4 HE BEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY AUGFST 5, lf)13. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE , As to Neopotiim. poTJonnn nr tWAttt nOflBWAfBU (lorornor Morohcad states an open Inr, for n little free advertising by do VirTOIl noSEWATKH. KPITOll BEE Bt'lUlko.'FARKAM A NIT fi'tlt Rni.r.ri l (Imihi DostofflCe second- ; Class matter. TKltMS OF SraSCKIPTION: '8unday Bee. one year J 2 i Saturoar Uee, one 'eAr i 55 ' Dally Hee, without Sunday, one year. 4.00 Daily Dee, and 8una. one year .w ' " DELIVERED Of CArtlUItn. ""' Evening and. Sunday, per month...... J k Kvenltur. without Sunday, per month.Ec flially lit: including Sunday, per mo.Ws tDally Bee, without Sunday, per tno..c ( Address all complaints of Irregularities fin deliveries to City Circulation DPt. , Hemlt bv draft. express or postal qrdor, ' payable to The Bee Publlshlnit company. Only J-cent stamps roeclved In payment jof small accounts. Personal checks, ex cept on Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted J ORFICES: . Omaha-The Be building. South, Omaha. SJIB X Street Counqll Ulutfsli North Main Street. t.lncoln-26 Little building. Chleafeo-901 Hearst building. Sw York-Room XlW, S3 Fifth Ave. St Uuls-KB- New Bank ot Commerce. Washington 7 Fourteenth St.. f. v. rCOnHE3rONUI2NCP. Communications relating to news 'and editorial matter should be addriirfed Omaha Bee. Editorial department. JULY CIRCULATION. 50,142 etato oi Nebraska. County of Douglas, s: Dwight Williams, circulation manager of The Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn, says mat w ""-"J "r.vx circulation tor the mojjtr. i of J"'i.,mS' was W.Ut DWiaHTULLWMS. Subscribed In my presence and -worn to before mo ftAim. (Seal. Notary Public 3nb)icrller . lenvlnit the city temporally ahonld hare The lire mailed to them. Address vrltl be changed m often " requested. The hero business 1b usuallr short- livcJ. ' Chcpr up! laat fo'rever. July, weather cannot clnrlng his unalterablo opposition to nepotism In office, arid points his democratic finger to two or three coses of republicans, thus doubling up for tho family on tho payroll. Tho governor need not, however, assume suporlor vlrtuo for his party, for tho nepotism evil has been Just as fla grant, if not more so, with democrats as with republicans. In the last leg islature n bill designed to stop nepo tism, Introduced by Representative Smith of this county, at the sugges tion of tho editor of Tho Deo, was Bnuffed'out In the democratic houso, chiefly by democratic, votes, with nothing to indicate that tho demo cratic govofnor favorod it or exerted any influence in Its behalf. While speaking of nepotism in offico, Jet us call attention to the fact that Omaha's proposed now homo rule charter tor the first time In any city so far as wo .know puts tho bars up ngalnst It bp making first degree relatives ineligible to take ap pointment under any city officer. Wol!, Doc Friedmann has a Jot of fun out of it, anyway. , The, wcathor, .though, Is not soc tlonal, but a national Institution. U, Yes butVhat becomes : of Brutus in that great play of Julius Caesar as Btagod by our ambitious Water board boss? Yob, but it ought not to be nccos s&jy for California to indulge in a deadly, riot In ordor to keep, on tho first page. Now that ox-Councilman Funk- housor declares tho gas franchise Corn promise all right, - lot- all' further sebata cease. ... Tho new. poet MvreMft of England Is a physician by profession ana will have the chance of giving tho kins some of his medicine.' ' . A Nfthrasko vouth haV. cemrjlotalv Scoverea 'Tram a broken neck. It takes a -w'ole lot to few one of our home-grown, corn-reds. , . Ak-Sar-Ben's New Leaf. In "vlow ot its original demand for a clean streot fair, Tho Deo finds special satisfaction in tho announce ment of Secretary Weaver of the Doard of Ak-Sar-Don that ho will In vito as censors representatives of tho clergy, the press and the public serv- Ice board to inspect all the street fair shows on the opening day this fall. That is n fair proposition in connec tion with Ak-Bar-Den's official em bargo against objectionable features Now, lot all this bo as widely ex ploited ovor tho state as has been in tho past tho odium of certain ques tlonablo attractions. Tho Board of Governors and Secretary Weaver havo gone to great pains to Beo that Looking Backward .misDayittOraalia COMPILED FROM DEK MLXA AUGUST n. ina; ILE5 J Twice Told Tale? A Jnatlfled Kick. At a recent social session In Mount Holly, Surrogate Joseph Huff, of that place, told ot an Incident which convinc ingly demonstrates that some kicks are eminently justified. In a certain section of Jersey, so ran the story of the surrogate, there Is a village grocery store, where, besides salt Thirty Years Ago A large attendance, wltnt-ssed tho lay ing of the cornerstone of the Knpllsh Kvangelleal Lutheran church edifice nt Sixteenth and Harney. In his remarks Rov. O. P. Stelllng. pastor of the church, and prunes, everything may be purchased declared that It was twenty-two years I from a collar for a pet rhinoceros to a to the very dav since the first corner- Procket wheel for a pianola. Together stono of the church was laid on lower wlh this tho grocery store is tho lbcal Douglas street now part of the site of Postofflce. tho Millard hotel, where Its first pastor A few days ago a farmer entered the was Rov, Henry W. Kuhns. For tho "tore with something on his mind, and present edifice Augustus Kountzo. one ot after taking a fresh chew of tobacco to the original members of the congregation fortify himself, he leisurely approached and still a member, though living In New the counter. Tork, proposed to contribute dollar for "Look here, David," he complalnlngly dollar any amount raised toward the remarked, addressing- the proprietor. "1 building in Omaha. In recognition of his ain't klckln' none, but hain't ther some generosity the name of the church was w-ay that yo kin kind o sepperate yer changed to the "Kountse Memorial,'" as grocery blzneas an' yer postof flee bimess a memorial to his father, Christian I o thct they won't mix qulto so much?' KountzeT "Thero you go cotnplalntn' ag'ln The Union Pacific folks are arranging Joshua!" responded the grocery man. for an exposition of Nebraska-grown "What's achln' you this time?' wool at oUr own stato fair at tho Boston "No hard feellns, David," rejoined National Woot and Cotton exposition and Uncle Jpsh, "but t'other day I got some the Denver exposition. " ' . pottage stamps hero Jes' arter Jake George A. Custer post, Grand Army of I Smith got two gallons o' lie, an' every the Republic, will meet hereafter In their one o' them tasted o' kerosene." Phlla- new hall over Gladstone's, between Thlr- I delphla Telegraph. teenth and Fourteenth, on Douglas. At the residence of Colonel Jonn II Independence Furey last night was celebrated the "a,K Dl1'" Haywood, In one of his golden wedding of his father and mother, IIald" speeches to the Patcrson striker, Mr. and Mrs. Connell Furor. Bam Another Interesting similar event was "l want tno women strikers to have the the celebration of the twenty-fifth anr.i- Independent spirit of a lady 1 used to versary of the wedding of Captain B, H know. This lady had a neighbor who had Palno and wife. Captain Paine being for Prospered. The neighbor, a very spiteful over fourteen years an employe of tho "ort or aI1 h'r Prosperity, said to my Union Pacific. friend one day! Mrs. A. A. Gibbon, her daughter, Miss " 'l fe youre .sUll your, own washer- Ida, and son. Martin, left for a two woman, k at. , lieBeesHfetS oxl months' trip through Wyoming and Utah 'Yes,' Kate aiiswered cheerfully, but. thank goodness," j haven't yet been re duced, to playing nurMmald to a. poodle dog." Newark, Now. . A "Musical 'lMnsrlnrlst. Victor Herbert, the eminent, composer. sold a pianist who was Twenty Years Ad Dr. Bomers, health commissioner, con ferrcd with members Babcock and Alkln and President Powell ot tho Board of Education as to the dry closet system at Kellom school, which was condemned as I ,al ot ft musician whose work he dls- harmful to health. '"e: . ' Julius Durster had his rlsht la? hurf,1 I "The prophecy 'that was made about good raiut is Kept in tno now order I in two places In a trlehdly wrnstlo with this chap lnihls boyhood' has come, .true of things and they are entitled to a fellow worker, W. B. Walker, who won "In.hls -boyhood, fcou .know, his mother Mitminjniii. nn,i r.nnw Mn crnm.ltho match. The men wcro emDlovea of I said to him': Ul l,il.llUklUl, 1. . 1 V. OUl'L.W.V. U P. . I . - I . . . . . ..i... . . . v. , i . .. , ,.r-tu i i- . . . i i , , , , . . . , ., ,,,,,, i vniiBuier-fjuscn urswing company, i ucp ucu u. remarKDio cniia. a bllng, no graf to, no obscenity, noth- The M,embly of he perfect' prodigy, in fact He remembers ing accent toias navo a ngnt w ou- Knights of Labor decided to give a plo- every tune.Jio hews.' ject to mat is wnat is demanueu in nia at gourtiawi oeacn August 19. behalf of nil tho sUbJoctB in the Saj Hutchinson, traveling passenger agent or tno union Pacitio, returned from Philadelphia, where Mrs. Hutchinson died and was burled. city Attorney connell arrived home it's certainly valuable. It will nrotkabiv Onn nf h vnnnif mnn whn wnh nl """ """."'" "mu,D lu BKO,"1' m alter yoars a rf - w i nnrt or tno mnnin. Mast nr nis timn ra-i Kuprrni iwn,u.iiiii .i,.:n . . . . . , . ,1 . ..-..,...( wvt.ivwv.. uiuuo-lvUIUUniU cnampionHHip ui mo wvaiuru lonaia cently had been taken up with the case tournament in Chicago failed In the of the Pullman Car company, which the flnnla nt ttiA National fllav finnrt OW was trying to force to pay Its taxes, ,,,. ,-.,,. ,t,,. J. W. Thomas, receiver Of the Amor- tournament In Omaha, whllo another ,cftn bankf Mclved niItructonB Who got Into tho semi-finals at Ohl- from tho state capital at Lincoln to wind cago went out in the fourth round In I up tho affairs of that Institution Imme Omaha. dlately. kingdom of Qulvora. Omaha' on the Tennis Map. Wall Wall I V.., ,V.) , present ""Isn't that a-very-are an'dvaTuaUle faculty?' Ma mother asked. It Isn't rare,' said the pianist 'but Aimed at Omaha Blue Springs Sentinel: The secretaries of the State Board ot Health have agreed to resolutions which means the abolish Ing of the common cup at communion It will not do to assume a finality Ton Years Ago of comparison, but thews clrcum- The paso of the Chicago. Great Western .ftM.. in,. u ,m. etanccs nt least suggest something of against tlie Union Pacific to force an th(lt everybody will have to take his own ,tho standard of tennis played, In the S, T. botUe to church and can drlnk trom thttt Omaha tournament 'and DorhaDB of IU 1 ' ? federal court be- Rna If ho can have in tho bottle what he Miv Z.lv?oM. B, ,V,aw Yv," a?,HMU.n?".W,.l.h deilro4T One. minuter at Omaha ha. re- the,, place ls, city rlghUy hQW ;On B. Kellogg, the "trust buster." opening belled,. against, the order of the secreta- 'the toanls'man. 'r the argument for tho Great western, ,or w tl-U Theftfansa City Boy' ScouU' have found, (Something to 4oJn .looking for their missing Bcout master. Who ays it Is all an Idle fad 7 Take npto (hat the propbsod home rule charter, for 'Omaha, nails, down tho heat unit aUndard for gas by putting It right In the charter. On his seventy-third birthday John D. Rockefeller Bays ho Is still a boy, Wonder what that youngster would 4b to us If ho ever grew to bo a man. What has been' dono about tho fire Irll In factories since that last hu man slaughter1 In Now Yorkyor has the force ot the grim warning- so aoon died awayf ' A hypercritical seer says the eaglo design on our HO" gold ploces Is an Imitation of an ancient Egyptian coin. That's all right, come on with your eagles., "And this ls,-l?ot pimply a sudden whJch .hWh!.,0In,,ra.' co?n'f' J? obey the order. One would think though burst of fame. Omaha, has enjoyed hn 5;idte Commanded TZZTJf'1' similar dlsuncuon tor many yoars. the field for the Overland, returning the ' " r It has dovelonod Bomd crack tennis fire of the enemy with heavy shot Wayne Herald: Proof that the world nlayora of Its own and It has enter- Tn8 latest Bulletins rrom tne rront in is growing better Is found in tho recent . k.r;f.Am. Kvnnt i " vuimi'bh i eviuence ot gooa iseung Deiweon wncom 'uu" w ""'"" rnllrnada over tha Interehaneeablo mile- n , m, nr.ln.,l ft-n 1 I - ' " - . t - 14 'III .WHiniilH fliU Wlt . hiiivh rvr Clay courts aro Known, us ub piaycra, ago books Indicated the possible lnstalla- undlng dtlsens from Lincoln and repre- far and 'Wldo. tlon of a S-cent passenger rate. Presl- Bentatlves ot each city expressed sentl- k mturg.lnn rnrontlv dnnorlhnd dent Bttckney of tho Great Western has rnsnts of warmest friendship. It Lincoln . Ywv-atf . ... I " , ..... rucn a pion unaer ravmnKui unu wan bjj omai,a havo come to do aoio to put .... - . ' II "" wnero people hub no ume r vy tors. .h.r wih uindiv interest they have That, of COUrto, IB only half true, The Reynard & Oak, an Omaha firm, landed Lnnda distinct headway In lifting, .tho city Is a workshop or industry ana me contract or ouiiamg mo m un- standard or civuixation, i... ..... ......i, tain sanitarium for sis volunteer sol- tirUBJJUIJ, uui uv . ' , . M. Hnrln. H. Tt.. which railed ty M. A ,ln.. .... 1 m s. 1 f - I I1UXUI1U1UI1 A&CISMM tho Kiudiy spirit or piay ana enter- . ftn .oendltura of t330.us. it was i. h.w hrtr.Med hv a woman tains' Its Bharo of assemblies both on i bo a group of twelve buildings, com- hl. congregation because his ties do business and ploaauro-bent. Pflslng the hospital. not suit her. Hero wo have one of tho News reacnea tne city irom iiicbko rensons why so many men are leaving of tho sudden death there of John H. ,,. fniniatrv nml whv so many others aro Onrtenoy in Politics. Beebe, formerly a traveling represonta- refusing to enter It People will pry Into t r t.k .miniitn. tlvo for The uee. n once resjaea in minister's nrtvato affairs wno wouiu n,U,ny ni.nrniMllk ,f ,,,. Lincoln, where both he and his wife were nev r Mtik ot interfering wlth"tho per Uon'8 pre-election promises, It might popular. Mrs. Beebe was Promt- nat rights of aw other ctUzen. seem nnom&ious to nay wiai uq nent In. social and musical circles. Olass-WllBon-Bryan-Owen currency If It Is alt right for cabinet offl drs to spend their vacations lectur tag" ?or money, then why, not divide the honorB,ra'ndS'efohlsIteB and hot lot one cabinet officer monopolize them? ; bill tends to project American finances Into politics, and yet that Is what competent judges say of It. Former Comptroller of the Currency Charles 0. Dawes ot Chicago, one of the acknowledged financial exports of the country, says: If this bill Is passed our banking sys- So lt'8 to be not only a star-chamber, but also a gag-rule demo cratic tariff. Itemember how the t democrats used to denounco repub , llcan party measures on this score T Those democrats are surely look Ing for trouble as a consequence ot their tariff tinkering and currency churnlnsi.prv-they. would, . pp; this early be accusing tho republicans ot rolling the water. The Baltimore Sun observes that, while Talleyrand, tho master diplo mat, could keep silent In seven lan guages,' Henry 'Lane Wilson ' talks himself to death in ono. But this is the day ot gr&pejulco and Chautauqua diplomacy. What are promises between na tions? Well, Turkey mode a-pledge of decent government to the several ppwers ot Europe which Idly let Tur key repudiate . Its pledge, and eati mates put the cost, at about 360,000 Uvea. Tnat is the answer in ono case? It fa suggested that Beoretary Bry an's, explanation that ho.-necds the money was, an act of selNsacrlf Ice on his part to draw the boff ire'just then being centred 6a Attorney General JHclleynoJds. It that Is the case, It is up to Mr. McReynolds to show bU gratitude In some fitting manner. In People Talked About Hastlnars Tribune: Tho way the Omaha voters snowed under thoM tornado bonds waa most shocking. Manuel will have a bagful of Portu- a-uese earth to stand on when married. It isn't every monarch that can take his kingdom with him when traveling, Mrs. J. M. Jtoblnson of Brunswlok, Me., MuHiall'sMudhaul Boston Transcript: After Colonel Mul hall had seen a public man's photograph tam la acaln nroJected into politics. If ' h.dvtnr . Umon that In a newspaper, ho felt as intimate with one.wuW.know what this, mtan to thi mea,ureB nine Inches around tho long hint as If they had been boyhood chums. pusinos ana prosperity oi iue nuimn ivi i WJJ anij ajght and one-half Inchei tne pniiaaeipnia jjeager. jaumau him read the financial history of tho 1 nh,p v. nolly want more Integrity in public life United fitatis from UM to UW. , . . ... . m. ... irri.t but each demanded a contract for $10,000 It would Beem all but Imposalblo "'-V 'lemxo hail th, time of th.lr before making revelaU0M. This 1. what . ilj . m il. " ?. II- rauan bv Vtirrnrv" Mfrirm. mar inn iramura tu luu uuuuiuic uur i.,.. .nitinnaK niinArt fhm tn i i - a it I C nusu tt-v. rency act could be insensible to the run his engine twenty miles through nrobable effect ot the raoasure. and Granite canyon, Colorado, a most altfl wo know from thel tawn tins thai Fut undertaking. t ninrn h. Alison uunnmgnam. tne agea nurse oi v , ' .i . - i Inobert Louis Stevenson, widely known finances of tho nation Into party pol- to counUMi children through the book itlcs. But tho present admlnlstra- 0f poems, "Child's Garden Verses," ded tlon Is Blow to hood advice Ab a tested to her by the famous writer, died historian. President Wilson, of recently at Eainourgn nrAHnfnn thn .iMlratn rftlft- VoUw at th primarte In thft Twenty Uon,a natlon'a; qredlta bear to 1U ' ZIh. Mulhall ha., letter, and other -.a.." . I . fc.. I '"-wm m- ' - I Jk MiMsna IW.n linnAI4 tMrtBIt fT t Tl A INI. Btaoillty ana prosperity, a party ft baUot eighteen feet long. The rush for ""v""'"""' 'T' V,: 17 . whose financial policies have never tho legislative bargain counter rival, a been successful can afford to go very Saturday stampede for Coney. alow In throwing the delicate cur- very Da". W5 year, old, died at his reucjr luocunuuui vui ul 4Mv. . h.lUvart to h. th only urvlvor nf tha reform; Indianapolis New: Considering the amount of time that Colonel Muinau spent In Washington and, how busily he circulated while he was there, it is ai most surprising that so tew eminent statesmen ever saw Or oven heard of him before the lobby investigation began, Now York World; Oscar W. Under wood's response to Colonel Mulhall'. ref erenccs to himself would carry mora weight If It were made In soberer lan menu that he makes. He represented conspiracy of manufacturer, to control congress. He and hi. associate, put upon paper very freely their hopes and fears as to various members. Whatever they S. i w I ,r 0n,;.irT ,Li i 1 "lay have said of Mr., Underwood, the Black Hawk war. He attributed his long I J": . ,, Our new ambassador to Berlin, ,0 hi. t.mperat, ways, never having ,,.u r;,!" " h" n m.u " a. A I f a ...lit. A I ..J ... II.m ll.ii... I jusuce uerora, aissaustiea who. we uu v h-v.-. Springfield Itepubllcainl "Cheap .kate' embassy hOUSO, asKB congress to levy xjourseui, wno w reraea oy mo u n blt Qf CUPrent ,Uing which serve, to a registration fee ot 810 on all Amor- French the "rBJ t0 dviop the Idea of deIcrlbe Marlm M. Mulhall. chosen agent leans traveling abroad to raise funds V' rrrtMrZn ot i Nationa A"c,nt M1: for embassy quarterB. Our good am- a oautnter wno 0w tew u"rT n" """ bassador is altogether on the wrong francs a yeor In the shape ot one-thlrd COmmitte n Washington. Ha wrote to tacK. It more money is neeaea, v. - hi. employer, of seeing this public ma what he wants in to follow the illus- Sergeant Kuertx won a wife, and a and that one, telWnr dally if not hourly rln Tn.mnU of hla chief and take no.u,e n .Me' drinking of the prodigious Influence he was eser .1 : , thirty Pints or oeer cerore breakfast at clslng In shaping public affairs In the way w iuo imuuna Vie.u.uiui. a restaurant at Ueslau. Gemany. and thosa who hired him would like to have afterward, to show his steadiness of) them go. It Is to the shame of those No insane persons should be kept hand, he registered seven hits out of who paid Mulhall his salary that they at the county Door fafm except for wn no " l an ww-yanj target. were so easily imposed upon. Their .i,,,! I Occasionally a newspaper man takes 1 credulity luvUd the Imposition which it temporary detention awaiting ro- th8 ,)ovator wUh en0UKh chtBR ,n proa. pnAmti-nci how attenuated the thread moyai to t tne aiaiq insano no.pitaia, i pect to tip the conductor. Bdward It That la the intent of tho law, and! Mahoney, city editor of the Chicago Jour- that Is common sense, but It does not V" he top noor of the sani- contemplate holding fifty Insano in- !.""Ur, ViVn. n- mates there at a time for an indetl- c-lympua or the Blarney stone, what will ntte period. i he do with an the money! In the Mntter of "P'luta." OMAHA, Aug. 4.-To the Editor ot The .Beo: "I don't see no p'lnts about that frog that's any different from any other frog," said tho ensual wayfarer as he wandered Into the Calaveras drinking place and commenced the episode which Mark Twain Immortalized. The lineal descendants of that casual wayfarer seem to have gathered In Qmaha for the pur pose ot taking part In the discussion ot the pending gas franchise. And they can't seo "no p'lnts about that franchlso that's no different from any other fran chise," and with the peculiar penchant of their class, they oppose It just be causo It's a franchlso. One of the "p'lnts" they dwell on Is tho matter of Income to the company Members of the Ileal Estate exchango make great todo over the Inordinate profit of 6 per cent the company seek, to gain. I can recall onco hearing one ot the bellwenthers of the Ileal Estate ex chango say In course of a private con- ersatlon that he would not touch "any proposition" that did not net him at least 20 per cent and that he did not then havo a piece of Omaha property that wtis not paying him better than 20 per cent. I know another real estate man who loss than six years ago was working, on salary for an Installment book concern, but who Is now driving nis own automobile about the city, and It's not a cheap machine, either. Another concern of real estate men advertise that It will guarantee' Investors 7 per cent net: and the list might bo strung out to an Inordinate length. The "p'lnt" is: Is a man a nntriot when ho seeks to make 20 per cent on real estate Investments, and a criminal .when he Invest in gas stock and asks for 6 per cent? OLD FOGY. ' The Point In the Coincidence. OMAHA, Aug. 4. To the Editor of Th Boe: I was greatly Interested In your ro- pnnung m your editorial Sunday of, an extract from, the report of the officials of tho Eastern railroad of 1S51. but it lost much of its point by misstating that xne juiatern railroad Is now tho rsontnn n AiDany. Tho Eastern railroad wa thn nriim.i iacior in the present Boston ft Main oxuiem, around which recent crlilnl has been so bitter that It drove Charles K. Mellen first OUt Of Its manacamant and a little later out of the presidency of vno inow xork, now Haven & Hartford, that had bought the Boston & MnJn Tho point in the resurrection of the con- puions in 1K1 is that thev ara nr.rl.l the same and with tho same railroad in 8. V.. WIfHTTTT Editor Boston Journal of Education ow A'ne Illinois Central Sfani!n. 'from which extract wts taktn. tiiuniy lor statement that the road had oecorae part oi Boston & Albany. ThontrhU of n Soldier'. Wife. "t-tlAWKA, Neb.. AUg. . To tha iBen: This letter box seems to be a great piace to get things off that seem heavy on your chest; sp here goea to relieve mine o nine, i nave noticed many articles in regard to pensions, and somo people are 'so enthulastlo about old soldiers and no loyai to tho defenders of the courjtry an(J want all the bid soldiers to have omi. slops whether they ever had a scratch or a oniu wnue in we army, and every little while an Increase of pensions, even while many or them are living In a soldjers home at the expenoe ot the government. And all this money that has been annm. prlated to soldiers to go to Gettysburg to have a reunion Bnd even to the once hated, and despised, opponents, the confed erates, makes me tired and more than tired, too. when I think and know of sol. aiera .who served In the war, -whose ser vices were accepted and nald for anfl wr honoraby discharged and are old and crippled and In soma case, poor, who nave never oeen anie to get a pension on account ot some little technicality In re- gara to Being sworn. In. The bill giving them a military standing so theycould be pensioned could havo passed In congress when Joe Cannon waa speaker, but. for th reason that he was opposed to It and would never let it come up for discussion. There seems to be nothing doing now to help out these old soldiers and ere long they will be whero they will not need any help. Some have already passed on who hoped and hoped tn vain tor a little as sistance to soften their lot In life. One poor old bachelor used to come to our houso regularly to nee If anything waa done yet for him. His only support was from singing war songs In stpres and on the street, and taking up a collodion; he carried his few old rags and song books in a grain sack. If a man can get wings for bravery, he has his now for wo know when he 'ceased to come that, It was all over with' him. Another went to Montana to get some land In his old days, but could not stand the vigor, or the -climate", so he tod- has gone to a better land, .So they are-passing one by one. My husband' has been a cripplo for twenty-three years: ha. poor health and ha. simply given up all hopes ot a pension after trying for twenty-fiv year, to get the disability removed. 81eeplng on the froxen ground, standing guard day and night, eating hard tack and wormy bacon are not very conductive to health. So he Is almost nn Invalid. I was 10 years old when the war was raging and have picked bark from the rail fences many a day for fuel; that be ing tho only avallablo thing to burn, all the men having gone to war; and at nights the soldier, would shoot around the hoUse and we Would drop Under the windows to avoid the shots. They would tramp through the house, steal every, thing they wanted and order my mother to cook for ihem. They were "Johnnies," but not the kind I married, who Is as loyal tb his country's flag that he will not even make a tuts about a pension and the more than useless expense ot sending them back to Gettysburg to celebrate that bloody battle. It will be only a short time until all the old soldiers will be dead and buried, and the time to show appreciation Is while tlfey are alive. A few flowery words and an Inscription on their monument, if they even have any, and hard times for the poor, old widow that Is left will never make up for the substantial relief that should be thrlr. while they are alive and can feel. What I havo written I have written, Belah. A -SOLDIER'S WIFE FOR FORTY TEARS. THESE GIRLS OF OURS. Adam (In the suburbs of the Garden of Eden) Now, Eve. you surely aren't Bbfug to clamor for olothes already! Eva (tearfully) You know very well, Adam, I haven't had a decent thing since th falliwudge. '"That huiihnnd nf m!n nlwavs rata thlnsrs twisted." Indcud?" "Yes. I sent lilm for soda crackers and he came back with pretiels." Cleveland I'laln Dealer. "Whv won't vnU hnv itnmethlnir at m V table?" demanded the girl at the charity fair He.eAUius T nnlv hnv fmm th hnm.lv girls," said the man. . "They have a harder time making sales." ins gin was not oirended, ana he worked thUs ris-ht riawn tha llnp Mw York Herald. "What sort of girl Is she?" Well, let mn n. Pan vnti n!ptnr In your mind's' eye, forty yearn back, a girl sitting at an old-fashioned piano the tw?lU:hf?''8,VeCt AUce' Ben Bo'1' "Sure, I can. 'Ah, beautiful, beautl "Well. ! that's tha Dlcture of trrand. mother, and Elsie doesn't take after grandma a bit." St Louis Republic. Edna What do you think of tts eucenlo weddings? Edith I d rather marrv one nf thns rich bid fellowa with only one lung. Judge. George Rudolf, go down stairs and got me some excelsior. Rudolf Excelsior! What's that? GeorKe You know, that stuff that looks like hay. ituoou on, that long sawdust! ENGINEERING. There's many an expert engineer With tripod chain and compass Who can determine boundary line. And settle many a rumpus; But does there exist an engineer If so, he mhst bo a daisy , Who can locate the line that Is drawn drawn pretty fine Tha line twlxt tired and lazy. Tho colleges send forth engineers Who determine points to a fraatlon Kor tho greater the growth of tho universe. . Tho greater demand for exaction! But Is there a polytecnlc school That can ever produce a student Who can determine the line that lies . Twlxt the cowardly man and tht prudent. There's many an expert at measuring space. At finding points of digression: If they were lined up In parade they'd make An exceedingly long processlorir , . But rould we find one in that lengthy line ' , Who of knowledge had gained a suf ficiency TO locate- the line that's been hidden so Thel0lne 'twlxt bluff and efficiency1. The surveyor of land has a task to per form That requires most exact Information, The lawyer has hair splitting points to discuss And to settle beyond disputation But lives thero an expert In learning profound . And boiling over with wisdom. Who con locate .the lines twlxt the bad and tho good That llo deep In the human system. Omaha. BAYOLL NH TRELE. Tim Bust Foosi'Drm'k Lunch at Fonntminm of fact that ran through Mulhall'. big stories, all can see. It is a pitiable exhi bition. Business men ot yense relied upon the National Association .of Manufactur ers and are learning with amaseraent of the foolishness that was perpetrated la their name. An Kxnmple; "Worth While. Pittsburgh Dispatch. Mrs. Bryan will can her own preserve., but it does not eem probable that the example wll bo strong enough to Induce Mr. Bryan's adoption of tt with regard to the Chautauqua lectures. HORLICK'S ORIGINAL GENUINE Avoid tmltailottaTako No Substitute Rich milk, malted grain, jn powder form. More healthful than tea or coffee.. For infants, invalid and growing children. Agrees with the weakest digestion. PujcnubntiOT.upbufldingthewholebody., Kcep it on your sideboard at home. Invigorates nursing mothers and the aged. A quick lunch prepared in a minute. The Best Train Least Disturbs Your Daily Habits All travel drawbacks are eliminated on tho Great "Western evening train for St. Paul and Minneapolis you can take dinner at home, spend a comfortable evening in tho lur urious club car, sleep In a cool airy berth as comfort able as a bed, and arise at your usual hour In tho morning, shavo and dress with plenty ,of room, take a cup of coffee in the club car or breakfast on the arrival in the city. Leaves Omaha 8:10 p. m. dally, arrives St. Paul 7:30 a. m., Minneapolis 8:05 a. rn. Use the Great Western and GET THERE FIRST. Day train leaves Omaha 7:44 a. m. and arrives St. Paul 7:20 p, m., Minneapolis 7:50 p. m. GST THERE FIRST ASIC P. F. BONORDEN, C. P. & T. A., 1B22 Farnam St., Omaha, Neb. Phone Doug. 200. there's the Great Glacier of thefeMhV&jlftttv. Oelklrlcs and every side, the eye HMslllllllllllHsMski talis upon scenes enchanting HpgY beauty. It's a wonderful place for VfcV 2s your vacation. There's Mt. Abbott HHF P"Vi ' " to climb Asullcan Glacjerand the F Caves of Nalcltnu and entrancing HK. walks, rides and drive, through sim QototheFadtloCouttbrouchth KIe f9K Canadl&nRocklM. BeeGlacltr.UanS, f (PajMiHPHB Lake Loulie, Field and Victoria via s.B.IHife llKll"llll7JiM .the Canadian Paclflo. I'll ftiggrnt .BHK1 VKfn'ftSfSK itineraries and mall you Tacifla BMrHst VmjftlHlalfw Coast Toon" if you write aTF mf WXUJF 1500 Farnam at. BRADBURY DENTIST SO Tsar. Batnc Offto PhoDa I)n s. Extracting SScVp rilllnga nuclp Orldgework . . t2-D Up Crotnu S2.BO Up rUtM .......... S2.0OU9 flsalnjc Teetb pptledl wltbont Plate, or nrldge. work. Nerve removed srlthoat pain. Work? guar antecd test jreara-