6 THE BEE: OMAHA, FRIDAY, OCTOBER, 24, 1913. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOfJCDBD BT KDWAUD UOSBWATKK VICTOn ROBEWAT B It. KP1TOK. BEB BUUjPINO. FAIINAM AND 1TTH. ""Entered at Omaha poatofflce a pecond rlass matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Sunday Bee. one rear J- Saturday Bee. one year J. Bally Bee, without Bundar. one year. 4.(0 Pally Bee, and Sunday, one year " DELIVERED BY CARRIER. Evening and Sunday Bee. per month. . .402 Evening-, without Sunday, per month... a Dally Bee, tneludlns Sunday, per mo..So Bally Bee, without Sunday, per month.Wc Addreaa all complaints of Irregularities In deliver! to City Circulation Pept. REMITTANCE. Remit by draft, express or potlal order, payable to The Bee Publishing company. Only 3-oent stamps received In payment of email account, Personal cbz-cka, ex cept on Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted. OFFICES. Omaha The Beo bulldlnft. "South Omaha Sit N street. Council Bluffe-14 North Main street Ltnooln-M Little tmlldtnr. Chlcapo 01 Ilramt hulMlnr. New Toil-Room lids, S6 Fifth avenue, fit Uuls-B New Bank of Commerce. Washington 7g Fourteenth St.. N. W. connnsroNPENCBi. Communication relating to new and editorial matter should be addreesed Omaha Bee. Editorial department. SEPTEMBER CIRCULATION. 50,085 Stat of Nebraska, County of Doug-las, as. Dwlght WIItiam!i, circulation manaxrr f The Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn, says that the average dally circulation for the month of September. 1I1S, was 60.086. PWIOHT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager. Subscribed in my presence and sworn before me this 1st day of October, 11. nOBERT HUNTER. Notary rubllc, Subscribers Irarlnr the city temporarily shonld hits The Hro mailed them. Address Trill he carnage as after as requested. Jack Frost la In bo great hurry. The highways to success are not always the smoothest pared roads. llow does that excusa continuance f the "robber" water rates, anyway? An Okie thief was fed on eggs for five days, but why cackle about that? It coat $62,009 to convict and oust Suiter, yet sotae folks call It cheap politics. Now who will bo the first member at congress Impaled on the sword of the suffsT Mrs. FaHkhumt may go on tho rssap- yet if she ass to fac many ssssty heuses. WHh a 'HKhoolaaster" In tho WhHe Heae, why should not the SehooltBMterB' club feel Us oatsT The New York Herald tells of fish at $40 a pair. Might as well oat luxurious porterhowM and he done within. , Huertft's orders to Diar as to whore sad wh to (and go to shew that he t trying to lire tip to his poeltros of dictatorship, Our advice to the boys! sharing the train robbery reward: Don't lot any smooth get-rlch-qulck gent soparato you from your money. Unci. Sam's land lottery looks like BOtnethiag for nothing. A profes atonal gambler, however, nover risks nosey m a less than one chance In a hundred. Wonder If the lawyers will have th nerve to play the ostrich with its h4 in the sand, and then say they can't se any signs of crooked law jsrs hereabouts. 'Til have a earn that will make thorn all so' says Omaha's esteemed base bait magnate. That speech t fits off of Corane Xeurke'e eloquent lino automatically each autumn, The day after tho flrst-of-the-soason snow in Ohteago the censor board announced that the women night VUm to ths lake beaches with shirtless suits. Come on in girls, tho water is fine. i By graco of tho law's delays, those South Omaha boys who found the train rob sew had to grow to man hood before getting the reward htaey, e which they can now start life for themselves. As boob as President Wilson pad' flos those recalcitrant senators, per haps ho may find a little oil to pour ovsr tho discord between Brothers Bryan and Champ Clark, for it meet that all the brethren dwell to gether in unity. Sulzer is said to havo walked down the gang plank at Albany with his hat drawn over his eyes, his chin in his coat, unaccompanied, to his train. Now, if some power could only send "loss" Murphy through the chutes the Jod would be worth while. Ho for Cbanute, Kan., where pos ters displaying the female figure in tights or otherwise in not decently eowploto costume are prohibited! Buck & hearen on earth ought to be fosced Ja so that the lnnooonts will t become contaminated outside. P)b4 the answer In the columns of news MSra the Jt Lincoln) Journal and tha 0ux City) Tribune that strive Inces saaUy to mold public opinion in the forms of iBAllca. prejudice and unfairness, and wesM !. their readers strangers to this iAfluewt of fact and arguments hon- stay state fairly reasoned. World- Oh as, Mr. World-Herald man, you will find this answer easier by look lag la tho mirror t The President and Civil Service. President Wilson signed the sundry civil service bill which President Taft had vetoed because of Its rider pro hibiting use of tho money for enforce ment of the anti-trust law against any labor combination, and sought to soften the disappointment of his friends by explaining that he would. it necessary, uso other funds to pro secute such infractions of the law. In signing tho deficiency bill with n rldor tacked on taking deputy mar- Bhals and collectors out of civil serv ice protection,. President Wilson fol lows the same plan, excusing bis ac tion on the ground that as long as he Is president ho can control the sit uation, and reasserting his personal dovotlon to civil servlco principles. Without questioning Mr. W.lson's good intentions, his concession to thu spbllsmongors is still a partial sur render, even though It stop there. Tho essence of merit appointment and promotion of public servants is that tholr rights be protected by law, and not by the personal equation of the superior officer for tho time In control. President Wilson may stand up against the place-hunters without a legal barrier, but his suc cessor may not bear the pressure so well, In which event the modification of tho law becomes a distinct stop backward. The president would, wo believe, havo dono much better had ho simply said by a veto, "Thero will bo no Impairment of tho civil servlco law with my consent." Oh, So Simple. "To levy an occupation tax ten tatively flxod at 15 por canto on all public service corporations and use tho proceeds to buy out tho corpora tlons ono by one, and mako the prop erties they operate tho property of the city" Is characterized by our amiable democratic contemporary as a simple ideal" and "a fascinating program." Why, the Idea is so sim ple that it Is simply nmazlng that It had to wait to spring Minerva-like from the glgantio brain of our self- constituted Water board boss. The consumntlon of such a "fascinating" program, however, ought not to bo needlessly deloyod. It a tax of 16 per cent will acqulro.all these valua ble properties without cost to the city In a certain number of years, a tax of 30 por cent will do It In Just half tho tlmo, Why wait even that long, when It Is so easy to shovo up tho ate? A tax of 60 per cent will reach the goal atlll faster, and a tax of 100 per cent will do it almost "in the twinkling of an eye," Rewards and Pardons. Nearly four and a half years after the famous Laae cut-off train rob bery the $30,000 reward for the cap turo of the bandits is distributed by the court, la the meantime one of the robbers is pardoned from prison and the affair, profoundly sensa tional at tho tlmo, all but faded from tho public mind. Whether a rovard In such a case loses Its Intended force or not, it seems a pity that tho nacs of th courts might not be geared up to that of the pardoning power, so often noted for its celerity. But the wheols of Justice In this Instance, It Is said, wero clogged by contending: lawyers, representing many claimants for the spoils. Jt Is such examples of delay that not only encourago certain unwhole some criticism, but often defeat the onds moat desired. It my bo easy to convince a legal mind exactly why it should take four years and ftvo months to divide a reward beiwn eight or tea men sad boys, but It is hard for a layman to understand it . "The Same Old Bill." As tho bull moose nominee for tho assembly, Sulzer will havo a swift and strenuous race; more so, per haps, than he bad for governor, If he needs a shibboleth for the cam paign that will rally the boys with much delight and noise to his side. why not "The Same Old BUI," which worked with such magnetic force in that memorable campaign of money- raising, while Incidentally running for governor? As a slogan, It has tho true ring of proletarian simplicity and honesty. It ought to be a win- nor from the start ."The Same Old Dill." What though Boss Murphy has threatened hi worst against Sulzer for his "betrayal and exposure of tho Inner circle secrets of Tammany Hall." Ha, hat Dp your worst and then some, but It will come back to you after colliding with this boomer ang shibboleth. But, of course, It Is uot necessary for any of the unin itiated to offer "The Same Old Bill" any suggestions on how to fool the people; any man who for twenty three years has successfully dodged In and out of tho political hurdles as he has needs no pointers from ama teurs. And now the suffragettes threaten to defeat for re-election every con gressman who opposes votes for women. That's playing the gamo like the others. Remember bow the Mul hall bunch threatened to defeat every congressman favoring labor legislation, and bow tho Oonpers crowd threatened to defeat every congressman who opposed? The sense of touch Is often most acutely felt whn the monthly bills come In, T I f XI 1 ,7hbJ)ar in Omaha rectus rssM set nua OOTOKKIt 24. Thirty Vcnrs Ago net or subscriptions, with acknowl- ments, for the Child's hospital building on Podge street, near Eighteenth, Hear ing completion, totaling U,W), the larger amounts being as follows: Mrs. Fanny L. Ogden, Now York, tioOOi Mrs. n. II. Clarkson and Mrs. ,T, M. Woolworth, each JoCO; Herman Kountxe, John L Rcdlck. Levi Carter, Mrs. Quy C. Bar ten. Bishop Clarkson, each S100: Mm. J. J. Astor of New York, Mrs. A. J. Pop pleton, James K. Boyd, Sirs. Nathan Shelton, aeorge W, Poane, Fred II. Davis. If. W. Yates, each $S0. Rev. D. RadlntK Invites our German friends to attend a. series of meetings In our German church on Dodge atreet, held rvery evening. "Will II. Daniels, the champion roller skater of America, Is giving exhibition or fancy skating In Omaha. "lie is an artist." Mr. Georce Parisian of Mr. KrUehaut's book store was married by Fattier frailer yesterday to' Miss Eda Helnbott, sister of Mrs. F. Krause. A pleasant surprise was given Mrs. & D. Hooks of Kansas City, visiting at th residence of Mr. and Mrs. George E. Wright on Fifteenth street, by friends who knew her when she lived here. Mr. II. K, Burket, an experienced and practical emblamer and undertaker, will open tip soon an establlahement of his own In the Millard, making It the fourth undertakers' rooms In the city. Mr. M. Parr and Sarah H. Cooler wero married, Rev. Charles W. Savldge, pastor of tho First Methodist Episcopal church, officiating. Mr. Jesse Withers of Grand Island and Miss Anna Burley of this city were mar ried at noon at the residence of Mr. Alfred Burley. They will live In Grand Island. Twenty Years Ago uovernor ireni Crounse, who was In the city, said he was contemplating call ing the legislature In extra session to consider certain proposed amendments to tho constitution, tho result of which might effect sufficient saving to tha stats to more than offset In two years the ex pense of the session. General Charles II. Van Wyck and Mrs. Van Wyck arrived In the city from an extensive tour of the east. Tho ex-sen ator severely criticised President Cleve land, who he said was "a dead duck po litically." lie predicted that McIClnley would sweep Ohio for governor and that Massachusetts would also elect a repub lican aa chief executive. Ho was fer nlnal Cleveland because he cracked the whip that made the "gold bugs danoe," and he said the gold bugs were in con trol. The Omaha Guards were mustered Into the servlco of the Nebraska state inllltla. Governor Crounse was present at the ooremonles, as also were Lieutenant Per shing, V. 8. A.; Inspector General Jlotch- kiss, Colonel Bills and other military gen tlemen. Aa mustered In the company stood as follows: Captain, II. B, Mul- ford; first lieutenant, Charlea H. Wilson; second lieutenant, W. B, Ten Byck; first sergeant, A. P. Cone; second sergeant, A. P. Bqutre; fourth sergeant, J. O. Lund; quartermaster sergeant?, 191 lfodrtns; second corporal, W. B, Walker; third corporal, C. D. Wlttman: fourth cor poral, Charles Anderson; privates, A. A. Atter, C. R. Boudlnot, C. F. Burmlster, Jr.; A. J. Cody, F, H Ferguson, II. 8. Kelly, Xm V. Landergren, C. F. Manches ter, B. II McCague, J. B. McDonald, T. J, MeKee, W. A. Plxley, It, "Wl Snow, I H. Tate, a P. Walker At F, Walton, W. II. Willis, Alexander Wygant Ten Years Ago Senator Millard facetiously said he did not know whether he ought to serid out a search warrant or not for Benator Die trich, for whom so many people were Inquiring. "I do not know where my col league Is," said Benator Millard. Benator Dietrich went to Alaska and his friends had not been hearing from him. Mrs. It. W. Baxter was said to be rap- Idly recovering from a recent operation and would be ready to go east with Mr. Baxter In November. Miss Faith Potter entertained Informally for Miss Pratt In the afternoon. The York and Omaha High school foot ball teams fought a hard battle without scoring, the game ending 0 to 0. Theaa boys composed the Omaha team: Flem ing, Benson, Stein, Thompson. Patterson. Rogers, Putnam Swedebersv Shields, Ixf tus, Burnet, Yoder. York I Freld, But terfteld, Newman, Nelson, Karth, Runner, Crutchfleld, King, Bovem, Taylor, Os borne, Wlleman, Kennlion, Brown. A. Hospe, who had suffered a dislocated collarbone and a badly broken rlfht arm aa the result of a runaway a day or two before, was resting eaxlly at hla horn on Seventeenth street near Chicago. Tho Kegeath Paper company, IBM Far nani street, was sold to Meyer Kahn. who was to take Immediate charge of the business. People Talked About British heirs to a big estate In Eng land the other day called at tha Ameri can embassy and requested cash for 15,000 In confederate money. Nothing doing. The Pittsburgh and Baltimore Frlck wedding with Us gifts of tl.000,0oo, most of It put up by the groom's father, pushes recant royal weddings Into the back number class. It Is confidently expected the groom will be able, with dad's band out, to support the bride In the style to which she has been accustomed. The prince of Monaco didn't find any signs of the wild west of fiction In his recent rambles through Wyoming. The state Is too busy plugging for oil, dig ging coal, raising mutton and like necee sarin of life to Indulge in wild west capers ottener than the Cheyenne annual blowout. Because Uxe railroad authorities refused to allow their poodle to be transported to southern California in a parlor car, Mrs. J. C 'Wtlkeahlre and daughter of Kansas City gave up the trip they had planned, returned their railway tickets and canceled the hotel reservations, which had been made for the entire winter. The Geographical society of Paris has invited Mrs. Fanny Bullock Workman to describe her latest Himalayan explora tion. This is a rare honor, for the society to give anyone. Prince Roland Bona parte, thfc president of the society, only extends such Invitations to those whose work Is considered to have been moat im portant The last guest of tho society waa Robert Peary, the discoverer of the North pole. Twice Told Tales The Rattnjt Passion. The digger had been caught In a net work of falllrwr Umbers and imprisoned thlrtr feet below the surface. He con trived, by pounding on the boards, to attract attention. The rescuers worked vigorously. An Iron pipe was pushed down to him. He was fed through It. A larger pipe was inserted, and pres ently a vigorous Jarring of the metal In dicated that the man desired .to' talk. "Hullo bolow there," called a rescuer. Ho put his ear to the opening. Suddenly, he made a silencing gesture wlih his hand. , All was quiet Suddenly the man started. "What does he sayT" clamored a hun dred voices. Tha man with his ear at the pipe looked around. "He has Jtmt asked me a Question." "nepeat It." they yelled. "What's the scorer'-Cleveland Plain Dealer. On I of th Qnestlon. The talk toplo turned to modern ax. travagsnce and this one was contributed by Congressman John W. Langley of Kentucky. Some time alnco a vount man In an eastern dty went to his employer and asked for an addition to his weekly dona tion. The boss, thinking he waa already payins him a fair Dlece of monev. b. came exceedingly thoughtful. "What Is your nartleular ruinn for asking for an Increase?" finally observed the boss. "You have no family responsl- Diiiucs and you should be able tn save a little on what you are now getting." am engaged to a young girl." answered the clerk blushfull', "an4 I would like to have a salary on which I can get married and live comfortably." "Geo whlsz. man!" exclaimed the boss, with considerable fore. "Th im'i xum. a salary I "I'll give you enough to got roarnea on, but that's as far as I can gof'Phliadelphla Telegraph. "Whnt Mother Called Dad. Conversation at a sod auilnn . nights ago turned to the endearing terms occasionally used by huaband on ir. which caused a smile to ripple over the icaiures or Congressman John J. Mitchell of Masaa&uafttta. ir. .,m t, It reminded him of an Incident that hap pened in HOBton. A children's aid society n hir . meeting one afternoon a short tlmo ago and during the sosslon ono of the women workers asked one of th tlttl. riri. nn.. ent what her father's name was. Smith," answered tha youngster, "Smith, la It?" returned tha nnmnn "And what la his Christian name?" "He ain't got none," answered tho little girl. Who hadn't tha falnteat Ii1a ah,) Christian name was. "Oh, surely he must have,f insisted tho woman. "What does your mother call hlm?"- "Bonehead." was the atartllnr rwlnlnilrr of the youngster. Editorial Snapshots New York World: In contemplating Huerta "one comes to the ooncluslcn that Castro and ' Kelaya and the rest were, comparatively speaking, pretty good fel lows. Philadelphia Ledger: Observe the size of the fees and the quantity of tho of fices being plied up on the new valuation of railroads. It la the biggest new pie In politics. Brooklyn Eagle: Turkey, beaten by the Balkans, bleeding from lta wounds, poor and starving, still ha vim to defy the Standard Oil company. National pride survives everything. Cleveland Plain Dealer: Sulzer says he has a mission to perform in New York and slnea Hallowe'en is so close,, we ad vise Murphy to nail his front gate to the post lest some one carry It away. Chicago News: Ws have an optlmlstlo government. The bureau or labor sta tistics in Washington In a recent bul letin remarks that the girls of today are to become the mothers of the next gen eration, Indianapolis News: The man who In vented cold storage has Just died "brok." But tho gents who Improved his inven tionwho made It a means of gouging people In addition to preserving food-are generally able to find quite a bunch of kale In their Jeans. Pittsburgh Dlsratchi The fall of the autumn leaf Is not mora conclusive as a sign of the advance of the season than the disappearance of the base ball score and the first notes of preparation for the foot ball fray. But when we have all three signs we are assured that late autumn Is getting ready to merge Into winery weather. Playing Politics BUI Sulser prophesies he will be back In the governor'a office within fifteen months. Same old BUI. The Tennessee legislature completed the business of the extra session in five days and adjourned without firing a gun, "Banishment of piggeries" Is a local campaign slogan In Philadelphia and one of the candidates for the reform answers to the name of Hogg. Jackpot republicans In Illinois are cir culating petitions aaklng William Lo ri mer to run for United States aenator and get a vindication. The bounced senator doesn't need much urging. Tammany's candidate for mayor of New York promises. If elected, to elevate the character of New York newspapers or put them out of business. There surely Is a vast field for sanitary it-form. Go to it! Bo-called women progressives In Illi nois fought the regular republican can didate for the supreme bench. Fifth dls trlct, because he would not pledge him self to uphold the constitutionality of the woman suffrage law. The candidate they supported and the one they at tacked were both beaten. All the star performers of the bull moose party, from Governor Hi Johnson to former Governor Stubbs of Kansas, are booked for stumping' tours of New Jersey in the Interest of Kverett Colby, progressive candidate for governor. Colby needs considerable help Just now, being forced to explain how a reformer of his standing happened to be an active lobby ist at Trenton some yrars ago and took pay for the Job. Contributors are sgala remiudea of our rule re.uestlag reasonable brevity and tbe right ws reserve to ent Sow letters exceeding 300 words. Call Dotti for Mrs. Pankharst. OMAHA, Oct .-To the Editor of Tho Bee: To put It mildly, Mrs. Pankhurst made 111 biggest mistake of her life when ahe said that white slavery was more awful than negro slavery In its worst form- Oh, horroral She is not right and speaks from imagination. I speak from experience and no slavery was, is and cannot be worse than negro slavery was. And If while here she makes any mora great mistakes she had better go back home and go on a big hunger strike. Yours for truth, JOB BANKB. Hope ts. Experience. OMAHA, Oct Si-To the ICdltor of The Bee: I notice In your paper thla state ment by R. B. Howell: By levying a IS per cent occupation tax, not only on the gas company, but on the electric light, the street1 car and tele phone company, or an occupation tax on Income that would be reasonablo to each of these corporations, the city of Omaha could purchase these plants and conduct the business on a basis of mu nicipal ownership. Perhaps, but why should a city with Omaha's experience wish to do such a thing? The test of the pudding is tn the eating. Is the mismanagement of tha city's water plant a sample of what we would get by the acquisition of these other utilities? I think most people ex pect a few pur-bllnd by prejudice, will admit that the water consumer In Omaha ts far more at the mercy of adverse cir cumstances and dominating bosslsm to day than when paying tribute to the private corporation from which "we" (Howell) bought the plant. I'm not ready tn condemn the principle of publlo owner ship, but before going further I would want Instruction and demonstration from some one beside a self-seeking politician enlisted only for a soft Job at fat pay. B. rumiBus UNUM. Distorting Historr fer aiovlea. OMAHA, Oct. 3. To the Editor of Tbe Bee: People have been Informed through the Papers that General Nelson A. Miles, Colonel "William T. Cody, and other not ables have taken part In a moving pic ture making plan, ostensibly to "repro duce" the "Battle of Wounded Khee.' I can understand why Buffalo BI1U a professional showman, would, sqek such notoriety, but why a lieutenant general of tho United States army should lend the dignity of his presence to a palpable sham is mora than I can fathom. T would not detract In the least from the fame and glory that attaches to the name of a soldier whose services havo been so eminent as those of General Miles. It ts gratifying to note that he has hot only refrained from taking part tn the "movies," but that he also condemns the to-called "battle" of bounded Knee. To begin with, neither Nelson A. Milts nor Bill Cody wan preiont In person, nor did either have any part In tha so.called battle of , Wounded Knee, other than General Miles was then In headquarter at Pine Ridge Agency, where ho was in command of the army that was trying to restore order on the Great Sioux In dian rRfseryatlon. Further, tbr fight waa mors nearly a massacre than a bat tle; If either of the other regiments then scouting through the region had Inter cepted Big Foot and his band, who were making their way openly to the agency In order to avoid a conflict, not a shot would have been fired. But fata so or dered that the Seventh covalry, under Colonel Foryth, encountered Big Foot, and his party. Now keep In mind that Big Foot had with him his women and chil dren as well as his braves, and the Sioux do not take their families along when they go to war. Also, keep in mind that it was but a little over thirteen years befdro that that the Seventh cavalry had suffered the tees of Its colonel and three troops of Its organization in the massacre on th Little Big Horn. Study these facts, and with them the atorlea that had permeated every Bloux lodge aa to what would likely occur if the Seventh ever again encountered the Sioux In battle array, and you will have the background for a moving picture display. When Forsyth paraded Big Foot's braves for tha purpose of disarming them each Indian felt that he was to be mada a victim of tha whtta man's vengeance. Captain Wallace, a personal friend of mine, fell under the blow from a war club, and the slaughter began. Iet us not talk of treachery, nor delude ourselves with any sort of sophistry. When the sun sat on tha last day of December, 1S, not on of Blr Foofa band lived, save poor little Zlntka liuneta, "Little Lot Bird" Indeed. Tha band of the Seventh could again play "Garryowen." General Miles' active part In the affair was to order Forsyth before a court martial on a technical charge In connec tion with the disposition of his soldiers befor and during th alaughter. Now, let us glance at another back ground for a moving picture: To tha cabin of an aged Indian medicine man and prophet oome a group of whit men and Indian police; It Is long befor day light on a winter' morning. The group linger until dawn approaches; then one of the Indian policemen atatlons himself where he can command th door of the cabin, and another knocks to arouse the inmates. Th aged medicine man comes to the door to inquire th occasion of be ing so disturbed. He asks the man In front of him. but before an answer can be given a shot ts fired, and Sitting Bull falls dead, with a bullet hole through his heart. Just why history should be distorted to maka a moving picture film Is as much beyond my comprehension a Is th van ity that will lead an honored soldier to take part in such a palpable fake. OLD FOOY. Gettinai Something- for Nothing. OMAHA, Oct C To th Editor of Th. Be "Old Fogy's" satire on n n Howell' method of gaining publlo owner ship of public utilities Is fine, but, in all seriousness, if the Income tax is getting something for nothing. Is not any other tax of the same character? If all taxes gUe value received when they nimwnt Justice, and if a publlo utlUty Is taxed 15 per cent because it has taxed the public this amount over and above its itut earnings, what, I would like to ask "Old is there wrong about it? Would "Old Fogy" object to publlo competition on tbe ground that It would be confisca tion of property to run the urmnilnm out of business, holding that the latter bav not received something for nothing when they have received long-time fran chises for nothing, enabling them to get something from the public for nothing? WILLIS HUD8PETH. SUNNY OEMS. "The young fellow you see yonder .la a coming man." "Indeed! Who is her "Tha rent collector?" Baltimore Ameri can. "A Judge who Is wooing a woman has one advantage over other lovers." "What Is thatr "If she won't listen to him, he can fine her for contempt of court." Balti more American. "I may be odd, but Tm fond of these muck-racking stories. I wonder what November magaxlnes I ought to buy this month?" "Jlmmlny, but you're behind the times. What you want to buy Is a matinee tlcket"-St Louis Republic "What are you doing at your house now to fill up the long evenings?" "We gather In a family circle and guess what it is the baby want whon lies crying. It's really more exclUng than bridge." Kansas City Journal. Kthet (Impatlently)-Oh. why doesn't piiiv come; he's kept me waiting a whole half hour. Her Brother I always told you that fel low had effeminate traits. Boston Transcript Successful home baking Good shortening and plenty of it is one of the secrets of successful cakes and pastry. Make yours the best by using Glendale Butterifte which takes the butter and costs sVimovcMwvvnf The tjtWTT sas-iUflSiTi J rdr jdr the Big Men Go Those men who "get there" usually get there first. When they go to St. Paul and Minneapo lis you'll hnd them on the Great Western's Twin City limited spend ing a pleasant evening in the club car with some live, good-natured friends who prefer to do their hustling amid the luxury of hr me comforts. You get there first comfortably on tho GREAT WESTERN. 8110 p. m. Is the leaving time; $8.10 it the fare; you arrive St. Paul 7:30 s. m.. Minneapolis 8:05 a. in. Day train leaves Omaha 7:44 a. m- BONORDEN, C.T.&T.A. 1822 Famam Street Omaha. Neb. Pfcene. Doujlu 2 SO JJT f "MEN DO NOT COUNTERFEIT NOR IMITATE WL VatlVW171 WHICH J8 UNKNOWN OR WORTH- tffr V LESS'" The KeeIey treatment has atood the A JfcV Mss W test of time having heen used with unparalleled success for the past 33 years In curing Alcohol- jrTt ltm' Morpmne ana other drug-using, Cigarette a. nd Tobacco habiu and Neurasthenia. Over a 1 1 lrfsl Quarter million cured men and women In the BsWUk V United States are our testimonials. Remedies 7", 1 . ""'""ijr iree urom any injur- vir , . lous r harmful elfects. Mental and physical THE KEELEV INSTITUTE. 23th ami Cass Streets. Omaha. Neb. THE BALM OF LIFE. New York Times. Tell me not in mournful .numbers Life Is but an empty dream. Tariff turmolt sweetly slumbers, Righteousness now reigns supreme. Happy housewives thanks are giving For tho cuts In Schedule "G." anqulshed Is the cost of living Brimstone is admitted free! Evil trusts no longer plunder Helpless ones on life's highway, Now they realize their blunder As they find they've loet their sway Arguments profound and shallow, Pointing out the nation's loss, Failed to put a tax on tallow. Fish skins, fossils, raaise and moss. Kyery trust, Intrenched, protected. for tha worker's welfare fears, You can tell a trunt affected By Us crocodilian tears, No.IT.tn .man whoso money Jlngl, Wife and family does not stint. Since they took the tax off shingles. Beeswax. Bibles, flax and flint Those monopolising venders Of tha people's lea and coal, Heartless, soulless, old offenders, Laugh at threats of tax or toll. Speed the day that will remind them They must face a hotter clime. And departing leave behind them Imprints of their brands of crime. place of less. mm Iner mil " r i mp ro va merit Wav