THE BEE: OMAHA, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1913.
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Svbaertbera 1 car Ins: the city
temporarily shoal have The Bee
mailed io then. Andreas Trill be
changed often na relocated.
It seems to us that high horse has
dene service before
Omaha Is the gateway, with all
Nebraska and the west back of It.
To dato, however, no congressman
u offerd to amend the Monroe doc
trUft.
i Cincinnati held a James Whitcomb
JUley day, which shows that poets do
net always have to die to have, "their
day."
"Eggs Take Another Drop," says
a headline. But it ie the advance
that comes to near breaking tho
shell. 1
The "safe and sane" element of
the American Federation of Labor
still seems to command thd majority
cf vote.
Wrm eur- Water heard boa geeo
tao streg for his associate Water
feearders te fellow him it must be
pretty, raw.
",W will not 'surrender," we will
fight." Ke, net Huerta, -Chief Black
Horse ef Navmjes or tha summit ot
JteautlfHl neuatala.
t Dyten, O., sew wants Colonel
0etMats as city manager. Colonel
Gesthal la a big enough, man,
though, far Uncle 8am te hold onto.
Nat Chicago man who got a black
(fe and 16 fine for winklig at a
pretty woman is In a fine- position to
Woteat against the high cost of flirt
Jng.
The woods are full of ambitious
Commercial club commissioners will
tug ts earn the salary, and yet It Is
hard te find the right man for tho
plae.
A -fa! lew fee-Is as If he would like
te sy a kind werd in behalf ot our
atle Indian, summer, but hesitates,
realising no ene knows what the next
Mr may bring forth,
With' its heldups, street car ban
4 its m4 ether Hs-te-date activities!
Llneeln is getting te he quite a met
ropolitan city, m. much so that
Omaha had better leek to Its laurels
That, West Virginia Judge who
fined a "ma $71 for taking another's
life evidently latseds to teach the
youth, e-f that commonwealth the
eaermity of murder and value ot
human, life.
To strlkq a fair comparison be
tweea the relative values of aviation
and wireless telegraphy, two great
lave tors, we might note that while
one kills Its dozens, the other saves
1U hundreds.
"The "safety first" campaign neod
net be, restricted to the railroads nor
to the automobile;. A lot ot peoplo
are still taking reckless chances with
leased' guns, kerosene cans and
lighted matches.
What doe this latest double
shotted editorial broadside In his
jwwfpaper meanT Is our democratic
TrnttfNl Statas senator from Nebraska
trytsjr to lay the foundation for an
Ufella the president's trust pol
Icy, also?
Compilation of the reports of Nc
kraaka state banks show likewise
ikat taeir deposits have increased
more, than their loans during the past
yr an exhibit which reflects much
re credit on the depositorsithan
en the hanks.
The edict has gone forth that no
nVesr-stamasd stssature will maku
jsekasl warrants pass. The currency
MU font dewn at Washington Is like
Wise easlalned. as a right against
yresU t atttmatlag te jpaas a mess-
. urm Xf$k mber-tjnped senators.
i
Evaporation After Watering.
An apt term to describe th& ehrink
age of watered securities Is used by
the Saturday Evening Pont when It
refers to them as "evaporating
stocks," and for Illustration cites the
example of a certain western railroad
traversing n territory which has been
enjoying notable growth, and pros
perlty, whoso stocks, however, have
evaporated to one-third of previous
quotations.
A stilt more striking Illustration
Is being presented, with sidelights
upon some of the moving causes, In
an inquiry brought out by the Frisco
receivership. The watering that
preceded evaporation for the Frisco
was apparently poured in at the top
of a funnel with sevoral spouts, each
leading to the coffers of promoting
syndicates, which, in turn, emptied
Into the pockets of officers or high-
up employes of the road and their
ground floor partners.
It is this kind of watering that has
put stocks In bad with Investors to
the great damage and detriment of
railroads, honestly financed and effi
ciently managed, along with those
that havo been culpable offenders.
The worst part of It Is that the evap
oration seldom hits tha ones respon
sible for tho watering. If we hood
the lesson, however, there will be no
more watering after evaporation.
Early Shopping and Mailing.
Tho Jnccjusant campaign for early
.Christmas shopping has not gone on
all these years without some results,
and yet the postal service feels the
effects of a serious congestion every
year. The men who handle the mail
are burled under avalanches of be
lated Santa Clnus matter for days,
having to work desperately hard and
put In a great deal of overtime In
trying to keep up with their task,
This year, unless the peoplo remem
ber to mall their early shopping pres
ents early, the postal man's burden
Is apt to be heavier than over bo-
cause of tho popularity of the, extra
facility afforded in the parcel post.
So It seems but fair that a word bo
uttered in behalf of tho postofflc?
employee, stationary as well as on
trains. They, like the clerks In tho
stores, are entitled to consideration
at such a time. Their lot might bo
lightened by sending Christmas gifts
sOmo time ahead and marking on tho
packages, "Do not open till Christ
mas." That might at least satisfy
tho conscience of the giver, make
better service possible and answer
every other legitimate purpose, too.
Suppese we all try it, and thus ex
press the Christmas spirit.
Henney Still en the Job.
In Mr. Hennessy, the graft invest!
gator of the late administration In
Tfew York stata, the country beholds
a refreshing exeeptloa to the general
run of such official monitors. His
investigating and' exposing of crooked
politicians did not cease with the vie
tory at election, but continues with
fruitful reeujts indicative of a very
serious Intention. Uls landing ot a
Tammany "bagman" in the "upstate"
territory shows how thoroughly he
has done his work as well as tho
completeness with which Tammany
had been atttendlng to Its labors. Ita
machinations extend, evidently, from
one end of Now York to another, and
may all be laid bare If Hennessey
can bj kept on the Job long enough
Jt Is extremely doubtful whether
Tammany could have been over
thrown at the recent election but for
the part Ae played.
Hennessey's long training as
newspaper man In New York City
see IBs te have been turned to excel
lent account In ferreting ojit and
showing up political and official
graft. Fortunately, and unlike so
many who; with the beet of motives
undertake such herculean tasks, Hen
neseey's ability matches his teal, and
back of It all he has a clean, personal
record, as a bulwark against attack
Xs Later Party Yet,
The time has not come for the
launching by labor men ot a distinct
political party of their own, as tho
rejection of such a proposal by the
American Federation of Labor's de
cisive voto of 193 to 1C attests. Tho
remarkable progress ot the cause ot
labor is the best evidence that In this
day and country, at least, the Inter
ests of the workingman may safely
be committed to the prestmt order ot
things. Undoubtedly, as the far
seeing leaders of organised labor
must recognise, sucn a change as
would require the formation of a dis
tinct labor party now would hurt In
stead of help. It Is worth noting
that tbti proposal was urged by the
socialist leader and supported by only
a rew followers.
In this connection It is Interest
ing to recall the remark ot Presi
dent Qompers in convening this as
sembly ot the federation, that he
could remembor the day when
mayors and governors did not wel
come organized labor's conventions
and cabinet officers did not sit upon
the platform. The Yull significance
is reflected in the fact that the cab
inet officer in attendance at the
meeting at Seattle is secretary of
the Department of Labor. Within
the United States natural evolution
Is serving the purposes ot labor
fairly well.
A writer In the Hearst papers
flames the Monroe doctrine for con
ditions in Mexico. How can that be,
when the colonel says the Monroe
doctrine is dead?
1 I . r T 1
rJhS$sf in Omaha
(ONeiua ram ate nit
NOVEMBER 31.
Thirty Years Ago
xne runeral of the late John B. Del
wller took place from the First Presby
terian church at Seventeenth and Dodge
streets with Interment at Prospect Hill
cemetery. The pallbearers were Senator
Charles P. Manderson, W. J. Broatch, 8.
A Houston. Herman Kountze, William
W. Barttett, P. U Perlne. C. K. CouUnt
and T. A. Crclgh. The funeral was
under the auspices of the Knights Tem
plars, directed by A. Atkinson, and the
sermon by the pastor, Rev. W. J. Haraha.
As the result of a lengthy controversy
with the department. Captain John B.
Kuray, postofflce Inspector at Omaha,
Is out of his Joh without waiting for th
resignation he hd sent In to become
effective.
The city sportsmen are planning a
series of turkey shooting matches for
Thanksgiving day.
Bishop O'Connor will remove to his
new residence on Burt street, north ot
the Sacred Heart academy, In a few
days.
The street cars did not run further than
the corner of Fifteenth and Farnam
streets today owing to work which la be
ing done on the trarks at that place.
The apparatus for supplying the city
with gas under the new process under
contract with the United Gas Improve
ment company has arrived. Fully a
month wilt be required to get It set up
and running.
The entrance way to the Paxton hotel
Is being papered and otherwise beauti
fied,
Mrs. E. r. Kvan. mi Webster street,
offers a reward for the return by tho
finder of a ladles' breastpin with garnet
setting.
Hours A Hill are asking the council for
permission to bultd another street rail
way from the tormina! on B&unders
street to and through their new addition.
Twenty Years Ago
Judge Ferguson Issued a temporary re
straining order tying up action on the
passage by the city council of the fifty-
year franchise for the Omaha Gas Manu.
factuting company. The order was se
cured aa part of The Bee's fight against
this scheme, by Attorneys John 1. Ken
nedy and W. B. Poppleton, who petl.
tloned for restraint of tho council In
passing and the mayor In signing tha
ordinance.
j no now umana Medical co lean at
Twelfth and Mason streets wan dedicated
with elaborate ceremonies. Dr. Jacob C.
Denlse spoke on the history and advance-
ment or the college. Incorporated Anrii
19. 1M9, with a capital of $5,000. Dr. Lowrv
or Lincoln spoke on "Scientlflo Study as
a Mental Disclnl ne."
(Jliy Treasurer Bnlln r.m.
and coupons from New York amounting
on voi. v-ummisBioner liaicombe was
n i . t .
having accumulations of dirt removed
from the newlv nnvnt nt int..i.
. ' ' ""a
iougias.
The home of Jens Jensen. Thirtv..rir.
between Gold and Arbor, was destroyed
vy nre at a toss of about mo. Insur.
anco amounted to 1690.
Building Inspector Tilly said a numbr
or arrests of business men would bemadi
it tne anil-smoke ordinance waa not bet
) observed. He had observed several
larfce volumes of substance strongly re.
sembllng smoke mounting up toward the
neavens.
Tea Years A
wrs. K. Connors. 3B04 Webster street.
reported to the police that as she ws re
turning home the previous evenlnr a man
seisea ana ran with her purs.
Mr. and Mrs. Henri Ruatln announced
they would spend the winter at Sararuto,
Announcement waa made of thn mir.
rlage January 6 of Mtss Heckle Spies.
berger. daughter of Mrs. M. Sptesberg-r,
ana r. Kawara Treller.
William S, Askwlth of Omaha waa an-
pointed commandant of the Soldiers and
Bailors' home at urand Island, vice Qen
erai A. v. Cole, resigned. Mr. Askwlth
waa clerk In the office of the dty elerk
of Omaha.
President Mike Sexton of the IWtestern
league stopped briefly In the city as he
was passing through and chatted with
President W, A. Rourke of the local base
ball team as to the circuit for the next
season. He said he had guarantees that
would cinch It for Lincoln as a member
of the league.
ITie foot ball team representing the
Omaha Commercial club took a tough
game, 19 to 0, from the Dunlap, la., team.
Both were composed of heavyweight tnen
and they played a fierce game. The
Omaha playera were Johnson, Thomas,
Dick, Qregory, Bits, Smith, Qalantyne.
Bohnase, Pike. Daup, captain.
It was announced that the case of the
Barttey bondsmen would come up before
Judge Irving F. Baxter of the district
court Monday for the fifth trial,
People Talked About
The great packing house ot Morris &
Co, has Just elected president a man who
started working for the company as
boy at U a week.
Bailor Brooks, a heavyweight pugilist.
waa appointed official censor of dancing
at the Patchogue (N. Y.) Auditorium by
the local authorities. His business Is to
eject those who Insist uryn dancing the
turney trot.
Charles Hill and his bride. Dothe Bart
sen, both ot Kansas City, are on
honeymoon trip of 8,009 miles from the
old home to the new home In Argentina,
where mil has been sent as buyer for a
Kansas City packing firm.
Charles 8. Mellen, retired railroad pres
ident, aaya that f3,O0O a year la aa much
as any general officer ts worth to a
railroad company. If a railroad com
pany Insists on raising the limit the gen
eral officer may protest but not resign.
Mme. Ceolle Cjluunlnade. perhaps the
moat famous living woman composer,
has recently been made a member ot the
Legion of Honor, in France. Thta i the
third recognition of this kind that she
has received, two other countries having
preceded her own In recognizing her
genius.
'Whitcomb Riley. Indiana's favorite
poet, on his way to the southland last
week stopped over a day In Cincinnati
and was given a heart-tUrring recep
tion by the people, young and old. In the
rooms of the Chamber of Commerce. A
quotation from one of Riley's poems at
tached to a portrait of the poet ex
pressed the general sentiment: "When
God made Jim, He didn't do anything
else that day but jes' tit around and
eel good"
Twice Told Tales
A Trifle Conceited.
Senator Burton U. French of Idaho
smiled the other night when one of the
speakers at a banquet referred to tha
conceit of some young men. He sajd he
was reminded of a certain eastern youth.
The youth had proposed to a charming
young girl, with every assurance of or
deririg out the wedding bells, but the fair
one gently told him that she could only
be a sister to him, and not much of a
sister at that. Very much disconcerted
was poor PerclvaJ.
"Tell me," he angrily demanded, "why
you spurn me this way after having led
me ont"
"td you on?" exclaimed the young
girl, with a freezing glance. "What do
you meant"
"I mean Just this," answered rerelval!
didn't you tell me that th fortuneteller
predicted that you would marry a hand
some, brilliant young man with the face
of a Greek god and a voice sweeter than
silver chimes?" Philadelphia Telegraph.
TVcvr Jt'ame for Dirt.
A Washington housewife emplpys a
negro servant girl who sweeps and dusts
on the theory that you don't have to
worry about the dirt you don't happen
to see. The other day her mistress was
making an Inspection of a bedroom which
the girl had Just cleaned up In prepara
tion for an expected guest, who was
known to be very fastidious. The woman
ironed unaer me oca, ana saw mere a
very visible deposit of fuxx and dust.
Calling the girl to the spot she pointed
this deposit out to her and asked: "What
do you call that, PeartlneT'
"What does I call dat?" asked the shifty
maiden. In the effort to gain time. "Why,
don't you alt know what dat Is? Dat aln'
dirt. Its house moss, ma'am; yoe'm
dat's Jes house moss." The Pathfinder.
I.onsr-DUtnnce c'onrng-r,
"Yes." remarked Jenkins. "I rave It to
him straight, 1 can tell you: told him
Just exactly what I thought of hlm-and
a bit more, perhaps. Bigger than me?"
he continued, noting the look of Interro
gation on nobson's face. "Tea. I should
think he was, and he's got a temper like
"t know he has," said Bobson. "And
that'a what puzzles me. D'you mean to
say he didn't try to go for you and hurt
your'
Jenkins shrugged his shoulders.
"Really, I can't tell you." he slrhed.
"Tou see. when I'd finished all I had to
say 1 Just hung up the telephone receiver
ana waiKea away. ' Washington Star.
The Wage Uplift
Indianapolis Ne
s News. .Now that the train-
men are to get an increase of wages be
cause ot the increased cost of living, It
Is likely that It will occur to other people
mat tney also are carriers of the same
burden.
Philadelphia Ledger: The conductors
and trainmen have been awarded a 7
per cent increase In wages on the ground
that the cost of living has Increased that
much. The argument Is Interesting to
holders of railway securities who also
nava been struggling over the ham and
egg problem,
Washington Post: The railroads have
been hit vory hard by this latest award
to tne employee, The increase of 7 per
cent In wages will mean an addition of
W, 090,000 annually to the railroad pay
rolls, The railroads probably will males
the most ot this final blow as further
evidence In support of the recently filed
pennon tor a general increase of l per
cent in freight rates.
Pittsburgh Dispatch: The successful
adjustment of the difficulty Is another In
the notable list of settlements of Inter
state wage controversies since the. Erd-
roan act went Into effect. Since the New-
lands amendment changed the constltu
tlon of the board to meet the criticisms
of the railroads and their employes, Its
usefulness In the future will probably be
even more valuable In bringing about
irompt adjustments of labor difficulties,
Springfield ItepubUcari: The three
great branches of railroad employes have
now had wages Increased within about a
year and a half, aa the result of arbitra
tion. For this method It can at least be
said that the railroads would have suf
fered much heavier losses through wide
spread strikes, which the employes were
In a position to Inflict upon them and
upon the public. If these Increases of
wages should. In Justice, be counterbal
anced somewhat by Increases In railroad
rates, the Interstate Commerce comml
slon should not hesitate to authorise
them.
Editorial Snapshots
Boston Transcript: Secretary Daniels
puts his trust tn more navy chaplains,
but the man behind the gun will not for
get to keep his powder dry.
Pittsburgh Dispatch: Two hundred and
eighty-five dead In the snowstorm on the
lakea Is a strong commentary on the per.
Ila of lake navigation when winter Is ap
proaching.
BsUmore American: A scientist comes
forward with the assertion that men are
mora Inclined to dealnees than women.
And wtvea will add the Information that
this dearness Increase and Is particularly
noticed In Its worst forms when the hus
bands are asked tor money.
Indianapolis News: There are plenty
of people who will agree with Mr. Taft
that Japan, is not looking tor trouble
with thrta country; and it may be, now
that Cap'n Hob son la so much' oocupied
with his senatorial candidacy, that even
he Is not worrying so much as he used to.
Philadelphia Ledger: For the coat of
Intervention in Mexico good roads could
be built from one end of the country to
the other, the Mississippi converted Into
a great inland waterway, a drydock' built
at League Island, the Inland waterway
from Boston to the gulf completed, and
much more besides. Intervention Is about
as desirable aa the destruction of Wash
ington and Philadelphia by fire.
Springfield nepubllcan: Dr. Charles "W
Eliot doubtless predicted the ultimate
abandonment of the wage system In his
Boston addrees to the printers Thursday
night, aa recorded In the Boston news
papers. He believes that some system of
profit-sharing or co-operation will take
tta place. But It would be rash to assume
that Dr. Eliot has become a socialist, a!
though he admits that be ts learning
something every day; and at 0, or there
abouts, he Is aa capable of radicalism
lil thought aa he waa when he revolu
tlonlzed college education in America
forty years ago.
Cartoon that Touched the Spot.
TOPEKA, Kan., Nor. l.-To the Editor
of The Bee: Not In many years have I
seen a picture with more human Interest
In It than shows In this one, (The Sunday
Breakfast.) It will appeal to every weary
and cyclical heart In the land. Having
been through the restaurant ttfe, this pic
ture appeals to me very strongly.
CHABX.ES DILLON.
Ahoslntr the Justice Coarts.
OMAHA. Nov. .-To the Editor ot The
Bee: While I think you have been un
Justly severe with the lawyers of Douglas
county as a whole, yet there are some
things that might be corrected. For In
stance, a law should be passed by the
next legislature prohibiting any one but
a regular practicing lawyer from practic
ing in any ot the Justice or police courts
There are men right In Omaha today
that are using what seems to be ques
ttonable means of forcing poor men to
pay old claims. They use the new gar
nishment law as passed by the last leg.
Islature aa a club and gather up all the
old claims they can get hold of, and In
every case allege In their bill ot parti cu
tars that the debt la due for necessities
of life, They have made this allegation
In casea of old notes, four or five years
old. that could not be In any possible way
construed as being given for necessities
of life. They have made such allegations
even In the case Of notes given In con
nectlon with tand transactions.
These people are not lawyers and do
not pretend to be, yet they are using a
law to force people to pay many doubtful
obligations. These people have gone in
Justice courts and aworn that claims they
had sued on were given for or were for
necessities of life, when they either knew
such was not a fact or could have found
It out easily. Such people aa these should
not be allowed to practice In any ot the
Justice courts, of Douglas county.
A LAWYER.
Inform Parents Abont Their Schools.
OMAHA. Nov. ax-To. the Editor of The
Bee: I am glad to see that you are going
to give us in The Bee a survey of our
Omaha public school system. There is
no question that parents who have chll
dren In the schools are Indifferent, or
complaining, because they lack Informa
tion about what the schools are doing,
and how their money Js being used. If
they will remember that their children
spend more time in school than they do
at home, excluding the time they are
asleep, they will be glad to have all the
facts about the schools that may be rath,
ered. A. M TEACHER.
Thanks for Correction.
hOMAHA, Nov. 30,-To the Editor of The
Beet People of the United Btatra An
spend some for toys, you say twenty bll
Hons of dollars, an averasra or ilmmi
n.lW for each family of five among our
w.uoo.oBO people, Oet our your trade re-
view ir you, have any. Bee who slipped a
cog. Lots of us have not got that much
for all things In a year. X.
Note: Thanks for shovrlnar ui h.n
some one's typewriter ran awav with
him when he touched the
three times too often.
What's the- Blatter with Gas Lamps'
umama, Nov. 30. To the Editor of The
Bee: What is the matter with the gaa
lamps in this city? Last night. November
19, Jones street was as dark aa pitch.
Aa. the city knows, them r
electric light lamps on Jones .street, only
gss. Now If a person should fall and In
Jure themselves on this dark street, who
woum stand tne cost, tha city or tha
company? taxpayer.
Odd Bits of Life
The biggest lobster ever seen at Boston
Is said to be SO years- old and weighs
twenty-seven pounds.
James John Munoray, 70 years old, Is
dead In Jerseyvtlle, III., after remaining
In .bed for fifteen years without oneo
putting on his clothes. He ate and was
shaved in bed. "
A Brooklyn man who called a youna
widow his "boo'ful baby" over his sig
nature has been required to pay the
petitioner In a breach of promise suit
160,060. It Is wiser to call when you
feel that way than to write.
A New Orleans couple, childless after
many years of married life, adopted a
son thirty-three years old, determined,
evidently, not to acquire one who'd de
mand that his parents lose sleep hearing1
Dim develop his lungs.
When Lewis Kidder of Ooldsboro. Me..
began to move he hitched four pairs of
horses and one yoke of oxen to his house,
al.d had It hauled over a pond or the Ice.
through a field and over a pasture to a
new site one mile distant. In less than
two hours the house waa again ready for
occupancy on Its new location.
Five months ago John A. Sullivan, a
blind man of Fort Worth. Tex., waa
saved by a woman from being run over
by a street car. She left hm before he
recovered his wits sufficiently to ask
her name. But he remembered her voice
with the tenacity of the blind and has
been searching for her ever since. Not
long ago he heard her voice on the street
and called to her. She waa Mrs. Vernia
Bagwell and unhappily married. Sullivan
procured a divorce for her and has now
married her. U
Here and There
A New York man has been rlvt a
esr.tence of thirty days for winking at a
SirL
Swttierlahd has Ki,XO householders, of
whom 336,090 are members of co-operative
societies.
In recent months more than 10.060 per
sons have returned to tho United States
from the Canadian northwest.
A novel feature of London's electrical
restaurant Is the standing Invitation for
all patrons to visit the kitchen at any
time and watch the preparation of food.
In most parts of India protection
against malaria-producing mosquitoes,
which bite almost entirely at night, la an
absolute necessity, eetteclally aa the use
of wtro screens to keep all such insects
out of houses Is almost unknown.
A poll ot the readers ot the Rocky
Mountain News of Denver on the ques
tion of red ink headlines resulted in a
practically unanlmoua vote against the
flaring oolor and It has been discontinued
by the publishers. This leave Denver
with only one paper rivaling billboards In
rainbow colors.
JOLLIES FROM JUDGE.
Dauahter Just think' 1 rn cri tht
duke for only five million!
Father He is over-capitalized.
Teacher Henry, can you define a hyp
ocrite? Henry Tessum. It's a kid wot .omes
to school wld a smile on his face.
The dimple In her elbow fAlr
We thought beguiling quite: but gee!
The gown she now prefers to wear
Displays the dimple in her knee.
''Vntir ft mint M,.tli. ok.
talks like a book!"
"Yes: I have known her sllence to be
eloquent and her frown to speak vol-
"My, Willy, what a state your clcthce
are In! I believe you have been playing
with that had Jenkins boy agaln.f
"No, ma, I ain't, either. I've been fight
Ing with him."
"What It the finest form of living?"
asked the eugenics professor.
"Being In the model business," gushed
the giggly girl.
"What makes Blinks so Jealous of his
brother?"
"Well, he says Tom. who's inly a gas
bag, and pint-size at that, got to con
gress, while he can't get more than six
miles to the gallon out of his car tn the
road anywhere."
"Holy mackerel!" roared Crabihaw up
the dumbwaiter shaft. "Why do vou rlay
that one record over and over again with
out a change?"
"Because,'. Pennyplncher angrily
shouted down. "I hate the darn thing,
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These ingredients
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THE OLD COLLEGE MAN. .
St. Louis Post-Dlspatch.
The old college man keeps a very .'close.
tab . !
On the foot ball elevens . his colleges
turns out, . I
And nothing delights him so much as to
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On the why and wherefore It alt came .
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He knows why they lost, and he knows
why they won . .
He follows the games from Beersheba,
to Dan, i
And he can always tell you what should''
have been done
The old college man. f .
The old college man is a very good sport.
Ana never a team nas marenm oui w
the field . i .1.
But he has In spirit been there to exhort
The broad-shouldered warriors never to
He will bet like a fiend on the team be
his school, "
And cheer from afar for the flag- ot his
And he'oses quite cheerfullly, too, as a
rule I
The old college man. r
The old college man may be staid a you
And" his xest for this life may be terriblyj
But hffjnilse hits It up with a wonderful'
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He's a'very droUfellow of infinite mirth,
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