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THE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY, .TUNE 12, 1913.
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"Jokera" .eem to bo tho order of
tho day.
Dignity and advancing ago ought
to bo Inaoparablo companions.
Chill, wo aro told, is lncllnod to
give American interests 'thoro. a cold
V
doaL
Remember, . no two men , would
writs tho city charter exactly tho
samo.
"I am out of politicB.'v' Bays. Bobs
Murohy of Tammany. Toll it to tho
marines.
Now Uncle. Sara's staff photog
rapher has pointed his camera at tho
Kodak trust.
Nebraska soil and normal w.oathor
nieko an invlnclblo combination for
bumper crops.
The surest way to mako it safe and
Bane in Omaha' 1b to Btop absolutely
the salo of tlangoroua noise-makers,
If the, poet must know, what Is so
rsro as a day in Juno, lot him try
sleeping out In one of Its nights.
M ffli , - "
Parlliynentary , prologues might
provo effective as tomporary expedi
ent Jn dealing with tho suffrngettos.
Tho Chautauqua lecture graft 1b a
good graft, but It would bo a bottor
graft if thero wero enough of It to
go around.
Tho men who began hlB summer
vacation early must havo had hifl
lalth in weather prophets perma
nently shaken
Enforced publicity, for cnmpalgn
funds may havo to bo oxtendod to
publicity of funds raised to blook or
put legislation across.
laSBSBSSSSSSS"SW S
A fair examplebt a patient man is
one who can tako tho kinks out of a
wet fish line without putting a few
in the English language.
"What Is tho Billy ago of women?"
asks Bomeone. Now, that Is" unfair.
The presumption is that U is tho
same as the flllly ago for mon.
The really sad feature of Brother
McBrlen'a Chautauqua deal is that bo
many esteemed and respected broth
er should be pulled in among the
suckers.
Missouri Valloy toughs aro said to
havo attacked the Omaha High
school cadeta in camp there. Not a
very good way for Missouri Valloy to
have their town advertised.
Denver has inaugurated a fight on
the smoko that hides its surrounding
mountains from tho.vlow of tourUta.
Where scenery Is -the chief industry,
It is entitled to the right-of-way.
Now Jersey needs pimjh better judges,
or much better penltentlartosf Now York
Tribune.
Perhaps President Wilson would
Bay, "When the cat's away tho mice
will play."
As head of tho Navy department,
Secretary Daniels is said to havo
chocked some of the rocking chair
officers by his ' crude innovations.
Perhaps, then, the country will bo
glad that he was appolntod.
-The nomination of Meredith Nich
olson, tho novelist,- for a diplomatic
appointment is opposed by an In
diana congressman on the, ground
that "he la not a good democrat."
Yea. but he la tho author of a "beat
ueiier.
Cornelius J. Ford, appointed public
priatejv has been hedd of the organised
labor movement In New Jersey for Un
year. He has been long in polities.'
'res dispatch.
Too bad, Mr. Maupln. We're sorry
you didn't land. You have been ac
tive in organized labor longer than
that, but evidently not sufficiently
9e is politics.
To Whom Belong the Credit t
The Wilson administration has
been in power a little over threa
months. It has really had time
scarcely to take an inventory of its
possessions and, except for a few
high-salaried ornamental places, the
machinery of government is still
manned by the samo men who had
chargo undor the previous republican
administrations. Not a slnglo court
proceeding Instituted by the now ad-
administration could possibly have
como to a head and, as a matter of
fact, mighty fow now court proceed
ings havo been instituted. Although
congress is sitting in extra session,
not a single important legislative
measure, beyond making appropria
tions, has been enacted,'-
It happens, however, that several
notablo stops of progress for the
country havo recently been scored, In
which Mr. Common People finds
much reason for Jubilation. Two
amondmonts to the constitution havo
been proclaimed, and tho supreme
court haB rondercd sOvcral significant
decisions in cases of tremendouB pub
lic momont. With their usual nerve
and gal, our democratic friends havo
started to claim credit for tho Wilson
adminstration for these achievements,
with Which tho' Wilson adralnlst-a-
tlon has had nothing, whatovor to do.
The Income tax amendment was
proposed by Bonator Drown of Ne
braska as a. republican measure, and
its submission and ratification was
completely accomplished during the
Tatt administration.
The ' direct election of United
States senators amendment was liko-
wlsa put through before tho repub
licans went out of power and, as a
mattor of fact, was forced by the re
publican senate over tho persistent
opposition of tho democrats houso.
Tho important rato cases, merger
cases and anti-trust casos decided by
our supremo court, overy ono of
whoso judges was appointed by re
publican presidents, woro all insti
tuted and prosocuted by tho attorney
genoral of tho Taft administration,
or by tho law officers af republican
state governments, the only democrat
of prominence having la part In the
rate caseB being ox-Governor Har
mon, charged in his own party with
bolng a reactionary.
Wo all agroo with Mr. Common
Peoplo that those things havo been
coming his way, but it will tako a
Eoarchlng oxpodltion to discover
where tho Wilson administration, or
tho democratic party, can rightfully
como in for any share of the credit
Domestio and World Peace.
If Undo Sam is not careful he is
llkoly to become embarrassed in
his position abroad as tho chief
factotum in tho cnuso oti world
ponco by Ills own domestic indus
trial warfare. By pacifying tho
warring olomonts at home, he will
strengthen tho leadership he has as
sumed among tho nations, 'Aside
from tho thooretlcal otfect, thoro
will bo tho practical advantage of
having in sound domestio condi
tions, the fundamental inspiration
far tho spirit of peace.
Soma of our apostles of disarma
ment ovor-esttmato tho part that
armies and navies really play in
keoplng alive tho potentialities bf
war. What undoubtedly is far moro
far-roachlng is an internal condition
that stifles tho feeling of amity and
feeds tho spirit of conflict. Bo long
as industrial warfare among the
mill hands of Massachusetts or the
coal miners of Wost Virginia exacts
its toll of human llfo or demands
martial law, so long will the cause
of peace ovcrywhoro suffer for lack
ot inherent sustenance, Belligerency
In the individual does not mako for
peace in a nation. Men who observo
cannot view our industrial warfare
at homo and decolvo themselves
nun Dcuoving tnat wo Havo ap
proached militarjr and naval dls
urmament.
Investigatinc the 'Frisco.
In view of the plan for congress to
Inquire into tho circumstances of the
'Frisco railroad's collapse, the St.
Louis Republic observes:
When you dig a man out from under a
ten-ton mass of rock In a mlno It Is Idle
to ask what killed him. And when a rail
road goes Into a receivership In a season
of floods and storms with W.10 of Inter
est-bearing bonds to every U of stock it
Is Idle to Inquire the reason.
The railroad's method of finance,
however, might call for investigation,
and a congressional Investigation
might profitably be made, for hero
was a road mortgaged, It Is sold, be
yond tlyree-fourths of Its actual value,
operating and protending to own
7,000 miles of track, when it was
able lo command possibly a.ono
miles. Yot it managed to palm off Its
bonds on bankers. If tho investiga
tion did no more than show why
bankers, with a prescience of the in
ternal condition of Industries With
which they do business, loan money
to a railroad company in such a situ
ation it might pay. It might havo
the good effeot of putting an end to
such wild-cat methods as applied to
great comiuorcjal and transportation
enterprises.
It is publicly .charged that a few
of the fake games and swindles just
barrd by ,Ak-Bar-Ien from the car
nival grounds sneak In under tho
tent tp operate hereabouts other
seasons of tho year. It is up to our
vaunted sheriff, police and juvenile
court' officers to make the next move.
either one at a tlmo or all of them
at once.
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JUNE 12.
Twenty Years Ago
At the commencement exercises i
Brownell hall, diplomas were conferred
by ths bishop, and prizes awarded by
Rector Doherty. Among the prlso win
ners were: Misses Mamie bumner, iveiia
Shears, Bessie YAtes, Blanohe Huckworth.
E. Lehman, Lillian Hess, Florence Yates,
Bessie Maelhennle, Jennie Kelley, Carrie
Dlnsmorc, Florance Kales, Elsie Abbott,
Margaret Wilson. Marie Hoover, Anna
Thomas, Mario Hagger and Mabel Pratt
A proposition from the electric light
company offers to put up Intersection
arc street lamps of 2.000 candle power,
with lighting up to midnight, at ths rate
of $18 a month, on a three-year contract
W, J. Whltchous. the Sixteenth street
druggist, has removed to the corner of
Sixteenth and Webster streets.
Judge Wakeley has appointed his son.
Bird Wakeley, official stenographer of
his court.
Prof. Landeryou, the landscape painter
and teacher, who has been for three
years past In England, has returned to
Omaha.
Colonel Oeorge N. Hlekw, chief bill clerk
at tho Union Pacific freight office, left
for a brief visit to his homo In Utlca,
N. Y.
Misses Kntle and Mayme Mason, daugh
ters of Colonel Mason, havo returned
from their school in Rochester.
O. 1L Gordon, of Collins & Pettey, Is
back from New York.
Will Baker, for some time past with
John O. Jacobs In the undertaking busi
ness, has gono to his home In York,
Penn. .
C. F. Goodman Is attending the meet
ing of tho Nebraska Pharmaceutical as
sociation at Lincoln.
rr. Vmn Ann
A llasnilgni irom ..-..
Thirtieth and Leavenworth streets was
the Introductory of an unsuccessful train
robbery at n'Bht. As St Louis Express
No. 2, swung along on me e nno.
four men armed to the teeth appeared
and tho leader presented his card In
the shape of a revolver to the engineer,
Tho wheels of tho locomotive were
coming to a stop, when suddenly the
flare of a switch engine's headlight
was thrown upon the scene, making It
much too light for pracUcal purposes and
the robbers vanished. Tho switch engine
was In charge of Steve Matoney, fore
man of one of the Missouri Paclflo's
night crews and It had pulled Up a
string of empties.
J. O. Phllltppl, assistant general
freight agent, left for a trip over tho
Missouri Pacific's upper division.
Councilman Edwards returned from a
trip out In the state and reported that
Nebraska presented n beautiful green
picture of prosperity.
Chief Seayey asked the police board
for the privilege of allowing his men
ono Sunday off every month with pay
and the board took It under advise
ment. 1
James T. Peacock, 21 years of wre. son
of Mrs. Sarah Peacock, died at 1 a. m.
and the body was taken to Chicago for
ounai.
Commissioner John Uttsatd he was
figuring .on a tfO.OOO, .paper mill for
Omaha And several practical iun
makers wore, In the city figuring with
mm., . ,
Ten Years Air.
ur. Aoram Simon preached the clos.
Ing sermon for the summer at Temple
Israel on the thenje. "A Text from T711-
" Mwr." us round the genesis of
religion In the reverence of things that
aro above man In the physical sense,
when mon first worshipped nature and
the higher evidences of the natural law,
such a tho sun and stars.
The High sqhool cadets, making a
splendid appear I u. marched tn th.
Webster street station and entrained fn
Auourn, tneir annual camp. The bat-
union was an strong, composed of six
companies and two subordinate
under tho command of Captain James
Fair of Company C, The order of march
was: Battalion band of thlrty-flvo pieces,
bandmaster, Albert Falrbrothcr; Com-
jwnies. A, uaptain Hugh Wallace: H
Captain Eugene Karris; C, Captain
James Fair; D, Captain Leslie Hlgglns;
K. Captain Ernest Kelly; F, Captain
uert unarree: signal corps, Sergeant
James Ayithruw; hospital corps, Lieuten
ant itaipn Mart.
The carmen of tho Union Pacific ihnu.
who had been on strike, signed a con
tract with the. company, which gave them
an advance In pay of about 10 per cent.
The contract was for two years.
City Treasurer A. H. Hennlnga issued
a . call for the payment of taxes, and
that all bills would draw Interest after
I
People Talked About
Bt Louts scores the first firecracker i
victim of 1913, Iiannle Carl In, a boy of 6,
tops the melancholy roll.
Five sheriffs are being Impeached in
Maine for falling to enforce prohibition.
The proceeding is an advance notice to
summer trippers to "brlnft- tltelra. with
them."
Ad men from various parts pt the
country signalled the beginning of their
annual convention In Haltlmore by
"filling twenty pulpits" on Sunday.
"Pilling" Is doubtless correct, but "dec
orated twenty pulpits" was the Idea put
on the wires and lost on the way.
Miss Marie nose Collins, youngest
daughter of the late General Patrick A.
Collins of Boston. Is to be married In
Yokohama to Dr. Lionel Street, a grad
uate of the University of Michigan, now
practicing In thnt Japanese city.
Dr. Henry Narhttl. found ar of the New
York night medical service, has Just re
ceived from the French Minister of War
the military medal of tho Franco-Qtrman
war of 1S70, In which he served as as
sistant surgeon-major attached to ths
northern army.
Rev. Anna TUUnghast delivered the
memorial sermon this year .at Beverly,
Mass. This Is the first time, as far as
known, that a woman has been asked to
spesk at such a service, The sermon was
delivered At tha city halt and under the
auspices Ot ths grand army post at
Beverly,
A! Broden, superintendent of a Read
ing (Pa.) iron company, haa besa honored
by the King ot Sweden with a decora
tioit of knighthood. In recognition of his
work In strengthening the Internationa
friendship between these countries. He
has been made a knight of tha Order of
Yaso, first dls.
1.1.
Twice Told Tales
Woman's Places
At A meeting" of a woman suffrage or
ganization in Kansas City, Kan., It was
suggested that tho members talk to their
servants and other women workers with
a view to forming An estimate as to the
strength of suffrage sentiment In that
particular locality. One member, who
has employed the same washerwoman
for the last six years, reported that she
put the question to this worthy woman:
'Are you In favor of votes for
women?"
"I don't pay any attention to politics,"
the washerwoman replied. I - leave all
that to my husband."
"Well, how does your husband stand
on woman suffrage?"
"He doesn't stand at all. He believes
In women staying at homo and minding
their own business."
"How many families dq you wash for?"
"Six." v
"And what does your husband do,
Mary?" .
"Ho ain't doing anything right now
unless he found something this morning."
National Monthly.
Darren Soli,
Apropos of tho ravages that time has
mads In the faces and forms of tho vet
erans of the civil war, Walter S. Morton,
president general of the Union society,
said at a dinner in Now York:
"A veteran, talking to his great-grand
son, a little lad of 8 or 9 years; remarked:
" 'Nearly a generation and a half ago
my head was grazed by a bullet at the
battle of Chlcamauga.' "
"Tho little boy looked at the old man's
head thoughtfully And said:
" 'There Isn't much grazing there now,
Is there, sir?' "New York Sun.
"Ifonent Injun."
U was In New York state that Mr.
Miller camo uppn a community where the
Indians hod been for years, and meeting
nn old fellow on the highway, asked his
business.
"Mo preacher,"" grunted tho Indian.
"Well, well," commented Mr. Miller,
"what do they pay your
"Ten dollars," grunted the Indian.
"Ten dollars a month?" asked Mr, Mil
ler. "No, 210 a year."
jien aoiiars a yean wny, that's a
poor salary, Isn't It?" gasped Mr. Miller.
"M6 poor preacher," grunted tho In
dian. Catholic Citizen.
Editorial Snapshots
Washington Post: Senator Kcnyon Is
of the opinion that the lobbyists who dine
members are the most Insidious. If by
"Insidious" ho means trying to ret
something on tho Inside, they certainly
go about it In tho right way.
St. Louis Republic: Senator Lewis la
going to keep his whiskers, and we want
to say that those crimson ramblers look
a good deal better on Senator Lewis than
they would on his colleague, Senator
Sherman.
Indianapolis News: As tho Canadian
parliament has decided not to spend $36,
000,000 for dreadnoughts until the people
of the country say so, it doesn't look as
If thero ever would be much dolne In
the Canadian dreadnought llrio.
Springfield Republic! Tlx; McReynolda
plan for tho graduated taxation of to
bacco companies must have been a trial
balloon. Tho administration doesn't
stand tbr It. If the tobacco trust was
hbt In reality disintegrated, let tho At
torney general attack It again under the
anti-trust law and make a clean job
of It J
St Louis Globe-Democrat: Orapo julca
Is pronounced moro dignified than ginger
pop or root beer, But what is tho mat
ter with a milk shake at a dlplomatlo
dinner? Something nutritious should be
provided for a disappointed foreigner,
Houston Post: "I guess I'll have to get
a duplicate key for this door," said the
president when he went to the capitol
and found the senate adjourned and the
Marble room loked. The president ought
not to make such a flagrant use" of tho
word "guess." The proper word Is
"reckon." "Guess" Is as Yankeelsh as
"calculate," and entirely out of place
In a democratic vocabulary.
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Nebraska Editors
A. B. Prlbbles, formerly ot Omaha, Is
tho new editor of the Snyder Banner.
M. Morgan, who has been In charge of
the paper, has started a Job office In
Norfolk.
Frank Dunn, who has been editor of
the Callaway CourlerVTrtbune for the last
four years, has retired and the plant,
which Is owned by Attorney R. EX Brega,
haa been leased to H. E. Roush, Mr.
Roush Is also editor of the Stapleton En
terprise. The Hastings Tribune printed a hand
somely Illustrated high school edition ot
twelve pages last Saturday.
'Editor F. A. Gapen of the Sidney Tele
graph printed a finely Illustrated boom
edition last week. It contained many
pages of descriptive matter and more
than 100 well-printed cuts showing the
many natural beauties and great re
sources of Cheyenne and Kimball
counties.
The Fremont-Tribune published a six
page section Saturday, May 31, devoted
to exploiting the campaign of the Young
Men's Christian association for new mem
bers.
Here and There
The long and short men are co-operat
ing In the holdup buslne'ss In Chicago And
getting th coin. too.
With seasonable weather Mtssourlans
confidently expect to break the six
months' record for beer consumption.
During the fiscal year ended March 31.
1911, India's tobacco exports' reached their
highest figure, Shipments of unmanufsc
tured tobacco amounted to J,tS4.l7I
pounds.
Th Nagasaka Press gives the 1SU
yield of three Japanese crops as follows:
Barley, 4S,rao,S3S bushels; rye. S9.30T.iiB
bushels; wheat SS.K6.M0 bushels. The
total yield of the cereals was 14 per
cent greater than In vl
Swift tt Co., trading in Australia, as th
Australian Meat Export company (Ltd.).
more than a year ago obtained a tract of
land 129 acres In extent on the banks nt
the Brisbane river, Queensland, near th
ctty of Brisbane, on which a fully equip
ped slaughtering and packing plant Is
being constructed.
oxl
Orerrrorklnfc the Lobby Rnoket.
Omaha, June It To the Editor of
The Bee: It seems to me this "lobby"
racket Is being greatly overworked, and
that the politicians and newspapers mak
ing capital out ot the investigation at
Washington, are resorting to the ex
tremest arts of demagogy. Although I
am n lawyer, I am not a lobbyist, but
there are a few propositions I would
Insistently maintain:
I maintain that I have a constitu
tional right to petition the law makers,'
orally or In writing, for or against any
proposed law that I think may affect my
personal Interest
I maintain that I have a right to
print my argument In circulars or In
newspapers, and send them to any or
every member of congress If I want to.
I maintain that I have a right to go
to Washington at my own expense, and
talk to any law maker who Is willing
to listen to me, on any subject
I maintain that If I can't go myself.
I havo a right to hire some one and send
Wm there to talk for me.
I maintain that It I can afford to do
so, I have a right to hire a dozen or
a hundred mon to go , to Washington
and present my side of the case to any
number of congressmen. Individually or
collectively.
I don't believe this constitutional right
can bo lawfully denied or obstructed, or
that thero Is any reason why, I, or any
one I should hire for that purpose, should
be subjected to Ignomy or odium ,as a
lobbyist for exercising the right to freely
speak and petition for redress of griev
ances. In case of corruption, threats or co
ercion, to force a congressman to vote
contrary to his convictions, there aro
plenty of ways to reach the offender,
but that does not Justify branding as
a criminal everyone who seeks by ex
planation or persuasion, to Influence a
congressman to vote as he would have
him vote.
If this be reaction, or backsliding, or
treason, make the most of It.
LAWYER.
Commendable Views.
BRAD8HAW, Neb., June 11. To the
Editor of The Beet Under the .heading.
"Duty of Parents to Keep Children In
Church "Spirit," you quote Rev. J. A.
Jenkins' views which are quite correct
and commendable, but he stops short of
the most essential point necessary to
keep children in the church spirit and
that Is the Christ spirit There certainly
exists at the present day enough of the
church spirit void the Christy spirit among
both old and young. The church fur
nishes but few attractions to the young,
unless they can be convinced that it holds
for them something more valuable than
other places of amusement, and the ques
tion that confronts both the church and
the church-going parent Is, how can
children bo brought Into the Christ
spirit, for without that spirit the child
sees nothing more In the church than h6
does In the theater and not as much.
However, we agree with Mr, Jenkins that
the church will fall short of a normal
growth so long as they do their work on
the outside and allow the children of the
church homes to lose all Interest In the
church.
Children should be taught .to love(the
Blbie and that a thorough knowledge ot
the scriptures Is of greater value than a
college education, tor with that knowledge
education Is added; for we read in Luke
12:31, "But rather seek the kingdom ot
God; and all these things shall be added
unto you." The church itself, as we view
It is sadly in need of a better and moro
thorough knowledge of the scriptures, but
how shall such a thing be brought about?
It has been shelved in our public schools,
and In the homes, magazines, fashion
books, story books and tons ot othei
literature have completely supplanted
the Bible: even the great Sunday dallies
are furnishing most of .the Sunday read
ing for both old and young In the aver
age church home of the present day. Is
there any way In whioh the church can
have a nonnal growth with all these
hindrances standing In the way, from
either the inside or out? Is a great ques
tion, and who shall be 'able to answer It?
Let him come forth that will.
JOHN B. DEY.
More Up Front.
OMAHA. June 11. To the Editor of The
lice: The demand In this and most cities
Is for more street oars and better sched
ules, and I would most heartily voice
that demand. But I am convinced that
iwc migui uiiuio uiuqn pencil uso hi me
street cars w have If we would. For
Instance, since some have to stand In
rush hours, why will people block the
rear platforms and ends of cars when the
fronts are either entirely or partially
empty? Go Into any car during the rush
hours and you find this, and a poor con
ductor, with his patience tried, shouting
above,, the hum of passengers' voices,
"Move up in front please." And the
people don't move up at all. They hear
htm. but stand right where they are as
if glued there. It's mighty aggravating.
It makes, us seem like, a lot ot rubes,
too I asked A woman once who was
blocking the aisle ot a car, why she
didn't move up front "Oh," she said,
"I'm afraid those men up there would
think I just came to get their seats."
I suppose she considered a poor excusd
better than none. She wpuldn't refuse
to take the seat, to which she was en
titled as a lady, It offered her in the
rear or front Come on, "move up In
front" and give the other fellow and
the company a chance. J. M. K.
Muffled Knooks
Most girls who paint Are better than
they are painted.
We ll holler for justice, but we want
to act as the judge.
Nine tailors make a man, but one mo
tor can break him.
The reaxon people don't believe In
fairies nowadays la because they see too
many of them.
Th milkman Is an early bird, but he
would rather get a -welnerwurst than a
worm.
The June bride who would be happy
for ever After should be blind to her
husband's faults, but never dear to his
excuses.
Paying Alimony And old booz bills la
about the samo thing. All you get for
your receipts to the memory of a head
ache.
There Isn't much fun In lying to your
wife. But It every wife knew the whole
truth about every husband this would be
an aVful world.
The meek and the humble may fit In
somewhere, but It you tum the other
cheek when a man hits you, you are In
th mam class oa a punching bag.
LINES TO A LAUGH.
"Henry. It mnvm hern thnt Mr Jnplrann
pelted the pill for three sacks. What does
It mean?"
"Good heavens, Mary, can't you under
stand Dlaln KnBllBh? 1 moans that ha
slugged the sphere saf o and landed on the
mira piuow. ' Chicago Record-Herald.
"Mnw T . . .
, voiume oi Jmerson
from the library?" asked the housemaid.
ve.n,9t.obJect,on'" answered her
mistress. "While you are about it bring
7X. tiadjr Jezebel's Divorce.' "-Boston
Advertiser.
nlll'p nln . .
damages." company ror
Why, what did they do to him?"
!nbreX.tH!"'n:.wh'? when
Magazine. " -nrDara
e
'Yu'betc'hlr1" "ett"h0re th'8 umme"
"A0!!.""1'1 BOme?"
.'IJX.1"16. are you solng?" "
the hlrtlnV. goodV-t'uTsTepc6
divorce. What a Dltv." .
t. JtiUaa Dltyat But what .-can they So?
too much father-tn-law."-Houston Post.
..T.nu.e,''" a8ked hls Wend Rnmage.
few months ago?"
"res; on New Year's day."
"Well. An Vnll ntltta n . nn.,U..I ji,
ference?" '
"O, yesI've gained six pounds In
Wftlrht ant inm , V. ,.l.nJ.klH ,
cigar dealers." Chicago Tribune.
"I hear VAll nnil vmt. nin...I.J n
the ball park."
'We did."
'What happened?"
'She wanted me to hold her hand with
.Little Stories and Talks About Advertising
(Copyright, 1913, by Harry Scherman) ' -
Showing The Value of Concentration
In the face of keen competition, a large, retailer of
cigars (The United Cigar Stores Co.) wanted to introduce."
a new cigar, of the Londres shape, in New England.
About $500 was spent in advertising in Boston tand
vicinity, , a number of -papers being used. 4ThB results'
were negligible. ' ; '' ,.,
The advertising department conned the, matter over
and then secured another $500. But this -time,. instead ,
of advertising in many papers, only one paper, md user.
Tho ado were run three1. times a week, and the ca'mpaign lasted
eight weeks. At tlio end of thnt tlmo the sales In Boston had in-
creased 104 and In the vicinity 100. ,
About two months later the same plan , was usqd agalm, and
acain tho sales doubled. a ' " ' t i
The really interesting question is, Why was" tlie' fitUt
campaign unsuccessful? Obviously because IT DID NOT ,
LAST LONG ENOUGH! The advertising appropriation
gave out before it was possible to cash in on the ournula- i
tive effect of the advertising. .'
No more splendid illustration can be given of tho
value of a; lengthy and concentrated campaign as com-.,
pared, with a scattered and short campaign.
If your advertising appropriation must bff limited,.
in most cases it is not wise to WASTE IT QUICKLY in.
big displays and in many media; BUT TO 00N0EN-
TRATE YOUR CAMPAIGN. '
A representative of THE BEE -vyill be glad to call and give:
advice and assistance to intending advertisers. Phono Tyler 1000,
You See the People
You Like to Meet
on the Groat Western's Twin City Limited to St
Paul and Minneapolis. It's the train chosen by sea
soned travelers who want the best, the gonial
hustlers jwhp keep in touch with everything going
on and make it a point to got there first, and the
quiet methodical people who 'dislike to change their
daily habits.
'
On the Great Western you get the best you get
there first and you don't' have to change your daily
habits of living.
' Leave Omaha 8:10 t, tn., and arrive. St."
Paul 7:30 a. m., Minneapolis 8:05 a. mj
- '
Day train loaves Omaha 7:44 a. m and
arrives St. Paul 7:20 p. m.. Minneapolis
7:50 p. m. fastest day service;
Ask P. P. Jlonorden, O. P. A T. A.,
1622 Farnara Street, Pmahn, Neb.
Phone Douglas 20 o.
1 Clogged
means
fBowel
ACOmmVATXS man cannot THOTR olsarty. Tn aetir aaa
successful psrson nssds a dssn towsl ana ft clear Brain, xu
Xrsin Is aatnrulr Insnsncsa bsoauss ot prcssars on ths lnws
tlnal nsrvons sjstem valflh prsTtnta ths basts tslsgrapn vlrsi
Iron psxf ozstlnr thtlr duty. B'o on org-aa la tb tooy acts tea-.
psnasnt from anotbsx; In union tfesro la bsoltlu
SJTKOVB THAT 7HESST7XB VOW. 3oa 9T, XU tsjc soma
thing tc-alyht, ana tins spoil your oar and yonr si p. Talcs a rs
& whlob acts quickly, uumly and rsatly. 9k HUKTASJC JAXO
WA-rsB, ti natural Smay. Th ldsal laxatlvs for a feusUssa aaa,
H taxafclsrfal la th sioralxff, or at nsy Umt on an sapty stoma oU,
rsUsvss you In an hour cr so. 0tt a ottl at any r sUors to-day.
two men on the bases and the score tied."
Louisville Courier-Journal.
"How Is our friend Grafton's position
on that bill regarded?" asked one mem
ber of a legislature. '
"Well," replied the other, "the genera'
Impression Is that his position Is a verj
lucrative one."Washlngton Star.
Jap You can tell what Is to happen?
Clalrvoynnt Always. .
Jap Well, what Is going to happen U
Clairvoyant In a certain contlngyncj
you are going to get what In this- neph
of the woods Is known as a whallng
Judge.
"Is your wife truthful when It Ctfmet
to telling her age?" .
'lYes. BUt try asking her one -.how
much she weighs." Baltimore American.
FALSE PRETENSES.
Chicago News. ( '
When first the snow ot ago appeared
And flecked my raven locks .with
white., '
Tho heaxy hand of time I feared
And trembled with a nameless fright
I-thought of pains and aching bones. '
And cracking Joints and rheumy eyes,
And querulous and scolding tones,
And reminiscences and sighs.
But, like an angel unaware, -
I found the herald of old Age: v
He lifted from me many a care v
And named me "wiseacre" and t'sage
He brotiKht respect and slippered case.
Brought youth to seek my grave advlce
Ah, he Is welcome, If you please;
I don't 'begrudge his paltry pricel
I find It Jay to sit In state
And have young folk indulge my whims
And readily upon me wait
Regardful' of my ''poor old limbs."
But one thing mars my perfect Joy
I want to run and dance, and play,
For I'm as spry as any boy
But that would give the game away I
AChi
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