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Louis (03 New Bank ot Commerce. Vashlngton-S Fourteenth St. N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating- to news and editorial matter should be addressed Omaha Bee. Editorial department. SEPTEMBER CIRCULATION. 50,085 Mate of Nebraska, County or Douglas, ss. Dwlgat Williams, circulation manager of The Be Publishing company, being duly sworn, says that the average daily circulation for the month of September, Ult, was W.Os. DWIOHT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 1st day of October, IK3. ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Public. Sahserlber leaving the city lemverarlly should bavo The Bee mailed to them, Aadreas rflll be c baa are d as often aa requested. Why call it "ThanksgWlng day" With turkey iky hlgfyT The captain ot tbo Volturno tWoTSd himself every Inch a man. By the way, what betiamo of Harry Thaw la the world's serlos shuffle? Our ItallaH-Anerlcan residents of as aha have, done the city, aa well aa UieatelY, preud. "Who gaU the xnoaeyT" persists the Chicago Record-Herald, Tried Mr. Rockefeller yet! Turn tbo Fankhurst queitlon suWad and ask, "What good will mmeltne do us when she gets hero? "Words are good and only so whon fctjtke4 by dee),'' aa the paroquets Ma jaguars ot South America will eo find out. The Bt. Leu I s Republic thlaka that $90,800,000 Ualea Pacific melon might he called & paw-paw, perhaps, hut Bet a lemon. Seme of our lawyer friends by o eM all of them seen to pro ceed ea the theory of "Us fellers must AH stick together' "All the def atles will be safely yreteeUd," says Hnerta, who is the same MaereU that premised the sam, Uiag for Jtadere aas guars. Ak-Bar-Bea eds the season a row tkoUMSd dollars short. But what is fckat to the king ot QuiveraT Lot tvs ehaacellor of tho exchequer worry. The reform ot legal procedure and s4rMtXtaeatng ot confidence la tho urs would be immeasurably premete by feaclng Ike black sheep Ht 9t the bar sa closure. FmMMt Xaerta will sot permit My pfcyaieal ham to come to the 1m prie depatles. He just loves tkMsv much that he will not let stay e hurt a hair ot their heads.' It Christopher Celumhw had only fceea a We te leek farther ahead he we id ever hare bee content to atop tn the West ladles, but would bare peretsteatty pushed oa until he sA at Omaha. Of course, that Oorraan warship is sc4s t Mexico merely as a spec tator. The only wonder is that the IsaUer did aot send a few roglments mc km favored army officers over here to see the world series. OkhUhoma, under the lead ot Gov jraof Crnce will fall In line with an official two-good-roads-days stunt But what can the governor ot Okla hHla try in order to outdo the per formance ot wielding a shovol be tween two convict! A Kansas City judge, passing on eaec arising from the closing ot the tenderloin resorts, declares tho male visitor Is entitled to no better treatment than the female inmate. But can judge-made law stoy society from discriminating against the women. That School board deficit cannot he a surprise even against former qtfclHU ot fairly balanced revenue ad tfo. The crediting ot two ars' reesipU from liquor licenses aalai oa year's expenditures will aTer aaythisg but a book-keep- Uug juggle. miprBtkom ot New Mexico ts atkld to to the first republican ex e fsasrate soldlsr in the senate stt few days of Billy Mahone. But JHy wax ealy republican in repub- ttsH seasons, chancing bis political Mipil( witk chameleon precision to suit the occasion, Lawyers and Free Justice. A hot debate Is on in Kansas City orer tho proposal by the leading newspaper there, tho Kansas City Star, that Justice be mado froo to tbo extent of the Btato furnishing the lawyers for all litigation Just as it now furnishes tho judges and the Juries and tho stenographers. Tho lawyora naturally do not take kindly to the Idea which, If It accomplished Its object, would put most of thom out of business. Tho nub of the Btars's novel proposition Is found In the following: The eosentlal meaning of the term "lawyer" Is "one who It learned In the law." There should be enough men learned In the law, attached to the courts and paid by society to determine all questions of justice brought Into the courts. Questions ot Justice and law are now determined by men learned In the law and paid by eoelety, tho judges. The other men learned. In the law and -paid by private Interests, the attorneys. Are In the courts chiefly to confuse the judges, to delay the trials and to take up the time of the courts. With Justice free, the privately paid attorneys would be supplanted by public court eommls slons of men learned in the law. Such commissions would have two main du ties the first, to examine every suit pre sented for docketing-, reject the demon strably unmerltorlous suite and file the others on the docket. The second duty would be to present the facts In the case and the points of law Involved, to old the Judges In declar ing the Justice of the matter. Or two commissions could perform for each court those two related but separate duties. The saving In this would be prodigious both In money and time. Fictitious or malicious lawsuits would practically die. appear. As wealth would not enable one man or corporate Interest to purchase a better advocate than another, Justice would be rqual. Thero would be no large (or small) croup of Influential and Intellectual men with a personal Interest In promoting business for the courts and In controlling the rule of court procedure. Conse quently, technical rules and costly de lays would disappear. If the same Intellectual power that Is now 'employed for confusing; the admin istration of justice, nnd for delaying It were employed for simplifying the ad. mlnstratlon ef justice or else were turned Into constructive, useful channel-then society would receive an auxiliary beneftt from Justice free. The unanswerable principle In the de mand for free justice Is thin: No man should be permitted to pay for Injustice No man should be forced to pay for justice. Wo Just submit this to our lawyer friends and their cltonts to ponder on. Moral Effeoti Physical Causes. Those coworsant with the sltua tlon assort that one effect of tho physical Improvement of our public school buildings is reflected In tho general toning up of the moral and physical life surrounding them In different portions of the city. This seems a very reasonable conclusion, for' It would be strange, Indeed, It days and months and years spent in spleadtd, ' model buildings did not hare the effect of helping to shape the ideals ot tho children. It Is but another illustration of the well known law of tho lnfluenoe ot en vironment. But not only the children are said to be thus benefited, but likewise the parents. The result is u higher level ot home life In these communities. Even proporty has been improved in some instances, seemingly as a direct result of tho proximity of tho great, modern, sanl-J tary school houso. It is doubtful it any city sur passes Omaha in the possession ot excellent schools, not tho least out standing feature ot which is their physical appearance and equipment. All this, ot course, costs money, lota of it, bat what better investment could any city make than tho intel lectual, moral and physical culture and refinement of its children. What other asset has Omaha that is more important than its children? Mexico Again. Having Imprisoned hostile mem bers ot the legislature, dissolving that body and usurping Its functions; set asldo the constitution under an act of his own creation and pro claimed himself dictator of Mexico, Vlctorlno lluorota strikes aa attitude of Insolent detianco to the Unltod States. Through his foreign minis ter as a maunthplece, ho denounces, as intemperate our interposition for tho safety ot the Imprisoned depu ties. With tbo murder of Madero and Suares bo fresh in mind, this as sumption of injured lnnoconco Is not apt to deceive any ot the powers as to tho real charactor and gravity of conditions In Mexico. , The United States' noto on tho deputies' safety creates a new epoch In the diplomatic relations between the two countries," says the brash Moheno, speaking, undoubtedly for the dictator. But over the seas hastens a dertnan warship and Great Brit ain's moral endorsement ot our position and a report of its readi ness to rescind Its own recognition ot the Huerta government. New epochs are llablo to recur in more rapid succession than Mexico may enjoy and the responsibility must be, not upon us, or any other power, but Mexico. Tom Watson, the Georgia populist reformer, Is on trial charged with sending obscene matter through the mails, the specific acts complained of being the publication of articles de nouncing the Roman Catholic church. Watson's defense is that if mailing his articles transgress the laws, then so does the sending of tho Bible through the malls. Tom had better get another defense. I I f T 1 lHPK,nr yacKwar , JhisJ)ay in Omaha cBxrars rsex an nui ocTonEn is. Thirty Years Ako Denman Thompson In "Josh Whltoomb" packed the Boyd with the opening- per formance of his engagement here. Notice Is riven of dissolutions, on ac count or the III health of Mr. A. Crulck shank ot the firm of A Crulckshank & Co., whose business will hereafter be conducted at the old stand, corner Fif teenth and Douglas, by N. B. falconer solely. A traveling band of musicians from Ba varia are slvln concerts on our streets. General T, K. Sickles, formerly chief engineor of the Union Pacific, ws among the westbound passengers. Colonel E. R. George, one ot the best caterers of the west, haa taken charge of the Millard dining rooms during the temporary absence of Host Shears In the east. Meyer Bros, received a cablegram an nouncing that Julius Meyer hod arrived In Paris. Hon. Augusta Beneka, away three months on a visit to his native land, re turned, accompanied by his wife and daughter. The ladles are Invited to go to Misses A. & B. MoVann for fashionable dress making, 1019 Douglas stroet, evening dresses a specialty. The grand lodge of the Independent Order of Odd Fellows will convene In Omaha for a three days' session this week. Tor the entertainments the com mittee ts as follow: Day reception, John Evans, G. Rtrlffler, B. B. Llvermore, N. B. Heln. F. M. Woolley, M. Sampson, D. St Geyer, Mesdames Ltvesey, West, Jor don, Carlton, Davis, Foster, Olson, Nel son, dabbler, Btuht, Beleman, Sampson, Bale, livening reception, A. D. Jones, JOr. Joseph Neville, Max Meyer, IT. Osthoff, T. J. StaUy, Mrs. B. Wright. TAX, A. "Z. Bean, Mesdames D. Edholm, D. Wooley, F. M. Armstrong. Twenty Years Ago Bishop Ferguson of Liberia, addressed the missionary meeting at Trinity cathe dral In the evening. Bol Prince, candidate for re-election to the city council on the republican ticket, was endorsed by the people's party. Mr. and Mrs. John Pollan were receiv ing congratulations over the arrival the day before of a bouncing boy at their home. Colonel D. W. Banham took rooms at the Mercer hotel, expecting to make that his permanent hcadauarters. The eighth annual convention of the Nebraska Christian Endeavor union came to an end with a big rally, following a prayer mecetlng conducted by Ttev. W. O. Btevenson of McCook. Rev. J. M. Wil son of Caitellar Presbyterian church made a striking address on "The Pledge and the Consecration Meeting." Matt Dougherty, who Just returned from O'Neill, received a telegram from the foreman of his Keith county ranch saying the buildings on that place had been destroyed by fire. Ten Yearn Ago The first day ot registration for h fall elections was very light, especially among mo aemocrats. . Arnold Banduersen, an employs of the Omaha Bedding company, 40 years of age. was taken 111 while at work, and while belnr moved to the hospital died. The Dee received a telerram rmm -mtu Mae C. Wood, authorising the most vig orous denial or tbo rumor concerning her purported marriage to Senator Tom Pldtt She characterised them ae Ilea with absolutely no foundation,' for wnicn ine saia -yellow Journalism and a spiteful woman were responsible." R. n, Schneider of Fremont, republican national committeeman from Nebraska, passed through the city enrouto to Chi cago. He said everything wea favorable to the election pf John B. Barnes. to the Nebraska supreme court Mrs. Anna Ttobblns. widow of the late Frank Bobbins, for years a member of the Omaha police force, was burled at Holy Sepulcher cemetery, funeral serv ices hems' hefd at at Peter's church. People Talked About Although fifty years have passed since the late Bret Itarte began his career on the Humboldt (Cal.) Times, the editor of that paper has Just received a letter from a Banta Ana (Cal) man, addressed to Hart a. Governor Cruce ot Oklahoma In his sec ond talkfest Inning with Judxes of the state supreme court, honrs on th board this, bojd, defi;."l have llttla, pa. ' wim ine antiquated Idea that the courts are too sacred to bo criticised," May It please the court 1 Norman Leavens of Thomson, III., has challenged watermelon raisers to equal his record for the last season. If has four watermelons the combined weight of which are 170 pounds. The largest weigh seventy-six pounds and the small, est of the four fifty-eight pounds. Miss Ellen I'ooley of Chicago, was born In English Norwich In 1831. but she. was brought to this country In 1U1 and has lived here ever since. Last week she de cided to become a naturalized AmHun cltlsen and took out her first papers. Miss rooiey says she wants to vote before she dies and that her time Is limited. The will of Miss lUrrUt Cm ft of Boston sets aside M,0. the Income ot which ts to be given "to women of Amer ican birth and Protestant religion, of good character, over M years of age and who are in great need, preference to be given to school teachers, wives of mlnlstr and to those who have seen better days." Among the curios brouxht back in Cleveland, O., by William II. Hunt, who has Just returned from a seven months' honeymoon trip through the orient, are a brick from the city of Thebes, estimated to b 3,000 years old; two bricks from the Chinese wall, though to be 1000 years old. and several walking sticks mada from hippopotamus hide and ivory. The savants of the order of imniin. lothrophy, recently In session In Chicago, urged the wearing of red as a safeguard against lasiness and an outward sign of Inward ginger. Whereupon Banker Kemper of Kansas City classes the color as a sure sign of extravagance and bankruptcy. "A red necktie," he says, 'is Just a symptom of the down-and-out disease." When savants and bankers dis agree let not upstart laymen butt In. No Rrcal! There. Chicago Record-Herald. Tuan Bhl Ka( has been elected presi dent of China by a majority which ts so large that the Manchu party la not In. slstlng on havtnr the official count. Russian Blood Trial New fork Evening Post (Editorial). The trial at Kiev, the ancient religious capital of Russia, of the Jewish working man, Mendel Bellies, on the charge of murdering a young Christian boy In con nection with the celebration ot the Jew ish Passover, bids fair to run the same course aa the most famous blood-ritual trial of modern times, that of Tleza-Esz- lar In Hungary thirty-one years ago, except in one Important feature. At Tlsza-Esxtor the court was In session for six weeks before the monstrous con spiracy waa exposed with such dramatic completeness that the public prosecutor was compelled to withdraw from the case. At Kiev the trial Is hardly under way, and already Its collapse Is regarded as Imminent We printed yesterday the story of the furious onslaught on the judicial authorities by the leading antl- Semitic organ of that city. In that ex traordinary document there Is no at tempt to mince words. The authorities are excoriated for their failure In the conduct of what turns out to be, not tho trial of an individual for murder, but a campaign having for Its object the fix ing of a hideous charge upon the Jewish people, an accusation which waa ex pected to show Immediate results In the shape ot poxrom and massacre, and per manent results In the continuation and strengthening of tho policy of inhuman oppression under which the Jews labor today in "constitutional" Russ'a. The method of judicial procedure that obtain on the continent generally were favorable to the designs of the "black hundred." The elaborate magistrate's ex amination la In reality a trial before tho real trial, at least so far as the public Is concerned. It was during such prelimi nary proceedings, when the accused en joys few ot the guarantees or justice which even the Russian government ac cords to the defendant In o?en court, that the fomenters ot race hatred had their opportunity. Their evil accusations were cast abroad without being subjected to the test ot cross-examination. It was be fore the actual trial occurred that tho antl-Semltta leadurs expected to reap the first fruits ot their campaign. If the pas sions ot the Russian mob could not be stirred before the convening of the court, there was small chance that the desired result would be attained when the taking and testing of testimony began and the Tabrlc of Vicious falsehood was exposed. The anti-Semltlo leaders, who are now furious at the weakness ot the govern ment's "case," were bound to repudiate any "case" that the government could formulate on the hypothesis that the young Christian boy was the victim ot Jewish ritualist fanatics. For more than two years the accused. Mendel Belllss. has been In prison awaiting trial. If no antl-Jewsh. uprising occurred in that time the "black hundred" was bound to recog nize that the game was up. The Indictment as presented In open court at Kiev makes Interesting reading, especially to lawyers, we Imagine. In stead of trying to show that there had been a murder, that Uie accused Belllss was tho murderer, and that his motives were religious, the document sets out to demonstrate the existence of a blood ritual among the Jews. In support of Its contention It can rally the authority ot a professor of mental pathology at Kiev university and a Catholics priest. The Indictment admits that two other experts to whom the question was re ferred declared against the existence ot such a ritual. So weak is the govern ment's own case by confession It can hardly be necessary to enter here Into a detailed resume of the overwhelming mass of testimony that has been gathered In the course of centuries to disprove the existence of any basis for this hid eous accusation. Christian scholars and ecclesiastics have been at pains to re fute this slander against a whole people. The two most convincing presentations of the subject are by a German Catholic Priest. F. Frank, who published "Der Rltualmord" some ten years ago, and by a Lutheran clergyman and scholar, Ho it- man L. Strack, professor of theology at Berlin university. Prof. Strack enumer ates a long list of papal bulla from In nocent IV In the thirteenth century to Clement XIII In the eighteenth century, denouncing the blood accusation against the Jews as false and malicious. But, unfortunately, such appeals to reason are addressed to men of enlightenment and education who are In no need ot be ing convinced. The Russia peasant to day, like the Hungarian peasant of thirty years ago. does not come Into touch with the writings ot Berlin professors. And so In Russia today the procedure of the accusers Is the same as In Hun gary thirty years ago. The case has Its rise In political and racial animosities. It' alms to rouse the posspns ot the crowd; and when It Is forced to run the gauntlet of Judicial 'examination It col lapses. The parallel between Tlsza. Esslar and Kiev runs close. At Tlsza Eszlar the principal witness for the prosecution was the 14-year-old son of one ot the defendants. He was fright ened Into submission and coached for his role by the police. His cross-examination brought out the truth. At Kiev the prin cipal witness for the prosecution Is a little girl ot 9, who claims to have re ceived Information of the crime from her sister and her brother, both of whom have been dead these two years. The brother waa 7 at the time ot the alleged murder. No wonder that the leaders of the true Russians are furious with the prosecuting attorney, or that In exalted quartars at Bt. Petersburg, where Inter est In the case has been displayed, It has been recognised for some time that the accusation ot ritual murder ought to tie dropped and an attempt made to con vict Belllss as an ordinary assassin. The disappointment of the leaders of the "Black Hundred" wtth the showing made by the Judicial and police author ities at Kiev must be all the more poig nant because in that city. If anywhere In Russia, tha police might be expected to prove Itself efficient. A little over two years ago Prime Minister Stolypln waa assassinated at Kiev In the presence of the czar. The part played by the police authorities on that occasion has remained one ot those subjects which In Russia are Investigated and allowed to disappear from public notice. After the removal of a prime minister, the manufacture of a ritual murder case ought to have been a simple task. The editor ot the antl. Semitic Klevltanln Is Justified In charg ing gross Incompetence. An Intprorerarnt. Washington Star. It must be admitted that great edu cational and moral progress hu been made when Filipinos are found I'n tenlng to apeeches and cheering the word "independence" Instead ot engag ing In nolo practice St Contributors are again reminded of onr rule requesting- reasonable brsvltr and the right we reserve to cut d owe letters exceeding 300 words. The CMritunrr In Mntnal. FREMONT, Nob., Oct. 14. To the Editor of The Bee: I have been reading The Bee with mora than ordinary close ness durlnc the past year, and have been much pleased wtth the firm stand taken by your paper from time to time In the Interest of decency, law-observance and enforcement, the reform of legal proce dure, etc J. F. HANSON. Sesrregrntlon, Dlaeaee, emancipation. OMAHA, Oct y. To the Editor of The Bee: The M. D. who lives 100 miles from Omaha, yet who thinks he knows how to handle the social evil here, Is another advocate of segregation (?). If he means real segregation of every person affected, both men and women, Into hospitals until cured, I agree. If, as I presume he does, he means holding the wretched women victims within a certain area a big add In Itsolf allowing men to go and come, placing the added Incentive of a false security by his so-called "compelled and forced Inspection," spreading the dis eases far and wide, as has always been the effect of such a course, I disagree. Every thorough Investigator, every au thority on this subject, will tell you that that course Is a failure. Europe has worked It for centuries and now Is be ginning to discard It, as only making things worse, and whenever segregation In attempted police .corruption follows. with the result that It Isn't segregated anyway. Many complain that vice spreads to the 'best residence districts." Tell me why a "best reeldenter" has any more right to have It kept from his neighborhood than the poor who must neighbor with it If "segregated," when It Is mbre brazen and pernicious. "Best resldenter" has probably helped bring on the bad con dition with his vote, and ho probably can fight It better than the wretched poor farther down town. InVtther case It's pitted against a mother trying to bring up clean sons and daughters against frightful odds. Authorities also agree that tho way to fight It Is through education, to brush from men's minds tho old lies that have been Invented by Ignorant men (probably M. D.) to Justify their pojygamy. And In the meantime the state has no business to go into partnership with It and It half the state were women it certainly wouldn't. Let the M. D,'s stand solidly for' re porting and quarantlng social diseases like they do baby diseases that aren't nearly so prevalent or dangerous, and are In fact according to many author ities, taints of these same social diseases. Another thing that must be done Is to make it possible for women to earn as much In a decent occupation as she can by being- Immoral. Why, I ask, do you men pay women so much more to lead vile lives than to do honest' labor. The M. D. should read the health cir cular gotten out by the Indiana State Board ot Health, "Social Hygiene vs. tlex Plagues," then let the M. D.'s join with othtr organizations already trying to spread knowledge so that a hindrance to these scourges may at last be de veloped. MRS. A. B. 8. AU-flar-Hen An Outside View. BRAD8WAW, Neb., Oct IS. To the Editor ot The Bee: In today's Issue you print the following: Ak-Sar-Ben la said to be threatened with a deficit. Better repeat the ball part of the performance as a profit-making venture. Tour readers, we presume, can take this little hit of The Bee Just as the no tion may strike them, let It be as sarcas tic dertson, or for wholesome advice. The publlo generally will regret If Ak-Bar-Ben has met with any backset, finan cially or otherwise. There can be no hiding the fact that the ball part ot the program was an egregious mistake on the part ot the managers, as carried out Mistakes, however, are liable to occur In the most carefully planned projects or en terprises. All Nebraska, though It Is an Omaha affair, would greatly regret to se the great festivity ot Ak-Sar-Ben go out ot commission. But there can be no dodging the fact that some ot the oloslng features of the 1913 Ak-Sar-Ben was of such a character that hundreds of good people all over the state were more or less disgusted. We have heard parsons make the statement that this year's Ak-Bar-Ben would be the last for them, until the moral standard had been raised to an altitude where the air ot refinement was more in evidence; and It may take some pretty strong promises from the man. agers to that effect to Insure the usual large attendance during the festivities ot 1914. Let King Ak-Sar-Ben beware nnd mend his ways. JOHN B. DET. Meaning of Colnrabna Day. OMAHA, Oct 14.-To the Editor of Ths Bee: It Is eminently fitting that Amer icans pause at Intervals In the nations! life In moments of Jubilee, and celebra tion to take ah accounting of those events which have been most productive In the freedom and progress of the re publlo; that we, the guardians of Its freedom, may with the same heroic sacri fice and Inspiration ot our forefathers who achieved them, preserve and trans mit to posterity inviolate the genius and spirit of American Institutions. Columbus day Is such an occasion. However, I view with melancholy cori cem the national indifference to the day. Americans are naturally Jubilant In view ing the events In the reign ot freedom on their own soil and throughout the world. However, they refuse to celebrate Colum bus day with native animation and en thusiasm, because the sense ot the "occa sion vividly awakens in the national con sciousness the clanklnr ot the chains ot luedlevallsm, enslaving mankind to both state and church. Americana reverently pay tribute to Columbus as a crest ex. plorer, but they cannot consistently cele brate an occasion the sense of which Is abhorrent to the national mind and In compatible with the ideals and teachings of the republic and destructive ot Its freedom and progress. A nation cannot become antipodal to Itself even for a day of Jubilation and celebration. How ever, Americans can and should celebrate Columbus day with appropriate senti ment. On the ri-currlng anniversaries ot the occasion Americans should cause the church and civic bells of the nation to peal forth the ring of liberty, calling ita Inhabitants 'to the temples of (Jod, and there the nation, bowed In solemn prayer, fervently thank Almighty Qod that Chris- topher Columbus did not discover tho continent ot North America and dedicate it to the sovereignty of Spain, but that a wise and beneficent Providence gavu the Anglo-Saxon race the supremacy In the Western hemisphere, and out of that supremacy has come the world-awaken- Ing dogma, "All men are created equal I call upon the American peoplo to cele Columbus day as a dsy of deliverance. J. BRAXTON GARLAND. MIRTHFUL EEMAEKS. "Where can I find the chief of pollcer" asked the stranger In Blocumvllle. The native pointed. "That's him, over yander by the Palace hotel, shining that grocery drummer's shoes." Judge. The customer: "Is this alt wool or Is It cotton mixed?" The clerk, with offended dignity: "I am here to sell, goods, madam, not to diagnose them." Cleveland Plain Dealer. "Tour baluitradfa in beautifully not- lshed." "Fine, aren't they?" "Must be a good deal ot work for the Servants." "Not at all. The children keep them that way. sliding downstairs," Louis ville Courier Journal. "What we want" said the patriotic citizen, "Is a government that will give every man an absolutely equal show." "It can't be arranged," replied Three finger Sam; "anyway, not here In Crim son Qulch. There's no sense In expecting everybody to have four aces when a JacU pot is opened." Washington Star. Wlfft What tin.- ,M 1. .. ----- ....... .... u.m y vj I ,vi nvikia IB". nlght7 Husband Eleven thirty! Wlfe-I sat up until It. Husband-Yes. I sat on the front porch step until you had retired, so as not to disturb you. Kansas City Star. "Is there such a thing as calling up spirits from the vasty deep?" "If you may truthfully boast of a well stocked up wine cellar." Town Topics. "What M lllch mint- (aa Pp.ttv TT. ..a haal" "Oh. not ao high, If you get It at the your children get all the food necessary to build up their muscles and bones and put on flesh. Their physical future depends largely on what they eat now. I '-saw V r WJT'- There's more real raust macaroni man in your doctor. FAUST MACARONI Is extremely rich in gluten, i I ft it a i ess ine cercai mai ranKS nign easuy aigestea is raust Macaroni, savory, too write ior iree recipe oook ana see now many different ways mis strength -building tooa can oe served. At all grocers' Sc and 10c packages Wa spacializc: therefore we carry the largest variety and the beat made geoda for the sickroexn, for the Invalid, for the injured and the deform ad PpSpwlall8N Y in Arch Some items from our Rubber Olovss Xsariaf Apparatus. Bed Vans. Jos Ospa. toe Sags. Air Pillows. Water Bottles, Bedside Tables Bask Bests. Bath CaMasts. 3Case Caps. Aaklets. Ttdxb Meces. Slbow Caps. Wristlet, noolder Braeea, Baaloa Protectors. Crutches. Trusses. Xavalla Chairs. The W. G. Cleveland Co. Snrfdral and Invalid's Supplies 1410-12 Harney St. Phone D. 1165. "Buy your surylcat tupptitt xeKtrt your phyrlclan buys his.' a Julius 1510 OXJOXaAS ST. Women's Exclusive Wearing Apparel At Moderate Prices KT ai i a new uoods marked-down sales.'- Baltimore Amerl- J CB "Why did you divorce yuur husband?' "He fussed and fumed too much about' base ball." "Oh, every man has a favorite team to' worry about" "This man had teams In three differ ent leagues." Pittsburgh Post "A bomb." "Put It In water," said the chief of po lice. "A suffragette bomb." "Put in Florida water. Ah, ths dear girls." Louisville Courier-Journal. A FRIEND 0B TWO. Author Unknown. It's all ot pleasure and all of peace, ' In a friend or two. and all your troubles may find release 1 ... , In a friend or two. It s In the grip of the clasping hand On native soil or foreign land, But the world Is made-do you undtr- sianar By a friend or two. A song to sinx and a crust to share, ' "With a friend or two. . A smile to give and grief to bear, J With a friend or two. A road to walk and a goal to win. An Inglenook to find comfort In, The gladdest hours we know have been With a friend or two. A Utile laughter-perhaps some tears, With a friend or two. . The days, the weeks, the months the! years. With a friend or two. A va1 to cross, a hill to climb, A mock at age and a jeer at time; The prose ot lire takes the lilt ot rhyme, With a friend or two. Then brim the goblet and quaff the toast To a friend or two. I For glad the man who can always boaStl Of a friend or two. The fairest sight Is a friendly face, The blithest tread Is a friendly nace. And heaven will be a better place For a friend or two. food for muscles; BONES AND FLESH Now's the time to make sure that nutrition in a 10c package of .' 4 las. oj oeejprovt it oy being made from Durum wheat. ' in protein, very MAULLBROS. St. Leals, Mo. stock Orkin s Arriving UaUy. to Elastic A NJislary : yKiaHslsp hi LMmlty yj NflllaKljUEE SpKlallslag X intssas SpKlallsIa i i lira A