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Chlcao-Wl 1 leant building-. .... New York-Room 1100. I'tfth Ave. Et. Ixmls-SOJ New Bank of Commerce. Washington-725 Fourteenth St.. rt. w. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and editorial matter should be addressed Omaha Bee, Editorial department. AUGUST CIRCULATION 50,295 Htate of Nebraska, County of Douglas. M. Dwlght Williams, circulation manager of The Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn, says that the average dally circulation for the month of August. 13, Was WJ96. DWIOUT WILLIAMS, was w-iw. circulation Manager. Subscribed in my prraenco and sworn to before mo this "hy, ofembor. Notary Public. Subscriber leaving; the temporarily ahonia have The Res mailed to them. Address will be changed often tut requested. Good morning, teacher. My, who is this breezy littlo stranger? ' Tho man who follows tho straight path nover seta lost. Old Sol threatens also to poatpono tho opening of tho foot balL season. The New York Post says, Huerta plays politics. What politician docs not? Certain cities' 'we know of had bet ter let up on the old joko about St poula heat. Power or not to entorco action on non-resident property owners, tho weeds should be cut "Nanking has iallon;" exclaims an exchange. Jump up, Nanking, tho procession will catch you. ' Tel refer to it as "the white, slava .act" may be a misnomer, but it does "the business just the same!' - Lore may be blind, but a foreign he-titled fortune hunter often, dis plays the keonost ot visions. For a man tottorlng on his last logs, President Huerta seems to bo standing up bettor than expocted. Still It will take moro than tho mere replacement of wood carsAvlth steel cars to stop railway collisions. I If it requires legislative enactment to Inspire tho sowing ot alfalfa along the highways, then by all means let us have it Bernard Shaw is said to havo reached his limit in his now play. Perhaps, but many people will rotuso to believe It. Reports cay John Llnd's hat was stolen at Vera Crus. it is to he hoped the thief does 'not throw it Into the ring. v Does anyone suppose Thaw would be tolerated so long in Canada or elsewhere, buWor tho money to hlro an army ot lawyers. 1 Why all this slloncs on Hobson's part with his cation floundering around in a sea ot oxporlmonta for a solvent in Mexico. Water, more than any other public utility, ought to be furnished at a price that encourages its mse rather than compels people to economlro It. It Is totally wrong to say that non resident property, owners have no in terests in a city. Interost on their Investment Is exactly what they are after. Colonel Roosevelt says Sulzor should face the charges. Perhaps tho colonel would not think so It ho knew what he had to face as well as Bulzer does. The democrats have taken longer to enact a now tariff law than did the republicans. Presumably the democratic tariff builders were out ot practise. How progressive Omaha is may bo gathered from the fact that some cities of our class are Just coming to free text books for, public school chil dren which we have had for twenty fire years. Caminetti and Dlggs convicted and the Western Fuel company fined f 3,000, with one of its officials ad ditionally punished and more to come yes, McNab must hare known what he was talking about The Deplorable feature. The deplorable feature ot this Thaw fiasco from its Inception Is not the cheating of the gallows of a murderous degenerate. It Is not tho substitution of a room In an Insano asylum for a prison coll. It Is not tho success of the deliberately planned escape. It Is not tho legal duel In the courts of Canada. It Is not any one of these things, but all of them together In conjunction with tho known immense wealth of tho central figure, without which wo would havo had nono of them. If the power of limitless money Is tho moving inspiration to the un heard-of twisting of tho law to achieve freedom for a worthless scion of plutocracy and how can It look J otherwlso to tho vision of the or 1 dlnary person how can tho Ignoblo spectacle fail to undermine and de stroy respect for authority and faith In the impartial administration of Justice How can the poor devil who finds himself up against It help thinking, "If I only had Thaw's money." We used to think that legal loop holes wero common only In our American form of popular govern ment, but here is Canada seemingly affording as good a stage for tho lat est act of the Thaw melo-drama as any provided on this sido of tho bor der. Alas, instead of rollevlng our own Institutions from odium, Can ada's sharing of it only heaps fuel on tho flames of this popular distrust and discontent. Oh, Ton Sarcasm I If you enjoy a flno bit ot sarcasm, just take a slant at this from Edgar Howard's Columbus Telegram: I insist that It Is time for democrats to quit talking about' defeating' Con gressman Stephens for renomlnatlon. Without Congressman Stephens to hold up his hands President Wilson' administra tion would have hard sledding. If Con gressman Stephens should bo defeated, then tho congress would contain no mem ber capable of advising the presi dent If Congressman Stephens should fall cf renomlnatlon by tho democrats of this district the president would be as helpless a was poor Garfield without tho torvlce of James G, Blaine as adviser. It Is time for all this Idle talk about de feating Congressman Stephen to cease. Are the democrats foolish enough to shoot at that cloud which truldes tho domocrntlo hosts by day, or to turn tho hose on that pillar of fire which guides them In tho night sooaon7 Let's have done with all such treason! Why sure, overy democrat in the Third Nobraska district is in duty bound to uphold tho hand of the demooratlo president and tho only way to do it is to koop tho redoubt able "Dan" there for him to loan upon. "Now, Johnny, study your lesson and keep your eyes oft ot that thermometer.' Mrs; Fankhurai Coming. It the press dispatches are correct Mrs. Emmollno Pankhurst, loader of tho British suffragottes, contemplates another excursion to tho United States in tho interest ot her mili tant idoa. Sho was very graciously received upon her formor visit and, on tho whole, gave the impression ot fine moderation and culture, ft ceomed impossible from her demure personality, hor quiet dignified boar ing and speech in public, to identify hor as tho loader of what ovon then was known ot militant suffragette ism in England. So persuasive was her manner and method that she succeeded in plausibly explaining tho stone-throwing ot which wo had heard so much. Sho left America much more kindly disposed toward the cause sho represented. But how will it be this time? The world has been astounded since Mrs. Pankhurat's formor visit to tho United States by the reign of terror and fanaticism among England's mil itant suffragottes. It will be strange it Mrs. Pankhurst does not find a marked cooling ot feeling and It Is questionable whether hor presence in this country now can have any helpful effect upon thojwtuso of suf frage, either as It exists in England or hero. Keokuk has started the wheols ot its colossal Mississippi river water power installation, to be capablo oventually of producing tho energy ot 160,000 horse power. No, we didn't say a word about the water power Omaha Is to havo as soon as our Platte river power canal Is built once more. Tho task devolving upon the nowly apolntod governor-general for tho Philippines Is aptly described as to teach the Filipinos how to let go. Incidentally it required several cen turies and the help ot Admiral Dewey and the American cavy to reach the point ot letting go ot tholr Span ish overlords. Yes, the new Wilson administra tion has started soverat anti-trust cases, but they are are merely civil suits, not criminal prosecutions. Their "put-trust-magnates-behlnd-the-bars" slogan was evidently an other platform plank to get in on and not to stand on. It is worthy noting that the lrrl gatton ground yields good harvests even In this year of excessive drouth. The lesson Is too well learned In No braska to require further instruction. We have the soil, the water near the surface and should bore the wells and apply the pumps. Lookitlo' BacWarrl UisD&inOraak, COMPILED FROM PER rH.Bg SEES HlSPTKMUKlt . ' POO Thirty Years Ago The sioux Indian commission held a session at the Paxton, hearing representa tives for South Dakota, urging steps for the early opening of the reservation to settlement. Preparations are almost complete for the opening of the state fair next week. for the benefit of out-of-town visitors a list ot the principal hotels, and their accomodations Is printed, the Paxton. the Millard and the Cozzen's houso leading at $3 a day; the Metropolitan, the Planters and the Occidental at 2, and the Pacific houso at $1.60. Mr. John Began and Miss A. C. Holl Inger were married last evening by Itev C, W. Savldge at the parsonage of the First Methodist church. Bev. Wlllard Scott Is back from his va cation, and will resumo preaching In SL Mary's Avenue Congregational church. Ruth Bebekah lodgo met at the call of Mrs. B. C. Llvesey, secretary. The "Prarle Lights" and "Willing Worker" missionary societies of the Congregational church, held sessions In the church parlors to organize for thfe coming season. Mrs. Corbltt, iei Ht Mary's avenue, wants a sewing girl and two apprentices. Miss Julia Shepley of St. Louis is the guest of Mrs. Joseph' Qarneau. Twenty Years Ago ire destroyed an unfinished house be longing to Mr. Tory on Thirty-second street, between Poppleton nd Woolworth avenues. John C. Hoggart and Josle Hart man and John Endqulst and Christina Nelson took out licenses to marry. War whoops began to come In from Union Paclfia employes all over the west who were affected by the general order of retrenchment, which took effect In their pay envelopes. Bomo sort ot general resistance was more and moro vividly Indicated. George W. Vronian, trouble boss for the Union Pacific engineers, errived In town from North Platte and while he did no talking, one ot hla asso elates sententlously remarked that "Mr. Vroman does not come to Omaha for the benefit of his health." CoUnty Attorney Kaley was devoting all his time to tho preparation of trying criminal cases to come before tho Sep tember term of district court. The county fair managers aroused the Ire ot certain business men by publish ing their names In lists of those who. it was said, would close their stores and places of business on "Omaha day" at the fair, The merchants said they had never entertained such a thought and would like to know who started the re port, which they averred would Injure their revenues on that day. Ten Yearn Att PubUa schools opened with a large and prompt attendance, showing that 1903' enrollment would be surpassed. The populists In nominating a district Judicial ticket, swallowed the five demo crats, C. T. Dickinson, A. N. Ferguson, E. C. Page, Guy It C. Bead and George W, Doane and named John O. Telser from their own rank to boot. Elmer E. Thomas, as chairman ot tho pop. com mittee, called the mass meeting to order. auy W. Cramsr, chief clerk. of( the Dur llngton passenger department announced he would leavo the railroad September 12, to become cashier of a bank at Mullen. Neb, A, T. Iewts, rate clerk, was picked to succeed Mr. Cramer, who had held the position for many years. Tho Great Western openeo ror business in the Omaha National bank building, on Thlrtenth street between Farnam and Douglas, witty B. F. Thomas as general agent Mayor Moores, tho board of publlo works and seven city councllmen made arrangements for the repair of all the asphalt streets In need ot It and secured John Grant of the Nebraska Bltullthto company to superintend tho work, with such experts as necessary. City Engineer nose water was the only city official to object to the proceeding. People Talked About John D. Long, ex.governor, ex-secretary of the navy, has vetoed the desire of his Hlngham (Mass.) townsmen to paint the town red in his honor on October JT his seventy-fifth birthday, It Is worth while noting, as a solemn warning, that a base ball rooter at Grand Rapids. Mich., lost his voice while yelling at the umpire. Providence moves In my. terious ways, eh, umpl A bunoh of con men have been corralled by Uncle Bam In Indiana for working the fake horse race game among bankers and other plutes from Texas to Terrs Haute, The spirit of Mabray shines where gudgeons bloom. Miss Gladys Ravenscrort, former cham pion woman golfer of Great Britain, will come over to this country with Miss Ma bet Harrison and Miss Muriel Dodd, the present champion of Great Britain, In quest ot championship honors In the autumn. In a will of fewer than fifty words, filed In New Tork, Timothy J. Kleley, who died on August 19 last, disposed ot property estimated at slightly less than ttOOO.OCO. In his short testament he gavo his entire estate to his wife. Mrs. Mar garet V. Kleley. Edward Payson Weston, after a life time of walking on many famous trips, wilt become a Minnesota farmer. Re turning from a trip to the Lake of the Woods he announced that he had bought a farm five miles from Warren, In Roseau county, and that next spring he would take up his residence there. Colonel J. Edward Hank Rennet of Detroit, Mich., has left a will In which sums and properties supposed to bo worth millions are bequeathed to relatives and friends. As far as la known, however. Colonel Rennet was practically penniless at his death and possessed nothing except In his Imagination. The suggestion of Assistant Secretary of State Osborne that the remains ot the discoverer, Christopher Columbus, be taken through the Panama canal on tho first ship to make tho passage Is a novel touch ot national sentiment which leaves out of account the problem of locating the remains. Tho resting placo of Co lumbus Is as difficult to solve as tho ago of An. foolish Yeurnlnar. Chicago Record-Herald. More than 2.000,000 American fanners have telephones and many of them have automobiles also. BUll. for some reason, the farmers' sons keep on yearning for city life. Church nnd School. OMAHA, Sept. 7.-To the Editor ot The Dee: There Is a movement on foot looking to tho reading of the Bible In the public sohools. This matter has been threshed out tlmo and time again In several of our large cities and the move has never not with popular aprroval. When all the world Is of one faith and religious belief, and everybody be longs to that church, tho Bible, as it will then exist, will no doubt find a hearty reception In alt our schools, but until that time, the place for the Bible I In tho various churches and their Sun day schools. Let the reverend gentlemen concerned In this movement get busy at home make their Sunday school as attractive as a picture rhow. Young people like to be entertained; their IntereH must bo arousod; the Sunday school should bo reformed and mnde up to date. Again the mere reading ot the Bible In the public schools would b productive of little, if any good. The Bible makes very dry reading to the young mind; they do not comprehend the beauty ot It, nnd they never will until It Is ex plained to them. In short, religious In ttructlon would be In otdcr and that will not do In a public ichool. Each of tho fifty or more different churches would want tho children trained .along the lines ot their particular btltct. Better let tho churches attend to the religious end of the business and let tho publlo school train the child for tho business of this life. L. A. ELLIS. IIKm of IMlnnnpt,y. OMAHA, Sept 7.-To the Editor of The Bee: Tha church seeks after nnd ac cepts the vilest sinners, and those who are exposed to the scorn ot the world may, without Indulging In dialectical ar guments or examining contradictions, throw off the burden of a guilty con science and be restored to moral health. It Is never too late to attempt a reforma tion, and faith and hope are Indispensa ble conditions of hnpplness. It la n good rule never to borrow money from a friend, for It compelled to refuse you he will feel bad on your account, and if he lends you the money he may later on feel sorry on his own account. Men are only expected to be as good friends as they think they can afford to be. When the husband sits up with a s!ck friend flvo nights a week, and the wife snorts along In the automobile every day, dressed llko a snake charmer, we may expect that our asylums will be filled with assassins and our cemeteries with libertines. It Is hard to understand why persons of mature age wilt cast aside the manifold blessings of life and plunge Into the whirlpools of destruction and folly. I have made soverat desperate at tempts to solvo this question, but It oscapes every analysis. If a man is less than 100 year old he should never say lie knows tho world, for the human heart I inscrutable and of all things the moat deceitful. A man does not require a great amount of strength In order to carry his head high; some hfads are not as heavy as they appear to be, and there is no neces sary connection between the height ot the head nnd the breadth of the Intellect There i such a thing as' the. luxury of knowing nothing. E. o. M. Ifovr to T,.lr-nl , Bible. PLATTSMOUTH. Neb., Sept. 8.-TO tho Editor of The-Bee: If the majority of the readers would desire to get ac quainted with tho Inconsistencies found In the Bible, 1 suggest, Mr. Editor, that you would copy tho work of an able critic like D. F. Strauss or some other able man. I pity tho readers If they have to read tho articles of a man who evidently shows that he does not under stand the text at all. Wonn schon-denn schon. J. II. STEGER. fihnnM Tnchr rVi Kxtrn Pnyt OMAHA. Sept 6. To the Editor of Tho Bee: Dr. Holovtchlner, recently returned from the convention in Buffalo relative to sex hygiene in the schools, has freely ad mitted that Mr. Graff and he brought back nothing of valuo to the Omaha schools; but notwithstanding, tho claim for tS3t for their expenses has been rushed through to defeat Mr. Smith's purpose! to put an end to these Junkets at public; expense. j Docs the publlo know that .during four long, hot weeks In August twenty-five teachers labored to accomplish what Is bound to be of valuo to tho 1,000 to R.000 pupils who come under their Influence In the manual training departments of the elementary schools? Mr. Graff's salary takes no summer va cation, as do the ealarlus or all Omaha.' teachers, who see no payday from some time. In June until the first week In Octo ber. But Dr. Holovtchlner' friends might say that the doctor receives no pay for his sen-leea, therefore It Is right to pay his expenses. Neither did these teachers receive pay during the time they were following thU wood-carving course, but did It occur to tho board to pay the 1500 expended by these teachers for tui tion, or to pay their expenses for a month in the city, when by going to their homes or to inexpensive resorts they might have stored energy for the coming year Instead of spending It? If the Board of Education has so much money to expend tor junkets, wouldn't It be a good plan for It to assume the ex. penses of this wood-carving course, that will prove to be ot great value to the schools of Omaha T A FRIEND OF THE TEACHERS. Note by Editor It is only fair to Dr. Holovtchlner and Superintendent Graff to append their statement that the "noth Ing of vi ' e" ndmlsalon had reference only to thu teaching of sex hygiene in the schools. Tabloids of Science A large mirror placed on the tog car riage of the sawmill enables the sawyer to make a survey of both ends ot lh, log, with the view of economy. Metal dlska take the place of vpokes In a new wheel for heavy trucks, their diverging rims where they are bolt. I to the felloe affording resiliency. Vacuum cleaners are coming into use In New Tork for cleaning sidewalk, sweeping thsm after S o'clock In tbe morntng being forbidden by law, German furniture makers Impart beau tiful colors to several native woods by burying them when' freshly cut for gov- Spoiling Native Industry, Washington Post The hegtra of wealthy Americans from Mexico is the severest blow yet dealt to Us thriving rebellion Industry. A Bird Colloquy Mr. Reed Mr. President The Vice President Does the senator from Connecticut yield to tho senator from Missouri? Mr. McLean Certainly. Mr. Reed I wish to ask, for Informa tion, where are these algrets now prin cipally obtained? Mr. McLean In South America. Mr. Reed What Is the bird from which they are obtained? Mr. McLean The white heron. Mr. Reed It Is ot any use on earth except for Its feathers? Mr. McLean It devours a great many Injurious Infests. Mr. Reed I am asking It it Is of any use to man except for the feathers it produces? Mr. McLean I think there ha been a decision by the supreme court of Ohio to the effect that the heron Is a game bird. Mr. Reed-I wish to know If It Is of any value, not whether somebody has passed a law about It. Mr. McLean It devours Injurious In sects, and that Is largely its value, out side of Its beauty. Mr. Reed Why tho heron 1 a fish eating and a frog eating bird la It not? Mr. McLean They do feed on fish to some extent Mr. Reed If you have a bird that l not of any use except for Its feathers, and has no occupation but eating fish which furnish food. Just of what value I that bird except tor Its feather? What does the senator think God Almighty made for, anyway? Certainly a heron I not an ornament Mr. McLean The reports of recent In vestigations show that the heron eats a great many Injurious Insects, and I think the oplnlonof naturalists ha changed very niueh' In recent years with regard to the economic value of the heron, a I will show later on In my remarks. Mr. Reed Why snould the heron be permitted ruthlessly to destroy the In nocent Insects and the innocent fish? Mr. McLean I will leave that question to the senator to answer for himself. The annual loss to agriculture caused by In sects Is enormous. Mr. Reed I really honestly want to know why there should be any sympathy or sentiment about a long-legged, long beaked, long-necked bird that live In swamps and eats tadpoles and fish and crawfish and things ot that kind; why we should worry ourselves into a frenzy because some lady adorns her hat with one of its feathers, which appears to bt the only uso It has. Mr. McLean I have stated to the senator the uso and economic value ot the heron, which Is admitted now, although It was denied years ago. But the egret Is not Involved In this proviso. Beyond that, I want to coll tho attention to the Senator to the fact that more than 8.0,- 0000 of these birds havo been destroyed, millions of them In Florida, all killed lh the nesting season, when the young were, eay half grown; and the manner ot tho destruction of tho adult birds for their plumage destroys millions of young birds, which die by slow starvation. Murder has been committed in this trade in our own country. It semi to me it is worth while, If these birds are to be destroyed, that in civilized nations they should be destroyed In a civilised way. If they are useless, let them bo killed In & proper way, and not by slow starva tion. Mr. Reed-But the point I am getting at Is the use of the bird. Now, I know very little about algrets. I have a faint protoplasmic notion as to their cost Mr. McLean I should hope that might Insure the senator's sympathy with the proposed legislation. Mr. Reed If the senator Is introducing this bill not to protect the birds, but to protect the pocketbooks of the male population of this country, ho will arouse a great wave of sympathy by which even 1 might be swept away; but If It Is on account of the birds, I wish to ask the senator If it is not true that the only tlmo they are of any value Is an the time the egrets can he obtained, which is the time they are killed? If the young are then left to starve It would seem to me tho proper Idea would be to establish a foundling asylum for the young, but still to let humanity utilise this bird for tho only purpose that evidently the Lord made It for, namely, so that we could get egrets for bonnets for our beautiful ladles. Mr. McLean I will say to tho aenatot that I think the feathers are worth twice their weight In gold at the present time, Mr. Reed Then, I inilst. If that bo true, that we oucht not to be prohibited from having the use cf them. Mr. aolllnger Mr. President will tho senator permit tor & moment? Mr. McLean Certainly. Mr. Galllnger The senator from Mis souri asks ot what uso they are. The egret Is .a most beautiful bird. I do not know of what use a painting Is excopt to look at and admire. I feel very sure that we might as well and with equal propriety and esthetic taste look at a beautiful bird and admire it. and that they ought to bo permitted to live for that purpose It for no other. Mr. Reed Why. Mr. President theeo birds come from a country where there Is nobdy to look "at them, for the most part. Certainly we In this country can not look at them, and I do not know why we should protect the denizens of distant climes. The Indians ot South America havo not enough esthetlo taste to admire them nay, more, they havo not enough humanity, according to the senator's statement to prevent them from slaughtering these birds In what ho claims la a cruel and unusual manner. Mr. Galllnger If the senator from Con necticut will permit mo to say just one word more; The usefulness of these birds In the destruction of Insect I be yond computation. ThU may not be an accurate statement but I read in a scientific Journal not long ago that If tho birds ot the world wero exterminated tho human race would go out of extsUnee In a very short tune. Mr. Reed-But, Mr. President If tho senator from Connecticut will pardon me, and then I will not Interrupt him further, of what Interest Is It to the people ot the United States to protect bird that kill Insects In South America, If they do kill Insects? It appears that this bird. If It eats Insects at alt doe so In such quantities that It took science a great number Of year to determine tho fact Pretty nearly all of us know was a heron is. Every boy that has ever tramped through the swamps hunting ducks has been disturbed occasionally by a discord ant cry, and the sight ot long and un gainly legs, and etltl more ungainly wings, and the flutter ot an awkward bird over the weeds. If he has any use on earth It certainly Is not to delight the sense of beauty, for he Is about tho homeliest combination of feathers and bones and feet and olaws that ever was gotten together on this earth. He lives thousands of miles from our country. He lives In tho unhabitable swamps of South America. He Is captured down there by the natives, and It appears that he is captured because there Is one beau tiful thing about him, and only one, and that Is this little feather that they call an egret that the women use to adorn their bonnets. Instead of making these things dearer I am In favor of making thorn cheaper. I do not know what Interest the United States of America has in protecting birds of that kind that are born In swamps thousands of miles away, and that neither delight the sense of beauty nor servo any usoXul purpose. Mr. McLean I will say to the senator that the egrets are gone. There are none today, except a few which exist In pro tected heronries. All the wild birds, so to speak, havo been extremlnated; so the senator need not give himself any unensl ness over tho egret question. If he will listen, I sjiould like to read a dlscrlptbn of the manner In which these birds havo been destroyed. Mr. Reed-But, Mr. President If thoy are gone, If they are dead, If this chap ter lies In the dead and buried past, why should wo be legislating about It In tho living present? Mr. McLean But wo are not Algrots are not Included in the proviso at all. I am simply calling tho attention of the senate to the way In which the bird trade tried to deceive tho public at a time when they were destroying tho egrets. I am showing the senato how utterly unworthy of belief tho plumage traders are by referring to their attempts to deceive tho public In tho post Mr. Reed-It is hardly worth while to take tho time of the senato to demon strate that the man milliner has very lit tlo regard for truth and veracity. I think that might be conceded. THESE QIEIS OP OURS. Ho Be mine and you will make mo tho happiest man In tho world. She I'm very sorry; but unfortunately How Much is A Million Dollars j $1,000,000 that is what we spent, to im prove eaoh hundred miles of the Chicago Great Western $10,000 for each mile, or a total of 15 millions for the entire 1500 miles? of road. Did you ever stop to figure out what this means to you in increased facilities and better eq--vlce between Omaha and St Paul and -Minneapolis? It costs you no more to travel and ship .via tho rebuilt Great Western than via any other line, but on the Great Western you Bare time, get tbe best servico and are troated courteously. Low Fares Northwest, Sept. 25 to Oct. 10 Your telephone will bring a Great Western representative and detailed information. P. P. BONORDBN, O. P. & T. A. 1022! Farnnni Street Omaha, Neb. Phone Douglas 200. UH3 tattles' Dept. ' IJont with expert The mak lady fit ttr. I , iur in v corrtjcxion or aerormitles requires expert skill In flttlnB and the most modern manufactur ing equipment such as is offered by The W. BnrnAAt our jrwur u(Biv.A.i Kuppuai itnl in rtfn,,H,Hit,tft,M. ..hi...... ...... ...... ill II I I want to be happy myself. Bosti-n Transcript "The children of today hear none of the cood old fairy tales." he muttered. "No," she replied, tartly, "but the mar ried women are still listening to them." Baltimore American. "You say you called on husband at his office? lie's always so busy. Did yoa havo any trouble in seeing him?" "Yes, at first He was sitting behind his desk and I couldn't see him until he moved his feet"-Cleveland Plain Dealer. "I never mince matters, Miss Mabel. I am very outspoken. I always call, a spade a spade. Is your heart mine?" "Produce the diamond. Charley, and go down and resign from your cjub and we'll call It a go."-Jt Louis Republic "Great Scott woman! Are you trying to ruin me?" . . "Why, Henry! You don't even know what I paid for the gown." , "I know that any gown that looks as bad as that one costs more than I can afford to pay." Life EEASSUBINO. Blakeney Gray In Judge. Now Myrtle with her eyes of blue Once moro adorn the Avenue A coat of tan upon her cheek, And freckles playing hide-and-seek Amid her dimples, and a share Of summer's sun caught In her hair It sets my very soul astir To walk the Avenue with her. But Jealous thrills come over me when She bows and smiles on sundry men Who pass along one. two and three- An endless lino they seem to be In number quite a score, or more All brown as she, and all have got A manner that me llketh not! "Who are these crowds of grinning ape In sundry guises, form and shapes, Who beam, and gleam, and smirk, 'and smile. Like Indians In single file?" Quoth I, with growing rage within, For It hath made me mod as sin To note the rather easy air With which they greet Myrtllla there. "My Summer Cohorts," she replied' Yet snuggled closer to my side. "I missed you so down by the sea I had to let them comfort me" "O faithless Jade" thus I began As passed the twenty-seventh man. "Nay, dearest" she replied, "I'm true, It took "em all to equal you!" l TTiiifflliST WwUstla XwuimI Height myour A Your advertising space is worth nothing to youor a great deal, depending entirely on what you put in it. 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