Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, August 02, 1913, Page 10, Image 10
10 TIIE BEE: OMAHA, SATURDAY, AUGUST 2, 1913. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY KUWAHD ItOBEWATBR VICTOR ROSKWATKR. EDITOR. BKB BU1LD1NO. FARNAM AND 17TH. Entered at Omaha postotllce aa second cltss matter. TBKXIS Of SUBSCRIPTION; Sunday Bee. one year (Saturday Bee, one year Dally Bee. without Sunday, one year. J 00 Daily Bee. and Sunday, one year.... I W Kventnar nd Sunday, per month... .Jg Dslly Bee. Including Sunday, per mo.Ro Address 'all complalnta of irregUlarltiM jng Great Drltaln to Jpln us In set n delivery to City Circulation Dept.- . t..-.i. . aSS?11? nostal order, half tho responsibility, which llnter- of small accounts. Tersons: checks. ex. cept on Omaha and uostern exchange, no; accepted, offices: Omaha Th Bee building. Bouth Omaha-2Jll N Street. Council Bluff-H North Main Btreeu Lincoln 26 Little building. Chicago SOX Hearst building. v..- n-., nee. nfth Ave. St, Louis 60 New Dnk of C0"1' Washings -7Z5 Fourteenth Bt.. N. COUUKai'ONDENCE. r.--..ii.i..iiina rsiatln. to nown ana ii.-i-i n..ttr -hould De aaarcHcu Omaha Bee, Editorial department JUNE CIRCULATION. 50,401 DwlSht wnUamsrcircuUtlon manager of The Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn, says inn tno ;- "jr: wa.w l l" DwiQHT wiluams. Circulation Manager. Subscribed in my presence and sworn to before . thU day. ofim (B.al.) notary i-umio. Unbscrlbera leavlnit tUo city terapomttlr should hnve The Ilea nailed to them. Address it HI be ehanffed na often aa requested. Alork the labor Unions down aa Voting "Yes" on early closing, The differenco betwoen Kansas I City, Mo., nnd Lander, Wyo is 107 degrees and frost. Tho real joy rider Is ho Who I arches up next to the driver early on the morning of January 1.- It must bo said for tho tottering! PnrtiKniMi. rnnuhltp. that It can Inttar long tlmo wlUiout falling. ADU JCL UU 1UU IIULIUU LUUl IUIJI A 1 A . ....... inlti ...M.. few of thoso clrls sittinir on tho rear .at nf mntornvclB fall off? Folks say. thouKh. that Ananias ot away with It all right until ho toaatcd of loving bis mothor-ln-law. It seomB that ten years with tho Manufacturers' association mado fomcthlng of a manufacturer of Mul ball. Tho new overseer of Zlon who kUsed sixty-three babies in ono aft-1 ernoon ougnt 10 inane an laoaitcanai- date for congress. i Hememuer last winter wnen you . .... . i called up the coal dealor and, kicked because he was slow delivering that ton of anthraclto? August has come, but to dato. no other city on the horUon wants to tako our high-priced Water board boss off our hands "Chile con carno Is still abundant In St Louis," saya tho Times of that city. So in that kind of weather, fudging from, dispatches. Omaha is to be a parcel post ter- mlnnl ininn In nlt nf lh nnrstiul tent opposition to parcel, post by our democratic United States senator. Nobraaka's blue sky law has be- come opecativo, but, Just the sanle, fee careful before you bite on any Mhome that is to mako you rich over n)ght. Stork Host Itouts Urlm Reaper. Head- line In California paper, meaning birth rata exceeds' death rate. . Which goes to show that the Japa nese Is not the only alien problem In California. t Walk not In the counsel of tho un sodly. stand not in tho way of sin- ner, sit not in the seat.of the scorn- ful and. young man. you are antl to keep out of mischief. Old. butlh.owovw strikes us as a mighty poor sound, advice. Does Joe Bailey's candidacy for governor of Toxas mean that he Is starting in all over again and may yet show up In tho senate In the now role of an ultra-radical T 8tranger things have happened. The official description of the workmen's compensation law to go on the referendum ballot has already been promulgated. The vote on this question is not to-epme until a year from noxt November, so what's the hurry? Still, the water and water front along which Omnha borders ought to bo here, as in other river and lake -f . I A..t bUkw.A.. a wnp, p. siw u'uojr mi- popular recreation and amusement Free ac- cesa to n fine body of water ought to be a valuablo asset to any crowded city. -i Under our Bertlllon system of .reg- jstratlon ''aa sue u administered," a Chinaman wno saya ne was norn in California may vqte here on the strength of hie word, but a native of Germany, Great Britain or Austria brought here in boyhood by his pa rents, though be swear to the fact on & stack of bibles, will not be perxnit te4 to vote till he produces his fath er's naturalisation papers. Mexico, Nicaragua and the Monroe Doctrine. Colonel Henry Wattorson in his C6urIer-Journnl Is vociferously im ploring President Wilson to throw tho Monroo doctrlno, ns now under stood, Into the scraphcap. Ho ad jures him to manifest "real states manship" by withdrawing and re scinding tho Bryan proposal for a protectorate over Nicaragua, and to bqjq hQ Mocttn problom by Invlt- disinterested and so Just as will disarm tho opposition In Mexico." Tho colonel's roasonlng Is decidedly interesting and worth quoting: We are no more answerablo for the government of Mexico than for the gov ernment of Bulgaria. Territorial con- tlgulty makes It highly desirable that we &Q what we may townra orderly govern- fnent. Bqt we cannot send a soldier along ... ..... . with every tourist who goes to Mexico, nor a squad of soldiers to police every Investment which our countrymen may have embarked In that perturbed region; even Senator Fall's mining properties. We must shinny on our own side of the nio Ornnde. Neither the Jingoes at large, nor the Texans In little, should be permitted to browbeat, or taunt us across that muddy strip of boundary. By way of ndvlco ho continues: We should send the memory of the Mon roo doctrine to grass and Us ghost to the boncynrd. There la not a shred of the "Doctrlno" left.. Ho who evokes It Is cither a declatmer or a dupe. We havo never pretended to observe It. Each tlmo we havo cited It we advanced Its pretensions. Wo denied It In the case of Spain nnd abrogated It In the case of Colombia. Mr. Bryan's proposed exploit In Central America commits us to a fcYlmj, nt pnnnll.lt n . A .iH f V. 1 1 a In. tent' and purpose. It reduces us from a statesman to a policeman. Meanwhile, hero Is Mexico a very real problem which will not brook delay standing at tho door. Let us repeat ourselves.' Let us try and Impress It upon all our readers that, If we undertake this work alone Wo play Into the hands of every Mexican faction. Each, driven to its last resort, tiin. tion on our wm bo but the signal for a combine of alt parties against the hated aringoos. That means not only war. but endless nnd nlmless war. onel waueraon is, pornaps, a miio unuuiy oxciiau, uui none in a less cloar-vlsloned. President Wll- i BOn howover, has not shown much disposition to accept tho Kontuck- lan b BuggesuonB in otner matters, and wo need hardly expect an Anglo- American concert to quell tho Mox ,cai aiscora. The Cold Facts. Tho public Is Indebted to Dr. Cook for tho candor of his admission that "polar oxpeditlonB havo bcon made with practical views In mind," and with the actual finding bf tho polo a secondary natter. uortain events suDsequcnt to ine doctor's own expedition "had given rlso to such an Impression, now con firm0d by his own statement Ono can readily appreciate the forco of nfl insertion that "tho pole Itself is of no uso to anyone, but has simply been a .means to an end with us," and, as It must strike moat people, yery lucrative end Perhaps if tho doctor had been as candid In the beginning he might have averted certain unpleosantrlea, and yet, of course, that would havo been at tho expense of tho more sub' stanttally practical ends. Tho public may fool, that, while It has waited long for tho cold facts In tho case, it BOOulfl lO nave mom ai mat. The Poor Man'i Fruit In another column we print a 'com- munlcatlon signed by all tho Whole sale iruit dealers or umana calling attention to tbe proposed tax on ban na" embodied In tho democratic tariff bill ana protesting against it The fruit dealers do not disguise the fact that they are themselves Inter cstei parties, but insist, and we think properly so, that the consumer, who Is for the most part tho poor man, Is the real person at Interest If the tax on bananas Is part of the. demo cratlc tariff program, nothing wo can sav will exert any Influence to change it. Taxing tho poor man' Iru" ana inUB increasing its price, to c&nT out th Please to reduce the nign cost or living, Fortifvincr the Panama. Thr controversy as to tho fortlflca tion of the Panama canal continues though with odds strongly in favor of fortifying, as urged from the first by former President Toft The two prime objocts in building tho canal as all agreo, wero the promotion of world- commerce, furnishing Jargor outlets to the united states and strengthening our naval defense. The latter contemplates tho ever-present possibility of war, In the existence of which for some years to como, most of tho profounder students of world conditions believe. Doth objects, then, .are to bo regarded as sound I ... . . " i caning lor BODpr response. How shall we strengthen our naval defense with tho canal If we do not fortifying It? Neutralizing it and throwing open Its advantages to be shared eaually by other nations. which might in time of war become our antagonists, will not' accomplish it One expert observer goes so far at, to say that nothing but the strong est fortification will prevent Germany irom seizing me canal, tdoso uuwlll Ing to share in so radical a belief must, at least, see the Inconsistency of our building the canal at an initial cose of $400,000,000, without in gome rational way Insuring the Investment Lookim? BacWati HiisDaVinOmaha COMPILED TROM BEE flLBS 000 S AUGUST 2. ? POO , Thirty Yearn Ago The corner stone of the old German school at Nineteenth' and Harney streets was laid with appropriate exercises. Henry rundt, president of the association, handled tho trowel, nnd addresses wero delivered In German by O. A. Haarman ftnd In KngUsh by Edward Rose water. The plat of Oakhurst street addition has been filed. This Is. the addition In which Hon. J. M; Woolworth has donated a slto for the now Brownell hall. As the mayor has refused to svrsar In tho new members of tho merchants' police force, the marshall gave orders to arrest any on duty, but found none. The Union Pacific base ball nine ha-i received their new uniforms. Mr. and Mrs. Edmund Peycke have the sympathy of their friends ov'er the loss of their Infant son. The weather's man's summary for July shows the top thermometer to have been W degrees, ond the mean temperature 75.6 degrees. Tho Union Pacific band has nccepted the Invitation of the city council to In augurate the opening of the new band stand on Jefferson couare Saturday evenlns. The Indians who passed through Omaha yesterday are camping out at Sulphur Springs, whero they expect to remain over Sunday, and in tho Interval mak ing a few pick-ups by exhibiting for pectators. Word from Secretary of War Robert Lincoln, accompanying President Arthur, put a quietus on the proposed reception at Omaha by stating that the preelden- tlal party would pass through the city at o clock in tho morning without bIod- Plng. Twenty Years Ago J. F. Martin of Youngstown. O.. took ohargo ofthe advertising for the Morse Dry Goods company nnd selected a per manent homo in Omaha. Deputy County Surveyor Howes and tils sister left for Chicago to visit a while at the world's fair, after which Mrs. and Miss Howes expected to go to Manttou for a visit. A dual wedding of exceptional social prominence was solemnised nt Temple Israel, the couples being Ml is Blanche Ilellman and Henry I). Sachs, Mlfs Ma bel Hellman nnd Dr. William Itoscnau of Baltimore, formerly In charge of Tem ple- Israel. Tho attendance was such aa overran the capacity of the church and Included representative men and women of all faiths, the Kplscopal clergy being prominently represented. The officiat ing ministers were: Dr. Leo Franklin nnd Dr. W. B. Friedman of Denver and Dr. Ilovenau of Erie. Pa., father of one of the grooms, pronounced tho benedic tion. The best men wero Charles Kahn of Cincinnati for Mr. Sachs and Fred F. Seltgsohn for Dr. Itosonnu. Miss Stella Hellman of Cheyenne nnd Miss Sclma Hellman. slstnr nt the bride, acted as bridosmalds. There was a large out-of-town attendance from east and west. Ten Years Ago Isaao Powers, jr., returned to Omaha from Alaska, where he went on business for Swift and Company, At Dawson, Cape Nome, nnd In southeastern Alaska he said he found business conditions very good. Tho foremost resource of the coun try, gold mining, showed considerable new activity, ha said. Chief of Detectives Henry Dunn, pro fessor of plstoloy of the police iarce, had his pupils out for an extra busy day of Instruction In the gentle art of using shooting Irons. He took them out In the suburbs for the exercise. Mike Klssune came near capturing the hero medal, that Is he almost shot a farmer plowing In the field at a distance. The farmer escaped and so did the target at which Mike was aiming, which Is why h nearly hit the farmer. One hundred native and naive Mis- sourlans came up from the inlands near fitanberry to seo the sights of a great city. They spent the day In town, the most bewildered lot of ruralists, but do lighted withal. They ran across several little features of city life that seemed to tickle them a right smart. The Pouglas county democracy he'd Its famous annual picnic at Pries lake, where there, was plenty of water. It proved to be needed before the day wa over. J04 Butler became one of the real heroes of the day by winning the fat men's raoe. People Talked About Now and then a brldegroom-to-bo lakes desperate chances to escape. Utah supplies the lntest example. He robbed a bank and broke up the wedding party. Rugene D. Button of New York Cifv has Just discovered that his former and divorced wife, to whom he has been Day. Ing alimony right along, became Mrs. Ed gar Dates Sharpe four years .ago. The Maharajah of Mysore, India, has Installed a $30,000 organ, manufactured In Ohjo. In his palace. His highness, who Is a skilled musician. Is said to be de lighted with American tunes, especially nana nunc A Chicago rube, who had the nerve to order "Crabs with sauce tartare," In a New York lobster palace, so offended the artistic sensibilities of the waiter that the latter vindicated gustatorlal ethics by slamming rube In tho Jaw, Education by force Is necessary In extreme cases. Mrs. May Hlldebrand of Decatur, Is the first woman to serve on a Jurg In southern Illinois. She responded to her subpoena, readily and sat through a five hour trial, tho only woman In the Jury box, listening Intently to all the evidence. During the trial smoking was prohibited In the courtroom. Loral option and county opUon aa well aj grape Juice didn't get a look In at the Lefevrn dinner In honor of Dick Metcalfe in Washington. Tuesday night In place of these Justly celebrated home guards, were "old Madeira, Itudeahelmer 1507, Brut 1900," and other Insinuating heroes of unnumbered bouts. The ab sence or tho home guards dldn t Pro voke a tear or a sob of regret. The British end of the estate of the late A. N. Brady of New York, consisting of stock In the British-American Tobacco company, will turn into the British trim ury about $1.0). 00a Death duties come so high in Britain that heirs are lucky If they get more than a sad, sweet lmlle. Governor Tener of Pennsylvania vetoed Hi bills passed by the legislature during !" months' soulon. By far th most painful feature of the slaughter was the havoc wrought among appropriations some $20,000,000 being lopped off by the executive cleaver In Other Lands War Tiiih In rrnce Tlmee. . Warlike budgets are the rule among the continental powers. Great Britain has not made material Increases for two years past, colonial contributions to tho Imperial navy being sufficient to main tain the two-to-one standard as against Germany. The latter haa secured a sub stantial Increase In the annual budget for military and naval expansion and has made an extraordinary levy of IWO.OW.OOO upon the wealth of the empire for mili tary defensive purposes. One-fourth of this extraordinary tax. payable In five annual Installments, goes Into the war chest at Spar.dau, the balance to bo de voted to Improving fortifications and equipment France Is striving to reach the pace of Germany, but Is content for the moment with an enlarged budget to meet the extra cost of three-year army service. The year's budget Increased from $SG8,000,000 to WO,000,0. Actually the budget totals $1,000,000,000, because the Morocco expense bill of $64,000,000 and other African military Items are carried In separate measures. In 'taly the mili tary expansion fever appears strong enough to warrant an appeal to the rich to bear the extra burden, on a plan simi lar to the German defense levy. Premier Glollttl's declaration In the chamber re cently Is regarded as a feeler on the rich, but explicitly exempted the "lower classes" from the promised extraordinary levy. Ofthe three nations Germany Is by far the best able to 'bear the extra burden. Thrifty France has more avail able resources, but It Is more evenly dis tributed among the masses, who are now taxed dangerously close to the limit. Italy Is least able to bear extra taxes, the masses being taxed sju.uw.uw a year on bread alone. Slowly but steadily militar ism abroad is moving toward national bankruptcy. An Exception to the Ilnle. t Reports of naval and military actlv Ities In Japan published by the sensa tion mongers of the American press, ap pear ridiculous In the light of the en forced economies of the Japanese gov eminent. War taxes to meet debt In curred and ordinary expenses are so high aa to leave the masses of the people scant subsistence. The necoeslty of easing the strain forced two changes of ministries within a year. The outcome of the changes Is seen In the budget for 1913-14, drafted by tho Vamamato ministry. Tho new budget Involves a cut of administra tive expenditures of $17,000,000 and the dismissal of 6,003 officials, a decrease la" the Imperial contributions to the colonial budgets of Korea, Kwangtung, etc., and $,000,000 Is saved by the postponement of continuing works onTthe Imperial rail ways. It Is noteworthy that the largest Items of retrenchment are In the mili tary and naval budgets 15,000,000 from tho one and $3,000,000 from the other. While the militarists hope to win back tho popular favor they lost In December last, there l no present Indication of their success. SIntlny of Stt1h fianrils. The picturesque Swiss guards of the Vatican are shedding the uniforms sold to have been fashioned by Michael An- solo, and most of them have retired from tho service because tho pope refused to grant liberties subversive of discipline. In tho estimation of triagazlne writers. and space fillers, tho Vatican guardB were second only to tho pope as a source of material descriptive and pictorial, and their loyalty to the Holy Father was assumed to be above and beyond the possibility of treason. Yet the chief mutlnlsts, expelled following the rejec tion of their demands, gave utterances to cries as offensive to the Vatican aa those fashioned In the throat of Roman radicals. The Swiss guard had Its origin In a treaty mado between Julius II and the cantons of Zurich and Lucerne, four conturlcs ago. By this treaty, promul gated at the instance of the SwUs Car dinal Schlnner, the cantons undertook to supply 250 able bodied men as a body guard to the pope. Every member must be a native Swiss, a Catholic, of legiti mate birth, under 25 yeara of age and unmarried. Each guard la entitled to a pension for life after eighteen years' service. He then receives one-half his pay, and after thirty years' service his full pay. The guards are compelled to follow a strict coune of military exer cises and gymnastics, Including foot ball, and they bass one of their . com. Plums upon una score, oemanaing a return to the original system of mill. tary Instruction. Militant AptlTttlrx. The remarkvjof a British general to a subordinate during tho Boer wor. "Don't prophesy unless you know," carries sug gestive force to the London editors, who. a few weeks ago, delivered an unsolicited eulogy at the Imaginary bier of the mili tant suffragettes. The eulogy was scarcely finished before the supposod dead came to life, kicked the lid off tho coffin and started out to scream, scratch. burn and bombard the government and all opposing Britishers. Between March 9 and July 7 of this year property valued at $57.i30 was destroyed In England and Scotland by Incendiary fires, all attributed to women suffrnglstB. The London Times, In publishing a list of these outrages, ad mlts that the evidence against the women has not always been strong. But the women arrested for arson have never proclaimed their Innocence; their only de fense haa been that the evidence agnlnst them has been Insufficient. The property destroyed Included' railway stations, pri vate houses, churches, cricket pavilions. race stanas ana one' castle. The largest number of these fires occurred In June, but a fair beginning has been made for July. Dispatches from week jto week how clearly that mllltantlsm Is a mighty live lFsue, and Is making the so-called, "cat and mouse. act a bit ridiculous. 3rrm!i-A merlrnn "LoynKy," Btrllners appear to be peeved because German-Americans have not strained their bank accounts by contributions to the extraordinary war levy of $i00,WO,0O0. The, Idea obtained at the German capital that Germans everywhere would make voluntary contributions to the fund. Som of them did. The German colony at Ant werp gave $75,000. Lees than $25,000 was received from the United States. Tills pittance from German-Americans con vinces Berllners that 'love of the father land Is moribund In the land of the free. That Is the long distance vlw. The truth Is more likely tn be that Americans of German descent are not admirers of war levies in times of peace. WlnnlnT Slmteur, St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Roumanla reserved Its fire and Bul garia Is pleading or peace. The hot spurs are no match for good marksmen who bide their time. oxl The Tariff an Ilnnnnn. OMAHA, Aug. l.-To the Editor of The Bee: You are no doubt aware that one of the revenue producing Items n the Underwood-Blnimons tariff bill now under discussion In the senate Is a tariff of one-tenth of 1 cent per pound on bananas Also that there Is considerable agitation among commission merchants all over the country against the proposed levying of the tax. We undersigned wholesale fruit dealers. as well ns the balance of wholesale fruit dealers throughout the United States, are vitally Interested, and have entered oUr individual protests through our senator and congressman agalpBt the tax for the good reasons that the tax will fall upon the consumer, and as the principal con sumer of thlhs wholesome fruit Is the poor man it means that such a tax will placo an additional burden on htm by It creasing the already high cost of living it must be remembered that bananas are one of the very few articles of food which have not advanced In price to the consumer. To place a tax on bananai when it Is Impossible to raise them in the United States for commercial pur poses seems out of all reason. iWe enclose a paper Issued hy the Ba nana Buyers' Protective association giv ing copies of editorials from a few of the leading papers of the country and to which we respectfully Invite your full consideration. Wo at? certain that you will find facts to bear out our statement, viz., bananas are the poor man's fruit, and If taxed will work a hardship on the middle and poorer classes of our popu lation, as with them the banana has bo come an absolute necessity as an article of diet, being nutritious and cheap. GILINBKY FBUIT CO., By S. E. Glllnsky, President. Q. ROSSO FRUIT CO.. By John Rosso. R. BINGHAM tt SON, By W. W. Bingham. TRIMBLE BROTHERS, DORIS & BANDA. B. BLOTCKY, by L. B. CHANEY-HUNTER-ROYER CO. A Pla-nrcr from FlsnreirvlUe. OMAHA, Aug. l.-To tho Editor of The Bee: The opponents of the gaa ordinance have no passion or prejudice against the gas company. Their local management have always been most kind and courte ous to consumers. We find noauit either with that company for seeking to moke a good bargain with the city, but we claim the right of citizens to try and get for our city as good a bargain aa we can for the gas consumers, conceding a fair and most reasonable profit to the company. We believe that as Minneapolis gets gaa for 80 cents and Des Moines has a rate of 90 cents we ought to have at least a rate of S5 cents. Our big-hearted mayor can see no de fects In the ordinance. He thlnkB only of the $030,000 bait, not of the millions we lose and which the gas company gains by getting a cinch on $1 gas for twenty more years. The gas company has sent out copies or the ordinance to all consumers and has attached a table of savings to them during the next five years of over $600,000 by gettlntr $1 gas, but they do not explain why they are spending many thousands of dollars to give away their money, uy continuing tneir tame tor tne next twenty years on the basis of 85-cent gas, I find tho consumers and the city will lose over $12,000,000 and, of course, the gas company will get the money as additional profit. The accompanying table la apparently correct and on the basis of only' E per cent Increase In consumption per year; If the Increase is greater the losses will also be greater.' D. C. PATTERSON. Accompanying table sets out estimated consumption of gas for twenty years, computing at IS cents a thousand, an ag gregate of $5,204,000, to which Mr. Patter- con adds twenty years' interest to bring it up to $8,811,000 and then adds $1,702,000 for South Omaha, $800,000 for other'sub- urbs, $1,760,000 for uncollected occupation tax and arrives at a grand total of $12,- 923,000. v McAdoo's Bluff Chicago Inter Ocean: The Wilson ad ministration Is now headed, straight for failure with Its most, Important measure. Mr. McAdoo, who knows what Is wrong, should endeavor Jo correct the error In stead of reviling the trustees who rctuie to sacritloe their trustors to make a Bryanltlc holiday. Kansas City Tlmei: Secretary Mc Adoo's advice to bankers to hpldy onto their bonds undoubtedly is wise. If any considerable number of thim undertook to sell they would find, few buyers and a big slump In prices wuld be Inevitable. Doubtless most bankers wilt hold on, but some of them, and also some of the few Investing owners of bonds, will prefer, for one reason or another, to sell and their offers will find few buyers under oxlstlng conditions. Chicago Tribune: For Secretary Mo Adoo to accuse the banks ot Impairing their Investments for the purpose of op Dosing the currency measure Is to ex hibit on Inadequate conception ot bank Ing and Investment, or broad market conditions, and a lack of breadth to deal with the question Involved. He reflects not only on hla own capacity for leader ship, but also on the entire admtntstra lion's ability to command the confidence of the country for the proposed banking and currency plans. New York Post: The statement ot the secretary ot the treasury regarding the decline In price of the United States per cent bonds now used as a basis for banknote circulation calls, we regret to say. for very serious criticism. With Mr, McAdoo's assurances regarding the In trinsic value of these bonds, we have no quarreliathat Is a matter of Individual opinion, which will be tested hereafter by the markets. It Is when he begins to Impute unworthy motives for the netting ot the bonds to auert specifically that the only reason for It la a conspiracy among the banks that we think he has taken a step, all surrounding circum stances considered, which Is wholly un warrantable. Wnr Scare Dope. Philadelphia Ledger. Japan Is financing the Chinese rebels. Japan is financing Japanese agricultur alists In California. Jan&n is financing. or is about to finance, the Heurta gov ernment. Japan is financially undermin ing Dutch Influence tn the Dutch East 1 1. dies. Japan Is so poor that half th Inhabitants cannot afford even to eat the little rice they raise. Verily, war scares I are not less foolish than war. Twice Told Tales He Wn.i SnX nn Apollo. In the lobby of a Washington hotel the other night they were referring to the amusing mistakes' sometimes mado by those who ore nearsighted, when former Governor Benton MoMllUn of Tenneroee 1 told of an incident that happened In an old store whero curious antiques and aged bric-a-brac are sold. One day, so ran 'the story of Mr. Mc - a1,-,"",' ? Wer,y--tea woman of j and asked many cruestlons relative to this article and that, all of which were po litely answered by the obliging clerk. Bhe was about to leavewhen she sud denly stopped and turned bock. In stantly the clerk wn at her side. "Pardon me," he gently said. "Is there anything further that I can do for you?' "Why, yes," answered tho nearsighted woman, pointing toward a dlitant corner of the room. "How much Is that curious old Japanese idol worth 7 I must havo overlooked It when we were down there." About $o9,000, madam," was the calm rejoinder of the clerk. "That's the pro prietor." Philadelphia Telegraph. The I.nmp'n Identity The whizzing motor car struck a stump Dl rtm .r , Y. . . - . . " r,:,L , . l .! K .mM "" COI.aerapie solution of acetic add, then In a aoluUon nu?y arabou ." J" n0 1 ot " glycerin, tho two form- gauay parabola In the atmosDhere, nn,il. . .. i alighted by the roadside llko a polypus tailing irom a shot tower. I don't believe I have broken inv bones," she stated, in reDly "to the In. qulry of the omnipresent bystander, "but inure is a lump on this bank that " Lump-nuthlhT' snarled a initio voice. "I'm the constable that's golrt' to arrest you gooh-durncd Joy-riders if I live!" Judge. Obstncles nm Stepping Stones. TJncIe Joe" Cannon was encourrnHnir a young advertising man of nnvii. who had failed to land a national odvor- ucineni contract. "Don't tako It so to heart." M tti Joe. potting the your, m. , shoulder. , 'This is an obstacle in your upward climb. Well, there Is only one way to treat an obstacle. "Treat it as an stepping stone." Onr Wires. "Stick to your wives! boys. Stick to your wives. Nobody will stand 'up for ,'uu as a wire win," Tho .n..i... T 1 ne BPe01er WOS' Jeromn S. MnWni1 the; Duluth millionaire. Mr. MoWade on tho Cunard pier, was giving a word of Dartlnir lutvlft . . ? parung adlc to a group of reporters, He now added impressively: right and left, nnd all the world Is run- nlng him down, what does his wife sayT -ueorore - nia wifn . .-.. .. .. ..... ' v- f."UUU. IB rar too noncst to succeed In a worjdly way "-New York Tribune. -Odd Things of Life A knothole In a sidewalk, which caught the wooden peg of a one-legged citizen and threw him Into the gutter, has made tho town of Smith, La., de fendant in a suit for $345.30 damages to pet;, person and feelings. Mrs. Catherine Gerard of Torrlngton, Conn., received a letter which contained a sum of money she had lost eleven years ago. No clue to the sender was given, but Mrs. Gerard remembers leaving her purse containing the same sum of money on the counter of a local store tn 1902. Mrs. H. Morris ot Elwood,, lnd put elghteeVi clothespins on a clothesline In thirty seconds and thereby won a silk umbrella at a large picnic for women and girls In Elwood last Wednesday. Mre. Morris didn't hold any pins in her mouth, and Bhe soya she won because she didn't get excited. Lost year a seventh son of a seventh son or a seventh son was born to a Pittsburgh mall carrier. A current news Item states that a Pittsburgh merchant has twenty-six children. A man in Beaver, Pa., recently married the sixth time. And the Pennsylvania legislature has" Just tried to spend $88,000,000 out oil an income or ssz,osu,oga. Because the new Wisconsin marriage law provides that at least one, of the contracting parties to. every marriage must have the consent of one of the parents, Mrs. Elizabeth Scathmann, 54 years old, ana a granamotner, naa to bring her mother, Mrs. Phlllplna Theba, 81 years old. Into court at Neenah, Wis., to consent to her marriage to Frederick Wellard, 64 years old. P" 1 Business in the BEE classified pages f Your chance to make money may lie in a want ad in The Bee. Others have made money through acting upon opportunities offered in the "Business Chances' columns of The Bee, Follow this department every day. It offers rich fields for investments and pre sents many advantages that vou will find no where else. The Bee gets results that count for the most Learn by using these ads. Bee Want Ad Department. Tyler 1000 Tbe drawing and cut will cost you only (3.50. Let Tho Beo Engraving Plant do your work. -Tabloids of Science So-called Chinese glue s made by dis solving shellac ln ten times Its weight of ammonia. A weak solution of ammonia will ro- , move from sliver black stains caused by. sulphur fumes. Natural cas. ce-mDressed In steel tanks. 1. belne exDnrlmented with as automobile fUei i the West Vlrelnla natural zas ;,pCi0n. Apparfttui! ,nvented by a Paris sclen- tlst hatches chickens and protects them from all microbes until they reach a deslreo age. A seed drill Invented In Austria sows fertilizer three or four inches below the grain to strengthen the roots of tho latter In dry soils or seasons. The French army has developed a sys- tern of ktes to hit a man Into tha air when the wind Is too strong to uso dirigible' balloons or aeroplants. The toxto tendencies of alkaline waters have been corrected with nitric acid ex perimentally by an Australian chemist, which leads to the belief that vast areas of unproductive land may be safely Ir rigated In that manner. A Russian army surgeon has Invented a process for preserving fresh meats wWch consists of dipping carcasses In a Ing a thin, elastic, dry crust. SMILING LINES. Marks (with newspaper) It says hero that a new physical ailment Is, the "movlo eye," What kind of an eye Is that? Parks One with a film before It, prob ably Boston Transcript. "Those fakirs can't make spirits ap pear." , ' Maybe not, but you ought to see how they can make spirits disappear." Bal timore ' American. Ragman Any old bottles today, mum? Woman No, but you might try Mrj Soakem s next door; his life's coming' book from the seashore tomorrow. tUov ton Transcript. "Blxby keeps his place looking nlc. He must be a good ne.ghbor." "Fine, lie borrows my garden hose and washes all the dirt In his gutter into mine." Cleveland Plain Dealer. "A woman never admits that she was wrong." "1 don't know about that," replied Mr. Meokton. "A number of them seem anx ious to prove that they showed pretty poor Judgment In selecting husbands." Washington Star. air. niayiaie, 1 ao nope you wiu ju- ' tttv hmlh.i'i rnni ntJnlnn nf vnu ' "Mr. Staylate, I do hope you wlU Jus- "What Is that. Miss Prettyfaco?" .J'He .told J".0 e8terday 5'ou wer? one of th enterprising young men of the town who aro going some." Detroit Free I Press. Bocker Yes, but your wife lets you havo on' the DOttom bureau drawer.- . "This fellow s card reads like a tlmo table" "What Is it?" " 'Jonas Smlthers, A. M., P. M. " "Nothing odd about that. One of Presi dent Wilson's old pupils who's Just been appointed postmaster for this village." St Louts Republic ! The great pitcher asked the girl of his , heart to marry him. and placed his left arm about ner sienoer waist. "Got to save th' other arm, sis," ho explained. "Have to pitch tomorrow." Cleveland Plain Dealer. FATHER'S CHORE. Edgar A. Guest In Detroit Free Press, My pa can hit his thumbnail with a ham mer an' keep still, He can cut, himself while shaving on' not swear; If a ladder slips beneath him and he gets a nasty spill He can smile as though he really didn't care. But the pan beneath the icebox whon he goes to empty that Then a soundprbof room wo children have to hunt, For we have a sad few minutes In our very pleasant .flat When the water tn It splashes down his front My pa believes his temper should be all tho time controlled; He doesn't rave at every little thing When his collar button underneath the chlffonlor has rolled A snatch of merry, ragtime he will sing; But the pan beneath the icebox when to empty that he goes As he stoops to drag It nut we hear a grunt. From the kitchen comes a rumble, and' thn ov.rvhnrtv known That he's splashed the water In it down his front 2fow, the dlstanco from the icebox to the . . sink a not very- fai I'm sure It Isn't over twenty feet. But though very short the Journey, it Is long enough for pa As he travels It disaster grim to meet And It's seldom that he makes It without accident, although In the summertime It is his nightly stunt; And he says a lot of language that no. gentleman should know When the water In It splashes down his front 1-324- SSSMMB Opportunities