12-A THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: SEPTEMBER 28, 1913. smt Stoves and Ranges Heating Stoves, Gas Ranges, Coal Ranges -tho best makes at moderate prices. You can buy of us with, tho con fidence that wo know tho stove busineaa and will give yon tho best value your money can buy. ' THE NEW RADIANT HOME BASEBIRNERS are tlio best healers mado a strong statementbut true. Como im and see tho beautiful now col onial pattern. Quick Meal Steel Ranges . The . modern up-to-date coal range is Rust Proof, having por- j celain lined flues . and no heat warming olosot .$42.00 Stoves and Ranges Sold on Payments if Desired ILTON DOGERS FIREPLACE I ! 90 o'clock, with light refreshments. Mrs. Mixer wilt be hostess. October s 1 an educational pageant, entitled "An October Dream." The Business Girls' club, an enthual natlc group of girls, li starting the club year In a way that makes us with man more business clrts knew of this elut and were sharing their pood times. Lam Tuesday evening, they had a Dirty at tho home of Miss Glen Sleeper, when a '"wiener roast" took the place of the ' regular club supper. Next Tuesday they will meet at tho building as usual. 8uppi ' Is served to them at 8:1G o'elook. Follow Itig this the Estes park conference dele. Cates from the club will tell of the Idea they learned at the conference. Jcmes 8, Colvln has been added to tht educational department faculty and will cite a course of piano lessons to bust, ness young women, & SONS CO. 1515 HARWEY OIL HEATERS $3.75 a e PAINT AND OILMEN ARE ENTERTAINED WHILE HERE Twenty representatives of oil and paint manufacturers and dealer from the east wero guests of the local paint and oil men at a. banquet held at the Com mercial club rooms shortly after noon. The visitors are on their way to St. Paul, where they will attend the national ocn- ivention of oil and paint men, Tho banquet was devoid of speaking and was for the purpose of acquainting . the local men with the eastern visitors, I Thomas B. Coleman, assistant superin tendent of the Midland Glass and Paint company, presided at the meeting. What Women Are Doing in the World jMj 'inn. jfir.Rcnr V. PENNY- FAUKISU, national preemimv "of the General Federation of Women's clubs, arrives Oc tober i to be the guest of Mrs. C. W, Hayes, president of the Omaha Woman's club, A number of social affairs had been planned in. honor of the noted visitor, but these have been cancelled owing to the recent dath of Mrs. Pennypacker'e mother. Tho opening 'meeting of the Woman's club will be October 6, when Mrs. Pennypaeker will give an address on "General Federation as a Sociological Force." ' Mrs. Pennpacker will leave here Won day afternoon, October 6, for York, Nob., nn ti,n tmin wvlnir at 4:10 o'clock. A .....V,.... nrnmlnant plub WOttlen will ovdifibiv (iccomDanv nor. JftKenma Pierce Cole, chairman of larsnip iruiew, tjiu"! u. .si... from rUfwon about ti?e mtoqie oi u-ut b be pMUhed in the State Bulletin, but which i. unavoidably crowaea pui xo make' rooflfifop tho state program. The bat Wing now possible Is to. re quest Wdh ipd every club ln th state federation to Include in Its report ft the fork' meeting a statement of money paid fo scholarship funfl'i giving- exact amount una stating to whom paid, also date of payment, In addition to this will each- club president see to It personalty ma a slip containing such statement Is handed to the vice president of her district not jater than Tuesday noon, October 7? The shalrman took an itemised report to eacfh of tho district, meetings she attended, but ftt nonp of them was, there time for it to ije read in full. Another request Is that each and every Individual, piember of the federation shall hand t the chairman any written sugges tion which she believes wljl aid. the wdrK. "Tho trustees will welcome suggestions most gladly; take thorn under considera tion, and if possible to have time during tie open sessions will plan to have a dis cussion bt the same. There will be several additional scholar ships' tojbfi announced at York.- y Thu tar 'the chairman feels that much pj'inje Soliciting has been done for the federation than from the federation and the work .of the trustees alid advisory cfwrolttee has' beep to work for. a perroa ttfnt foundation father than something which liilght -perhaps appear more a aVtIy .In the Immediate present Signed, EMMA PIERCE COLE, Chairman,' XCr C..V. Vincent will be the leader ef the current topfo departme.nl for .the coming year and the associate leaders will be Mrs. F. F, King, Mrs. A. V, Ncrthrup, Mrs, J. B. 'Wagner, Mrs. Cadet Taylor and Mrs. Tom Kelley. Mrs. H. P. Hamilton tylll bo t!je chairman of the courtesy committee, Mrs, Isaac Douglas chairman of the flower committee and Mrs. Earl Stanford secretary and treas Hrer, The first meeting of the year will br held October 14 at the club rooms, when tho. leadep, Mrs. C. V, Vincent, will ntertain the department. Tho Equal Franchise league, of Couth Omaha will bold a regular meeting Will Instruct Women in Oratory No "Let Up There will 'be no "let m M tip" in that distress after eating until you Iiirst help the ptomach Hj . an4 digestive system baolc to health and Wt strength. ITor this work HOSTETTER'S1 STOMACH BITTERS 1 is particularly well ad- urntfid. It hrinEfa back appetite, aids digestion, jQ keeps the bowels open and improves health in general. Try a bottle. Wm m m m ! Sdwin Xeon Puis Wednesday, October l. at the home of Dr. Adda Wiley Ralston, ISOe Nprth Twenty-fourth street, in (South Omaha. Rv. 8. H. Yerian, pastor of, pti tike's tuth'eran church, "will give the sortPWe lesson and Invocation. Vocal numbers will be given by Mrs. R. O. Raskins, a popular singer" of the First Baptist church. An address will be made by Mrs. Harriet II. Heller, auperlntenflent of tho Child Saving Institute of Omaha, The meeting wilt open promptly at 9 o'clock that guests may have time to return honie befpre going to the elec trical parade of Ak-Sar-Ben. Tho meet ing at Dr. Balson'p will bo of great interest and the public is Invited. On account of Ak-Sar-Ben, the Omaha Story Tellers leagua will postpone Its first meeting until Wednesday afternoon, October 9, nt 4:15 o'clock at the Omaha Publlo library The oratory department will meet every Tuesday morning at 10 o'clock at the Boyd-Brandeis Theatres School of Act ing. Mr. Nathaniel Edward Weed, for rnftriy of Emerson college) and Harvard, University, and Mr, Kawln lon Puis of Cornell university will have ohar 9 this department Tibs course this yeif will Include: "Analytical Siwdy ttf Shakpeare(i Plays," "ClasMoal Study ef Sohrah uti nustun. by MMfhfw Aral.d." asd for the xtudy of fleilMlIty, some, modern farce J for dialect, Chandler Harris, Jamee Wbitcomb Klliy, Mark Twain and Eug Fields. The latter sart of the year iht de partment will study paodern plays, The West Omaha Mothors Culture club met Friday afternoon at tha home at Mrs. W. W. Carmlehael, when the offi cers for the coming year were elected; Prealdent, Mrs". J. A. Hamilton; vie presmentt Mrs. James carr; secretary treasurer, Mrs. Blaln Truesdeel; Mrs, P. T. Barber Is chairman of the commit tee to revise the rules and regulations of the club and Mrs. Q. P. Hutchinson i chairman of the program committee. The leaders of the different departments of the Omaha Woman's club ar prep&r. InS their programs and outlines for the years work. Mrs. Walter u. Silver, leader of the musical department, has prepared the following Interesting prospectus for the year: OCTOBER 1& Classical Germany Talk on Minnesing ers and Melstcrsingerf. Conipoeera oS Protestant church music a neatness of Bach's music. Handel's onoraa and oper atic forms of Gluck's opera. The three periods of Beethoven's music, etc. Pro gram irom woxks oi seen, iiancei, giuck, Haydn. Mozart, Beethoven, and Bchubert, In charge of Mrs. John Haormann.) OCTOBBR, . 1 Romantic Germany Talk on Weber's greatest success ana chief operas. De tect ana great wonts or Btronr. we beer's style. Mendelssohn's chief ore: tral works. Comparison of SchumanifS hey am) Lao, in charge of Mrs. MlMe JRyan. DBCBMBKK 15. Opm meeUng In cnntge of Mies K!ep JANUARY , tpub4ours ar.d trcuverea, and the first Frenoh coralo opera. Development of soHoiui opera at French court. Old danca form First treatise on harmony. Ger man and Italian composers who won fame In Paris. First great orchestral colorist Of France, eto. Program front the works of Iuily. Oouperln, RameAU, Monslgny. Oretry. Boleldleu, Auber; Berilos and m cnargo ot miss Aijeiyn Wood anfl Mrs! W. EX Shifer. JANUARY . Modern France Talk on character and works of Gounod musio. Opras of New French sqhool ine worxs or uou Hahn, d'Indy. Massenet, Dubois, Char pentler, etc., in charge of Mrs. Dale uomns. FEBRUARY.!!. ItalyTalk on the old Neumo notation. etc. Program from nod, Thomas, Balnt ect and great works of Stro! le songs with the Ueder of others, etc. Pro. gram from works of Bpohr, Weber, Meyer peer, aim Huunor, Aienueutsonn, ocounuuin. t rans ano Ant. in cnargo oi un, m. x. Oenuen. NOVUBUt U. Modern Germany Talk on orchestral worxs or uranms. Aiain points ot yvj ners operatic theories. The roiwto dramas, uoalltlea or uotomarlf's music. Symphonic poems of Strauss, etc Pro gram irom i no worxs oi waener, ranma, Goetz. Humperdlnck, Straus, Rerer. Bruch, Kaun. Mahler. Von FioHU. Wein- gartner. Schlndler. HenschuL etc. In onargo oz iieien tsaoiieK DEXjBMBBR U. The Netberlanda-Tolk on counterpoint nu ju-fi grcai .Nemorianu com poser and nerlods Into which the old school was divided, and. chArajtorlstlcs. Chief works of Tlnel. and the oru aiir. cessful Blockz opera, etc., Program from ijw Horia ot uenoit. uneon. jeceu, Tlnel, voenign, uievtKinr, yer Development of staff and 'syllables. Bar-. vige oi jaieeirina to sacrea music. U uu nemo oi Aueseanoro ana uomeni Spe nd rjomAfilcn ScarUtU. ,The meaning of "sonata." Works at Rnsafnt. nnnlCAttl mnA nllln( ta Program from works of Polsstrino. A. and D. Scarlatti Tartlnl, Pergolesi, Palaiello. Roselnl. Don zettl. Bolllnl. In chargo of Mr. E. E. jStanfleld. FfiBRUARY 6. Modern Italy Talk on aittarne h. tween Verdt and Rosnl's works and early works of the former. Italian song writers. Leader of Italian symphpnUts. Kealistle school of opera, etc Program frf rks of Verdi, Boito, Ardltl, Pln M". Mattel, Tostl, 8gambU, Mascagnl, Leoncavallo., Cltea. Rossi, Puccini, Buon glonld, Wolf-Ferrarl, In cnargo of Mrs. Wagner Thomas. n MARCH JJ, lore nineteenth centurv. Imnnrnn f Nordraak. Orlegg. Workfl of Binding and uveoaeen, Kjeruir, etc. Program from in" worics oi Kjeruir, Nordraak, Ter sdhak. Selmer. Hielm. GHeg. Svendsen, Binding, Grondhal. Olsen, Lesson, Lie, Lunde. etc.. In chmra nt fli TT.tn Matters. . MAKCIt Z6. Woman Composers-Talk, and program from Mrt. H. H. A. Beath, Margaret Lftng, Mary Turner Salter, d'Hardelot, Carrie Jacobs Bond, Lisa Lehman, Gena Branscombe, Amy Woodforde-Finden, Louise Relchardt, HarrietVare, Augusta Holmes, Maud Valert Whfte, Chamlnadf, Frances AlHtsen, Alicia Needham, Flor ence i Ayiward, Mario von Hammer, etc, In charge qf Miss Ruth Gansdn. AVlUli 9. Omaha Comnfii.r. Tall nrd in charge of Mrs. W. A. Chalils. APRIL S3. In charge of Mrs. Walter G, Sifter. BOHEMIANS TO ENTERTAIN AT TURNERHALL TODAY A program of fine talent will be put on at tho Turner hall Sunday night by Klub Komeiky, a Bohemian educational society. Among the speikera will be Prof, B. Blmek of the Iowa State university, Prof. Sarah Horbek of the Nebraska Otato university and Charles Smrha, na tional chairman of tho Klub Koraeeky. Following the speakers a One-act farce will be staged. Those Who wll take part In the farce are Frank Boutin, F. Urban Mrs. Sedlacek and M, Musl. The pro ceeds Of the entertainment will be for the benefit of the Bohemian library. SEYMOUR LAKE CLUB TO HAVE HALLOWE'EN PARTY Forty new members, were secured for the Seymour Lake club during the summer as a direct result of the membership campaign. In addition to .several new members being bnaught Into the club a number of lots were sold on the club grounds, which boosted the revenue of the club considerably. As an added attraction to a suocessfu) summer the director of the club will hold a Hallowo'en party, at which spe cial dress features and contests will predominate. PRINTERS ON N. C. LEARY'S TEAM WINJVT FIELD CLUB Printers of Omaha battled at the Field club on th golf links, Friday afternoon for a dinner and the side captained by N. C, Leary won. The team com posed of Sam Potter, Joe Redtleld, Horry Burkjey, Lee Smith, John Spencer, H. Drake, George Johnson, Frank EUick and Maynard Swartx. The loeer were J. M. Hogan, captain; Tom Klopp, Irvln MedUr, Frank Rtf. dolph, George Amos, Frank Burkley, Bert Carpenter, N, J. S&ker and W. JB. Shafer, FRED G0ULDER SUDDENLY ' DIES WITH HEMORRHAGE Fred Goulder, age d SO years, resident of Chicago, died suddenly this ilftemoori in the rear of 1510 Cass street. He wns em ployed aa a "roofer" by the Omaha Tar company and death came as a, result of d lung hemorrhage. The police wire no tified when the man was found, but he expired shortly after the arrival of Dr. Folt. The body was taken )n charge by Coroner Crosby. Goulder came to Omaha about two weeks dgo and nothing Is known of hie relatives. m. cMier w, (stiver, leader. Mrs. John Haarman, assistant leader. Mrs. wagner Thomas, assistant leader. Lancaster, secretary and Mrs. Avery treasurer. Mrs. Royal Babcock, chairman social committee. Mrs. J, B. Redfleld, chairman courtesy The Benson Woman's club met Thar. cay anernoon at the home of Mrs. a. H. Tuttle. Tho following delegates were named to go to the state 'convention at York. October : Mrs. Charles Haffke, irta.i, who re. u, a. Simons as alternate. Mrs. B. It. Shelly, delegate. ond Mrs. A. K. SUger. alternate. Mrs. O. JU Haversteben and Mrs. Hopper are new nivinuers naaea to tne club at tela meeting. Scotland was the subject of study at the meeting. The Young Women's Chriitlan assoc). atibn vesper (service at i-JU) o'clock will be the list one of the parlor meeting. While there Is much to enjoy iri the larger auditorium meetings, held late: durtiig th winter, thre j, ttn nforma, at home" atmosphere about these first parlor meetings that Is Very attractive. Mrs, Garloch will give a short -Alk on Miriam, and Miss Lillian Dlmock win ting. There Is always a social hour at HOLDUP MEN KEEP BUSY IN SPITE0F THE POLICE Hpldup men were again b$jt Friday night despite the efforts of th" tni'leo to master the situation.. Carl Wright, Twenty-f ourth and Doug las streets, was held Up near his home and relieved of $27 by an unmasked rob ber, Dan Whalen, Bouet hotel, was held up near Thirteenth and Jones rlreets, and every cent he possessed on his person, taken from him. Fc!nte F.rsrnpk. He who sneers at suocess is a chronic failure, Fussing with the nolghbors will not right your wrongs. It Is no compliment when a woman un. 'Oh, all men are allkei" Tho man who travfln on a ca does the moc.t kicking about the roighnrss of the road. If the, flashes from an angry woman's eyes wero fatal thsre would be few men left on earth today. Chicago News. Visitors to Ak-Sar-Ben Will Find Here the World's Best PIANOS Mason & Hamlin Pianos Qrnnds and Uprightsuprights from $550 up; grands $800 up. Kranich & Bach Pianos Grands and uprights--uprights from $450 up; grandB $750 up. Bush & Lane Pianos Grands S.G50 Uprights from ?350up Kimball Pianos Grands from $625 up Uprights from $275 up Cable-Nelson Pianos Mahogany, walnut and oak cases; from $250 up. Payments to suit. Bargain Pianos MeUn $65 Hallet & Davis $98 Bradbury .185 McOammon ....$125 Grames ,. .....$125 Kimball $150 IIoBpe ....$175 Ohiokoring $175 TERMS: $1.00 PEIt WEEK Frmm Stool Fro Scarf Free Delivery 1513-1515 Douglas St. KAY CLEAR DP MURDER CASE Joseph Xepf OooImImL in l)rUi Ctuity Jsil Mso Tuea&y. ASKS FOX HAB1A1 C0IPUJ OU Mas Is KilleA Mht Yearn Ae mnA rrisener In Knut Make Stctement) belt Ite' Me- IdlHe That Joseph l'topf, whose1 arrest in hot Angeles, Cal., Is expected to solve the fOurteen-year.old mystery of the m'jirder of Julian Behaud. aged Arid, wealthy rs eluse. and one of the first lettlers of Heraaha county, has been secreted in the county jail here since Tuesday night was reveaJed when M, B, Mclnlnch of Auburn, Kopf s attorney, secured a writ of habeas corpus in district court to gain the privilege of conferring with tho accused man. ' Mr, Mctrilnch, who Is also attorney- for Fuller Shollenberger, whose allefed pon feselon (n Kansas Implicated Xepf. wm retained by telegram when , the lalfer was arrests In ts Angeles,, He Ttnsw when Kopf started from tmk An (Teles, and when he was unable ts earn where h hoi keen taken decided that toerltf William II. Jones of Nemaha ceuniy was trying to keep the man In hldjiig. Thinking Is propable that Xopf was tn the Douglas county Jail Mr, Kolntnch started a habeas corpus sut and by ihls ruse learned tha,t hi theory was correct. Julian Behaud, for whhm the town of Julian was named, had lived near this village ever slnco tfemaha county wm a wilderness. He was reputed to be very wealthy and to have large amounts of money burled about his farm, He In. stated on living alone. Fourteen years ago Bahaud, who was Clock Broken Eighty Years Ago is Repaired in Omaha Through an advcrltsementvln The Bee, C. B, Root of 1018 North Twenty-sixth ! street, was enabled to have a Qertrian dock, more than 800 years old, repaired. The trouble with tha clock was a compli cated one. The average Jeweler who can take a delicate watch apart and arrange It again so that It will keep tlmp cannot repair that German clock. It has been tried. This clock not only .keeps time as good now as it did more than 800 years ago, hut It plays music. The music Is a croit between an old Swiss muslo box and the callope on a merry-go-round. It ts oper ated by a lead, pully that weTghs 100 pounds. That pulley Is attached to a wheel cupplled with cogs that connects with another wheel with cogs that is con nected with another whMl and so on un til the last wheel Is reached, whlph Is connected wHh a mahogany cylinder, well supplied with steel combs. The little combs strike a keyboard In the rear of the clock, whloh (s connected With a series of .wooden tubes, arranged like ft church organ. The tubes are unpointed and are In tht back pf the clock. The early tv'story of the cloqk is un known. Mr. Roof great grandfather bought It from a Qerman who had brought it to Ohio from Germany, Be yond that, nothing is known of the clock. It has not ticked since, until a week ago. Along In February Albert Edholm, the Jeweler, brought a Welsh watchmaker from the east. He made a specialty or repairing clocks. Mr Edholm says the average clock man would rather devote his time to watches, A a consequence, very few understand the mechanism of old clocks. The newer clock, he said, Is simple, and easy to repair. Alfred Pavle, the Welsh clock men, Is of the od schoo), So Mr. Edholm advertised In The Bee that he would make a specialty of re pairing clocks. Mr, Jloot left tho clock In February, and Mr- Dayles has been working on It odd times stpce. It now 1 keeps excellent time. The face of the clock 4 about two and a half feet wide by four fet high- A ' frame of walnut runs around the edge, Above the dial and on either side are oil paintings. The words, "Die Hoffnung," ore painted at the top. Alfred P. Stein, who was Judge of th watch display at the fair in St touts, looked at the clock last week and pro nounced )t a marveh Not only does th clock keep time, but it is a rare, antique. The clock plays nine selections. It Is possible to play the same selection con tinually, or an or all of the nine all evening. The only requirement is, that It must be occasionally wound. When you wind the rhuslo feature, you simply Mr. Boot s grandmother danced to thOtiirn a small crank that hoists the Uo muslo of the old clock, in Ohio. It ran pound weight pf lead. As the cylinder down, one day, and somebody attempted I revolves, the lead, of course, descends, to repair It. That wa eighty years ago. ) The music may be regulated as to speed. then about sfi vir. r mhk&j to death and. It is sumom. was rebbe& No clue to his murderers was eve? . curt! until Fuller Shellenberger recently maM kin. allege coflfee4n and named Xoff a Ma aeeampJlAe. he)lWgr now is in the Nemaha eeunty Jeil, fc-iit if s'd to have repudiated his (wifemrten. Kor when, arretted was rfuwinc a r taurant in Los Angele. e will he uJna to the Nemaha eoutjty JU at Auburn. THE MISER OF THeToWERY One of tho OiA C ammeter leave Fortune for UhUhbtth Iletrs. Amid tho ruck of thieves grown old and tmtd, of laborers too crippled to be usofut, n the slimy troll of drink n& drug, here and tllero In Nevjr Tork'a bowery quaint characters' stand outipen who live there who once were, known In other and better circles. It was but the other day the paper were filled with Norton Uobarfc com.' He lived for a generation a JSowery derellot at tho Old aemoeilA hotel. He died as "John imkh" a, yauper In. Oouverneur hospital. As "John mlth;" pauper, he wauid have sont to Potter fle4d. Bijt whfm an old associate tt)t knew an inkMs of his Hery told that he wo Norton Hnbert aM had lots of mener hiddej away a Christian burial was ffiven him lp ground boufht 04 paid Ht. In th havens of the XMden Um M? will tell you hotf he Ifaoked and all hi oddtles. Hohart, as we will call hlra, used to come every day to the free reading room for outcasts rich and jwor, hut mostly poor, the Squirrel Inn, Rt IK Bowery. Theodore Ira, librarian and oars takr, wilt tell you all about tho desti tute rich man who would have been burled as ho had lived, pave Banney, tha Bowery rnllonary, will tell you all about blm too, How did ho look? WJI, he was five feet ten. 116 weigh fld about 115, up to his last Illness. He was smooth shaven. save for a tuft of whUker on his chtrit wore eyeglasses, was bald, we. un wrinkled, was erect HO dressed shabbily, but cleanly In second-hand dark cothe, wore second, hand, shoes, second-hand shirt, o-ond-hahd derby hats and read second hand books and Socor.d-hend newspa pers and ate sparingly In cheap res taurants alongside of other second hind men. Norton Hobart was a gentleman of leisure who begruagea no time h spent. He. was temperAte in hi habits and Merer drank unless ,he wm treated! He would not solicit, but he would mmnH free feed tiokets, ami If IriytteU, he would attend all free dinners. NM4d a sNlnary. At mierton or Bal yai(en arwiy Chrlstmaa and Thk gvlng dinners XoMrt, wfth an in eefM frem atoek loud bend of thou sd k year, weutd eat the rree holi day mMl bW the nnllM hobo and the man out of work. ' Xe died worth 0, or In gilt edge securities Jn strong hoxee her and there, also several pounds of, worthies stocks, th 'cats and dogs" oven Morgan and Ho-rrlman have bought in their time. "Occasionally "Mr. Smith" would get a shabby frock Coat out of his trunk at the Ocrmania and with it s, shabby oldvatlk hat Then bo would go up town. An lnjultive churc Worker trailed him upon two of these uptown excursions. "Mr, Bmtth" went each time to a free concert where good music woo tho order of the evening Cleveland Wain Dealer. JOHN WELCH STABBED WHEN HE INTERFERES IN FIGHT John Welch, Ohloxe, yum staabeil In th Vaeic hr J. X. DanleU, colored, lit Nrih Twelfth street, at TwelfU m SoVfiaJ Hwti when he isrfered In a nKt Between the negro an a tsanwter over the Unloading of x wagonloa4 of pl9M. Weh was takes to the peJlee KAtloet, where hi wounda were treated by pollc wgoiM. He wm th reaeayed to a local hap(tat A Fierce Dwel. Two Iriehmew arranged to fight a duel with plttols. One pf them was distinctly stout and when he saw hi lean odver ary facing him he raised an objection. , "Bedad,'r he said. "I'm twice as biff a. 1 Eject on he Is, so t ought to stand twice a far away from him a ho Is from me." "Be alsy now." replied hi second, "I'll soon put that right" Taking a piece of chalk from his pocket he drew two lines down the stout man's opat, leaving a space Detween mem. "Nl ion," he eatd, turning to the other man. "fire away, ve snaDIeen. ana re member that any hits outside that chalk, line aon't oounu" titunurgn wnranioie Telegraph, He'o Wise. Rvry ,n n outgoing street car had been taken. At the next corner sev eral well dressed women were let on. Aa the conductor passed through taking fares, he noticed a gentleman ou an end seat who had fallen asleep. , "Wake up, herel" he shouted to htm. "No sleeping on this earl" "I'm not asleep, Sir." sold the pian. "If you wasn't asleep, what did you nave your eyes c(oca, men, forr' wcii.'.eaia me snuem.n, "you know. T Just hate to see women standing up.'" JUdge. Fall and Winter Exhibit of New Woolens We are now showing the n$w Fall and Winter Domestic and Import ed Wooleni. Everything new in styles, fabrics and colorings. Your inspection invited. Guckert & McDonald 317 South 15th St