6 niE BEK: OMAHA. TUESDAY. JULY 2D, 1U13. THE OMAgA DAILY BEE FOUNDED I1T Kbvt'Aftri noftEWATH vn--roft hosictVATBR. fiDlTdrt" 5kk pmupifto, parNam aNQ imt. KtiUrrd at Omaha postotfles as aecorol. cl.as mtur. TBIUI8 OP srusClUPTlON; Sunday B, on yesr fj? Saturday H, cna rr J JDalljr Be, without Hutu ay, on yar. 4.00 Dally lit, and Bunday, on year... - ' W DEL.IVEIIHD BV CAniUEK-Evanlng- and Bunday, per month... .Jf ICv.tflnir wtfhn.it ttllnilat' nr month. HC Dally Bee, Including Sunday, per mo.CJc , uaiiy uee. without sunaay, per "" Ad drew all complalnu ot IrrtSUlarUlM In delivery to City Circulation Dept. nBJUTTAKCB. , . Remit by draft, eipreaa or postal order. 1'ayablo to The Ua I'ubUihlnn company. Only J-cent atampa rtaelVetl In payment of amall account. Farsonal cnedca, ex cept on Omaha and atern exchange, not OmahaThe Ilea building. South Omaha 2318 N Street Council Blutfa-14 North Wain Street Uncoln-M Uttle building-. t hlcag-o-Ml Hearst bulldinr New York-Hoom U0, 2M Fifth Ave. St. Loulf-JO N.w Bnk of Commerce. Wmihlngw-7a Fourteenth fit. W- vr CORRESPONDENCE. CommunKalioim relatine to ncwa alia editorial matter should be addressiW Omaha Bee. Editorial department. JUNE CIHCULATION. 50,401 6lato of Nebraska, County Of Doulas, fi DwiSbt Yllllama, circulation manar of tin Ben 1'ubllshlng company, being duly sworn, says that the average dally circulation for the month of June, WW, was &.. DWIOHT WIMJAMS. Circulation Manager. Bubscrlbtd In my presence and sworn to before me this '3d day of July. IJU. ROBERT HUNTER, (gaal.) Notary Public. (Jnbicrlbere leaving the city temporarily sfronld hnye The Dee mulled to them. Address Trill bo ehaned often reqneated. 8u Chow ho Veen talcon. Chow will coine next. Chow As already observed, the gas de bate may develop moro heat than light Did you over know of a crooked man who advocated turnlns on the searchlight? The old padlock gamo la gotnc, but tho de luxe bookseller still finds plenty of victims, : If congress does not hurry It will not Havo time to change clothes be tween the extra and regular sosclons. Why not sond Governor Colo Blcaso to Mexico to see what is tho matter, and be sure of finding out? Tho socialist leader In Now York who Is getting in soma hard blows on tho monoy devjl Is former Mrs. Punch of BL Louis. U was our nmlablo did friend, Wn Ting-fang, -who proposed the basis of peace in Jbat China rebellion. Wu la tho original 'dove. ' These Nobraakans must make good governors for our dependencies. There was Cbarloy Magoon, and now corpes Dick Metcalfo. Frank Darorosch likens ragtime to pim ples. Always struck us that It waa moro ilkn ehllta and fevers-Cincinnati En quirer. Or the tummy ache. New York Is to have tie largest court house and the largest church In tho world. Every city Is tho best judge of Its own needs. Omaha printers and employing printers aro sotting a get-together example which should not be lost on other lines of industrial trade. Now that Mrs. Wilson is to havo a rag carpet for bor room nt tho White House, why not put bluo mos quito netting on tho windows? Is It not about time to begin checking up the cost as comparod with results of some of theso numer ous congressional Investigations? colonel Wuttorson'a Courier Journal aums it up as "tho Bryan Plunder, which seems to give alltt eratlvo forco to a tersely told truth. Congressman Barton will get htm .self in bad with those princes ot ipeace it he urges that covornment ownod armor plate factory too strong. "Chinese Rebels Loso Their Hold On the Yank Tae," says a headline Might save space and preserve a co incidence by writing it, "Rebels Loso Tneir Hold on tho Yank." John L. Sullivan is said to be una ble to get farm hands because they all are afraid of htm. But what about those other farmers of the country, two una tuemselves up against the same difficulty; The public debt interest charge of New York City has been increased by $14,000,000 a year during Mayor Oaynor's administration. And - was not stung by any compulsory water works purchase, either. Out of 8,600 registered voters in Omaha only 171 write themselves down as affiliating with the "pro ETessive" party, which is tho official name for the bullmoosers. Lot tho significance of that figure soak in a while. The young man who killed his wife and "threw her body in a dop lake proposes to write a novel of life in the underworld. While) there 1b no crying seed for such literature, he will find that a safe way to employ Jus time. Nebraska's Panorama of Resouroci. Statistics compiled by the buroau of labor, showing tho farm products shipped from various Nebraska sta tions, form a splendid panorama of our wealth and resources. It Is In teresting to pause and study these figures. Thoy may reveal many sur prises even to those fairly well In formed tUi to tho resources of their own otate. It Is probably not sur prising to anyone to know that in one year 36,500,000 bushols of corn were shipped from different towns and 64,800,000 bushols ot wheat and 12,600,000 head of cattle and 3,096,000 head of hogs, for these aro but small portions of our production of corn, wheat, cattla and hogs. But how about shipping moro than 212,- 000,000 pounds of flour and nearly 172,000,000 pounds of mill feed? ' Had you thought, of our mllMng industry In such enormous terms? Delng the third packing center of the world, It Is a matter of coureo that wo shipped nearly 522,000,000 pounds of dressed meat, to any nothing of 30,700,000 pounds of live and 9,150,000 pounds of dressed poultry and the 48,000, 000 dozen eggs and the 48,000,000 pounds of butter. But it Is trite to mention the shipment of nearly 8,500,000 pounds of fresh fr.ult. In addition to our supremacy In wheat and corn and cattln and meat and butter and eggs, hod you thought of tho high rank tho Btato Is taking In fruit raising? And on down Uio list wo go, find ing such things aa popcorn, broom com, celery, sugar beets, honey cane peed, nursery stock, in whoso produc tion fortunes are being made hero in Nebraska. What, with our 49,000,000 acres of marvolously fertllo soli under cvor-lmprovlng conditions of cultiva tion, can wo not produce? Tho pano rama will bocomo more bowlidorlngly boautlful and varied as wo improve the prodigious woalth of opportuni ties given us by nature. Omaha a Natural Traffio Center. If the Interstate Commerce com mission establishes a subdivision of its work, stationing a number of its employes in tho central west, partic ularly for tho physical valuation ot railroads, It should by all means lo cate In Omaha. With a dozen trunk lines converg ing here, the official division head quarters of Bovcral railways, tho official homo and terminus of a great transcontinental lino. Omaha is a natural traffic center. It hoa a claim to offer In thlB respect of lncompara- bto and It would seem, irresistible, force. Jn addition to Its railroad pro-omlnenco, It is tho center and metropolis of a vast dominion of ag- rlcultufrU and industrial weiilth. As a business proposition' the only standpoint from -which the com mission should act considering proximity, convenience and facility for work, Omaha's position Is most strategic. Our delegation In con gress can afford to get behind this proposition With nothing short of Its full power, and our business inter ests at homo, through organised or other agency, should also boost, if boosting Is required. Example in Arbitration. It Is exceedingly gratifying, though not surprising, that thoso 80,000 trainmen on fifty oastorn railroads found a way ot settling their difficulties -without striking. While 90 per cent of them had voted as a Hast resort to strike, such an is suo sever really aoerocd imminent In view ot thB well Known conserva tism ot tho trainmen, and tbo mutual regard of both sides for tho larger Interests and welfare ot tho country, which would have suffered unendur ably in tho event of a tleup. Tho settlement, which was reached through the operation of the amended Krdman or Newianda act, vindicates Its efficacy, showing the advantage ot arbitration over a strike and what may be dona when both sides aro ready to consider mutual Interests and put abovo selfish de mands those of the general welfare The result is cause for national con gratulation and should carry with it a great weight and moral influonco for tbo future. Ambassador Henry Lane Wilson,. Regardless of personal bios or prejudice, no ono can gainsay that our ambassador to Mexico, Henry Lane Wilson, has occupied that post during a period more critical than any other diplomatic representative who ever served this government In that position. For the nearly three years that tho revolution has -lasted ho has been on the firing lino every minute of the time, and whether he made mistakes or not, be has suc ceeded bo far In maintaining peace ful relations between the United States and Mexico without sacrificing our standing as a nation among na tlons. Possibly, his period of use tulnesfl as our ambassador has reached its end bis resignation has been In the hands ot President Wtl eon from the first day ot his admin istration, and he has continued only by tho president's wish but It ho is supplanted at this crucial atago It will not bo because someone eiso would havo done better in his place. Comes now Secretary Wilson of the Department of Labor with a de mand for three nutot. Funny how Jeffersonlan simplicity acts on somo .folks. Looking BacWatd. iThisDittQraaliaJ COMPILED rROM BEE, flXES acoC" JULY itl. ? OOP Thirty Years Ago it wan a wet Sunday, a downpour ot water, making ltamam and Douslaa atreeta look like rtvers, and flooding; cellars en route. The laying: of the cornerstone of the new Lutheran churoh waa neecasarlly postponed because of the rain. Real estate In Houth Omaha has Irobeled In value In two years, A party of Omaha folks who have been nt Hplrit lake are enthuslastlo over lis attractions. The party Included John T. Clarke and Ills sister, Miss Gertie; Ju(l?ii and Mrs, Bwltzler, Mrs. General Wilson and daughter, William Robin son, Mrs. Maul and Miss Mlnnlq Maul. A large n urn bor of frlenda of Tom latey of the grocery firm of Sherb A Later, asetnbed at Ms residence last evening on tho occasion of his twenty fifth wedding anniversary. It waa sur prise) under the surveillance of Wllllait Urown of the Union Faclflo machine shops, who engineered It In his usual Jmppy way. Nat Drown, the genial, Jolly and good looking Chicago,. UurHngton & Qulnoy man, attended church with his Omaha frlendi, Dr. C. I. Harte is back from the east Joe Keith of Huberman's Jeweliy oatah llshment and Mrs. Alma Keith left on a visit to their old homo In Boston. Jimmy Kllkenney of th working force of McNamara & Duncan goes on a two weeks' visit to his mother In Chicago, his first trip home since he came to Omaha. "If Jim nnd John are specimens of the average Chicago mnn, let moro of them be brought out west." Twenty Years Ago Several of tho leading business men and firms were quoted In The Uee as aaylng there waa no reason for tho cry of hard times. Among these optimists wero tho Morse Dry Goods company, the Boston Store, W. R. Dennett company, llnyden Bros., Keltey, Btlgcr &, Co., Major R. a Wilcox of Drowning, King & Co. and many othcra. Dr. P. K. Murphy returned from his trip through tho cant. Ray and Mrs. Nyo and Qua Cobb pf Kremont wero at the Millard. Superintendent Fargo of the Pacific Kx press company left for Hot Springs to Join his family. Reports received at headquarters said that President 8. II. II. Clark of the .Union Paclflo had loft his summer resort In tho Alleghenlcs for the Atlantlo seashore-, not to return to Omaha until late In tho season. William Alstadt, In charge ot the night registry department at the postofflce, was granted a ten-day leave of absenco to en able lilm to go to tho World's fair In Chi cago. , Arthur Johnson returned from Portland, Ore., where he did some bidding on somo public works. Conrad II. Young, who was reorganising the atato tennis tournament, had already sent out some 800 or 500 clroulara, meeting with heurty responses. Ton Years Ago - The highest temperature of the day wns'82. Assistant Secretary II. 0. Bhedd of tho Nebraska commission to the Louisiana Purchase exposition at St, Louis cams to Omaha to continue preparation of the state'a exhibit at the fair. He la Im proving "each shining hour" and making much headway with his work. The New Thomaon-Houaton Eltctrlo Light company retired from buelness and waa aucceeded by a reorganization known as the, Omaha Electric Light and Power company. Fred A. Hush, president, ex plained the change by saying that the old company's growth of business was largely In xcs vi Ha revenues, that It had been spending lota of money, necessarily accumulating a heavy floating Indebted ness, and that a new organization was required. Many Improvements and en largements were to be made. The new company started with a capital of 13,000,. 000 and bonded debt of ll.S50.000. Henry W. Yntca. vice president, said that tho. company as newly organized became the property of eastern capitalists, Tho Douglas County democracy an nounced Its fifth annual plcnlo at Pries lake the forthcoming Sunday, when aa one feature Davo O'Brien, representing tho city, would oppoe Davo Connolly, ror tne county, in a boat race. It waa decided that grape Juice would not be the official beverneo of the da'. People Talked About Fred Hrodok, drlr.r of a car which threw a Chicago pedestrian Into eternity, won a fourteen-year sentence In the peni tentiary for murder. Tally one worth whU. A statue ot a highbrow child, Mid to have been stolen from the National mu seum at Athena, Greece, waa dug up lout wek In toe cellar ot a house in Bait! more occupied by a Greek family. Tho statue la alleged to be 3,000 years old. William Henry Lee, a deceased bachelor and book publisher of Chicago, left an estate valued at 200,000 and no hairs as far oa known. Family affairs In Baltimore are strangely mixed. A police official claims that mora than half tho robberies re ported to his department have been traced to members of families robbed, Wilbur B. Austin ot Trenton, Mo., SS years old, is the youngest postmaster yet appointed by President Wilson. Trenton la second class office and carries a sal. ary of f!.o. After obtaining divorcs In Circuit Judge Cave's court In St. Louis, Mr. Edna Cattln affectionately kissed her di vorced husband and expressed a hope that he would have good luck. Although the authorities in England will not allow women to practice at the bar. there aeema to be no objection to their becoming Justice, of tho peace. The flrat woman to secure the honor Is Mis. Enid Duncan. If Mrs. Grace Caukln of Sonoma, Cal., active member of the woman's commute ot the democratic state central commit tA accepts a 11000 position offered her. he will become the first woman land agent In the United States. The Grand Duchess Theodora of 8axe VYemar, wife ot Qermanr's wealthiest reigning print, waa married In U10. She celebrated her twenty-third birth day on June 9. She ha. one little daugh ter. Her husband, who waa, until the birth of Princeaa Juliana, heir to the throne of Holland, la reputed to pomm a fortune of tss.ooo.oof Twice Told Tales Mrllprrer In Flavor. It there la a difference between rural wit and any other kind, It Is the-that rural wit la mellower In flavor. In this It resembles Bngllah wit; the rough cor nera have been rounded off by the at trition of yeara, and more nearly per fect Jokea result. Ira Deasore drove ltn0 town Just b fore tho big rain tho other day, and he saw Orlo Tuttle rfettlng tubs and barrels under alt the spouta around his house. Bo Ira pulla up and hollers at Orloi "Hey, Orlo! What yo doln'?" "Looka like rain, an' I'm a-aetlln" out these tubs ao'a tho woman can have some sort water fer her washln' Monday," on- ,0r.10' a" '""oeont ke and not thlnkln about what a great codder Ira Is. 8hol My ira. 'You won't git no soft water." "Why won't I?' "Cauae Its going to rain hard! Haw- OhrylnR Orders. Senator Root at a luncheon In Waah- ington aald. anrnnn. . .. ---r- new move against tho truata: I llODO that . i - - " mm l su mier an our ""0.c,?"ri!' bu,,nMB" tn tny. too k . n pe ,nat b'neB success won't be treated ilk n.. -i .. Btory. ,n 11,6 "There's a alorv nh. lit .1.1. a -"twu io a green hand: nrow a bouy over!' "Out the MllnK . tZaJBVl,! the effort. hand: ' a,a t0 u'8 BTeon " 'Did you thrn ik.i . when i ioid your ' uoy overM'3 man over "-WaBhingUn atur. " In Iallln(ion, was,Vwnb,n "ro"rved bhelor ungtrbc?uty? ,0V.to th8 "WhV. tr D. .. . -dnhrrrifur6"80'3- I know it Miss Fanny," h ,ald, "but Bossing Nicaragua Philadelphia Ledger: if Mr. Bryan', rropoaed treaty W,h Nlcaiua whTe raUnrehbybUthe,VraCte,, will Uke th "1" lh Unlted 8ta ! h mo,t momentous step of ParL cLT' r woe- B,no the .Lu. confirmed to this country the rht and title to the Philippine.. substantial reason for a radical change of front In our diplomacy face of the Mexican .(tuatlon oomlng up o por! Z Z y' Per'UttdCS co"ea,men at . 1m r"Uan proPos'"on holds a larger New Yfiiir THh.. ni.. .houid d llat - ab kit. i. I 'v' in me small re ?h. t WWch ,, th0 n'hborhood of nf.i 'man ?,nftl one- ' our shouT, k.M, ' " 10 thcI"' ttirt they should be freed from the ourae of revo- SSndw 'B PUrPM f PrivaU New York It'nrM. m., . .,.., Allja iTcaly mean more than Uie Monroe doctrine! It means more than frlendllnew and help- mn?. P'".1 an1 SOUth -fcwrtot. It means that with our war canal at Pan ama w defy the earth, hold alt other CfTAnt nail An ... ZTZ r "u"Pclon and stand ready with montv it i.k menu, to control the weak states of 1 fin imaitlu a. i a. .. twsiioiy against their own Interests. w t.,. v..u where.. '"" Sprlturfield (Mass.) KopubUcan: Mr. Bryan'a ninn ' , nuuia amount to a protectorate over Nicaragua I. too momentous In Its Implications for either haaty action or hasty Judgment. In itaalf tt would not be very different ...... which naa Dean rollowed In Cuba, but there la a very Important difference between an Island ond the mainland, and even coming from an ontl Imperialtat like Mr. Bryan the proposal can hardly Tall to awaken In Latin America suspicion of further encroach meats. Unheeded Warnings. isew Tork Tribune: The Bingham fire proves that no half-way measures" can be trusted to make factories safe. Cleveland Plain Dealer: Tht old, old tory ot crying "wolf too often seema to have been retold tn that fatal Bin-. namton nra. The workers bad been drilled In practice flr alarms so often that when tha real alarm came they took it ror another "fske," and leisurely responded. Now York Worldi As In those cases. moat ot the victims aro young women; may were at work in an upper Btory s they wero tn the. mldat ot the moat in flammable material; they war unpro vided with adequate ftra escapes and exits i they ware caught in a trap and had to chooso between folUng back tnto the firs and Jumping- to the street. They did have a fire-drill, but of what uso In a tinder-box which could burn up tn a few minutaar 8fc Lout. Globe-Democrat: The Bing ham Urn plothing factory fire seeraa to ha.va made It rapid and Irreststlbla .weep because of the bits of cloth cover, log the floor. These are. .wept out at night, but during the day they accumulate. n oonauiuie. aucn a .pedal peril that the location of such factories no higher than the seond-torr would seem to be n neceaoary precaution. Philadelphia Bulletin: Ones mar the ieeaon la taught that factory Inspection for purposes of Ore prevention must 1m elude working condition, as well as build ins construction: that It Is a. easenUal to guard agatnat Inflammable content, ax against fire-trap construction; that It amount, to Uttle to require fire-proof walla to tha end that they mar become aeethtnjt furnace, through being fUUd with tlnder-Uke maUrial without pro tection from chanoa Ignition and spread lag combustion. ox Where I)a th Conaamer. Come lnt OMAHA, July 28,-To the Kdltor of The Dee: I have been asked my reasons for opposing the proposed ga. ordinance. Some ot thepi are here given. Possibly some of your readers mlglit.be Interested, Past troubles in the relation of citizens and public service corporations have been due, In my opinion, to a failure to recog nlze and adhere to basle principles, It has taken our country long to realise that there la a distinct difference be tween the rights ot buyer and caller In the ordinary transactions of business and those existing whan that service, called publlo service, la to be purchased. It la now quite generally recognized that this furnishing of utilities for all the people Is, and should be, a monopoly, Protection to the buyer In other trans actions exist. In competition. Competi tion being wasteful In furnishing' public service,, there remain, only the power of control over rates and duality, now vested In municipalities, to protect the pur chaser. This power granted by a sovereign state la a sqverelgn power, an arbitrary power, and should always bo arbitrarily exercised. Of course, exercised with thiit duo regard for Justice which Is expaotod from the state. It la certainly not a flat ter for bargain counter haggling. It Is decidedly not a something to ba bartered away for a long period ot tlmo. Duo regard for Justice, before referred to. Involve, on the part of municipalities the keeping of contracts. If a contract is entered Into it should be kept Now, this I. somewhat academic, but undoubtedly true. Let', apply It to our present problem, tho gas fronchlsa ordl? nance. Our mayor has been shouting for dollar gas for so many years that he thinks the pledge to furnlah It muat be kept at cJl cost. In a laudable and straightforward ef. fort to secure this price the city council encountered a contract entered Into by the city twenty years ago and found that Its hands were tied. Jt seems vl!Hng now, It dollar gas can be secured, to tie the hands of thoso who, twenty year, from now. will be charged with the duty of protecting the people In their ,necca sary purchase of gas. It la claimed that tho proposed ordl nanco does not bind the city's future action. If this contention Is corral u la not bocaus ot anyhtns this ordlnano tumors, out rawer because of conetttu uunai ngirw mat it I. Impossible for me cuy cpuncn to contraot away. So far aa the proposed ordinance s con cerned, it Introduces p. number of thlngsv which construed as a contract, furnish mighty good grounds for more lawsuit. of the kind that we now apparently are iryiiuj xo Kei away rrom. If they don't absolutely forfeit the city's right to renu- lato, they certainly Jeopardlio It And for what? "Why, It Is said that the ga consumers of Omaha will save $000,000. That la not true. I admit that tho Omaha Gas com pany la willing to pay that amount in reduced sale., now, for this franchise. Nothing la saved. We aro selling a franchise for twenty- five year for WOO.OOO. Jf the franchise !b worth no more than that wo ore Just whero w started. We're even. Nothing gained or lost. If It Is worth moro than that the city, loses .to the extent of the difference. I know of no reason for philanthropy on the part of the ga. company. They are entirely within their rights, and i naturally have confidence In their bus! ness aagacity, and as they are cheerfully spending many thousand of dollars to secure the contract, it seems reasonable to suppose that they have a bargain. If so, where doos the saving to con sumers come in? I certainly would wish to be Just to the. gas company. I would want to be honest with them. I would like the city council tc say to them, "Gentlemen, the day has gene by for profit In the 'furnishing ot ga. for any public utility beyond a rea sonable Interest on capital. Let us get at the exact value of your Investment. We will then tell you how much Interest we will allow you to make, and we ex pect to take tho balance for the benefit of the people of the city." "That balance is all the city la en titled to. AH that t should take, and to take any less than that balance Is un just to the people, whose trustees we are." Tho day of private deals and petty bargaining has gone by. Let's have no more of them. Let's be square. Vote down this franchise. WILLIAM F. BAXTER, Sleep. OMAHA. July J8.-To the Editor ot The Bee: Man passes the happiest hours ot his life asleep. The stoics held the opin ion that happiness la nothing more than the absence of pain and misery, and this is the theory that nature seems to favor, and she doe. her part In making us happy by periodically reducing our mlnda to Insensibility, During our waking hours our minds are overflowing' wltn exaggerated opinions of our own Im portance, mistaken notions ot the valiu of wealth and power, with regret for the past and with uneasy curiosity and friv olous speculations concerning the future, During- the day wo rejoice at our mo mentary triumphs, laugh at the appar ent defeat of our enemies and expo bo pur own ignorance and stupidity by ridiculing the folly of others; but by midnight sleep has .tripped every woman of her vanities and every man of hi. foolish fears; by S o'clock the woman of the scarlet robe ha. made her escape from the dens of lust; sin and shame are forgotten', and sleep restores the balance between pleasure and pain and. give, her ' what the world denies forgetfulncs.. But natural sleep is not always sufficient to deliver u. from the Insupportable I miseries of life; it Is powerless In thou aands of cases to restore the equilibrium I and fortify us agalnat the Ills of another , day, and In order to further escape the consciousness of our own trolllty and the general depravity of mankind we seek the -stupefying fumes of the wine bottle, court the bewitching Influence, ot flat- , icry ana pursue uio inioxicaunff pleasure, of the shameless dance. A man wakes from a sound steep, and Ms mind being clear, he begins to think; . . I . . . . m 1 iuo luum i.ftici. vi yovieruay Begin to return, and he lights a cigar, or swal lows a highball to stave off his reflec tions until he can plunge once more into the buslneM of the day, Happy I. the Idiot who cannot think, and the child who cannot reflect; happy too I. the man who thinks only of the goodness of God, and the welfare of hta neighbor. To escape the evils of existence, philosophy can render us but Utile assistance, exoept to Civ us a knowledge of our Igornance, and persuade us to rest our hopes upon Boras thing mora substantial than the conflicting and contradictor element, ot human reason. In order to be happy without religion, It Is nexeeeary that we be either drunk or oleer; a man may encape from himself for a few minute by getting excited, but excitement man dies away nnd leave him Ms own Jailer and his own prUsner. E. O. M- LAUGHING OAS. "Although I was traveling Ineosnlto." mused Plodding Pete, was received with marks of distinction too numerous fctoo mention. People of wealth and posl- "What are you doln'?" aaked Meander ing Mike. "Dreumln" out loudT" "No. I'm talkln' about when I was In Kansas pretendln' I waa a farmhand lookln' fur work," Washington Star. ''Jane Brown has organized a class of gin. to study ornithology." "I suppose she teuclios them to be kind to the birder' "No, she teaches them to trim hats."-. Cleveland Plain Dealer, Blx-I think I've discovered the origin of "Money Talks." Dlx I heard that saylpg ten yeara ago, Blx-Qh, It dates quite a hit furthtr back than that In Bccleslnate. we read; "Money answereth all thing'." Chicago Tribune. "What, the use of tallng about canals on Mars?" uald the Impatient citizen, "They can't be of any use to u." "That Is where you are wrong." replied Prof. Hlbrpw. "They are pf great value It's 67 Degrees Cool in Minnesota 'According to observations of tho U. S. "VVeatiier Bureau the average temperature of Minnesota during July and August is about 67 degrees warm enough m the daytinlo to wear summer clothes and bathe in tho lakes cool enough nights to sloop comfortably under blankets. Compare that to July and August Ne braska temperatures! Cool woajther Is not all that Minnesota has to offer sou, m Minnesota you have your choice of 10,000 lakes whore you can enjoy your own kind of a vacations-ranging from big fashionable resorta cover ing half a county where something Is going on all the time, tp secluded spots In the forest whore fash ions and conventions needn't worry your Minnesota uitW? rel,e,f t fevef sufferers, and lluLmMn8-( yo ,0.vo t0 "Bht the bass or mus kellungo go whore be Uvea go to Minnesota Min nesota is the horn of thB Baas, MuskellunBe. Pike Pickerel and Crapple, and the ultimate goal pf every good fisherman. ' Let me give you Illustrated literature de scriptive of Minnesota and tell you the low- est round trip fares, and remember that tho Chicago Great Western 1b the beat and (short est line from Omaha to Minnesota. "When you purchase tickets be sure to specify Chicago Great Western beyond Omaha, P. V. ItONOKDEN, C. V, T. A. 1B22 Fnrnnni, Street, Omaha, Neb. Phono Doug 200. aa i p. There's Pleasure in Traveling to New York and Boston Porsonal comfort and good service are fea tures of the excellent train service of the Bal timore & Ohio to New York and Boston. Observation Cars afford the means of enjoyr ing the famous scenery of the "scenic routo of Eastern America." The' round trip fare from Chicago bo New York is only $27.00, via Pittsburgh, Wash ington, D. C., Baltimore and Philadelphia, Beturn limit thirty days. Corrospondngly low fore round trip tickets to Atlantic Coast Besorts. Variable route tickets to New York and Boston, Mass., and return, including travel by rail and steamer. Tickets on salu until September 30, Liberal stop-oxers per mitted at all principal points. The "Inter-State Special" leaves Chicago IX. A. M. with Compartment Drawing Room Sleeping Oars and Lounging Observation Sleeping Oars. tbfi "New York Limited" leaves Chicago 5:45 P. M. with Drawing Room Bleeping Cars and Observation Parlor Cars from Pittsburgh. The "Now York Express" leaves at 8:00 A. M. ahd the 'Washlnjrton Erpross" at 9:80 P. M. The dining car service on all trains is exceptionally flrs For Illustrated folders and additional details BALTIMORE OHIO Tor Jrortlottlsrs Oosualt ksorMt Tlcirt Agnt 'or Addrtss H, C. STROHM, T. P. A., Omaha. Neb. --' ' r- DR. BRADBURY DENTIST I COO Farnam St. 80 vL2?gf OMio Phone Hon. 173 Zztrvcttng - 3c Up y3jA4A Miming Teem suppUN l'WB OOc lp mfSSmSBk, "Ubuut 'Mates or Drtdae Gridgework . . 2.B0 Up H Jl4j5Mi work. Nerve. remos CrOWBS ....... 2J50tJp AilTVfVTl I arlttinnt nln. Wn.tr r!t n,.....ia.oflPs in occasionally .taking canal dlscuaMous out of diplomacy and transferring them' ta astronomy." Chicago Ilecord-Herald, "Man are really toe) mean for anything. What's th trouble new 7" "Why. I asked John for an automobile; today, and he nald that I mutt bo con-j tented with the splendid carriage thatl Nature has given me! 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