to our organic life, but as wo
move from ono test or experiment to
another, we do not soom to mark
some real advance, both ethically and
economically? Our lr.quiry has 'the
aspect of houesty. This In encourag
ing, that seemingly we 'liavo put the
metal of our problems Into tho cruci
ble to eliminate the dross and give us
tho refined truth. In this alone
must bo found occasion for thanks
giving by all.
His Saner, the Acting Mayor.
During the absence of Mayor Dahl
man, tho next In command, Commis
sioner Dan B. Butter, is having an
opportunity to serve as acting mayor
long enough to wear the strangeness
eff the job, One thing may be de
pended on, his honor, tho acting
mayor, will gira us a perfectly eafo
and san,o administration. He will
not ropo any wild horses In front of
the city hall; he will not write any
fool letters that ought to he torn up,
and he will not leave any goed noney
lying around loose. It Is reasonable
,to expectt also, that It will net ha so
easy to get pardons for rrietias
catieht in the net. If his honor, the
acting iflaydr, skeuld, take-advantage
ef this temporary Kaltatlen id have
a White Hans wedUing In the city
hsM no one, would eemplam. x
"i " '
AuteiiU and flippcry 'Streets.
The caretil anteist puts en double
breaks of ' precaution .when the
Btreeta are as slippery as tkey have
been In Omana of late, knowing that
at beet It is. hard to prevent skidding,
and that ekkfdthg Is extra dangerour,
especially In crowded downtown
thoroughfares, Thus, at such times
It behooves Jill who. delve cars' to ex
ercise special prudence, for unless all
do there still remains the HKeimoou
of accidents. The aafo chauffeur
cannot aline save the day In fair
weather or foul.
Of course, aU autelets. know,. these
things and many regard it gratuitous
and impertinent to be reminded ef
them, hut a lorfg aa automobiles copr
tiaue gliding up onto sidewalks with
mortal Injury Bystanders, eai way
endure the rebuke that comes from a
friendly word ef warning ayah about
so apparent a hasard.
Hunger lerixt, vs. Tariff,
It ie plain new, we believe, beyond
a shadow of,a doubt, that the old heu
ia no respecter of tariffs. The tariff
way ge up or down, sideways or
troeeways, but hea fntlt, ready for
market, puraues tho even tenor of tho
mwan- 'l'h( hn l dnilhtlesa
us good a lay as over, but she just I
ran't lay fast enough to supply the)
capacious aiaw of the cold storage
cavern and the increasing demand
for "strictly; freshles" at the Bamo
trine aU the. year around. It anyone
oi pec ted a democratic tariff to give
tus more eggs, and cheaper eggs, ljo
mbst admit It was a delusion. A
hunger strike against eggs seems to
bo the only. Weapon that will do what
the new democratic tariff has failed
to do.
Complaint continues that loo large
a proportion ot our fires are products
of Incendiarism. We are supposed
to be under the protection of a state
fl;e warden, with his corps ot assist
ants, and also ot a city fire warden,
but, o far as we know, prosecution
and conviction, of firebugs are mighty
few and far between.
In a speech' 'distinguished by cirarnesa
ot expression and calm consldeiat'on ot
all the elements Involved, Senator Hitch
cock today . held the tlose attention of
the senate
It you are incllnod to doubt It,
read it in the senator's own newspa
per, and be-convlnced in spite ot his
shrinking modesty.
The question Is repeatedly asked,
Why would tho governor of the great
state of Pennsylvania accept the
office ot president ot a base ball
league? Possibly the fact that the
salary so it Is said Is to bo J2B,
000 for five years has something to
do with It..
; a jxij)sy in Omaha
coMtrua riox an nua
NOVEMBER 27.
Thirty Years Ago
The social event was the weddlnK of
W. B. Millard and Miss Frances Barton,
which was solomnlzed In tho parlors of
he Millard hotel In the presence of about
fort)' cu'Ats. Blahop Clnrkson performed
the ceremony. The bride, who was the
daughter of Ouy C. Barton, waa attired
In a dress of white velvet. The groom
Is of the nell known commission firm of
Millard & Peck, and a son of J. It.
Millard.
Patrick Kern, well known Irish agitator
and cx-treasurer of the Jrish Land league.
Is In-the city. About two months aao ho
look out papers declaring- his Intentlori
of becoming an American dtlren. and Is
now located at Lincoln.
Qn!te a rensatlon- wa created on the
otreeU by the appearance of a real live
tfude. It tv aa bnly an advertising agency
for Fergnuon's "Friendly Tip' company.
Property owners on fit. Mar's avenue
held a "rheetlwr at' the office of Warren
Hwjtxier to consider Improvements. It
was decided to pave the avenue with
stone, and also the construction or a
storm and domestic sewer.
Horace V. Phelps died In his 'elghty-
elehth year at the residence of his son-
in-law. Dr. C. H. Paul, SOU Burt street
Michael Ioe, for some time head porter
at tho Millard, has nult to embark In
the grocery business on his own hook.
Councilman. Martin Dunham Is home
from a trip west.
Twenty Vcars Ago
Tobias Castor and Jim Ager of Lincoln,
two eminent friends of the Burlington,
were In the city.
C. T. Host of the Nellgh Leader made
The B. a pleasant call.
President B, II. H. Clark ot the Union
Paclfln said he would go east the latter
part of the week to attend a meeting ot
the receivers to be held In New York.
It was announced that Omaha stood a
chance ot retting a connection with the
Baltimore A Ohio railroad, affording K
an outlet to the seaboard that way.
Policeman W. K. Marshall was shot In
the leg while pursuing a bad man ot
color. Ho got the fellow, but only after
several exchanges of shots, one of which
from the desperado's gun landed in the
officer's leg,
William Cobum, assignee for the Bank
of Omaha, which went to the wall some
years before, made his report, showing
from dale of the failure the receipts were
t7.e3J.CO and the expenditures $1,806.40.
Mrs. Karno Lyon, 68 years old, wife of
Peter Nelson Lyon, died at the family
home, 019 North Twenty-eighth avenue.
Ten Years Am
The Nebraska commission to the Louis
iana Purchase exposition at St. Louis
held an important meeting at which
James Walsh, In charge ot the agricul
tural (Ilsptsy, outlined the elaborate plans
to be pursued In his work, and Thpmas
R. Kimball, architect, disclosed some of
the plana ot the details ot our building
at the fair.
The eommjUee- en arrangements for the
second annual banquet ot the MeKlnley
club wart thus composed: Nathan ijern
stein, chalrmsni N. P. Dodge, Cbartes
Vtoster, -Oliver Jrwlfl, -tsaaV Weglers v:
Tite lun befe; Judge oter tfttafcN
irlct coiirt trying the case against the
bondsmen of former, State Treasurer; Jpe
Harvey, returned a verdict holding t'hem
not responsible (or the half-million de
falcation. Mayqr Moorea Issued a formal appeal
to the eltltens to contribute to the fund
for the relief of tho families ot the (our
firemen killed In the Allen Bros, tire
The fund started out with HCt.
Judge and Mrs; William R, Kelley left
for the east, Intending to remain until
after the holidays.
Mrs. E, I Lomax and Miss Lomax re
turned from Chicago, where they had
spent a few days.
Miss Mary Hchrelber, assisted by Mlm
Wlnspear, entertained for Miss Mabl
Hpauldlrw nt her home. Mil North Twenty-eighth
avenue.
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People Talked About
Dayton's pursuit of the unattainable In
Its arett for a city manager suggests a
disposition .to sat as much .tree advertis
ing as poMtble.
. A bunch of promoters are on trial In
.os Angeles charged wth fraud In sell
lag "sightly lots on mountain tops too
rtarrow to stand on."
Oeneral Christmas has taken the field
for the constitutionalists In Mexico, He
Is certain to cause considerable stir on
thla tide ot the Tilo Orande during the
next, three weeks.
Mr. Hetty Orin is and a week
vr, "Don't worni,- she says In her
recipe for right livings "don t worry. U
Onion, have a clear conscience and get
WC cents worth out of every dollar you
spend."
Kane Shields, one ot the civil war
veterani supposed to hare fired the first
Shot In that war, died recently In Dal
les, Tex. He was a member of the North
Carolina battery which opened fire on
Fort Sumter.
Harry Alban Chambers, who at tl
years ot age has Just been appointed
orgunlst or St Anne's Cathedral at Leeds,
England, started studying music at T,
and at S composed a piece of church music
which was published , v
In connection with a report of the an
t.ial meeting of the trustees ot the
Carnegie educational fund, It appears in
cidentally that Mr. Carnegie's gifts .for
(ihllanthroplo purposes, notv including
libraries have now amounted to i20,(aoeo.
, Ptter A. B, Wldener. capitalist 6f
Philadelphia, It Just over 79. and still
busy cutting coupons ' and things. He
signalised his birthday annlveraarv. by.
tefustng to butt Into the national con-iersatlon-fest.
hecaUae "too many people
are talking now."
, Wouldn't you like to be a director of
a railroad company? In iooalng over ex
pense accounts of the Board of Director
of the New Haven road the Invastlgators
found that during meetings In, New York
JastcMarc the board members. ylc
each for lunches and tll.M each for
dinners.
Albert Mills, -known as ''the brittle
man, died recently In London, Kntiand,
For twenty-nix years Mills, had suffered
front an obscure dlst-ate. which caused, a
shrinka,gc of bodUy stature and has
made nun the object of study by medical
men frohi all over the world. Before his
Illness he was five feet eight Inches in
height, but he. gradually shrank until at
the time or his death he was under -tour
fett high, having thua lost twenty Inch
In twenty-six year
Twice Told Tales
A Deep Cater.
Senator Frawley ld In Albany of a
corruptlonlst:
"He went In too deep. He was like the
bo)-.
"Motoring one summer day In the coun
try. I saw a boy who was going through
a strange performance. He hopped up
and down on his left foot, while he held
to his tight ear a large stone on which
ha tnppedtap, tap, Up 1th a smaller
one.
".My boy.' 1 said, "what on earth is
the matter?'
" 'Water In my ear,' the boy replied, as
lift continued his hopping and tapping.
"My own boyhood came back to me. I
remembered doing Just such things mv
eelf. " 'Aha.' I said, "I remember now. I.
too, my boy, have hopped and tapped'
like that when I v been swimming and
got water Jn my 'ear.'
' 't ain't been ewfmmlnY said tho boy.
" 'But how on earth, tfien ' I begaaj
"Been catln' watermelon, he Inter
rupted, calmly." Albany Argus.
SfiHgfrold.
"President Wilson's sangfroid is unfail
ing." said a diplomat; "aa unfailing as
his fund of anecdote.
"Apropos of the shipping rebate, I com
plimented the president on his sangfroid
th other day. He replied, with his dry
smite, that be tried to imitate the gravn
Jlffger. "A grave digger.- he explained, had the
habit of visiting the cemetery every plffht
at about midnight to see that all was go
lng well.
'Sotno bora decided to play a trick on
him. The dug a trench in a dark spot
which the travfdlguer always passe)
over, and ope ot their number, clothed
In a white sheet, hid behind a tree.
"The Kravedlgger at-midnight duly ap
peared, and, sure enough, .he stumbled
and fell Into the grave-
The the boy In the sheet stepped
forth and said In hollow toness
' 'What are you ddtng In my grave?'
" 'WJiat ate you doing out ot It?' the
gravedlgger calmly replled,"-WahIng-ton
Post
Delivered the Goods.
This happy Incident, which occurred In
a Philadelphia public school the other
day, shows that Ilttlo Willie Is not only
right on the phraseological Job, but finely
appreciative of a good thing.
The teacher waa hearing a class of
small youngsters in the spelling exercise,
several of whom fell down rather badly
on the word "mutton." Wishing to Im
press th word upon their mlnda the
teacher told them to- think of a sentence
oontalnlng It. Some silence and then the
waving nand of little Willie.
"Please, Miss Mary." he eagerly ex.
Claimed on being recognised, "I have
one!"
'All right. Wnile." responded tho
teacher, encouragingly. "VoU may tell It
to the class."
"Everybody," Impressively - announced
little Willie, "Is dead stuck 6n Mutt ah'
Jeff,"-Philadelphla. Telegraph. .
"T"' t
Thanks Awfully
WaltMStAn in Judg , 1
am ttuiW thankful, and'- oeaca
intern.
Bsams tnm "my eye,- as I sit here, with'
i anil iuii ox (urxey, cbko anu pie. ine
gods have all been smiling upon my mod-,
eet way) white others Wealth are plUng,
I'm poorer day by- day, I'm thankful
that, I'm busted, thai -I am shy or kale:.
assessors are disgusted when they get
on my trail.-
I often lbok around me upon the richer'
folk, and things T see confound roe and
make me 'glad I'm broke. W neighbor,
Croesus nussell, has wealth In eh(nlns'
stacks, and you should see him hustle to
pay his lncom taxi He anorla around
and rumbles, he rants and pawa the air,
he swears and sweats and grumbles, he
howls and tears his hair, He talks ot
confiscation and dances on his Vat, and
all throughout the , nation the rich tare
doing that! While I, who'd whoop and
holler and (all Into a swoon If I should
see a dollar jotpe, sunny, afternoon, am
feeling pert ad 'perk'yi (a"nd life seems
smooth and slick, my Innards full ot
turkey tht;J secured ion' tick!
my neignuor, i.ouoie viking, has money
by tho keg. and folks are alwa'a hlHInc
with sohemea to pull his leg. They camp
around his palace, they come from near
and far', hridneaViy bust a gallics, to catch
him In h's car. They bone him when he's
chilly they bone him when he's hot; they
chase him till he's silly, they swim be-
hind his yacht: Jhey tag him when he
fishes, they hide-beneath his bed, until
the poor men wishes that he was good
and deadU ' .'.
But I have no mich lrmihlon tnr T am
busted flftR U sit -here 'blowing bubbles
and playing with my cat. And no one
cpipes to bore me If one came to the
fence, I'd try and make him loan me, say.
C7 cents. The papers don't accuse me
of holding up tho poor:, the preachera
don't accuse me ot soiling all that's pure;
no agitator Itches to take me by the
throat; I'm not the man ot riches, the
universal goat.
Ive had a goodly plateful, of turkev.
cake and cheese, and I am truly grateful
for tilling thlnga like these; and I am
deeply thankful that I am short of care,
while men who have a bank full of coin
are In despair
Nebraska Editors
H. F. Atnsberry, who haa been foreman
ot the Callaway Courier-Tribune for sev
eral years, has taken over theleaae held
by It. K. RoUsh of Stapleton and Is now
sole editor and manager.
Editor M. A. Bancroft of the Wlnne
bago Chieftain, points with pride to a
two-Page ad In his latest Issue carried by
one of Winnebago's wideawake mer
chants. Ed L Runyon has purchased the Inter
est of his partner, L, L. Thompson, In the
People's Banner of David City and la now
editor and prpprietor. Mr. Runyon had
been publishing the paper under a leasing
arrangement since January 1, 1911
Mrs. Marie O'Donnell Weeks, editor ot
the Norfolk Press, got out a flae Booster
edition qt twenty-two pages' last week.
It Is well edited, beautifully and effec
tively Illustrated and clearly printed. It
la t-aslly entered to a place In the front
rank,
Karl Bpence. proprietor of the Franklin
News, got out a special edition ot his
paper last week announcing the result ot
the court house election In Franklin
county. He had the paper on the street
with an unofficial report of the vote ot
every precinct In the county In little
more than two hours after the poUs
(ctoa.
Lure of the Farm
Pittsburgh Dispatch: Mr, Brown being
about to retire from the New. York Cen
tral presidency, and Mr. Smith being-
elected to succeed htm, it seems that It
there Is a Mr. Jones on the operative
Start of thst road, he should take up the
Understudy for the leading position.
Philadelphia Record: When a boy ho
went to work on a. railroad as a section
hand. Three-fourths ot his CO years have
been spent In railroading, and for five
years he has been president of the New
York Central. It Is as 'rue now as It
ever was that there are great prizes for
those who have great abilities, and there
are future presidents of railroad com
panle now In 'machine shops, on Survey
lng parties and In freight offices.
New York World! Clnclnnatus at tho
plow kept one eye on Rome, and Farmer
Brown will doubtless know what Is hap
pening to the tariff on wheat and hoW
his credit stands with regional banks.
but the important thing Is the example
set by a railroad president In going back
to the land to spend his remaining years.
H Is altogether an Inspiriting example,
and It should bear weight with others who
profess the Inclination, but have not the
courage to follow It
Springfield Republican: The retirement
of William C. Brown, president of the
isew lork Central lines, Is not unex
pected, as he has been talking about It
for some time. The doren years of his
connection with the management as vce
president and president will be remem
bered m th time when the Work of elee
trirylng the New Tork Central in and
about New York City was dorte and the
Grand Central terminal reconstructed and
enlarged along plans designed not only
io meet luiure needs, nut to secure a re
turn to the company op buildings erected
In connection with the Improvement of
the station. Hoi only did much thought
go Into theso things, but the projection
Into the future Is expected to prove well
considered. Mr. Brown has many bust
ness interests In lows, whore he expects
to go and test his theory that there are
many satisfactions to be found In farm
lng.
Here and There
Since IS66 the United States govern
ment has paid out H,300,oe0,d00 Jn pen
sions. Portugal wants to negotiate a loan of
$fO,OCO,000 for the purpose of reorganising1
the Army and navy.
electricity for light and power costs
rU Cents per unit In Edinburgh, Scotland.
The Omaha rate Is 12 rents per unit for
light and 6 cents per unit (or power.
Sir John 8tmon, the new attorney gen
eral of Great Britain, Is , an apostle of.
free trade, a lawyer with a brilliant
record, and an effective political cam
paigner. Suicides in Berlin during October
reached record, figures. Nine' out of every
ten deaths are ascribed 'to the gambling
mania which pervades the German capi
tal and most of Kurdpe.
Official statistics show that the ex
penses of the governments ot the world
Increased W per cent since 1906. The an
nual interest charge On tho' national debts
or the world fdots jup l,73S.05.0W.
;TlM Pmlsh battleship Empress ot
InaufL completed In 1(M at a" Cost ot
11,(10,400, was recently used as a floating
target for drcadnaughts, shot full ot
h6!es and sunk. Twenty years ago It was
considered the "last word" In naval
armament.
.King Ferdinand of Bulgaria Is prolong
ng his visit to Austria to suspicious
l ngth". hoping tho .Wrath of his. subjects
will cool down and. Insure- reasonable
safety for his hide. Tho Bujgnr king is
practicing what American railroad of
ficials Are preaching;, "Safety first."
The esteemed Mulal Iloxld, pne time
Sultan ot Morocco. Is reported to have
been kidnaping by Bedouins near Mecca.
Mulal has been' given a comfortable
financial cushion by the French govern
ment as a reward for past favors. Possi
bly the kidnapers desire a slice ot the
cushion,
i Kaiser WUhelm Is reported to be much
distressed by decreasing attendance at
State churches. In some ot the south
German states the fee for a declaration
Of abandonment of the church) has been
raised to 25. and If the tee Is not paid
the member? must pay the tax for the
support ot the Church.
About Women
Alice Stone Blackwtll. editor of the
Woman's Journal, has translated about
sixty Armenian peons Into English. They
represent a variety of authors from the
tenth to the nineteenth century.
Mrs. John Purroy Mitchtl, who Is one
of the beat-dressed women In New York,
and sw.eetly feminine In evry way,
acknowledged that she is not only In
terested Ih. the- woman suffrage . cause,
but Is an earnest advocate ot votes for
women,
One ot the most active women In the
suffrage rnovemeht ta Mrs. Belva Lock
wood, who Is no.w over W years of age,
and has but recently returned from Eu
rope, where she made an extended trip
to various Capitals In tho Interest ot the
franchise of women.
They are talking about making a law
In Sweden to allow a woman to make
tho marriage proposal. No one seems to
know that there Is an Jaw that forbids
a woman to do that. But the American
Woman has a better way. She does not
propose herself, but she makes the man
propose. No one but herself could ever
jell how she does It,
The Oerman Housewives' association
gives prises In New York each year to
those servants who have lived a be rial n
length of time In one place. Forty girls
had been two years In one home and
Rosa lUhn. received 110 for being seven-,
teen years In her place. It Is fpuod-.that
the premium plan is much fetter;, than
paying money to emp'.oymerU agencies,
so msiy women have joined It.
The countess of Warwick has accepted
a position aa editor of the women's page
In the London Pally Sketch. She Is also
said to be writing a series of moving pic
ture show dramas.. The countess of War
wick was known as a young woman as
'Babbling Brooke," oecause -of some- card
scandal in which King Edward wais?yoa
cemra, wnion ana waa aupposvi sctjaara
told. She was then Lady Brpoki
ntflcnrr ot tliR Laest.
Baltimore American. '
The Delaware officials who faVofthe
lash for white slavers are backed by' the
facts In the rase ot the English law on
the subject This class of criminals began
a prompt .exoritis from thst country when
the whipirlng-post waa made part of the
puulshinent ror conviction of white-sia.
ery,
SPICE FOE THE FEAST.
"Why docs a man have to Hire a law
yer for every little thing? Ain't the law
plain 7"
"Tou don't understand A good lswyer
can take any law and prove that it
doesn't mean what It says Washington
Herald.
The Lady Orator What we need Is a
group of economic laws that will relieve
the parents of nil responsibility for the
upbringing or character-shaping of chil
dren of the nation.
(Tumultuous applause.)
A Voice Arayou a parent?
The Orator Sure, I'm the mother of
six and can't control a single one of emf
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
I tell you, sir, each new day confronts
us with a pr6blem that has to be solved
Take your case, tor instance you have
two daughters Just growing into woman
hood. I call this a problem that you
mut face at once, don't you?"
"I understand you thoroughly. Right
now the problem wth my wife and me
Is to keep Maud and Ella from buying
matinee tickets to the problem plays."
St. Louis Repuhlic.
The self-made man stalked into the
office ot a great financier with whom
he had an appointment,
"You probably don't remember me." he
began, "but twenty years ago when I was
a poor messenger boy you gave me a
message to carry."
"Tes. jes!' cried tr.o T nancler. "Where's
the answerr Christian Herald,
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anel immediately gives re
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THANKSGIVING THOUGHTS.
Kdmund Vance Cooke.
Come! Let na take 'our prated prayers,
r1ew them And exnmlne;
Are they because our feast IS full while
others share a famine? a u.
Are they because we ride, the road which
others pick and shovri? j -
Are they because our Wills are wide
while others crowd a hovel? -Are
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while some aro rawed by weather,?,,
Or Are they only for the gifts we all mas'
share together? i
Thanks are not thknks which only make
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Or only by another's pain to gauge a eN
fish pleasure. '
Thanks Are not thanks whose Words are
stones to pelt a lesser brother, '
Or thAt We make our blessedness the
burdtn of another.
Thanks are n6t thanks for tender palms
that Others be as leather;
Thanks are but thanks ror such good
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Give us to know the. larger day whl6h
deprecates Thanksgiving. . .
Save for the universal feast which.
spreads for alt the living.. rrr
Give us to pray the larger prayer whereby
our senses quicken . "
And sees no gain In any good whereby
anotfieris stricken. . ;
Give us to scorn the captured spoil Which
asks no why or whether,
Give us to toll toward ,that gain which
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How the Remedy for Catarrh
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TTHIS terrible disease fiaj .'
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JSy the tiettt
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could not prevent the trouble '
beginning all over again.
On test cases, he Could
completely remove all signs
of Catarrh from nose and
throat, but in a few weeks
they were back.
Tht Elixir,
taken into tht
stomach, hat a
direct influence
the m
ctus membranes
of tht body and
cutis the dis'
tait by rtmov
inr th! caust.
Goes to the Root of
Stopped-up noset
Constant "frog-in-the-throat"
Nasal discharges
HsW king and spitting
Snoring at night
Bad Breath
Frequent coldi .
Difficult breathing '.
Smothering sensation in dreamt
, Sudden flu ot sneeilng ,',-:,'' i
Dry mucus irniose '
and any of the other symptom!
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