THE BEE: OMAHA, MONDAY, OCTOBER 6, 1913.
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The sill toga must bo tho prototype
of tho slit skirt.
Tho beauties of homo rulo will bo
gin with Dublin ruling Belfast.
King Ak-Sar-Bon crowned, now
for your oarly Christmas shopping.
Tbero is trouble in tho Balkans,
but nothing now, we understand.
Those now English overcoats for
mon aro not worn becauso of their
looks.
Oh, pshaw, It's different when the
junket money Is taken out of tho
water fund.
By tho way, what has become of
Tom LawBon'a proposal to flnanco
Suiter's defense?
Tho country hae had democratic
tariffs beforo, but always got away
from them at the earliest' oppor
tunity. Still, Goveraer Sulier wight .possi
bly havo restrained hla eagernoBs to
"tell it all" had he not beoa Im
peached. If John Llnd has acquired the
Epanlsh language since going to Mex
ico, his continued ellenco dooB not
show It.
What hii become of the venerable cltl
sen who used to go to sleep with his
pipe In his mouth and set tho bed on
flreT-Chlcago Dally News.
Probably gone up In smoke.
President Wilson Is duo soon to
show whether his professed devotion
to the principle of civil service In the
real thing or Just for exhibition pur
poses. Presumably Mr. Carnegie thought
to build a museum annex to his peace
palace where such old curiosities as
navies and armies might be exhib
ited. Edgar Howard calls 'em "copper
head senators." meaning the demo
crats in the senate who stand In the
way of President "Wilson's ieglslatlve
machine.
Joe Bailey's portrait has been sub
stituted for that of Sam Houston on
the wall of the Texas state senate.
The one way In which Joe excola Sam
Is in his looks.
When he was making all those big
campaign promises, our roform demo
cratic sheriff forgot to tell us that ho
would not redeem them unless wo
footed his auto bills.
The amount of damages In an
allenatlon-of-affectlons case is con
tingent, not upon the degreo of heart
affliction, but upon the elio of the
defendant's bank roll.
"If Murphy ever again gets the up
per hand in politics in New York
City, New York will deserve no sym
pathy," observes an exchange. By
the way, who has tho upper hand
there now?
What's the use of platform-making
for candidates nominated by direct
vote primaries an la Massachusetts
and Incidentally also In Nebraska un
less made in advance as a condition
of party endorsement? In the new
order of things the candidate la his
own platform.
What will be the effect of the
8uber-Tainmany war on Tammany's
chances In the next New York city
election? WW the people take a
serious view of the Tammany cor
ruption thus emphasized, together
with gulter'a pitiful degradation, or
with a grimace or two pass It off and
go on enthroning Tammany?
A Hole in the Skimmer.
While the people of Nebraska are
disposed to tako up the subject of ro
form In taxation having appointed a
special commission for that purpose,
another branch of our public finnnco
also needs attention, namely tho
costly and cumbersome method by
which tho proceeds of the taxes are
handled after they aro gatherod Into
tho treasury.
Right now, according to the state
treasurer's report, thcro aro out
standing and drnwlng interest, over
$600,00.0 of warrants Issued against
tho overdrawn genoral fund, whllo at
the same time he has on deposit In
tho various depository banks, more
than enough money to offset the obli
gations. The money on hand how
ever, Is credited to other funds, which
under our system cannot bo used to
carry general fund warrants with the
consequence that wo are loaning to
tho banks borrowed money for less
than we pay for It. Tho same con
dition exists, but perhaps more
flagrantly with reference to our local
funds, several hundred thousand dol
lars of Interest-bearing warants being
out notwithstanding substantial bank
balances to our credit.
If a big corporation or private firm
did business on this basis, paying In
terest on money just for the prlvllego
of stacking It up In the bank, It would
not got very far. Theio Is no good
reason, oxcept inadequate law and In
herited custom for requiring a public
treasury to bo run In this peculiar
fashion.
The Hon. Roger Sullivan.
Now interest surrounds tho Hon.
Roger Sullivan, corporation magnate
and democratic boss in Illinois, by
reason of his announced candidacy
for the United States senate. So,
therefore, his visit to tho White
House, whoro ho is said to have mot,
together with tho president, moni
bors of tho cabinet and other leaders
of tho party, may properly bo con
aldorod significant. Particularly so
In vlow of his gonorouB and whlo
salo delivery of Illinois votes at tho
Baltimore convention to tho winning
candldato in pappy conformance with
tho efforts of Mr. Bryan.
Asldo from tho pleasuro of seeing
"brethren dwoll together lh unity,"
this hoallng of a onco gaping broach
between tho "peerless leader" of tho
new democracy and a puissant
prophet of tho oldor brand, has Its
earmarks. It takes very little mem
ory to recall Mr. Bryan's anathema
by which ho ordered tho Roger Sul
llvana out of tho tomplo, becauso
they had como In with uncloon bands.
How, then, liavo tho hands boon
cleansed, or the temple seared to suit
the occasion? So far as wo. havo
heard, the Hon. Roger has recanted
or renounced nothing. Ho is still
interested In gas and up to the last
national convention he still had tho
power to dellvor delegations.
As wo have said boforo, "for ways
that are dark" tho beathon Chlneo
had nothing on certain lattor-day
apostles of peace and domocratto pol
itics. The Science of Soli Fertility.
When farmors gonorally como to
understand tho science of soil for
tuity they will bo abjo to rostoro Im
poverished soli and accomplish won
derful results.' It is not enough that
they simply rotate their crops and
put their soil to clover or alfalfa
every few years. That has been
dono for a long time, and with good
results as far as it goes, but, accord
ing to scientific soil men, It is not
sufficient. A prominent Ohio sci
entist says tho crying need is the
restoration of nitrogen to the soil.
Bocauso of Its high cost It Is not
feasible to try to buy sufflcent nltro
gon to enrich a farm; therefore, ho
advises that with tho restoration of
limestone to tho soli whoro needed,
with the overspreading of the fields
with legumes and tho feeding of
these legumes with phosphorous,
millions of tons of nitrogen will bo
stored In the soil.
It 1b doubtful If much of this Is
yet needed Jn our newer western
soil, though acutely needed In oldor
land impoverished by long years of
cultivation. The time may como,
however, unless forestalled by wise
care, when such need will arise In tho
woat, and it Is just as important that
our farmers should understand these
basic principles of soil fertility as if
confronted with the direct need.
Irrespective of that, the necessity for
Intensive farming exists In some
form or another without Bectlonal
limitations. With the ovor-presont
economic competition about them,
the farmers are more than over un
der an Imperative stress to equip
themselves fully and constantly with
knowledge of overy advance In sci
entific agriculture In order to meet
the situation.
J. Ham Lewis, the brilliantly
bearded senator from Illinois, has
written a book in which he asserts
piat the same conditions which ex
isted In Rome just beforo its col
lapseevidently meaning tho repub
lic exists today in tho United States
and will get us sure If we don't
watch out, or words to that effect.
And then there are other prophets
who tell us we are on the verge of
another French revolution. About
all that Is left for us Is to pin our
faith to J. Ham for our saviour and
cllnx close to the ship.
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OCTOBER 0.
Thirty Years Afta
A new organization known Union
Paclflo lodge of tho Ancient Order of
United Workmen has been Instituted
with a charter membership of forty-two,
of which tho following hold official po
sltlons: W. I. Baker, C. V. Gallagher,
W. P. Campbell, J. II. Llchtenberger. E.
Buckingham, F, E. Cutler, O. II. Kerr,
George K Wright, C. E. White, Max
Boehnke. II. W. Hyde, J. S. Shropshire.
The Germans celebrated the landing, at
Gcrmantown, Pcnn., two centuries, ago
with a grand parade. The column
was headed by Church Smith,
chief marshal, and Henry Voss, August
Dohle, John Poison, Henry DIctsen and
William Vlckbonrd as aides. Jacob
Houck, Ed, Kusters and F. Schnack fur
nished tho oratory.
The Nebraska Silica Manufacturing
company has been Incorporated by Gen.
erai w. w. ixwe, Theodore F. Harden
burgh and Henry Zahn.
William Snyder, the carrion mnltnr.
has just completed one of his fine light
buggies with green pluah cushions for
R, C. Outcalf. cashier of the Marsh Na
tional bank, Lincoln.
A young fisherman has arrived in tnV
an Interest In the establishment of Motz
& Itosensteln. He belongs to the senior
of the firm, and wclgltn ten pounds.
Miss May Gorman gave a delightful
birthday party to her friends at the resi
dence on Harney, street, the occasion hn.
lng her eighth birthday.
J. E. Market, who has been confined
to his bed by malaria, is reported much
Deiicr.
F. W. Bandhauer Is tho deDot
agent of the Union Pacific, having- been
given that title officially.
Twenty Years Ago
Mayor George P. Bemls won over Mr.
Churchill and Dr. 8. D. Mercer by sweep
ing majorities in the primaries, Insuring
him a renomlnatlon at the convention to
be held the next day.
Charles D. Thompson, editor nf h
Western Advertiser, with Mrs. Thomp
son, left for a week at tho World's fair.
James J. Galilean of Chimin, hmihnr
of Chief Galllgan of the fire department,
was here In response to a messas-e an
nouncing the Illness of his mother at
me chiefs home.
John Gwln, accompanied by Miss Gwln
and Miss Lulu Gwln, left for Chicago to
spend the remalndor of the month at the
rair.
J. II. McAlvIn of the Union PWrlflo.
land department waa able to be out
after two months of typhoid fever.
Jerry Singer of Fremont, hatmv
song bird, tripped musically Into tho
county clerk's office and procured a
license to make Miss Esther May his
autumn bride.
A beautiful little girl came to rar.
the home of Mr. and Mrs. C. W. rUnrh
at 904 South Twentieth street.
Ten Yearn Ago
ueneral Charles F. Manderson. general
solicitor for the Burlington railroad, re
turned from on extended trip through
tho south, where he said hb found Bryan
quite generally repudiated because of
the belief that he had demoralised the
democratic party. r
Sophua F. Neble took ntit . hniMin
permit to erect a struoturn ensttnir nn..
000 at Twenty-fourth and Graver streets
as xno nome and plant of the Danske
Pioneer, of which he was publisher.
John N. Baldwin, attornsv fnr (ho
Union Pacific, returned from Denver,
Where he argued the can nt hi. ...
pany against the Great Western, per
fecting schemes for terminals In Omaha,
una expressea connaonco in winning. The
case was before Judaea Sanborn. Vnnri.
venter and Hook.
Base ball fans follnvrlnc- th fnwun.
of the Boston Americans In their battle
for the world's championship with Pltta
burgh were let down by the ticker, which
reeled off the sad fact that the Pirates
had won again, score 6 to 2. It was
Deacon Fhllllppl's second victory In the
series. That made three victories for
Pittsburgh against one for Boston.
Conductor J. H. Wolkup, SUI North
Twenty-fourth street, was slightly in
Jurod In a collision of two street cars
ai rwenty-ninth and Leavenworth
streets.
Editorial Sittings
Chicago Tribune: Spondylotherapy em-
braces the therapeutics of the reflexes
and has comprehensive arms for the un
dertaking.
Boston Transcript! A famous portrait
of Sam Houston has been removed from
the Texas state capttol and a painting of
Joseph W. Bailey substituted. Presum
ably the latter la done In oil.
New York World: The woman smug
gler who chose a day's technical im
prisonment in a court room rather than
pay a fine saved $100 by the process.
But Is voluntary Imprisonment to become
the fashion?
Pittsburgh Dispatch: One hundred and
twenty-five miles an hour at the Interna
tional aeroplano races Is plenty of speed.
At that rate It will take less tllan
twenty-four hours to cross the Atlantlo
when a fuel Is Invented so light that a
supply for that length of time can bo
carried.
Springfield Republican: Now that
cigars are to be stamped to show what
they are made of. there may be more
cabbages left for the threatened sauer
kraut Industry. Will the next thing be
to exhibit the proportion of alfalfa and
cocoanut shell that goes Into smoking
tobacco?
Chicago Tribune: The commissioner of
Internal revenue Is wisely skeptical when
observing the preliminary reports ob
tained for an estimate on Incomes to be
levied upon under the Income tax. The
Chicago returns Indicate a coy and un
demonstrative modesty In presenting only
12,000 citizens with an Income of more
than $3,000 & year. This Is a dwelling
place of men who toll unremittingly for
their sustenance, hut to find that only
11,00) approximate such moderate afflu
ence Is a Jojt even to persons who knew
It was no Babylon.
Income Tax Peenltarltlea.
Philadelphia Ledger.
A peculiar feat me of the government's
estimate concerning the income tax Is
that the number of those having Incomes
between 13,(00 and 13,00) U placed at 115,000,
while the number of those having In
comes between 15,000 and 110,000 Is placed
at 17&.000. This is not due entirely to the
fact that so many J3.000 men will be ex
empt on account of marriage. Most men
who are able to earn $3,000 or M.OOO the
year soon graduate Into the $3,000 class.
am
Twice Told Tales
Helptnl Friends.
Congressman John C. McKensle of Illi
nois told one in tho lobby of a Washing
ton hotel the other night which demon
strates that there Is more than one way
to Use your friends.
One day, according to the story told
by the comrreumnn. nn team MU.
ten from the city went to a suburban
town to can on a friend, and It was with
no little trouble that he manaared to set
through the front gate.
"Say, George." said the city man to
the suburbanite a short time later when
they were smoking on the veranda,
"something is the matter with that sate
of yours. I could hardly eet It ooen
uYpu want to shave It down, or greaso
ii, or Bomeimng.
"Oh, no. I don'L" was thn umlllns-
rejoinder of the suburbanite. "That gate
is an rignt." ,
"All right?" returned Ihn rtv tnnti
wonderlngly. "How do you figure It
out?"
"That's an easv nnn." n thn mmrrv
reply of the suburbanite, "Everybody
wno comes tnrougn It pumps two buck
ets of water Into the tank on the roof."
Philadelphia Telegraph.
An Advnnce Tip.
Jack London, preparing to embark on
another cruise around the world, told
in Santa Barbara of the strange expert.
encta of his last cruise.
"But wo had no such hairbreadth es
capes as that of a missionary we met in
Bamoa," he tatd. "This good fellow was
preaching In one of the Islands In which
cannibalism Is practiced. While trylnn
vainly to make converts he was cap
tured by a cannibal king. To his sur
prise 'ho was immediately released. His
release, however, waa made on the con
dition that he carry a small ealcd packet
to a neighboring Mng.K
"The missionary was so grateful that,
meeting unexpectedly a detachment of
English sailors, he refused to accompany
them to safer territory. The sealed
packet from his benefactor would be de
livered as he had promised. But an offi
cer In the? mtdat of the discussion opened
the packet
"Therein, besides a number of pungent
little onions, waa a letter containing
these simple but significant words;
" 'He will be delicious with theee!' "
Los Angeles Times.
A Suspicion Jlorse.
A traveler In Indiana noticed that a
farmer was having trouble with his
horse. It would start, go slowly for a
short distance and then stop again.
Thereupon the farmer would have great
difficulty In gettlpg It started. Finally
the traveler approached and asked so
licitously:
"Is your horse sick?"
"Not that I know of."
"Is he balky?"
"No, but he's so danged 'frald I'll say
whoa and he won't hear mo that he
stops every once In a while to listen."
Saxby's Mttgaclne.
People and Events
Prof. W. H. Taft of Yale has extended
his law discourse circuit to embrace the
Boston university law school.
Paclflo coast cities, with San Francisco
heading the list, are easily the most
favored terminal stations on the suicide
route in this country. San Francisco's
score In 1912 was forty-four per JOO.000 of
population.
A bundle of money estimated at its.'
000,000 skipped out of New York City
last Tuesday and Joyrlded In New Jersey
and Connecticut for twenty-four hours
Just long enough to escape the personal
property tax.
Mrs. Busbey, wife of the mayor of
South Vinton, O.. whose deith is reported,
had the distinction of bearing the name
"Emancipation Proclamation." having
been born on the day and hour President
Lincoln issued the famous document.
According to a petition for divorce filed
In a Jersey City court nine cats wrecked
the home of Dr. William CameronJohn
ston. The cats were trained to occupy
his sleeping room and pull off mcws(
cales at unseemly hour of night.
The American Association for the Study
of Spondullcs, In solemn conclave at Chi
cago, announces a specific for the epl
demto of hookworm prevalent In that
city. Red is a sure cure red necktie, red
shirt, red hat or red gown. For the tired
Chicago feeling, red ls"an unfailing source
of pep.
uongrceeman John N. Gardner of
Texas, now serving his constituents for
the sixth time, has been cowboy, ranch
man and lawyer. Soon after he began
the practice of law ho took his bride to
Uvalde, their home being a two-room
frame structure, sleeping outdoors In the
midst of a grove oC live oaks.
Mrs. Margaret L. Foley, a well known
suffrage speaker in Massachusetts, Is said
to have splendid control over an audience.
Recently, as she was leaving a meeting,
the crowd called out, "Hurrah for the
Buffering Janes!" Mrs. Poley turned to
them and said. "Keep quiet, boy," and It
Is said that they became aa meek as if
she were the teacher who had caught
them whispering.
Cynical Musings
If you don't make friends you can't ex
pect your friends to make you.
Elocution doean't go far enough. It
merely teaches us how to speak, not
when.
Charity begins at home, but we don't
always find It there when we call.
Fame Is a bubble, but mighty few of us
get hold of the right kind of soap.
Some women remain faithful to their
husbands, and some to their ideals.
The fellow who knowa It all seldom
demonstrate that knowledge Is power,
Some men are naturally fast, and some
ore tied to their wives' apron strings.
The man with an axe to grind la gen
erally looking for some one to do him a
good turn.
The leopard cannot change his spots, in
which respect the girl who freckles has
a decided advantage.
If a woman's gowns were made with
pockets perhaps she wouldn't be so apt
to carry her heart on her sleeve.
Many a man remains a bachelor be
cause by the time he get over feeling he
la too young to marry he begins to feel
he's too old. Philadelphia Ledger.
IMcktnsr the Crumbs.
Boston Transcript.
As a result of the brilliant fifty-cents-
on-the-doUar diplomacy of the present
administration American capital la ibout
to pick up a few crumbs in China, when
it night have had the whole cake.
iMMflSBsl
Gtt Busy and Boost,
PORTLAND, Ore., Oct. 3.-To the Ed
itor of The Bee: Did It ever strike you
that the people of Omaha need a shak
ing to wake them up. They are behind
times when It comes to "boosting for
Omaha and Nebraska." Why, oven the
small towns of the state are bigger boost
ers than Omaha. Omaha boosts more
for the Pacific coast than she does for
herself.
In Portland every one Is a booster and
If they can't say anything good about
Portland or Oregon, they keep still. If
a person complains about tho damp win
ters, they say; "Oh, you will get used to
them." Now. Whv don't Omnhn. do th
same7 We have Just as good a climate
in Omaha. Our city Is far more beauti
ful. The country around Omaha Is far
more productive, and the location of
Omaha Is the best to be had the gate
way to the entire west. If Omaha would
annex alt the cities within twenty-flvo
miles, as they do on the coast, we would
have the population.
Get the Ad club and the Boosters busy
and wake the old town up, or does tt
need on earthquake to do tt?
From one who is coming back to the
best city in the United Statea. F. R. M.
,
LnvrOInde Morals.
OMAHA, Oct. 3. To the Editor of The
Bee: I have noted your recent article on
"What Judge Foster Might See In Omaha
After Hours." And In another place I
note the statement that public sentiment
is so much opposed to 8 o'clock closing
that it Is hardly possible to get a convic
tion. This proves that our methods of
restraining the social aa well as the
liquor evils Is not based on the proper
prlnclDieo,
As a physician, I am extremely Inter
estod In public morals and public health
for this generation and for all to come
But I want to ask of some legislator or
other thinker. If you cannot restrain this
liquor ovll by the S o'clock law, how
hardly can you restrain the social evil
by the Albert law? The Illicit sale of
liquor Increases the danger of the liquor
business. And I maintain that clandeB
tine prostitution Is many times moro
dangerous to publto health and morals
than It Is under control and rigid civil
and medical Inspection. Without this
control of tho social evil many an Inno
cent person Is brought In direct contact
with one who Is a living hotbed of dis
ease, and no one in authority to compel
the offender to be treated and become
no longer a source of publto danger. If
this matter demands discussion I shall
be glad to discuss it from the standpoint
of a physician. m. D,
Prefers to Keep It "Vinton."
OMAHA, Oct. 4. To the Editor of The
Bee: Vinton school or Deer Park school
Iff agitating, at present, our neighbor
hood, and why this moat Important state
of affairs, becauso a somebody, who
wants to be prominent In the eyes of
his neighbors, don't knpw any better, or
account of a moro Important Improve
ment, than to have tho name of Vinton
changed to Deer Park school.
I havo lived In this neighborhood more
than twenty-five years and remember
Vinton school as a small brick building
on tho present site of the magnificent
structure. Thousands of children have
been educated, and have now grown to
man and womanhood, and are distributed
all over the United States, and all remem
ber the old brick and frame building,
known as the Vinton school, where they
received the first educaUon of their life,
and the name, Vinton school, which has
been a home word, dear to all of us and
our children, for more than a quarter
of a century, should be forgotten because
of a so-called Improver, who sees the
need of It.
I am certain that the change will find
much opposition from the property own
ers, who ought to be consulted in tho
matter also. J, p. b.
Sharra and Side Shows.
AVOCA, la., Oct. 4. To the Editor of
The Bee: Now that the season of fall
festivities and county fairs has about
closed, a few words Jn regard to con
ducting them may not be out of place.
Primarily they are gotten up for the
entertainment of the farmer folk and
suburbanite come to town to enjoy a day
off. Entertainment is a strong feature
and various attractions are put forth to
Please the children as well as the older
folk. Often the promoters provide free
amusements of a high character. Then
come those who pay a license for the sale
of various wares, which we shall des
ignate chiefly of the catch-penny order
and of no practical value, games of
chance, etc Perhaps these are of trifling
note as compared to some of the exhibi
tions gtven In closed tents for pecuniary
gain.
It was In a little town of less than 600
Inhabitants a few days ago where there
were two tents, with fronts In flaming
red, located, labeled respectively, "That
Girl" and "Buck-Eye Belle." From the
gentleman who tells the character of the
show the crowd learns that a little
woman gives "a muscle dance," specially
Imported from Paris by way of Omaha,
known as "Madam Gaxooba." Of course,
the women can go to this show, but
there aro no seats, which is sufficient
hint that they ore not wanted. It Is
also announced that boys under IS are not
admitted.
Now, what have we here? Young men
Just budding Into manhood, expecting to
see something, forgetful of the sacred
nesa of mother and motherhood. "Vir
tue" must be cheap when a look at Its
dances are sold for 35 cents per, with the
best of the land women and children
excluded. What are the fathers and
mothers of today thinking about when-
they permit such things without protest?
Perhaps It Is the way "we should
worn." WILL I. TELL.
People Talked About
The police commissioners and police
court Judges of Bt. Louis haVe agreed
on a progressive plan of penalising Joy
riders. The fine for first offenders re.
mains at $5. but for each subsequent
offense the penalty is to br doubled and
multiplied for each speeding mile In ex
cess of the legal limit. A card Index sys
tem wilt be used to keep tab on the joy
riders. Too Mncb of a Good Thlngr.
New York World.
A Pennsylvania poker player is dying
from an attack by hb opponents In a
game In which he had the misfortune
to hold five aces. There is one unwrit
ten American law which Is proofagalnst
amendment or repeal or recall
THESE GIRLS OF OURS.
Miss Summit I must answer his letter,
and I want to write something that
doesn't mean anything.
Miss Palisade Why don't you tell him
you love him? Puck.
He They tetl me I was a beautiful
baby.
Bhe I don't doubt It The handsomeil
babies always turn out to be the home
liest people. Philadelphia Press.
"Ills wife is a business woman, all
right."
'What makes you say that?"
'She's Installed a time clock In the
hall, and he has to punch, tt when he
goes out nlxht and when hn erf hark."
Los Angeles Times.
'That' your wife across the hall.
Isn't ltr'
The one who Is laughing? Yes."
"They tell me she has a very keen
sense of humor,"
"Yes. But. believe me. she Isn't nearly
as funny as that hobble makes hot
look." Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Miss Primp (Who Is 41) Te I was SO
only last week. Think of it!
Tho Caller (aged 37, with charming In-
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The Bread
Next Saturday all
housewives will know
Annoursnd Company
can now truthfully an
nounce that "Oleiidale"
is perfect This great
house guarantees the
quality.
The U. S. Govern
ment certifies its purity.
It is natural in color,
pleasing to the eye, de
licious to the taste. Chil
dren especially like it and
need it without skimp
ing. Ask any good doctor
he will know.
"Glendale" day
for the "Glendale" way
The day to prove
"Glendale s" goodness is
fixed for next Saturday.
A special day for mak
ing an all-over- town
home demonstration of
"Gldndale" is named
for this reason :
All housewives are in
vited and urged to join
hands in giving "Gen
dale" the broadest kind
of a test. Here's the
way to do it :
Better living
without paying
The day of better liv
ing without additional
cost will dawn on "Gltm
dae" Day, Saturday,
October 11th.
More About It Day After Tomorrow
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fitted by an expert
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slncer!ty)-Dear me. I couldn't have
guessed you were more than four years
my senior. 1 will be 36 next month.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
BACK TO THE FARM.
John W. Carey tn Judge.
"What's the message he's penning with
might and with main?
Ah, the slogan Is, "Back to the Farm!"
And he writes of the orchard and leaf
laden lane
In language with magic and cnarm.
"Oh, the life that Is simple all ailments
will cure
Far away from the asphalt's alarm
Where the atr Is like lnceno and water
Is pure!"
Runs the ballad of "Back to the Form,'
And the scribe Is well versed on his pet
apothegm,
For he first saw the light on tne farm,
And many's the morn at four-thirty a, m.
That he hopped from a bed that was
warm.
So his heart's In his song (though It
savors of salvo),
For he hopes he may sell It for pelf,
To buy htm a meal check, so he will not
have
To go back to the farm himself.
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and Batter Question No. 4
Many years and thous
ands of dollars have been
spent on perfecting
"GlendaJe." It is not a
"substitute." It stands
on its own merits pure,
wholesome, delicious.
The dairies of the
world yield nothing bet
ter. And the saving on
"Glendale" That's
enough to put 100 "ex
tra" dishes a year on
your table without extra
table expense.
Buy your "Glendale"
(at least a pound) of the
nearest dealer. (See this
paper for'.names of deal
ers who are co-operating
in this movement; you'll
find one near you).
Then take your "Glen
dale" home and try it
every way you can think
off in the kitchen for
cooking and baking; at
table ,on hot or cold
foods. Test it for taste.
That's delicious
more for it
Be one to enjoy it and
profit by it. Have more
without spending more,
and have a' rosier, stur
dier, happier family.
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