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THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: OCTOBER 2G, 1913.
Ths Omaha Sunday Bee.
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BabacrlbrrB IfstIbsj the city
temporarily SBontd kTfi The Br
nailed to them. Address Trill be
changed aa often as requested.
The London News wants Mlnlstor
Garden recalled. There are others.
The "V" Is to go from the $6
piece. Along with tho $5 from
moat of us.
Hands off, Mr. Foreign Powers,
your Uncle 8araucl will attend to his
own knitting.
Ii Mrs. Panahurat'a slim "first
night" crowd a- slam at "froo" ad
vertising or not?
Every timo a new game faw goes
Into effect, the guides Indulge one
more vain hope for their safety.
"Doa't throw away your 2-per-ceats,"
advise Secretary McAdoo.
Qee, why didn't he tell us soeserT
The two epochs of history In
Pwiwylvanla are those surrounding
William PeH and Home-Run
Baker.
Why sot deputize 'Qene Fowl to
go sewn ana run for president ef
Mexfeo on say eld ticket he can
land Oi.1
The estimate thai places the
anent of tornado relief distributed
la Omaha at $560,000 Is far below
the Mark,
After all, Huerta's idea that Mex
ico ta more fitted for a dictator than,
popular self-government may not he
so vary far wrong.
When Nebraska land Is throw
upe the market for homesteadlag,
any wonder the people rush la frow
all atrectloa to get lit
It docs lr Mobeoa were,
wore of a sueeees aa a yellow peril
let thaa a senatorial candidate
sgaiaat Oscar Uadorweod.
Tho Missouri eeal supply is esti
mated aa sHffktaat to last indefi
nitely. Aad k that the reason the
pries, jump up every bow aad then?
Jaet wait uatll next year.'Ma Ne
braska will furalsh the country with
one of the flaeet wet and dry fights
ever pulled off la the political prise
rlag. .
Secretary Bryan's call through hie
Coatmoaer for d backfire to "accel
erate' the surrender of our senator
ial AJax seems to bo getting Its re
epoase. To meet the physical examination
test, Chicago's women police must
weigh somewhere between 115 and
180 pounds. In other words, they
moat weigh about whatever they
plea.
Seme folks may recall that a re
call petition la supposed to be In ac
tive circulation hereabouts. Per
bsp a waat ad might bring lnfor
matka as to present location and
condition.
Owing to .tho urgeacy of public
busfaKM Preatdeat Wilson may have
to give up a contemplated trip. Oh,
It's all right, so long as Secretary
Bryan does not have to cancel any
more paid lecture dates.
European nations are to under
stand that they must keep hands off
in Mexico If they waat to hold the
favor of UbcIb Sam. It ought to be
unnecessary, however, to wara them
aol to seize the hot end of a .poker.
Straago that almost everyone out
side the coterie the board that
"fir" Dr. Thomaj withoe!
charges aad without a heariag sldea
with tho educator. It the politi
cise have any good and sufficient
raasoas thef ewe H to themselves to
make them known to the public.
The Code of Legal Ethics.
Of all professions, presumably
governed by a special coda of ethics,
that of tho lawyer would naturally
be expected to rank first In the
matter of observing these rules of
common honesty. The business of
the members of the legal profession
le to deal with lawvand their appli
cation to public and prlvato rights.
They know tho difference between
technical evasion or . halr-BpllttIng
distortion and substantial compll
anco, which, In other words, means
doing tho right thing. Yet strangely
and notoriously tho code of legal
ethics is disregarded and violated
with Impunity by those who know
hotter more, wo bellovo, than tho
codes of any other profession oi
calling,
That crooked lawyers are too
common, no reputablo lawyer will
deny, but If a legal crook has ever
been disbarred from practice in our
local courts, It must havo been so
far back that people cannot remem
ber. Precisely that Is what suggestu
the question, If those who subscrlbo
to a professional 'code and rely on it.
as tho lawyers are supposed to do,
to protect themselves In their deal
ings with ono another, and to pro
tect other people from being victim
ized by legal charlatans or holdups,
will not live up to their solemn ob
ligation, by ranking tho rest of them
livo up to them, of what good is It
all? Just put this down as axio
matic: Not a lawyer Could turn n
crooked deal more than once If tho
othor lawyers were courageously de
termined to keep tho profession
purged of crooks.
Snail Farmer and Heat Supply.
It Is aulta agreed that a larger
production of live Btock by tho small)
farmer, would tend to simplify the
problem of meat supply and cost to
tho consumer, but as Mr, Bplllman,
the agriculturist In charge of
farm management in the bureau of
animal Industry, suggests, tho small
(armor, no more than tho largo
farmor, Is In tho business puroly for
his health or philanthropy. He
probably cut down on his live stock
raising when H ceased to pay him
as woll as other lines of farming.
Mr. Spllfman says that under pres
ent conditions it Is not very profit
able Industry for him, naming as
adverse factors the, complicated
middleman system and the lack of
competition among the packing In
terests in buying raw' material.
While eattle bring large 'prices, the
big margins, he says, do not fall to
the producer of the small herds.
It teams superfluous to recount
tho TO-ultlpllejty sGf vfactors, such, as
the machinery ef rVta'U t,rade, .fas-,
tldlous tastes and demands of cnn.
Burners, militating against lower
original coats, hut aevertheloaa
these thlags all have to be consld.
ored as parts of this problem. And
how are we to do away with them?
Mr. Bplllman thtaks a way might be
found through publlo abattoirs for
the benefit of the small farmor.
such aa aro maintained In Bonio Eu
ropean countries, whore tho meat
aad live stock puxzlo Is not as per
plexing as here. Publlo slaughter
ing aad public sale of the animals,
he says, have become a crying need.
Here, again, we look to the older
eouatrles so eftea regarded as
lower than our owa In so many
methods of haslaees. Perhaps,
after all, the puhllc abattoir will be
M easily available m gome of tho
other reforms so loag Insisted on,
chief among which h curtailing the
consumption demand for the young,
unfinished stock.
Cia Uviap Hyt,
Maay sermons have beea preached
oa the value of clean living among
athletes, specially professional ball
players. The great Mathewson la
constantly held up aa an object les
son of what a clean, life may accom
plish la base ball. Mathewson, for
tunately, teaches the lesson, him
solf, by precept as well as example.
making use of newspaper columns
to urge the Importance of this es
eentlal element of succoss. And be
sides Mathewson, such notable ex
amples aa "old Cy" Young, Eddie
Plank, Frank Chance. Itodle Wal
laco and, In fact, many others might
be mentioned, for base ball today Is
more aad more played by men
moral and Intellectual as well
physical stamina.
But the same principle holds good
In all athletics. Parmer Burns and
BUl Muldoon, and even Frank
Qotch, stand forth as examples of
It
In the i "ancient and honorabl
game" of wrestling. Burns at
60
could never have thrown men half
his age, and much larger, If he had
spent his substance In riotous living
In his early years.
Bo It goes in all the walks of life,
clean living, which Involves clean
thinking, wins and pays, Just
dissolute living brings Us certain
penalty of failure and remorse. Not
many men of sound wisdom and ripe
experience will preach the need
"sowing wild oats" as a prerequisite
to ultimate sucess or strength
character, although, of course.
must not be retarded as irretrieva
bly the downfall of youth. But the
testimonies of maay who have tried
it are all on the side of the wisdom
of avoiding It. Solomon found that
It did not pay, and urged all others
to "Avoid It, pass not by It, turn
from It and pass away."
The boy and youth with time to
tarry at tho flcshpots of Intemper
ance is not tho ono usually sought
after by tho business man today. In
the game of life, as In the game of
base ball, he Is very speedily
"benched" and then "sent back to
the minors," or released outright.
The game Is to tho swift, and he is
not the swift. All wisdom, philos
ophy and experience aro on the side
of clean, sober Industry.
The "Habitual" Criminal.
A few weeks ago The Bee called
attention to, and commented on, tho
observations of an experienced
woman prison worker, narrated in
an article in Scrlbner's, knocking
tho props out from under various
commonly accepted fictions about
convicts. Tho second article in the
current number by the same writer,
Winifred Loulso Taylor, Is oqually
significant In smashing prevailing
notions about tho "habitual" crim
inal. In the first place, wo aro re
minded that our definition of tho
habitual criminal, or classification
of him. Is purely arbitrary, based
not upon the number of offenses ho
may havo committed but upon tho
number of times ho has been caught
at it and tontonced. Under most of
our Indotermlnate-sentenco laws tho
hardened dosperado with a lifelong
career of outlawry, but for tho first
time mado to answor for his mis
deeds, is "a first offender," while
tho tempted boy who has slipped
twice while tho law was watching
can havo nono of tho benefits, which
are withheld from him on tho theory
that ho k an "habitual" criminal.
Again, it is tho prevailing impres
sion spread on faith, as it requiring
no propf, that tho Influence of the
older and hopeless convicts Is con
stantly cxertod to teach crime to tho
younger ones. Against this read
this excerpt from tho article referred
to:
I am glad to quoto In this connection
the words of on experienced warden of
n large eastern penitentiary, who says!
"I havo yet to find a case whoro I be
lieve that crime ho been taught by older
criminals to younger ones. I believe, on
tho contrary, that tha usual advice of
tho old criminal to tho boys is, 'Sea what
crime has brought me to, and when you
get out of hero behavo yourselves.' " My
whole study of "old-tlmers" vorlfles this
statement.
It Is almost ncodlcss to ndvort to
the fact that all our social utago
settlng Is particularly arranged to
keep tho convict down after ho
comes out of prison, and that tho
easy thing for him to do. Is to do It
over again, and the hard thin for
him to do is to got oa his feet, main
tain his self-respect and cam an
honest livelihood. The plea Is made
that wo havo beon giving too ex
clusive attontlon to "the first of
fender," and whllo not abating that
Intorest, wo should devoto more
thought and onergy to the so-called
"habitual" criminal.
Little Things that Count.
VICO President W. L,. Park nf !,
Illinois Contral riile against train.
men carrying photos of wives, Bweet-
ncartB, babies or other dear ones in
their watch cases, fearing that Hntin,.
ort them might divert their ralnda
from the time and lead to grave con
sequences with the 'train, "it mav
seem like a small matter," observes
Mr. Park, "but. after all. it la thn
little things that count"
Which, of course. Is too trlta to
neod saying. And among the little
tmngs that count fbr safety on rail.
roads are tho very beet automatic
signals and kindred devices to pre
vent wrecks; no overworking of en
gineers and firemen, no running
trains' at excessive speed to mako up
lost time, no inferior or dilapidated
rolling stock or roadbed. The road
over which Mr. Park presides has
dqubtless made provision for all these
little things, but somo roads have
not. Very recently we read tho har
rowing details of a wreck on a New
England road that had hot To mn
of perspicacity In the hlgh-un nlaeea
we look for the londorshlp In correct
ing me anuses and providing all tho
little things necessary to safety lu
travel.
The' Case of Sun Yat Sen.
in view of President Yuan Shi
Hal's "well known hostility" toward
Dr. Sun Yat Sen, whom he has ar
rested on tho charge of the theft of
2,000,000 taels, the San Francisco
Chronicle hopes that the "founder
of the Chinese republic" will not be
forced to undergo a trial In China
It bases this appeal on "the Inter
eats of humanity and Justice," be
Moving that Sun will surely be con
vlcted If tried In the land now ruled
by the Yuan Shi Kal admlnlstratlqn.
Sun Is the founder of the Chin
republic, at least to the extent n
crystalllxtng the sentiment through
which It was brought forth, and he
did what to the world outside seems
a magnanimous thing In voluntarily
stepping aside and preferring Yuan
8hl Kat, premier of .the old Manchu
dynasty, for the provisional presi
dency; which proved a stepping
stone to constitutional presidency.
In spite of the fact that Dr. Sun
afterward fomented the revolution
in southern China, which for a time
harassed the Yuan government,
but came to naught, his former
services to the country and self
effacement for Yuan loom large
enough on the horizon to entitle
him to tho fullest possible measure
of consideration, particularly so
stneo ho and his friends deny the
charge against him, denouncing it
as a part of an intrigue Intended for
his political destruction.
Yuan Shi Kal Is admittedly a
great man; he waB even as prime
minister of tho old dynasty reforrod
to as "tho strong man of China."
But evidently his strength of ambi
tion thrcatons to undermine his
hold on the confidence of tho peo
ple, who are already charging him
with a secret attempt to found a
dynasty of his own upon the recon
structed Dun government. Evi
dently the courao of democracy has
many turna and torrents before It In
this "oldest of empires," but all tho
friends of China may share tho hope
expressed that Sun Yat Sen,
whether ho bo patriot or plrato, will
not fall tho victim of a political con
spiracy or Intrigue.
The Russian Jew in America.
An accepted public school author
ity says children of Russian Jewish
families lead in their class room
work, which they pursue with zeal
akin to a passion. Though many pf
tho little boya sell papers on the
streets and do other odd Jobs to help
support tho families, they are punc
tual and regular at school. Many
fathers and motbors, together with
older children, are to bo found In the
publlo night schools, grinding away
at books denied them In earlier
yoars. Wherever they locato among
us theso Immigrants practice thrift
and Industry with almost religious
fervor, and remarkable success, set
ting valuable object lessons to thoso
about them.
And thcao are tho people Russia
evidently likes to persecute. How
is It that as soon as ho getB out of
Russia Into a land of tolerance, of
Hborty, of equal opportunity regard
less of race or color or creed,
tho Russian Jew rises by his own
powers la competition with the very
best of all other peoples? How Is: It
that only In Russia ho la accused of
Imaginary crimes? It may bo worth
whllo to say In this connection that
as a rule Amorlcan broadllnos are
not formod extensively, American
prisons and asylums not filled with
Russian Jews.
Somo .day perhaps a way may bo
found to intervene In Russia In be
half, not only of tho persecuted Jew,
but of civilization itself. It is a
poor commentary .on . what wa call
the "comity of nation" that it has
no remedy for such medieval des
potism and Intolerant cruelty. - '
Why, sure, If It can be done In
Omaha, It can be done In every other
city, and it caa be done by the state
and nation aa well. Let our demo
cratic United States senator sponsor
the plan of his bosom friend Howell
to lovy a special occupatlbn tax of
at least 15 per cent on all the rail
roads of tho country and return
them their money gradually In ex
change for the property.
Hurrah! George Fred Williams,
who he been hewing wood and car
rying water for Mr. Bryan nearly
twenty years blindly without asking
questions, la to havo his reward In an
appointment as minister to Greece.
It haa taken George Fred a loag time
to land, during which time he has
gone after about everything In sight;
but nothing succeeds like success.
But why didn't he think of that
la connection with the purchase of
tho water works In which the people
of Omaha woro stung to the tune of
nearly $7,000,000? Why didn't he
save our money for us by putting a
tax of 15 per cent on the old water
company, and then buying tho plant
back with tho company's own
money?
All social workers agreo that It Is
not necessary for a city to tolerate
street corner beggars capitalising
sympathy for maimed limbs, or lost
eyesight. If theso unfortunates
havo a rightful claim upon society,
which many of them do have, they
Should be provided for In another
wny.
Dispatches from Washington indi
cate that our brave United States
democratic senator from Nebraska,
who has loudly proclaimed his pur
pose to show President Wilson
where he geta oft at, la weakening.
We shall see what we shall see.,
During bis experience as a com'
mercjal traveler Secretary of Com
merce and Labor Redfleld aimed to
put all the good towns he could on
his route, which explains why he Is
including Omaha In bis official (tin
erary this time.
Youslff Mahmout, the famous
Turkish wrestler. Is said to have
been shot and killed by Bulgarian
bandits, yet It seems strange Ahat a
man who could endure the Gotch
toe-hold would succumb to a mere
bullet.
It Is reasonable to suppose that
Governor Morehead knew what he
was doing when he hunted up one
particular republican to put on the
state normal board, for which plenty
of democrats were surely available.
kpkinjd Backward'
, rJhisJ)ayn Omaha
cvMrorv tsom bie nui
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OCTOBER 20.
Thirty Years Arc
A che.uta.UQUa literary and scientific
circle Inaugurated In Omaha la following
the prescribed course of study. The
Omaha circle now numbers twenty-nine
students and meets In the lecture room
of the First Methodist Episcopal church.
The waterworks company Is now Hy
ing pipes on Saunders street out to the
fort,
A new actress. Miss Kraft of St. Louis,
Is to Join the German theater stock com;
pany.
Handbills for gallery distribution have
been gotten up b the opera house man
agement requesting' patrons to' applaud
only by clapping- of hands Instead of by
whistling? or shouting.
I
An Immense pelican, shot north of
Omaha, hangs with wings outstretched
In front of a yarnun street fish market.
Rev. M. U Haney Is to conduot a series
of revival meetings In the South Omaha
Methodist Episcopal church In conjunc
tion with ReV. J. W. Stewart, the pastor.
C. A. Sprecklea, the great sugar mag
nate of fian Francisco, Is registered With
his wife at the Faxton.
John Ia Taylor of the county clerk's
office left for Denver and the mountains,
taking his first vacation for many years.
Rev. Ooorge Albright of Mount Carmel,
III., Is the guest of his uncle, Colonel D.
8. Houck.
The Emmet Monument association has
Appointed, John H. Feeney of the firm of
Feeney & Connolly and E. F. Morlarty
of the Union Poclflo freight house to
receive subscriptions lo the O'Donnell de
tense fund.
A special car containing the Davy
Crockett Hunting club, composed of offi
cials of the Lehigh Valley road, passed
through the city, bound for Gibbon, Neb.
Twenty Years Ago
Mrs. Mary E. R&macclotti, wire or ur.
Ramaoclottl, died at her home, 1817 Jack-
son street. Drs. Jensen and Peabody were
the attending physicians. -
The. chautaUqua college at the First
Methodist church was opened for its sea
son, Major H&lford outlining Its scope
and purpose. Bdward Rosewater was the
speaker of the ovenlnr, discussing the
corporaU'ons and their relations to the
Stat, showing the strides they were
making and the influence wielding. .
Dr. 8. D. Mercer capped the climax of
a lively preliminary campaign by filing
his candidacy for the nomination ror
mayor on the "citizens' " ticket. He had
a low petition of names, among them:
W. J, Qroatch, J. C. Klnsler, H. M. Sad-
Ur, Dr. U A. Merriam. Joe Redman,
Ernest Stunt, Joe Kowalkowskl, D. F.
Crummer, C. D. Hutchinson and J. M.
Counsman.
Judges Ogden and Keysor exchanged
dockets In the district court, the formor
taking the criminal bench,
For the first time since aasumlng offi
cial duties Mayor ueorge P. Bemls threw
aside the worries of office and entered
upon a vacation. He went to Chicago to
ee the World's fair before it closed.
Tern Years Aro
Tim eitv council agreed to authorise
City Attorney Wright to bring fore
closure suit against the Omaha lielt lino
to collect all of the city toxea levied
against 1L The city attorney sold he
happened to knowvthat the attorney ror
the Missouri Pacific which owns the
Delt line, came to town fully authorised
ami nrcmired to nay the taxes and re
fused to do It, wherefore he favored dras-
tio action.
Kiirht school opened at Comenlus ana
Kellom buildings with a total attendance
of ITS, whlph was more than the previ
ous yean
Km. Kendall and his company openea
ot ths Boyd In "The Vinegar Buyer.".
and The Bee sold that Exra'a Humor
u not all vinegar, that It pad just
enough acid, to give it. the proper tang
and keep it from spoiling.
Mnvnr Moores went Into the commlt-
t4 room and conferred with the new city
council for the first time and an agree-
mtni waa reached that he should veto
an appropriation for street and bridge
repairs, oa the general fund locked the
wherewithal to make It.
An enrlne on the Burlington railroad
plowed through a caboose near Seymour
and In the smaahup, which Involved a
cattle train, several head of stock were
killed and seven men narrowly escaped
uninjured.
Where the Shoe Pinches.
Philadelphia Ledger.
Winston Churchill's proposal that Eng
land and Germany call a halt for one
year In the building ot battleships Is per
fectly fair and none doubts that It would
ba a good thing, but the shipbuilders,
nevertheless, are not making any prepara
tions for curtailing their establishments.
Great Peace Spectacle.
Baltimore American.
Such a vast peace spectacle aa this
naval display will make, the ceremonies
at Washington, at Hampton Roads and
at San Francisco, cannot bat aid might
ily the movement for the solidarity ot
the nations and for the reduction of
armaments by common consent
Comedown In Beef Exports.
Chicago News.
This country's beef exports for eight
months that ended In August DOS, were
valued at H4.0W,000 and in the correspond
ing period this year the beef exports
reached In value a scant 11,000,000. People
will have tq raise cows In roof gardens
pretty soon.
Hope Dimmed by Shadows.
Indianapolis News.
England expects to Import meat from
South Africa, but Inasmuch aa It la unr
derstood that the business Is to be con
ducted along modern American lines It's
hard to see how the ultimate consumer
wUl be any to the good.
People and Events
Chicago Is about to launch a society
organized to teach thrift. The fact that
a fortune teller trimmed the residents for
JOOO.000 in two years Implies a large field
for the activities of the society.
Despite the vile wickedness of New
York about which the natives scream for
campaign purposes, the giddy Old town
ban Jl.000,000 worth of new churches
rady for the fall opening.
Galveston's record of eleven Inches of
rainfall In twelve hours puts the city
hopelessly beyond the dry belt of Texas.
Houston, distanced, grieves mightily as
It hangs out the sign, "Excuse my dust."
A New fork girl has broken the type
writing record by averaging liS words a
lxinute for an hour. Just Imagine what
these speedy fingers would do If they
undertook" to muss a "mere man's" hair.
Dr. Frlcdmann of Berlin announces
that he Is coming over to visit the Amer
ican patients who took his treatment
Many of them ore reported out of slghv
and hardly In shape to recognise a glad
hand.
Whoever doubts the ability of the
Chinese to decorate their civilization
with occidental frills has another guess
coming. A Peking suffragette the other
day started out to lick an offensive al
ter, and was foiled only by the superior
sprinting ability Of the scribe.
Tho most attractive and entertaining
writer who has appeared at a wedding In
recent years Is Mr. Frlck of Pittsburgh.
Mr. Frlck's uncommon talent wo dis
played In a ofieck for $12,(X,D0 In favV
of his son, the bridegroom, and another
for t2,00O,C0d handed to the bride. No
stage, money about It, either.
Back in Philadelphia a forgotten law
which provides stone pile exercise for
wife deserters was flashed before a
wealthy manufacturer who shook his
family and home. A photo of a stone
Pile and a hefty hammer or a cash pen
alty of 1,WB were put up to him and
given his choice. Did ho dig? Sure,
Mike: real money, too.
CYNICAL MUSINGS.
A girl shouldn't allow hr mt iin
be the line of least resistance.
Silence may be rolden. but
buy the still small voice of conscience.
oOmd PeOple are SO fond nf hnnvmrlne
trouble that they never get out of debt.
our sins mar find us nut. hut
have an unpleasant habit of calling again.
it aoesn t take much to dImim n
Of people who are pleased with them
selves. Intellectual growth shouldn't
cause a man's head to outgrow his hat.
The fellow Who alwnva mnli in r.t
- - --- v etw.
something fbr nothlnc can alwava - in
a free fight
Some people Ought to war nmnlrl
glasses for fear they mlfcht have tn Innlr
on the bright side of life.
The average woman not onlr wanta h
last word, but about 90 per cent of the
preceding conversation as well.
ThOTO IS a good bit of counterfeit v!rlu
in 1(h world, in spite of the fact that It
Is supposed to be Its own reward.
Many a woman puts everything ih
has on her back, but you would never
suspect it when you see her in a ball
gown. New York Times.
MUFFLED KNOCKS.
Any time a man Is a good loser you can
bet he didn't lose much.
You can always scare a girl by telling
her she Is getting fat
Did you over know a man who wasn't
a crack ball player and a great runner
when he was a boyT
Any man who haa seven hairs that he
can brush carefully across his dome al
ways feels sorry for a bald-headed, man.
A bald-headed man has a supreme con
tempt for a long-locked lob who doffs
his, hat every time a woman enters an
elevator.
Men's trousers are to be closer fitting
this winter. The day may come when
father can take two of daughter's hobble
skirts and moke himself a pair of pants.
When a widow marries the second time
she knows tho honeymoon has ended when
her husband begins hinting about what
she did with the Insurance money.
Many a June bride who Imagined she
would do nothing but occupy a throne Is
now down tn the cellar trying to get the
cUnkers out of the furnace, so the blame
thing will workv
When a young fellow gets so, ha can't
make a living playing pool he begins to
believe that there Is some truth In ths
claim that capitalism Is crushing and
oppressing the masses.
When a man takes three hours off to
figure out how long the world's supply
ot coal will last, he feel thankful that
he Isn't wasting any time teaching' a dog
to turn back somersaults. Cincinnati Enquirer.
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SECULAR SHOTS AT PULPIT,
Cleveland Plain Dealer: Three bishops
preached from the curb In Walt street the
other day, and such was the power of
their eloquence that they got away with
out losing a cent.
Washington Post: If Prophet Joseph
Smith wins out In his warfare against,
the split skirt among the wives of the
trfitter Day Saints It will bo another vln
dlc&tlon of minority rule.
St Louis Republic: Recently published
statistics showing that 3,000 Methodist
ministers receive less than $500 a year
are defective In that they fall to reveal
whether account was taken of donation
parties.
Baltimore American! A high churchman
says that lean men are wicked and that
it Is easier for fat men to bo good. This
Is hard on the skinny contingent till they
remember the well known wall, "Who
loves a fat man 7"
Springfield Republican: The three blah
dps who spoke outdoors on WaU street
Wednesday and Joined In singing "On
ward, Christian Boldlern," must have at
tracted listeners who thought they were
gotng to find a bull mooso rally. But
the soap-box Is looking up.
Bloux City Journal: Archbishop Ireland
does not often appeal to the newspapers
to set him right. But he has met oc
casion, lie was recently quoted In the
east as saying: "It la un-American to go
across the Atlantic or the Pacific for
aught that America uses or needs even
for Its religion." The archbishop asks for
correction. "I never coUld have said."
the archbUhop Insists, "that America
must not go across the Atlantic or Pnclfla
for Its religion. It must go, I said to
heaven and to the Palestine of nineteen
hundred years ago, where lived and
spoke the messenger frpm heaven, the
savior of mankind."
LINES TO A SMILE.
Friend Don't you, think athletics tn
school make a boy strong?
Mother Well, they haven't made our
boy strong enough to bring me up a
bucket ot coaL Baltimore American.
"I suppose you know all about the
tariff r
"Yes," replied Senator Sorghum: "I
know all about It I also know all about
my automobile, but that's no sign that
I know exactly how It's going to work."
Washington Star.
Willie Paw, what Is a free thinker?
Paw An unmarried man, son.
Maw-YoU go to bed, Willle.-Clnclnnati
Enquirer.
Blx They say that too much aleep Is
harmful. Do you believe It?
Dlx That depends. Ten hours' sleep
may not hurt a man In bed, but ten sec
onds would be rulnoUa in tho prize ring.
Boston Transcript
"He says he Is not worthy of me,''
"ket It gol&t that Don't marry him
and make him prove It" Louisville Cour-
lar-Jouriial.
"So, plain, outspoken, domineering
Kate Is married at last Well, welll"
"Yes; she married a drummer."
"A man uaed to taking orders. Ah.
that's very fortunate." San Francisco
Chronicle.
"Wore you Intoxicated?"
"No, your honor; on jthe contrary, I was
ostentatiously sober. "iNew York Sun.
"How can a. doctor be straight In his
business profits?" ,
"Why not?"
"Because they are ill-gotten gains."
Baltimore American.
Gab He boasts -that he does business
on a large scale.
Steve Yes, he's a coal dealer. Clncln
naU Enquirer.
FOB. THE LIVING.
B. A. Quest, In Detroit Free Press.
If you like a brother here,
Tell him so:
If you hold his friendship dear.
Let him know; I
AH .the rosea that you spread
On hU bier when he Is dead
Are not worth one kind word said
Years ago.
You can help a brother now
If you will
Smooth the furrows from his brow,
You can kill
The despair that's lr. his heart
with a word, and ease the smart
So why stand you now apart
Keeping still?
You can help a brother when
He Is here:
He would hold your praises then
Very dear.
But absurdly you stay
And withhold what you could say
That would cheer him on his war
For his bier.
What, I wonder, If the dead
Saw and heard
What Is done and what is said
Afterward,
Would they utter In reply?
Would they smile and ask us why
When the time to help was nigh,
No one stirred?
"Keep your roses f6r the living."
They would say.
"Waste no time in praises giving
Us today;
Strew some living brother's way so.
If you ulM another say so
For the thing that now you praise so
Is but clay."
Cedar
Chest
as made by the Lnger
Furniture Company, is
the lower drawer of
dresser or chiffonier
two articles of furniture in
cost ef a cedar chest. This