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Washington-' Fourteenth St. N. W. CORRESPONDENCE, Communications rHntlrig .to newt and editorial matter should be addressed Omaha Bee. Editorial department SEPTEMBER CIRCOIjATION. 50,085 'I State cf Nebraska, County or Douglas, s. Dwlgkt Williams, circulation manager of The Be Publishing company, being duly sworn, says that tha average dally circulation for the month of September, UU, was W.OS3. D WIGHT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manaser. Su Inert btJ In my presence and sworn to befor me this 1st day of October, WML ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Public. fafcavrlhera leaving; (he clir empfrrrUr should ss Tha fee mlH t them. Adsa Trill ho cfcasrs-d often as reaeated. It Iwks as If the lid-lifters were vsi laelder In Soath Osaaiia. AayM yet heard Of Boss Howell gutUs hie junket Money back? day civilisation trill rise in riitteeu wrath aas brlHg Ruwla to Utte. It l tea te ee that the Japs are with Uadefwoo Ib his fight against -1, AfflSffl The aetoofla la our country may alto he kept track of by the games ire fay. Why, of ceursc, Nebraska Is a bet ter xUU Umhi M(BHaOta, or, its foot ball Maun ft vwm hayo won. The MdW 4wrey bill must ho aft4y irtfWalm only 80 amniiU. t-wklp it lata sfcaps. The final eeore in that twelve Inning game hetwen the lulxera and Xtfryhy wall it te is In favor ef the latter, Never wlad,. Qdvernor Metcalfe will in time fet aceas(ied to wkr ln, A ilk tile wlUont IWb h iewfrUW. ; . r ;If')faat Mad eat that started a panic at the tlspct had been a dog he would 4MieM have been arrested on tho cMm of ra)e, A Kanarcity-eert ha eow to tint rescue ofj-r e. Had hy ruling tht sons nay net dhspceeew their father of bis properly. It every New Ye-rk voter who be liVe in decent politic would act as 1M believe there would be nothing left f the Tammany boss. K4ar Howard again reminds tha da aerate that Nebraska ie a republic- state. Right you are, Kdgar, irketMver the reubllcana ' stand to cetlter. It Is quite possible, though, that Jtr. Underwood will find it noccseary te swap this tariff steed fer a faster Iters before he raacb.es the' White He Inn. Tk celehratloa of the silver wed 4t et Omaha, and Council Bluffs by the evening of te Douglas atreet riifle ha been petpond. The two citie were raarrl4 before, anyway. "Conscience should be educated as well aa the intellect," wo arc told. N ee will disagree with this, Tho ealy open question la upon whom do v1tm the duty to do the educating. The man who committed near aukide by thinking ho had swallowed a poisonous concoction will see tho busier of that famous coroner's ,ary finding that the victim of a lynching bee frightened himself to death. An exchange says that members of America's Dald-headcd club In na tional convention assembled spun hair-raising tales ut odd momenta. It is believed, also, that the conven tlen will strongly endorse the swat-the-fly movement Our Water boarders do not want to acquire a reservoir site by con demnation; or, more particularly, they do not want to etart anything which might raise in court the ques t! whether the law, under which they claim tho right to condemn, will held water. A Hearst paper rinc'dl8 Governor Xetc!fee right, tto Wlhat ;tho whole plan under; wkjefc. the Panama canal has been built is wrong," 1e- ausa he only bad such expert t7ain ig aa the .editorship of Mr. Bryan's Cewai cr could give. Wrong, very wroAf. iet's real engineering was do m Mf of 'another celebrated dcnuert' yfsea) organ. Changing the Tactics. f Notwithstanding hits success In orclng tho tariff bill through con gress by uso of tho party whip, Pres ident Wilson seems to recognlzo the futility of trying to repeat tho per formance with the currency bill, and Is, therefore changing tho tactics. According to rcliablo Washington ad vices, ho Is now bending his efforts toward enlisting a co-operative inter est among republican sonators and proclaiming that the measure Is to bo a piece of nonpartisan legislation, In the final shaping of which repub licans, as well as democrats, are to havo a hand. This is practical confession that, whllo the tariff load was safely landed by the presidential pull, It was dono Only by straining to the utmost limit, and that It would be dangerous to subject tho machinery so soon again to Uio same strain. For tho country at large this situ ation is a good thing, because it means that whatever currency legis lation Is finally adopted will bo on broader lines than that coming within tho scopo of a more nonpartisan view point. As n matter of fact, it would iavo been much bottor If tho tariff had been constructed on a similar plan instead of in seerot conference by democratic leadore bent chiefly upon accumulating political capital. Tho president has plainly come to tho conclusion that caucus-driven and patronage-bought pnrty measures do not command the popular applause they are oxpocted to oftclto. October The Turning Point. October Is a sort of vcstlbulo through which wo pass from the mild to tho sovcro season. Wo clean off our shoes at the door, for the autumn housoclcanlng has Just been done, pass In nnd take our Place by tho tiro. Tho grass, withered by the first roal frost, is covered with thick layers of scattered leaves; trees are getting bare. About the house, as well as Uio grounds, characteristic changes appear. Screens are dis placed by- storm windows and doors, collars filled If they are ever going to bo-wlth storable food supplies coal bins aro occupied, furnaces and grates and stoves aro requisitioned. Tho cosy corner, long abandoned for tho porch, onco moro is sought for tho solaco of study and contempla tion, Folks put off the "thin, gauzy ones" and put on the "heavies" the climax that makes you fully know that the summer is gone. September ometlmes falls to convince you, as for Instance, It did this year, But now as yeu pass the meridian of Oc tober, you know Jack Frost is here, Of course, October may tit baek, after getting all arrangements made for winter, and take Its eaae for a few days, lolling in the lay lap of Indian summerbut that Is only to get a better start, Mrs. Fankhurst Comes In. Tho president scorns to have moved along the linos of least resistance In raising tho embargo and admitting Mrs. Pankhurat, He bases his action on-a "flexible" interpretation of tho law undor which tho British suffrag- gotte leader was being detained at Ellis island, Perhaps tho case of Castro, similarly detained and later admitted under a compulsory court ordor defining his statUB, may havo had its influenco on tho prosldent, despite his expressed view that it is merely1 a matter of policy. Truth Is Mrs. Pankhurst Ib harm less on this side of the Atlantic. Hor pledge to observe our laws and re frain from Inciting" or committing violence while here is not at all necessary, ' She has' boon here beforo and demeaned horsolf with becoming conduct, gracious, in tact, so much so a to endear 'herself to many who rosily did not accept her theories. It must be remembered, also, that hot mission seems solely one of inspira tion for tho good of the commissary department, coupled with a frank ad mission that she needs the money and will return as soon as she collects it Johnny Bull, Vtth his aching' head still swathed in bandages, may not appreciates the president's willing ness to let her in to gather fresh munitions of war, but a man who had been hit with a brick might not bo oxpectod to view the case impar tially. In the meantime the presi dent's stock ought to rise in those tlvo states where women vote. Caleb Powers says he Is too poor to stay in politics, hence will retire at the end of his present torm In tho house. Or is it a caso of being bo poor that none of bis colleagues will do him honor? Social ostracism is said to bo the real reason for Powers' contemplated retirement, and, if true, only goes to show tho powerful im pact of such a blight, whether Powers descrvca It or not. ' Governor Johnson of California is going to Bpend his vacation talking to people down east.' But it is not Chautauqua gate, receipts ho is after, for he is only going to help save the country by advising ,NoV Jersey and Massachusetts to elect the candidates On the progressive ticket. . " , v It ia proposed to name tha next county carved out In Nebraska after Mr. Bryan. That is a good way to immortalize him, and at the same time, perhaps raise the dignity of other distinguished soldiers and btatesmen whose names ornament the state's map. THE BEE: opkiiiiS Backward ,7hb0rinOnhf roweius rem act nits OCTOBER St. Thirty Years Ago Rev. wv J. Harsha began his second series of lectures at tha First Congrega tional church supplementary to tho course lie gave last year. Architect Myers Is said to be willing to consent to using galvanised Iron In stead of dressed stone for the court house cornice. Guy R. c. Reed was admitted to prac tice by the district court Dr. Henry O. Cornwell and wife of Co lumbus. O., are guests of It W, Brecken- rldce. Esq. They are on their way to San Diego, Cal. Joseph Belt, the depot ticket agent of the Union Pacific, has returned from a trip east Mrs. J. J. Dickey Is back from the east. General John M. Thayer of Orand Island Is at tho Millard. General Passenger Agent Mors of the Union Pacific haa returned from a. meet ing of the California. Ilnea at Kansaa City and will attend another meeting at Chicago In ten day to dispose of the California rate question. The average dally attendance In the schools of Omaha last year waa greater i by OH. or 21 per cent, than the year be fore. Nebraska's greatest show, Cody A Car ver's Wild West, Is advertised to be homo again next Saturday at the fair ground. Twenty Years Ago , Thi Toung Men' Christian Associa tion's foot ball team beat the Omaha. High school team, 4 to f. This list com prised the hlgli school: Sheldon, Ayres. Cress, Powell, Stokes, Pickering, xuaey, Whipple, Purvis, BUrdlck and Clark; Young Men's Christian association, Voung. Waltmeyer, Lowrle. Camahsn, Oschenbeln, Coleman, McKay, D. Young, W. Sheldon. Van Camp. Tuffleld. Mrs. W. fl. Heavy, wife of the chief of police, proved her skill with a shotgun by bagging three snipe at Cut Off lake. In addition to this she distinguished her self by slaying seventeen blackbirds at one shot. The 0te City Malt company was grantsd a permit to build an annex to its plant at Beeorsd street and Woolvrorth avenue. Director Hunt of the state weather Servian smilingly announced a change of his mind as to the suspension of the Ne braska Weather Record and Weekly Crop Uullsttn and decided to turn out tho fourth number of that breezy little sheet on time. About MO populists assembled at Expo sition hall and listened to speeches by J. M. J lagan and J. M. Devlne. D. Clem Dtaver called tho multitude to order and that was going some and Introduced tho orators. Dsvlns came first Ha waded Into the subject of the financial depres sion by declaring at the outset that thi president of the United States and the money devils of Wall street were in a close corporation' combine to sandbag the people and frette all their money ad hordo It up for their pwn special benefit. Ten Years Aft Patrolman James Cutck, Ills Grace street, ill for three months. ptMed away. Ho had been on tho force for three years and left a wlfo and two children. Word was telvd of the death at Beatrice en OetoW 30 of A. J. -Whldden, 4967 Lafayette avenue, an old resident of Omaha. He was the father ef J. C W hid den, 103) Blnney street. Plana wero made for the return of the body here for burial. Stato Auditor Charles Weston and Sec retary Georgo D. Dennett of the State Hoard of Equalisation sent word they In tended coming to Omaha and hearing arguments In the suit of the Jobbing In terests seeking to put. the new state reve nue law out of business. The Real Estate exchange's committee ori Jobbing house reyqrttd that It had found capitalists who were willing to In vest money in new buildings' If assured of a general raise Jn rents, Washington Runyan of the Deebe & Runysn company appeared with a new proposition for the buttdlng his company proposed erecting at Ninth and Dodge streets. He sold they had amended their articles of Incorpera Hon to enable them to Issue $1(0,060 of preferrod stock, bearing Interest at 8 per cent, and they desired to sell this to raise sufficient money to, erect the. building. The largest of several wedding was that of Miss XUsabeth Allen, daughter of Mr. and Mts. William F. Allen, and .TameS I Paxton at First Congregational church by Rev. Hubert C. Herring. It was per formed In the presence of SsO guests. Mrs. Hewy T. Clarke, Jr., sister of the bride, acted aa matron of honor and Stockton lletli aa groomsman, with these usher: C, C. Georie, John U Kennedy, Joseph Baldrlge, Henry T. Clarke. Jr., Hilton Folda and A. N. Denn of Chicago. Mr. and Mrs, Paxton left for an extended trip to Cuba. People Talked About Prof. Grouch' of Honey Creek gives notice that November will be a disagree able monthj. It has five Saturday half holidays and the same number of Sat urday pay days. Memory plays unique tricks when prop, erly coached. Francis O. -Porter, an al leged bankrupt broker of Chicago, when quitted by a referee waa unable to rouse his forgettery and tell what he did with securities valued at 131,000 entrusted to him by a country, customer. Prestdent-etect of China, the esteemed Yuan Shlh Kal, stirs the depths of cynical humiliation for Dr. Sun Yat Sen by of- I ferlnir the sum of five Mexican dollars as a reward for his head. pr. Sun yielded tha presidency to Yuan'ln the early hours of tha republlo and as a reward Is branded "a. cheap skate." The lata Jamea H. Kennsy, clerk of the United State "supremo curt. had been an officer of the court for fifty-five years, twenty-two of them aa deputy clerk and thirty-three as clerk. He waa guide and friend for an end) yroasssloa of attorneys practicing In the high court, and provided the Bible on which every president from Grant to WUson took the oath or office. Boston, the .town of "Honey FHa.". oc cuslodally does the right' thine at tha. right time. Instead of obaervtng Colum bus day a s class holiday, -all kinds of Bostonians, 10,030 strong, participated in a procession, the most ambitious seen In the city in rccnt years. The central Jdca of the procession waa the nation, then tha uute. and next tho city, eaoh reprobated by scores of floats depleting blfiortcal features. The army and navy ana mo grana army nm ib ixtmovt s and pravttcally all fraternal soclet: were t OAIAHA, TUESDAY, OCTOBER, 21, 1913. Aimed at Omaha Aim Record; Ever see one of those publicity-hating doctors, who habitually haa his name bawled out by the usher Just before the second act. gft up from ht seat in the most conspicuous part of the hou ahd dash down the aisle? Omaha Bee. Tut. tut, brother, you're wrong. Doctors don't hato publicity-It's paying for It that they dlsttke. , BhMton Clipper: Omaha Is experiencing a hard time trying to keep the lid on after S o'clock. The trouble with Omaha Is that the people who would enforce th5 S o'clock closing law are In the minority. The same might be aatd of all bther cities the size of the Nebraska metropolis. Columbus Telegraml At the late Ak Bar-Ben ball In Omaha they danced the tango with alt the variations, and some of the prudish ones are entering a pro test arAJn.it the Immoral actions of the dancers, t am not competent to decide between doing tha tango decently and doing It otherwise. But Indeed some of it must hare been done otherwise at the AkSarBen ball, because even some, peo ple realdlhg In lawless Omaha have de clared against a repetition of the perform ance. For my own part I can see nothing wrong with the taago, provided it Is danced by men and women for the sole purpose of displaying grace In their movements to the music. Any sort of a dance may be Immodest and Immoral when danced by that kind of people, so with kissing games played by people who are opposed to danclmr. Those Omaha critic of the manner In which Omaha men and women did the tango at the Ak- Sar-Ben ball should remember that If there waa any Immoral and immodest doing of the tango at that ball It waa done by that kind of peopK My own pri vate reports of the Ak-Sar-Ben ball show that most of the dancers wore not that kind. I regret that the Omaha critics are so severe upon Omaha society that Sense of Justice Impels outsiders to run to the rescue of the Imperiled morals of the metropolis. Blair Democrat: The fact that the omergency car of th Omaha police waa In uso taking home the foreman of the garage at the time It was needed to ehase 'the street car robbers appears to ha been a ood thing' for the robbers, but may' result In tho police employee getting a little more exercise. Beatrice Express: Mayor Jim Dahlman of Omaha and his democratic friends have been lost sight of during the controversy over the dance indulged In at the recent Ak-Sar-Bcn ball, and this Is not accord ing to Mayor Jim's Idea of the fttnesa of things, so he has hired a batch of wild and untamed bronchos which he declares he will ride at tha Wild West day planned ty the Cowboys' association at Valen tine. Tou cannot keep Omaha's mayor out of the calcium spotlight very long at a time. Nebraska City Frew: Omaha's Ak-Sar-Ben festival shows a deficit of 14,000. but the directors of Uio association feel It waa money well spent and plans for a hlgger and better demonstration of Omaha hospitality are being1 made for next year. Depend upon Omaha keeping the crowds coming its way. Editorial Pen Pottits Boston Transcript; When T. R." once gets his. eyes on one of those Amazonian sloths no doubt ha will denounce the wretched beast as a miserable stand pat ter. Louisville Courier-Journal ! The Bat canal is nothing- but- 1Y1 . aalt water ditch, while the Panama canal Is a. fresh water bridge for ships from ocean to ocean. Indianapolis News: 0 arnica is bustad, Is it, Mr. President Well, at that, Oam boa has othing on soma of the rest of ua who tJro still trying to get over our vacations. Cleveland Plain Dealer: A man In a western city Is reported' to have worlsed two yearn with a broken neck. He was probably a mera consumer and, having got it In the neck so often, didn't realize that anything unusual had happened. New York World: The Unltad State court of appeals at Chicago haa sustained the Indiana State Board of Health In the bensoate-of-soda case The decision help incidentally to sustain tha theory that pure food regulation la properly a matter ef Jocal and state jurisdiction. Chicago Record-Herald: Hereafter wonwn returning to this country from abroad wilt n6t be permitted to land until they have removed tha aigrettes from their hat. We can foresee that the Wilson administration Isn't going to be.vwy highly spoken of by some women. Boston Transcript: The grandson of one of the .most famous geaerals of Napoleon ts In this country on a visit, wearing a old chain bracelet on his wrist, A same us man's descendants arc often hard put to It to keep up the family celebrity. Nebraska Editors V. W. Brown, Jr., of Lincoln, haa pur chased the Kearney Morning- Times from T. B. Garrison, sr. - Mr. Brown ha taken charge of the business manacement and has retained Martin Blank as the editor. Adam Breed, proprietor of the Hast ings Tribune, has returned from his big game hunt In the wilds of Central Amtrictu Ha brought with him many rare specimens of birds and animals which he will have mounted and add to hla collection. D, L. Crellln. who last month sold the Pag Reporter to Mllo E. Taylor, ha purchased th West Point Democrat from J. A. Btaht. The transfer wm made last week. Mr. Crellln haa lived In Nebraska sines 1SH and bs. n awapapr wjrk eighteen years. Editor C. P. Cai of the Ravenna News last weak got out a booster edition that would do credit to a town three times lta site. Its twenty-four pages were crowded with beautiful pictures and llvw article descriptive 'of th northern part of Buffalo and tho southern part of She'rman county. Th Story of the re sources of tho former U written by Hon. a C Bassett of Gibbon and that or the latter by Hon, J. S. Peddler of Loup City. One feature U a new map of the tcrtl'orr tilbutary to Ravanna. which f re poses to creat a nw oountr, to b called Bryan, county, with Raveona a th countr et What la Thrift f CHICAGO, Oct. P).-To the Editor of Th Be: We feel assured that wo can count upon your co-operation In our movement to secure the best definition of thrift To tha children of the public schools we offer a prize of $10 for the beet definition of thrift For the best story of typical thrift a prize of IS, the story not to exceed SO) words. Everyone Is directly, financially Inter ested In Individual thrift tn the United States, for that la the basis of commun ity and national prosperity. 8. W. STRAUS. Chairman Organization Committee, American Society for Thrift. Intricacies of Aaral Credits. YORK, Neb., Oct .-To the Editor of The Bee: I see that we are to have another "cure all" in the shape of "farm credits' which may be so safeguarded as to be a real help to lots of people. But with the best of guards It win give more aid to the man with means than to the man with none, so the fellow that need It the worst can not get It, and they can not tlx it so he can and stilt make the government safe, whloh must bo dono or It will fall, too, Let me give an Illustration. About twenty years ago there waa a remedy offered for the farmer called tho "Sub-Treasury plan," which waa that the "government should loan the money to tho farmers at a rater not to exceed 3 per cent per annum" on '-good first mortgage realty security." Now you see tha fellow that could qualify for the loan waa not the one In most need of It, for the man with land clear of debt could borrow this money and buy out his neigh bor or loan him the money at a high In terest and repeat the dose often. At that time there waa a man tn Ne braska running for office on that very Plan, while ho was at the same time loaning money to his neighbor for St to 8 per cent en chattel short time loan. And when he thought that sub scheme was going to win, ha went and borrowed money of his father and bought another farm and then told one of hla debtors that by next year I can let you have all tha monoy you want aa I am going to borrow the full limit on my three farms. Whereupon his friend said: "I guess I will borrow some of that cheap money myself Instead of paying you this high Interest." and then Mr. A. smiled and said! ''Tod have not got the sqcurlty to give Uncle Sam and he does not take chattels." The government Is now trying to give frso homes to those that need them. A man told mo lately that when he went to file on his claim this fall there was a man In the office at the same time tq file, and when the question was put to lilm, "Have you now more than so much landT" he said. "Jes, sir." "Then you cannot filo on land here." Bo he Just went and deeded all ..but a little of his land to hi wife and came back and tiled. Now his wife waa nt home, J ,000 miles away, and did not know anything of It And the deed was In his pocket and not recorded when h filed. Now did he yet hava that land or not. or was he any more In need .of. more. land than he was one hour before? And my friend said they told Kim .there was lots of that be ing! don there"., JSo-oii, e even tha, guards do hot," guard, some times. FRANKLIN POPE. Eiding for a Fall New York, Sim: The new from the city of Mexico Is ominous. Porflrlo DIas In tha prim of his powers could not have Invaded the chamber of deputies with troops and seized almost half the mem ber, as General Huerta haa done, with out rlsfctng an uprising against his au thority at tho seat of government. Brooklyn Eaglo: Provisional President Huerta's pretense of loyalty to a popular form of government In Moxlco lo at an end, Mexico's house of representatives has 233 mombori If, aa tho news dls patches stato, lie of those have 4ccn ar reeted and put In prison by order of th president, an unblushing military die. tatorsMp Is In fore. Philadelphia Lodger: He Is revealed as a military despot, lmpaUont of constitu tional restraints, determined to perpotuate his power, If poselble, by the, remnant of an amy which remains loyal to his per son. . On th eve of the elections tn the result of which he had agreed to ao quleaco, ho ha destroyed whatever pos sibility there . was of honest balloting that would reflect national opinion. Pittsburgh Dispatch: Huerta shows the elovsn hoof of military tyranny promptly upon provocation. So long as .It Involved no particular st I '-restraint on Ids part ho was willing to prof adherence to the principles of constitutional government for tho aako of irottln? recognition from th United State But when It came to enduring attack lu tho Mexican con gress for tho ako of recognition lo chanoo of the- latter Is thrown to th winds for the exercise of tho powur of, a despot. Meeting of Waters New York Sun: The grandest explosion the world ever heard or saw cleared ths way for uniting the water or the AI- lantie and Pacific yesterday when forty 1 tons of dynamite blew up the Qamboa dike. Tho pressing of on electric button In Washington did not cause tho historic explosion, but -was tho signal for It It fell to Trewident Cllsort In his official rapacity to give that signal. Pittsburgh Dispatch. For this splendid achievement great credit is due and will be awarded to Colonel doethuls, the head of the force; to his assistants, amont; whom Pittsburgh will claim Major Sibert aa a reprsnttlv, and to tha unrivalled sanitary measures Instituted under the lt-adershlp and direction of Colonel dorrs s. Each In his own line has put himself In the-front rank of those who havo achieved greatness. Nw York Tribune: Bacept that the water la Mill shallow and that a small amount of excavating remain to be done in th Culrbra cut. the canal Is practi cally finished. It Is buoyed and lighted from end to pd. At every turn th inner angle Is scooped away to a width of 1,090 feet The swinging ship finds each new course made clear by two range-tights Just In Una ahead, and a channel M feet wld and forty-on fet dttp to disport I Canal Outs Mileage Length of old all-water routes between principal commercial centers, as com pared with new routes through Panama canal; Rout. Old. New. Colon to Panama 10,719 New York to San Francisco 13,409 5,3)0 New York, to Hawaii Is lands . .. 12.800 7.0W New York to Manila 17.2P0 12.000 New York to Hong Kong, both -rait and water 9,730 New York to H6ng Kong, water only, no transfer ....... ll.fJJ Liverpool to San Francisco.. li,?Jl 8,038 Liverpool to Hong Kong, via Sues canal ,. 11,510 ..... Liverpool to Hong Kong. via Panama canal 13,937 Distance from Panama canal to (nauti cal miles): New York .... l.STi Liverpool V... OR Pernambuco, Brazil 3,331 New Orleans 1,393 San Francisco , 4,019 Hatwal! 4.8S3 Hong Konc , 9,(04 Australia 8,013 Cape Horn 3,941 South Africa 7.303 JOLLIES FROM JUDGE. Baron Sans Dough What do you think of my family tree? Mr, Mucbgold The tree may be a good one. all right but looks to me as If the crop was a failure. Winkle My wife would make -a good congressman, . ' I Hlnkle-Whyl Winkle-'She's always Introducing bills into the house. Mr. Fuss (Furlously)-It's mighty strange you can't look after things a Do You Good, complexion? NAYBJLX alas eaa aid yea. Xaolsoxetloaa la diet will clog tha bowels and oTsataally affset th skis, ateraal application May Ts a txH-sai to those who already bar a clsftr skis, but to otkr an latarsal remsly Must be glvsn. XATtnUB ha prorldsd aa ldai laxaUv water that will purify your blood, keep your stomach and intestines clean, and teller ossUpatlo the real oaua of plapls aad other facial blemishes, slat a heHle of XTTHYADX JAS06J WATSX to-day Katare'a XiozaUva at any drag store take M glassful, upon arising-, daOj t a short Urns, ikeav set tha AtCarsae la year complexion. , l M ! i i a MiHIHILsflHIMIIIIKiP r Free Homes Government Land Opening at the Former Fort Niobrara Military Reservation Chtrry County, Ntbtatka and ' ' North Platte Forest Reserve (Grant and MePhtrton CountU; Ntbratka) Take advantage of the chance to make a Double Registration ValentieeNebo October 13 to 25, 1913 Out of the total amount of 379,480 acres in both reservations to be given away, about 15,040 acres or about 94 tracts of 160 acres each is farm land which is located immediately adja cent; to the town limits of Valentine, Neb., where it can be easily inspected, By purchasing your ticket to Valen tine, Neb., you can not only register for both reservations, but you can also look over and examine the land suitable for farming. NW3131 s frmtmet Ask fer OfOGWAL GEMXKE Titt fl Dmk little better' Here I want to shave, and thora Isnt a drop of hot water here. Mrs. Fuss ik-lly) It Is strange! Wh. that's the one thing I've never been out of since I married yon! "Yon seem to be very Intimate with the Dlfbys. I didn't know yon had met them." 'I haven't met them. I patronize thclr dressmaker." Flanetc How did you guess there were a lot of nice young men whero I spent my vacation? Fiance You've learned to- kiss- so nicely. , FATHER. . ; KUmund Verjce Cbok. . i He wsa not the kind of a father that volt read about tn books. He wasn't long on language and - he wasn t strong on look.. He waa not the sort of father that you hear about In play?; lie was Just a human father with ' a human father's wast. No, he never balked nt working, but when he was through It once. Right down to the grass wns father. with the? children, dolntf stunt. AH of us would pile upon him and he'd welcome alt the pack. But 'I'm wondering, after play time, did we stay there oh his back? Wasn't strong on dissipation, said his "gambol on the green" 'A as to fill the platter foster than the kids could lick It clean, , And the next best game ho Knew of was nn equal one to bent; It was keeping leather covers up to the supply of feet. , - Always on the 3ob was father, -plugstns Eteadylike and strong, Ncycr jnaklnir any noise, but helping all his llttla world Along. And to thlrk' Lord! ain't funny you can see things years and years And yet never know you'vo seen them, till your eyes are bllhd with tears. y 1 Quit his Job one day and left u-.-emllln? as he wenx away; i , Eulogy scorns all so foolish. What can anybody ray? Seemed like even In his leaving he was savlntr someone bother. For the on ward on tho cranlte which lies ovr him Is "Father." 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