r4 LLh IShb: UAIAHA, A1UADA1, IS U V bAlBJiiU 24, 191J. I THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD HOS15WATER VICTOR nOSEWATEn, EDITOR SEE BriUUNO, FARKAM AND 17TH. Entered at Omaha postotfloe as second fclass matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Sunday Be, one year fw Saturday Bee, one year Rally Bee, without Sunday, one year.. 4.00 Ily Bee, and Sunday, one year .w Evening and Sunday Bee, per month. .400 Evening, without Sunday, per month.. 26o Bally Bee, including Sunday, per roo..Hc Dally Bee, without Sunday, per month.45o Address all complaint of Irregularities In deliveries to City Circulation Dept. mrtTlTTlMnH. Remit by draft, express or postal order, payable to The Bee Publishing company. Only S-cent stamps received In payment of small accounts. Personal checks, ex cept on Omaha, and eastern exchange, not accepted. ' OFFICES. Omaha The Bee building. South Omaha-U N attest. Council Bluffs-H North Main street. I,lncoln-H Little building. Chicago-m Hearst building. New York-Room 1108. 136 Fifth avenue. St. Louls-M New Bank of Commerce. Washington-723 Fourteenth St.. N. W. nnnnKOtinMnllNrr. Communications relating to new; and editorial matter should be addresed Omaha Bee. Editorial department. OCTOBER CmCULATlON. 51,725 State of Nebraska, County of Douglas, ss. Dwtght Williams, circulation manager f The Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn, says that the average dally circulation for the month of October, SSl was TStfa. DWIOIIT Wir.I-.IAMS, via. wa clrcuUUon Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to Wore m. this SSSf Notary Public. SaW.erlbtrs leaving the city tanssernrtlr ekowl have The Beq tMtI te thrw. Aldrs will be Ttfcanr'rt a ef ten as requested. More glory for Nebraska in this pear's foot ball record. Good road and good road con .tracts are too widely different things, heugh. "iBterreae,'' says William R. Hearst. Strange bow the president disobeys him. I , , Those who know John Llnd do not (expect him to cash it in at the chau Jauquas next season. Paying taxes is a patriotic privilege o the habitual toxdodgor when ho finally finds ho cannot escape. They must hare boon pUylng tho tld game of 'hop-sklp-and-a-Jumn frraea they named Hotch Hotchy. For a man who has been put off fft-atch so many times, Samuel Qomp ers seems to held his ova tolerably fwell. I When 8 u tear gets into the legisla ture will the dowa-trodden boss of fTawraany send word that "I'm the Nine sld Charlie?" Are yeu reading The Bee's series d articles oh Omaha's public schols? Start sow, and you will sot want to fells a oaa of them. AJMsg the ceasplcuous figures on the Mexlcfca horixon Just now, the Baaquo-Hke ghost of the murdered JHadero looms large. But the fact that San Francisco's fcsayer sella a church building undor the hammer, is not intended by the mayor as a knock on religion, Secretary Bryan says the State de partment is not o concern itself with trade. Look but or we may get the short a ef that Mexican deal. 1 : President Wilton refused to tee a Chi ta) yaafcsr. News Note. Mays after looking over tk wed tag preaeata, he found enough mea in tide ever the winter. FreeMeat Genpera and hta friends n the America Federation of Labor lira to he congratulated on setting liesaselvsB affaiast I. W, W.lsm stronger than ever. Everything la season, and every thing se&Maable. We aro free to con fess that we would much prefer a few vaapyy com uays more in Keeping with the calendar. For a layman untutored In "pro fewtaal ethics," Mayor Jim did a xeod js in denying the lawyer's re tjaeet for the introduction or the children into that domestic scandal aired before tbe city commissioners. Lincoln's charter campaign Is a continuatlng the issue of home rule, and strangely enough those who ore stroagest for home rulo for the Fill ylBoi, for the Mexicans and for the Cubans are loudest against home rule for Lincoln. Our democratic friends used to complain because more trust mag nates were not mado to serve prison terms. Has any pne heard of any high-up anti-trust law violators being sent to Jail since the democrats took charge of the government machinery? A dispute is now on as to the pro per wording of the last democratic platform declaration on banking and currency reform. As commonly printed and quoted, it proclaims op pealtlpa to the Aidrlch plan "or" to tb staeMshment of a central bank rvhlle it is contended by insiders that when adopted it was a declaration of opposition to the Aidrlch plan "for" the establishment of a central bank "which can be constructed to make all the difference In the world. Men and Methods. "America Is training men for all kinds of service except that of the public," said Clinton Roger Wood ruff, addressing the National Munic ipal league. He deprecated tho fact that it was almost, If not qulto im possible, to supply the demand for city government experts. Tho chances are the supply far exceeds the demand, that is, the de mand that has been put into a seri ous search for the right kind of men. If cities went after their public serv ants tho satno way that private busi ness concerns employ theirs, strictly on the basis of their fitness, they would find very llttlo difficulty In supplying their demands. The only Berlous lack is probably in the peo ple's Intelligence of selection on such a basts. Cities that continue to experiment with various fads and methods of government may, after all, have tho cart before the horse. Maybo If they placed the balance of emphasis on men instead of methods they would get along better. The ad vance agents of tho commission form of city government In heralding it made much of the argument that it would Invariably draw tho best of men into the offices and dofy tho old tricksters of ward politics to main tain their control of affairs. Yet are thero no object lessons to provo the fallacy of such claims? Go about tho country and boo how many fall downs the commission plan has made. Even boforo it is out of Its swaddling clothes, other plans and forms are being agitated and intro duced, the latest of which Is tho city manager plan, Tho Bee's original contention was that the commission form, against which wo are not inveighing, was as good as its personnel and no better. The same thing probably will prove true of the city manager and all other forms. What, it seems to us, most needs changing Is the selection of our public- servants. Until wo make sure of getting men of capacity anu training, the best plan of govern ment will always glvo us serious trouble. Building Up Our Muiic. Reginald do Kovcn and other ex ponents of higher criticism havo gono on record before tho American Academy of Arts, and Letters as fa voring ragtime and grand opera in English. "All opera," says De Ko von, "must be sung in English." Now the lesser lights may take that as their cue without feeling they have done violence to their "pro digious .technique." No doubt, it will be much more common from now on to hear similar expressions. Of course suoh a pronouncement will please the simple layman, who never could fathom the niceties of the art of paying three prices to hear a company of singers warble some thing' in a foreign tongue so that he could not possibly understand a word of It. But ho . went on pa tiently paying the three prices be cause he was told that it would not be grand opera if sung in the vul gar, inexpressive English language. Yet this is what Reginald de Ko- Ten says: "English Is second to none as a singing language." And he was applauded by the academicians. Out sentiment has undergone a change in our country la this re spect. The demand for English grand opera began, to assume form and force when the popularity of grand opera really took root. So we ewe something to the foreign singing, after all. It afforded a very good vehicle of introduction and it would be a poor commentary on opera and us, too, If the demand did not now arise for the English rendering, But art has its practical side, and as De Koven points out, English grand opera In America will not only subserve the artistic purposes, but alike the sturdy ends of practical business, which aro nover entirely lost sight of by the true artist. "It will open the doors of opportunity in their own country to thousands of American singers now 'barnstorm ing In Europe at 'starvation' sala ries," says De Kovcn, And we may be sure, too, that It will serve really to popularize grand opera and place It within the reach of the masses of America, as It has long been in Eu ropean countries. That is actually th0 best part of It all. As to ragtime, perhaps De Koven kind words are even more surprising and to be appreciated than what ho says on opera. "Do not decry rag time and popular songs," he asserts, "They are building up our music as It should bo, from the bottom up, not the top down." He indicates a re markable Improvement within the decade in our popular songs, which. In connection with our lack of folk songs, seems to Justify the appeal for tho ragtime. Surely anyone with an car for a simple tune will admit the radical difference between the rag time of today and that of fifteen years ago, when it got its start. The scholarly gentleman who tried to find out what would happen to him if he landed in Omaha "broke" describes his dismal experience so graphically that it ought to take Omaha off the map as an attractive resort for penniless wanderers. But it will do nothing of the kind, as Omaha has always been a bright and beckoning spot for the genus hobo. lopkin Backward , ymj)sy in Omaha (oxrars rsoM an nut .a- 1 -T XX) VOIDER St. Thirty Years Ago The new Oermanla hall at Nineteenth and Harney was inaugurated with ap propriate Ceremonies. The committee of arrangements Included: Phil Andres, O. Sloccher. If. Rosenswetg, O. Balrd and John Blechel. Those participating In the program Included Hon. Charlea Kauff man, Mayor Chase, I. 8 Hascall, Q. liar thun, II. Haubens, O, F. H carman and O. Frank. The city council railroaded through an ordinance granting the Omaha Belt Rail way company right of way through cer tain streets and the ordinance wan signed by tho rnayor on tho spot. Credit for pulling off the stunt was accorded Colonel Frank Hanlon, representing the Union Pacific and Gould Interests. Rabbl If, Baft conducted his Initial services for the congregation Israel In Central hall. It Is said that Rev. Baft Is the first rabbl to be located In the state of Nebraska. W. J. Cuddy left for Caldwell. Idaho, where he will engage In the newspaper business. Four children, two boys and two girls, were christened at Ttvoll hall, according to the ceremonies of the socialist order, under the auspices of the local branch of the International Socialist association. Fred Rhue, the organizer, officiating. The names of the children are Max Fer dinand Hoffman, Henry Julius Hoffman. Katie Midnight and Matilda Trefold. This christening Is not a religious form, but indicate that the parents are willing to have the children reared under the nrln- clples of the order. Nebraska lodge Knights of Pythias cel ebrated Its fifteenth anniversary with a program of muslo and dancing- Twenty Years Ago - The latest news from Washington on the appointment of surveyor of customs in urnaha. Indicated that James H. Mc- snane. brother of ti.anmMmin m. flh&ne, would land It, He was said to be favored by Secretaries 3. Sterling Mnrinn and John O. Carlisle. The subject. "The MrrantlL Hu, was discussed before tho historic-econo mic section of the Unity club. Pnn.n were first read by Mrs. PerHn ani mi.. Duval and then Victor Itoeewatir led the discussion. Lucius W. WakeMv. nt h rhlvn Burlington & Qulncv fretrht nftic and his family, arrived from Hot Springs, B. V. Hamr Cov. . VHl South Thlrtv.fmi.4h street, a IT-ycar-old youth, had a fright ful fan five stories down an elevator shaft at the Merchants National hunk. He was picked up unconscious and badly Injured Internally, but, it was said, with every hope of recovery. His escape from death was regarded as almost miraculous. The iworu of rubllo works let the con tract for paving Douglas street from STorty-seoond to Forty-fourth to Alf Bralnerd at lo cents per square foot. The two men who had been mimvdeil of stealing from a church on South Thirteenth street, were apprehended and Imprisoned In default of tl.SOO ball. Ten Years Ago When the city council called President Harry B, Zlmrnan on the carpet for fall ing to sign the resolution of October 29, extending the Omaha Oas company's con tract, he started something' by retorting that he hesitated to sign it because of the Irregular manner In which City Clerk Etboura had bundled the document. This set off a large-sited bomb and the air was soon filled with the choicest kind of words, but blows were averted. Robert Ifdraon and hla company pre sented "Soldiers of Fortune" to a large audience at the Boyd. Mr. and Mrs. M. Loftus returned from Kansas City, when they attended the funeral of their niece, Miss Jennie Bunts, who died of pneumonia. An announcement curat to Omaha from ISdgar Howard, editor of the Columbus Telegram, to the effect that Mark O. Perkins, for years manager of the Ameri can In Omaha, had bought a half Interest In Howard's paper and would go to that town and take hold. Mrs, Caroline Maxwell Estabrook whose body was brought from Klberon. N. J., where she died, to Omaha in Colonel Tl. 0. dowry's private car, was buried In Prospect lift! cemetery with servlc con ducted by Rev. Newton Mann ot Unity church. Accompanying the body from the east were Colonel dowry, the son, IT. X). Estabrook and Mrs. Estabrook, Mrs. Karl D. Roehlfng, Mrs. E. A. Btglow, T, P. Cook and F. J. Scherer. Some of the pioneer cltlsens acted as honorary pall lioarers, General J. C. Cowln, General C F. Manderson, Judge Doane, Judge K. Wokeley, Edward Rosewater, Dr. George It. Miller, Herman Kountto, Frank Murphy, George A. Hoagland and George Van prman. Around the Cities Des Moines' Charity ball cleared Ii . 013. GO tho best ever. Atlanta, Ga., has adopted the Initiative, referendum and recall. Flndlay, a, citizens In a six weeks' campaign have killed 101S rats. Attleboro, Mass., prohibits all ragtime dances, silt skirts and transparent gowns. Chicago authorities are Inevatlgatlng taxican rates with a view to forcing re ductions. New York how has a municipal com plaint bureau, whither cttxens may re sort to -kick." Cleveland Is compelled to retrench be- cause every city department faces a deficit In funds before January 1. A total ot 1.T7I.1SS.5SS cash fares were collected on New York's local tramit lines last year, Traffic increases faster than the population. Sioux City's publlo school property is valued at fi,Z9,30o, bonded debt, MT.00IX The plant consists ot twenty-six buildings and ten vacant lots. Cn'uncll Bluffs, through the Nonpareil, puts up a lively kick against increasing state taxation. The total levr tor all purpose In the city Is 101 mills. Out of eacn Iioi paid In taxes the state get H.W the city I3S.7S, the county fij.jo, publlo schools SCT.tS, Salt Lake City Is tickled from crown to toe with a promise of the of the Gould system ef raltroads, in creased output of Utah coal and the electrification of the Denver ft Rio Grande railroad, from Grand Junction to Salt Lake City, as miles. President Bush handed the package of promises to the Salt Lake City Commercial lub Twice Told Tales Had nettrr Lack. They were talking about the medical fraternity at a recent social affair, when Senator Benjamin T. Bhlvely of Indiana recalled the case of Jake Adams, the farm hand. ' One day Jake, who was new to thj community, was taken ill and his em ployer sent him with a note to the fam ily doctor In town. On the following morning the patient returned to the farm considerably Improved. "Vou. are looking a whole lot better, Jake," remarked the boss. "Did yoU have any trouble finding the doctor?" "No, his name was on the door," an swered Jake, "hut I didn't go to the one you sent me to." "Tou didn't," wonderlngly responded the farmer, "why not?" "Because," replied Jake, "undr bU name on the door it said 10 to 1, whllo under the name of the other doctor waa 8 to 6." "Well, what In the world has that got to do with It?" demanded the puzzled farmer. "Everything," answered Jake, "8 to 3 la a whole lot better chances than 20 to 1, ain't It?" Washington Star. Simply Dreadful. They were speaking about the unfa mlltarity of a certain person with the classical authors the other day, which reminded ConETcasman Thomu ftlia. gher of Illinois of Gwendolyn's Aunt Hannah. Gwendolyn, who lives In a bl cltv. went down In the country to nDend a part of the heated season with her aunt. one afternoon Aunt Hannah went to call on some friends in the neighborhood, leaving Gwendolyn alone with h msida In the big farm house. I hope you haven't been verv Innalr. dear," solicitously remarked Aunt Han nah, on her return home in the evening. "What nave you been doing all the afternoon?" "I haven't been a bit 1nn.lv Anntv. dear," sweetly replied Gwendolyn. "I spent me enure afternoon In the ham mock with my beloved Robert Browning." "What's that I" exclaimed the wanrial. Iscd Aunt Hannah. In a cold, hard voice. Jfeaiiy, Gwendolyn. I can't oermlt auen doings. If It occurs again I shall cer tainly write to your motUer!"-Phllad1. phla Record. Her Eye Upon Him. A well known 'writer was present re cently at a dress rehearsal of a rnmi' played by amateurs. The rehearsal went wen, dui me nero. u , seemed rather hard and cold. Thn nnvalUt In n k. next to a charming woman of middle age. ttno said at the end of the third act: "It goes beautifully, doesn't It?" ueautiruiiy." -aid the gentleman. 'But B doesn't make - - ,w uini pretty girl In as ardant a .- Could Wish. His lovi.makln I .t strikes me as very tame and spiritless." xne woman rrowned. "He won't put any more spirit in it wmu tv eye on him. let me tell you." she said. i m jura, u ."New York Mall. Editorial Sif tings Chicago Record-ITeraM' Bfw,l.l f wfcrwwn, UU1- mlssioner Llnd remains at Vera Crus. He is likely to be able to. talk Spanish flu- s.ivtj uitvro nu jod. is finished. Boston TranscriDt; Th.r. 1. . th the republican managers In quest of a presidential candidate will have to get up a more alluring prospectus If they hopo to entice Charles E. Hughes from a comfortable life Job. Brooklyn Eaxle: Manv rtrin.h i.n. lords havo called Lloyd-George's bluff about a land trust by offering to sell cheap. In the absenoe of a parliamentary .n fcriiuiuna- mm to Duy, the experi ment waa sar and satisfactory. Minneapolis News: Judging from the Washington forecasts, a nniiv effort is soon to be made to unscramble inoso interlocking dlrecsoraiMi that havs proved (n 'be such effectlv v1.K .... ing machines. And It will doubUees re quire a very serious effort to accomplish anything. Baltimore American: A Jersey lias cells equipped with shower hatha well-cushloned walls and cork floors. All that la now needed for the moaern prison with all the comforts of home Is a garage attached, with some Up-tO-daie Can tO ziVA thn Inmilu .... ular airings for the. benefit of their neaim. Philadelphia Ledger: Man ram. and woman came after, and she's been alter mm ever since. 86 runs the old proverb. It hi repealed dsiiv. a mn went to Jail Just to find out how It was. Now two women have followed his ex. ample. They found it hard, especially when they could not have their hair washed as they wanted it. The moral Is for both sexes to keep out of Jail.' Stories in Figures Winnipeg. Man., will expend SU,E09,OC3 for Its new water supply system. There are 4T.6SS letter boxes In Britain, not yet destroyed by suffragettes. Philippines annually produce more than 4.00O.000,0oD cigarettes In lSlS exports totaled tt.Ott.O0O. California 1913 citrus crop la estimated St 9,000 cars. Jemons being placed at J.fflO cars and oranges at 2C.2S5 cars. Wages distributed to white miners In British South Africa during the first six months ot 1113 totaled Its, 0GO, 000. There are 714 state banks In Nebraska and their deposits Increased III.M.SU dur ing the year ending June S0 1913. Mineral water produced and sold In the United States last year totaled 6I.ni.HH gallons, having an average value ot 1014 cents. The production of potato flour In Hol land Increases rapidly from year to year and the product la also steadily finding markets abroad. The total production la now not leas than 275,000,000 pounds an nually. Calculations based on present market prc of (arm products, the value of this year's crop of corn, wheat, oats and potatoes raised in Nebraska totals SIM. K2.007, compared with n4S.S7.ClS tor the same crops ot last year. Railroad BslUtsvsc la Soatk America. Philadelphia Ledger. Those who are studying South America should give spedtl atUntlon to the fact that the rails of the great Chilean rail way from Iqulque to Puerto Montt have been Joined and that the length of the line Is 1.SM miles. Great events are in progress In the continent below us and our people should t studying Us devel opments and Its marvelous possibilities niame for Auto Accident. OMAHA, Nov. 2t-To the Editor of The Bee: Just three little words explain why lives of Omaha citizens are dally en dangered by speeding automobiles, mo torcycles and street cars: "Lack of sys tem" that explains It In a nutshell. If when a speeder Is arrested, the police Judge fined him a minimum amount fot the first offense, three times as much for the second offense, double that for the third, and twice the size of the third fine, coupled with a stiff Jail sentence for the fourth conviction, there would be less speeding. The city prosecutor should have It put up to him In a manner that would leave no doubt In his mind as to why and the wherefore, so that he could be on hand to prosecute appeal cases, which doubtlessly would be numer ous at first, with the energy that the problem demands. Mayor Dahlman should be given to un derstand that It Is possible for him to misinterpret the words "good fellow" by using his pardoning power too freely for a,uto speeders. Police Commissioner Ryder and dilcf Dunn should be made to undersUnd that one person Is no better than any other when If comes to the speed ordinance. Although It can not be proven, tho Im pression Is strong that any number of speed maniacs are allowed to go scot free Just because they happen to be friendly with high city officials. The authorities should stop allowing sympathy, friend ship or pull to continue to endanger Uvea In the same way the street car com pany is allowed to go Its way, unmolested, While some of Its high-geared motormen grind out human lives. Several times during the last year, street car motor men have failed to heed the warning gongs of police and fire wagons and have wrecked apparatus and endangered the lives of humbler city employes. No law suits nor arrests followed, for the reason, apparently, that the city does not wish trouble with the corporation. If there was some kind or a system to the city government's control of autos there would be less danger to pedestrians. And tn closing, it might be added, that it would not be a bad Idea to make the licensing and examination of drivers, whether owners or not, more real. B. FTora Auditorium Purchase. OMAHA, Nov. 28. To the Editor of Tho Bee Much discussion Is being had at this time over tho purchase of the Audi torium by the city. It seems to me that this is purely a business proposition and should be discoursed from a business standpoint. The city has never proposed to vote bonds for any purpose whatever that there are not some who will take down their hammer and begin to knock. Nearly every taxpayer in the city will agree that the city needs an auditorium In whloh to hold conventions, concerts and other large gatherings. The need being evident, the question arises, where shall the Ity buy and what Is It going to cost to erect a building suitable for said purposes? location Is the first and foremost thing to be considered. Whore can the city find a location as central and convenient for an auditorium an the old site. I venture to say that, a halt block of ground situated as the old Auditorium Is, near to hctels, close to all the large retail, wholesale and office buildings and convenient to all street car lines cannot "be had at this time or five years hence for anything near what the old Auditorium can be bought for today. Whlla the building Itself is not Just tn our liking or what the city would erect If it was o build a new one, yet thn presenf. building Is not altogether Inade quate and a cracker box as some would have tin believe. It Is well built and Wltb small expenditure can be put tn shape for years to come. From an Investment standpoint a big majority of the real estate men think the Auditorium a good buy for the price and can readily be sold to private parties as an Investment. To Isaac the property for five years or more, without the privilege ot buying at tho end of the lease at the price given the city today would, In my Judgment be a mistake. Unless nil signs fall, this property as well as all other property centrally located will enhance In value very materially In the next few years. The objectors to buying now might be surprised at the value placed upon thn property five or ten years hence. Tak ing present conditions and future pros pects into consideration and In favor of the city buying the auditorium at the price offered and think It & good Invent, ment at that. W. O. 8HRIVER. Would Take It Out on ttic Taxis. OMAHA. Nov. 2J.-To the Editor of The Bee: Don't you think that it's about time to clip the wings of these taxi drivers and also the taxi com panies? After witnessing the accident Friday evening and tho way that driver wan mowing down tho people it seems to me to be about time that the citizens of Omaha were doing something, if the city authorities will not check this reckless driving vn Ihe part of the taxi companies then the people of Omaha must step forth and put these companies out of business If necessary. The public, as a whole, would be better If there were r-o such things as taxlcabs. Because about all they are used for Is to haul men and women back and forth from questionable places. I trust that the Omaha Automobile elub and other publlo spirited organizations will get together and take Immediate steps toward eliminating this Inhuman manner In which these taxi companies' cars are operated. JOHN J. MULVIHILL. Around the Cities Chicago has put to work a ''cost of living" commission with ample salary at tachment. In 80 out of SO New York divorce cases the women in the proceedings were, blondes. Brooklyn is steadily crowding New York In voting population. "The City of Churches" is now only KOOft behind the old city in registered voters. Salt Lake City agitators have formed a Municipal Ownership league which has declared tor ownership and operation ot all publlo utilities. Sioux City is viewing with pride plana for a union depot to cover a block of ground at the foot of Nebraska street The next thing IS to get railroad officials enthused. Cleveland's new charter Is being at tacked in the courts. The reduction In number ot saloons affected by state law out the city's revenue by 8609,000, which complicates the operation ot an enlarged municipal machine. People Talked About Ruby Tillon, aged 11. daughter of Po Uoeman E. P. Tilton of Springfield, Mass., planted a few squash seeds in her father's garden. One ot the squashes, which Is on exhibition In a store, weighs over fifty pounds and measures fifty two and one-half by fifty Inches. ThO annual blowout of the North Da kota division of the Ananias club at Bis niarck had to content Itself with a brief note of declination from Judge Alton B. Parker, democratic candidate for presi dent In 1904. The Judge regarded a blow out as a violation of club rules which forbid festivities during the absence from home of the president emeritus of the organization. Harry D. Todd of Kansas City, whose specialty wan automobile specialties, by means ot Ananias fiction overworked his credit some 160,000 and got away with the cash. Tour Uncle Samuel then took Harry in hand, not because Harry got the money, but for tainting the malls with hot air. The latter specialty cost htm a fine ot 81,20 and three years In the Leavenworth penitentiary. THESE GIRLS OF 0UES. "Jim kissed Mame while they were out In the boat trying to hook trout." "Well, that was a kiss appropriate to the occasion." "In what way?" "Wasn't It a fishing smack?" Balti more American. "Last night," said Mr. Henpeck. "I dreamed that I was In heaven." "And was I there with you?" his "Certainly not. If you had been there with me how could It have been heaven?" Chicago Record Herald. Her Partner If you are tired of danc ing, Mrs Newrocks, we'll sit down and have a little tete-a-tete, shall we? Mrs. Newroclt Oh, dear me, no, thanks. After such a big supper I really couldn't eat another thing. Boston Tranecript. Maid: "Thieves got Into a houce In this street last night snd stole all the sliver." Mlftresn: "vhat stupid people to leave tilings unlockod. Whose house was t?" Maid: "It was No. 7." Mistrees: "Why that Is our house!'' Maid: "Yes' ma'am, but I did not want to frighten you." New York Mail. 'In the stone age," said Mr. Meekton, In tones that trembled a little," a man proposed by hitting a woman with a hammer." "Yes," replied h!s wife, with a steely Growing children need good, plain food tSSh some' 'rasa prc, rich BsIBBl buttcrine Armour's HgHBS GlendsJe. Give it to the EiJSBL children on their hreftd. Kjk4r jw You won't hare to stint K P them, for it costs less ffr mi and tastes better than wfVsr most butter. N AMOUKCMTANV taMMii WINTER TRIPS TO FLORIDA, THE GULF COAST AND CUBA.... NOW is the time for planning a visit to the Sunny South. Favorable round trip excursion tickets on Bale daily to all important winter resorts. ROUND TRIP FARES FROM OMAHA: Jacksonville 50.50 Miami $72.60 Palm Beach $69.00 St. Petersburg . . .$62.10 New Orleans $41.00 Havana Return limit, June 1, 1914, excepting New Orleans tickets to this point bearing return limit of May 15, 1914. Liberal stop over privileges. Choice of scenic routes. FOURTEEN SPLENDID TRAINS Luxuriously equipped, are operated on fast schedules between Omaha and Chicago, via the Chicago and Northwestern Railway, Convenient connections with fast trains on all lines to and from the South and Southeast. For full particulars apply at ticket offices, CHICAGO AND NORTHWESTERN RAILWAY 1411-13 Famam Street, Omaha, Nebraska. glare, "but thv are careful not to say what happened after thry went to house keeping and the woman got her hands on a few crude but hefty cooking uten s Is." Washington Star. WAITING AT THE RIO GRANDE. (Will someone kindly dash oft a little song, entitled, "Waiting at the Rio Grande?" Bee, 17th.) Waiting at the Rio Orande Are "constitutes" with contraband; But Uncle Bam won't let 'em leave our land, So Huerta and his tyranny still stand. If Prexy Woodrow only had the sand, ' He'd let 'em cross that Rio Grande; And soon Carranza.-s nervy little band Would 'stabltsh peace In fighting Mexy land. Omaha. B. D. L. We're waiting at El Pasd until Woodrow says to go; Our guns and swords are polished up we're ready for the .foe; We're prepared for old Huerta and the time Is now at hand To fold our tents and make a dash across the Rio Grande. Then, what's the use ot waiting and tak ing such abuse, When we have such a splendid fleet near the town of Vera Crux? Tell our admiral, Put the boys ashore and make a firm stand, ti While our men march through Eagle Pass across the Rio Grande. Start like this and keep a-gotng with the flag of Uncle Sam, . And plant it in Nogaies, in the land ot old Carran(za); a Then notiry Boss Huerta that he'll hear our regiment bsnd, When we beat the drums at Brownsville snd cross the Rio Orande. . ' We sent John Llnd to Mexico and also . Bayard Hale, ... And they used the greatest Judgment In keeping out of Jail: Thoeo special trains of Huerta'a to take them overland . . . iWtere never used by Llnd or Hale below the Rio Grande. Our patience has- been tested with these greasers In old Mex, And our boys along the border are get ting mighty vexed; So we're looking tor a mixup out In So nora's sand. When our khaki lads will break the brush along the Rio Grande. This dove of peace and grape Juice talk ' we hear so much sbout . . Will never tame Boss Huerta or starve old Carranza out; The thing to do and do it now-'ls to take this fertile land ; And open up more homesteads below the Rio Grande. V John Bull and Kaiser Wllhelm are now waiting for a chance - - , To get control of Mexico and divide It up with France: While waiting oh the Powers to lend us a helping hand we Kissimmee 59.50 Palatka $53.50 St. Augustine $52.80 Tampa $62.10 Mobile 41.00 $87.00 may lose an asset we noyr own south of the Rio Grande. S I