Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, August 08, 1913, Page 6, Image 6
6 THE BEE: (BLAHA, FRIDAY, AUGUST 8. 1913. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE 1 yOlWDBD BY EDWARD nOSBWATBH VICTOR nOSKWATBR. BDITOR. tBBK BUIL.DINO. FAItNAM AND imi. Bntered at Omaha poitotrice a second. flas muttfr. TERMS OP SUBSCRIPTION: Sunday Bee, one year Ratroiiy Bee, one year -S Xalljr Bee, without Sunday, ohe year. 4.00 ."Dally Bee, and Bunday. ono year--.. DELIVKHKD BY CARRIfi .-renins: and Sunday, per month.... ..W Kvenlntr. without Sunday, Pr month. Sc IDally Bee, including Sundaj', per mo.c Dally Bee. without Sunday, per mo..c Address all complaints of Irregularities tn deliveries to City Circulation Dept. REMITTANCE. Remit br draft, express or poital order, payable to The Bee Publishing company Only 2-cent stamps received fn payment of omall accounts. Personal checks, ex cept on Omaha and eastern exchange, not aootpted, OFFICES: Omaha The Bee bulldlntf. South Omaha-lS N Street Council Blurfs-H North Main Street. Lincoln-: uttle bullainir. ChlcaKo 801 Hearst bulldinr. . , New York-Room 1106, 2S6 Fltth Ave. 8L toula-eo New Bank of Commerce. Washlnirton-73 Fourteenth St., .N. W. CORRESJONDENCEL Communications relatlnB to news and editorial matter should be addressod Omaha Be. Editorial department. JULY CIRCULATION. 50,142 Mate of Nebraska, County of Douglas, ss: Dwlcht Williams, circulation manager of The Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn, says that the average dally circulation for the month of July, WW, ru W.1U. DWIQHT WILLIAMS, Circulation Manager, Subscribed In my presence and .worn to before ma this 4th da: 4in nay oi auhuil mi, ROBERT BUHTBK. (Seal, Notary Public. ftwbsartbera Insrlnar the city temporarily ahonld hnve The Dee utlled to them. Address TrlU.be h!ted om often as requested. Paderowskl Is playing ragtlm feettlng down to a practical scale, as it vera, He-leans evidently do not enjoy the cordial element In grapejulco diplomacy. Taking ndv&ntago of. a natural prerogative, Chicago's women police reported late tho very first day. "We note several killings at the polls In Kentucky. Chicago Inter Ocean. Who took tho trouble to wrllo tho ptory? Before tho decision of Judgo Kn Ush, the worst crime a voter could commit was that of being born abroad. Ono of tho "Don'ts" novcr to bo forgotten In hot weather is, "Don't doprlve your horso or dog ot water when needed." If campaign promises no longer count for much, It milBt bo tho fault tof the promisors, in falling to become the redeemers. But picture to your mind, If you can, what might have happened with toe colonel in the White Houso dur ing this MeilcaB urmotl. Omaha will bo ono of tho fifteen new dead letter sub-aUitIon of the Postofflco department, and it will bo the llvcst one ot tho bunch. For a party so Blow getting Into power, tho democrats perhaps should not be too .aovorejy censured for snail-like progress in legislation. A year ago today at Chicago a great party earno into existence. Kansas City Star, Autrust B. Nonsense, he was born In Now York October 27, 1868. v A goat got hold of a message ot the governor ot Pennsylvania, but it Is only fair to tho goat to say that U choked In swallowing It. Tho Almighty is responsible fof Vet winds and dry wealier, but man Is responsible for bad roads, which vf often woreo for the farmor and city dweller. But how will he catch MP with tho nigh cost of living It ho has to can eel all these Chautauqua dates? Will Its have to toko another b! Weeks' -vacation In tho winter! President Wilson evidently means to prove the faith ot JeffersOniau simplicity hy the works of those warm-hearted democratic professors in politics and diplomacy. Even though It bo admitted that tho crack in the old llborty boll waa made long beforo It tolled out our Independence on July 4, 1776, tho cherished tradition will remain In tact. According to semi-official Informa tion, an attempt is to bo made to nullify through the courts Nebraska's new women's work day law. Tho milliners, then, aro not all In ono camp. Perhaps what "Mike" Harrington means Is that as a full-fledged bull moose he Is against fusion unless It Is fusion with the democrats ot tho kind he used to engineer when he bras pretending to be a populist. Those Mexicans evidently do not take to the idea of President Wilson Bending a personal ambaasador to their capital, Instructed not to recog nize their government, yet expected to tell when and where to get off at. A vote of thanks should go to our democratic United States senator for taking his latest speech declaring that he still opposes tho democratlo 6ourl legislature, reading a lecture currency bill. It mightily relieves) to his colleagues In the senate on the the editorial writer on hla newspaper (ufluence or special interests in where the suspense of guessing which tariff-making! Tho stone thrower way to Jump, and how far to go. was j who lives in a glass house is not In becoming most trying. jit with this Stono. Omaha Ori the Postal Map. By order of tho postmaster general Omaha Is to bo one of the fifteen local centers of the country where doad lotter mail will bo consigned and disposed of. Omaha secured this recognition ot Its Importance as a consequence of having been designated by order of tho preceding postmaster general as headquarters for the then newly created railway mall service division. Postal officials are now also en gaged In making a report on feasible arrangements for establishing a par cel post terminal here for the work ing and trans-shipment of other package mail. All this goes to occcntuato Omaha's placo on tho postal map, and to strengthen Us position as the, proper focal point for other post office activities. Tho business of tho postofflco, and iUi field of operations, are enlarging so rapidly that It Is only a question of a short time when nearly all ot Its work will have to bo territorialized by traffic divisions as has boon the railway mall service. In such a dis tribution tho natural and monoy savlng plan will bo to conjoin tho headquarters for ail branchos at tho samo subdivision conter. For this roadjustmont Omaha's geographical location, railway facilities and busi ness importance cannot, wo believe, CEcapo the favorable attention of any postofflco management aiming at tho most economical administration and the highest good of tho service. Cold Storage and Butter Prices. Chicago 1b reported to have 66, 000,000 pounds of butter tn Its cold storages plants, 10,000,000 pounds moro than this timo last year, yot consumors aro paying midwinter prices for butter and threatened wlth continued advances. Tho cold Btorage system in princi ple Is a great public boon; in opera tion It can bo made a burden. Its legitlmato use Ib definitely needed; its abuse for predatory purposes should bo prevented. Here, perhaps. Is an inviting placo for Inserting that ever-ready and penotrating Investigation probe. It might bo profitably sunk deep Into tho flosh of a real, llvo octopus with tentacles ot far reach, Butter Is a staple and a combination of abun dant supplies and .soaring prices comes mighty near resembling re straint in trade. Teaching Principles of Farming. Rudimentary instruction in tho principles ot farming In tho schools should produce bonotlcl&l results. All boys and girls could profit by an elemental, knowledge ot tho groaC primary-. Industry and It Is really anomalous that ,in a land pro-emi nent In agriculture such instruction has been so largoly neglected. Thou sands of American boys and girls grow up utterly Ignorant ot the first principles of tho farm and farming, Tho other day a Chicago paper printed a letter from a boy 10 years old who had never seen a farm and begged tho privilege ot going to tho country. That boy is only ono of an army with no clear idea of the vast amphltheator In which tho brain and Drawn of nations Is brod. While wo aro crying our "back to tho farm" Bhlbboleths, we must be gin laying tho foundation for tho sue cess of tho movement tn the Instruc tion ot the American youth in the schools. It will bo seed sown, on for tile, mellow soil that shall ono day bring forth fruit In abundance. Protection at Watering Places. What Is done at local watering places for til protection of life? Are guards on hand to see that those unablo to swim do not got into deep water? Are expert divers and swim mors presont for rcscuo work? Are mechanical llfo-savlng dovices con venlent, so that help may bo quickly given when needed? These questions are prompted by the drowning ot a school boy In deep wator. who, it Is said, could not swim, He should not have been al lowed to go beyond tho shallows. Wttnnscna unv even after he went , . -- down no a.w, grappling hooks, could be found with! which to recover tho body. Manawa arid other local resorts have bad their toll ot accidents in years gone by. All such places that attract thousands ot people should make It tholr business to Insure their safety by every available means. Deep water limits should be fixed, and those unable to swim kept out. Guards should see that rules aro en forced and precautions taken to nco that those who go intp the water aro not left to their own fate. There are some funny things out sido of "funny, sunny Spain." Here is "Mike" Harrington, for example, for fifteen years the chief engineer of demo-pop fusion, now, calling him-; self a bull moose, and bellowing, against political alliance with any other party. "Mike" evidently be lieves that in this way he can con Unue to servo the domocrata best. Well, isn't that great! Here la "Gum 8hoe Bill" Stono, who became famous as a lobbyist around the Mis- BacWatd LOOKltU in Omaha COMPILE.- TXXm DtK. PILES ? can Thirty .ears Ago Plans are perfected for the erection of a new chuich, corner Eighteenth and Itard, to be known aa the Holy Family. The original church ot the parish Is a hlstorio little structure, standing at Twenty-seventh and Cuming, where ser vices are still being held. The B. & M. Is making a rate of 1H cents each way to the Grand Army of the Republic reunion at Grand Island. General W. B. Ilazen, chief ot the United States signal sarvlce. Is registered at the Pa-ton and spent the day at Fort Grant has begun the paving of Sixteenth street at the Webster street Intersection. Mr. Tom Pleronet, at Fifth and Divis ion ntrosts, one of the oldest conductors on the Union Pacific was the victim of a surprise party on the eve ot leaving for Milwaukee. The fight between the mayor, the police and tho so-called merchants' police, Is waxing warm with mutual arrests and re criminations A tent show called the "Museum of Curiosities," In charge of of E. W. Wig gins, was openod with a free exhibition, next to the "Green Tree" house on Tenth street. General William Meyers, retired, for merly quartermaster of this department, Is lil at the Paxton. dexter L. Thomas and wife sold a lot In Florence to T. Barrow for 140. The Child's hospital Is maintaining a free dispensary at the corner of Sixteenth and Douglas until Us new building Is finished. Twenty Years A Tho telegraph press wires brought In the report of the famous message to congress of Prerident Cleveland, In which he urgod the Immediate and complete re peal of the silver clause of the Sherman act, declaring that the purchase of tho white metal by the government must cease Instanter, It fell like a thunderbolt Into tho camp of the blmetalllsts, though they had feared It. Major Elijah W. Halford. paymaster In the United Btates army, and formerly private secretary to President BenJmln Harrison, arrived from his home In In dianapolis to remain permanently in Omaha as paymaster ot the Department of the Platte. After a brief visit with Former Senator Saunders, whose daugh ter had married President Harrison's son, he was seen by a reporter for The Bee. to whom ho denied as absurd the report that he hated to como to Omaha because he disliked local society. ITS said he rather liked the Idea ot coming here. Hon. George Helmrod and City Treas urer Bolln were busy collecting funds for the tournament ot the Western Shoot ing leaguo. Mrs. Specht, wlfo of Councilman Chris Specht, departed for Cincinnati tp visit several months. Arthur Loroy Atterbury, 9-months-old son Of Mr. and Mrs. C. E. Atterbury, 9H South Seventeenth street, died at that place. President Hartman of the Omaha Real Kstate exchange named these as delegates to attend the third congress bt the na tional exchange: Hon. Alvln Saunders, B. A. Benson, T. B. Clarkson, C, C, George, A. P. Tukey, P. U Perrlne, O. N. Hicks, W. G. Shrlver. G. H. Payne. J. B, IZvans. The congress was to meet In St, Paul August 2). Ten Years Ago Two fires entailed on aggregate lots of SlZs,CM. Tho blggor ono was In the Nash building at 10O8-18 Harney strcot, oc cupied by the Midland Gloss and Paint company, with a loss of about 1100,000, and tho other In the muslo and' piano storo of A. Hospe and tho Lilliputian Baxar on Douglas street The fire badly gutUd the Nash building, and In the fires these firemen suffered some Injuries: Ole Oltson. Roy Gray, Nols Johnson. Ed Cummlngs. Frank Mnntlng, an employe ot the Midland company, also was slightly bruised from jumping out of an upstairs window to safety. The Douglas county republican com mitted met and adopted whet were known as the Jefferls rules, under which It was agreed the republican primaries and county convention would be held. It was a direct prlmury affair, Announcing the opening of the Peoi'a church Sunday school In tho new church homo on North Eighteenth street, Rev. - w. Bavidg-e stated that the music would be In charge of Charles Otto Lobeck, his daughter. Miss Gladys Lb bock, being organist Mrs. G. W. Wlckersham left for Colo rado to spend a month visiting. Dr. and Mrs. H. M. McClanahan and daughter were In the east for their sum mer vacation. People Talked About Senator Jim Ham Lewis' bill to make I July "Fathers' day" contains the rm ; of a .p,endla Me, but dll:,:"S splendid Idea, but the date should ! be changed to April 1. One hundred and five years of life und seventy-two years as a practicing physi cian Is the rare record of Dr. W. T. Linn, who Is dead at Pan a. III. County Judge Owens of Chicago has given an opinion that all women are ellglblo for appointment as election Judges and ballot clerks tn Illinois. Princess Louise of Belgium l In trouble over her debts, which amoui.t to more than $3,000,000, and there isn't a multlmtlllon heir within range of annesa. tion. P. E, Turner, chief of Maiden. Mass., fire department, after serving as a fire man since i7, has retired on a pension of &0 a year, voted him by the city council. Andrew Carnegie said that the ksJser was "tne greatest peace force In the world and he tins had his ar at the keyhole 'ever since to hear the kals.r "turn the compliment. --... .,. nsn(iBj-s wiiii me story or now sne managed to live on cents a day, but cleverly ducks the vital question, "Can two live as cheaply aa on?" Senator Thornton of Louisiana shat tered a section of ssnatorlal tradition by appearing In the ohamber of August without a collar. Some hours before he threw tho administration collar Into the laundry bat. Paul M. Chamberlain, an "expert" on voting machines employed at $S0 a day, admitted under oath that he iiad never seen a voting machine until lie got on the payroll. Mr. Chamberlain's nerve shlnta aa luminously as hla candor. 111. Twice Told Tales Folio -Ins Instrnetloas. When -year-old Teddy displayed tho shining new quarter which Mr. Brown had given him down at the corner store, mother very naturally asked If her Utile boy had said "Thank you," to father's friend. No answer. "Surely you thanked Mr. Brown," she persisted. Still no answer. Trouble showed on the little face. "Teddy, listen. Tou ought to have said, Thank you, sir. Did youT" No answer yet. "Come here, dear little son. Tell mamma now. Did you thank Mr. Brown for the quarter?" "I told him, 'Thank you,' an' he said not to mention It, an I tried not to." New York Times. Lander Lnnaned at This. A good many stories have been told of what the Scots call "nearness," and other people something else, In Harry Lauder. Bo It was surprising, the other day, to see him photographed In the act of giving sixpence to a baby. The other evening he was laughing over a story that had been told him. Hero It Is; A certain duke was going to town one morning and the taxi driver took him a long way around. "Why did you take the longest route?" asked his grace. '.'Why didn't you drive through Hydo park?" "Cause Hyde park's closed," said the driver. "CIosed7 Why?" '"Cause Harry Lauder dropped six pence there last night and the park's closed tilt he finds lt"-Pcareon'a Weekly. Pot and Mlkr. Thoy were talking about the wonderful saying of the sons of tho Emerald Isle at a Washington club recently when Sen ator Charles E. Townsend of Michigan recalled an Incident that happened In De troit. Some timo since, the senator said, a party named Pat returned to Detroit after an absence that had extended over sev eral months. One of tho first to meet him was his friend, Mike, who naturally began to question him as to where' he had been. "ShUrc, Molke, an OI have been down In Ttxls," ansewered Pat, "an' It's mesllf thot's mighty glad to bo back agin." "Faith, an' Is that so?" replied Mike, with a thoughtful exprosslon. "An phat's me matter wia Ttxls?" "Everything Is the matter wld it." w. the prompt response of Pat. "Down wherr vi worruked tho fermomater marrukod wan hundred an' sixteen degrays In the shade." "Begorra, an' phot of thot. Pat" qulokly rejoined Mike, "they didn't make you worruk In the shade, did they?" fnitaueiphia Telegraph. I Editorial Sif tings Boston Transcript: Secretary Bryan proposes, to settle the trouble If he has to drench tho soil of Mexico with grapo JUICt. Chicago Reoord-Herald: Tho news that Immigrants show, onjondlng, a fondness for plo Justifies the hope that they pos sess at least one of the important quail, flcatlons for Amerlcanl citizenship. Washington Post: If the full-btood Ok lahoma Indian aspiring to become regis ter of the treasury gets Senator Varda man'a support, he will naturally have to pass up the finest scalplock In congress. Philadelphia Ledger: Now comes for ward u reformer who says that If he Is elected he will abolish poverty. Usually general prosperity among those who have nothing Is apparent before, not after, the election. Indianapolis News: Incidentally the senators should remember that most of their constituents are .staying on their jobs right through the summer with only the luckier ones getting a week or two off. And not many of them get $7,600 a year for It. either. Pittsburgh Dispatch: The enthusiastic reports say that the jewels displayed at the Stuyvesant Pish party amounted In value to $14,000,000. With that coirvlhclnr totat of precious stones and convertible assets, of course the evidence of Intel lectual development on that social occa sion was a negligible factor. Baltimore American: It Is one of the most Important and pressing duties of modern civilisation In towns and cities to abolish all death traps in the way of buildings where a number of people are gathered for any speclflo purpose. Tho resources ot tho age are equal to provtd ln facilities for safety, and .such hor rible holocausts as now and then shook humanity, ought to be barely within the range ot possibility, Instead of being as now not only possible, but also probable. Women's Activities """"""""" AH the world will soon be akin, as fr a education Is concerned, u mn h- lUndu girls, from kindergarten to col lege, aro following the same course of study as their American sisters. Dr. atary Ellis Patrick of Boston, pres ident of tho American College for Girls In Constantinople, who Is now In this coun try, says that she finds Turkish girls apt pupils and very anxious to learn. Norway has women policemen that are said U 1m satlstvuory. They are not encouraged In Germany, but London has women who do police work without offi cial position. A number of the United States has such policewomen. Mrs. Kate Waller Barrett says that gtrls that are reared In dire poverty are 100 per cent more likely to go tld than those who have had better opportunities. At the same time she says she does not believe that girls sure ever starved Into Immorality. ! Art ,n New W.k .vc "'raging $ . were oegun last were begun last fall. Miss Anne Morgan ana other women were Instrumental in encouraging the girls to deposit small sums throughout the year that they might be able to take a real vacation. Mrs. Josephine Preston, state superin tendent of the schools ot Washlnjton. has lived In, that stato for twenty years and has been city school teacher, assist ant county superintendent and county superintendent, having been appointed state superintendent last January. Her campaign was watched with interest In all parts of the country Her great hobby Is the Idea of making all the little one room buildings of a district contributory to a central high school building. oxl "Soclnllata anil "rrorlTe." OMAHA, Aug. 7.-TO the Editor of The Bee: Dr. W. E. Evans Is speaking kindly of the socialists. He has Intimated that thoy and the progressives are working with the same end In view. Aside from the surprising character ot such an as sertion. Dr. Evans' attitude Is Indicative of a radical change In publlo opinion. Once socialists were thought to be long, halrod, wild-eyed specimens of human ity, caring nothing for life and property, and totally devoid ot decency and self respect. The following from the Outlook will show that such views were not con fined to the "unthinking rabble." Socialists who teach their faith as both a creed and party Blatformware and necessarily must be bltterlv hostile to religion and morollty'They occupy in relation to morality and especially domes tic morality a position so revolting and I choose my words carefully that It Is difficult even to discuss It In a reputable paper. Certainly a more contemptible libel never saw the light. The private lives of 20,000,000 socialists dally gave It the lie. It was born of a diseased Imagina tion and a heart filled with bitterness and malice. And the pen the penned it was the pen ot Theodore Roosevelt. During the last presidential campaign Theodore, In addi tion, stated repeatedly that the success of the progressive party was all that could savo the country from socialism. It Is evident that Theodore Roosevelt and Dr. W. A. Evans, though In the same party, are not at all of the same mind, i The rank and file of the progressive party are undoubtedly sincere. They are earnestly endeavoring to solve many grave problems. But they are groping In the dark. They ascribe to Individuals the sins of the social system, hence would punish Individuals, Instead of strlktng at the source of the evils they would elim inate. I am an optimist. I am sure that nil but a few of the progressives will soon see socialism In IU true light. Then the mighty charger of San Juan hill will be thrown from his pedestal and forced to return to the republican fold or to es chew politics altogether. For the progressives will then be real progressives socialists. EDMUND It. BRUMBAUGH. A Illd Gospel. NORTH TLATTE, Neb.. Aug. 6,-To the Editor of The Bee: Let the Gospel light shine forth; In II Corinthians, 4-3, It says: "But If our Gospel be hid, It is hid to them that are lost" Paul had an experience of his lost condition, but ha did not know he waa lost when he with others formed a great persecution against the chUrch, aa In Acts, 7:M to 60 and chapter $1 to 5. The same Is true today. Men glory In persecuting the church and followers ot Jesus, though they make mistakes In trying to follow Him. Paul said men that do such an act are lost; but It was after his conversion. Now, tho same Lord that made such a change In Paul's life can make i change In men's lives today. A defamer of Chris tianity today Is no worse thin Paul. It ull comes from the same antichrist spirit When men are tilled with this antichrist spirit they will strut around and blas pheme everything that Is Chrlstllko and It makes no difference how hard It Is for a Christian to bear It. It was the same way Paul and his friends did. But there Is another mirror sldo of Paul's life. Let's look Into It as he holds It up by his strenuous living life. In Acts, 9, Is his conversion; he Is Saul now, but after his conversion ho was called Paul. In Acts, chapter 29, Paul tells Agrtppa his life before and after his conversion In Such way that Ayrlppa said unto Paul, "Almost you persuadest me to be a Christian." Paul's answer was, "Would to God you were and those that are with you." And that wish of Paul's Is the wish of all after their conversion. Paul In his defense did not run around to find out what some ono had 4d and done as an excuse for not accepting Christ as men do today. Paul reallted he must be saved, and I do be lieve If men were more Interested In their own salvation than they are In defaming the Imperfections t weak men, they, like Paul, would be a greater bless ing to humanity. Be not afraid to come up to the standard like Paul and there wilt then be no hidden Gospel to any poor man; no, nevor. CrRUB BTEBBINS. Kick Against Street Obatrttctlnn. OMAHA, Aug. .-To the Editor Of The Bee: Let ma register a kick tho way the railway company Is monopolizing tha streets where Jt robuilda its traoka. Leavenworth street was Impassable for Weeks on account ot street railway ob structions, and now Farnam street Is un dergoing the same treatment In other cities they do not let the street railway, or other publlo corporations, tear up more than two blocks of the street at a time, and make them rtpalr One stretch before they start work on another. Why can't Omaha do likewise? DISGUSTED AUTOIST. Good Times amd Bad Times. CHICAGO, Aug. To the Editor of The Bee. The ratio between production per capita and consumption per capita determines good or bad conditions. For example, estimate $10,000,000,000 as the value ot the average annual crop, and the surplus would be about $$,(00,000,000, but should our annual crop, through drouth or other misfortune, be reduced to $7,KX),C00,0CO. the surplus would be nothing, hence very hard times and pos sible panic. We have 106,000,WO people In this country. If through Idleness, short hours, or Inefficiency ot labor, production should be reduced 3i cents per capita per day, and through extravagance and reckless expenditure there should be an added waste of S cepts per day, making a total loss of 7 cents per day, or $2S per annum per capita. It would equal $2,600,600,000. an amount as great and as destructive aa a 76 per cent crop, A short crop Is Immediately noticed, and we locate our mlifortune at once, but apparently no one takss Into account a loss due to Inefficiency, and tha reck less and almost criminal waste of our people, which Is as destructive annually as would be the short crop. Our government cannot regulate and correct existing conditions: It Is up to the individual. It for the next year every American would do honest work, cease watching the clock and practice decent and sane economy, our troubles would be eliminated, and the muckraking press and tha political agitators would be a thing of the past. Will our people adopt a sane plan of living and meet the situation, or will thev cohtlnua to follow th pnitr,. nnw . - "tn ia h.u.wvu. u iiuii(, vur vuunirj Into further social and political revolu tion, or possibly something wo.-sn Every citizen should bear In mind that a nation la never better and never worse than the Individual units which comprise the com posite whole. If the units are good the national life will be good and peace will reign. If the units are bad we may look for nothing but disintegration, unrest and possibly anarchy. Tinkering with the tariff and multiply ing expenses In the maintenance ot our government, local, state and national, will add to, rather than take from, our existing unsatisfactory conditions. EDWIN H. CONWAY. Tabloids of Science Only one man. In 209 Is over six feet in height There are 9,000 cells In a square foot ot honeycomb. Persons with blue eyes are rarely af fected by color blindness. Edison says that the Inventive genius of the school boy should be encouraged by some recognition In the school curri culum. The new Chinese department of agri culture and forestry Is very largely manned by Chinese graduates of tho col leges of this country. A miniature force pump has been In vented In France to humanely force down the throats of geese the feed to produce the principal Ingredient of pate de fole gras. Earthenware pipes, built Into a con crete wall form a unique and safe storage plan adopted by a Belgian construction company for filing Its original tracings of drawings. Anvil Sparks The fat women get all the prickly heat In summer. But the thin ones get all the cold feet In winter. This would be a fine world If the men who hand out free advice would use some ot It themselves. A man who gets a knockdown may not amount to much, but he has It all over the lad who does a laydown. A man who has money Is always broko, to hear him tell It. When a guy starts yarning about how wealthy h Is, look out for him. Cincinnati Enquirer. St U To Reduce Friction is the secret of Motor Car Economy The Frost and Reduces friction to the minimum. It is not thinned out by heat ; never clogs in the feed pipes, and leaves practically no carbon. Atk yonr dealer about qottstky flljimf mA !m $. ! ... h Red Crown Motor Standard Oil Company (M-MA11A) Parcel mt ADVEBTISEM ENTS jj Ha 3sv9Sj MM7v rfnrHrW( K .Br J JnjjSBBSBsajaMei 3 fMME Lm M mmvmm , wZ!mm JtKm 1 vo reach country JHr sEr The city mor- JH&V m can or- Kff HaF dera 00 &Bt distance) Kfr T bo longer binders traao 4H Itb tQe PeopI out In tne hRrmKBH Lt them know VHVfflfwRHH what you can send them 7K bv paroel post and you jB8SB will Improve your busl- o7vmnH ness. Small Bee want ads fU PHfin wllleffect the desired re- fUJjJ Bk9H 040 Vat Ad Department BV The Beo Bncravtn; D HEI H partmsnt will make a w Bsi draw1nK and out thl Ladies' Department -iaSttc Hosiery, Trusses and upporU. nJjSfg" Sg?lia I "Bay ur targlcal tupplitt whtreyoar phyticlan huy hU" j GRINS AND GROANS. to start snother orop. Mrs. Grameroy When I married yu I thought you'd sown your wild oats. Gramtrcy-Wlth all your money, iU dear, It would have be,en a shame uu. "Why do you managers try your plays on the dog?" "BdaUse wo want to find v out If they can make a howling success.'VBaitlmurt American. She I never allow a man to kiss me unless we are engaged, but Ho But what? She Of course It need be only a 'sum mer engagement Boston Transcript "Much energy is not utilized. There ought to be some way of conserving the rays of the sun." "Ves; and look at all the energy that goes to waste In chewing gtlni. If w could only harness tho gum chewers. eh?" Pittsburgh Post "I always know those actors were a good-for-nothing lot." "Whtttn ill matter now?'' "Hero's one of the biggest stars com ing out putllcly to admit that he Is sup ported by his wife." Baltlmoro Ameri can. ONE DAY AT A TIME. Helen Hunt Jackson, One day at a time! That's all It can he No faster than that is the hardest fate And days have their limits, however we Begin them too early and stretch them too late. One day at a time! It's a wholesome rhyme! A good one to live by. A day at a time. Ona day at a time! Every heart that aohes Knowing only too well how long they seem; But It's never today which the spirit the darkened future without a gleam. Ono day at a time! When joy It at height, Such Joy as the heart can never forget, And pulses are throbbing with wild de light, , How hard to remember that suns must set. One day at a time! 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