3 Tim BEE: OMAJIA, MONDAY, NOVEMBER 3. 1913. Oh, Yes! Jeff Believes in the Theory of Reincarnation Drawn for The Bee by "Bud" Fisher 1 ' -1 : , , : C '-n -,.r, sw,mutr, ivc jusr (wu. ,n as ( rll7 'TIS TRUE, BGE S-RJDTNG TH r ; WTWPotfONMW ( VJ6LU? upon rAv won d ?coRvotr ReiNw-noNj EU WHA:r Bg alv; TooftYiwocR I mivr I BeUEV lli ) TT THKrAU.6Re1 J" ABCWT IT? ANOTHER N:.!, I OF IT? xHi co""-' TROe.IftUST rGN ARe LN(NiGMN tL NfsPoLPON WAS SMA, I 7 f N JO SHOW MUTT ) N .rt,OTHet. BEING, f nrST7miyJ-WG5 N V"" REfNCrRMTlON Jif T"1 1 fAU5T lf ' ' "'''' TMet 7 DP ALL BftWLERS NOW LINED Praotically Every' Team that Will Roll This Tear is in Harness. HARD TO GET TEEM TOGETHER RcTeral Important Meeting i( the Oreater Oman I'lnmfn llnrr Bm Porlr Attended As semblies Mean Mncli. The coming week placet In the field Omaha's vait bowling army. With the Omaha league now under full swing and the Automobile league ready for their tart next Thuridar night all the old or ganlsatlons are lined up. In addition to these the Qlan Gordons, the newest league, open Ita first season next Thurs day night on the Metropolitan alleys, making In all thirteen leagues playing on regular schedules. This In all probability will be the entire lineup this season. The only log In bowling thus far Is the j Inability of the Greater Omaha Dowllng ings hare been called, but the prospects of holding one seem to fall through At the eleventh hour and nothing has been done by this body. The delay has been quite a disappointment to the bowlers as this body takes charge of bowling In gen eral. With the Midwest tournament start ing the latter part of this month, nothing lias been done towards sending a strong delegation to St. Louis to represent this city. Omaha should have this big tourna ment In 1M4 and stands a chunce of getting It If a concerted effort la made. The city association Is the body to take care of this and with the -pledged sup-1-ort of the SL Louis bowlers, the bringing of this big event to this city next year ( could be aocohtpUihed. Immediately allowing the' Midwest tournament the city tournament must be 'organised and disposed of. In order to , bring these tournaments to a successful ending it is necessary for the promoters to et an early start. This has not been 'done, but It is not too late. A vigorous I campaign and continual hard and well planned labor will accomplish what Is necessary. The city association Is headed this season by some very capable officers and with the undivided support of all the leagues the present bowling season can be made to surpass Till others. Rolling last week was the best yet tills season. Keen competition was displayed and some close and exciting matches were rolled. Scores were of high quality. The Luxus team's J.000 total led In the team vents. The 6W score rolled by Neale in tho Booster league Thursday night and the 678 rolled by Conrad In the Omaha league Thursday featured among the In dividual totals. Melum of the Ulsy team I rolled high single game for this week with W7. T9I..V.I.. .1.- ..... .. .... . .ft".".; kiv urn aupm)- is.i weeK wo the rolling of Jimmy Joseph who rolls In three leagues. In his nlno games he maintained an average over 309. Ills rotting attracts more attention, as he Is practically Rw s.t the game, but la one , or the coming sharks. If the local rollers keep up their pres eat pace they stand a good show of grabbing a big slice of the bacon at the BL Louis tournament, which would only I be duplicating the feat they pulled off at , the fame tournament In Kansas City last year, l i BeWMNO SCJII3DULK. ' Association Alters. XNIOHTil OK cni.l1MHitsinviiiv Murphy IMd It against Puritan 1-aundry, S0VrKeo,u Company against McQuillan iiats. Browning King Company against I Stanley Mace. I UOOUTKH LKAGrK Tl'E8DAV. i H7conu MMlnst Ilsys, Kiks I ifViutC,l.rU Clara Relies against w.1? C.lu' 1urnles Highballs against National Helnlng Company, AUTOMOHiLb LEAQl'lJ THt'It8DAY. Team sohedulo not complete. Garlow'a Alleys Konth Omasa. 3MAS,ULCITY I-KAm'B-MONDAY. lK.nU5L,?.Ut!? Vet- Hlnel'V I-al against v i5 White Sox. Jetters' Old Age against Martin Tigers, Bouth Omaha Ice Com pany against Culktns' Tailors. Morrison Alters. FAIRMONT CREAMBRY MONDAY. Better Ilutter against Puritan lirullers. Diadem against Fairmont Farms. Dellda against Uquld Gold. OATS CITY LEAOrE-Tl'ESDAY. 60,000 CAKES TOILET SOAP WW U ea Sale TUESDAY BRANDEIS STORES At Price That Are Stwttionmlly Low Raman's Fallstaffs against X-Rays, Frank's Colts against Mickey Qibsons, T. O. B. No. 3S against Btors Triumphs, l'ote lx)Chs against Parrell's Hyrups. LITHOaitAI'lIEllfl-WEONEHUAY. Klnntl.flnpf nlmlnit t'plntlnv Comany. Rpsten Transfers nsklnst Omaha Prjntlng Comcany, Epsten I'ress against uyon r.nsravers. OMAHA I.HAai'E-THl'HSDAY. El I'axos against Old Htyle Lager. OMAHA OAB LEAGUE-FRIDAY. Comfort Irons against Does, Reznor Heaters hgnlnst Tar Ilables, Intensos against Dlsnatchers. MPtrniinlltnii Alleys. COMMERCIAL LEAOt'E MONDAY. Drotlegaard Crowhs agalniit Jotter's Old Ago, Jabez Cross against Tracy's La Trudas. WEDNESDAY. Frank's Kandy Kids ivgalnst Rumohr's Old Taverns, nesclln Trade Marks against Qulckservs. METROPOLITAN WEDNESDAY. Clgarmakers' Illue Iibel against Mo gulllans, I'etft Jch Jrs. against rthani. rocks, Edelweiss against Drozdas-Kenos, Ortmnn's Uakers against llntto nils. OMAHA LEAOUK THURSDAY. Metx against Luxus. HtMTlInc Epitomes. Illll Iearn still maintains his ledd of the Individuals In the Gate City leagUe with a lk& average. Adolph Btors Jumped back In the game last wrek, rolling n fair total. This Is hi first attempt this season. Frank Leplnskl doea not use bowling hte this season, causing him to tftko a drop In his avornge. We wonder why, The Farrcll's Byi'ups 'are slicking tllte molasses tn thb last placo In their league. They are giving odds thnt they will hold incir position. The postponed game between the Mots team and tho Corey-McKonsIos will be played tills morning at 11 o'clock on the Association alleys, Hloux City, lit., and I'eorln. 111.. Mill make strong bids, for next year's midwest tournament. Omaha Is also expected to make a fight fur It. The Btorz Triumphs have figured a new way to cut down expanses on their pro posed. St. Uiuls trip. It was learned that F1U could ride for halt fare. If a few of the would-be goat getters In somo of1 Omaha's popular leagues would lay off awhile they might be able .to roll better totals themsevea. The executive committee of tho Omaha league lias decided that In oil games lolled by this league at tho Association alleys, No. 4 and No, 6 will be tieed. Terrell says he will have what he wants In the way of a bowling ball It ho has to put corners on It. He Is working nicely now, getting a CO total lost week. The Corey-McKenxlo team Is now lead ing the Omaha lengue, although thty have two postponed games to play off, ono with the Mctz nnd one with tho Luxus. The Clun Gordons Jump In Thursday night on the Metropolitan alleys and roll every first and third Thursday thereafter. The league Is composed of four teamt. Watch them go. What has become of Johnnie LnlrdT Johnnio Is Omaha's champion pln-buster. He says that he Is too busy to play, but his friends scout this Idea. Johnnie Is too popular to retire. "Dutch" Epler Just can't make that hook bohave. He vainly tries to keep It com ing up the hill, but every tlmo It backs Up. Stick with It. "Dutch." Many haVo failed uiuy 10 iiiuuiy eucccsa. Herb Oarlow and Tom White nre often seen piaying a match game for a high ball not bowling ball). There Is no chance for Herb to lose. He spends his money this way anyhow. The lithographers claim the youngest bowler In the city In thetr man Helntz. He rolled a 303 game last week, ftnlshln with 617. He Is only about three fet in height and li year of age. H Uler could only get that start, he w?.li,d.roil n awrul ,otal- started with 107 Tuesday night and finished with 62J. Thursday night he got a I start and finished with 619. Borne pull-up. . Charley Ortman Is back in the game. Ills cokiiomen is attached to oiw of the teams In the Knights of Columbus league and he tolls with his own team, the Ort mun liakots, In the Metropolitan lojgue. ' John lllnchey of the HInchey Lads In ... ..ibsio K.ny league, says that his bunch are sure winners in th.it 'easue this season. They certainly look It; Judging from their past performance The Wroth Cafo team, unwilling to be outdone by the Luxus bunch Thursday night, rolled ono of the best balanced eamcs ever rolled In tills city, with team games of M, l and 78, totaling 2,923. Joe Ilerger went out Into society Fri day night and attended a regular Hal wW V",,;,y U"P dpwn and see him. He will tell you all about It. It will bo somewhat different from his fish stories. Tll feller Old Ago 'wm In the Com mercial league are off their feed this '.'L Wln ,,Mh- threauns to can the whole crowd f ihnv don t dIp up. He will at least vpk a flna on thcnT The Rees Printing company and Epsten Press company, of the lithographer." fitKJ'' x! ,,av,n hrd fight Xor first Place. At present the Rees printers have iu on meir rivals with a margin of two I games. I nTwS JJ two ,h',,E necessary to keep the Polarlne Automobile Oil team Of the Standanl nil I..... U.1 tl.a ........ touillft- im " V"'. ,'.'f,?r ueJ" F00 Pint and Player B plrUs be In every McCabe almost rolled 600 last week. Oh. my! how small that hat la getting." Mac says that the material In It Is punk, ,u'r morn'n causing It to shrink, i H?wlt" thmk 11 -omethlni besides the hat that la changing sue. I'urshouse, one of our prominent bowl 's I'bwomlng tired of the single life and will soon take unto himself somebody !i "1ur"e" ,a ' ,hat he will irrut hen the big event comes off. Wonder If he Up t the culprit who stole Johaaoii s Cigars Lee the lengthy artltt of the Oate City league, was shifted to the anchoi position on the Mickey Qlbson tram causing diiaatrous rrsults as far as hie scores are concerned. He only managed to put together the grand total ot 441 Learn over. The race In the Omaha tlas league thlr rrason Is proboli y the most littreitlng er een In Omaha bowling history. Four .ri.a ucu ior seoona place just one game behind the leaders, and the tall end team follows Just one game behind them. The results of one series could change the entire line-up. placing the tail-enders into first place er vice varsai 6RAPPLERS ON FOR CHARITY Thirty Will Take Part in the Events 'at tho Auditorium. FARMER BURNS AT TH HELM lending; Wrestler- Will Dnnntr Their MrrrlocM for the Heneflt nt tho City Mission .Tickets on Hntr. Tickets for the big charity wrestling match which will bo held ono week from tonight will be placed on salo In every prominent business house In tho city of Omaha olther today or tomorow. Tho tickets will be off tho press today as will the large placards advertising the carni val. Tho match will te billed on nil tho tnrge billboards In tho city, rent of which has been tendered by the owners. Tho match Itself wilt bo one of the big gest athletic carnivals ever held In tho west Twenty-two well trained and prominent wrestlers from Omaha and neighboring cities have offered their services freo. The chief attractions will bo Farmer Uurns, Tusslff Hussane and the Teddy brothers. In nil nearly thirty men wilt take part In the big show. The proceeds from this carnival will be turned over to Mss Nellie Magee to be used by her for the city mission worlt. It Is probable that the money will be used in filling baskets with eats nnd hearts with gladness , on Thanksgiving day. Last year over 100 was realized by a similar carnival but It Is figured that this year's show, which will bo much larger nnd ott a larger scale, will bring to the coffers of the city mission over 11,000. Tho show will be held at tho Auditor ium. This year Instead of ono Vint) dig ging down. In his pocket and paying for the big Auditorium the directors of this institution have offered the house to the carnlvaj promoters for Just the expen-e of heating and lighting tho building. Tho printers who nro putting out tho tickets and the advertising cards expect to make no money from the Jobs. Several promi nent Bouth Omaha girls have volunteered to sell tlcketa tn tho exchange building while several Omaha society girls will get out and try and Influence the promi nent business and office men In Omaha to Invest n dollar or more In a little gladness for the poor ot Omaha. The backing of nearly every minister In Omaha to the project has been received by the committee. No one will make a penny out of the big carnival but tho the city mission. Ezra Millard, assistant cashier of the Omaha Natlbnal bank and also of the city mission, will have charge of the auditing and will personally see that Miss Magee gets every cent which Is not used to help defray expenses. The wrestlers who have agreed to help put with their service are: Yusslff Hus sane, Farmer Burns and his two sons, Jack Light, Pete Looh, Charlie Loch, Jack Lewis, Owen Daley. Bill llokuf, Joe Zlgmunil, Frank Coleman, Jack Meyers, Jack Tolllver. Oconto Btash, Joe Miller, Charlie Peters. Sam Inderfor, Jap Taml sea, Johnny Holdcn, Charlie Jensen, Ross Robinson, Vernon Breedlove and Harry Palmer. lng, tho long end runs by Thulln and the good all around work of Holllnger, Loft End Lewis, by far the lightest and small est man on tho team, made, one brilliant forty-yard run, and did some sensational tackling. The game for Holbrook was featured by the punting and line plung ing of Chchcy, and the end runs of Moll .ring. I'lnplre: McMurran of Oxford. Referee: Clifton of HolOrook. ATTORNEY GENERAL CHANGES OPINION ABOUT FUNDS (From a Staff Corresiiondnnt.) LINCOLN. Nov. 2. (Special.) "On ngln', off agin' gone agin', Flnnlgnn," will about explain tho situation In the Insurance department muddle at tho pres ent time. When the courts ordered State Auditor Howard to pay Insurance Commissioner Brian's salary and tho other expenses of tho office, It ordered them paid and did not go nny fnrther. However, Auditor Howard docs not propose to got himself and his bondsmen In tvouble and when the vouchers from tho Insuranco depart ment for salaries camo to him drawn or. tho general fund of tho office In stead of the cash fund as has formerly been the case, he held them up. Mr, Howard claims that the salaries of the examiners must be drawn on tho regular cash fund which Is derived from fees collected for examining Insuranco com panies and that' salaries have nothing to do with expenses ot the office. The first opinion of the attorney general given In the matter authorized the au ditor to pay out of the general fund, given on October 10, yesterday ho re vised his opinion after talking with Mr, Howard' and made It cover the cosh 'und' . Postorrire Primary. YORK, Neb., Nov. ?. (Special.) Three aspirants for the York postofflce held an eloctton In York . yesterday to see which of them would succeed George W. Shreck, .whoso term docs not explrS until Febru ary, 1916. W. W. FeoBter, present re corder of deeds, won out over his com petitors. J. B. McOtirley nnd Tom Clif ford, the vote standing ninety-one for Feoster, seventy-two for McOurley and seventy-four for Clifford. HARVARD DEFEATS CORNELL Crimson Victorious by Score- of Twenty-Three to Six. WINS WITH APPARENT EASE Cornell Held Ilack of Middle of Field nnd n Nmllirlble Pactor for Three Periods of Unme. It's n llnrnlnjj JUinme not to have Bucklen's Arnica Salve to euro burns, eczema, bolls, sores, piles, cuts, bruises, wounds and ulcers. 25c. For sale by your druggist. Advertisement. Key to .the Situation Bee Advertising. 8 In tlx Fnllft Chaniplona. SIOUX- FALLS, 8. D., Nov. I. (Special Telegram.) Sioux Falls High school to day defeated Madison High school, 13 to K Tills victory practically assures Sioux Falls the state championship. CAMBRIDGE, Mass., Nov. J. The strength of the Crlmeon first line play ers and tho weakness of the second stri,ng men were brought out In Har vard's game today against Cornell, which tho Crimson won with apparent ease, 23 to . While Brickley, Hardwlck, Captain Storer and others of the regular Harvard players wore In the lineup touchdowns wore scored In each of the three periods and Brickley added his customary goal from tho field. Cornell was held back of the middle of the field and w&a a negligible factor for three periods. In the last fifteen minutes Coach Houghton sent his subs into the gome and they crumbled against the Ithacan onslaught. Although they made a game stand and held Cornell for threo downs, they could not prevent a score on the fourth rush. Cornell almost failed to make the touch down, for Barrett, In plunging through a hole In the center, brought up against the canvas covered goal post. There wo a mass ot players about htm as he stood grasping the upright unable to get to the other side. He was. fortunate, how ever, In poshing the ball) around and Referee Longford ruled that a touchdown had been 'scored. It was tho first consistent march of au opposing team to the Harvard goal line this year, although Holy Cross scored on Harvard In the game two weeks ago. The three Harvard touchdowns, oil by Brtckloy, came on steady rushing and varied plays. One ot them was of a spectacular nature mado on a fifteen yard forward pass, Brickley tried two goals from the field from the forty-yard line, which failed by narrow margins. The successful goal was mado from the slxteeni-yard mark. Harvard came through the game In prime condition for next Saturday's con test at Princeton. Llneuo; HARVARD. Coolldge L.E. Gllman L.T. Cowan u.u. Trumbull Pennock .C. ..R.O. WHhlngton ...R.T. Storer Logan Hardwlck ..R.E. Q.B. ,1.11, CORNELL. R.B O'Hearn R.T Mallory R.O Hyland CL Cool L.G Munns L.T Ouayer L.B Mohaffey Q.B Schuler R.H Barrett Bradlee R.H. IL.H Fritz Brickley F.B.I F.B Shelton Umpire: Fultz of Brown. Referee: Langford of Trinity. Head linesman: Pendleton of Bowdoln. Time of periods: 0:15. Harvard, scoring: Touchdowns, Brickley, 2; goals from touchdowns, Hardwlck, Storer: goal from field; Brick ley. Cornell scoring: Touchdown. Bar rett. Substitutions: Harvard, Soucy for Trumbull, Battlo for Hardwlck, Hard wlck for Bradlee, Dana for Coolldge, Freedley for Logan, Wllletts for Hard wlck, Morgan for Wlthlngton, Mills for Pennock, McKlnlock for Brickley, L. Curtis for Storer, Underwood for Cowan, Bridgelow for Soucy, R. Curtis for Oil man. Cornell: Williamson for Mallory, Rels for O'Hearn. Collyer for William son, Munnlok for Hyland, Lahre for Shel ton, O'Hearn for Collyer, Williamson for Cool. NEBRASKA RAILROAD COMMISSIONERS IN EAST (From a Staff Correspondent.) WASHINGTON, Nov. 2.-(Spedal Tele gram.) Thomas L. Hall and U. O. Powell, commissioner and rate clerk of tho Nebraska State Railway commission, have -gone from here to New York. Later they will visit Albany before returning to Nebraska. They have been attondlng tho twenty-fifth annual convention of stale railway commissioners. Their trip to New York In made In connection with the proposed reduction In the rates ot the Western Union Tele graph company. That corporation Is now keeping a strict account of all Nebraska business, and tho Nebraska official:) wish to Inspect their methods of accounting. They had expected to ne In Washington next week for the hearing cri the K.in-sas-Nebroska-Callfornla flour and wheat case. Owing to the Illness of one of the railroad attorneys who was to appear, the case will probably be ordered post poned for possibly two months. The Issues of the cose are said to be of vital interest to Nebraska nillloM. It ' has been proposed by lines operating from California and the Pacific to lower the differential rates on wheat and flour 10 cents a hundred and this reduction, it Is claimed, would operate vastly to the Injury of Nebraska millers, since It would curtail shipments of flour and in crease shipments of wheat. CROWDS AT BANQUET BY 0GALLALA BOOSTERS oaAJLLM.A. Neb., Nov. 2. (Special.)-. More than 300 plates were laid at- ths good roads banquet held at the Ogallala opera house Hallowe'en. It was a routing1 success from start to finish. Music waa furnished by the Ogallala Symphony dr chestra and tho Hallowe'en program by Ogallala women boosters. Dr. Gladfclter of Central City gave the principal ad dress of the evening. J. W. "Welpton, consul for Keith county, acted as chairman. DnInem Change nt Walioo. WAHOO, Neb., Nor. 2.-(Spedal. Tha Wahoo Auto and Repair company changed hands last Friday. Wostcrchll & Klotz, who have been running tho busi ness for some t!nle, sold their Interest to Cernlk Bros., who have under con trtructlon a brick garage. A Ton of Gold could buy nothing better for female weak nesses, lame back and kidney troublo than Electric Bitters. Only B3c. For sale by your druggist. Advertisement. W y 7 "MEN DO NOT COUNTERFEIT NOR IMITATE m I THAT WHICH IS UNKNOWN OR WORTH1- I fT LESS." The Keoley treatment has stood' the jLsiJfcB w test of l'mo hav,n beon UBed wlth unparalleled J success for tho past 33 years In curing Alcohol ism, Morphine and other drug-uBing, Cigarette M 1 and Tobacco habits and Neurasthenia. Over a HtjSV quarter million cured men and women In tho J United States are our testimonials. Remedies w Rnd treatment absolutely free tfrom any injur ious or harmful effects. Mental and physical vigor restored. Lifo becomes a happiness and a blessing. 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Out of fourteen at tempts with tho forwurd pass play, the woaterners suoeeeded In making twelve good for long distance gains. Roche, Klnnegan and Pllska, on the receiving end, with Oorals throwing the ball, gained many yards for their team. In fact all of Notre Dame's touch downs were directly due to splendid work with the forward pass. Elchen laub waa a demon on the defense, plow ing through the Army line for good gains and bowling over the interference In slashing style. Dorals' quarterback play waa giltedged. He kicked five ot the goals from touchdowns and ran his team wtth splendid Judgment. ... OXFORD HIGH SCHOOL GIVES BEATING JT0 HOLBROOK OXKORD, Neb.. Nov. r-SpcclaU-The Oxford High school defeat.-d the II ilb cok High school hero yesterday iifterwMi l.v a score ot 3 to 0. The two teams Vfe wolt matched, and both plavd well, ox ford scored In the second quarter on a field goal by Thulln, from the thirty yurd line. It was one of the prettlvst field goals ever made on the Oxford field. In tho lust few seconds of that quarter, Oxford was within two yards of the goal, but time was called before the ball could be put In motion. In the last quarter Oxford was within five yards of the gout, with four downs to make It In. but Holbrook held them for downs, and punted out of danger. The gam for Oxford wu featured by the punting and line plunging ot Lu.k-. m Found ! A tdbaoco that is instantly distinguished from all others by its fragrance. The first time you get a whiff of STAG, you'll go buy some. In the pipe,in the tin, indoors, out doors, its natural lasting fragrance will win you at once and forever. Convenient Package i The Pound Humidor, the Full-Size 10-Cent Tin and the Handy Half-Size 5-Cent Tin. No bite, no sting; No bag, no string. 5-3? 5 TAG IK For Pip and Carctt IVER-LASTING-LY GOOD4 P. Lorllllard Co.EttablUhed 1760