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THE BKK: OMAHA, TITTRSDAY, NOVEMBER 6. 1913, The Omaha daija bee FOUNDED nv BDWAttP nOSEWATMn, VICTOR JtOfiBWATBIt. KtVlTOR. " TIKE UU1IJJINO, FAIUNAM AND ftTH. fintorrd at Omaha, pestoftlo as second dam matter. TETUC8 OF SUHflCnlPTlON. BivUr Bee, on year . M-pl Katurday iw. one year 152 Dally Be, without Sunday, one year.. JOT Tly m, and Bunday. one year -W DEL.lVKn.BD BY CAIUIIKH. Evening and Bunday He, per month..e Bvanlnc. without Punrtay. per month-.ffie Dally IV. Including Bunday. per mo.Ojc Pally Bee, without Monday, per month ttc Address all complaints of IrTtarulariUea In deliveries to City circulation wyi.- Remit by draft, express or postal order, payable to The Be Publishing company Only J -cent stamps received In payment nf small accounts. Personal cheokf. ex cept on Oman and eastern exchange, not accepted. OFFICES. OmahaThe Bee building. South OmahaU N "eel. . ... ... Council Bluffs It North Main street f,1ncoln-W Utile building. Chlcaso-001 Hearst building New Tork-Koom U. Vfi Fifth avenue, fit. luls-n New Bank of ommToj. Wanhlnxton 715 Fourteenth Kt.. N. W. fX)RRBSPONDKNCE. Communications relaUnc to news and editorial matter ahould be. addreaed Omaha Bee. Editorial department. OCTOBEll CIRCUtATION. 51,725 Btatn of Nebraska. County Dwlirht Williams, circulation manager of The Bee Publishing company. being duly sworn, says that diJIjr elrculatlon for the- month of October, 1MI was H.T& DWIOHT W1L1JAM8, Hi i, waa circulation MuiMtr. Subscribed In my preeence and sworn to before me Ihl. ""ffiggi? Notary Public Subscribers )ev1naj iht Hly temporarily The Bee Mailed to them. Address will be ' rhanaed as often a requested". The Elections Generally. Surveying the results of tbo elec Hons generally. It Is hard to sea any clear-cut political movement rallying the people. In truth, It seems that there ia consolation for all except Tammany, for both demoerats and republicans hare scored important tictorles, while ercn the progressive In certain places, more particularly In Massachusetts , hare held their strength as well as they could expect. Tho one all-embracing feature Is the tremendous shrinkage of the to tal vote compared w'th the presiden tial election of last year, and yet this, too, Is natural and expected, be cause off-year elections nerer evoke full participation, and it Is always a question which party ticket suffers most by stay-at-homes. One further significant fact re mains, and that Is that the union of opposing elements to the democratic party In power could be and would have been successful, while continued estrangement between republicans and progressives spells defeat for both of them whenever the political forces are, anywhere near equally divided. Ab to Tammany's hard bump, that comes from an uprising of long suffering people In New York, whose exhausted patience impels them peri odically to assert their independence and resentment of evils and abuses. Whether the unloading of Tammany this tlmo will be more permanent than heretofore remains to bo seen. jean pacify the country In ninety days. This is not believed along the border, but they think that the United States has no other step to take. The United States hitherto has taken the lead and kept it, nerer do ing any act which would even suggest that this government recognized any conditions other than the dominance of political affairs of this hemisphere by the government at Washington. Europe wilt not be content with the present policy of inaction and will Insist upon something which will afford a measure of protection to the lives and property of their citi zens in Mexico. It is well known that the president is firmly opposed to intervention, but the impression is dally growing stronger that the Mexican situation cannot be controlled by tho United States without either the actual use of force or the threat of It. If Hu erta remain In power the hostility of the United States toward him will bo Increased and stronger efforts made to eliminate him. Tho moral pressure with which the president has endeavored to oust Hucrta during the last four months have not so far been strong enough to accomplish his removal, and the new line of action proposed by the administration is awaited with inter est, which will have to be such as to satisfy the European powers of a change In the present condition for the interests of al concerned. Goodbye, Boss Murphy; take keer o y'rself. Come on now. Mister Huerta, be a good fellow and resign. Benor Huerta objects to Undo Sam wearing brass-toed boots. Light is as fatal to Tammany aa to tho bats of Mammoth cave. "Jim" Oleason Is tho name of Chi cago's new chief of police. Good name, all right. When Is an algrot not an algretJ" asks an exchange. Could It bo when smuggled In with regret? Those Philadelphia taxi drivers who struck on tho evo of an election understand tholr business. Any tnoro homicide convicts In thu Nebraska penitentiary want to got out? Now Is the tlmo to apply. It is oace saora proved that as against tho democrats a united oppo sition wlas where divided It falls. i Cincinnati's VooV' ,xaayor. Is .knocked out on the first re-el octl on round. What's the answer? Too .goodt i Dr. Da vidian kas landed a $0,000 position In Pittsburgh. Omaha ex perience) is worth a lot In laddor-cllrablng. Suitor fronted for tho Jews on tho Russian treaty, and tho Jows of bis district h&ro proved that they are not ungrateful. As driver of the MItcbel band wagon, Norman Hapgood is entitled to a few cheers. Hurrah, Hurrah, Hurrah! Tiger Tammany's Crashing Defeat. John Purroy Mltchel is right, his election is not a personal victory, it is not so much a victory of any kind as it is a popular repudiation of de fiant, insolent, corrupt political dom ination. It is tho people's answer to Boss Murphy and his Tammany co horts tholr answer and tholr warn ing, and complete enough to bo last ingly Imprcsslvo. It was to bavn beon ox pec tod, for Tammany under Murphy's leadership has dlsplayod somo amazing stupidity of late, and if tho pooplo will, thoy might make a permanent overthrow, but the volatility of popular upheavals, to gether with Tammany's well known power of recuporatlon, set up n question mark there. Undoubtedly, tho thing that sealed tho doom of Tammany in this con test was tho astounding upectaclo of ono man bolng ablo to recall a gov ernor. It was not a question of Sut ler's innocenco, but of Murphy's dan gerous, unscrupulous power. No Tammany chieftain ever made a much worse blunder than Murphy mado when ho removed Sulzer from office for refusing longer to obey his orders. Then followod that revela tion of "inner clrclo secrets" by Sul zer, Henncssy and other former Tarn many satraps. The searchlight ot publicity was turned on by tbo news- papers and tho flood ot facts simply overwhelmed Tammany. Far from bolng a porsonal victory, the election of Mltchol and his asso ciates is a thunderous, ponderous protest ot. tbo people against tho highly commercialized system of greed and graft, raplno and plunder pcrpotratcd at tho public's expense and If it proves, as soma think It may, a caao of '"every dog has hla day?" for Murphy, so much tb bet tor for political decency, and Tarn' many, too. Thoso Bar association. Inquirers can find plcaty to keep thorn busy right In the court records if they yoally want to make a start at house- cleaning. Inner circle members of the Schoolmasters' club, ara dofeadlng just as If someono had prererrod a serious accusation and tho shoe was found to fit. Huerta may not bo able to elect hi candidate in Mexico, but he Is able to help Woodrow Wilson roll up a few democratic mayoralties in sev eral states In this country. Archaeologists claim to have found the palace ot Nero, but aa yet they haven't discovered, the tuna he was fiddling. 8L Ijoula Republic "Hot Time in tha Old Town To night," wasn't It? Secretary Bryan is right in declar ing that newspapers should not, at such a critical time, fake reports to th0 effect that this government had served aa ultimatum on Mexico, with war as an alternative. An I. W; W. orator consumed an hour or two in a rousing speech to a St. Louis audience and raised J1& for tho good ot tho cause. Those Mis sourlans have to be shown before separating from their coin. Has our Water board boss back tracked as quickly as all that on his schema to buy all the publlo service utilities by first levying a 16 per cen tax on them, and then returning their money to them in exchange for the property? ot The election ot Dr. William M Davidson to the office of superln tendent of the Pittsburgh schools is a substantial advancement for an et ucator who put in seven years service In Omaha that won him the promotion to headship ot tho Wash (ngton schools, from which position be now steps st,IH higher. HI friends here have no misgivings o his continued succces. " looking J)ackwar r ThkJay in Omaha" cbwui ram axz nui Ono thing at a tlmo If we can't get everything at once. Because we own the water works, putting a stop to tho "robber" rates for water should be along tho line of least resistance. After setting that example ourselves, wo will be In better trim to hammer down excesslvo charges by privately- owned public utilities. It should be remembered that Sen ator Norris put himself on record early by writing a letter during the preliminary period of the last na tional campaign expressing his belief that tho projection of tho Roosevelt candidacy was a mistake. Strides of Progress A bell made ot concrete Is said to have almost the ame reaonant qualltlea as metal. A aubntltute for tanning- In leather treatment lini been made In Germany from coal tar. j By next June the Missouri, Kansas & Texas railway will enter Ban Antonio over Its own rails. Nearly 1X0,000 will be spent for terminals. The hand-operated eewtng machine Is tho moil extensively uaed In India. Apart from cheapness. It la particularly liked by the native people because of the slm pie mechanism. By Judicious graftlne. on trees ot Chi nese orlsin Spanish fruit growers have been able to produce trees that beer oranges of better quality and which are producttva for SCO years. The white marble of which the great t2.U0O.000 Lincoln memorial temple Is to be built on the banks of the Potornno in Washington is to oomo from the Soprls national forest, Colorado. Prussia's state railways, after an ex perience of many years in the use ot storass battery cars on their system. have found that, without making any radical changes In tho standard railroad cars, storage battery propulsion may be applied successfully' In respect ot both operation and economy, The Mexican Situation. Tho Mexican situation resembles a game ot chess In which tho ployora, Huerta and tho United States gov ernment, are endeavoring to check mate each other, At present thero is a lull in tho game duo to the do- lay In tho announcement of tho re sult of tho recent elections, and the next move, however, must come, from Huerta. Tho policy ot the president up to this tlmo has consisted moroly ot tho repudiation of the methods by which Hucrta came into power, disapproval ot his official acts and repudiation in advanco of tho elections under his control. Tho impatience of other govern menta regarding the attltudo ot the United States toward Mexico and tholr desire that this government adopt strong measures for the restor ation of peace is officially acknowl edged. Tho Mexican situation has passed out ot the "family affair" and it is now a question between tho United States and tho governments of Europe. Tho impression Is gain ing ground that Europe has forced the hand of tho United States and mado It incumbent on President Wl! son to announco some pian wnicn otters somo promise ot practical achievement. It would appear that there is only one solution to tho present trend of events unless It Is checked by an abrupt stroke not In line with the present negativo policy, and' that end is a resort to drastic measures, Kx Istlng conditions and rocent events indicate the approach ot tho time whon the United States will declare its patience exhausted and pledge Itself in tho name ot International morality and humanity to take up the duty ot restoring order In Mexico. Any courtesy by which recogni tion and arms be given to tho revolutionists in tho north, with the hope of encouraging them and giving them the wherewithal to oust Hu erta by force, would hardly be con slderod an honorable course. (Sen eral Carranza has declared that, wljl adequate arms and ammunition, he Poor Charities. There are charity societies, as all the world knows, that only give to the poor quarter or a half cent of every dollar they take In, most of their subscriptions going for salaries to officers and investi gators, for expensive rtrttal&J etc. Richard March, the charity expert ot (Denver, was condemning thes charities. He said: "X man's wife shouted up to him the other day: 'Don't you think this blue overcoat with the strapped-ln back is too new and fashionable, 'Oeorge, to give away?' " 'It's the agent ot the Alpha Incor porated Charltlss that's at the door, Isn't itr "Yes. dear " Then let the coat go, said Qeorge. It'll be old enough and old-fashioned enough before It gets to the poor dub Twice Told' Tales that's News. shivering for 11 now.' "Denver Hard to Please. A sood story Is told of Provost Haw kins, on old don of Oriel college, Oxford. who waa never happy unless he could find same fault to criticise In the under graduate who came before him. Among other thlncs the record ot chapel attend anoa waa always on Hawkins table ready to be referred to (or praise or blame. One day when a student, who was an Oriet man. was before him, the provost consulted the record. "I observe, air. King," sold he, "that you have never missed a single chapel, morning or evening, during the whole. term." He paused, but Instead of a word ot praise, which might reasonably have been expected, he continued severely: "I must warn you, Mr, Klnr, that even too regular attendance at chapel may devtlop Into formalism.' London Tele graph. If Only Mrs. Marian 81ms, the suffrage air woman, was. advocating the universal ballot at the Hempstead Plains (U I, aerodrome. "And another type of woman who es pecJally needs the vote," said Mrs. Sims, 'Is the spinster. It isn't the spinster's fault that sh Is a spinster. Many ntoe slrl goes through life without meet ing a single nice man." She smiled, shook her head, and added earnestly : "Ive, they say. makes the world so round. Ah. If It would only make th llsibla men go round, too." Nw York Mail. NOVEIBEn 0. Thirty Years Ago The election, despite the splendid day. polled but a small vote. Among the winners were: For coanty clerk, II. T. Leavltt; for sheriff, Dave Miller; for treasurer, John Rush: for nuperlntendent. B. Brunner; for cosoner, W. II. Kent; for district clerk, W. II. Ijams; for county commissioner, F. W, Corliss. A large trunk containing gentleman's clothing found near Um Minneapolis Omarta track twelve miles from the city, may be recovered by the owner If e will call on W. Redmond, PB North Sixteenth, I MJobael Lee. head porter of the Millard hotel, ia mourning the death of his two youngest children, both taken away by dfptheria. The funeral took place from the residence, SIS South avenue. ' The ex.preatderrt ot Honduras, De Soto. passed through Omaha In a special car, coming In from the west 6a tho Cnlon Pacific and leaving for Chicago on the Milwaukee. The Journeymen tailors employed In the establishments of G. A. Llndqueat and B. Williams struck over the refusal for an Increase In wages. James Horton of Clinton, Ia., a cousin and old schoolmate of Charles Grove ot this city. Is here visiting, and may lo cate In Omaha. The Bans Ceremonle club held one of Its regular hops In the Millard hotel with a large attendance. Twenty Yera Ago senator w, v. Alien rajsea nis vuics nd pledged his vote for Bllas A. Hoi- comb for the atate supreme bench. Mr. Allen waa speaking to a big crowd at Washington haU. which V. O. Btrlckler, promlnertt populist, called to order. Ha then Introduced the chairman, George A. Magney, who preseated the senator with the record for the longest speech in th United Btates, The stalwart states man recited a few Incidents of that cel ebrated speech, much to the delight ot his hearers. The republicans kindled a big fire of enthusiasm at Kxpailllon hall, whers Meeche were made by John Ia Web- ater, Ben a Baker, W. J. Connell, Mayor Bomls and Charles J. Greene. Jt was a big booster for the re-election of Mayor Bemls and defeat ot Sheriff Bennett. Thomas Orr waa being congratulated over his appointment as assistant secre tary to the receivers of the Union Pa cine. Alexander Miller was maae sec retary, with headquarters In New YorK, leaving Mr. Orr on the ground In Omaha, where the work was done. Judge Miller of David City, wno as pired to be United States district attor ney In place ot Ben 8. Baker, the present Incumbent, was the guest for the nay ot Friend Baker. Imoresslva ceremonies were held at Crelrtiton college In memory of Edward Cretghton, founder of that Institution. The Bee was asked by Mrs. O'Neill to state that hs was still In the race for county superintendent of' schools. Ten Years Ago The- Chicago High scnooi aeoaiera iui another Indian sign on me umina High's In a debate at Kountxo Memorial Lutheran, church, tho Omaha boya tak ing tha afflrmaUve ot the question, "R- sorred that the munlclpallues should own and operate their street railways." Ths judges were X 3. Bmyth and Frank Crawford of Omaha, who voted for the Chicago lads, and Prof. Fogg oi ine University of Nebraska, who thought Omaha had won. The Omaha debaters were, wen cnernnsron, incnaru and Lyman Bryson, the last replacing Joseph Bwenson. who was too III to appear. It was announced that nav. d. iu Tlndall. pastor of Trinity Methodist church, had been assigned the church at Qreat Falls, Mont, and that nev. John nondeftm Smith of that place would come to the Trinity puipiu ut, nn- dall waa one of the veteran Omaha, pas tors. president Horace Oreely Burt. Super intendent E. E. Buckingham, Chief En gineer J. B, Berry, Oenaral Passenger Agent B. U Lmax of the Union Pacific arrived from the east with Traffic Di rector J. C Btubbs of the Hnrrlman system In his private car, "Sunset" Clay Clement returned to Omaha and played the New Dominion at the Boyd after on absence from thla city of five years. He was not given tne reception which he or the piece deserved. fit A Point on the Aadltorlam. OMAHA, Nov. E, To the Editor of The Bee: In recent articles discussing the ad visability In fact, the necessity of keep ing the Auditorium free from reverting to private ownership, it appears to the writer one point has been overlooked. The city council Is In favor ot buying the property at the stipulated price If the voters endorse the proposition. The only objection raised waa by myself, as to the cost ot putting the building In good shape and financing Its operation after the city acquires ownership. The prioe stipulated li 5,000 and the bond issue must be restricted to iZM.0U). It waa suggested to the representatives of the Auditorium company In the coun cil chamber that they throw oft tl6,0 of the price, to give the city at least a small fund to do necessary work If we take over the property. The Auditorium peo ple could only promise to glye this sug gestion consideration. They could not pledge favorable action. So, we will have provided the bonds are voted-only XS.0OO with which to finish th building and make It what It ought to be. Estimates Ot cost Ot com pletion run as high aa 130,000, or better, and soon or late at least that amount must be expended or we must tolerate a barnlike condition In what ahould be (and can be made) a really pleasing. If not a beautiful, building. The city would not be under the necessity of paying taxes and probably reed not cam in surance. But the cost of operating would be quite heavy and a fund would have to be provided for that purpose. Constant demands would be made on the city for the free use ot the building and In many Instances the request would be justified under city ownership. Thus, the possible revenue would be an uncertain quantity, and this fact must be recognised. That la the meat of the whole matter a fund to properly finish and maintain the property after purchase. If 1 understand the position of the Auditorium company, the offer to sell for X225.000 and pay the cost of a special election has been only temporarily with drawn, because of the fact that the spe cial election, if called, could, not be de voted exclusively to the Auditorium prop osition. Iditer on, if the field can be cleared for that question, the offer will very likely be renewed. JOHN J. ItYDEB, City Commissioner. "Veiser Favored O'Hern. OMAHA, Nor. 6. To tho Editor of The Bee: Noticing newe Items Intended to re flect on Governor Morehead for releasing u iiem over the recommendation of the Pardon board and referring to the fact that the matter was kept quiet, I believe that aa a member of that board who rec ommended clemency in a minority opin ion, I should serd you a copy of this opinion. I do not know whether ths gov ernor acted upon this opinion or upon a doctor's certificate, but I certainly sup port hla actions for the reasons given. Perhaps no notice waa given the press. becauM of our rules, whloh discourage giving notice of where convicts are pa roled, because of the terrible handicap ot the prejudice against ex-convicts. The fact that Governor Morehead and I belong to different political parties la no Justification for remaining silent when he Is unjustly criticised or If he has done wrong when I havo recommended tha act and continue to stand for It JOHN O. TEIBBR. People Talked About Aimed at Omaha Niobrara Tribune: The teachera ot Ne braska were lse in taking the atate as sociation to Omaha. When Lincoln was sure ot getting the association the sight of a bodge brought sneers and Insuita to those who wore It Now things are different Nebraska City Press: For once In their checkered career the Omaha Bee and the Omaha World-Herald ore fighting a com mon foe, the Schoolmasters' club, and supporting "Doc" Thomas, who ia mak ing a lot ot noise because he lost his job. It Is Indeed true that politics mokes strange bedfellows. A Missouri university student who cir culated a story that some ot his aas elates needed culture In the use of the fork changed his mind after coming In contact with a bunch ot aggrlsved flats, Edwin Ftske ot Mount Vernon, N. Y., has been mayor for the lost twelve years and is making a hot fight for re-election in opposition to He v. JameB Berg, Lutheran minister, who is at present one of the aldermen. When they met for ths first time In thirty years George W. and Charles T. Norton recognised each other instantly Although In constant correspondence and often within & few mites ot each other. they never met until recently In San Francisco. On his hunting trips, other land jour neys and voyages by sea the kaiser takes along a member of the diplomatic service. His present traveling companion. Count George von Wedel. was first secretary of the German embassy at Washington from 1906 to mi. Miss Toms Solomon la a policewoman of Chicago who acted just tike a police man one day last week. Bjie arrested a burglar, pressed a revolver against his head and marched him off to jail. This Is said to have been the first real arrest by a Chicago policewoman. In the village ot Dormowa, Poland, has been found a woman 130 years old, the only living person in Oermony whowaa a witness of Napoleon's march to Mos cow. Later she sow the Russian Cossacks chasing the French troops back and sup plied the latter with food. One of the queer things about this queer old world is that tho more one speeds up to annihilate time, the quicker Father Time annihilates the speeder. Take the record of Charley Gates. His pace was a mile a minute and his spending score a million for a first class toot. But Wayne Herald: It Is likely the seinih motives nf Omaha and Unco In, rivals In ambition to entertain the teachers, are in a measure responsible for the spirit of discord in educational circles. The merchants ofone city are just as human and selfish aa Uiose of the other, and all wont to extend the glad hand to vlsltlns teachers, and at the same time show them the latest and beet In fall and win ter goods. CHEERY CHAFF. "She is suing her husband for drveree because he won't work." Thofa funny I thought he always has had a jobT" "So he has. He works far the city." Et Louis Republic. 'Imltaticn Is trie slncerest flattery.' said the ready-made philosopher. "Well," replied the unemotional per son, "of course an Imitation five-cent piece Is an expression of admiration for a regular nickel. But It isn't any compli ment fo the Innocent bystander It sets pasted off on." Washington Btar 'Those two women don't speak to each other." "I have observed the fact" replied Mies Cayenne. "It's rather rude of them." "I don't know. Considering what they are both liable to say under provocation, the silence items rather courteous and forbearing." Washington Star. "John John, dear," whispered Mrs. Timmld, shaking her sleeping husband violently by the arm, "there's a burglar In the house'." "Oh. well, let him bursle." returned John sleepily. "He can have the silver If he wants It. but the cuss Isn't coin? to roo me or my sleep." Judge. It was on a Broadway car. A possemrer stooped and picked up a coin from the floor. Three of the qlher passengers, eyed him with envy. He said: ".which of vou people drooped a IS gold piece?" I did. yelled each of the three. 'Well," said the finder to th man nearest lilm. "here's a nickel of It." New Tork Times. YE FOOT BALLE MANNE. Girls! Boya! Get a 25 cent bot tle and try a "Danderine Hair Cleanse" Save your hair! ... .. ... Alter waaning your nair wun soap always apply a little Danderine to the scalp to Invigorate the hair and prevent dryness. Better still, use soap aa spar ingly as possible, and Instead have n "Danderine Hair Cleanse." Just moisten a cloth with Danderine and draw It carefully through your hair, .taking one strand at a time. This will remove dust dirt and excessive oil. In a few mo ments you will be amazed, your hair Blair Tribune) Blair visitors to Omaha on a Sunday would do well to clip U.e list ot placea published in The Bee. where It Is possible to buy a drink on the Bab bath. No sense ot being dry In dear old Omaha. Odd Bits of Life About E.C00 barbers ore. on a strike in lower New York and doing some fine work for the safety rator trust. Three little pigs hove been adopted by a mother dog here to take tne place ot her lost puppies. The mother cases for her foster family as if they were her own, Mrs. J. R. Miller of Brattleboro, Vt, has picked red rospberrlets and block. berries every day since September L On October 10 aha picked enough of the raspberries for a pie. Edward Ftscuss, a farmer of Greens- burg, Ind., heard o ringing In a tree and discovered a buzxard with a bell hung about Its neck. The bill waa removed and the buxsard released. A New York kid of IS, who swiped a roll ot bills from his s.ster's stocking, started out to chose Indians, out was halted at a railroad ticket office, where he Indiscreetly flourished the money. A dream, so vivid that It led a .mother to travel nearly a thousand miles, came true with the reunion In Syracuse, N, T , ot Mrs. Marian A. Dexter of Chicago and her daughter, Alice O. tfexier, for whom she had been searching for fifteen years. A bad boy ot i3 in New York ran away from home because hla father of ". and with the spirit and punch of the tame, whipped him for annoying his Portland Oregtmlan. Attend ye weM. tne merle menne, Whyle I to jou reUtte Ye tullade et ye footballs guy. Hys happie, happle state. Whenne o'er ye campus hee deth strutt Ye students aaxe A gawk. St for seajon hee 1 sure Ye cocke of all ye waiue. ltee necdeth not to studie hard In lore or oooKes 10 snync up, They dare nott can hym, lest they mar D'sturb ye footebille lyne-uppe. Hya euehy want attended Is; Hee hath ye shower and rubbe: & thrice each day he hath a. bifge, Plump T-bone for hys grubbe. Ye roaydens alt do ogle hym, A count nym oi ye ,". Admlrynr of his stalwnrt frayme A. eke hya manlle cheste. & oft they fayne would scratch and byt A syster Jealouslle Because she won re footballe manne They hoped was thyrs to bee. Hee burnetii notte ye midnight oil, Nor quaffeth ale or bofVe. A euerv night he hvtte yestrawe At ! p. m. o'clorke: students throng ye stande each days & watch hys manlle capers; lire gavneth fame & lykewlse hath Hys picture In ye papers. "Oil happle, happle. footballe manne, Mv Inner spirit cryes. He Is regarded as a bearc, c . rt nil V,,' 4 all he doeth to dtaerte Thys ease, ye iraynor Ie butte to runne about the nelfly' At rysfce. of sudden death. S Soap On Your Hair Causes Dandruff; Scalp Gets Dry, Then Hair Falls Out will not only be clean, but It Will bi waxy, fluffy and abundant, and possess an Incomparable softness and lustre. Besides cleansing and beautifying th-j hair, one application of Danderine dis solves every particle of dandruff; stimu lates the scalp, stopping Itching and fall ing hair. Danderine la to the hair what fresh Bhowers of rain and sunshine are to vegetation. It goes right to the roots. In vigorates and strengthens them. Its ex hllerating and life-producing properties causo the hair to grow long, strong nnd beautiful. Men! Ladles! You can surely have Iota of charming hair. Get a 3j cunt bottle of Knowlton'a Danderine from any drug store or toilet counter and try IL m Spend Your Winter in the Balmy Southland! Florida and the Gulf Coast J Along ths east coast of Florida and dotting the shores of the Gulf of Mexico, are many places where you may go to escape the shiver ing cold of a northern winter. Here you can enjoy splendid hotel Accommodations and such outdoor diversions as motoring, sailing, salt water bathing and fishing, golfing and tennis, in midwinter. Rund Trip Excursion Tickets on sale dally until April 30, 1914, via Chicago and North Western Railway, to Chicago and choice of scenic routes therefrom. Liberal stopover privileges. Return limit June 1, 1914. Unequaled Train Service FourUen trains are operated daily between Omaha and Chicago via Chlcsro and North Western Railway, making convenient connections at Chicago with rt trains on all lines to and from ths South and Southeast, and forming a psiiengcr service that csanot b surpassed. The Best of Everything Ticket Offices Chicago and North Western Railway 1401-1403 Famam St., Omaha, Nth. mvjito The Bee "Want Ads Ee&ch out and find the very thing you want. Rooms, houses and flats for rent, real estate, help, business chances, etc. Try them in any of the many classifications. 2c per word for one time or So per word for two consecutive times. Phone Tyler 1000 iv " -BBaBsr- r s vnaney is dead at 17. Hla speed to the BraJidfathr of 101. Apparently, that cemetery by special train was a shad family Is juat beginning to live and Its leaa than his favorite record, but Je got rirat lively stunt la a war whoop of ae ther just the same. f.am against the Otlerian theory. DR. BRADBURY DENTIST ' tHOB Fantasa Street. 90 Tsara game Ofrioe. Phone Dour. 173 Extracting 25c Up fJM ? f Missing Teeth aurplied fillings 50c Up faHsBH09k with out Plates or Bridge- Bridge work ....S2.00 Up g work. Nerves rcnjorexJ Crewai $2J50 Up xTlT Tf TflJ without pain. Work gus I'U'es SHOO Up 1 1 4 nted ten years.