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THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: AUGUST 10, 1913.
Tim Omaha Sunday Bee.
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To autolsta onco moro: Go alow,
and to caroful.
Look horo, Mr. Weathor Man, call
off your hot winds.
But th.nk.ot tho Joy of not having
to shovel coal in tho old furnace.,
Mexico would be a good place Just
now for omo umpires wo know of.
Thf) Churches in the Summer. ' mo numerous and complex become
tho problems to be solved In provld'
A Brooklyn preacher, who evi
dently stays on tbo Job most of tho
time, scolds tho brothren who floe
to tho cool retreats at summer' ap
proach, dispensing in whole or in part
with their services for tho tlmo being.
Anyone knows that temptations gen
erally mutlply with tho free, out-of-door
llfo and that then moro than
any other tlmo is tho need greatest
for tho oxorclse of righteous restraint.
As in the physical world, so in the
spiritual, low baromotcrs, affording
easy play to the forces of destruction,
aro apt to accompany high tempera
tures. Folks will not attend church In tho
hot weather? Perhaps thoy aro neg
ligent oven in othor seasons, but who
has not observed the throngs that
nightly gather about tbo Salvation
Army and the Volunteers of America
down on tho street? Theso evangel
ists go to tho people, without waiting
for tho people to come to them. It
was tho Leader of tho church. Him
self, who suggested going out in the
highways and hedges to compel en
to co mo in to tho feast.
And why shouldn't the church do
It if it finds Its powa deserted, In
summer even moro than winter? Dr.
Van Dyke said that his first visit to
the Holy Land suggested to him tho
fact that Christianity was essentially
an out-of-doors religion; that from
tho birth in tho grotto at Bethlehem,
to tho Culvary hill outside of Jeru
salem, nearly all tho principal events
in tho llfo of Christ woro enacted out-of-doors
and most of His groat utter
ances, Including the sermon on tho
mount, were made out-of-doors. Tho
analogy between that and an out-of-
door religion today seems striking.
Ministers roqulro vacations and
rest, tho same as other men, but with
tho lugenlua old adversary always
busy, thoy might with profit time
their outings with moro Judicious re
gard for the special needs and oppor
tunities of their ministrations.
lng the country with this essential
arm of commerce. Now, as never
bofore, with the Panama canal about
to como into use, wo need tho outlet
for our expanding trade, which only
a merchant marine would afford.
Comforts of Farm Life.
An Ohio periodical revives the ag
itation for modern comforts and con
veniences for farm women equalto
thoso for tho men, saying:
Any farm that can afford a silo can
afford electric light or gas, the vacuum
cleaner, the dlshwnaher and the washing
machine. Any farm that can afford a
gas engine can afford a bath, room. Any
farm that can afford a hayfork In the
barn can afford running water In tho
kitchen.
Of courso, many up-to-date farms
havo all, or most, of theso conveni
ences, but too many have not Their
introduction into tho farm woman's,
llfo might affect tho happiness and
contentment, not only of tho women,
but of tho young folkB, to Buch a de
gree nn to give a now potency to tho
otfort of keeping young men and
womon on the old homesteads, thou
sands of whom loave for no othor
reason than that they are there de
prived of tho attractive features of
llfo avallablo In the city. Human
nature is vory much alike in tho city
and tho country, and spite of all
tho material advantages offered am
bltous youth on the farm, the desire
for tho modorn llfo is overweening
and must bo mot, if a wholesome
equilibrium- is maintained, by tho
force' of competition.
Omaha's rato of spoefi is not, we
insist, to bo Judged by Its ball team,
Thoso Board of Trade operators
do not need any croon bugs this
year.
"Wo die rather than part," read
tho note tho lovers left another
case of love gone mad.
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It looks as if Colonel MulhaU's
claim to fame were fast waning.
Sio gloria mundls fugit.
You do not hoar many old Inhab
itants theso days tolling about how
much hotter tho summers used to be.
Henry Watterson Rampant.
The Boo cited tho other day tho
viows of Colonel Henry Watterson,
won known as a militant democrat
and eminent Journalist, on tho pro.'
posod Nlcarnguan protectorate
which has slnco provod a flash in tho
pan. Colonol Watterson's com
monta on, tho aotlon of -tho senato
knocking tho Bryan protectorate
scheme in tho head nhould, ihero
foro, interest thoso who recall his
warning. This is what .10 nayH.
A sohemo of International policy at
onoa more Ml-Judged" and short-sighted
oould hardly havo beon devised. From
every point of View It was positively
senseless. lb proposed precisely the things
which wisdom and duty told us Plainly
not to do. TO start With. It lmrn tut tt
If Mr. Bryan was looking for a hurtful contention that our ultimate aim
loophole to dodgo the root of thoso la the domination of the residue 'of the
Chautauqua dates, tho Mexican up- continent south of us. it asserted a
roar will fill tho bill finely. ZlZZ.. ?. . Wne?
moral. Imnlvtner vnat mnnl rimn.L
ii is lor oir. wnuman 10 say wnoiner hllltv far-mrfohln.. in nl'..,,. .
nis city snau ociong to iammany ana And. finally. It commit ud th
ah system'' or not-New York Tribune. , ess and flanfefpui crusade of warlk.
Havo tho rest of Now York's pop- aggres.ionY met&cin to'our liberties at
ulatlon no voice In tho matter? home and cupipidie abroad, Yet but one
member of the senato committee Sena
tor Borah In tho, beginning set himself
resolutely against It; though truth to say,
his colleagues, notably Senators Bacon,
William and Clark among the democrats,
cam bravely to tlms. when time waa
called. To a genjlem&n up-atre It ooK
ours that a spoonful of Intelligence In the
State department would have saved Us
th equivocation In which this dead treaty
Still leaves .n. What could Mr. Bryan
haive been thinking of?
In ceacluslon, adjuring th iemo-
cratlo senators to uphold the nation's
independence' and hono oven usri'tiif-t'
the president and his socrotnry or
state, he declares:
Anybody can sell a gold brick, to 'Mr.
Bryan. X.tha patronage go. senators.
ana sava the. country and thft Party from
the danger of tyroi and tyrolsm In the
Department of Stat. It Is to laugh. But
It Is well. Three lumps of sugar for each
member or the foreign relations commit
tee, who'have done" such good work, but
the biggest three to tho.. courageous, up
right and sagacious statesman from
Idaho, for he saw clearest and spoke
first) '
Poridor upon theso words .of
Colonel Watteraon, and remember
The postal savings system has that nc? Js nt a fledgling in publlo
To those who romemoer wnat a
foxy old follow ho In, Porfirlo Diaz
need not tako tho trouble to deny
the reports of returning to bla dear
Moxlco at this time.
leant of tho tedium of tho task, wo
cannot sny, but tho process is tedious
enough, at best, and calls loudly for
improvement. -
Hero la a list of hoadllnes:
Sugar Rlsesln Price. ,
Price of Coal does Up. 1
Meat Is to be Illghor.
Nothlng-comJng down hut
tariff.
the
In Secretary MacAdoo's deposit
allotment of government funds
Omaha banks will como in for about
$1,000,000. That's almost as much
as thoy are getting from the Wat6r
board.
The trouble scorns to be that.
while Private Ambassador Llnd haB
instructions not to recognize tho
Huerta government of Mexico, the
Huerta government's no difficulty
in recognlrlng Mr. Llnd.
now over $32,000,000 deposits,
which must have come, or tho most
part, out of old stockings, because It
has not stopped tho steady Increase
of deposits in private savings banks,
as the figures attest.
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ucuuni nenry watterson says
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vuat. uiijuuo can sen oir. uryan a
COld brick. Well, that ilnnonri. Tt
might bo different when he is acting .f"e'gn, co,nmorco untl1 8UCu "mo as
as airent of th admini.t-H the fcdor sovernmont may decide
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affairs nor a republican in pojltlcs.
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California's Herohant Marine.
Evidently aroused at the spectacle
of empty harbors and depleted ocean
trade, California Is proceeding
through its legislature to Establish a
merchant marine of Its own, subsi
dizing ships ongaged In domestic and
Uplifting the Profession of Surgery.
The nowly projected American
College of Surgery, organized here
locally, sets for ltsolf a laudable goal
in Its avowed purpose of "promoting
higher grado of surgery in Amer
ica." So far as foo-eplltting and
othor professional abuses are con
cerned, it is really up to tho courage
ous members of tho profession to see
that its ethical standards aro main-.
talnod. All theso pernicious prac
tices can bo abolished whenever tho
surgeons and physicians sincerely
unite to abolish them, though, of
course, thoy may be holped or hin
dered by legislation.
The Bee's opposition to the fee-
splitting system, which is much like
peddling tho patient to tho highest
blddor, is too well known to need
reaffirmation, but the occasion calls
for encouragement to any honest ef
fort on tho part of the profession to
k6op put of the clutch of commercial
ism Only It the nowly launched
American College of Surgory stands
tfrue to Its ideals, and pursues them
with aggresslvo zeal, will It achieve
and deserve pormanency nnd success.
Personality.
Most folks nppreclate the relation
of personality to success usually
potent In every individual triumph.
How common tho expression, "Ho in
a good business man, but falls for
want of a forcoful personality," or
"Ho Is neither brainy nor shrewd, but
has an Irresistible personality." In
business and professional life this
power often becomes doclslvo, whllo
In politics the Rlno qua non of success.
How many modlocro men achieve
marked distinction, especially In
politics, entirely as a result of their
pleasing and attractive personality.
-Buf what Is this distinguishing
quality, doesn't It bolong to all allko?
Not all, alike, no. Webster thus de
fines it;
Personality-quality or state of being
personal, or of being a person and not
a thing or abstraction; that which makes
a being a person.
A most significant definition.. You
aro introduced to two mon, one of
whom you nover forget, though you
never Bee him again, the other you
nover recall, though meeting him
frequently. One Is a person, the
other being or abstraction, and It
may do mat mo lattor in point of In
tellectual power utterly discounts tho
former, but fallB for lack 'of ability
successfully to interpret his Buperlor
Attainments In the current terms of
life.
This quality should be subject to
cultivation, not regarded as an . ex
clusive heritage of nature. Anyone
with sufficient candor to admit tho
need of self-improvement and tho
power to appreciate tho value of per
sonality should bo able to cultivate It.
"Keeping Tab on Them."
Our democratic election commis
sioner, dcsplto the decision of Judge
Englloh pulling tho foundation from
under his czar-lika pretensions, still
Insists on demanding from foreign
born cltlzons technical proofs of
naturalization so that he can "keep
tab on them."
It strikes us that this Is Just as
much of an insult to our foreign
born citizens as was his original' re
quirement of tho production of thef
actual naturalization papers for his
ocular inspection. ,
Why should It be necessary to
'keep tab" on foreign-born citizens
any more than on native-born citi
zens? Why should a person be pointed
to with tho finger of suspicion, and
his statements made under oath
questioned, merely because his
parents happened to live in some
othor country at tho tlmo of his
birth?
This anti-foreign prejudlco it
has prompted a subordinate of lhe
election commissioner to boast that
they would "shut out" at least B.OOO
votors sooma to porvade tho whole
ntmosphero of tho office, and we
suggest in all kindness that that
officer get rid of it and mend his
ways at once. Let him give evory
votor a square deal, and lot him stop
discriminating against the foreign
born citizen as compared with tho
native-born. Lot him remember
that he Is acting moroly as super
visor of registration, and that it is
not his duty to "keep tab" on any
one unless ho" has evidence of fraud,
and 'that ovon then ho Is not the
prosecuting officer.
Looking BacWard
This Day in Qmaha
COMPIIXO TROM
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AUOUBT 10.
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Thirty Years Affi
tub city council held a special morning
and evening meeting to clean up their
business, and among other things closed
for a lot of fire department supplies.
About thirty young ladlea and gentle-
wen surprised Mr. Pat O'Toolo at Twenty-second
and Morcy street.
Twenty-nine thousand feet of water
plpo of various slses were ordered by
Secretary Dumont of the water company
to bo laid this fall. With these addi
tions the water company will have forty-
four miles of mains.
Peter Elsasser, who has recently gone
Into business at Fremont, was In the
city arranging for his family to leave for
their new home.
I.. P. Taylor, a union Raclflc conductor.
met with a peculiar death resulting from
tho bite of a spider which bit him on
.the right side of the upper Up.
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had five
MUFFLED KNOCKS.
A bird on a cafe menu Is worth thirty
In the bush.
You have to show a child how to hold
a pencil, but It will chew the end of the
pencil without any tultloi-
There ain't no Buch thins" as a way to
manago a husband. All you can do Is
feed him, treat him right, and trust to
luck.
The biggest fool In the worid Is the
man who Insists upon talking about his
troubles when you want to talk about
your own.
If you are going Into vlcbt, shoot the
moon. Beware of the two-bit debts. A
creditor is like an Infant. The smaller
ho Is the louder he will holler.
A woman can look Into a mirror SO0
times a day for thirty years and see
that she Is homely. And then some oner?
man will come along and tell her she Is
handsome and she will believe him.
An eastern preacher In a sermon last
Sunday stated that It would be better for
women to go naked than wear the sug
gestive styles now In vogue. Well, any
old time they'll take this advice us men
will bo willing to let them vote.
The girls are wearing one-piece dresses
thut button down the front. Yes, sir,
They put them on Just like we do an
overcoat. If they lose as many buttons
as a man does, there will bo something
doing some of these days and they will
go back to safety pins. Cincinnati Enquirer.
Forest Fire Prevention,
The San Francisco Call says the
California state forester haB ovolvod
a plan to provont tho recurrence of
such disastrous, fires na reeontlv
raged over tho picturosquo Mount
Tamalpals, menacing adjacent settle
ments. ir0 proposes to organize a
corpB of motorcycle forest fire pa
trolmen, moro to prevent than fight
fires. Those men, who aro to bo
trained foresters, he would assign to
fire patrol beats aa policemen in
cities, and let each man stand as the
guardian against destruction. Tho
state and county might share tho ex
pense, but that Is a mere matter of
detail.
Such a plan should commend Itself
wherever forests are subject to tho
ravagos of fire. Something of tho
tort is done in certain countries of
Europe, whero valuable and scenic
forests are not devastated as In
America. Wejjhavo, of course, our
federal feroster aystom, and wo also
havo our fedoral forest flreB, some
times consuming many millions of
dollars' worth of property. Wo have
gone too much on the eleventh-hour
plan of putting out tho flames! In
stead of tho moro sensible one of
proventtng them. It Is strango, too,
for a nation that keops up such a
hubbub of agitation over the con
servation of natural resources.
One undertaker in the city
funerals today.
Parties Interested with A. II. Swan, the
cattlo king, in the proposed stock yards
at South Omaha, are meeting at the Mil
lard to perfect their plans.
Dr. Rose, corner Tenth and Howard,
wants a good gentle buggy 'horse.
The Sioux City route, for which Harry
Deuel is the agent. Is putting on extra
steam to work up a special excursion to
Spirit Lake.
A notice to members of the, Knights ot
Pythias lodges is signed by M. May,
chancellor commandor.
Twenty Years Arc
Tne woatner was delightfully cool when
the first strains of Stelnhauser's Seventh
Ward band floated out upon tho air At
Hanscom park In tho evening. Notwith
standing the grass was quite moist from
the afternoon's pleasant shower, many
folks trudged about, sat down or reclined
within its downy folds, and among those
present was noticed our amiable and
alwaya-tor-be-looked-for little friend, Mr.
D. Cupid.
"The question of reduction in salaries
has not as yet been acted on by the Union
Pacific," said General Manager Ed Dick
inson, "but we must cut our expenses to
meet our losses." And it was understood
that the reaper of lntrenchment would
continue to cut a wide swath through th
ranks of the company's employes,
Conrad H. Young- said that overythlng;
indicated & large entry list for the open
nm waon ae is protecting or pro
moting nis own private exchequer.
Referring to Mr, Bryan, our scln-
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tuiauoB oenaior Boronson cor-i
rupts our word "chautalklnsr.'
which Is of our own coinige, Into
Jawtalking." We not only protest.
but hereby givo notice ot Intention
to sue for infringement
to grant assistance to those Vessels,
Tho project contemplates a mer
chant marlno commission ot five
members, one from the shippers ot
domestic goods, one from the Con
signees ot foreign goods, one from
tho resident ship owners, one from
the rQBldent shipbuilders and ono
from the Sailors' Union ot the Pa
cific, This board shall be empow
ered by the state to pay D per cent
per annum upon one-half of the cost
War and Strong Men. .
Tho Chicago Inter Ocean points to
the 60,000 sturdy veterans who re
cently assembled at Gettysburg to
provo the fallacy of tho soft Im
peachment that war robs a nation of
its, strongest men "the flower of
tho nation's manhood, leaving a pre
ponderance ot tho woalc and defective
behind." But why argue the ques
tlon as to whether war is needed to
sustain a nation's prowess? It is ab
surd to say that war leaves a pre
ponderance of weak and detective,
alnco war never has destroyed a ma
Jorlty ot those who entered and
would not, if It did, destroy tho viril
ity ot the race, unless it could up
root the stock from which U sprung
Thoso peace apostles who thus mag
nify tho "horrors of war" gain noth
lng for tho splendid world-wide cause
ot amity for It is not necessary to
parley about whether war is essential
to strong manhood with so many ovl
dences ready for the rebuttal.
Still, it is a little Incongruous for
ua to refuse to havo any c'ommuntca
tlon with President Huerta, and
then to charge; him with being mis-
Informed as to our Intentions. This
could be avoided by proclaiming our
Intentions right out loud, so that no
MEN OF THE MOMENT.
fter his months of lecturing in Japan
Pror. Francis G. Peabody Is home again
in Cambridge, Mass.
An Indian will be register of the treas
ury n uiios ju. .ranter ot UKlatioma. a
Choctaw, accepts the nominations sent to
the senate by President Wilson.
Never having missed Sunday school for
twenty consecutive years is the record
held by three brothers in Germantown,
Pa. Stanley B., Ellwood B. and H. War.
rcn Doernbach.
v-nanes r. unaso ot (Jrotbn, N. Y., a
fireman and engineer on the New York
Central for the last eighteen years, has
been appointed a. public service commis
sioner at a salary of $15,000.
The prayers of Revi Ilenry M. Couden,,
blind chaplain of the house of represen
tatives, delivered during the last ten
congresses, havo been printed in book
form by order ot congress.
Joseph Fish, a Chicago Insurance ad
juster, indicted for arson, put large dis
play advertisements In the papers of that
city, nsklng the public to suspend Judg.
ment and declaring that he Is Innocent.
When George C. Slayton finished hay
ing Saturday noon on his farm in Stowe,
vt., the last to leave the field waa his
11-year-old daughter Hazel, who has
done all the raking and "raking after"
with a one-horse rake on Mr, Slayton's
two farms of 1C5 acres this season.
Sir Richard Powell Cooper, who died
nt his home In Beckamstead, England,
nt the age of C6 years, was probably the
biggest farmer In tho world. Ho had
numerous farms In many parts of Eng
land, an experimental station, forms of
spacious proportions in the Antipodes and
North and South America.
George Tyler of Providence, has saved
more lives than any man in Rhodo Island
and probably holds the record for INew
England as well Ho has saved so many
persons from drowning while on duty as
patrol of the Block Island bathing beach
and while not on duty, that he has lost
count. His maximum Is sixteen In one
day.
BLASTS FROM RAM'S HORN.
God and all good men aro always oa
the side ot right.
The less some people have In their
heads the more they find to talk about.
To make seeking God the first busi
ness of life, Is to begin right.
To" know what the devil will do, find
out what the booze seller Is doing.
it you read the Bible with the right
motive It will soon tell you where you
live.
"Go to the ant, thou sluggard." Don't
waste time by taking absent treatment.
If there is a place In all the world
where a woman will have her say, it Is
at the tetephono.
The devil hates a religious meeting
as a boy does soap, but ho likes the part
somo folk take in It.
Tho man whose motive power is emo
tion will come to a good many places
where the wires won't work.
The woman who marries a toper to re
form him Is going to wear out her com
plexion before, she does 1U
You may spot and speckle tho reputa
tion of a good man with slander, but
you can't hurt his character with dyna
mite.
SMILES AND SNORTS.
ono need lmve doubt about It If
our Intentions can't be proclaimed, I ,, , contemplating a gencml
lng ot tho state tennis tourney in 'a few
days.
City Electrician Cowgtll entered a vigor
ous protest to statements of , Councilman
Huscall to the effect thf.t he hod been
derelict In not ordering the Thomsen-
Houston company to install arc lights at
railroad crossings where they had either
refused or neglected to put them. He said
he was acting under instructions from tho
city attorney.
Ten Years Ago
Dr. G. W. Wertt, W15 Douglas street
died at the age ot C6.
Alonzo V. Crux? n, collector of customs
at Porto Rico, formerly of Curtis; Neb.,
waa In (the city and state oil sixty days'
leave of absence. He predicted good
times for the Islanders; where, he said.
great progress was apparent on overy
hand.
Judge W. W. Slabaugh waa elected prei
Ident of the Federation of Improvement
Clubs: Mies McCartney, secretary, and
Stanley P. Bostwlck, treasurer.
J. W. Whlte fell dead while talking
orer a telephone at 2221 Cuming street.
He began breathing hard and then top
pled off tho stool on which ho was tt
ting. He was employed by tho Mollne
Plow company and resided at 608 North
Twenty-third street. The trouble was
apoplexy. He waa C6 years old,
John A. Munroo of the Union Pacific
and General Freight Agent Ivea of the
Burlington denied the report that the
Need Yet for Census Improvement,
Ono of tho matters to which con
gress will have to glvo its early at
tention Is tho provision ot a hotter
system for taking the national cousub but must be kept secret, then it will 1 increase of freight rates,
than tho one bo far we have had. It bo natural for the Mexicans to be I Joseph C. Harvey, wra Douglas street.
I asked the city to pay him "temporary"
I damages of )600 for Injuries sustained bv
a rusty nail on Dodge near
Is more than three and one-half yoars! bubpIcIous of us.
slnco our 1910 consu3waB begun and .,
though It hns cost $14,000,000, it Is
nowhere ear complete, bo tar as
compilation and publication are con
cerned. Several volumes haro beon
published, but other volumes are only
in process of preparation.
mat is not all, some gross dlB- senator,
crepancles show up in tho statistics,
as ior example between the census
iue democratic majority in the
United States senate is temporarily ot building ships and aid in paying
aown to one. If it were only to ,n difference between building and
stay therewhich it is not the operating such Amerlcan-bullt ships
reach of the polo of a democratic w'ln American workmen and Ainer-
eenator would bo considerably more ,can officers and tho cost of building figures and those of the Dopartme.it
effective In knocking off the patron- and operating with foreign workmen ! of Agriculture, op the acreage of corn
ago persimmons. , and officers. , for 1010. where a difference of 10.'.
California's lead may with creat 1 000.000 acres is nhrwn. nrt nimiinr
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uo. oi weamer meted out prom be followed by other maritime ! dlsoarltloH arn found nrtalnlnir
to us by his successor looks some- states, with the result of bringing the ! other farm products, Including live
Mue u a vmoicauon ror Pror. reaerai government into line In some stock
irttif . . . . . I ... I
... oro, wa rres.iaent wil- way as ,io avoid the obnoxious I In the meantime, the headship of
son removed as head of the weather features hi ship BUbsldy to the res- tho census bureau has changed three
uurcau uecauee ne aspired to the toratiotv of nn American merchant ! times and other Important officers
cabinet placs awarded to the present marine upon the high seas. The 1 havo marched bv in almost rni,i
Wi nitriuuiiu . i toDger wo nut Oil lUO evil dav the bumi on. WhnUinr Ihl. la dmir.
Senator Miles Polndexter ot Washington
is In Kansas City today killing time be
fore on engagement at Cameron, Mo., to
morrow. Kansas City Star.
And a few of his colleagues are in
Washington killing rttme. It proba
bly does not matter much whether a
even one of the unafraid
men, Is out chautaklng when the
machinery is so set as to run by
itself.
The State Board ot Control mem
bers express the hope ot being able
soon to relievo the situation that Ve
qutrea tho keopng of Insane unfor
tunates in county Jails and poor
houses. It Is a disgrace to a great
state like Nebraska that such a situa
tion should havo been permitted to
como Into existence, and more dis
grace it it is permitted to continue.
stepping on
Sixteenth street
FACTS AND FANCIES,
It is the ate of a man that after CO
he begins to look either like a grampus
or a squirrel.
Suspicion rests on a monkey In the
Narrangansett Pier robberies. The rascal
is getting ready to appear at a Newport
dinner.
A woman should not talk too lorn;
about ncr "operation." She should re
member there are others present who
wish to discuss their "operations.
The greatest first baseman of six or
seven years ago died the other day and
the newspapers ot tbe city In which he
won hla fame printed six lints about him.
After a man acquires a reputation, and
achieves a reasonable amount of fame
In his choaen work, be goes back to hla
old home town they ask him where hi
lives and what he Is doing now.
the
fhlng
There Is But One Pianola!
It is made by tho AEOLIAN COMPANY and is com
bined with only six pianos, making the group of
FAMOUS PIANOLA PIANOS
STEINWAY, WEBER, STEOK, WHEELOCK,
STUYVESANT and STROUD.
Visit our Pianola parlors before you purchase and
let us demonstrate these matchless Pianola Pianos.
Terms arranged to suit your convenience.
A PEW BARGAINS IN USED PLAYERS.
$550 STUYVESANT PIANOLA PIANO, Now. . . .$295
$525 TEOHNOLA PLAYER-PIANO, Now S350
$600 HARRINGTON ANTOTONE, Now $375
$700 STUYVESANT PIANOLA, Now. ., $475
Free selection of music, bench and scarf with each player.
Schmoller & Mueller Piano Co.
Exclusive Representatives. 1311-13 Farnam Street.
"Those Drawers Won't
Stick, John."
"Sea how tho sides of the drawers are carefully rounded at the
bottom and nt Into these groore. See how easily they sUde In and out.
If there s anything that rouses your temper when you are la a hurry
John, It's a drawer that stick,. Now you won't haTe sny more troubla
In that line." Ihis is only one of tho valuable features In luo,e
Luger "Cedar-Line" Dressers
and Chiffoniers
There's the eedir bottom which makes tbe lower drawer nr,.M..i.
a cedar cheat, there's tba dust-proof, mouse-proof bottom, the it rone
durable IriWrTocklnir construction and one-ptree S-clr back n.n.i
tbe careful flntabloK inside as well as outside, and several others
You poy no raor for tbe Luger. Why not bare tbe beat?
Aik your furniture dealer to show you. Write ns If he can't.
Luger Furniture Go.
Minneapolis, Minn.
"Why don't you buy something at my
table?" demanded the girl at the charity
fair.
"Because I only buy from the homely,
girls." said the man. "They havo a
harder time making sales."
The girl was not offended, and he
worked this riuht down the llnar-Louls-i
vllle Courier-Journal.
Frayed Philip Bay, wot's moral court
age 7
Hugged Rogers I heard a preacher eaj
It was de power to say "no."
Frayed Philip When yer asked tep
drink or ter work? Boston Transcript,
"Well, did them moving picture peH
pie get pictures of everything on tho
tMtnl"
"Everything but the hired man," na!4
Farmer Heck. "They couldn't ketch him
in motion." Pittsburgh Post.
"Whloh do you prefer, summer of win
ter?"
"I don't know," replied Mr. Growcher,
"that there Is much choice between lis
tening to advice on how to cure sunburn
and on how to cure a cold." Washington
Star.
Sanford So you don't believe In Judff
lng a man by his clothea?
Crabshaw No, Indeed. That's the way
we judge a woman, and look how we get
fooled. Puck.
"What Is she bragging about now?"
"1 don't know, but 1 think it's tho
trip to Europe she was going to take,
but didn't." Detroit Free Press.
A FANCY
Austin Dobson.
The rose in the garden slipped hei
bud,
And she laughed in the pride of her
youthful blood,
As she thought ot the Gardener stand
lng by
"He Is old so old! And he soon must
die!" '
Tho full rose waxed In the wnrm June
air.
And she spread and spread till her
heart lay bear;
And she laughed once more as she
heard his tread
"He is older now! He will toon bo
. deadl"
But the breeze of the morning blew,
and he found
That the leaves of the blown Rose
strewed the ground;
And he came at noon, that Gardener
old. '
And he raked them sently under tho
mold.
to & random
And I wove
rhyme:
For tho Rose' is Beauty; tho Gardeneiv
Time.
LUGER
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