THE BEE: OMAHA, MONDAY, JULY 14, 1913. s; 4. 1 v The Omaha daily bee rOfNDBP Dr EDWARD ROBBWATBK VICT6R ROSKWATBR, EDITOR. BEJ5 BUILDING, FARNAM AND 1TTH. Kntered at Omaha poatotflce as second- yass m;r, PHRMJl nv BtmBcniPTiDN: Sunday B, one year Baturday Be, one year....,,. -g9 Daily ,Be, -without Sunday, one year, 400 Daily Bee. and Sunday. -one year.... w iSTTT.Tvrtiirr nv nnRIEIl. Evening and Sunday, per month. ..".Wo Evening, 'without Sunday, per month. c Dally Bee, Including Sunday, per mo.Mc Dally. Bee. without Sunday per ho.o Address all complaints of trregularltljs In delivery to City Circulation Dept. REMITTANCE, , , Remit by draft, express or postal order, payable to The Bee Publishing company.; Only'a-nt stamps received in payment of small accounts. Personal chacksi ex cept on Omaha and eastern exchange, not .accepud. . QFJTICBS! Omaha The Bee bulldlrig. , South Omaha-2318 N Btreet. , Council BIuffs-H fiorth Main Street, Uncoln-M Little, building. , Chicago-Mt Hearst bulldlnic. . Now York-Room, 1105. 286 Fifth Ave. St, Loulo-W New Bank of Commerce. Washlngu-"25 fourteenth St, N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news ana editorial matter should be addressed Omaha Bee, KdUorlal department. JUNE CIRCULATION, 50,401 State of Nebraska, County of Douglas, ss: Dwlght Williams, circulation manager of The Bei Publishing company, being duly sworn, says that the average dally circulation for the month of June, 1313, was 8O.40L DWIOllT WILLIAMS, Circulation Manager. Subscribed Ih my presence and sworn to before mo this 3d day of July, nil. ROBERT HUNTER, (Seal.) Notary Public. Subscriber !cnv!n '" Hr temporarily should hnve. The Ue mailed to them. Address Trill bo changed na often na relocated. Tho automobile Is tho advance agent of good roads, Mr. Hobo !b now mayor of Los Angeles, tho city of flowers. Count Zeppolln, of aoroplano fame, Is an airy old , gentleman ot 75. Teaching tho child not to exag gerate. is oi way of instilling truth fulness. Ferhaps'old Doc, Cook will offer consolation .to Ma follow-dlscovoror, Doc, Frledmann. 1 i Goodbye Met. "tako keer o your self," and don't get,, drowned -in all 'those bathtubs. . k i s- " General Ivanoff will have to get someone bosldes , tho little Crook boy to black his boots. When you go on your vacation or dor Tho Boo mailod to you. It wjll pave los, of .loiter, writing,, , , , Moro than 1,000,000,000 eggs R,Hro on Jce-ih .Uew 'York -cold stor1 -mo plants. Hurray fortp.uro ropqi, mis not woainer may nave its compensations for tho preacher it it works so folks, can not sleep -during tho sermon, If thero is any good reason why, In making its own charter, Lincoln should enjoy more homo rftlo than 'Omaha, it is yet to bo advanced. It seems that tho nioat, ardent ad ""vocatos oTt the reterVnduio. ' ere not so suro about it when it is aimed at 'one of their own pet-measures. ' Tho prico of seats on the Now York exchange has come down from $76,000' to 140,000. No, lhanks, this strap will do, One thing that makes tho now federal base ball league seem vi sionary, perhaps, Is that the St. Louis team is up In second placo. "Be my mine" Is tho proper ques tion to pop to a girl it she is rich, Recording ;to ,tho Louisville. Courier Journal. Yes, or angel might do as well, Out of sympathy for tho inter section nollco during the torrid ttoys, St. Loula newspapers suggest they wear khaki uniforms,. Why not bathing suits? ' - Just give the fake reform news paper something in the nature of-a knock on the homo rule charter and Jt will state, at you with a tab lino labeled "Pago one,' The latest California peril is tho English sparrow, upon which war is .wagedi buijaa.jt 1 not a yellow peril there eeems little likelihood- ot in ternational complications. According to Governor Bulier, the state of New- York is honeycombed, with graft, Perhaps a bristly brush in the hands ot a fearless chief ex ecutive might do some good. Now if they had only had a real legislative lobby Investigation at Lincoln last winter, it's a certainty there ould have been some rawer work covered than any so far ex posed at Washington. Wopder what kiud of fits our fake home rulers would have thrown it the charter-makers had proposed to vest -the State Railway commission with exclusive authority, and full control! over all the public utility Services In Omaha. The assistant attorney general of the state of Nebraska is of the opin ion that a w$l! trained dog is as capa ble of controlling an automobile as some persons now driving them, Which is not an especially high tribute to the dog. C In the Balkans. The complete routing nnd van quishing of Gonoral Ivanoff by tho sturdy Crooks virtually makes Bul garia plead whore onco it scoffed proffers of peace. Tho Blrugglo for tho spoils lins taken a now turn. Hul garla's degradation is, for tho mo mcnt, as complete as Turkey's, while Orecco is In tho ascendant. Wit1! Bulgaria it Is a clear case of "pride gooth beforo destruction and a haughty spirit beforo a fall." Harjjiy had tho allied war on Turkey ondod4han the Bulgars bogan their tight fof.spollft. Thoy hod a mis taken notion thoy were masters of tho Balkans. Toward. Greoce cspo dally they aimed tbelc contempt. But Sorvla as a weaker powor was first' to feet tho Bulgarian rod. Greece,, fired, by tho ancient spirit of Sparta and Athens, led by a modern Lcontdas, leaps to tho rorfcua. Ivanoff was routed his Bulgarian army crushed undor tho fearful Im pact of tho Creek nation, led by Its own king on tho field of war. Buch splendid courage, such Invlnclblo fighting, would form an opto if dated back to Snlnmls or Thormopolls. But tho satisfaction lies not in that, not in Bulgaria's sorry . humbling, but in this, that It gives hopo of speedy ending of the long series of bloody Balkan wars. A Baokslidcr on -Democracy. A slgnod artlclo ovor tho name of Hon, Carter Glass, who has had greatness thrust, upon him by bo- lng the instrumental agent for tho introduction of the administration currency bill Ifi the lower' house of congress, perpetrates this nalvo con fession: I am glad that I represent In congress ronstltuents who have sense e,nough to understand that the average American citizen cannot understand the abstruse details of currency legislation. I vonture to say this because I have experienced the greatest difficulty in mastering many details of the subject, and I modestly ro- serve tho right to think that, after study, lng the question for somo years, I ought to know as much about It as the avoraga mon In my congressional district who has had no opportunltyor desire to study It at all. ' Although assuming to bo a high oxponoht of Ict-thO'people-rUlo de mocracy, tho Hon. Carter Class ovl- darttly doos not Want'any reforondum on the curroncy bill. JIo refuses to concodo that his constituent know enough about the currency to vote intelligently upon it, and seems to havo como to this conclusion by the difficulty he has himsolf experienced in mastering th6 abstruao details and Jntrlcaoles of tho subject. Con vinced that his constituents would never know any more4 about jit than ho doos, ho soes no reason why ho should not cast their votes for thorn, Plass is not careful, .ho will.' soon bo accused of being-a republican instead' of a democrat. Jlartyr to Boience. It is a colncldont worth noting that on tho day of tho doath ot Burton E. Baker, Inventor of tho X-ray tuboi tho announcement should bo made by a reputable medical exnort that tho dread malady at tuberculosis had met a conquering force in tho X-ray, which-at least had been applied with success in some experimental pases. Tho Inventor, hlmse'lf, died virtually the victim of constant exposure to tho rays. Ho waa cloarly a martyr to science. Ho sacrificed his life for tho development of his invention, His martyrdom is worthy nnd will servo the world throughout tho length of many lives, but there id nothing new in tho prlndplo of his .sacrifice.. Lives havo been laid on the altar of service for the develop ment of science always and no, groat scientific, truth stands ..unaccom panied In history by 'Its melancholy toll of stlch victims. Even in recent years, in tho search for tho conquest of yellow fovor.. mon havo died for the secret to savo others. It Is too early for final Judgment upon tho X-ray's .offlcaoy .in treating tubercu losis, but even if half successful, how many lives would not Burton 13. Baker Diva if tin hari manv. for thn I-. - - , - - , - 'ITlvilege of bequeathing such a her- Huge to mankind? The 'noposed ;Homo Rule Chartor for Omaha contains now require ments which do not suit tho brewers, the fra.nchlsed cqrp.oratlons, lip pav ing contractors, the professional poll; tlcjans apd the time-serving salary grabbers. Keep this in mind, 'ns Jt will be the key to tho opposition waged thfougb fake reform newspa pers. ' Every chapter of Omaha's now home rule charter was reported to the full convention of fifteen mem bora, laid over at least one session, and then read and acted upon sec tlon by section with unlimited op portunity to move amendments and vote on them separately. What is there star chamber about that! It may have been overstepping the proprieties for that California grand Jury to. Incorporate in its report its unvarnished opinion ot tho McNab McReynolds episode, but it has the popular side of the question, Just the rarao, - If ,Met'hadthat'offIcial house with seven bath rooms whie ho is to occupy In Panama here in Omaha where they charge. 35 cent) per 1,000 gallons for water that (14,000 sal ary would not do it. as thoyrhavp commissioned Ulm to aolthoufgbrngbdct tS 'thorn for Instructions, . . If ' .the, .Hon1' Carter Looking Bar WrtyI tlliis Day iu Oraalm COMPILED FROM OKIE, riLKS JULY 14. 7 poo Thirty Years Ago The base ball game between the Sioux City and Union Pacific nine resulted In a victory for tho latter by ft wore of 31 to t It was a bum game, and the spec tators grew tired, and left early In the afternoon. Only six Innings were played. The now band stand on Jefferson square lias at last been erected. It Is not a very large or Brand affair, but probably sufficient for the purpose. Secretary Connoyer of the school board has been advised that Omaha"s share of the semi-annual state school fund appor tionment U to be 3,S.1, which Is about 11,000 more than It was last yesr. Officers ot the newly organlied district telegraph company have been elected as follows: I H. Korty, president; J. J. Dickey, vice president; M. H. Goble, manager; U M. Rcoves, secretary and treasurer, F. C. Parrlsh, a brother of Henry Tar rish of this city, has omo up from Texaa and will probably locato here as a telegraph operator. W. Nlstel, now a resident of Ulysses and formerly of Omaha. Is back with his daughter for ft visit ot a week or so With friends, , "Jim" Kwlng has been appointed city passenger agent of the Milwaukee road. Mrs. V. P. Qrldley and children left for a trip to Columbia, Mo. C. II. Dewey has gone on a six weeks' tour of Yellowstono park. Twenty Years Ago- Edward Rosewater, editor of The Bee, returned from Chicago. Dr. V, W. Chapln, chief medical ex aminer of tho Massachusetts Mutual Llfo Insurance company, was tho guest of Mr. and Mrs. O. H. Jeffries at the Pax ton. A. II. Jako returned from Philadelphia accompanied by his bride. They were to reside at Twentieth and Bpruco street until they completed their permanent housekeeping plans. Judge Cunningham R. Pcott rendered a decision declaring tho $100 license for cool dealers to be Illegal, and that those dealers who had paid tho llccnso to the city could recover the same, Adam Benedcn, Seventeenth and Capi tol, strangled to death. He arose In the morning 111 and later, while relieving his stomaoh, was selred with a fit of strang ling and died. Oscar Albrccht, tho clever Omaha boy artist, whose work called for attention In Tho Bee several times, had a very handsome piece of art on exhibition in a local art store, the theme being Ruth's devotion to Naomi, her mother-in-law. A Commercial club meeting was held to protest agulnst tho Clearing House asso ciation's action In raising the charge for handling outside checks. In the absence nf Phnlrmnn M. 14. Smith. Allen T. RCC- tor was made presiding officer. A reso lution was adopted urging the trade to mmlt In HmnnA nr Armtflrn nxchnniTA. In asmuch as the banks were charging fif teen cents per Jioo on outside cuecKs. Ten Years Ari With Poet Halla pitching and Eddie Messltt catching for K(d Nichols' Kan sas City team, Pa Rourke's .children won a game, 10 to 9, with Shafstal'orkt Qond lng In the points. Not a man on elthet team failed to ' gel at least ono hit Harry Welch, Jack Thomas and Shaf. stal for Omaha got two each, while Ketcham, Jacobs and Messltt did like wlso for tho Kaws, for whom Kahl plucked three, one being a homer. William Dunn, 6S years of age, died at his homo, 1913 Corby street He had resided n Qmahh. for twenty years, com ing .to Omaha from Malvern. Ifi. Ho was tho father of John .Dunn of the police force and Hrry Dunn, Mrs, Edward Iteef Pago, Ijharlcs, VllUs and Clyde Dunn, . The 'funeral servlco of Richard B. Ber lin waa held, privately . at. the homo ot J. H. N. ratrlok, ..Happy Hollow, with Interment In tho Berlin lot at Prospect Hill cemetery, where his father and mother were burled, Mrs. Mitchell, a sister from Chicago, reached here In tlmo.for tho funeral, but Mrs. George "White, another sister of Ban Francisco, could not make It. The service was conducted by Bishop A, U "Williams ot the Episcopal diocese nnd these were th pallbearers: Charles J. Greene, Arthur "Wakelcy, Sherman Canfleld, J. W. Hell wig, J. U PaxtOn, Edward George, O. W. Dunn and C. 1 Saunders. David Bradshaw, tl years old, driver of an express wagon, was overcome by heat at Sixteenth and' Dodge streets and taken to Clarkson hospital. It went hard with him because of his age and the fact that ho had suffered a sunstroke somo foUr years before. Odd Things of Life They are complaining of a backward season in Carnegie, Pa., where a light ning bolt ran down the chimney to th kltahen range and cooked the steak, and then went off without doing the family wash and hanging out the clothes. IS. T. Evans, a laborer, ot Scrnnton, Pa., refusos to claim a fortune of 11,000,000 left him by his father In Wales, because he has never forgiven his parent for re fusing to permit him to dance. Frank Bean of Cornvllle, Me-, la the only man In Somerset county who Is growing, cucumbers as his main crop. Ho sells all his crop to Skowhegan merchants, wHtch means, he says, that the. people ot that town eat 300.000 pickles a year. On the Uintah reservation at Vernal, Utah, nearly 100 miles from a railroad, an Indian girl has written an opera, -with her people as the theme and motif- It is one thing to write an opera and another to have It produced. Zltkala 8a, a full blooded Sioux, has accomplished both these things. Prof. C. B. Davenport, who has car ried on extensive research, work In eu genlos, says: "A curious antipathy Is that, of red-haired persons ot opposite sox for each other. Among thousands of matlnes I have found only two casea whore both husband and wife ara red haired." Among tho gifts to the kaiser's daugh ter at her wedding was a clock sent by the city nf Hamolln. It Is made from wine cask sawed In two. The hours are Champagne corks. The hands ara cork- norows and the weights ar bottles filled with champagne. Wlmt U a nnxorf Chicago Record-Herald. The supreme court of Mississippi has deolded that the raso'r is not a weapon but an "Implement of the toilet" Now, if it had been the supreme court of Mas earhusatta or Vermont or Maine, no one I would have thought anything about suoh a decision out m Mumenippii Twice Told Tales larndlnp; the Thirsty. After North Carolina voted to be a dry state Its cttUens became very suspicious of strangers. One day a commercial traveler went up to an old negro In a little town In the eastern part of the state and said to him: "Say, uncle, if you will lead me to some place where I can get a drink I'll give you It" The old darkey looked him carefully over, accepted the two plunks, and satd: "All fight, boss, Jest toiler me." He led the thirsty one through the town, on through the suburbs, into the country, and then started due west. After they had traversed about five miles In silence and still' nothing In sight, the man asked: "Look here, Mosel "Where ara we going aftsr this drinkT" "We's gwlne over Into Kentucky, boss; we can't glt nuthln' In dls stato. "Judge. Thn Modern Jinn. "The late Emerson 'Taylor, our consul at Port of Spain," said a Washington official, "hailed from Dry Run, and he had a fund of happy Dry Run humor. "Taylor once compared a disgruntled brother consul to a Dry Run housewife. 'This woman, he said, often took a queer, disgruntled view of things. Thus she said, one day; " 'I don't think the prodigal son was so bad, after all.' " 'He wa'n't no good to his family,' satd her husband, " 'That's a fact,' said the Dry Run woman,' but when ho got home, all the same, he knowed enough to keep hit mouth shet. If he'd been like the twen tieth century man the first thing he'd done would 'a' been to find fault with the way tho fatted calf was cooked,' " 'Washington Star. Looking far Ahead. That the lawyer builds largely on the future was demonstrated the other night by a. story told by Congressman Byron P Harrison of Mississippi. Some time ago, so related the congress man, a handsome young wpman entered tho office of a prominent lawyer. Imme diately tho legal one rose to greet her. "I am glad to tell you, Miss Smith," he pleasantly remarked, "that your breach of promise suft has been settled, The de fendant 'has expressed a desire to com promise the case by marrying you," "I am very glad to hear that," was the smiling response of Miss Smith. "It Is much better than taking a chance on los ing the verdict. You have managed tho case very well. How much do I owe your "Let me see," thoughtfully mused the lawyer. "Shall we say Moor "We shall notl" was tho emphatic re joinder ot the fair plaintiff. "It Is en tirely too much." "Well, then, I will tell you what I wll do, Miss Smith," responded tho lawyer "I will Just cut that bill In half If you will promise to retain me as your coun sel when you sue for divorce." Philadel phia Ledger. Quaint Bits of Life A man In Pittsburgh,, wants a divorce bocause his wife- has --been silent Tor ten years, Last October B. I. Howe of Hartford, Conn., lost a 110 bllll while-doing some work around a. large estate In that city. A short time ago Patrick Geoghan, while raking up some leaves, found the money and returned It to Its owner. The bill was In good condition. Jack Weld, who lives on a farm neai Atchison, Kan., uses pies as a calendar. He eats one-half a pie dally and tells the day of the weak by the number ot pies left. He does not" carry a watch and tells the time of tho day solely by the position ot the sun. To win the value of a calf, 155; John Gross, a farm hand of Caico, Wis., car ried the animal, weighing 112 pounds, two miles without putting it down. His employer told him that he could hav the calf It ho accomplished the feat. In the wild flower garden of Mrs Mary D. Veavte and Mies Emma M. Davis at Belfast, Me., Is an old-fashioned peony whloh was given to their mother fifty-ore years ago. It has mort than forty buds and, blossoms dn It and a large number ot slips have been taken from It One of the most peculiar acta ot benevolence known of late was that of a man In Wheeling who offored his crippled leg tor the benefit of the victims ot the elevator fire In Buffalo who needed skin for grafting purposes. He explained his leg' was no good to him and might do good to them. Tho family of nine children of P. M. Coons of Canton, Kan., all together measure more than fifty-three feet high and weigh almost a ton- The nine chit, dren weigh on an average 303 pounds each, and their average height Is five feet ten Inches. Pour sons averago sis feel one Inch in height and weigh on an average S4S pounds each, Mr- Coona weighs only 165 pounds and his wife only 140 pounds. Over the Seas Slam has established a government savings bank. 8llk Industry In Italy employes 190,000 operatives and 19,000 looms. Cabbage production In Austria amounts to 1,000,000 tons annually. Japan Is capturing the Australian orange market from California com petitors, Manila Is to have a new brewery, a' plant being moved In from Hong Kong. Persia's one railway la a tlx-mlle line from Teheran to the shrine at " Shah Abdul Aslm. Of France's S7.O0O recruits In 1912. S. per cent were Illiterates and 12.5 per csrit had no education beyond the mere abll Ity to read and write. While agriculture Is carried on In great part In a prlmltiye manner In Sicily, yet the island is gradually feeling the awak ening that Is so marked In northern Italy at present Wales has adopted the American plan ot sending agricultural missionary trains throughout the principality, teaching the farmers the bat methods ot raising pout try. Oreat gain has resulted. The gross Income of the Italian state railways for the fiscal year ot 1911, In cluding small navigation lines controlled. by the railway administration, was 115, Tfl.HS. dross expenses were U09.CU.10, Including $1,900,000 placed to the reserve. A net balance ot W,K9,1W -was turnsd over to tut treasury. Hiofeyu ox Retort from u "Honchrnd.'' OMAHA. July 12,-To the Editor of The Bee: An article appeared In one of ttu other papers several days ago stating that the public service committee of the Real Eetate exchange had begun to col lect money to fight the proposed exten sion ot the gas company's franchise. 1 quote one paragraph: The money will be used to secure In formation from other cities concern Inc gas franchises and the cost of manufac turing gas, both In Omaha and other cities. It was my understanding that the Real Kstate exchange, or at least their ex ecutive committee, had already Investi gated the proposed franchise and decided against It. Certainly It weakens their Position, Jn my opinion, when they seek funds to collect the evidence and facts. If these gentlemen knew the facts when they decided the proposed franchise was no good, why should they now raise a fund for this purpose? On tho contrary, If they did not know the facts, how could they pass Judgment Intelligently? Tho spokesman of the Economic league calls those who favor the dollar gas fran chise "boncheads." At least, howover, they have reason to believe that the city commissioners had thn facts In hand when they made the compromise with thi gas company, basing that belief upon Somo of the bills for expert service polo by the taxpayers' money. L. U CLARKE. Donbly Good Advice. OMAHA, July 11-To the Editor of Tho Bee! I was particularly struck with the Item about a Minneapolis woman pre tending to be asleep while she watched a burglar ransaek her husband's pockets and get away with $50 without waking the husband. After which the husband commended her for her obedlenoe, because hf had often forewarned her to remain perfectly quiet If she ever discovered a burglar In the house under such circum stances. .Paul would pronounce that woman a good wife, for he warned all women to bo discrest and' obedient to their husbands. Now, hsre Is an Illustration of how such discretion and obedience works out, and It should be carefully observed by all women. Just think what might have hap pened It this woman had forgotten to he obedient unto nor wise and sleeping hus band. But aside from this the plan is a mighty good one to pursue. A man who will en ter your home to steal will kilt if neces sary, and discretion Is tho better part ot valor when the burglar Is In command of the situation. AN OBEDIENT WIFE. V. V. niKht-oNWay Title. SILVER CREEK, Neb., July It To the Editor of The Bee: The decision ot the Colorado supreme court against the Union Pacific In a right-of-way case, a reported' In The Bee Is of very great Interest to every person owning land along the road In Nebraska, and they will wait Impatiently , to see whether that decision will be sustained by the supreme court of the United States. I take It fot granted the company will appeal. Here.- totore they have managed to keep out ot that court, apparently having little or no faith in their cause, but now U looks as though tho company would have to appeal sr practically abandon all claim to more than .100 feet as their ' right-of- way. If, as stated, the Union Paclflo attor neys say the Colorado case hoe no hear ing In Nebraska, for the reason that the oompany has never abandoned possession, they say what they know Is not true. And yet, In a. sense, It Is true that the oompany never abandoned possession, Fot one, cannot well abandon what he nevei had In his possession, and the Union Pa clflo except In a few isolated Instances, never took possession of more than 100 feet of tho 100 feet they claim as their right-of-way, But they did, In the eyt ot the supreme court ot Colorado abandon thtlr rlShts, It they ever had any, by sleeping on them. fi.n& that doctrine It as good In Nebraska as In Colorado. When these Union Paclflo attorneys say further, that settlers and. former occupants of alleged r!sht-ot-way tsndt lay no claim' to title, they are simply advertising themselves as monumental prevaricators, AH the right-of-way farmers In Nebraska are making such claims and will always continue to make them. Some of them executed leases foi portions ot these lands and thus ap parently abandoned their claims, but 1 believe even that does not give these lands to the company or would not de so on a proper showing of facte. One thing Is certain, namely, that every ont of those leases was Illegal and, -In law, not worth the paper they were written on, for the reason that no portion, o these lands was given the Union Pacific for agricultural purposes, and they could not convey a right to form these lands, as thoy assumed to do. In these matters the eternal Justice ot the thing Is on the side ot the farmers. Not pne of them ever should have even seemingly abandoned their claim to these lands, and those who under Intlmldatlor and undue Influence (and that practically means all of them), may have done so should In some form reassert their richtr CHARLES WOOSTERl Around the Cities Atlanta's new court house wll cost n.iso.ooo. Cleveland Is to have a 1500,000 automo bile clubhouse. Philadelphia Js successfully using vacuum street cleaners. Milwaukee Is to have a new county hospital to cost (800,000. Montreal police authorities favor pro posal to add several policewomen to the force. St Paul's water board Is satisfied with a surplus of 175,000 in a year's business. Since the earthquake 50.000 new build ings Jiave been built In San Francisco. Milwaukee Is said to have a regular school of the Fagln variety for Instruct lng beggars. Jefferson City, Mo., has Just opened to traffic a concrete viaduct fifty-eight feet hlsh and 503 feet long, costing S0, 000. Buffalo has been asked to pay $163,009 for a school site which cost speculators much less and Is only assessed at $3T,0OQ. ! St. Louis Is soon to have a new 1300,00. match factory operated by local capital Philadelphia has Just completed the largest car barn in the world, coverlnr 611x377 feet of ground. Cleveland now claims a population o 722,500, based on school census figure showing U,VJ children ot school age. SAD) IN FUN. Young Lawyer (having passed his ex ams) Well, I m glad It's over. I've been working to death the last fow years try ns to get my legal eduoatlon. Old Lawyer Well, ohser up, my boy; It'll bo a long time before you have any more work to do. Boston Transcript Rankin What do you think of the style In women's dresses these days? KYlt-O, I roll at them and admire them Immensely, Just as other men do, I suppose. Baltimore American. "Father," said the small boy, "what 1 a provisional government?" "Well, my son, my Impression In a general way Is that a provisional gov rtnment Is one that has to krep hustllns from day to day for provisions." Chi cago, "Why do you bUme that man for so openly boasting of his success? He Is doing an eminently appropriate thing." "In what way?" "He Is simply pluming hlm&elf on tho feather in his cap." Baltimore American. "I see by the papers that they tried to introduce base ball In Russia, nnd after a week the project fell through." "What wns the matter?" "The czar's secret police caught the catchers making funny signs to the nltchers, and pinched both teams as Nihilist suspects." Washington Star. "Two years ago you told me the Woggs car . was the best automobile In the world." "Yes." "And now you say Boggs Is the only one worth having." "I get my information direct. The salesman who sold me the Woggs car has gone to work for the Boggs peo ple. "Detroit Free Press. On the way to the seashore, stop at THE PLAZA NEW YORK Fifth Avenue and Fifty-ninth Street Delightfully located opposite Central Park, assuring peace and quiet. Summer Terrace Restaurant. The coolest Hotel in New York. Convenient to theatres and shopping district. Special Rates during the Summer Season FRED STERRY Managing Director PENNSYLVANIA LINES Summer Tours All Around The East VARIABLE ROUTE TICKETS TO New York and Boston Sold Daily June 1 to September SO Inclusive Choice of Route3 All Rail Direct, or via Baltimore, Washington, Norfolk, Rail and Steamer; via Buffalo, Niagara Falls, Montreal and other Cities. OO ONE ROUTERETURN ANOTHER LIBERAL STOP-OVERS-60 DAYS RETURN LIMIT ALSO 30-DAY ROUND TRIP TICKETS TO New York: Atlantic City Long Branch And Other Seashore Resorts DIRECT ROUTE or via WASHINGTONStop-Overs These money-saving fares may be taken advantage of If travelers ask Ticket AgsnU of Western railways for tickets via Pennsylvania Lines' or by addressing W. H. ROWLAND, Traveling Passenger Agent 224-225 City National Bank Bldg., Omaha, Neb. Safe and Sane Of eratitn. Great Western employes 'never "tako a chance" on safety. No detail is too trivial to be carefully wateched where safety is in volvedthe motto of the entire operating force is "Caution Guard- Watch Safety 'Always." - Uso the Great Western's GET THERE FIRST trains to St, Paul and Minneapolis leave Omaha 8:10 p. m. and 7:44 a,m. dally. Ask P. P, Bonorden, o. P, & T. A.. 1322 Fain am Street, Omaha, Neb. Phone DoukIcs SCO. HOPELESS. T. A. Daly In Philadelphia Bulletin. O! wait, please don'ta go. my frand, But mak' some talk worth me. Here cam's a man I would pretond 1 have not time to see. Kefs Joe Daedarlo, poor man! Setnco wan clay lasta Fall I havo no word Italian Dat'B good for heem at all. From time hees leetle boy ees dead. No matter w'at you say, Dere'a Jus" wan theeng eenslde hees head You no can drive away. You- know how mooch a mon' he got? ' O! mooch more dan he want; He mak' from wan small houee an lot Ft thousand' lasta month'! An w'en I tak hcem by da hand For show how glad am I Baycause for soch good luck, my frand, Ho ccs baygcen to cry. Tou theenk he would have Joy, but no, He nevva was so sad. "Ah! yes." he say. "poor leetle Joe, Ho woulda been so glad." You know how fine was yesterday. How warm da sUn an bright. An' all thecngs emlle een aoocha way To feel you weeth delight? Wal, here was I by deesa stand, Wen Joe ecs possa by "Buon Olorno! Hoi Buon Qlorno frand! Good-morna!" so I cry "Hero eesa day dat's full weeth Joyl" "Ah! yes," ha say. "too badl Too ban for won poor lettle boy Dat woulda been so giaa. f 'Pht dere he's gon', I thank you s For dat you're standln' here; I am afraid to meet dees Joe, He mak' me feel eo queer. Of course, I speak da best I con. But leonce wan day las' Fall I have no word Italian Dat's good tor heem at all. Cape Nay Ashury Park W i