12 THE BEE: OMAHA, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 11, 1913. The Omaha daily bee FOUNDED J1X EDWARD ROafiWATSti VICTOR ROSEWATER, BDlTOft. BBS BUIL.DINO. ! ARNAM ArJft MTH. Entered at Omaha; postofflce ttcoai' eiass mailer mtm lla ... Dima111 Si'ndar Bee, one yew ,71 flsturdajr Bee, ons year Dally Be, without Sunday, on year.. 4.W n&iw tio ami HundiT. one year &w livanlni and Sunday, per month. .......Wo Evening, without Bunday, per month..2Eo Dally Bee. including Sunday, per mo.. Dally Bee, without Bunday, per month.tto Address all complaint of Irregularities In deliveries to City Circulation Dept. REMITTANCE. " ' Remit by draft, express or postal order, payable to The Bee Publishing company. Only 2-cent stamps received In payment ot small accounts. Personal checks, ex sept on Omaha and eastern exchanfie, not tccepted. OFFICES: Omaha-The Bee bulldlne. Bouth Omaha 2318 N Street Council Bluffs-H North Main Street. Uncoln 3S Little building. Chicago Ml Hearst bulldlnir. New York-Room 1106, 2M Firth Ave. Ht. Loule-KB New Bank ot Commerce. Washington 7a Fourteenth 8U N. w. CORRESPONDENCE, , Communications relating to news and editorial matter should l addressed Omaha Bee, Editorial department. SEPTEMBER CIRCULATION, 50,085 State of Nebraska. County of Douclas, as. ! Dwlght -Williams, circulation manager of Tho Beo publishing company, being1 fluly sworn, sayn that tho" average dally simulation for the month of Beptember, lilt was M.C85. DW1QHT WILLIAMS. . Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 1st day of October, MIX ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Public. Subscribers lenvlmr the city temporarily should have The lie mailed to them. Address will be ctia-fted bs often mm requested. : The now tariff schedule K J la tended to shrink tho Wool trust, 1 October has bcon trying to maka July, August and Boptombor ashamed ot themsolvos. . No wondor thoso base ball! pitch era got the notion they aro the whole club. j Of courso, tho Japaneso question 'Is still aUyo, How could anything be dead about such a nation? Tho New York Giants' captain, Iwbo comes from a town called iDreese, ought to be a-swift boy, i -, - Tho blackmailer Would not got. vany rfar without tho aid and abot Uag f a certain speolea.ofawyors. i A "diagram demonstrating JubI what is "sbamoloea danclne" and vrhat iB "ahawef tfl, -dancing" might b helpful. , I.' The pretence of much ta&Kolnx til the St Lottto VolirfophWtl, ilf Vtnerted. Ye. but"'th'rj wfe;?rio' ' too muca lociaium in tne cur xpcjr measure to please "Jim" Hill. iTso tench Dryanlsm in it to please nburNebraska "democratic, senator. Not at All Neoemry. Still, to our mind It is hardly necessary for tho governor ot tho groat state of Nebraska to worto sido by sido with convicts to prove his devotion to tho cause of good roads. At any rate, it does not striko us as calculated to add anything, to the dignity of what is supposed to bo an ozalted office conferred by tho suf frages of tho poo pie. tjxbJ)ay in Omaha1 COMFIUP IHDM SEE nitS Into the Discard. Crash! The old' roller towel, which, like "my grandfather's clock," hung -upon the wall for ninety years,, moro or less, has fallon, and, we doubt not, broken into frag ments. You think a towol could not break 7 Then you havo not seen roller towels at their bestr or tholr worst. It took nothing short ot an oxecutlve order from the White House to dlslodgo this ancient friend from' its accustomed place, resi dent Wilson .thus Btrlkos . a direct bjow at an ubiquitous old crony, who for ages has been tho butt of dur jokes, many mlldowed with age. It is 'doubtless a "good .riddance of bad; rubbish," ot courso, but what puzzles us is, why, with so many alert monitors of physical safoty so long on the Job why did it remain for- tbo president to striko down this anciont purveyor of dirt and geroiB? The wonder is that in the courso of the crusado for clean and right liv ing it did not go years before. Yet wo aro witnessing only now an at tack on that other reservoir of germs, the finger bowl, which, with the roller towel, should go, and so also should many other public niunaceB. -How, for example, about tho tumblers' -and' glasses and dlshos and spoons usdd! by tho highly pa tronized soda ,fountalp, and,, indeed, tho same things, used in. tho saloon bar? Docs anyono boliovo that the careless littlo shaking in wator thoy .get botwoon acryces really cleans.? . It' in lt perfect accord with the (eternal fitness of things for Senator iBheppard of Texas to havo cham ,plon64' eheop industry during the tariff .debate. i A brother editor up the state mis took a bottle ot photograph devel , oper Tor grapejuice ith almost fatal ; mulls. Must havo been mighty Jpoor'doveloper. f Ye4. but It will take at leasj. a '.preponderance of t evidence to prove "that -it real tornado can bo roamfng at large in, these parts as ate as the aonttj of October, ; "Safety first is a good maxim," observes the Philadelphia Ilocord. 'it. must be to havo fought its way ; to the front in the management of big railroads against such odds. Judge Parker declares that Sulxer is not fit to be governor. A dis tinguished democrat ono said that Judge Parker was not fit to be pres ident. It's a great game, this game of polities, ; Tho aocjont. and honorable sport iOf, fencing is said to hare recurred as a new phase of recreation in Wash ington. Yes, wo notice that a ceis tain democratic senator Is at swords' .Points with tho administration. Another college professor has knocked a home run, and marked up ihls score with an appointment as gov ernor of Porto Rico. With the help of President Wilson, these coltego amateurs aro pljlng up a great bat ting average. Oh, What a Change! :, Is our . gre&.t. . reform democratlo sheriff framing up to excuse his fnlluro to redeem his high-sounding prome8 on tho ground that the County board decline's to furnish hiin with-automobiles on' demand? It lookB that way. But tho .sheriff has about as much need for an autqmobtfe for the per formance of his duty aa he"haB for an airship, for he can rjde on-th&. street ears to South Omaha, East Orriaha, Florence and . Benson, and ho' can cover, the whole 'contral portion, of Omaha by a half-mile-walk in knv fliteclidn frora'fals office-in thf court .fcntiaa. V - ' ' Vhe&Hfcsh.eria stkrttA'i io fast ttnd "furfous he did not roq&)retyu mobiles to transport his raiding par- ties. But things have changed, or, ratner, the muff has been called. Beally a National Game,. ior nearly a wook tho nations as one :man, baa? stood, first on 'one foot, thon on tho other) witix .oars and. oyes.lntont upon a .certain little electrical -conveyor known,- -as the, telegraph, awaiting in common tho' same bit of nqws. "Who's, pitching ifor New York?"' "Who'.in.ao box for tho-AthloU les?" "Anything doing this in ning?" "Ob, you Bakori" "That-a-boy, Mottr, you can do lt" "What's the scbro?" ' During the post-season world'B series;, more than any bthr time, we got tho forco of fact that base ball Is, indeed,' our national 'game, and a glorious ono for that. Anything that so unKies foellngB and interests of a widely-spread peop!6' must havo a profound effect upon tholr hora.o-; goneity, t and what alnglo magnot prpduces that effect, quite Jfko baso ball? Prom Wall street to lied1 Lodge,, lont, yes, ovum, toJthe reJ" molest sawmill in th pregon for oBts, stocks and bonds must dear thu track for tho scoro of tho game," which at this season has absolute right-of-way over the ticker airline. There is nothing llko it. Hall to (ho pennant! Long may sho- wave o'er the, land of the freehand home of the p'avql it is American in spirit and In deed and helps America in 1U wplcome task of compounding here in this laboratory of domocracy the concroto world citizen. As Illustrating the. .wonders of modern, medical sc(once,. a Nebraska boy -with a dislocated neck has been fixed up and put on the road to re covery, Had he. been suffering from a. swelled head It would have been more aerious. If Prophet John Alexander Dowla intends to "come back," u ho and bis faithful followers predicted, ho should hurry before the creditors of nls estate carry out their tbretft to lay violent bands on his $100,000 .Whitehall home. The theory of the wisdom of coun selling youtbg in time on the solec tion of a vacation seems sound, but aiow&bont the practice when it comes to convincing a sturdy lad who thlnka he oujbt to be a doctor Uiat he would make a dandy blacksmith? OCTOBER 11. Thirty Years Ago The democratic Hon and the republican Jarr.b laid down together by combined action of each nominating; the same can didates, Judge Neville and Judge JVakeley, for ro-etecUon. Prominent offloera of the Pennsyl vania railroad aro in Omaha to confer on commission business, among them B, A. Ford, general paanengcr agent: C, W. LAdema, assistant passenger agent at Chi cago; J. M, Cheeaboro, assistant general passenger agent of the Vondalla line at Bt Louis, and E. W, Morrow of Pittsburgh. Qoneral Howard haa engaged to write romlnlsconces of the war for tho National Tribune. Miss Mabel Woodard was the victim at an enjoyable surprise party at her residence In tho north part of town last evening. Among those present were Misses Hattlo Long, Julia Scott, Mertle Estes, Anna Btolder, Annto Christopher son, Mamie Ostrom, Annie Connoyer, Katie Burrls, Annie Mott and Messrs. Jerry Louak, George. A. Goodwin, John Umporson, Allle Dell. Herman MoICenno, Charlie Ostrom, 'John Bcott and Charlie Los:. Mrs. 3, Stozensperger of Cleveland Is' visiting her son, J. jc Stozensperger, at his residence, lio North Eighteenth street. Rev. Alexander Allen, and bride are guests of Rev. Robert Doherty. . Hiss LJixle Calderwood, who hxs been pursuing her muslqal studies In Boston, bos returned to Omaha to reside here. Twenty Years Ago For grand chancellor of the XnlghU of Pythias, whose grand lodge was In ses sion, W. A. ZMlworth of Hastings seemed to be In tbe lead of the race, with Fred J. Sackett Ot Omaha close second. . The famous .Boston National jeague team beat the Alt-Ameriean Stars at the local base ball park In a corklns; good game, I to 0, The oppostnc lineups were: Boston, Herman Long, shortstop; Lowe, second base: Tommy McCarthy, left field; Btlvltts, xehterflsld; Nash, third, base) Tucker, first base; Carroll, right field) Ganzel. catcher: kid Nichols, pitcher. All Hiara. ummy Hoy, center tleld; Farrell, .third bsie. Davis shortstoD: Jaka iwv. Jey, first base: Jim O'Rourke. rltht flMil! SCell'ey, left field; Jimmy Manning second base: Klttridge, catcher; Carsoy pitcher. It waa something of a pitchers battle, each side being held to five hits. Herman Long and Dummy Hoy mode two-bac-gers. Kid Nichols made one hit and one run aa additional contributions t6 the victory, which his great pitching helped to win. Here woe a ticket for the city election put out by the democrats: For mayor, Jeff W. Bedfdrd:' comptroller, John T, Evans : clerk, William Wakeley; treaa urer, Charles W. Thompson: police Judge, Henry M. Morrow; councllmen-at-large, William Neve, Johp Lenjly, Charles E. Little, Albert Cahn. Walter Molse, Rob ert Holmes, Ed HoWell, 3. Burktey, H. It Salisbury! Board of Education, Bey. mour Smtth, Roy. John Williams, Fred B, Lowe, a W. Iteed, Charles R. Sher man. These Omaha cduples'-'ilecided ihev would no longer tread llfe jonely'ihlgh -....B.viitucw, ' jbo procurea mar riftoe'MieejUesi.'.Ayam Waybrighi '"ana Nolllo Johnson' JUnry Hoescher and Frandea Guntlnr. John Buck and Mrl gle Ehlsrn. In' Other Lands Ten Years Ago- ' John Frank Richardson, district suner. lntenderit of the Pullman Bfcitnpany, d.led (At Ws -aoine, . tOU North '"Thlrty.nlnth street, of cerebro hemorrhage, t.' tK age of is. Ha had been In poor. health -for a long time. and. ten days before his. death reiurnca irom wt -vacation' In Wyoming- owing muon worse. Mr. Richardson,, who lind' resided lrt Omaha f6r twelve years, left a wlW and Infant son. J WM.R..D'. Allen, formerly of Omaha, it was announced, was now associated with Perry 8. Heath aa assistant general man ager in tho publication of a Halt ijiir oaiiy newspaper. Dr. William ' P. SlocurJ, "president 'of Colorado college, mode an addrsu KounUo Memorial Lutheran church, under the auspices of the Younc Men'. Christian association on "ThQ Influence ot the Bible on American Life." - orn Murray, -Known to- Omaha for neany pny years, died at the cottage of Mrs,, Jphnsen at Thjrtoenth and Frxl. encis sirocis. ajrs. Johnson won for years employed by. Muniy in- the palmy o nis me wsiore his fortune van- lak.il V . . ... . t tcucu. ia once ownea much' property In and; about v Omaha, the site of -the Murray hotel. ISO !icr.i in ih of -Rivervtew- parte and I.Cft) acres of good farm land In the western nart of Douglas counts, lie honest n all his dealings,' according to nose wnp icnowTiim and once possessed a fortMrje, they sold; It Jjitxi.ooo. , Tho importers, with from ?100,-000,000-"to Hl50;0(l0,d0 worth of gpods waiting in bonded warehouses for lower duties, had noar-hoart fall uro whenMt was pfonosod o makd the old tariff rates apply to all Imtor (ntipns already in the -country. Had those ungrateful democrats protected tbe treasury by such a saving clause the importers would not have been able to get back several. fold multi plied the libers'! contributions they had made to tbe Wilson campaign fund. Charles H, Urasty of Baltimore pleads for a change In the constitu tion, Thero have been seventeeen changes as time and conditions have required, 'but. what's the constitution between frlenos, anyway? Tim Honrs Impend. Pittsburgh Dispatch. With three partita putting up candi dates for president of Mexico, It looks as If there might be a real election. But the vital question Is whether the three candidates mean two insurrections after the election. People Talked About After ari elaborate debate t)je house of representatives has decided that It Is bet ter for a girl to learn to cook a biscuit than play the piano. The supreme, court of v Wisconsin de cide that a, man. who rides. in an auto mobile on the Invitation of another takes his own risk and cannot .recover dam. ages for personal Injuries. The Public Ledger of ' Philadelphia claims that tho, largest-income tax, l!)5,. 00O, tu be coleoted fixjm any American, will be paid by a woman at that city. Probably the woman who Inherited the quinine fortune. Miss Eva Leon Dotthell of New Tork City, lias been eight months In Jerusalem organising a settlement of American nurses (or district work among the poor, and founding a household school, In which the girls ot Jerusalem are being taught domestie Bclenee.' Nathan Straus gave the money that was needed for the work. Miss Gotthell was chosen to organise the work because besides French, English, Qrman and Italian she speaks Arabic and Spanish, the main languages used In Jerusalem, - Evidently they have the same sort ot "hello girls" In Germany that we have, but there they art government employes, and therefore It la dangerous to be rude to them. The prince of Wrede found that he had committed "beamptenbe leldlgung" In speaking violently when he did not get proper strvlc. It was ad mitted that the service waa bad, but It's that crime wltt a long name to be rude to an employe ot 4he irovcrnment. and Jthe prince had to py P. The Steam nnllcr In Chlnn. As a slate maker and chief engineer of a steam roller, President Tuan Shi Kal of the Chinese republto hasn't muoh to learn from political manipulators of ine Occident His election as president for a full five-year term was conducted with delicate regard for the formalities of the occasion. Several ballots were taken, each swelling the total as planned, until the victorious two-thirds majority proclaimed him the Victor amid the cus tomary besom of enthusiasm. The so- nnllftfl 1nAnnAfinft nnrt nt u-hfrh Sun Tat Sen was supposed to be the tender. does not appear to have cut any figure tn the contest. The crushing of the abor tive rebellion In ihm nu(hrn nrnvtnrca left Tuan master of the situation, and. maae nis election msviiaDie. I'Tom tne moment Tuan nhuntcd the Manchu dynasty to the sidetrack and grasped the reigns of government nt Peking, his has been tho master hand at the helm of the republic. Though many observers char. aoterlze him as a selfish schemer, a dou ble-dealer, and a betrayer of confidence for Dower. In the many nernlexlnir diffi culties that have arisen since the republic was launched. President Tuan has dem onstrated uncommon ability, capacity and courage. "With a five-year lease of1 power to develop Tils policies, European governments seeking favors will have to deal "with one of he shrewdest and smoothest Chinamen that ever shuffled a political deck. Frnttlen Hncrlflor of Mfr. The policy of excluding newspaper cor respondents from battlefields Inaugurated by Japan in the war with nunMn wn enforced more rigorously on the Bul garian siae or tne war with Turkey. At the beginning of the war a flock of cor respondents, good, bad and !nrilfrrn. gathered at Sofia, seeking permits to accompany the armies. Only one secured the necessary permit, an Austrian army lieutenant representing the Vienna Relchspost. His letters, thouch attract ing wide publicity for a while, were soon distrusted because of their apparent bias and lnaccbrncy. The result Is that Bul garia s policy of secrecy leaves the hu mlllated nation without one impartial history of its triumph! from Mustapha x-asna to Tcnataija. Thus the war is robbed of the fabric of heroics corre spondents are WOnt to wuiva nrmmH h dashing charges, the gallant artillery duels, the bravery of 'assaulting columns, and the many other ways of "plucking glory from the cannon's mouth." Unflke most former wars equipped with press agents, tho Bulgarian victories had on the spot no artist to draw a picture of Its triumphs In prose or poetry. Instead of the romantlo colors of battle scenes and' tho Inspiring shouts of vietnrv. th. world la given but the gaunt skeleton of uuiganan tragedies. The minister of war nt Sofia makes the exhibit, namely, 44.S93 killed, 1M,K wounded, while seventy-one officers and 7,'673 men are ached ulod as missing In the two years. The figures are a terrible commentary on Bulgaria's fruitless' sacrifice of life. Braver of the Greeka. JOCOb Gould tehlirmnn Cornoll university, who was In the the ater of tha later war among the Balkan alHes pays warm tribute to the valor of tho' 'Greek soldiers. Mr. Schurman trav eled tnm Bona, the- Bulgarian capital; to Haionikl lust aa tha Oiwk on tii,i. 'garlon armies fought the battlo of IClll- kis, Which the Qreks won at a cost of 10,000 killed and wounded. "Greece haa practically doubled Its area and popula tion," said Mr, Schurman to a New Tork Interviewer. "Its success has been due to the valor of lteeoldlers, the military genius of King Consttlntlne and tho capa ble administration of Prime Minister Vonlielos. It had promised Its allies at the beginning of the war to put 115,000 soldiers In tho field. It actually had SCO, COO, and this, number If .retained In the war with Bulgaria. I think tho modern Greek soldlo'rs were as brave and heroic as yielr.anctora who fought at Mara thon and. Salami King Constantino, I suppose, Is tho one monarch In. the world capable pt leading tho,- ,rmlns of his country In tjme of war. Prlrao Minister Vonlxolos has shown himself " a.- states man and administrator of the first rank. Woro active-In ono of the great coun tries," V.havp no doubt.he would be a dominant, 'International character." . WeVlth of Nations. Some enlightening statistics of notional wealth havo been published with official auction In Berlin and London. The ag gregate wealth ot Germany, computed by Karl lielfforton, director of the Deutsche bank, Berlin, Is placed at from (76,000, 000,000 to r8.C00.0OO.00O. The wealth of Frahce aggregates JSO.000,000,000, that of England from 157,000,000.000 to ICS, 000,000,000. and that of the United States I12I.0X), 000,000. Franco Is given first rank In per capita wealth with $1,425: England, sec ond. tl.SSSf United States, third, JI.K0; and Germany, fourth. $1,100. The maxi mum annual Incomes of the German people Is placed at $10,000,000,000. and tholr savings total $1.000,O,b00 a year. A compilation Issued by the British -Inland Review commissioners Bho'ws 'that there ore. In tho United Kingdom '150 persons with annual Inoomes over $JT5,000, flfty slx persons are enjoying Incomes ot tSSV.OOO, thirty-seven have Incomes be tween $3S,000 and $33.000, and stxty-slx pull down $500,000 ,a year. In the last ten years death duties have been paid on elghty-ono estatw each valued at $3,000,CQJ on over. The Investment ot) British- capital In foreign countries In lBll-UT 4-lofded $819,473,335, an Increase ot $150,000,f00 .In six years. ; Extended Frnnqhlne In Italy, Special interest" attaohes tc the general election to be' held tn Italy the lost of October under ' the new franchise law, which docs away with the educational and property qualifications of citizenship, Ttic, taw opens tha polls to all males over the age of it not convicted r a crime and who -have served In the army and navy. By this means the number of electors Is Increased from about 3.000,000 to-fl.000.000. Of theoe one-third are wholly Illiterate. As a means of assisting these Illiterates to vote 'right, If not often, can ddatei are permitted to use either some , special algn or their photographs. No material changes. In the alignment ot partler Is anticipated from the great In crease In electors. The present position of the Glollttt government Is too strong and the opposition too feeble to make on overturn possible. The sentiment of grat itude for the ministry which enlarged the franchise very naturally will offset any defectlou of the educated and property holding classes opposed to the reform. Regardless of what the outcomo ot the first olectlon may be. the task before the cation Is to educate Its new citizens to "ot Intelligently. Je3n r or t SUNNY QjMS. "What did the doctor tell you today about old Uncle Jake's condition?" "Ha was telling us that his mean tem perature was " "Telllntr VOU about hi m.nn tmrwrs. lure, was ner to. golnc. to the Dolls In all sorts of Weather she'll do as she pleases "abSUt ju- wasnington etar. AUTUMNAL AUTOMORPHISM. Dunn nnd Hermans A Rejoinder. OMAHA, Oet. lO.-To the Editor of The Bee: May I once more aak you for ipace In your paper In order to answer Mr. A, t. Meyers gentlemanlike reply to my little article? As to tho merits or demerits of the Danlsh-Geiman war, I will dismiss It as being ot no special Interest to Omaha Inhabitants so I will take my mind away from the old sore that never heals and proceed to explain to Mr. Meyer that by a native American I mean not only tho descendants of the Puritans, but oven' man and woman born In this country, may they be or German or any other parentage; and I think It Is only proper for us adopted citizens to take our examples from them and admire them for their generosity In extending to us the right ot citizenship and to furnish us In most Instances, with better homes' and more pleasant surroundings than we enjoyed In our native land, I also feel that we adopted citizens stand on tho same level and are the equals ot each other, no matter .from whence wo come and that It would not be right lo ask the rest of us to take our examples from the Germans especially. I did not find any fault with the Ger mans, nor did I try to belittle their nat ural greatness, which stands undisputed, nor did I question their well known love of personal liberty, with which 1 am, my self, In hearty sympathy, but right here let us remember that the cradle of liberty was rocked in this country and that the Germans did not bring It over with them. Hoping that this will satisfy Mr. Meyer, and considering it aa my lost word In this controversy, I am A DANISH-AMERICAN. Hits the Ilnll'a-Ere. OMAHA, Oct 10.-TO the Editor of The Bee: That article of yours about the crooked lawyers hit the bull's-eye. Keep up the good work. M. Objects to the Term "Graft." SOUTH OMAHA, Oct 9.-To the Editor of Tho Boo: I have noticed a number ot times this year that you have spoken In the columns of Tho Bee of the "graft" of the County Fair association. I do not know what you mean by that, but would .like to find out The .members ot the Fair association, of course, are wide' awake and fully able to take care of themselves. But someone lost week Btated that you mean the exhibitors. If you mean tbe exhibitors, I for one "rebel" against such statements as to the exhibitors. When we jro to the expense and take tno time to prepare our exhibits for the county fair, whether those exhibitors are poultry, horses, hogs, cattle, Llamas, po tatoes, squashes and othor farm products, I do not see why anybody should object to our Retting the small premiums that' do not much more than cover our actual cash expenses of taking them to and from the carnival grounds. The county exhibit was not mentioned in the papers enough.- for It was one ot the best exhibits ever seen In. Douglas county, and the fair association ought to be congratulated on the fine exhibit I do not consciously feel that I am a grafter In getting' a few 'little 50-cent and $1 premiums that will be paid to me for exhibiting some of my fine poultry at tho county fair. Nor do I think any of the wideawake' farmers,- who made- their fine exhibits after such en unfavorable Booson feel that they are grafters. V. A. AGNEW. NoteA case Is pending which Is ex pected to develop the disposition of these funds. Thnt'n nn hewn. 17.v..v. body who knows Uncle Jake knows that ne nasn t anytning about him that Isn't mean." Baltimore American. "So you told that mule for $S?" "Yas." replied Krastu Plnkley. "H kept a-beatln me down an' a-beatin' me down, till finally I Jest sold him de mule at his own price. I dldn' want to miss do chance of de mule's turnln' loose an' klckln' dat man's stingy head clean off Mm." Washington Star. "These restaurants are full of unscrup ulous characters," . "They warn you to watch your hat and coat." "And while I was watching my hat and coat somebody stole my pork chop." Louisville Courier-Journal. "Well, there's ono thing I will say In favor of, the hata and gowns of the present time." "Say It." "They're every bit as Mnny and gro tesque. as the pictures In the fashion magazines show them to be." St. Louis Republic. "So your wife wants to voter "No," replied aii. aiuekiun. ".fin wants tho right to vote. When It comes Cleveland Plain Dealer. This time of year, when woods appear Wrapped In a smoky haziness. When moro and more our limbs ore- tor With Monday morning laziness) Close to the ground my body's bound, But feeble my resistance Is Against the wind that sweeps my mind Acoss the misty distances. And so, while I In quiet lie, The bonds of sleep unraveling, My spirit, stirred, flees as a bird Beyond the meadows traveling; Pours Its new wine before the shrine That duller souls would call a tree. Where dryads wake, and smiling take The .fruits of Its idolatry! Then up and on to meet the dawn. And swifter than a swallow wing To dip In streams where frosty gleams The mist of morn are following; Where floating downs from thistle crowni On Journeys wild and windy go To flutter where the frosts prepare Tho wild grape's gTeen and indigo. Here where the rills baptize the hills New to all eyes or here, amid The ancient lands whore lorir-dcad hand! Built cenotaph and pyramid. My spirit flies! My body lies. A snared bird that has lost her moor All drearily, all wearily, And snuggles In the ostermoori Editorial Pen Points Indianapolis News: If the government's theory ot profits be correct you mlghtv relieve some of the strain next summer by planting the back, yard with popeprn. St Louis Republic: And now a witness says that Eulzer tried to get Boss Barnes to help htm. The closer you' scrutinize Sulzer the more he looks like a counter feit BllL " . , Washington Post: Mr. Barnes of New Tork cannot be other than touched by the tlioughtfulness' of the .colonel An ele vating him to the ' Ananias clufr at the lost hurried moment Houston Post: An Omaha waiter fainted In a restaurant becaute a guest asked for a glass of plain water. We (eel sure that It was come Itinerant Texan who surprised this nervous servitor. Pittsburgh. Dispatch: We can't have too much of the machinery of education, so long as It is sensible; yet the very richness of It leads to wonder how our forefathers got on only a few years ago before the free school was Invented. New Tork World: "The prison sys tem," Bays Thomas Mott Osborne, "Is a form of slavery." True, and It Is recognized by the Constitution of the United States and the Constitutions ot all the states. It s a kind ot slavery, that may be easily avoided. Chicago Record-Herald: Paul Polret, the Frenchman who tells 'the women" what they must wear, says the skirt will have to go. What a horrible thing it would be If Paul were to get up grouchy some morning and decide that women might not wear any clothes at alL Hammer Taps The men are onery cases and they chew tobacco and idrlnk booze. But they don't borrow each other's hair when they want to go down town. Barnum collected a lot of freaks In hta time. -But he never ran across a man who would admit that he waa being paid more than he was worth. Maybe It Is Just as well that the styles change every now and then. Can you Imagine a girl wearing an 1RQ hoop skirt trying to sit down In a 1913 street cart Before he gets her he thinks two can live aa oheaply as one because she pecks daintily at food and doesn't eat enough to keep a butterfly alive. But after he gets her the grocer and the butcher gvt alt the money he was going to put In tho bonk. A woman will get mad all over If father wants to take her somewhere end wants to leave the children behind. And after she takes the children out and gets home she will always say: "The next time I go anywhere with this hunch ot brats tagging to me I hope someone will have my head examined." Cincinnati Enquirer. -run Free Government Land Why No! Some of It lor You? 640 Acres! Obtainable Under the Kin kaid Homestead Law Opening North Plalfe Feres! Reserve 335,114 Acres (irthar and Grant Counties, Nebraska) and Fori Niefcrara Military Reserve 44,480 Acres (Cherry Coaaty, Nebraska) Register at North Platte, Neb ' fdtfeer 13 t October 25, laclisive Drawlag Will Be Heli at North Platte, Nebraska, October 28, 1913. Save the Expense of Two Registrations Tho President's proclamation of September 30, . 1918, revokes hia proclamation of March 1, 1913, and enables all applicants who are qualified for registration, and who wish to register at both of these. openings, to save the expense of two regis trations by registering at one place. 1 Full information concerning the above, includ ing a copy, of .the bulletin issued by the Depart ment of the Interior, also railroad fares, routes, etc., free for the asking. , REMEMBER -that, if -you should, not be for-' ; tunate enough to draw a farm, you can buy choice irrigated and non-irrigated land, "not in the North Platte Forest Reserve, at reasonable priccB, at soveral points on tho North Platte road between O'Fallon's and Haig, Nebraska, Branch of the Union Pacific Railroad between 0 'Fallons and Haig, Nebraska, either on the crop -payment plan, or on easy cash payments and long time. See our local agents at Liewellen, Oshkosh, ( . Broadwater, Norhport, or Goring, or writo'.to Daily (except Sunday) passenger train me. service between North -Platte and Haig, braska. Ne ll. A. SMITH Coloaizallon and Iodastrlal Agent Ur8h Pacific Rallread Company, Omaha, Nebraska. Boom 103, UaUa Paclllc Headquarters. SJ LANPHER HAT THE BEST HAT SOLD FOR YOUNG AND OLD