14 :Vj BEE: OMAHA, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 1913. THE OMAHA DAILY BE13 ! rouNnuD iiy KOWAno hokkwatrr ' VICTOR rtOSETWATKR. KMTOlt BEE IHTIlDlNO, KAKNAM AND ifTH. Entered at Omaha postofflce as second class matter. , TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Sunday lie, one year Saturday Be, one year Dally Bee. without Sunday, one year. Dally Bee. and Sunday, one year ... 1.60 too 6.09 DELIVERED BY CARR1BR. Kvenin and Sunday Bee. per month.. We Evening, without Sunday, per month.. Dally Bee, Including Sunday, per mo.. (Jo Dally Bee, without Sunday, per month.Wc Address all complaints of Irregularities in deliveries to City Circulation Dept. REMITTANCE. Remit by draft, express or postal order, payable, to The Bee Publishing company. Only I-cent stamps received In payment of small accounts Personal checks, ex cept on Omaha and eastern exchange, not Rceepted. . OFFICES. Omaha-The Bee building. South Omaha-SIIR N stiect. Council Bluffe-14 North Main street. Lincoln- Mttle building, Chlcago-Ml Hearst building. New York-Room HO. 2 Fifth avenue. Ht. Louls-i03 New Bank of '"Jerc,e.-Wahlngton-S& Fourteenth St.. N. Vy. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating Jo news and editorial matter should be addresed Omaha Bee. Kdltorlal department. OCTOBER CIRCULATION. 51,725 Etate of Nebraska. County of Douglas, . Dwlght Williams, circulation manager of Tho Beo PubllshlnR company, being duly wom, says that the average dally circulation for tho month of October. ISIS, was 61.725. DWIOHT WILLIAMS, ' Circulation Manager. Subscribed in my presence and sworn to boforo me this Jrtdjy oovember. 101. Notary Public. Subscribers Imvlnn the clly Icmpoturilr should hnrn Tim Ilee mailed in them. Address trill bo chanced otien no rninrnteil. This is tho tlmo for Mr. Turkey Gobbler to begin to stretch his neck. The mantlo of charity covers a lot of things Including a wrestling match. Mr. Hearst scorns unduly tardy in claiming sole credit for Tammany's overthrow. Now that tho hunting season Is on, tho prudent farmer will look well to the safety of his barnyard. Porhaps tho doom that "Huerta must go" refers merely to tho Inevit able awaiting all mankind. "Nebraska Jdlns tho School Peaco League," says a news Item. Fine! Does that include the normal schools, too? If 'Gcno Fobs found enough satis faction In those 20,000 odd votes he polled to pay him for running, he is entitled to it. Tho mad king of Bavaria may still havo sense enough to realize, now 1 he did not boforo,; that "Unoaiyr lies tho head that wears the crown,' Tammany's defeat was accom pllsbed. it will bo noted, only by uniting tue opposition, wnicn is a lesson with a niorul to adorn a talc The death of Omabs-'s first city clerk, that lovable old man, J, W Van Nostrand, is anothor romlndor that our "firsts" will soon be all sone. Judging by the alze of the haul, that lono bandit made a poor guess when ho picked tho train he planned to hold up on such a dosperato chance. Considering tho assurances that no (friction or difference exists betwoen Governor Metcalfe and Colonel Uoethals down at Panama, there Is an lawful lot of talk about it. Tho result of tho elections is said f.o give tho president a big stick to use In forcing tho boys In line on the purreacy bill. Crack them on the fJuss and make them get back. South Omaha saloons aro to ba failed with a sharp turn "Uko a sud den sand storm In 'the midst of a six months' rainy season." What's the inattor? Trouble with the collector? Worse and more of It! It is now proposed to make tho state officers and employes who havo drawn public money for salaries and expenses of junkets put it back. What will wo he coming to next? When peace o'er all the world pre Vails, then will the Schooniastera club, the State Board of Education, the Nebraska State Teachers' associa tion and the politicians be all of one mind and one accord maybe. Dr. Davidson accepted the Pitts burgh offer, tired, it is said, of try lug to get congress to agree with him on appropriations. Why should non resident congressmen worry ubout the District of Columbia schools, inyway? President Wilson .has congratu lated Mayor-elect Mltohel or New York. Secretary Bryan one cabled congratulations all the way from Japan to Mayor Dablman of Omaha, and then led the fight tho next year to beat bim as democratic nominee for governor. The one person most noticeably missing from this great teachers' con vention 1 that rubber-tired, soft- pedal handshaker, our own Congress man Carl Otto Lobeck, for which the blame must be put at the door of President Wilson, whose insistence has kept congress in session. A Straw that Points the Wind. T" extension of the Jurisdiction ! of tho Omaha pontoffico and Its free dtillvory system to Benson, though l.i Itself a small thing, bears large sig nificance In pointing tho direction of Omaha's growth. Tho expansion of business and the rebuilding in tho heart of tho city has forced a moss urcablo outspreading of residence to tho suburbs, with the consequence that the areas on tho outskirts aru fast filling up, not as Independent i communities, but as part and parcel of tho Greater Omaha, showing no visible lines of demarcation. As n population center Omaha Inclu'des all these suburban towns, but wo go on administering our municipal affairs through separate and distinct pieces of government machinery, with loss of efficiency and Increase of running expenses. means The postofflco expansion thnt its governing authorities arc convinced they will got tho sam0 re-, stilts for less money, or better results for the same money. And what holds truo thcro will apply equally to all tho various public activities in which tho peoplo of tho whole terri tory ombracod in Greater Omaha haro Identical Interests mid common benefits. The Genus Felis. Should It be contended that Tarn- nirfny's, tiger woro slain in tho on blaught, tho permanency of its death would still bo open to question. It It wore a cat Instead of a tiger cat, there would be no disputo about Its ability to conio back at least nine times, but being tiger instead of cat docs not entirely settle It, since both belong to tho gonus fells. If It could bo shown that this was tho tenth time tho tiger had been killed, then that might help, but at all events It would not bo surprising to find tho samo old follno beast perched on tho fence at tho next election. Already, thus early In tho wake of tho disss tor, suspicious sounds like tho pur ring and meowing of a weather boatcn puss may bo hoard. Some thing, whether tho follno nature or not, scorns to havo endowed this old tiger with a good deal of self-porpetu atlng power. It will pay, therotoro, to havo n brick handy, If tho tiger Is to bo maintained as a "dead one." Free Lcgul Service. What good argument can bo of ferod against a city providing freo legal service for thoso who nood it? Tho schcino has ovldontly worked well in Kansas City, whore it has had time to provo itself. Tho basic proposition Is to furnish competent legal advice and service to folks too poor to. pay for it at provalllng prices. That need existed in Kansas Cty and is being met thtvrei It exists in Omaha, and should bo met. The ploa that the city's legal department Is already tOoftbusy with the mu nicipality's own law business to take on extra dutlos Is no plea at all. It Is a purely local Incident which can readily bo cared for. The frco legal bureau Is a stop toward tho swift and freo Justice which tho whole country is clamoring for. Better Care for the Immigrant. The establishment of an immigra tion office in Chicago is a atop in the right direction, taken in response not only to tho requirements of the immi grant, but to tho demands also of thoso who have at heart the welfare of tho foreign-born strangers coming to our shores, Chicago, being tho metropolis of tho west, .the mecca for great pilgrimages of immigrants, is a proper place for such a headquar ters, but In time the government should establish othor similar head quarters in tho west at distribution points Uko Omaha, close to tho loca tions which the newcomers are to holp develop this plan. It tends to relievo the congestion in the largo eastern citlos, drawing away the streams of immigration from the stopping point that neither greatly need them nor offer them as good opportunities. Make Them Slow Down. The distressing accident due to "furious" speeding of a heavy, high geared machine on tho West Dodge street road is but a melancholy ful fillment of a prodlotlon often made, Tho Bee has repeatedly tried to arouso reckless automobllo drivers to the peril of dare-devil speeding on this highly improved suburban road way by warnings of the inevitable. According to tho reports of this fatal collision, It was entirely due to tho disregard of the speed limits. And It Is not strange that it happened, but rather that there are not more such catastrophies. Tho road is bmooth and "fast." inviting to tho autolst with a reckless passion for speed, but it that fs to bo the chief effoet of good country roads, then tbo incentive for building them U weakened. Let officials discharge their duties Impartially and with vigor a time or two and the problem will soon solve itself. The police motorcycles are paid for by the School board on the. theory that they aro a good investment for the school fund, to which tho fines paid by auto speeders go. On that theory the School board could well hire a special detective squad to pick up a fine here and there from law breakers overlooked by the regular police. The police need the motor cycles, but it is far-fetched to say they re bought for school purposes opkinjJJackwardS , jliisj)ay in Omaha" commits rsoK arc run e xovu.Mni:rt h. Thirty Yearn Ago The latest big- enterprise for Omaha Is foreshadowed In the corporation of the Ltghthal! Cable company for the purpose of building a cable tramway to buck the horso cars. The officers aro S. It John son, president: I. B. Ilnrcall. vlce presi dent; C. K. Yost, secretary; C. B. Rub tin, treasurer, and C F. Manderson, A. S. Paddock, Fred Drcxet; nil of Omaha, and A. 11. Llghthall of Ban Francisco, additional director. Ground waa broken for a new roller ' skating rink on St. Mary's avenue be tween Seventeenth and Eighteenth. Tho Bee has a lengthy communication from a dry goods clerk making a plea for assistance In forcing the dry goods merchants to clew their stores at 9 p m, McePt Saturdays, and setting1 xorin tn woes or a dry goods clerk milt Vltrlritl Dr. onourke. who was appointed to fill the vacancy onuied by the death of Coroner Jacobs, has resigned to accept tho position of surgeon at Mescaleros agency In Mexico. Mr. J. D. Cowle, for several years man ager of the Boston store, has been made assistant manager for N. B. Falconer, Dr. Bmlly Pagclescn, a rnuluate of the University of Mlohlgan, who has also studied abroad, has come to our city to become a permanent resident. Mrs. N. J. HumhanV and her little son. Horace, left for a. visit to friends In Blnghampton, New Yoik. accompanied a far as Chicago by Mr. Burnham. Miss Jennie O'Brien and Miss Haltle Newman of Burlington. la., nr. tlm guests of Mr and Mrs. J. D, Her. Twenty Vest's Ago Chairman Slaughter of the republican state committee, announced that accord ing to the returns aa he saw them. Judge Harrison, republican, was elected to the supreme bench by about 6,000 plurality, Silas A, Holcomb coming second. Local city and county returns showed the election of most of the republicans. These city officials wero elected: Mayor, Bcmls; treasurer, Bolln! nolle Judge. Berka: comptroller, Olsen; clerk, Groves; councilmen, Back. Cahn, Howell, Bechel. Edwards, Jacobsen. Burkley, Holmes and Lemley. Albert Romano, one of the police alarm operators, secured a leave of absence from duty and mysteriously disappeared. Rumor had It that he was accompanied by one of Omaha's beautiful maidens as his wife. E. Turver, foreman for the Standard Tavlng company, while fixing some sieam pipes, was severely, though not dangerously scalded and scratched when the pipes exploded and he was taken to Ills home at Eleventh street and Grand avenuo. Lottie Mae, daughter of William and Kllcn Boyer, 18 years of age. died at the family home, (10 South Thlrty-fourth street. The city council extended the usual favors lo Mr. Wiley of the Thomson Houston Klectrlo Light company, who was on hand wllh a request that the July and August arc light bills, vetoed by Mayor Bemls. be allowed. The request Was granted with courtesy and facility. Ten Years Ago Mrs. Frank Heller. addreislnr if.. Omaha Philosophical society on "A La'lo wucis on jiaucauoti," advocated early noma and parental training- aa the best basis for the child's development In school. John M. Ragan of Hastings waa one of the prominent Nebraskans in the city, registered at the Paxton. Mrs. Hannors. Allen, 68 years old, died at the resident of Mr, and Mrs. Thomas Carew, 1144 North Eighteenth street, at 10 a. m. Rev. Dr. Thomas Vernon Moore said In an address to a Young Men's Chris tian association audience at Kountst Memorial Lutheran churoh, that modern commercial lire was impregnated with lying and dishonesty. Bishop Worthlngton, having come out from New York, occupied the pulpit of Trinity Episcopal cathedral, which had been without a rector since the death of Dean Campbell Fair. John O. Yelser, who was running for district Judge, waa having a lot of fun for himself and making some for others, by a post card method of campaigning. He had a variety of cards, bearing a variety of Inscriptions, printed and'dls- trlbuted, whloh he called a d lute edi tion, "limited." People Talked About The taxlcab drivers of Philadelphia, are striking for JIM a day, thus disposing of the claim that thty made J2.W every hour. The esteemed "best seller of the year, Doc' Cook, Is now doing a vaudeville turn in New York, consisting of efforts to lassoo Admiral Peary's goat. Mrs. James Knott, part owner and the active manager of four apartment hotels, who Ulcd recently, made more than Jl.CW.CiO0 in twenty-eight years In New York City. John Iynn, a farmer of Belleville, Md., became itak and tell unconscious In his barnyard. A flock of geese was fright rued and kept up such a noise that the tamlly waa aroused and the man's life saved. When Miss Icila Kirk of Ina. 111., waa married to Groer Kelley of Mount Ver non, both bride and groom first made an affidavit be for o the Justice - of the peace mai neither oc mem had ever lovvd anyone eUe before. A Boston man who was held un for 15 cents for a small plate of beans, exploded with indignation on Uie spot and fired tho dish through a plate glass window Trust your Bostonese to rock the cradle of liberty when a gouge is pulled off. Robert Hewitt, for ten years a railroad crossing watchman in Wllllamsport. Pa., has spent thirty year on bridge and crossing duty. He was injured rthlle a young man and had been in the safety cVpartment since that time. Carolina White, the operatic prima donna, had aa axcitlng adventure in hlladelphla, when a bald-headed man stepped up to her in the street and kissed her. She broke his hat with her parasol and had wielded that weapon so stoutly as to put the bold admirer to flight. The estate of Alexander Sullivan, the Chicago lawyer who ,dlod last August, amounts to only 110,000, and is left to a half-brother and near relatives. Mr. Sul livan had an extensive and profitable law practice, but much of his income went to various charities and to furthering the cause of local government In Ireland, his native Urv" In Other Lands Financing; M lllturlmn. If there Is any nation In Burope which inaken expenses fits Us Income, tho fact does not receive tho publicity Its rarity warrants. Germany Is collecting the first annual Installment of Its extraor dinary military levy of r-W.WUOO. The French ministry, In asking tho Chamber of Deputies to authorize a loan of JK.0.- Vf).oA to cover "non-recurring" military expenses, provoked merriment among tho assembled statesmen. The suggestion of tho ministry that a similar request will not be made again waa too much of a strain on French sohrlety. Nevertheless the chamber granted the request while ncofftng at tho condition. The lata Balkan allies, as well as Turkey, urn sounding the loan brokers for ready money, offering as security a mortgai? on posterity. Bulgaria wants French bankers to come acrom with tho promlsud loan of M0,000,0(, held up whllo hostili ties were In progress last summer. All of the allies want money for lmmedlcto needs. Moreover, there is tho pending question how much of the Ottoman debt they must take over to satisfy the mort gage on European Turkey. The glories of war and conquest brighten a parsing hour. War loans and war debts go on forever. Germany's Mcnnrr. ftermsnv In ilrenlv stirred by the sta tistics of steadily decreasing birthrate. Newspapers', magailns, essayists and soci ologists are discussing causes and means of prevention. From 1907 to Mil. in clusive, statistics compiled by the States- man's Tear Book show that the surplus of births over deaths decreased from 8M.I2I to 740.431. Yet tho marriages In 1911 wero greater by 8,865 than In 1907. This means that Germany's birthrate is rapidly foiling below'1 that of France, and makes the prospect for increased enroll ment of future soldiers decidedly gloomy. The causes of the decline as viewed by sociologists are selfishness, love of com fort, luxury. Industrial conditions poor hountng with high rents nnd low wages, and High prices generally. Tho cost of rearing a child In Germany, from birth until it becomes a wage-earner, is fig ured at $480. This la a minimum figure. As to a remedy to the growing national menace, none has been suggested to 2ghten the pervading gloom. Dethroning; n Crnsy Klnir. The crazy King Otto of Bavaria has been doposed from a throne, the pos session of which he did not know for twenty-seven years past. That the little kingdom should have tolerated such a rulershlp, even in name, emphasizes the grip of royal descent In monarchies. Klna Otto's caso is not a rarity. Royalty de velops a high percentage of lunatics. Sultan Murad of Turkey, Empress Char lotte of Mexico, Queen Elizabeth of Rou mania. Queen Sophia of Sweden and Otto's predecessor ranked aa royal luna tics In the last half of the nineteenth century, while many princelings born un der the shadow of thrones became men tal weaklings. King Otto's principal de lusion is that ho Is a stork. At one end of the big dining hall at the Palace of Furstenrled, where he Is kept Under re straint, he has built on the parqueted floor a big nest of sticks, twigs and straw In the center of which he cither crouches or stands by the hour, first on one leg and then 6n the other. His beard reaches down to his waist, his hair Is thick nnd bnshy and ho invari ably wears a long black Prince Albert coat, tho skirts of which he flaps from time to time In guise of wings. GNmbllnir Simula. A gambling mania which Is sweeping pver Poland appears to be equally well rooted In Hungary and has developed a political scandal of considerable mag nitude in Budapest. Local Journals pub lish details of a gambling concession granted by the former prime minister, Dr. von Lultacs, for an establishment on Magareten island. In the Danube, oppo site the royal palace, and on state- prop erty. The Allgemelnen Verkehbank, which obtained tho concession, In a pub lished statement declares that it placed considerable sums of money at the dis posal of the government of Dr. Lukics and certain deputies of tho national labor party in return for tho concession. These sums amount to about 4.000,000 kronen (JSOO.000). As tho present prime minister, Count Tisza, has annulled tho concession granted by hts predecessors, tha Vcr kehrsbank intends to bring an action against the Hungarian government for the recovery of the money. Five depu ties of tho national labor party have, the papers say, received 1,600,000 kronen for their services In getting Dr. Lukacs' ministry to grant. tho concession. The affair is called a ''new Hungarian Pan ama," and the opposition In the Hun garian Parliament is expected to make great use of it. Franc and the VntU-an. M. Barthou, prime minister of France, disposes of rumors of Impending re-ei-tabllshment of diplomatic relations be tween the Vatican and the republic. The rumors, It appear, have originated among antagonists of the ministry, but were of sufficient Importance to call out a publlo denial. In a recent address at Alx-les-Balns the prime minister said: "From the point of view of religion, the disestablishment law of 1905 is the charter which Irrevocably governs tho relations of church and state. It has been said that pourparlers have been carried on between the French gov ernment and the Vatican to renew the diplomatic relations which that law abolished. 1 give you my word, as a gentleman and aa a republican minister, tliat no negotiations of any kind have at any moment or In any manner been undertaken for renewing relations be tween church and sitate. either under M. Polncalrea government or under that of M Briand. or In tho cabinet which I have assumed the formidable honor and the grave responsibility of directing." Around the Cities Cleveland has organized a society to get Jobs for old men. Omaha broke ground for a million dol lar hotel on Monday. The next day It snowed. Dr. W. A. D. Venerable of Chicago has started a movement to duplicate Booker Washington's Tuskegee institute some where in Illinois. Over EOO bootblackz In New York have petitioned the aldermen for a law pro hibiting shoe-shining after J p. m. on Sundays and holidays. Ijt Sunday 1.000 ministers in Chicago pulpits boosted the fcatcty crusade in their pulpits. ' Stop, look, wait! ' Is the slogan of th lift and limb aars. ees, ay& I'nvon City fSarbaar FrrdlnB. OMAHA. Nov. 7.-To the Editor of Tho Bee: Noting the slnrere Interest of The Bee In tho case of the garbage removal Problem, I being the designer of the in completed plant of the Omaha Rendering and Feed company, and knowing the profits that can be made from this ma terial, will furnish to the city complete plans, details and estimates gratis, on these conditions: That the city build tho plant, hire a manager and establish a civil service mode of conducting the plant; that it sell the hogs to Omaha butcher pro rata at 15 per cent below wholesale price on their ngrcemcnt to sell to Omaha people at wholesale price, but the meat must be sold as garbage fed; that the by-product of tho plant thnt can't be used by the city 'be sold In the market. After the city's plant has paid out It will reduce the price another 15 per cent on hogs, so the people can have another reduction on meat. The plan I would suggest Is to buy forty acres on some railroad, where a gravity plant could be built. If the rail road will agree on shipping charges and promptness, establish, say three stations nn the Q., all gravity loading, and four or five on th'o Belt Line. This would allow ' the city teams a short haul, as the M. P. will deliver cars as far away as Seymour lake at J5 per oar. These cars cou'd be made to dump. I think the railroad would furnish ore cars, known, as battle ships, so that In conjunction with gravity loading and unloading the minimum hand labor would be realized, and large profits would be assured Instead of a heavy out lay as, at present. B. O. BALDWIN. 1533 North Sixteenth. Hurrah for Sulr.er. HAKTINGTON, Neb.. Nov. 5.-To the Editor of The Bee: Well Sulzer, is elected to the New York assembly. It Is all right; It is Just aa It should be. A rep rescntatlvo Is a representative. To thu people who elected William Sulzer, Wil liam Sulzer Is the Ideal statesman. A different kind of man would fall to rep. "resent them. WILBUIl F. BRYANT. Aanlnat Auditorium Purchase. OMAHA, Nov. 7. To the Editor of The Bee: A party calling himself Mr, Grum bler upholds. In an article in The Bee. the present owners of the Auditorium in their deal to unload the Auditorium onto the city for less than lhe have been of fered by private Individuals. If this Is true, It will be tho first time that men of their caliber have been known to give anything away, unless It was to their financial benefit. They took on the role of philanthropists when they built tho Auditorium and are trying the same gamo again. Beware. Mr. Votorl If I remem ber right I think that at the time tho Auditorium was built the slogan was. "Built by tho people for the people, etc." So far the people have always had to pay well for any good they have gotten out of It. At the time it was built So-and.So came to the front with "I will start It out with JS.COo or J3.000 etc." Everyone think ing that said party was donating said moneys, but it develops that all got stock for their money, while tho smaller mer chant, etc., If he got stock at all, sup posed that it waa a donation anyway, and did not take care of it If he did not get stock he got an Auditorium brick (gold brick, I mean). I should Judge that the stock held by these people now amounts to Just about double original cost on account of said brick holders, etc., getting nothing for their money. Under these conditions, it they aro cor rect, I don't think that said stockhold ers will be out much money at J22S,000. Whenever anyone in Omaha wants to gtvo anything away or sell below actual cost, look out Another party conies to the front and says that the city had ought to be forced to buy the Auditorium. We all admit that the location Is prime, but thcro are others likely Just as good. Does the party suppose that this com munity Is made up entirely of Ignoram ouses that do not know what they want. I would Just refer him to the gas elec tion. Let the people voto on this propo sition. They pay for this and if it Is a good buy they will take it up, but It sounds too much like Russian to talk about forcing the people. VMS is a freo country remember. G. P. WIIG, Itrsrnta the Indlsrnlty. OMAHA, Nov. 7. To the Editor of Tho Beo: May 1 be permitted reference to a rnwa Item In Your Issue of NoVember 6, concerning the proposed extension ot the Young Woman s cnristian associa tion at ill South Eleventh street. It Is strange that It remained for Mrs. Mixer to discover and ventilate these con ditions existing In the "factory and com mission districts" that Is the prac tlce Indulged In by young women of rmnupntlnsr the rear deors ot saloons to agument their noon repast with soup and coffee. u.r mntlvn In nlcturlnz such a state ot affairs Is a little obtouro In face of the fact that tfce factories In that district have their own tea rooms, and the fur ther fact that the number of female mmmliilnn emDloves who make these rear door visits Is too small for ordi nary perception. 1 know whereor 1 speak as I am employed In that district and have ample opportunity to observe; and before contradicting the good woman's statement I purposely quizzed several of my felloi-employes. My investigations bear out my contention that an unalloyed and unwarrantable Indignity has been heaped upon the young women in ques tion. If charity and moral uplift be the motive for installing a branch of a Chris tlon work In that particular section of the city, its object is sorely defeated In denying admission to the young men who voluntarily asked It. There are enough of these men to warrant making an effort to prevent this rear door menace, but at any rate Mrs. Mixer's solicitude should not get away with her regard for th truth, and the truth has been f.adly Jug gled when statements such as theso are given prominence In such a great organ as The Bee. -M- K- Th Coon Comes Down. Pittsburgh Dispatch. After much fuss oter the matter the express companies have deolded to accept the new rates suggested for them by the Interstate Commerce commission. They have been revising some of their rates to meet parcel post competition, but as that only Involved lower competitive than non competitive rates, they leave the conclu sion on th latter that they accept the commission rates because they know they will ba o, sooner or later xs Tf r n GRINS AND GROANS. ' What Is your idea of a socialist" ' "A socialist," replied MIm Cayenne. "Is a person who expects the government to do everything. He wants to abolish Hatita Cla'is and put I'hi-Ie Sam In his place." Washington Ptar. 'Why li that man over yonder keep ing up such an awful mowing with his mouth 7"' ( "He, Oh, he's a former suburbanite, and he thinks his wife Is calling him to go to work on the lawn.' Baltimore American. "Foot ball is degenerating." "How's that?" "Why, If a chap sprains his ankle now they give him a column. Formerly he had to get killed before they would give him a shaft. St. Louis Republic. The professor was telling the class In English history of tho Elizabethan era. Ho turned to one of the young men and asked; "How old was Elizabeth, Mr. Holmes?" The young man wore a far-away ex pression. "Eighteen on her last birthday, sir," came the reply. LIpplncott's Magazine. She I can only be a sister to you. Jack. I hope you won't take it too much to heart. tie On. no; n fact I vo cot your slstcr- In-law all picked out. Boston Transcript Life's JuRt as bright as we make It. but we don't want It to blaze hereafter. It 8 a creat old world, and If there's a better we've never been In It The dreamer? make a world nnsslhte. but tho tol.ers build It Atlanta Constltu. lion. 111 m-flffiffflwSr II Bill Vh 'rne 'owcst prlced1 most economical closed car I III I III on the market. Blx-passengcr I cylinder JO llllB I 111 horse-power. Prlco Includes two six-Inch 'I III I I , as lamps, generator, three oil lamps, horn Bill III and tools. Including Jack f o. b. Detroit. I I I ll Get particulate from Ford Motor Company, I III I I III 1 9 10 Harney St., Omaha, or direct from Dc I I I Ford Model T Town Cur $750 111 ajfjajsjsjajs ii .1.1 i Personally Conducted Excursions To California Go tourist via Rock Island Lines in modern, electric lighted, com fortable tourist cars. Excursion manager in charge to see to your pleasure and comfort en route. Choice of three routes via El Paso and through Colorado and Salt Lake City. Dining car service. An Economical and Delightful Way of Mak ing the Trip Across the Continent. Fourteen tween Omaha Chicago and North Western Ry. Th famout htavUy rock ballatttd, double tracked. automatic tafety gtgnal ins River and Chicago. Dining car service unequalcd. The Best of Everything " ckrts and ull information it 1JO Fatncm Street Omaha, Ate. CANADA LAND WANTED Superintendent of Agencies covering- several Central States. Only first class, experienced men need apply. Preference given those understanding Canadian land. State salary and experience, give references and send photograph In first letter. Don t waste our time unlet your record shows first cUs ability as organizer snd salesman. WM. PEARSON CO., Limited WINNIPEG - - . MANITOBA JUST BEFORE DAWN. ? K. Klser. in Uie Record-iiernld. They say It s alwajs darkest Just boforn the break of dawn. They tell t when ae toiler lo keep bravely hopelng on; They toll bfl there Is calmnese In toe wlw tornado's wake. But Its sometimes mlghtv painful wall ing for the dawn to break. They sav that things arc never quite aJ bad as they could be. Pome shore Is always ieucoful when it's " stormiest at" sea; Good fortune rmty be waiting when w think the end Is near, To bestow her favors on us and to fill our hearts with cheer. Thoy toll hi there Is never any lane that lacks a turn, Thoy tell us to hope always while the lamp holds out to burn: Tho weak and foolish only fall to strive for honor's sake. But It's somotlmcs mighty painful wait ing for the dawn to break. ' They blame the ones who weaken when t Uir . J D wen ....v.... i They tell us Joy Is sweetest after suffer ing ana urenu; Th darkest cloud, thoy tell us, has a sliver lining still. And, though fate be stern and stubborn, we may conquer It wo will. They give us pleasing phrases and ex pect us to believe That good fortune hovers near us when wc grope In gloom nnd grieve: They give ndvlcc, but, bless them, what a difference 'twould make If they'd help us just a little whllo no wait for dawn to break. Kates and literature on request. J. S.McNally.D.P.A. 14th and Farnam Sis. W. 0. W. Bid. and the East spiendid trains daily be and Chicagr over the between the Mittoun