THE BEE: OMAHA, FRIDAY. OCTOBER 31, 1913. I, If Si' ' I- The Omaha daily bee rdUNDKI) BY BDWAItD IlOSBVpATBU victor nosBWATisn. bditor. BEH HU1LD1NQ. FAHNAM A?Td ItTII. Entered nt Omaha postofflee ai second clans matter. . TKIIMS OF SUBSC1UIT10N. Sunday Bee, one year ?' Saturday Bee, one year Dally Be, without Sunday, one year.. t.m Dally Bee, and Sunday, one year...... DKLIVERKD BY CAIintUn. Evening and Bundny Bee. per month... 40s Kvenlng. without Sunday, per month. ..c Dally Bee, Including Sunday, per mo..6oo i Dalit-Bee. without Sunday, per month.4jc i Addrcos all complaints of Irregularities In deliveries to City Circulation Dept. REM ITTANCK. , . Remit by draft, express or postal order, payable to Tho Bee Publishing company. Only J-cent stamps received In payment of small accounts. Personal checks, ex cept on Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee building. South Omaha-231S N street. Council Bluffs-It North Main street. IJneoln-28 Little building. Chlcacc twl Hearst bulldlna-. New Tork-noom UOS, as Fifth avenue. Pt. Louls-KB New Bank of Commerce. Washington 7 Fourteenth Bt. N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and editorial matter should be addressed Omaha Bee. Editorial department SEPTEMBER CIRCULATION. 50,085 Stat of Nebraska, County' of Douglas, ss. Dwtght "Williams, circulation manager of The Beo Publishing; company, being; duly sworn, says that the average dally circulation for tho month of September, 1JU, was W.CB&. DWIOI1T WILL-IAMB, Circulation Manager. Subscribed in my presence and sworn to before me this 1st day of October, 1911. ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Public. gnbaerlfcers leaving: the city temporarily ahoald hn.re The Bee Mailed tt them. Address Trill be champed as often as riueste. Keep aa eye on your gate. Ah, g'wan, who's af-I-frald of gho--e-t-s-staT So b folks just fall for every slang fstyreeetoB that becomes current. I Tfee New York City campaign eaews that when tigers fall out the fur Mm, ."Fear kept the Mexican voters at .ic," nays a nows noto. Something did, sura. The problem with the autumn )we shows is what to do with thd automobiles? It is well to teach the boy not to bJe ethers for what he, Mlmsolr, saeuld h responsible. Looks new as It the Vater board era were suddenly la a frightful hurry te spee the money. ' All Is quiet along the Panama aaatn. Geveraer VMet" evidently is reeenetaerivs the OoethaU jlaa. The Festecne cane, a great work ae- without a pull. Baltimore Tell that te Colombia, , ''Mexico's Future" Is tho title or an ekerlal la as, exchange, But why bather about anything la Mexico but Iti pretest? f , ... . General Felix Dins acts as It he no leer reposed the same Implicit con fl4eM In General Huerta that ho feraerly did. If the Xler trial opens the eyes of the werld wMer than ever to what sees e beetla the screen In Russia, It vW set he in vain. It Mf he wef ttt noting, however, that while "Billy1 Hltt, whe waa and tarried Mtes JJlklne, has ae reyal title, he helda els Ik te a few mlllle dettan. Hill, It Is hard te understand .where the ateCaet!e He in ef Mf teg a special train te earry the re- aMM et a mm whe liked te ride en Missal trtJM wheat he wae alive. It tMaeelree that the expleelen et the Xetpelln dirigible, in which tweeir-eight lives were lost, was due te a partial vacuum formed In the center gondola. That's consoltng. Deo wlley has built a pure air henee f er bis pure food baby, but tho rest et the babies will have to go on breathing tho same old air on which the human family baa been reared and nurtured. It there must bo war in Mexico why not, as Cartoonist McCutcheon suggests, lot the Pearsons Oil syndi cate of England and the Standard Oil ef Ajaerica go down and fight It out? Why drag In Uncle Sam? The way Senator Morris comes back at ex-Governor Bhallenberger for hutting in at the wrong end re Eiin4 one of the way he laid tun same gentleman out when they both ran a candidates for the senate. "What's the matter with Kansas r Her state unlyenrity Is drawing; the color Use afsJast Clinton Rosa, the negro guard ef Kseraeks Chicago" Jnter Ocean. Preeably hoping that may sav then frem the Inevitable licking at the hands of the Nebraska team. Sulzer evidently has Boss Murphy en the hip when be gets him to ro- plytaa- to his charges and statements. TantMaay chieftains have never been save fer verbal retort. Dick Croker koei still and silent until somebody asked kUti where he got it, and then he ran; not stopping until bo found hlsaeelt safely on the auld sod wssapce he never returped. except tor a Jsrtef visit or two. Seeing a Light. Tho Dee Is glad to find one of our amiable contemporaries, heretofore lined up as a champion of the Water board In its arbitrary exactions, see ing a light, and furnishing an argu ment to relnforco The Bee's porslst ont demand for lower water rates. Tho proposal to sccuro municipal ownership of tho various public utili ties by levying special occupation; taX(JS of by j,ung ' " up a surplus jsquecred out of water users through excessivo charges for water It de nounces as "wrong In principle and unjust," because compelling the pres ent generation to tax Itself with the entlro cost of theso plants for tho benefit almost entirely of future gen erations. It further declares: The fairest way yet devised for a city to acquire public utilities la to purchase them with bonds which need not be pnld off for forty, or fifty, or sixty years. Tills puts a portion of the expense of ac quiring" such plants upon future genera tions and permits the present generation to reap some of the benefits of mu nicipal ownerahlp through low rates and better sen-Ice. Thus the financial opera tion of our water plant should be so planned that It will not accumulate one cent of surplus above operating and sink ing fund requirements. All the profit should go to consumers In lower raten and better service. This Is the milk in the cocoanut Under the baleful influence of Boos Howell the Water board has con tinued to make water usors nay charges, which, when exacted by the old water company, mombers of tho board denounced as "robber" rates, and tho only oxcuso offered In pallia tion has been a purpose to make tho prosent generation of water users pay the whole purchase price of tho plant within a period of a few years, and also accumulate a surplus for all sorts of experimental Investments necr Authorized or contemplated in any law relating to tho Water board. Fighting Quack Dooton. Tho Chicago Tribune, which 1 making a bold and effoctlvo fight on quack doctors in Chicago, is recelv- ng many letters of approval, some Qrom medical men and beads of med ical schools, urging It on In tho good work. One from a medical college in another city and stato says: The effect of your Investigation will bo far-reaching and result In much pood to humanity In general. Undoubtedly It will, but humanity ould wait in vain if It had to de- pond exclusively on the reputable physicians to purge the profession. The Tribune probably has learned, as has The Bee in a raid on similar akera la Omaha, that it cannot look for active or actual co-operation from the profession in a fight of this sort, no matter how hazardous it may be for the newspaper, whether profes sional ethics, laek ef courage or semethiug- else be the restraining lm- pulie. Crazy Quilt Tariff Sheets. In a speech on tho floor of the house dealing with freight rates and their proposed revision, Congressman Ocorge J, Klndel et Colorado briefly compared tho German and American railroad tariffs, showing that whllo Germany's covers but a singlo small sheet of paper, ours la spread over yards of pages In a craty-qullt fash- Ion which Is so complicated as to be incomprehensible to the average lay man, though a large shipper, It not also to many railroad men. them selves. This, notwithstanding tho tact that we maintain an Interstate Commerce commission with almost plenary powers, at an annual outlay of $1,506,000. Why le this? If railroad tariff sheets can be made simple, brlot and plain so as to he eas)ly understanda ble In Germany, why not In the United States? What is gained by the cray-autlt method? Perhaps a vast amount te the rallreads. There must be ntethed la this thing It it be madness. A federal statute requires the publication ot certain freight schedules in depots where "he who runs may read." That is a joke. Tho average man might gaze on one ot these contrivances until he was stone blind without getting a practical idea of what he was looking at. Freight rates may need revising, some up, some down, but there Is no doubt that all need simplifying. It congress can exert an Influence to ward that end It will have done well perhaps quite as well aa to continue lta spasmodla agitation of lower freight rates. The normal board tries to justify Its dismissal ot President Thomas from tho headship of the Kearney schools because "he claimed to have received an offer ot another position which waa never formally tendered If every pastor who has "claimed" to have received a call to another church which never materialized were on that account to be dlsmtssod by tne congregation, how many preachera would be occupying the pulpits where they now are? "Banking Committee in Secret Ses slon," reads the headline in our ami able democratic contemporary, whose proprietor is one of the secret session committeemen, Recall that passion ate outburst against tbe secret cau cus and the undemocracy ot dark chamber legislative caucuses? Governor Hi Johnson of California laughs at the idea of the bull tnoosera ever aligning with either one of the old parties. He laughs loudest though, who laughs Inst, or words to that effect, opkin JJackwanlp , hsj)ayn Omaha1 coNvfics raoM ace ntu 1 p-,o OCTOBER 31. Thirty Years Arc ine nrei marriage in the new Holy Family church waa solemnized yesterday by Father Shaffel. The. bride waa Mis Ellta Furay, sister of John B. Fur ay, and the Krooni waa John R Flnlc. Th war atended by Trof. T. T. Downey of Crelgh- ton college and Mlsa Fallon of Hlllsboro. Ohio. The judges sjul clerks of election for the city now rsceiv 14 a day, which makes tho job In demand. The pulpit and choir rail of Trinity cathedral have arrived and are being put In position. On the rail Is this Inscrip tion: "Erected In memory of Margaret, Elizabeth and Little May by their par ents, Herman and Elizabeth Kountze." Howard B. Smith returned from Mon tana. I.ucien Stephens Is back from his visit In Missouri feeling In fine trim. Asatatant Taasenger Agent t. V. Jonss of the Union Pacific rm home from the east, accompanied by bis wife. George P. Bemls Is advertising for men to chop out trees on fifty acres of ground on Cuming street, Inside tbe city limits. A new brick guard house to hold forty prisoners is being built at Fort Omaha. and the foundations are being laid for fflcers' quarters. The clothing ntook of Lewis Brash has been sold to Jacobs. The Rocky mountain "Big Horn" ram In the rotunda of the Paxton Is a con stant source of Interest to strangers, par ticularly to atern people. Twenty Years Ago Tne residence ot a. t. itnignt, axa North Twentieth street, wu slightly dam aged by fire. City Marshal Powers of Grand Island came to town to take back a hotel board beater, who thought to find asylum In thlsttnetrupolls of law-abiding people. Arthur Bristow, the blind orator and ir.uslcan, gave one of his entertainments at the First Christian church. Hla audi ence, though not large, was quite appre ciative. News reached friends here of the death of Mrs. Will Maupln from consumption at Mlnden, where Mr. M&upln, sometime Omaha newspaper man, Waa city editor of the Mlnden Dally News. United States District Attorney Ben 8, Baker said he had received a letter from Attorney General Olney Instructing him to make a thorough Investigation of the Mosher case, and Baker said he would follow out hla Instructions to the letter. Mayor Bcmls. whllo visiting the World a flr at Chlcaao. became converted to the Idea of continuing the great exposition another year, and lifted his voice In behalf ot that Idea while. In the Windy City, Ten Years Ago Harry D. R. republican nominee ror county assessor, was appointed a member of the Board of Review by Mayor Moores. Miss Anna Qulnn of Tark school was in sralrbury, where she was caljed by wo serious. Ulneas of a brother, Who was stricken with appendicitis. J, C Stubbs, trafflo manager for the Harriman lnw, who cams from cm cago and proceeded west with PreaJdant Burt and other Union Pacific officials, found time to dash a little cold water on Mr, Btlckney's proposed rate reduction plan. "It's dead issue," said ho. "The Union Paclflq and other lines have been expecting something of this sort from Mr, Btlekney for a long time." While dead set against any (Train rate reduc tloiis, Mr. Stubbs aald he waa "not suffi ciently well Informed to talk ot Omaha's possibilities aa a. grain marKt." Thru nromlnent political llghta from out In th state who were In the city were, . J. Sullivan. Columbus, chief justice o the' stale supreme court; W, H. Thomp son, former candidate for governor on t democratic ticket, and W. O. Sears of Tekamah. republican candidate for Judge In Ihls district. , , a. Ta. Warrick, for some yw connscieo. Ith the claim department of the Omaha & Council Bluffs Street Railway company, resigned to return to the practice oi iaw. People Talked About uirii llvln comes high In toot feat! so ciety. Box seats for the West Tolnt-An-naoolls game In New York. November p, are priced at f each. Talk about femininity being slddy about frills. Male swells or rans nave aaoFira the Argentina fad of wearing ribbons In their hair and decolette shifts. Phllln Mohr. said to be- the Inventor of Ice crtam soda. Is dead at his heme In Klliabeth, N. J., aged M. Mr. Mohr saved the life of countless drug stores. Mrs. Flora T Neff of IJgansport, Ind, agreed to drop her suit for divorce her husband would become a suf fragist, and In the next "Voles ror Women" parade he will carry a banner. Aa lord chief justice of England Sir Rufus Isaacs receives a salary ot ItO.OOO a year and gives up an Income from his practice of from 1100.000 to 1150,000 for the honor of the position. The new cniet justice Is M. Rev. Percy J. Green, one ot the New Thought leaders of Portland, Ore., chal lenges supporters of orthodox customs by omitting the word "obey" from the mar riage ceremonr. uniting his daughter, Ethel Verna Green, to IMward Will am Dawson. With the cost ot living : cents a day In Japan the housewife of that nation has no need to worry 6ver soaring prices. according to a paper given by Mrs. J. K Parker before the Cleveland literary guild. "One may be buried for U in Japan," she announced. Mrs. Everett Colby, wife of the pro gressive candidate for governor of New Jersey, Is an enthusiastic suffragist, but thus far she has been Unable to con vert her "-year-old daughter, Edith, to "the cause." Edith has resisted all argu ments, despite the most strenuous efforts Mrs. E. V. Plckertll. a woman 7i years old. Is planning to establish the first known spineless cactus ranch at El Paso. Tex. Seven hundred plants are o be set out, which will produce evtry year H.WO "slabs' et toddsr, excellent fcr horses, cattle, hogs or even poultry, Colonel David Du Bols Galllard, hero of tho Culebrs. rut. Is In St. John's hos pital, Baltimore, seeking restoration of Lsl'tered health. For months and years Colonel Galllard led the fight against the treacherous slides which have made the mountain cut a heart-breaking job, and bis health. was broken under tbe strain ot toll ana heat. aflJL Soaktns; (he Mttle Fellow. OMAHA, Oct. .-To the Editor of The Bee: It appears that our Illustrious water boss is not satisfied with the raw deal he contrived to band to the Omaha popu. lace concerning; tho water rates. The pur chase ot the water plant by the city be ing an alt around success (for him), he's advising us of & safe and easy way to acquire other public utllttte-nd get stung In the manner originated by him. I wonder what that man thinks we are? That the management of the water plant by the Water board Is very disappoint ing, Is a mild expression and none can deny It. All those pre-election promises of chesper rates, etc, and now an auto cratic and arbitrary way of running things. And most objectionable of all, this unreasonable minimum monthly rate. I do not think that the old water com pany's charge of 35 cents per 1.000 gallons was excessive. It's what we're paying now. Then we were not compelled to pay for water we did not use. as we are now. Do you see the advantage of public ownership of publlo utilities In this easel I don't. Looking over nty water statements since last March I find that up to this month 1,003 cublo feet ot water waa used up In my household. At 2"4 cents per 100 feet straight (no discount whatever) this would amount to $2.63, whereas I must pay J171, according to the. Water board's figure juggling. , Oh, yes, there It. 20 per csnt discount (most graciously conceded by his ma jesty), but the well-to-do-people, with In comes of 10Q a month and up, get the benefit of' that, beside the cut rate tor greater amount ot water used, and not the poor dovll, the common, ordinary menial. This Infamous minimum rate is directed chiefly at us ' wops." forcing us to pay double for IW feet, which Is alt we use on an average a month. Public servants, these water commis sioners, all right Long may they live and prosper. MRS. ED. JCARHAN. Another Version ef the Fight. OMAHA, Oct. 30. To the Editor of The Beei Allow me to say a few words about the free-for-all fight In which OLeary got a broken Jaw, so that I may put the Clearmonts in tne rignt ana wieary in the wrong. I am a member of the op- ooslng team, so I speak unprejudiced. This Is how It started; Three boys O'Leary was one of them were trying to pick up a quarrel with another lad. Tho latter told them that he wasn't look ing for trouble and waa trying to back away. O Leary, seeing mis, urgeo, one of his friends to "poke him In the jaw." His friend did it and the fight began. After several minutes' fighting O'Leary's friend was beaten up and quit. O'leary then threw off his coat an'l rushed at the victor, shouting. "I'll finish it for him. You'll have to ngnt me nowr The other lad, who was a good deat smaller, tried to run away, but two boys, the two who were with O'Leary, caught him and beat him across his eyes-witnesses say they used brass knuckles. After running several yards, the lad turned back and yelled, "Help! I can't see. I'm Winded. Oh, save me." He was staggering and blood was runnlni from his eyes. Meanwhile, one ot the spectators, Who had seen the beglnnlnir of It, tried to stop O'Leary. and did 10 by a crack oh his Jaw. . While tho lad' was caUuig for help, his assailants ran away, but were caught and were administered a gued beating. O'Leary was beaten up more severely when It wgs thought that the lad waa blinded, The latter was Immediately hurried away In an auto and was given medical attention. Me was only tem porarily blinded and in beginning to see, though his face Is badly swollen. So you see, 00sry deserved all he got. and Instead of being the "peacemaker." he was the urger-cn. The quarrel did not begin as the re sult of an argument over the strength of the two teams, as your paper stated, but Just because O'Leary wanted to plek a quarrel. The score was then 25 to 0 In favdr of the Clearmonts; not In our fsvor. as wss reported, and they are tho ones who saved O'Leary from a severer beating. Another error. O'Leary did not fly to the nearest bouse" unUl he heard that he had blinded the lad. I hone that you will lace the Clear. monta in the right, as they acted like gentlemen, and also th boy (for it was one and not three) who broke tho boy's aw. . EYE WITNESS. "Weester en Wtmsn Suffrage. SILVER CREEK, Kb Oct. -To the Edltqr of The Bee: .While In early years I was strongly opposed to woman suf frage, later, and until recently. I looked upon the agitation of that question with Indltferencs. considering that practically II would make little Difference whether women voted or not Now J am mer strongly opposed to -woman suffrage than ever before, and 'm disposed, to do anything and everything X can honorably and consistently do to aereai it. And what Is the cause of this morfe recent change of heart on my partT I answer, the English suffragette. To my mind, the outrageous and utterly In defensible Work of those misguided females demonstrates that women are by nature unfit for the affairs, of govern ment It shows that they, far more than men, are Illogical and unreasoning; that they are comparatively destitute ot that judicial poise .which all In authority should have, and that they are governed almost wholly by their sympathies, their passions, their prejudices, their likes and dislikes, If the suffragettes will attempt to obtain the ballot by creating a reign ot terror through a resort to arson, destruction of the mall, smashing ot windows, personal assaults on individuals, disorderly oe monstratlens and the like, have we not a right to presume that If they had the ballot and should find themselves In a minority on any question dear to their hearts, they would resort to like methods to obtain their ends? If voted down In the House of Commons their recourse would bs to screechlngs and howling, hatpins and pulling of hair. Invectives snd tears. Could gallant Englishmen, worthy descendants ot those knights nt old, who would shed their heart's blood for a lady's glove, stand that sort ot racket? Nay, verily! They would prefer, rather, to try titles with a Maxim gun. or take tbelr chances before a broadside from a dreadoaught But women are women the world over, and what we find thsm doing In England we have & right to believe them capable ot doing In America. No decent man wilt fight woman; he cannot resist her ears, and the enfranchisement of women means. ultimately, the disfranchisement and abasement ot man. Quite on a par with the work of the suffragettes would be the act of a wife tn burping her unwilling nusoana s nouse because tie uia net. im mediately comply with her rtqwst to" buy her a slit skirt The great leader (I will not say "In famous" leader) of the suffragettes, Mrs. Emmellnt Pankhurst. Is now In the United States to collect money from her sympathizers (the woman suffragists) to help ber to continue In England her ne farious warfare ot the faggot She ought not to have beep permitted, to Jand. The emigration authorities In New York were right and ought to have been Up held and doubtless would have been up held except that President Wilson feared female votes In some states and famalo Influence In all. In giving orders that Mrs. Pankhurst should be admitted, President Wilson claimed to be In doubt as to whether she (the leader of an organization of In cendiaries) was guilty of "moral tur pitude," and gave her the benefit of the doubt (!) Omitting all questions of honor and Integrity of character, does Presi dent Wilson think It good policy to In sult the Intelligence of the mate voter In the hope of thereby escaping the vengeance of the female voter! If, as Is claimed In behalf ot Mrs. Pank hurst, burning an ancient castle Is not proof of moral turpitude because, as Is alleged, a revolution Is now going on tn England, It would not be proof of moral turpitude on her part had she with her own hand thrust a dagger Jn the heart ot the .prime minister, or even to tbe heart of the king-. And this Is the sort of logic, and this tho sort of statesman. ship that Is now at the head of this great nation ot ours, and that Is now playing wth fjro by meddling In the domestlo affairs of a neighboring state. .This act of President Wilson In ad mitting Mrs. Pankhurst Is likely, In the future, to rise up to plague him. Here after any incendiary, murderer, or regicide of Europe may properly claim an asylum In the United States on tho ground that In his own country there was a revolution on and that he was not guilty of moral turpitude. For It Js. al ways true, In all civilized countries that there are plenty of people In rebellion against the constituted authorities. But, If, as President Wilson would have It Mrs. Pankhurst Is In rebellion against th British crown, 'What right had he, at this stage ot the game, to recognise her as a belligerent and permit her to come here to obtain money with which to go back to England and perhaps burn, or dynamite Westminster abbey, the tower of London, fcr St Faul's cathedral? It was, at best, an unfriendly act toward a friendly power. The sympathy they have shown for female lawlessness In England wll tend strongly to the defeat ot the woman suffragists In America In every fight for suffrage they may hereafter make- CHARLES WOOBTER. Flimsy Charge. LINCOLN, Neb., Oct 30. To tbe Editor of The Bee: The nine-page bill filed by the State Normal board, attempting to show reasons why Dr. Thomas should be discharged, very much resembles the ac tion of school boys when they have made some serious blunder. You will notice by these charges that the Uttle one-horse politician down at Fairbury played th leading act, .something after tbe Huerta plan, jand wrought revenge against Thomas, whom be wrongfully blamed of defeating him when he aspired to the uperlntendency of the Kearney schools. Cavlness has more or less Influence over tho stato superintendent, as a)l who have been close to tho situation knpw, as has the whole ring that has dominated the educational circles ot the, state for years, In fact, it seems the whole group of school politicians' have formed a "mutual admiration society," and are .dictating who shall fill all the good positions In the state, their Intimates getting the better positions. .Th w,mS,n rif th rfnv all mill 4n. gether1 and for the same thing. When It Is a good plum, they all push one. of their Intimates to it evsn If It Is neces sary to Injure others In doing it Let any one oppose them and they apply the Huerta plan; even though they do place themselves as the great educational and moral Isadora ot this state. This ring controls alt state school legislation to the end that tho power will be more central ised In the hands of this few. They sire now even planning fqr a future law to take the selection of ever)' school Posi tion down to the rural teacher away from the people and place It In the hands of an educational board tn each county so that they may more easily, through a few men, control every school position In the stateand faston more firmly their Tammany grip to boost their own selfish pel It leal ends. Every taxpayer In the state should see that their teachers at tend this state association In Omaha and vote for Dr. Thomas, who has so loyally fought the book trusts and those who are fostering politics as against education In Nebraska. AN EDUCATOR. Political Straws Charles Murphy. Tammany chief, Is fighUpg with his back to the wall. Sut ser has his gost. The loud, defiant voice of Hennessy Is heard on the etUm.P in "New Tork, but Dopley U "keeping bis face closed,'' Vice President Marshall's preachments on economy and simplicity so Impressed members of the house ot representatives that they voted Iff to 11 to cut out an appropriation of (T,0O) for a V. P. limous ine. John Purroy Mitchell started something when he directly charged Chsrles Mur phy with padding registration lists tn 2ew York- A grapd Jury haa summoned Mitchell to produce the proof, and his fusion friends fear he hasn't got the goods. The three-cornered fight tor the spoils In New Tork Is aald to have developed a deluge of delirious fiction and a vacuum of plain talk.' That puts a respectable coat en BUI Nye's descrip tion of the vocal activities of Laramie's "Forty Uaxs." Charley Uookwalter Is doing hla annual turn on the stump at Indianapolis and envious papers speak or him aa "Grandpa" Bookwalter, It doesn't seem so long ago whsn Charley was a kid typesttcker In Omaha, but when Hoosier starts going ha burns up time as If It were gasoline. If the weather goes wrong or your limousine starts kicking forty milts from home, prudence suggests caution In so ecUpg a target for burning words. The absence of a fall campaign In TebrMka to disarranges tbe schedules ot the. planet that any old thing may happen In the' process o readjustment. r The socialists remain world beaters in ' campaign enthusiasm, Four thousand of I them cheered their candidate for ma ar j of New fork twenty-six minutes Su j-1 day evening. The candidate, by th a Is the old-timer. Charlea Bdword Jtus-1 sll, who is developing quite like Mr Debs as a specialist tn running for off I 'c. LAUGHING GAS. Dick gay, old man. I can get Brown's car. What do you say to a Joy ride? Tom No, thank you. About all the Joy rides I've ever heard ot havo been fol lowed by a funeral. Boston Transcript "I wish that tiresome old Judge would not carry court practice Into the street with him." i "What do you meanT" "Why, when he meets an acquaintance, first he arrests hla progress and then he tries his patience." Baltimore American. "Do you believe In women, holding office ?,r "Sure I do. Some day I'm going to nm my wife for congress on her knack of Introducing bills into the house." St. Louis Republic. "Charley has a rortune In polities. He knows the ropes," declared the admiring friend. "res; I Judged that he did from the campaign cigar that he gave me." Buf falo Express. "I want to marry your daughter, sir." "Before I give my consent, young man, 1 1 want first to be assured that you are In a position to support her." "I can satisfy you as to that. And now since you have brought up the aues tlon perhaps you won't mind enlighten ing me ins to how many ot her unem ployed relatives I shall be expected to support also." Detroit Free Press. When in Chicago You can select your gifts from tho largest and most exclusive assortment, by visiting Peacock's. The end less variety and beauty of our Jewelry, silverware and kindred lines, tho known quality and reliability of our goods, make this the favorite shopping place of out-of-town buyers. The volume of our business enables us to offer values not obtain able ia smaller oties. Three-quarters of a century of salWaction giving backs every article we sell. To those who buy by correspoBdence we will send our 224 page Buyers' Guide free on request. It illustrates and describes hundreds of beautiful things suitable for gifts. C. D. PEACOCK (Esubllihed In 1837) DIAMOND; PEARL. RUBY. EMERALD MERCHANTS U MASTCRCRArrSMCN Ia U. PRECIOUS METALS. ETC: STATE AND ADAMS, STREETS. 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