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The Omaha Daily Bee
Evqrybody Roads
tlio day's tmppcDlnRs oTcry day.
If folks don't road your store
news every- day, it's your fanJt.
EDITORIAL
PAGES 11 TO 20.
VOL. XLTH-NO. 111.
OMAHA, SATURDAY MORNING, OCTOBER 25, 1913.
SINGLE COPY TWO CENTS.
ENTRIES CLOSE SATURDAY
Uncle Sam's lottery Prepares for the
Drawing Next Tuesday.
JUDGE WHTTTEN ON THE GROUND
Places ot Rrfflatretion to Close, nt
Midnight SaturdayCrowds to
Three. Paints Ar Dimin
ishing; "Perceptibly.
At midnight tonight the taking of
ehances In Uncla Barn's lottery, o tar
as the lands of the North Platte forest
reeervo ohd the military reservation Is
concerned, will have ended. That Is the
hour when the registration will close.
Then comes the awarding ot the prizes,
both great and small.
Judge James Wltten, who represents
the government In the whole of the land
deal, will preside at the lottery drawing
and will determine Just who is to have
claims Nos. 1, 3, and so on. until all
of the tracts of land are parceled out
As has been anticipated, the wire edge
of the excitement over the land on the
two reservations has worn off to some
goctent, and while the rush will continue
tmtll the lights are turned oft In the reg
istration booths at North Platte. Broken
Sow and Valentine at midnight. Saturday
afght. there are Indication that the dls
Ag, land madness, is abating.
The travel reservatlonward continues
to prove a great boon to the railroads,
and the passenger men of the Union Pa
cific Burlington and Northwestern admit
that it they could find a few more land
lotteries on hand In Nebraska, surpluses
nnd earnings would be pushed up to a
point heretofore unknown.
Into North Platto Thursday tho Union
Padfla hauled 2.79C tho Burlington Into
Broken-Bow 1.42S, and the Northwestern
Into Valentine 1.214. As many more, It Is
paid, visited the three places, going In
nutomoblles. but If the figures aro cor
rect. It Is apparent that all did not reg
ister. To Pick the Winner.
Word comes from North Platte that
Hudge Wltten has selected Ruth Elder,
nged 12, and Mabel McFarland, aged 12
years, to pick the winning names from
the thousands who have registered for
lands on the North Platto forest and the
Fort Niobrara military reserves. Tho
drawing will commence at, 9 o'clock next
Tuesday morning.
Chief Clerk Wills of the colonization
and Industrial bureau of the Union Pacific
Is going to North Platte to remain until
nfter the drawing. Ho will wire In the
names of all Union Faolflo people who
happen to have held winning numbers,
provided there aro any-'such.
The opening of the two -tracts of land
5n Nebraska to settlement has caused a
largo amount of work In the land depart
ments of the roads running to the west.
During the Inst three weeks the Union
Pacific has received and answered 8,000'
letters, tho Burlington 7,13 and the
Northwestern S.432. All trains on the three
roaas carried out large1 crowds this morn
ing,' but there was a considerable falling
oft.(as compared with the days of last
;wek. '
Among the landseekers going to North
Platte was a woman S3 years of age from
Iowa. She was accompanied by hor daugh
ter and had to be helped on "and off the
trains. At the depot, she was taken about
in a wheel chair. She gave her home as
Oskalposa and declared that If sho draw
n. number entitling her to a claim she
would go onto the land and live.
PEGG SAYS HE WILL GO
AFTER THE COAL DEALERS
Twenty coal dealers will be sued for oc
cupation taxes November 1. John Grant
(Pegg, city sealer of weights and meas
ures, will nreDare the complaints. Pegg
paid:
"New dealers have been starting up In
business and have refuted to pay oc
cupation taxes. Several regular dealers
fcayn also failed to pay their occupation
taxes. This office will proceed to force
payment, November J."
Under a new ordlnanoe the occupation
lax on coal dealers is S3 annually for
rach place of business and U each for
the maximum number ot .teams employed.
School Principals
Want Miss Ryan for
Vice President
Miss Belle M. Ryan, assistant superin
tendent ot public schools, will be the can
didate of Omaha school principals for
vice president ot the Nebraska State
Teachers association.
A committee of principals called on
Dr. E. llolovtchlner, president of the
Omaha Board ot Education, and an
nounced their Intention to boom the as
sistant superintendent for the position.
Miss Ryan said she had no Information
relative to any campaign to make her
vice president of the state association.
Sho would make no comment on the ac
tion ot tho committee ot principals.
Principal Kate McIIugh of the Omaha
High school, candidate for president nf
the Nebraska State Teachers association,
may be left the leading candidate, as It
Is rumored that Chancellor Samuel
Avery ot the state university Is seriously
considering an announcement declining
to accept the position.
Superintendent H. V. Graff of the
Omahk public schools refused to consider
;the candidacy for the presidency.
President A. O. Thomas of the Kearney
Normal school, who was a candidate, and
who has been deposed by the Stftte Board
of Education, would be disqualified un
less he was reinstated, an officials of
the association must bo actively engaged
In educational work In the state.
Squatter Tries to
Get First Choice of
Land at Valentine
A squatter, or sooner, has attomptod to
Bteal a march on Uncle Sam In an effort
to got hold ot the choice tracts ot land on
the military reserve at Valentine. How
ever, It Is not expected that he wilt gain
any rights of priority, as the Interior de
partment has ruled that the holder ot
the first number drawn at North Platto
next Tuesday will have the choice of tho
681 tracts on the two reservations.
At Valentine, tho land to bo disposed
of by the lottery plan joins the town site.
Were tho main street extended, it would
pass through one of the tracts. On this
tract, within tho last week, a land seeker
has built a shack and declares he will
hold the land against all comers. The
land is said to be worth $50 to $75 an
aero.
(If Kidneys Act .
Bad Take Salts
tSaya Backache is sign yon have
been eating too much
meat.
Y.M.CA. SALESMANSHIP
.CLASS TO OPEN MONDAY
The Toung Men's Christian association
will start a class on Monday night to
teach young men the principles of sales
manship. It Is sometimes argued' that
salesmen are born and not made, that it
Is an art which cannot be taught, but this
class, which has had a very successful
experience for several years, alms to
teach to men those fundamental princi
ples behind all salesmanship which will
Increase their efficiency.
On Monday evening the session, which
Is open to all men who wish to come.
will be addressed by H. E. ' Van Outer,
who Is now teaching a class In salesman
ship In the University of Iowa. Mr, Van
Duzer is also teaching salesmanship
classes' In three other towns, Is himself
a practical salesman, and ,1s now em-,
ployed as tho representative ot' a- life In
surance company.
The class In Omaha win be taught by
Edwin S. Jewell, superintendent of the
City National Bank building. Mr. Jewell
has been a salesman all his lite In sev
eral different lines of trade. One of the
interesting features ot the course will be
lectures by successful business men of
the city, who ara being asked to como
before the class and tell their own ex
periences as salesmen.
The Omaha class distinguished Itself
two years ago by having the largest en
rollment ot any salesmanship class In
tho United States.
Many of the leading business firms of
the city have demonstrated their con
fidence in the course by paying the tui
tion fees of their men, believing that
their efficiency would Increase suf
ficiently to Justify this expenditure.
When you wake up with backache and
(dull misery In the kidney region It gen
erally means yeu have bean eating too
tnuoh meat, says a well-known author
ilty. Meat forms urlo acid which over
works the kidneys In their effort to fil
ter It from the blood and they become
sort of paralysed and lorry. When your
kidneys get sluggish and clog you must
relieve them, lika you relieve your bow
els; removing all the body's urinous
waste, else you have backache, sick
headache, dlzsy spells; your stomach
sours, tongue Is coated, and when the
weather is bad you have rheumatic
twinges. The urine Is cloudy, full of
sediment, channels often get sore, water
scalds and you are obliged to seek re
lief two or thrte times during the night
Either consult a good, reliable physi
cian at once or get from your pharma
cist about four ounces of Jad Salts; take
a tablespoonful in a glass of wattr be
fore breakfast for a few days and your
kidneys will then act fine. This famous
salts is made from the acid of grapes
and lemon juice, combined with llthla,
and has bssn used for generations te
clean and stimulate sluggish kidneys,
also to neutralise acids in the urine so
It no longer Irritates, thus ending blad
der weakness.
Jad Salts la a life saver for regular
meat eaters. It is Inexpensive, cannot
Inlure and makts a delightful, effer
vescent llthla-watar drink Advertisement,
f;i AM HEALTH TO MOTHER AHD CHILD.
Va V. ikiloWs Sooriiixo svacr has hrrn
eUJ .rover BJXTY YfiaXS by MILLIONS of
KOfM'.aS icr their CHILURSN WH1LK
TIT TlllNO. with 1T.KFECT SUCCKfcS. V
GWOTMK3 Me IHII.1, SOFTKNtt the OUUK
ALI.aYs all I'AIN j Cl'KES WIND COLIC, aed
u t!ie bt remedy for UIARRHCEA. It U ab
solutely hiw. Ee sure and sk for "Mr.
Wjartow'e Soothing Syrup." and take Bo etset
WALTER MISENER, PIONEER
CONTRACTOR, IS DEAD
Walter 8. Mlsener, prominent contractor
of Omaha, died at the home ? his daugh
ter, Miss Ada Mlsener, (13 Park avenue,
Thursday afternoon, after several weeks'
illness. Mr. Mlsener would have been 79
years old op December 13, and has lived
In Omaha ever since 1SS1.
Mr, Mlsener was born In Canada, but
moved to Ntles, Mich., where he made
his home for several years before com
ing to Omaha in 1SSL He has been one
of Omaha's prominent citizens and . Is
well known especially among the pio
neers. He attended Westminster Presby
terian church.
Mr. Mlsener is survived by one daugh
ter, Miss Ada Mlsener; one sort, J. W.
Mlsener, of Tacoma, Wash., and one
daughter-in-law, Mrs. W. T. Mlsener.
who resides In Omaha.
The funeral will be held Saturday after
noon at 2:30 from the residence of the
daughter. Dr. Phelps of Bellevue will
officiate and Interment will be at Pros
pect H1U.
FIVE THOUSAND HIGHWAY
CERTIFICATES ARE SOLD
When H- Fischer, attorney In the City
National Bank building, planked down IS
to buy a Lincoln Highway certificate he
purchased the last of the first allotment
of 6,000 certificates that H. E. Fredrick
son had. The certificates are IS apiece,
which indicates that S2S.O0O worth have
been disposed ot by the central office in
Omaha. However, another allotment ot
6,000 more came In almost Immediately,
so that there will be no shortage.
WOULD STOPJAR SHORTAGE
Interstate Commerce Commission Is
sues Statement to Shippers.
CARELESSNESS IS PRIME CAUSE
Shorn Hott Both Railroads and Ship
pers Can Help Oat In the An
Dial Shortage by a Lit
tle Effort.
The Interstate Commerce commission
has issued a bit ot advice both to ship
pers and carriers that Is Intended to
eliminate to some extent the annual car
shortage, trouble about which the ship
pers havo heard so much In the last few
years. The traftlo bureau ot the Com
mercial club In Omaha has received a
circular from the commerce commission
with respeot to car shortage:
Informal complaints to the commission
Indicate that the annually recurring fail
ure of transportation facilities known as
"car shortage" Is again appearing. The
commission urges on all shippers and all
carriers that closo attention to methods
ot loading, unloading, moving and
promptly returning to use the cars' now
available will go tar toward making the
present supply ot cars sufficient for all
purposes.
In order that the business of the coun
try may go forward without Interruption,
the commission urges shippers, both in
dividually and through their associa
tions, to co-operate to secure tne prompt
and full loading ot cars and their prompt
release. One ot the chief causes of fail
ure of car supply In past seasons has
been the unnecessary detention of cars
by careless shippers and by shippers
using them for storage purposes. In the
genera) public Interest, shippers should
endeavor to release cars at the earnest
possible moment, wtthout regard to the
free time given them by the tariffs.
All the efforts of the shippers will be
unavailing, however, unless tho carriers
also use extraordinary measures to elimi
nate all delays chargrnbln to them. The
failure of car supply Is usually a failure
of car movement. The congestion of
terminals Is the ever present feature at
times of such failure. The commission,
therefore, urges carriers to make every
possible endeavor to Improve tholr meth
ods of operation of terminals In order
that cars may move promptly. Also com
pany material should be unloaded with
the same dispatch that Is required of
shippers.
The commission Is moved to malto this
appeal by Its desire to save both ship
pers and carriers from the losses which
are occasioned by failures of car supply,
and by Its knowledgo that measures as
are here suggested have operated In past
seasons to save all concerned from heavy
losses.
E. J. McVann, manager of the traffic
bureau, says the odvlco of the commis
sion is sound, and that It alt the ship
pers and carriers lived up to it, tho ex
isting equipment would be ample to take
caro of the tonnage.
Wilson Commutes
Jail Sentences of
Hyde and Schneider
WASHINGTON, Oct W.-Prealdent Wil
son today commuted the sentences ot
Frederick A. Hyde and Jooit H., Bchnel.
der of California, convicted of celebrated
iana rraua conspiracies, to one year and
a do-f imprisonment for each, provided
that they1 pay the originally imposed
fines of 110,000 on Hyde and Sl.bOO on
Schneider. The trial court gave Hyde
two years and Schneider one year and
two months In addition to fines.
The president's taction was based on
remarkable ' affidavits of the trial turv.
men, who. swore that their convictions of
iiyuo ana- acnneiaer were a compromise
by which they agreed not to convict
John A. Benson and Henry P. DImond,
tried with them for the same offense.
Tho Jurymen swore they balloted on
the four accused, two names at a time,
agreeing in advance to convict one and
RCOUlt another. XT.Itha, -',.
Schneider had served any time.
Mexican Soon Finds
He Can Talk English
"Alex Sallso, you are charged with
beating your wife," judge Foster told a
Mexican in polloe court. The Mexican
eloquently shrugged his shoulders and
replied, "No speak English."
The wife did not appear. The court
made several Ineffective attempts to
question the, prisoner, but "no speak Eng.
llsh" was the answer. After a while the
judge told the Mexican ho could go now,
"Thank you very much, your honor,"
the man said, making a respectful bow.
"Have you anything downstairs they
took from you when you were arrested?"
"Yes. sir. I havo a watch down there
and t0. Am I dismissed T I thank you."
The court scratched his head and re
marked something to the effect that
under certain conditions somo people for
get or learn English with noticeable
energy.
REV. AND MRS. ELVING TO
CELEBRATE SILVER WEDDING
Rev. and Mrs. Carl E. Elvlng will cele
brate their sliver wedding Monday, No
vember 3. with a program of festivities
' arranged by the congregation of the
Salem Swedish Evangelical Lutheran
! church. tSl9 South Twenty-third street.
, The program Is to start at 8 o'clock
Mrs. Etting bears the distinction of
being the first child of Swedish parents
to have been born In Kansas.
TO BUILD BIG BONFIRE
TO DEDICATE LINCOLN WAY
Permission to build a big bonfire In
Omaha on the night ot October 31 has
been assured by Mayor James C. Dahl
man. This bonfire Is to be one of hun
dreds of similar fires to be built In the
towns throughout the state and from
coast to coast along the line ot the Lin
coln Memorial Highway, as that is the
night set aside by the highway associa
tion for a booster night all along the
highway. The bonfire in Omaha will
likely be built on the old Ak-Sar-Ben
midway on Eighteenth street.
Many of the towns along the way are
already writing Mr. Fred rick son asking
for speakers for trie occasion. Mr. Fred
rick son will send out some speakers from
Omaha, while In many of the towns local
men will speak. The publicity bureau
of the Lincoln Highway association, with
headquarters at Detroit, has lasued a
letter setting forth the general purpose
of this dedication and celebration night.
BURLINGTON TO OPEN NEW
STATIONS ON CASPER LINE
November 1 the Burlington will open
three stations on its new lino between
Thermopolls and Casper, Wyo. The line
Is 1S3 miles long and the stations west
from Casper are Bonneville, Armlnto and
Powder River. Additional stations will
be opened from time to time as the busi
ness Justifies.
Report comes that the new line Is doing
considerable business and that the travel
Into Casper is constantly increasing. The
road hss been In operation less than a
week
ft
Men's Hose
Imported cotton black
or split toot, 86o -j rj
Tnluer price.... A C
Boys Caps, 50c
A big generous assort
ment in all styles end
doflcripttons, nt, CA,
your choice .... OvfvJ
COME, MEN!
SUIT and OVERCOAT Values
Like These Are Worth Hustling For
F'S the surplus stock of one of the largest and foremost clothing
e .1 $. t ta rr .
manuracturers in me easu uuugui u we can uuer you smart,
new winter suits and overcoats at AN ACTUAL SAVING OF' $6 to
$10. Two great lots like this. Come-put us to the test.
5 For Men's Suits and Overcoats
U Intended to Retail up to $22.50
, THE SUITS'110 vory- CB Interns, in browns,
-uiuuh turn uuiuks, puiiuu BiripcB, UISO now
$12
soft tweeds that are bo popular this sonson. Beautifully
tailored and finished. Values to $22.50, Saturday at $12,50.
THF OVERCOATS nro 2-inch lengths, and includo all tho favorod stylos for
prosont and cold wcathor woar. Black and fancy kerseys, gray and
brown twills, blue and gray chinchillas. Somo havo volvot, others shawl or convertiblo
collars, plain or belted back. Values to $22,50, Snturday, your choico at $12,50.
For Men's $15.00 Winter Suits
If you do not earo to go as liigh as $12.50, horo is an offering
that should appeal to ovory man with a need of this sort, for
tho suits aro tho very latest winter Btylos, mado of tho very host
worsted and soft finished materials. Superbly tailored and
guaranteed to fit and givo perfoob'satiBfaotion. Mado to rotail
at $15, Saturday, $8.88.
$088
BOYS' SUITS With 2 Pair Pants
Values to $6.60, Saturday at $498
JUST tho sort of suits that parents
can dopond upon for robust,
healthy growing'boys. AIL wool fab
rics mado double breasted or Norfolk
styles. Most suits fh J aa
have two pair of Jfc Jg JJQ
iluio, jwu) uuciilii.- i m
ablo colors. Positive UJB :
values to $6.50, Sat. JL
BOYS' OVERCOATS,
Values to $6.00, for $3.98
For ages 3 to 8 yoars, all tho best
overcoat materials, host suited for
tho little fellows, h AAA
Well made, good V WJQ
ntwl -rrrrt tnvi vn lino flE
to $6.00; choico Sat
urday, at
Men's Regular $3.50 SHOES Go
Saturday Special at $2.75
EN with shoo neods will not over
look thoBO Bplendid values for Sat
urday. Tlio offering lncludos Mon's Shoes In tho
Latest Styles and Leathers
Such as gunmetal and tan calfskin, lar,j or
button effects, with the new medium round
toes, hand finished Ooodyear welted soles;
posltlTo 3.50 val
ues; here Satur
day, very special
sain nrlcn. - vour
choice of tho lot ST a
per pair MM
OK...
M. , m
ax weuea soies;
$975
iOrkin Bros. 16th and Harney..
Men's KID GLOVES. Special!
Men's $L50 Gloves, 98c
Unllned or lined kid
gloves, all sizes, reg
ular price 11.60, Sat
urday, pair
98 c
Men's $2.00 Gloves,
Lined or unllned kid,
all sizes, boBt makos,
1 2 valuos, Saturday,
$1.25
$1?5
$275
$125
Men! HLreV Great HAT News
TWO big special valuos that you cannot afford to over
look. For instance.
Men's Velour Hats, $5 Values,
The popular velours, boBt importodt quality, silk
lined, in ail tho vory bost Bhades, and ovory now
shapes. Valuos rango to 16.00, Baturday. .82.75
Men's Soft Hats, Values to $3 for
All tho new shapos and Bhades. The kind you woar
i Alnnprifmri nt nrnnanl wilt. tiili knAl.iin
r w. . IIU MllUt wiwnuu uunu iiUUli -
ana uacK or siacs, in fact any old way. Valuos to 3.00. choice. , afj
Special Purchase and Sale of Men's
$1.50 SHIRTS, Saturday, at 85c
TV TB. ALAN! hero's a shirt special that should appoal to
avx you, it's tho outcomo of a very
important purchaso whioh wo consum
mated with ono of the largest and fore
most shirt makers mUho oountry.
SCORES OP NEW AND
PRETTY PATTERNS
The material Is the best quality
percale, strictly fast color, made
full slro and perfect fitting. The
vory newest patterns, including
figures and stripes, and the smart
est colors,
cYilvlu 1iof a .a
positivo ii.6o m m C
values, very .K
special for
ymioruij, uiciuuii
Ipcsjiind the smai
85
1
rf)rkin Brofl. 16th and Harney.5
ORDINANCE FORTHE NEWSIES
Eyder Will Introduce One Before the
Commission Tuesday.
CIRCULATORS ENTER PROTEST
Fight 1 Nott Tmnaferred to tho
Commlnlon, aa llrdcr Has
Made a noting- In Favor
of tbe Ifewiboja.
Chicago newspaper circulation man
agers called on Pollco Comm!stonar J. J.
Ryder to protest against the enforcement
of an ordinance) which forbid newsboys
to occupy the curbs with their wares.
Commissioner Ryder was appealed to by
the Newspaper Dealers' association of
Omaha, who said their business was
"hurt" by the "curbstone dealers."
Ryder came out flatly in favor of the
newsboys. City Attorney John A- Ulna
has drafted an ordinance repealing tho
old ordinance and granting newsboys tho
right to sell magazines and newspapers
on the streets.
Mr. Ryder said:
"I will introduce this ordinance Tues
day and the newspaper dealers can fight
It out before the city commission The
new ordlance elves newsboys the right to
sell ma purines and newspapers on the
streets,"
The newspaper dealers, through their at
torneys, said boys could, under tha law,
be prohibited from selling either maga
zines or papers on the streets, under an
ordinance prohibiting the peddling of
merchandise.
Thursday afternoon a story appeared
stating that Meyer Coren, an Omaha
newsdealer, had resigned from the News
dealers' association. Mr. Coren wlsheu It
announced that he Is not a member of
the association, but he doea still assert
that the story represented his sentiments
with regard to the fight on the newsboys.
TWO SPECIAL AGENTS FOR
NATURALIZATION SEEKERS
During the last two months 1,000 for
eigners have applied In Omaha for
naturalisation papers and aa a result the
sovernment has sent from the Depart
n'ent of I-abor two special agents to
make preliminary examinations of the
applicants and their witnesses. These
special agents aro A. II. Uoda and J. M.
Gurnett, who have arrived in this city
and are making their headquarters at
the federal building.
Mr, Ournett says he and hla assistant
will bo in Omaha for tlw next month or
two Investigating- the applicants. After
this work haa been completed the ap
plicants will bo given a regular hearing
before the naturalization commissioner.
Onlr One "Drorao Quinine.'
That Is I-nxatlve IJromo Quinine. Look
for the signature of E. . Grove. Cures
a cold in one days. urrs grip in two
dajs. c.
WILL ASK M0REHEAD TO
ADDRESS MANUFACTURERS
Governor Moreheadvls to be asked by
the manufacturers of Omaha to fix a
date In November when he can appear
to speak before their association on the
subject of convict labor on the roads of
the state. He has stated that he cannot
come the early part of November,, so he
will bo asked to select a date somewhere
between November IS and SO.
The possibility of getting one of the
governors of some other states that em
ploy convict labor on their roads to speak
here at the same meeting Is alao being
considered. The directors of the ManU'
facturers' association recommended alao
that the association become a member oi
the National Chamber of Commerce.
Tnklnir Toll of Babies.
Each season of the year takes its toll
of the babies, and to watch and safeguard
them from common colds and coughs Is
a matter of Importance to their parents.
To keep Foley's )Ioney and Tar Com
pound In the houa and use It promptly
Is to save the little ones from the serious
effects of these colds, to ward off croup,
bronchial coughs, hoarseness, stuffy,
whtezy breathing . and violent couching
spells. It Is absolutely free of optatis
and may bo ghn to the little ones with
no fear of harmful rulta. Refuse sub
stitutes. For stile by all dealer avary
where. Advertisement.
Children Need "Cascarets" When Sick,
Gross and Constipated Dime a Box
Any child will gladly take "Casoareta
Candy Cathartic," wnlch aot gsnttyt-.
naver gripe or prodace the slightest ua
sasinssa though cleanses the little oes
Constipated Beweis, sweetens the stoaaoh
and puts the liver In a beafeby oo
Full direction for children aad
up n each package.
Mathers can rest eaar after dvtB
gentle, harmless laxathre to osttUrva.
The Persistent unC Judicious life ot
Newspaper Advertising is the Road to
Big Returns.
AS CARETS WORK WHILE YOU SLEEK