!HE BEE: OMAHA, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 1913. TllB OMAIIA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD RQ3BWATKK VICTOR nOHBWATBK. BD1TOR. BBH BU1L.DINO. KARNAM AND KTH. Entered at Omaha postofflce as second- clss matter. , ' TKRM8 OF SUBSCRIPTION! Bunday Hee, one rar . f w Saturday Bee, one year J-w Dally Bee, without Sunday, one year. J W Dally Bet. and Sunday, one year.... 6.TO DELIVERED BT CARRIER: Kvenlnjr and Sunday. Mr month.. .....we Evenlnr. without Sunday, per month. e Dally Be. Including Sunday, per mo.ow Dally Bee, without Sunday, per mo.JM Address all complaint of irregularities In dallverlee to City Circulation Dept. REMITTANCE. , A Remit by draft, express or postal order payable to The Bee PubtUhlnK company. Only J-cent stamp received In payment of amall account. Peraonat check, ex cept on Omaha and eastern exchange, not. accepted. - OFFICES: Omaha Tli e Ba bulldlns. South Omaha N Street. Council Biuff-ll North Main Street. Llncoln-18 Llttlo building. Chicago-Mi Heart bulldlne. i . New Tork-Room 11W. l"h Ave. St. Louls-KU New Bank of Commerce. Wahlncton-72S Fourteenth St.. N. w. CORRESPONDENCB. Communication relating to new ana editorial matter should be addressed Omaha Bee. Editorial department. AUOUBT CIRCULATION. 50,295 State of Nebraska, County of Douglas, na. Dwlght William, circulation manager of The Bee Publtthlng company, being duly sworn. ay that the average dally circulation for the month f AMut, 1M3. wa MJOi. DW1QHT WILX.1AM8. Circulation Manager. Subtcrlbed in my presence and sworn to before me this 4th day of September, Notary i'uDllc. abserlbera leixvlna" he city temporarily should have The Bee nailed to them Address vrtll he chAMTSd as eften as rcated. W know now that the weather can change. Joromo may repeat the questlrJn, 'Who' looney now7" Would thoso ethical Italian law yers rofuse to defend Thaw? Yen, but when is our Water board boss 'colng to put his Junket money back? "An earthly paradlso is In night," quoth Mr. Carnegie. With the price of anthracite going up, too. In ona way and another Miss Jessie Wilson manages to hold her 'own under the limelight fairly well. A million dollars piled up In tho banks by tho Water board I That helps explain tho "robbor" rates. The Making of a Democratic Tariff. With npproral by tho senate in Its amended form, tho democratic tariff bill entors Into the final stages. As returned to tho houso It Is as com pletely changed and recast as has been any recent tariff measure, and while It will go to tho conference committee for adjustment of differ ences between the two houses, there Is no reason to believe that the pres- I ent form will not prevail In the main, and that It will go to tho president substantially as passed by the sen ate. It goes without saying that the bill will receive his signature with out hesitation or explanation, be- cauio he has indicated his approval at each step of the tariff making, or rather becauso each step has been made according to his wishes. The democrat wore put Into power on the tariff lssuo; the pre sumption Is, therefore, that In get ting a democratic tariff bill the peo ple will be getting what they want, yet they havo Been that the actual mechanism of tariff making is tho samo in the hands of the democrats as it was against which complaints were lodged whop the republicans wero In control. The original under wood bill was framed by a sub-corn mlttce of tho democratic members of tho ways and means committee In tho dark recesses of a secret chamber. Tho bill was put through tho house under whip and spur by the propp ing force of tho party caucus. In tho sonata tho procedure has been practically the same. One or two senators havo cried out against the tyranny of the party lash, and do nounced tho system which requires every democratic senator not only to vote for everything proposed by tho flnanco commltteo Junta, but also to vote down any amendment not of. fored by tho senator In charge of the bill irrespective of its merits, but in vain, for thoy have themselves ac cepted the caucus decroe. So far, then, as tho democratic tariff being built on tho lessons of experience and the advlco of experts is concorned, it is further from being a scientific tariff than tho one it is to supplant. It Is a purely political concoction designed to redeem t platform pledgo as a moans of pre sorvlng party capital and entrench ing tho party in power. Tho test of tlmo alone will tell whother, oven from this point of view, it is to bo a success or failure Looking DacWatd M$taOiuaha ?S SEPTEMBER 10 OOP Tho new Federal leaguo team in Cleveland wears groen box. Hurrah for tho Irish I You cannot keep them down. dontrol'of Railroad Operation. Those railroads that put speed above safety will havo themselves to blamo If tho government assumes control, as reports indlcato it may, of their physical operation. This would bo tho most advanced stop In tho J. Ham Lewis bollovos in standing courso of fedoral supervision. It is by his friends. Ho Is out with an I said to bo advocated by tho Intor- endorsement bf Roger 'Sullivan for statu Commorco commission as are- the senate., suit of tho Inquiry Into tho last Now Haven catastrophe. At loast two What do you suppose John C. Cal- mombors of tho commission aro houn would say of Colo Dloaso? Ono quoted strongly in favor of it, as aro can easily Imagine what ho would also mombors of tho two interstate think of him. commerco committees in congress. It must bo said for thoso roads that In tho meantime, the riro survey hl.vo faithfully exerted themselves to of Qmaha, mado at no llttlo oxponso protect nassongers that In splto of to the underwriters, rests peacefully tho dereliction of other lines, tho in a pigeon-hole. The official pronunciation of It Is 'parcel post" in tho United Statos; percentage of railroad casualties is on tho docllno. Yet much remains to bo done to insure greater safety in travel. The tendency 1b still too ..u rn a uM much on th0 B,d0 of Bpoed and ,f tno '"uor matter cannot bo left to the rail- ' In sending his personal envoy to roads' thon tho J6"1 oTernment Washington, howovor, Huorta proves ttf" "" lo "" " u V Thirty YcnrH Ago Today Is the opening day for the tate fair, and at the ground thing are being shaped up for the expected crowd. At the Boyd Katie Putnam played 'Lena, the Mndcap" to an enthusiastic audience. Orenebaum' new palatial dry good house on Farnarn street I now open for liuslne. The member of tho firm come from Baltimore and the different heads are a follow, unit, Air. u. ocnwwui black goods, Mr. O. V. Snyder! drew goods, Mr. W. O. Lucas; domestics, Mr. P. F. Anderaen; linen, Mr. William Bar rte; trimmings, Ml Molllo Holland; oloaks, Miss Henrietta Rualne. Prof. Walter F. Harding, late of Ne braska City, ha been appointed organ ist and musical director for Trinity cathedral. Bedford and BoUer, on Fourteenth street between Farnam and Douglas, are boom- ng a new addition for the city called Klrkwood." James Neville, southwest corner Harney and Twentieth streets, 1 advertising- for competent girl for general houeworjc, Committee In charge of" the forthcom ing South Omaha school ball Include P. Foley, O. M. D'Donovan, Daniel O'Keefe, E. F, Morearty, A. Fahy, John Moore, P. H. McKenna, John Rush, A. u Foley and Dr. McKenna. Ttvciity Years Ago Mr. and Mrs. N. P. Fell left for Chi cago' to attend the World' fait. Mr. and Mrs. W. A. Page went to urn- caa-o for a stay of two weeks. Victor Rosewater went to Chicago to attend the seisions of the American Economic association. Frank (Kid) Sullivan easily beat the veteran Leon Loxler In a 109-yard foot race at the fair ground In the presence of a largo crowd. It was nip and tuck, ear to ear, up to the fifty-yard line, when the kid began to pull away from the old timer. At eventy-flve yard he wa two feet ahoad, at eighty enough to toss hi veteran rival a kl and at the 100- yard scratch Sullivan led by a yard and a half. Tho match was for 50 a sldo and Sullivan's dad, who was on hand with a huge roll, gathered In $260 more, which the Loxler men were eager to put up. Charles C. Rosewater left for Cornell to resume his college work and stop a while at Chicago to see the World's fair. Mrs. Eugene O. Mayfleld was confined to bed wtih Illness at her South Omaha home. Detective Mltohell returned from Dc Moines with a prisoner to be tried for defrauding an Innkeeper. Ton Years Ago John J. Sullivan of Columbus, chief Justice of the state supreme court, came up from Lincoln to look after hi fences with a view of re-election. He expressed a hope for a clean and fair campaign, say ing he accepted a renomlnatlon only on the promise of auch a contet. The Omaha club took out a permit for a three-story brick annex 27x31 feet, cost ing 110,000. 12, f. Nosh secured a, permit to repair the burned building on Harney street be tween Blxteenth and Seventeenth streets, tho work coming to 8.000. A. J, Donohue got the endorsement of the Fifth Ward Republican club for sheriff. Judge Dickinson modified the restrain ing order that prevented the city council from entering Into a contract with the gaa company, saying the order evidently went further than Intended; that It was the real purpose apparently to restrain only the old city council, not the new, which the order unmodified, did. Tho rumor of early frost proved to be a false alarm. Mayor Moores named Charley Wlthnell, building Inspector, to act as chairman of the Board of Publlo Works In the absence of City Engineer Rosewater, who accom panied by Mrs. Rosewater and son, Stan ley, left for Chicago, to be gone about two weeks. UaL ha Is not wnony dovoid or a sense of humor. in tho regulation of rates and other departments of transportation man ngoment. My latest advice from homo lndl- i England rauroaas aro not per rale that I am nractlcallv certain tn mlttod to make up time. In the ba elected president." says Felix United States making up time to ac Dlax, a man evidently of simple, comraodato ono set tr passengers at rhiid.utrn fnith the peril or anotnor is common TrainB behind time should be al Application of the antl-nepotlsml lowed to run no fastor than trains rulo to stato institutions is hitting! on tlmo. Tho Impossibility thus tar several high places. It's certainly of convincing railroad managers of tough when public office cease? to this Is offered as the reason for fur be a family snap. ther interference by the government. Wo had no money," is the bull Score One for Ugly Men. mooser'e explanation for running! They may not say of the ugly man third In the Malno congressional what thoy do of the fat ono, that no race. Will nothing but money hold ono loves him, for Dan Cupid himself the unafraid men in lino? la his friend. At least ho is in Ger many, whero pretty girls have Koto mat alter an tnai caucus iaUnchod "Tho League Against bolting and loud noiso our demo- Beauty ." which Is nothing more nor cratlo United States senator from l088 thnn a pledg0 t0 marry nono but Twice Told Tales TlioBisbietBox Better Acquainted. Conversing with a coterie of friends. r 1 1 1 1 .1 ... ...J , it.. . . wa , Glr, foi Wham Men BlKb ..v.u i . OMAHA, Sept. 9.-To the Editor of The lunu. T3.. T. .1 Aitt The physician was a guest at a oclal from ft,h.. anA .-.nth,,! I. affair, and at dinner wa placed beside .. ,llui ,h M.fhinj .im" an elderly lady whom he had not pre- th,nc ot th, Dftlt7 No. not ault. for i vlously met. Almost at once tho lady, haV8 ,ttlejj. noUce,i complaints from girls who was Inclined to garrulity, began who call themselves "old-fashioned" to to talk. the effect that they 'have absolutely no "By the way, doctor," she smilingly re- chanco of ever getting married, as men marked, "ought I to call you doctor or no longef care about girls with domestic professor?" gifts and household virtues, but prefer "You may call me what you please, hobble-skirted amusement seekers' and madam," wa the physician's quick re- rag-tlmo rolllckers. Then on the other ply. "I am frank enough to admit, how- hand, you find men asking, "Where are ever, that some of my friends call me an the girl of yeterdayt Where are the old fool." I good old-fashioned girls who were not 'I see, doctor," smilingly replied tho above helping their husbands with their lady, "but of course, they must be neo- work, who did not shirk cooning a simple BREEZY TRIFLES. pie who know you delphla Ledger. lntlmately."-Phlla- Ther All Need It. Mr. Olbson Haven't you got that new dress planned let? Mrs. Olbson Nearly. I shall only have to have one more talk abont It. Mr, Olbson I should think you would get tired Ot talking with that dressmaker. Mrs. Qlbfon-Oh, I 'm through with her; I'm all ready to consult the police nowl Judge. "That Impecunious nobleman's rtc, wife and his creditors are now sympa thising with each other." "On what ground?" "He beat both ot them." Baltimore American. "Tee, I'll admit the automobile prob lem Is bothering me a good deal." "You mean paying for repairs?" "No, keeping myself alive." Cleveland Plain Dealer. "So you think those mineral waters are of benefit to your health?" "I don't know about that," replied Colo nel Bottletop. "But they promote my happiness by enabling me to appreciate other beverages when I get around to them." Washington Star. Impossible people, aren't "They're they?" "Well, I shohld say they were! Why, they are the kind of people who, when they economize, actually save money." Life. He-You are the first girl I ever loved. Brie well, don't worry about It. Home meal or revolt at bringing up a few children?" So what Is one to make of this contradictory state of affairs? Here are men saying, "please change the mod ern slrl for the genuine old-fashioned Harry Maynard used to be a member article, which always gave satisfaction of the house of representatives until the ftna pleasure." And at the same time voters of hi dlstrlot laid him prostrate you have girls despairing because they girls don't fancy beginners, but I don't on the ground and left upon hi recum- are tho very things that are In such mina. uosion Transcript bent form the marks of many iron hoofs, general request. It's & funny world, thus effectively retiring him to private lie. The lost time he was In the national Oh, where Is the girl for whom men sigh? capital he was explaining in a Jocular a T1 u.n? J11", ")? a In vain, LI I1.nl llKD Ilia. KlWb 11 1 U JJ-' Would swallow all a fellow's gain. Eccentric hats and costumes tight manner that an extra session of con gress would not be necessary. Congress reminded him, he said, of a Olve even the police a fright. pianola of which he had heard. A man wa preparing to go on his vacation, and Where Is the girl for whom men sigh? Dressed in the clothes that suit her form. na iitifntfilnr hln ntnn in hi nHrhhnr I 'Neath winter or a summer sky. . . . I That keeD both heart and body warm. in ill- nei nparunrni. I TW--. mB . i, ,. "o isu.io .una mim, no ncu, i'ine Bin oi liny years ago. 'and we ore thinking about taking our SAM L. MORRIS. pianola with us." "I would," replied the neighbor. "Good- Short Studies. ne knows It need a vacation." Popu- I OMAHA, Sept. 9. To the Editor of The lar Magazine. Bee: Whether we have the strength to resist temptation and remain Incorrupt- He Knen Better. IDI0 or "t. wm never ne Known until "Generally run down?" asked the man wi hava,.ben t'1d; for wa have no crl "Vnnr 4Vilnv tn1 nowt.JI .1. !.. and her husband la In lall." -xes, ana ne says he will die there be fore he 11 come across with a cent of All. mony." St Louis Republic. Marks You have a run nine- Account o one of the big stores, haven't you? x-nras iu, ana ine running account keeDS my wife runnlncr dawn thm cnn. tlnually for something, which keens the collectors running after me. Boston Transcript. My husband truly loves me." 'I suppose you are sura of It because he tells you so." on, noi I'm sure because when we liovi to economise, ha cuts down hi olffar boford he'll 1st nte atop buying matinee ticket." Louisville Courier- Journal. 'Whv hnji ynur daughter dropped her hospital work so soon?" "Ch tnunA she'd have to nurse noar patients for two year before they en trusted her with any millionaires. Bo he' going on the state In a musical comedy." Kansas City Journal. "Ever hear from your summer girl now axl ays?" "Queer thing about that aummer girl She lives here. When 1 met her here In town sho didn't know me, and we ve started another flirtation." Puck. Mllllgan-If I be atther laving security aqull ter what I take away, will yes thrust me till next wake? Sands (the grocer)-Certalnly. Mllllgan Well, thin, sell me two av thlm hams, an' kapo wan av thlm till I come again. Puck. The Optlmlst-I hear Brownsmlth is going td be married. The Pessimist Serve him right. I never did like that fellow. Llpplnoott Magazine. THE HOME-COMERS. Arthur . Chapman in Denver Republican. Have you vlstoned the homecoming army. Weary and footsore and brown? Have ydu noticed the glad faces turning Back to the light ot th town? Childhood, barelegged and happy, Dreaming of fields sweet with hayl Have you vlsloned the homecoming army? If not, go and watch It today. Under the city's widq arches, List to the tramping of feet; List to the wanderers, turning Back to the home portal sweet! List to the note In that laughter; Mark the glad sparkle of eyes.:. Watch, then, the homecoming army Back from the vacation skies. Hark to the storle of travel Tales of adventure and trial; List to the yarn of the camper And envy the beggar the while) Stories of peaks that were conquered, Stories of calm and of stress; Is this an army of gladness? What la the answer but "Yes?" In tho drug store. "What a tonic? Pve the very thing for you Briscoe's Bea- tall. Three times a day, and In two days you'll be like another man. "Fifty cents a bottle." "Ob, no, no, Bald the customer, ener getically. "But It Is th very thing for you. All tho doctors are recommending It. We can't wt It fast enough for our custo- ,ook upo yui" Mng sTubbo and mera. 'I believe you, but something else." People Talked About Nebraska swallows tho dose mixed by King Caucus just as If he liked it. Ugly men, the uglier the bettor. Reports do not say what put this .AnnrniiB tmmtliiA tntn thn hnorta rt Don't you wish you wero in thoL. MV froln,nH wWW rr banking business with a generous ... . mnn . .,.. , 1 AAA AAA I " Water board to borrow $1,000,000 matrimony or tho discovery that mas- on the credit of the city, and let you cunQ pulchrUudo , oniy Bkln dcop. UBVO U1B USU Ol Ik 1UI 1VBB ItlUIl unit the Interest charge? Tho ugly man wins, that wo know, and what difference doos it make Lincoln's borne rule charter fram- after a,,'.8,nce ,ovo. ?8 Und W era also neglected to insert a votes- -- Ih and ' L o d" tor-women clauso, which perhaps jf, just like a plate of boarding house may assuage the disappointment oil hath, Omaha eaual suffragists when they And fellow gets sold. know they have equal treatment. uertainiy me preuy ooys nave aono as mucn of tno selling ana as After that vaudeville stunt It well In the buying as the ugly ones, would not be a far step for Mr. if not far more and better. Bo horo Bryan to do a turn twice a day at is hoch. dear "League Against some nearby enow house close ueauiy, ana mpy ino irauieius never enough to tho Btato department sol get one too ugly, that ha could ran over and back be- c,ji. An Arizona juage aispensing wun a jury to try tne case or tno young Thoso responsible for tho lost fatal woman arrested for wearing an prixo tight at Los Angeles havo been X-ray gown ovor pink tights, formally charged with crime and in acquitted her himself, saying he duo Umo will as usual be turned could not say whether pink tights lotse, and this process will go on Jn- wore immodest or not. likq the Mis daOattely wber communities not souri Judgo, who refused to punish oaly jxjnwlt, but encourage this fprm the girlie with tho diaphanous skirt, ttt rhis amusement I he evidently has to bo shows Mrs, rank hurst Is comtng over and will speak In all the large cities. The fall promises to be a prosperous one In the tiro Insurance business. The thermometer scoro of ICS In St Louis somewhat marred the patriotic joy of the town over the news that It still holds first place In the fur Industry ot the United States. C. A. Russ, who ran away to sea twenty year ago, when 1 year old, re turned to St, Paul the other day and failed to recognize hi own mother. Virgil Noble ot Bay City, Mich., 1 the local champion fly swatter, having won UJ.00 and a first prise of 110 in & contest held there. In all 60S, SCO flies were killed by tho contestant If you think the coal man la worrying about the weather, you have another guess coming. He may be & trifle an noyed about the start, but he knows hi day Is sure to come. Interest Is revived In the name of Dr, Frledmann by the report of the Rhode Island Sanatorium showing that not one ot the ISO cases treated with the Pried mann cure has shown Improvement, while 17 per cent havo shown Increased activity of the disease. Sally Rector, a 10-year-old daughter of a Creek Indian In Oklahoma, has jumped from poverty to affluence In less than a year. Her allottment ot 1C0 acres yields flowing oil, which will bring an annual Income estimated at 1111,000 a year. The first Instance In this state ot a husband asking alimony from his wife ocurred In the divorce suit filed by Ed- terton whereby to Judge how much pres sure we can stand, when the tempter lays both hands on the lever. Solomon said that a soft answer ftp- ' peases anger; but Solomon never faced a police Judge on Monday morning. If you give the Judge a soft answer ho wilt more than likely think you are a hard ened criminal, and If you deliver rour- I would prefer Incorrigible; the beet course to pursue Is to say, "Good morning Judge," and then burst Into tears, and If the city The Higjier Code "Nonsensot I tell yoU the Beatall will treasury Is not entirely .mntv h tnnv J 1 .4 . , V.n n .f , . I I . . uu mum ftuvu in una lunu uhj uiius aumigs you in peace. A rounder 1 a else In a month. It cures everything, good fellow, a gay old boy who would What' your objection?" rather be broke than be called a grouch; "Only that I'm Bristoe." Pittsburgh ho leaves everything to luck, put hi Chronicle-Telegraph. trust tn blind chance, 1 Jollied while young, laughed at when old, and forgot ten entirely If he lives beyond the age of M years. He eats. Bleep, drink, giggles and tut key trots, and leaves the world a little worse than he found It. Women get everything at bargain prices except RnrinerftaM njimihifeari! T.nrrt Hni. Pleasure, and ror that they usually pay dane's address beforo the American Bar doulbe charges. If we are seeking enjoy- assoctatlon at Montreal was very mont we should first endeavor to purify nchninriv. hut. v.n h.r if w the soul and polish the mind; after that thought out In continent. A rich contrl- a" .lhe.r tJ1h,n" will either be added, or j button It was In 10,0)0 word to tho In- ""l '"''" " WH rauw fluence working for the greater har-1 "",T . 'i ""w"""- " monies In the EngUsh-speaklng woild. lt "r 1 !kln f b?s iiii-uku jitH.-uru-iiara.iu. xiuyvovci, inu i ea gnalla ti n -jest tounaauon ior ine mgner coae, as X.ord ilaldane would readily admit, 1b The Rear Platform Nuisance.- scrupulous oDservanco or international omama. snt. -t fh miw Af tk. law as It already exists. Before we can Bee: Kindly Inform the publlo whether develop the higher code wo must see to or not the Placard Dlaced hlirh above our It that the great publlo Is not misled by "heads on the rear platforms on treet Ignorant or Insincere politician and sen- cars means anything when It reads, "Pas- sation mongers into demanding action aengex will Dlease refrain from hlooklntt : or policies mat epeil criminal aggression the entrance to car." Because of It loca- and International burglary, that undo the tlon few see It Bo gently 1 It worded work of years In the cause ot peace, I that the ordinary occupant of the rear progress and morality. I platform, who seem to think hi nickel Boston Transcript: Lord Haldane has ha purchased all the right and priv- started on Its travels through the col- lieges of that crowded entrance, does not umns of the nress and the SDeeoh of "eea consequently tho lndecenoy T?n!t1 ntnta and Panada n. term sure to and often Insult to which the woman and be frequently used even It It does not Ki"8 or tne city are subject in crowding- become popular. In his speech at Mon- " . ,, il n nl lmo Plactt 01 treal he dwelt upon tho binding force fv,.cSO continues. for neace between the United States and This crowding and pushing and un- Qreat Britain of those "moral rules en- Pleasant and Indecent physical contact Is Joined by private conscience and the uriner maae annoying Dy smowng. Are .nlHt nf th community for which the "ireei car omciais aware mat in Tnuh h.v nr. nam taut which the aer- many cities smoking Is forbidden any- mnnn rn ".lttliehkelt .' Of "slttllchkelt" wher 0 '! Kansas City has mado , .t,.n v,., ti.rh h.r.Artr it .in. hl prohibition on several of It line. Piles a definition of a condition easier to Jn Dtrolt an,a Buff(ll10 and other cities uL h t DrB in n. word. Mhe a&m ruI Prevails and Increasing """" " " " I ltl-fn.Mn II. ..A...M..l t jnaianapons xxewa: ine iora cnancej- MlnnnolIi. nd nt. Pul w.iH,. . ior nau occasion 10 ear um nvvy " warfare- for cleaning up the back plat- as to tne amicamo re.auons existing oe- form ot thMr carS( aUhough tho space Is tween the United States and Canada, and muon more rootny tnan ourf ad tholr between the united states ana tne wnoie car8 are betttr jcept in overy way. or ureat uritain. xte reminaea nis near- I tnnk tllA 1lh-rtv MAVrnl to.!?. . crn n f era m pnysica. y, out..jr .m ...uu.. urR,nK that theM lndecent connHons -- snouiu d overcome, suggesting that the United States wero very much alike, various women' organisations of the There existed In each a distinct form of clty -hould Interest themselves. n ! government. Aims, amomons, uamu, growing more and more necessary for speech, custom were so much alike as the women to refuse to enter by the ! to render the people on one siue or ine regular entrance because of the unpleas- bordar hard to distinguisn irom tneir ant conditions. The Women' club, when neighbor. And between them there ex- r convenes, should make this one of the Isted 4.000 miles of frontier without a first matters for Investigation and briny single fort. It would appear to the reader their Influence to bear to remedy the of Lord Haldane's address that In his present unbearable crowding and ogUng. favorable comparison there 1 great en couragement for those who look forward to International peace. D. E, CENT. Quaint Bits of Life Political Jabs The shovel Is the emblem of the Gay- nor fA.ndIdn.cv for ma.vor of Naw York. A Boston street car conauoior s biw- a handv tool for a cartv that mut dla- est danger 1 tne naxpin worn or women t0 f et there. passenger, one conaucior was puntvurcu so badly by a hatpin that he was laid up In a hospital for twelve weeks. Mrs. Adella Wilson of Luxerne, N. T., wo married July 10 to Charles A. Wil son. Although this Is her fourth wedding At Us Justly celebrated annual outing last Saturday the Cook county democ racy actually shied at the tango and turkey trot dances on the program. Not a ooupie responded to the lure or tne music. Thus another mystery Increases . v. . I . .... .It.nMit A.r n.m linvlnff Zrd XcVdveTy four brother, who,. i. perplexities of living In Chicago. name wa tho same as her own. Hoboken views with alarm the perils of John Lynn, a farmer of Belleville, Mo., Its excise Inspector, who Is obliged to ward A. Blakeney of Dorchester, agalns ' became sick and fell unconscious in his visit 400 saloons every month and sample Mrs. Mary A. Blakeney. Joseph Fisher, 107 years old, Is trav eling In a wagon from his home In Wash ington county, Indiana, to Bedford, Ind., where he will make a new home for him celt. He Is accompanied by hi daugh ter, aged TO ytata. and hi ion. Ot year. Some Interesting mtl-making mater ial lost It awtn tn the recent dsiert air. Lobbyist Mulhall. testifying In Washington, threatened to pull John Kir ley' nose Instead of hi Ug because Kir ley sat there "making face and sticking out his tongue at me." Could you beat It? For the first' time In th hlrtory of Somerset county, Pennsylvania, a wfll has been probated before the death ot the testator. Th Instrument U that ot Israel Futlem of 8umm.lt township, Fullem and hi wife, Lydla Wright Fullem. mad a Jelat will, Mr. Fullem died. Mreral days ago and th vUI ha baen probate barnyard. A flock ot geeie were fright- me purity oi ine noose on lap. xne ened and kept up such a nols that the sample aampiea cosi me cuy v a family wa aroused and the man's life I month, but the town worries less about saved. I the money cost than the ability ot the Dr. F. J. Crowell of Merrimack. N. H., Inspector to stand up to the Job. So far ha a Ulac bush whloh is In blossom tor volunteer assistance has been declined. the first time this season. In the spring over Jt.OOO.CCO is wasted annuaUy In grasshopper ate off the leaves and huds, Cook county. nilnol. tn providing suvte- after which the bush had a second nance, for the party heelers ot ChUaio. The sTTOwth, county civil service commission declares Wlntleld H. Bands or roiiaiown, ra., It .,v. uoiuoo or mon u. vur .f round in tne umng oi an omiruas. a politicians will give civil service full lock Ol wnai is neueveu vo w t hoiu- i jr wJtn an axe. ion a nsir. in iock whj wtkppwu uii in a newspaper dated November 1, lsos. The paper substantiates the fact that this la It a rare day In any old season when New Tork falls to spring a political sen-1 Washlnjrton'a hair. aanon. in. iai mrwre prsny poi Mr.. rnl.l Miller of Eat Strouds. .. wn.cn a wbukot on in w burg. Pa.. t the posMssor of a grape sklU A0.ue4uct paid to another contractor Tin one and a halt feet la height, which tot -legal semces" in procuring u bear a luscious bunch of Juicy fruit. A I contract. Host or toe sensauca u con remarkable feature of th vine is that It lined to th newspapers. TUa rent of the ha only phutted aino Fakraary metro poUs ragaxd cxmtrajet mmrtnt as a from a slip of an. old. rln. inxad. haw t IN your""pair of Crossetts you get a through ticket to the land of Comfort. And you travel in style all the way. The new models are ready. CROS SETT S mm rsinr asADK if 0. I TRADE MARK V $4 JO to $6.00 everywhere Lewis A. Crosiett, Inc.,.bm, North Ablngton. Mass. Style 2696 There's a' special Crossett lsit 'for people with arch troubles. Ask our agents about it 1 r HAYDENs Sole Omaha Agents. We spscializt: 'therefore we carry the largest variety and the best made goods for the sickroom, for the invalid, for the injured and the deformed. PspwIllls!T f In Arcli Some items from our stock Xnbber dlovss Searing Apparatus. 84 Van. Zoa Cap. Joe Sag. Air PUlows. WaUr Bottl. Bsddd TaliUs Back at. Sash Oablaeta. Sac Cep. AaUat. Thigh rieoss. Elbow Caps. WriaUats. Bhouldsr Braee. Bunion Protectors. Crutches. Trusses. Invalid Chairs. The W. 6. Cleveland Co. Surgical and Invalid's Supplies 1410-13 Harney St. Phone I). 1155. "Buy your turgical tupplie if vohtre your phytteian buyt !PBCla!l8f8vJ in Elastic 2 Spgcialls In Deformity 2 ypiclallslr Xpssi8: Spcclallsls J In fhif.mtn.l A 111 nuuuiuiHii a jKSippjrtsrs 1 t