Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, September 21, 1913, EDITORIAL, Page 4-B, Image 20
THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: SEPTEMBER 21, 1913 Thk Omaha StmoAY Baa roUNDED BY EDWAHD ROBBWATEIt VlCTOIt BQ3BWATER, EDITOR. BEE BUILDWO. FAItNAit AND TIt Enteted at Omaha postoHlce a second class matter. TERMS OF HUBBCRIPTJONJ Sunday Uee, one year ,2.M L50 Daily Uee. and dunday. one year. fl.00 DKLIVEHKD BT CARRtERt Evening and Sunday, par month.-..... Kvenlnif, without Sunday. per otjth.o Dally Bet. Including Sunday, per WO'; t;; !t ............ a.nri,v. dm- mo.4SC "AYdrraJrcompl.lnU-ot'lrrularttl In dellverlea to uiiy jircuim REMITTANCE. Remit by eratt, express or postal oraer payable tS The llee FuMUhlM wmpaiiy. &nly :-cent iWmpi received In of small account. Personal checks, ex. crpt on Omaha and eastern exchange, noi avucptcd. OFFICES t Omaba-Tha Bee building. South Omaha-ai N Street ,., Council Bluffs-H North Main Street. LlncoIn-2S Lltt building. umcaao wi uearsi '""' ,h iv. New York-Hoom 111. 8 Fifth Aye. St. luis-M New wan o "" ashington 725 Fourteenth Bt.. " ...... ...... nnUtlUUnh Communications relating to news ana dttorlai matter should be addressea Omaha B, Edltonal department, AUGUST CIRCULATION. 50,295 t noticl&s. as, Dwletit Williams, circulation manager ot The Bee Vubnshsng company, beinj. circulation lor in. . gIr,-ruY"-' was "hyjSt.:,fkiZir. Subscribed In my preaence and " w ueiore me - auStER." " Notary fublle. tinburr there lenvlnsc tenuiurnrlly should have The Uea umllrd to tliem. Addreas Trill bs clioncrd na often retted. How lg this for a September 'riotnT Again wo ask, What's in a name? Oelwetn, la., has a Mealey hotel. Speaking of the coming of Ak-Sar- Dcn, the way to decorate is to deco rate. The Right to Vote. The right to voto in. Nebraska Is conferred by the constitution of the state, and is not to bo taken away by Congress, by tho legislature or by any autocratic election commissioner, This is the ruling of Attorney Gen eral Martin in an opinion which dis plays commendably clear perception of tho whole subject and completely confirms tho dissent registered by The Bee against tho far-fetched ef forts of our election commissioner to disfranchise another large body of our foreign-born voters. Tho attor ney general shows and supports tho contention by amplo authority that tho ballot is conferred by the state, and not by tho federal government or the otato government, and, once ac quired, is not forfeited except by conviction of felony, being adjudged insane or in some way prescribed by tho constitution. No one will question tho right nnd propriety of ascertaining by reasona ble tests the voter's possession of the qualifications required by the otato constitution, namely, tho 21 years of; age, the six months' residence, tho declaration of intention by foreign born and of rational precautions against fraudulent voting. But the logic of the attorney general's opinion is to question tho constitutionality of any law going furthor than that. Cer tainly, no law can distinguish be tween or discriminate against differ ent classes of voters, whether native or foreign-born, or assume that the natitve-born is truthful, while tho answers ot the foreign-born cannot bo believed unless reinforced with documentary evidence. It is doubt ful, also, whether a law can be up held that shuts out qualified voters because unregistered and makes It Absolutely Impossible for them to have their votes sworn in. The logic of tho attorney general's opinion would also rulo out every provision of law calling for information such as to height, weight, age, color of oyes ntosl It flit ete-wl tll Vnlin 1 .1 n 9 vm t (no DUmC Ul UiWOU CKTWVWVU ,. . An -.11, !, ... antic planks must have been made of Lg0 qUBllflciltqill prosCrlbQ( by tho iuum ruuuo. rnn.Mhtllnn Y. Iua. 1. 1 1. 1 i t -lw-ll.i. Same old yarn to boost the price hh ud eiecnon of the humblo oyster, "Very nall '"- "V . crop this season." uy r. s., jun or or- Smoke Is said to cost Pittsburgh particular purpose of dlBfranchising $10,000,000 annually. It certainly tue rorelgn-oprn, and, that tne atr gives color to ta city. tomPt a been made to administer i wuony in mat spine jungo wngiiBu As z demonstration in occultism j puMctured one tire of tho machine Tammany's three-card moate gaas which' our election commlssiGner at Albany ki Impre, te wy thci weuld ride, rough-shod over the 1utU nk fit our foreign-bora cltlgem, laBd how Attorney General Martis "JadgV,' Mwjrk, wt "ItctioRUnetMrfts iMotker tit; W wish tha commlwlMMr, . miH whlt.-lw eoHW t, h su wore, But tha, fee r right Urema' court for. a efFrefclsslV"e r- r. " ' , vkw iy Mutt triHuHalktcwe f successful recruiting. Tho proposed reserve plan does not simplify the army problem, but makes it more imperative to settle first on broad lines tho big questions of organisa tion, distribution, housing, nnd con ditions of enlistment and discharge. Sanitary School Buildings. There are threo kinds of public in stitutions whore presence of the In mates is compulsory prisons, asy lums and schools. Only small per centages of the population ever go to prisons and asylums, but all are sup posed to spend time in the schools, and a large portion of the population spend most of their time there for a number of years. Tho importance of making the school buildings Just as sanitary as possible, thcrofore, is not to be over emphasized. We boast of the prog ress made In this direction, but let us not weary in well-doing, but rather make certain that we are not over looking some minute detail In the perfection of this art of sanitary buildings for housing of our young people during their formative years. Of course, the two principal con siderations are light and air, and yet a room might be flooded with both air and light and not be a sanitary or wholesome school. The air and light must be scientifically arranged with reference to their service to the pu pil and the use he can make of them. Architects are making this a study of Itself, but nevertheless tho parents and the taxpaylng public aro always entitled to urgo perfection in a matter that so vitally affects the children. And whero tho parents are indiffer ent to such things, as they often are, tho scientist is left to save the day. terns from a sympathetlo and scien tific standpoint, with tho effort first directed at reconciliation. Accord ing to reports, the Chicago court succeeds in a majority of cases, and husbands and wives who enter badly estranged and bent on final separa tion more often than not go out arm in arm determined to exert a better effort than ever at living happily to gether. Undoubtedly many divorces might be averted with the proper ad vice or help at the right time. It would bo a poor commentary upon matrimony to say that tho oasy rem edy ot disrupting a home is the only solvent for domestic Infelicity. There ought to be a useful field ot service for Buch a court, LookWBackWard LTliis Dm? tti Qtnktia, COMPILED SEES From dbk TlhZ.3 ooo Thirty Years Ago - Mademoiselle Rhta is playing at tho Boyd and put on "Adrlenne Lacouvre" last night to a wall-pleased audience. A syndicate consisting of V. A. Clark of Montana and W. A. Taxton of Omaha has purchased a Urge tract of land Immediately surrounding the Shoshone falls and expects to build a hotel and continue tho resort as a park Miss Carrie Parker, on St, Mary's ve nuo, was pleasantly surprised by a party of friends, who were so well entertained that they staid until mldnldht. People and Events ori day, B4ir woulrfr triviff all ilia fasfov la. The "fHtt.t-WCk" CMtWiMv ha flv.iyM .tui V ilw' W.rlrfala .... -j . w. I"""- V 1 nt yet pnwrawra vv 0f suffrage 'guaranteed by tha const! City Haw wari our nnr wi tutlptt. Aias form. When It get dwk to bras tacks, ,Tkt Amy lCMrre ?Uh. It will be. geserally agreed.' that, after , ta given out la Washington that all, mother does the best Job a a one consequenco of the recent tour teacher of sewlngi of inspection xnado by Secretary of War Garrison Is his determination in Antiquarians W tho slit gown WW secure tho ndontlon of some nlau for a . i- v ' if. - I " ' r" T ? - Known to uio womans. c, h. apmv Pfisn!.VA. Th!. nl.n. n1. slits were round in caesararoDO, mat tn0l(Bh ot courao BUbJocit to modin. tamous inea Ol Jisreo. cation In mimnrntia Hntnlln. Mntitm. As solicitor for the State depart- "T'ZTrl., mcnt, Job Folk ought to be able to . ; ' ? i, i,r .i-t- ""Idlers, of more or loss permanence the secretary and sub for him when '2 : , .. necessary, A Mexican Whitewash. The verdict of the Mexican court ot Inquiry, after six months ot pre tended investigation, that "tho deaths ot Francisco I. Madera and Jqso Maria Pino Suarez were not brought about by a punishable crime;" In other words, exonerating all asso ciated as tho slayers of tho late presi dent and vice president of the re public, while discounted from the first, is nonetheless farcical In the light ot the conditions prior and sub sequent to the tragedy. No other finding was expected or was possible, So far as public opinion is concerned, the trouble and expense of going through the form of an inquiry might Just as well have been spared. The taking off of President Madero and Vice President Suarez is regarded oq one side as wanton murder, and on the other m Justifiable homicide, and no official whitewashing will change those opinions. The brother-in-law of Madero and confidential, agent at Washington ot the present Mexican rebels repeats the statement that Madero and Suarez were murdered in the palace and then taken to the prison, and that the story ot the killing cn the way, despite the enemy's effort to protect them, is but a poor concoct tion. What is even more significant is tho current story that Madero's resignation from the presidency was a forgery and that His removal was necessary to-prevent Ua repudiation by him and thus to legitimize the title of Huerta, In any qyent, the only effect tho inquiry court's con elusions, are likoly to havo is further to incense the aRtl-fluerta forces, Waiting for Things to Turn Up. Day-dreaming and air castlo-bulld-ing are natural and may be really helpful it indulged simply as stimu lants to a purposeful and active mind, They aro but visions of things to bo nnd we havq it on old and reliable authority that "Where thero Is no vision the people perish" and from yet another that "Your sons and yoiir daughters shall prophesy, your old men shall dream dreams, your young men shall see visions." But neither Solomon nor the Prophet Joel had in mind euch a thing as the comfortable indolence of sitting down and waiting for things to turn up. The vision is worthless without the purpose and the capacity to press onward in an effort of ful fillment. It is a mistake to allow tho boy to think that reward comes except through merit, that life Is a a game ot mere chance, that luck lurk&in the path ot amiable 'indolence oagorrto thrust itself upon one at the moment of IcaBt expectation. Let the youth understand that the turn- I ing-up Vests with him and him alone. A MNi EU iMU A"U Your amiable, but impecunious friend. . John Wllklns Micawber, , Is a ludicrous but faithful example of the man who sits around waiting for something to turn up. Dicklns did not ovorplar the salient feature ot this quaintly delectable old character. There la a golden grain ot true wis dom to be found In the humor of it, which Jb needed to tone the phllos- phy of life now drill school taking in recruits in con Itiauous succession for short porlods That creat nolitlcal nroDhet. Lee ""t returning thorn as Boon as po- y " ' ' ' , 4. Hi. -- Afl l.i a Hwdfiun. used to talk differently " Br woma about Mayor "Jim" when the two mnain M reerve subject at any wre playing the game In cafceo o call fw war duty. Instoad and splitting tho -winnings. jt trylBK t0 keeP m ented man cBstiBuoHciy m tne army, tne eiiort Colonel RooevU' story ot "The would bo to get him out of the array Uons I Hate Met la,Afrtea.' would. won m he shows by usual tests a probjtbly seem tame bealde !'The satisfactory proficiency In military Tigers I Have Mot in Tammany," training. In this way, Secretary Gar- hotiU Salter ever write it. ' . I rwon is convinced, wo may safely re tain the peace footing ot an army on Nebraska failed to land the post- its presont low basis, and yet-have tion ot commander-in-chief Qf the kvailahlo through tho .rowr.vfis an National Grand Army of tho Ropub- adequate military force to meet all lie, but not because it did not have emergencies the right kind of timber to offer. it muBt bo obvious to every ono that there are two vrava to maintain Pittsburgh boasts an e.ducdted bear Unitary strenicth. one by keenln a tltat HinoKes, annus, cnows, sweara gtandlnK army of regulars and ana oow tne tanBo. um uoi nu conatantlv aouinnod and all these things they probably would dr,ed( ftnd th other by the re8om never nave touna out mat no was ea- 8yStero, jn Europe tho roservef are ucatea, I automntlcallv aimnllnd thrmich mill. The mercury went to 127 at 8an ' . ., , . ' Bernardino. BaJ.J and ye ;th .weather ajjd horten,nK porlod of U4 w "" "Uervico without re-enllstment will re. "warmer." Wouldn't you like to ex-t",,. . A M perience what the government's fore-1 n auicn wuuiu wi uvvi mo hv n.ut.n..t. Ibuvus a v Booiua w uss imiu ui a iuum y the reserve plan, to making service f i - - -r 1 1 f . t.. gathering daU on "The ttatus of the nar 8uiwoviy v progresslro party," should note that out of & total registration Of 1 6,000 Omaha voters, just 343 mark them selves down aa third party progressives. The New York World cartoons tho Tammany tiger looking into the muz- isle of the "Sulzer Impeachment pro ceedings" gun, with the question, "Is it Loaded?" Let us hopo so, and that tho people ot New York havo 1 lijr fingers on both triggers. Some of cur amiable contempor aries jhs to bo terribly dUtrod for r a contract to bat tho city hall tram ike olltr plant ot the Boe Baildiss aaatvaay (not The Sea Pub- liahiac ee9any) awy sre tha tax ayatea, iafjurting themselves some tliwiw X aellaxa, tractive to attract and to hold men thora until proficiency is acquired! Tha array journals aro constantly giving vent to complaints from prl vate soldiers which indicate where at least part of the trouble lies. To quote one of them, attention is called to the - present shortage, ranging tram fifteen to thirty per cent ot the authorized strength of the ditferen companies, which shortage, it exl plain, "sot only places the company in poor field service condition, but on account of tho extra amount of guard duty, kitchen, police and fa tlgut cause dissatisfaction among those who rma!n." Tho gist ot it all is that conditions ot service that taaka it lrapeaalbla to till up the ranks right now, will, if not reme died, be a still greater obstacle to any plan depending. atlU mora upon Xebraika'a Leading Orop, King Corn droop his regal head and acknowledges partial dofeat for once in Nebraska; wheat too, slightly below normal, but though famed for both corn1 and wheat, Ne braska'a leading crop la' babies, and it ia a bumper this year, never hotter Kxblbita at tha atato. fair showed under expert professional tests that our Infantile output waa very, near MP to perfection. Doya. averaged $7. per cent normal, girls 97.1 per cent. Wo dot y even'Oyster Bay to beat that record. Tha maximum rank of boy was 98.G per cent, girls 98. The city babies had tho edge-slightly oyer their country cousins, according to these - markings, whloh, for all we know, were made by a majority of biased' city folk, The city boy pulled up an average of 08. G per cent as against 96.9 tor the country lad; city girls 07.7, as against 96.6 for the country. But any ono ot these averages is high enough and guaranty sufficient tor the future of the commonwealth. With such a crop, what cafes Ne braska about wheat and corn and alfalfa? The Dranl&tio Market; The theater is like a good many other public op- semi-public institu tions combining nrtkttic and commer cial interests in that it seems obliged to "give tne people wjiat tney want la order to preserve 4he privilege of serving the people.-- Therefore when you 'hear ono rail at 'the theater or the plmighUor loading tha. .stage.' with a lot ot histrionic riff-raff, both aa to actors and plays, pause to ponder the facts of the easo before olnlng In the anvil chorus. Ask your self whether It Is tho sole fault ot the theater or tho'playright that wo seem to have so much mere levity and so little solid drama -tqday as compared with former conditions. It is true that good plays, that la, plays of serious merit, are not as numerous now aa they havo been, but it i also true that tho plays tho theater-going public demands are more numerous than oyer. It is said that even the lest of stars find It necessary to priRB out a new play every season to hold prestige, so volatile has tho doman'd become, That is chargeable, no morV to the theater or the playright than to patrons, Just the momont tho public asks for something differ ent, the keen-minded business organ tzation that caters to our entertain ment will find It out. The fire alarm system Is to he rebuilt by Chief Butler and eighteen miles of line built. Ed IS. Fearon. late of the Ann of Fcoron & Cole, brokers, has purchased the wholesale tobacco Interests of M. Toft, who will hereafter Blve his atten tion to his real estate Interests. 'An account Is printed of the wedding in Cincinnati of Watson Howard Wyman ot Omaha, son of W. H, Wyman of the Aetna Insurance company, and MUs Alice Bcardsley Gay. Miss Emma Hoagland of Omaha was one of the bridesmaids. D. Fltspatrlck, 218 South Fifteenth street, Is eager to dispose ot two port able steam boilers, two-horsepower. C. P. Goodman, treasurer of the Lu theran synod, attended the sessions of Tekamah, Mr. and Mrs, W. J. Connell last night entertained the Locke club with a be lated midsummer tea party, Th euets. all members of the club, Weret Mr. and Mrs. S. "E Looke, Mr. and Mrs. Bhiverlok. Mr. and Mrs. Hurts, Mr. and Mrs. Cowln. Sir. and ijrs. Barlow, Mr, and Mrs. Squires, Judge and Mrs. Lake, Mr. and Mrs. H. , Blair. Mr., and Mrs. H D, liatabrook, Mr. and Mrs. Fred Nye, Mr. and Mrs. R. F. Oaylord, Judge and Mrs. Ides and J. E. Wilbur. September can make amends for August and July, but forgiveness Is Impossible. Count that day lost whose low descend ing sun finds no Junketeer refunding the mon. No one appears to envy the distinction of Coatlcook as the lontsomeat place on the North American map. New York boasts ot the fastest woman typist on the continent, beating Chicago by several laps. It the score Is correct. Gotham typtsts are going some. An official report of the British govern ment on marine disasters in 1912 places the loss of lite on the Titanic at Jt,49S 73 officers, seamen, etc., and 823 patsenger. So far this has been a mighty tough year for weather prophtts. One hundred groundhogs were slaughtered by the angry hunters of Punxsutawney, Pa., last month. Mrs. E. A. Ohori Is "big sister" to friendless Japanese women and girls In New York. She has established a home for Japanese girls and takes care of scores ot girls every year, The announced purpose of San Fran cisco to dispense with Barbary Coast as an Attraction implies that the city will have a better show In the Panama expo sition. At that rate the Panama midway will be worth the price, A Chicago fireman is booked for trial ori the charge of turning in false tiro alarms so that the dash ot the apparatus would amuse his mother-in-law. Admit ting the annoyance ot false alarms, can Chicago afford to flout so rare a brand of chivalry? Carping critics of the male persuasion who laugh and scoff at woman's sub servlence to fashion mlgtit profitably weigh their own fotbjcs and screw down the muffler. The universal practice of men shedding the straw lids or summer at thft behest of whimsical proclamations evinces a degree ot subservience, to fash ion unmatched y women. Chioago'a Family Court. The court ot domestic relations in Chicago has come through Us ex perimental stage so well that a sec ond division Is to be created. It goes without saying that a court committed to the exclusive adjust ment ot domestlo difficulties will find plenty to do, not only in Chi cago, either. Whether from gross inattention to tho importance of fam ily lite or not, wo havo coma upon a time ot increasing domestic in felicity, as the divorce records gen erally show. The melancholy tact la not refuted by foolishly ignoring it; conditions will bo improved only by first facing them. Perhaps tho Chicago idea will prove tho very thing needed. It commends Itself in this, at least, that tueaa courts devoted exclusively to the adjudication ot family quarrels Uniforms for School Dress, The uniform for public school dresa may be neither popular nor American In spirit; it may, as oppo nenta say, tend toward militarism which ia incompatible with the char acter of our institutions. And yet the idea of a uniform is apt to gain in favor .unless some mothers with daughters at school take more pru dent caro of their children's attire Grant that uniforms aro incompatlbl with the spirit ot school democracy they are no more incompatible than the extremes to which some chil dren go, apparently with parental permission, in dressing themselves for school. The blame rests not upon the child so much as upon those responsible for the boy's or girl's bringing up, Bishop Llllls of Kansas City in de nouncing diaphanous gOwns, harem aklrta and similar freak creations as damaging to the morals ot the coun try, said that where young girls werq allowed to take on these absurd fash- Ions, It was largely the fault of the mothers, and the mothers should be held accountable. Down at Lincoln proceedings are said to be under way to knock out the Banning commsalon-plan-of-clty-gov- ornment law. Oh my! If tho props holding up Lincoln's municipal gov ernment give way, the cres,h would At the same time topple over our Omaha city hall. The remedy is a home rule charter that does not rest upon any. shaky legislative anact ment Twenty Years Ago H. E. waits or New aom mnae an in terestlng address at the Karbach block, th ovenlng on "Electricity and Its Many Advantages." Jim Kyner and JOe Reaman.pacKea Lhall at Elshteenth and Lake streets, wfoefo under the auspices ot the Fifth1 Ward Ronubllcan club they fired broadsides in the Interest of Kyner'e candidacy for mayor. George w Baxter of Cheyenne, who only lacked a few votes ot being elected United States senator from Wyoming, was In Omaha on business. The fruit vendor who stands at Six- teenth and Douglas streets discovered a tarantula among his "nl"a banan" and found himself In the tlx of the man who had caught a tlgerhe had difficulty In letting him go, lie finally persuaded the thing to hop off his fruit-laden can onto th grouna, wnere alter tnucn cltement front the crowd that gathered, a man with a large toot planted It on the tarantula. Observer Q. E, Lawton of the weather bureau went to Sioux City to take tho place of Observer purcell, while the lat ter was HL Mr. Lawton said he fixed, tha weather here before colnit so that .things would bo safe until he returned. William Myers, a barber in the base ment of the Brown block, Sixteenth and Qouglas, fell dead while cutting a cub. toner's hair. Ton Years Ago Mrs. Ann Jenett Fowler, one ot the prominent pioneer women of Nebraska, dled',at the home of her daughter, Mrs. W, H. Munser, 803 Worthlngton place. .Mrs. Fowler had resided In Nebraska since JBGO. Her husband had been on of the early overland freighters. She Jaft two sons, Frank and Will Fowler of Fremont. Itabbl Simon preached at Timple Israol on the occasion ot the advent of the Jewish new year. lie spoke of the cnanKts oi ume ana temporal mings, dui said there was one who never changed, God, king and Lord over all, eternal un changeable Master ot the earth and sky. 8. Goodman, a peddler residing at J014 Capital avenue, was employed by the Slaters of the Poor Clare to remove a stove from the convent. It had to be lifted over a wall surrounding the con vent. While struggling at this task, Goodman lost his, balance, fell and sua. tAlned a skull fracture at the basn of th ! brain, rrom which, It was feared, he1 would die. The,slaers did not see him! fall and knew nothing ot It until a little while after, when 'stjme attache of the convent chanced to pass that way and saw the man lying unconscious on the I grouna. He was removed to Clarkson hospital. i Pa nourke of Omaha's celebrated ball .team said he was contemplat ing tho organisation of a,potn team for uio Tinner. Jie wouia rjroVl tho pulsi of the people In Omaha and nearby vil lages to determine whether the fever for such x sport was high or not. MUITLED KNOCKS. Tha old-fashioned man who paddled his own canoe now has a son who owns a motor boat. If some people didn't talk about what they were going to do they wouldn't have anything to talk about What has become of the old-fashioned dude who used to soap his bang so It would He flat on his forehead? Castles In the air Would be fine plaos If you could only hire a fairy flunkey to get up and set breakfast in the morning. A roan who has been wrnery all day thinks that ho can kneel down nt night and get forgiveness. But he Isn't gome to get oft that easy. Tho world may be growing better, but every girl In the United States should stand before a mirror for an hour and watch herself chew gum. Mother can break father of most of his uncouth habits. But it father inhaled his soup beto.ro he was married ho Is going to keep on Inhaling his soup, com pany or no company. A good follow (s a guy who doesn't mind paying H.S5 a round for the drinks, but who kicks because his wife pp.ld tl.60 for a pair ot shoes for one of the children whn the last pair h bought only cost l.to. After daughter gets to. reading 1 high blow Junk and Joint a New Thoueht tab. blng society she always wonders whj- mother over married th coarse', 'uncouth person who likes td sit around the house In his undershirt and smpke and who an nounces that no four-flushing literary mouycoddie is going to marry h'.a daugh ter, Cincinnati Enquirer, SECULAR SHOTS AT PULPIT, St Louis Republic: A Chicago theoso phlst says a human soul weighs a little over four ounces, showing that after all It would profit fat man a little it ho lost it. Cleveland Plain Dealer: Two San Fran cisco clergymen "have resigned o become undertakers; thus Intimating that they found the churchyard more attractive than the church, ' Houston Post: If Bishop Hoss should happen to preslite over the North Carolina, conference the next time it assemble In Durham or Winston-Salem, we trust he will withhold his remarks about tobacco. In one of thoso towns at least he can be hold 31.000.000 ot Methodist brick, stona and mortar put together by the pipe and clgaretto smokers of the country. St. Louis Globe-Democrat: Bev. Mr Blrkhead of Wagoner Memorial church Insists that the churches should buy ad vertising space in the newspapers. It might be asked,' however, why churthea should buy what they are getting for nothlngt If the free church notices Jn any big newspaper were all collected dur ing a year, they would be found to total In space more than any single great ad vertlter buys in the same time. Philadelphia Record; Bishop Donohuo of Wheeling, prescribes to both mtno owners and mine operatives more religion, attendance at church twice on Sunday and frequent consideration of the Beati tudes posted on the walls of their homes. The prescription Is of practical value. It's no patent medicine, but most ot the patent medicines have been tried and found worse,, than nothing. Bttter and wiser men on both sides ot th labor line aro greatly needed. SMILING REMARKS. ' "Vntip tmeechpn havn the rlzht rinjt to to them," said the admiring constituent "YoU think soT ' asked Benator Sor- "yes, sir. Tou keep on practicln and you'll get somethln' tnat'll do tor regu lar lecture.''Wohlnston Star. , i "A woman ought to stay at home at tending to the dinner," said the man who resents present tendencies. "No," replied Mr. Meekton. ."That's where tha human race made Its first rrl mlRtake. If Eve had beon out lecturing instead of passing around the , trult. we'd havo been spare? an Immense amount of trouble'WashingtOn btar. Blx-A man can't take his money with him when he dies; and even If he could, what good would It do hlm7 m. ur.n h mit-tit tret soma comiort out of a cool mlliion."-Boston Transcript "Do you want to break your father's heart by gambling?" But I broke tho bank, dad.' ... "U'ml 1 think tnat witl mend matters. Baltimore American. "It seems strange that he i could jPlMnder a great corporation like that for years without being found out" "Well, you see, the corporation, waa pretty busy ltself.'-ChIcago Journal. Member of Investigating Committee-; what DurDose is a coroner s jury "tJftl&S for ascertain jijk' reason, It any. the deceased had for dying. -Chicago Tribune. "How d d tho Order of the Bath or(g. '""You see. It Is very ancient. In those davs a man never took a bath except border of the klSg."-LoMlsvllle Courier Journal. - .? "I ture, FACTS AND FANCIES The dean-minded man never sees any thing Immodest in a good woman's garb. The expenditure of money you haven't got and never will have probably is tha greatest pleasure, The most enthusiastic recommendation ot matrimony are written by girls who are away on wedding trips. Nearly every device except that . of burglary ha been successfully employed In getting at the Thaw money. A man divides his emotions about equally, expending hatred on hi rela tives and his sympathy on strangers. Relief of the unfortunate cannot always be accomplished by the use of rf.oney A good many of the unfortunate are rich. Advocate of a minimum wage for women seem to have overlooked the fact that the women already are getting It. What has become of the old fashioned stage farmer whose "daughter sold her self to the Villain, thus saving the home stead ? Broadly epaklng an American s a rnan who Inveigh against the brutality of the bull fight and laughs heartily when j the umpire i Injured by a foul tip, Philadelphia Ledger What are yo i wklng pM 'Mrt jrT .7XfJXZnktoSU. "I want S'lay'W'en'weafth'se 'that I ran leave JosTi this farm' for a gol coum. Washington .mar,, - , , THX HOUR 1EF0RI DAWN.. U C. W., In Philadelphia, Ledger. The hour before dawn, when, sleep de-j Le"rswakefulnes to me wiier should Brings' "w'fhe quiet house unwonted noises v t in countless numufi. v Across my bedroom floor the planks; ThCn?Cfa?hllgbty' footfall like a hosj While from a chair nearby there seemo to tumble , A small soft beast. A cricket keeps his even tinkle ringing, t Expressionless, unvaryiiyr and faint. Another answers baclt In note unchang- Enougn to vex a saint. -. Outside a cry. half .sobbing .and Tutif laughter' ' " , ' (The like of whleh I never heard be fore) j, . 'Seems passing just above the pointed' ratter, . - And drop frtm door to door. ft . Then flinging to the ky a call uncanny, It Joins a flock of night birds passing south. " f 1 A scramble O'er the roof now scares rile, i i i . i Iy heart into iny mouth. , j. "Oh hoUr before the dawn of wjlrd. an noyance a f And freaky fancies, haste, J say; be. gone." "V Listen, a twitter then the whole bird chorus. . '' ,i And lOt-the dawn.. , v The Modem Style Cedar Chest Any doctor ought to know enough to know that it is unethical to un cover the secrets ot tho profession to the laymen, and particularly so to do it by reading a paper in public to a ore expected to approach all prob-1 meeting ot ethical doctors. IVeurlea pf Railroad Men. New York World. They say now that the closing of th Reno divorce mill has lessened trans continental travtl and deprived the poor railroads or needed revenue. Life, to a railroad, Is Just several things after Others. The Avrnln(ns. Chicago News. Before marriage a young man Imac inea two can live a cheaply aa oho; after marriage he ties a tin cud to his lmaglrui. tlai All RlKbt, If You're Sore. Judge.. , It I all light to sympathise with th upder dog If vou are sure he didn't s;art tha fight ea made by tho Iuger Furniture Company, is the lower drawer of dresser or chiffonier thus combining two articles of furniture in one, and saving the extra cost of a cedar chest. This feature of Luger "Cedar-Line' Dressers and Chiffoniers is etpeeialty appreciated by those living in modern apartments where space U limited. Among the other strong feature of tha Luger Oedav-Line are tha easy working drawers, tho inter-locking construction and 3-ply, one piece back whleh make for rigidity and durability, the dint-proof, mouse-proof bottom, etc. Luger Dresser and Chiffoniers cost nothing extra because ot these valuable features. Why be satisfied with any otner? wrjio ua u your mrniture aeaier doesn't handle them. Luger Furniture Company Minneapolis, Zlinn.