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MAT ClttCCLATION.
50,261
Btate.of Nebraska, County of Pouglus.'ssi
Dwfght Williams, circulation manager
of ThYTJee' Publirhlng contpntty, befnS ""
du!yawbrn, .a.ys that tlm, uvertfe- dally that It In. "
circulation for tl.o month' of AlttyriSlt ' "
a M.XV irwiOHT WILLIAMS,. Why ahou
Woman's Work Hours.
The pendulum of progress In the
matter of- work- hours, or woman
took a decided swing backward wlion
tho Illinois stato senate virtually
killed the bill to give woman the
eight-hour day and fixed tho lljplt at
tern hours. Nebraska was among the
ffrBt states to" protect woman in in
dustry by limiting her work day first
to ton and then to nine hours, .or
fifty-four hours, a week,
,.It Is no't ppss'lblo to Justify a sys
tom that-works' women ton houf-B. It
Is ode. of tho! anomalies of out indus
trial system, though, that it continues
to do this without attempting Justi
fication; except when pressed. Those
rigktB which really affect woman's
Volfarb most industrial" rights are
coming to bo conceded and woman
will not lbng remain tho chief' buf-dcn-bearen.bf
tho- Industrial army.
Subscrftfta in my precm?e ond nworn
Subscribers lcn-rlnjc the city
temporarily alitortlrt Iiiitp The lice
mnl)ed 40ittiem. AdtlrrM,-vrlll .lie
cljnn(cd. lunndrmni rcciueafrtl i
"This is Tho li'oo's birth'-.
day .anniversary. Yes, tho
i forty-second. Thanks, wo
11 ' f
.A
Rbmomber, education does not
lop with graduation fronv. school.
It is alinost too hot . to road tho.
Congressional Kocord through each
tfajr.
T"ho,UbV situation 'has rcsolvedfctof -,booJ tw. c,ty. 1
t.ir a, ., - rand his nation in order to
you ' take jt.,
A conviction and fino has been
ind for itficli cocaine selling. Koep
up the gboiKwjork;
Cincinnati Ico;mon havo coolly do-
innnQQUa'TfliBo in pay wun tnront
of stlU'4pnled.
If any,r'enoy)d' public officer or
icmp!oyo.wa'ntBav' hearing-on his case,
ho surely. dA&ht to haVtflU
Of cuffjVTtlll.b.o tho "tUll din
ner pair 't ujRtu Secretary Dryan cat-
ties formBgon repast.
Dr. Priclinionn returns to his fath
crlandwtuioiit; It lS'foarod bradW
' Perhaps tho solution of ,tho, ond
peat "hog .problem s Uio substitution
of a circular seated vehicle
IftHobaon succooda in bocotntng' a
enator,,wo pjrosunio hawll hv.Q thq
courtesy ta atop advocating .war with
anpaiu .. ....
Too. flupremo, .court la badly" mls
tcken If It thinks- It has. hurt Uncle
Jim Hill's -footings by recessing for
etCrat months.
Fosters Versus itnocken, .
Among tho discordant notes
elicited by tho plan for concurrent
Kpbraskn boom, editions of all. tho
nowspapora ropropentod In tho recent
8tato Press" association gathering Is
thie ono front tho fekaniah Herald,
wllfcJi othorwlfio constantly boasts
progroaslvo:"
should that special oxpenne fall
on tho nowspapcra.7 Would It n6t bene
fit tbo wHolo stato? If so, let the whole
1.1.
JjOOKUU
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Thirty Years Airi
The estimate of the School board sub
mitted to the olty council calls for a
grand total of US,7W to pay all ex
penses of running the schools for a
year1. .
H. Jacobseru t)hf rrsjfnjl ,-h)s posltloft
ai member of jti police ' force.
C. ,C. Thrane. member tit the city
council frpm . iit first;, wafd, and ht'
wlfo celebrated their wvor jvcddlnK an
nlvcniary with ' A recfe'ptton to their
frleuds. SpeecbrS ware jnada. Jiy. ReV.
Qyd'asen, pastor of tba Danish church;
H Jorgensen, Danish council; Mr.
Schoubo and John Mathelsen.
The firm of A. Illlsy A Co., has been
dissolved by Frank Dellone, who was
the company, .taking over the buslnefS,
It la announced that Colonel- Smythe
will abandon the law for the live stock
business.
William HIdner In the sixth ward has
been appointed constable In tho place
of the Into, Ilpger Dujcher.
Councilman Ed Lceder has opened a
grocery store on the corner of Thir
teenth and . Davenport, streets,
Julius Thlele lias arranged for reopen
ing his- summer garden, fitted up as a
natatorlum, for the accommodation of
those who .believe "cleanliness Is next
td godliness."
A. B. Snowden has returned from
Waterloo, la,, whehe he was called to
Btn.t.tfLV for It: what' Is. not worth pay
ing for Is not worth liavlntf g' nn. old. ' attend the funeral of a brother,
rule and a troort ono, Most or tbo papers
uso pages, of space .during oncli year for
free boosting purposes, that should bo
etoUgh. Wo believe- that less rreo space
tpMho public Would maR advertising
more' iippnuclatlvt). Wr do not n,vor the
freo boosting propaganda, proposed at
tho last mootinx. .
KoV, wq disagree absoltltely with
this sordid!, Bolflshi unpatriotic sentl-
.ment, and. wowlll lot our "progroe-
Blvo" Drother Sutherland have a
mpnopoly of It Tho editor of, a pa
npr who is afraid ho will not b'o paid
Jor doing a public norvice, or promot
ing a public enterprise, In. which all
sharo Iho boneflts, will iio.t get Very
far. It Is up to every newspaper ed-
deserve
public support In- roturn.
"thai $B,0(T-tf-ch(ld abatemcht to
jthq ln'conio, tax olauso must bo . a, bid
cor a famous bull moosor to Join tho
democratic party.'
Tho1 --King's foster and tbo. poot
lRureaVjavo ded and the British
polo tsam "lost to tho Americans.
Theae.be sad times on which Johnny
Bull has fallop r j .
Wo say tho vofy.nlr of our country
breathes democracy, but what about
the sun, too, whon It makes pros!
dents' and cabinet officers peel off 'abolish?
thefr coats? , I Those
Judge- Xovett's Charges.
No doubt Judge Lovett feols that
ho. has good roaBon. for not making
his "vague" charges specific in' rela
tion to. tho lawyers who boasted of
their peculiar "influonco" with con
g'rosBmen in urging their professional
services, but If ho could reconcile hla
.reasons to a complete nyvolatlon It
might tend to subserve' tho onds of
.JusUca. Thoro- nro tricks In nil
trades, and tbeso men may havo
j' boon pursuing, ono comnfon to, tbtem
butu.lt so, tboy. ought to bo exposed.,
Senator Works of California, Is,
quoted' as saying that he received
nn offer of $1,01)0 la cash from a
constituent who desired a. postmas-:
lorBnip anu woo was niuuzoi uou
advised of tho culpability -of his act
In, his slmpllclt- he thought, tlfftt was
tho. way all such mattors went.
Our muckrakors truly sowod the
wind .arid tho cbuntry Is noW reap
ing tho whirlwind In a dangerously
distorted opinion of, qur pubUq serv
ants. Too, ,rnany, P)?oplo havof9 Idea
of tho character of public mon OX.
colit as gftthctod froni ov0rdra.wn
l.ieturcs printed In sonsatlon-cravlng
periodicals and It Is. extromoly
doubtful whether compensating ad
vantages havo rosultod,
, i
The. TJcinocrat&and Ecvqnuc.
..WHu-t Is the deeper ,",ljjni.f jponco qt,
tho democrats' proposal to oxempt
$500 for each child of a family In
tho .Income tax, clause of tho now
tariff bill pd ,tho accompanying
plan to reduce. tho exemption front
$4,000 to $3,000? Is it not plain
that they are. .already floundering
nround.in a sea., of .uncertainty for
somo adoquato boutco of rjevenue as
ii substitution foe tho successful
tariff Bystom they aro about to
Yet we doubt It Senator J. Ham
provisions, wo aro told,
would "greatly increase the revenue"
. iltbmif Imnnilni, ImrHnhlna itnnn
L.wls, will be constrained to resign he hoadB of amlUoi). But howan
J. Ij. Tiylor, for many years connected
With, the county clerk's office, baa re
turned to bis first love, and his fam
iliar face Is' once morn seen at his desk.
The Ben Celebrated its twelfth birth
day anniversary, bigger, better and
busier than ever.
Twenty Years Ago
Dr. BetW returned from Denver.
Charles C. Ilosewatcr returned frpm
Cornell college, to spend most of the sum
mer at home- fie had been elected edi
tor, of tho Cornell college paper.
Mrs. Ktta Matheson, cashier of the
postmaster's department at the post-
of flop, returned frpm Ch)cuo, where she
spent several weeks at the Wprla xir,
George nines, formerly of Omaha, came
over fpjrvlsU from Chicago where toe
held the position of assistant superin
tendent of terminals at the World's fair.
Attorney James Lcdwlch of Broken
Bow, formerly of Omaha, was In town
on business.
Mr. and Mrs. N. T. Eates wr visiting-
their son. Wll J. Estes of North
Twentieth street.
Mrs. Carrie Cumnlngs, police matron,
returned .from an eastern trip and re
sumed her duties. Mrs. Oummlngs spent
a week at the World's fair In Chicago.
Monslgnor 9atoltt, PftP&l delegate to the
United States, arrived In the city from
Washington, D. C, as tho guest pt Bis
hop Scnnnell, Us was accompanied by
Dr. O'Oorman. . It was undestood that
tho case of Bishop Bopacum of Lincoln
would be discussed during the, visit.
Mgr. Satollt was avarsa to newspaper. In
terview and Dr. O'Qorma'n did what
talking was done.
Tch. Yews Ago
S&ftwproaha Wh sfihpol .graduated 18
voutha. the lamest claaii la Its history.
VfiSerel?eSw'1ieldlhV6e
theater. HV' John M, toss, offered the
Invocation and Superintendent Carroll U
Pearse, who presided, made a brief ad
dress.
A big fire occurred at the Avery build
ing facing the Tenth street viaduct, The
llachQ Wagon cpmpany yaa really the
heaviest, Ae-ser, Jts damages amount tp
one llB.vOO. Iflreroan McCluro had his
hands badly burned. ' ' '
General C)iArls V, Munlroh told th
poard, of PubllQ Works he Ws p, property
owner at Sxtnth and California streets
and was ready to sgp p, petition to havm
Sixteenth street resurfaced ut any time.
The refusal of property owners thus to
Resent h.ail been holding back necessor'
Improvements alons this .artery of c,om
merce, and it was believed General Man
dtrson's action would set the pace that
would lead to a majority petition.
City Prosecutor Tom Lee announced his
Inteptlou filing actions against several
milk deulers who werp using formalde
Ijydo In their milk. City Inspector Hut
tpn, conferring with Lee, said' lie had evl
dnco support this charge,. He. had
been making a quiet Investigation, which
revealed this fact
Twice Told Tales
blent
win-
Explained.
Down In the Ited Itlver valley section
of Louisiana there Is a planter, a veteran
of the civil war, who Is noted for hla
prpfane Vocabulary.
Wot long since he married and every-
tfclnr sailed along nicely for a few days.
BUt the captain wna called out early
one morning by a jiegro, tenaht, who
Wanted to one nlm on business. As, soon
ae, the. fdjilUn v theJdarky he began
Ilia . you'ig. wife, "hearing th
language, tuck her head .out of the
dow.ahd asked, "Is. that you, dear?'
-Before -the eaptaln- could- answer; the
Jarkey said apolpgetlca41y,'No, ma'am;
aat's Cap'n Johnson.'Wudge.
Wan Wlie.
That It Is not always best to have too
much company was demonstrated the
other evening by a story told by Senator
Duncan Fletcher of Florida during' a
pleasant little smokefest.
In a public school In one of the south
ern states some time ago, ran tho tale
of the senator, the teacher was having
some difficulty In Jteeplng a class Jn
the middle of the mathematical road.
Several questions wore asked without
making much headway, and then ahe
turned to a lad named Willie.
nvjllle," she asked, "If your . father
can. do .piece of work In six days, .and
your Uncle William can do It In seven
days, how long would it take them to
do It together?"
.'T.en thousand years," was the prompt
rejoinder of Willie; "they -iwould smoke
all day ftnd ell fish stories." Philadel
phia Telegraph.
Unfit' 'Lack.
Two negrpeg, After, .having disputed
over a certain wpman -.which they ,both
admired, decldml to H1n th mnHor
by a watermelon dUel, the winner to
have the woman, Kivoh prepared himself
and ,appoared at the. appointed hour.
wnen tne melons were consumed It was
found that tha larger negro had. devoured
the greater number. The futuro bride,
baying witnessed the .duel, wrote the
following note 'to -the winner:
"Dear Mr. Washington I admlro your
courage, but havo decided to marry your
opponent, realising my Inability to sup
port anyone with such an appetite as
yours."Natlonal Monthly.
Muffled Knocks
THE PICNIC.
Children's Prattle
Little Eda was -learning 'to sew,
"Mamma," she said. "I wish y6u would
pfease. thread this needle, for me. Every
time I get the thread nvar the eye .It
winks."
Little Arthur (at church) "I cart't see
what, they -have sermons for."
Little draco Why, it's to give the poor
singers a chance .to rest.
Teacher-Klohnny, suppose J was 'to bor
row 1 from you and ,should,.payt.you. 10
cents month for, ten months, how much
would I then pwe you?
Johnny About a nickel for Interest.
Sunday School ,. Teocher-Now, Kate,
how did God..lcnow, .that Adam ,and Bve
Jmd eaten the apple from the tree of
Jtnowitflge
nsniWrKataraclBVlie fbUKd- thVcoiisi
lngs In the orchard.
Annette was taken to seq her new, baby
brother.
"Huhl she exclaimed, "11 bet that's a
second hand kid. Why, all the hair Is
worn off ,hs head."
Mother entered tho room Just In ilmo
tp.,Jee the 4-year-old Verna knock her
older brother, down.
"Verna, how could you do such a.
-thine!"
. ; . i , ...
"Tho Lord ave me Btrongth." Voma
proudly replied.
Little Dot had asked a lot of Ques
tions, and her father was growing Im
patient. Finally he protestedi "Oh, Dot,
i can't answer half your questions,"
'I know you can't, .papa," she .replied:
"but I want to find out which half you
can answer,"
Little Eddie was fond of Indian stories
and sometimes got them mixed with his
Sunday school lessons.
"Mamma." he Inquired one day. "what
trbe was It that made the .goldrtPjated
cvee we Israelite or the Choctaws?'
Miss Allco MoConnughy of Madison
vllle, O., a slender miss of 13, has be
come quite an expert In wireless and has
been licensed as an operator In Cleve
land.
Miss Annie Berntsen, daughter of the
prime minister of Denmark, has just
become a "master"' cabinet maker. She
served her apprenticeship' In the factory'
of a furniture firm In Copenhagen.
Mrs. Mary Ann Barker, of Mount
Vtrnon, la.. Is the rfrother -of 10 children,
seven of whom are still living, three of
them upon farms, three In the ministry
and One the wife of a minister.
Miss Anna M. Shrove, who has had.
charge of the nursery for twenty-six
years at Olrard college In -Philadelphia,
hafi had 600 bpvs under her charge. She
Is regarded as x mother by the children.
Mrs. Jletty Green, who -was' before her
marriage Hetty Robinson, was only 8
years old when she opened a bank ac
count. Her father had taught her how
to take care of money even before that.
Once when she was a young lady she
went to New York to Visit with Jl,?03
to buy gowns. ' She spent 1200 and put
tho rest In the bank.
I.
People Talked About
his seat by his impatience with, the
failure of his efforts to got himself
taken seriously,
rfots that . Andrew Carneclq , and,
Ka)ser WUh'elm,'!. those two eminent
npoetles of disarmament, sat down
tOBOtbor at tho olosin$ feast of thf
emperor's silver jubilee.
Emperor William has recognised
the Huorta government of Mexico,
Evidently, the German emperor's
eyesight reaches, further than Iho
vision of Presldont Wilson.
Kobras&a Press association to p&lco
a siuay ot tne question o( taxation
Includes one of our erudite content
porarles. Good! It won't hurt him
a bit
JfV
Colonel watteraon speaks mora
truth than poetry when he says that
It was'. not -so ntuch tho policies of
Harder Weftftly a the fact that the
dtlly newspaper! 'had- taken up the,
plcturij. part of'jjt, that' forced the
change in that 'reversible, publication.
we be sure of, that until the theories
nrp tried out? Equally as posttlvn
assurance was vouched for the suc
cess; of the. original, plans contem
plated In the Income tax' section of
tho bill, and yet even beforo tha
measure Is ready for a vote on tho
On Memorial day, 1912U there wcro only
187,000 survivors of tho cvll,w wd less
than 1,000 survivors oftho Mexican war.
Old Man Weston, In his walking stunt
from New York to Minneapolis, shows
how sympathetic persons can boost the
shoe trade In dull seasons.
At the end of a fierce vocal struggle.
Medicine Hat granted a twenty-five year
franchise to a . street .JWAV company.
The hot wave will subsldo presently.
Mark H, Cobb, former jpnvote socrctary
f,loor of congress, Its sponsors are ln newspaper work In New York, and for
prqpqsing vital changes in it.
plnco the tariff tinkers,' them
selves, are not Bure of their grpiind.
tbey certainly cannot expect others
to be.
Our amlabjo democratic contem-
The commltteo appointed for theiPorary is going o ha.yq brought
up In congress" tq secure, a reversal
of the supremo court decision on tho
Omaha electric light franchise That
la surely a new one. .Whoro doos
congress come in under the constitu
tion In the regulation of our city
affairs?
County Judge Crawford ' se,ts a
Bplendfd precedent In denying to
loan agents the right, of collecting
ntury from a dead victim's estsfte.
"Whllo dickering for new and more
etringent laws to 'govern loanvagen.ts,
U pur public officials before whom
ttuoi matters come would do what
tbejj might ami follow Judge Craw
forifs good eanfile. thre would be
ksj occasion for new taws.
tu
Jimmy. Manahan, .now. congress
marv-at-Iarge In Minnesota, Is said
to, .be under, Ire ot crUclgm at homo
tor opposing-, the Underwood tariff
bill, which. Seems to show that the
way ot tho, political reformer, like
th,at ot the transgressor, Is Bonie-
tlmes hard.
It trahsp'lres ' that another dofect
baa been uncovered in the income
tax seation.or the jarirr diu. now
can that bo possible? Were we not
assured that thc income tax part as
it passed the house was the nearest
yet attained to perfection, ?nd would
hot bo altered In any particular?
forty, years an official of the United
States mint In Philadelphia, died at his
home 1n J'hlladelphla.
Kor th first time In the history of
Texas, a husband and wife, fcoth, grand
parents, have graduated In the time -elass
at a university, This happens when
William rprter. aged 60, and his wife.
45. received thelt diplomas at Baylot unl-ve-slty
In Waco, Tex.
From tha nonpretentlous povitlon of a
Weld county farmer to ft title, and hon
ored standing as Lord Muncaster of Eng
land, is tne striae tnat may do ien oy
J. L. rennlngton, a. farmer living jiorth
ot;Qreeley, Col., It he urges his claims.
A Denver girl .horns from a school In
Boston, startled the mountain town and
got her picture in.thp papers by appear
Ink on. the streets wearing a monocle.
Her second aDDearanca 4rtth the swacger
glass has been uuiennueiy postpone
Mcthead the .riot act. and confiscated
tfis glass, ,wt ;. , , .
. The greatest fortune ver accumulated
'Aljna' C. Parkin, a direct descendant of,
'6(tttng Bull' famous 'chief oP the Slbux.
Mrs. Parkin, who died repejHJy at, Can.
nop UalL N. D.. leftt.an estate valued .at
E. Dana Durand. director of.the United
States census, hasi aeopted tha- position,
ot dlrectpr ot the hurecu of research f
agricultural econdmlcs at the Mianesota
Agricultural colUf. In place ot Prof
Carl W Thompson, former bureau head
at the college, who resigned several
weeks ago.
Hammer Taps
When a mail hasn't anything to worry
him. he ao always get married.
The man who is afraid people will
laugh at him Isn't going to get anywhere.
A rat head Is an man who laughs at his
own Joke. A smart man Is one who
laughs at the, Jake..y ou tell.
Isn't If funny that 'having a good time'
means -a stunt that will give you a head
ache and keep you broke for a week?
Every man Is a rood loser until the
test comes, And then W out!of every 100
-yelp o loudly that the world gives them
ine taugn.
Three cities have issued orders that
women wearing silt skirts must wear
petticoats with the aforesaid garments.
Huh! Watch the women comply with the
law and silt the settlcpata.
;j.ne worio. is growing netter ngnt along.
But we won't havo a Utopia here until
every bride receives a flyi swatter and a
package of bed bug powder among the
other wedding presents.
Good clothes are a tonic Ever notice
how a fellow In a new suit holds his head
up and squares his shoulders? And ever
notice how the- fellow with the shlnyT-
bows and the faded pants slouches
along? Cincinnati Enquirer.
Facts and Fancies
It Is hard to say. which Is the most
dangerous dimples er dynamite.
Ten bers and., a listener will make an
orator out of any man.
When It comes to, twins the supply al
ways exceeds the demand.
You can sit down and dream millions.
But It takes sweat to get dollars.
A wpmatUic Idea ot a great trial' Is to
have to select a middle name for the
'baby. v:' il- I .'
, The moroytm, iee of some men the
more. y oil wonderwhy the fool killer Is
so patletlt. '
It takes a man a lonrf. time .to discover
tlia't-lt Is harder to dodge work than to
do4t.
What has become of the big family
Bible that Used to repose dustily on the
marble topped center table?
Any married man Is entitled to sym
pathy. But when he gets married the
second time ho desorves .all he gets.
When mother puts a newspaper under
the cuspldore so father won't muss up
tho floor, father always manages to miss
both the cuspldore nnd the newspaper;
Father always forgets that it Is moth
er's birthday until she bawls him out
about it after breakfast. Then he goes
downtown and sends her home a screen
door for tho kitchen or t rubber mat for
the bathroom as a present. Cincinnati
Enquirer. '
the
the Joyous wind Is bldwlng an'
aoisies they are dancing
An' . theyire setting nn example that
Well follow Very Boon.
On the hill beneath the oak tree where
the sprinkled sun is glancing
It Is there we'll dance as gaily to the
fiddle's lilting tunc.
1
For we've left the bitter service o1 Kings
xesteraay an Morrow
An' we've pledged 6urcword as followers
o' mrry Klnir Today.
-An' all out o' doors his kingdom Is an' so
were off to borrow
A little o' the happiness that makes
his kingdom gay.
So .It's roses for the gentlemen an' lilies
lor the ladies
An' a crown o' yellow buttercups for
Women's Activities
-New York Times.
it's roees fer the gentlemen an lilies for
the ladles
iVn' a crown o' yellow buttercups for
him that Dlavs tho tune.
An' IPs Hot a fig We're "fearlrfg what the
present state .o trade is.
For. we're all off together for a merry
day In June)
Then It's put your best foot forward an1
wo all are laos an' lueses
An' the robin In the polar tree Is slng
lnsr "Com alons:'"
So It's trip, trip, trip It down the path
among tne' grasses
An the fiddler mustn't ever stop be
cause he lacks a song.
Oh.
him that plays the tune.
An' It's trip, trip, trip where the joy o'
field and glade Is,
Vnr.-wJrv 1t of f AtrAthr fr n mr.ir
uay in June: f
LAUGHING GAS.
Ilo That's-old man Driver who Just
Wept by. He makes mostlrefl
She (reprovingly) That expression l
not only slang, but very stale slang
He No slang about It. Ho's the man 1
work for. Boston Transcript.
"Last year, I see the churches or Chris
tendom contributed more than JSO.000,000
to missionary work."
"Great Scott! What on eirth are they
feeding the heathens now canvasback
duck and terrapin stew?" St. Louis Re
public. "Jllke." said Plodding Pete, "what
would you do If you was rich?"
"I'd lead a life of ease," replied Men -I
dering Mike.
"No you wouldn't. You'd be playln J
polo or golf or takln' physical culture
Let well enough alone. A-- life of ease
ntn't nothln' but work In disguise."
Washington Star.
Sherlock Holmes glanced 'round tho
room. The pictures were torn Into shreds,
the chairs were, broken, the table- lying
on top of the piano. A great splash of
blood was on the carpet.
"Someone has been here," he com
mented with wonderful insight" Life,
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Editorial Sif tings
Washington Post: Well,. England can
stilt beat the United States at crlekct,
anyhow.
BoBtoh Transcript: Mrs. Carrie Chap
man Catt, who is attending the Interna
tional woman's conference In Vienna, will
not be presented at court, thus upsetting
the. old theory that a Catt can look at a
king.
"8t. Louis Globe-Democrat: The French
aylator who traveled 932 miles at the
fate -at ninety-three miles an hoMr has )
moue a remnr.Kauio record, nut it is a
quiet week when records are not broken
In air flight. There will be llttlo delay
ln covering 1,000 miles ln ten hours.
. Louisville Courier-Journal: A wealthy
tire manufacturer -and his automobile
are missing, and the pollen of many cities
are looking for' the man. Possibly he was
Wicked man who advertised that his
tlr.es .dWn't skid, and was punished by
sHIddlng Into .another, and much Jess sat
isfactory world.
Pittsburgh Dispatch The west Is fur
nishing the optimism and btiqyancy of tho
business situation. Where crops aro hlg
and things growing, the people there taka
broader viewer and brighter outlook
than ln the localities whore big business
Is grouching because the country does
not take Its word as, tho. law and gospel.
Stories in Figures
The -.total, output of the Peruvian, oil
wells during 1912 Is stated to have been
214.04? tons. ' . .
St.iXouls,-MQ., has 'nineteen citizens
whoseju-opertles are assessed at more
than $500,000 each.
With portable" wireless apparatus the
Swedish army has established communi
cation over distances of 110 miles by day
and 00 miles at night,
In the first flva months of 1913 returns
show that 141 mining corporations .have,,
paid out J51.00O.fa) In dividends. Of these
corporations ininy-one operate copper i
properties. i
In four months after the act of con
gress regulating wireless communcatlon .
wnt Into effect last December. 3.407
licenses were Issued to wireless operators
and stations in tho United States. No
fewer than 1,185 licenses were granted to
amateurs.
The United States produces about 83
per cent of the world's oysters.
On the American continent .there are
1,624 languages and dialects made use of.
The annual precipitation of Mobile, Ala.,
Is sixty-two.. Inches, the greatest tn this
country. Hatteras Is next
Brazil In 1912 bought 1334,043 worth ot
motor vehicles from the United States,
21,470,795 worth from France and 21.520; -
019 worth .from Germany.
Arkansas Is annually cutting 640.000.000
.feet of short-leaf pine timber, 650,000.000
ieet or looiolly jlne. 40,000.000 feet, of
Mypress, X.000,000 feet of oak, 2,000.000 feet
red gum and 1.250,000 feet ot hickory.
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' Go Mdf'tfa;
to Keep Gool
. Change your latitude spend the summer .
'fishing and lo'afingito the lakes and woodB of
Minnesota where the average , temperature is
frora to 12 degreed cooler than in Nebraska .
land, wherg. liay-feveraljWWyW'"
There are a thousand "standy-beaqh lakes" In".
Minnesota, with timbered , shores and rang- .
ingfrom big fashionable 'resorts with palatial
hotels to quiet out-of-the-crpwd places Ayhere
fashions and conventions .needn't worry yo.ti. '
la .Minnesota you can bathe, canoe, motor,
and such fishing1! MSnnesbta is tlie( MP&
of the Muskellunge, pike, bass and crappie!
Drop in or write nnd let us help you plan
your vacation. We can give you complete
detailed information about roimd trip fares,
schedules, hotel, boardirig-liouse, cottage or
camp rates and all the resorts, and supply
you with f rge literature. ' Call ; or vite today,
we may be able to give you the very idea you
want. "
P. P. Bonorden, C. P. & T.' A. M. B.-Slmmoni, D; P. A.
1523 Farnnm Street, Omaha. ' "
Phone Dong. 200.
Nebraska Editors
K. ji' man goes so far as. to wear
whiskers 'he might as well part them ln
thejnldtjufc .
t iThr'tttlfl mt .criticism of Noah
L due to the fact that he took two hairless
wnen js-froan'iceeps nimseu wen aressea
thejptjier iejotart . story to the effect
thiT thft wearfs. 'corset.
.jAvhen' a, Yrfan la. presented with a petl
;t!pi hVis.W'nattered by the attention
that he. nearly always signs It.
(A man reaches bis most humiliating
state' when he Is known to other people
merely s his wife's husband.
Nearly every Inefficient man has a
pocketful ot letters ot recommendation
signed by employers who wished to be
Md ot him,
Albert Dennis, who has been pro
prietor of the Orchard News for several
years, has sold, the paper to Alexander
Sherig (if jJenson, Mlun. ,ilrf Dennis and
family will remove tp California.
." The Oakdale Sentinel, Charles H. Frody,
proprietor, celebrated Its twenty-sixth
anniversary 'last Week by appearing ln
an entirely new dress of type.
J. B. Lane, proprietor of' the Blue
Hill Leader, has been appointed post
master of his town.
The Aurora, Republican, which Is now
edited by Clark Perkins, was 40 years
old last week. It was founded ny D, T
Sherman, and was the first paper Issued
ln Hamilton county.
Tho Kearney Times la putting on metro
politan airs. Last week it printed n four
page advertisement fox one ot the en
terprising local department stores.
Little Stories and Talks About Advertising
(Copyright, 1913, By Harry Schorman)
A Rather Famous Story About Black Opa s
A Now York jeweler, George Marcus & Co., had a
large stock of Black Opal's on hand, which he.'was yery
anxious to market. Unfortunately, the notpriousjy Ijlaso
New Yorkers seemed to care no more for Black Opals
than for opals of any other color of the rainbow.
So the jeweler called in an advertising man and said :
"I want you to make more people want Black Opals."
A newspaper campaign -was run for .several seasons, and eo
unusual and 'Interesting was the "copy" that numbers of people -began
WANTING Black Opals who had noyer before HEARD of them
ut all. The sales rapidly increased, UNTIL- TOW .TUB .MINES IN
AUTRAIjIA ARB "WORKED OUT, and can no longer supply the de
mand. The advertising man asserts that this advertising campaign
in Neyv York City was directly responsible for the working out of
those Australian mines.
Moral: PEOPLE CAN BE MADE TO WANT ANY
MARKETABLE PRODUCT. The only thing necessary
is sensible and persisfent advertising, and "copy" writ
ten by a man whoknows how to nrouse desira
If you want to increase the sales of YOUR goods,
call in a reliable advertising man, and if the goods can
bo made' to sell at all he will show you how to do it by
advertising.
A representative of THE BEE will be glad to call and give a
vice and assistance to intending advertisers. Phone Tyler 10U0
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