THE BEE: OMAHA, MONDAY, JUNE 2, 1013. 7 ilryhe ee'8 line oaa z, i re f)ae The Old Freedom of Eussia IJy GABIUEIi IIANOTAUX. We are absolutely Ignorant of every thing In holy Russia. Its history Is a secret. Its politics a mystery. To the public, as a whole, the main lines of this history and politics are "caviar," as they say In Germany. It Is, perhaps, possible, however, In the llsht of the past to draw forth from these obscure lines the prin ciples which have guided Czar Nicholas II, the reformer. You feel that they give a vague Idea of the national ambitions nnd when you look at them closer you may perhaps apply to Russia the words of Mme. do Stael about our old regime In France: "What Is old In France Is not despotism, but freedom." . Yes, there Is an old freedom In Russia and it Is this freedom which Czar Nich olas has wanted to draw forth and re instate after centuries of prejudices and violence. At the outset the slaves of Poland and Russia, living as nomads on the plains between the Ural mountains and the river Vistula, did not obey any chief. Even after the establishment of the dynasty of Rurlk, the assembly of tho fathers of the families, the "Vetch" alone decided the affairs of every tribe. But this was very long ago. It Is easy to understand how the requirements of conquests of an extensive territory substituted for this deliberate regime a more strict and better organized system. Conquering Russia be came a military monarchy. The Russian sovereign Is less a chief than a father. To his people, who are still so close to Asiatic traditions, ho still remains the master of the tent. 1 It Is towards htm that all eyes turn. He is feared, but he Is also beloved, obeyed because discipline makes this necessary, beloved because that feeling comes na tural to his subjects: Thus the Imperial power is tempered by the kindness appropriate to the head of the family. When the czar steps down among his people he does not lower him self, when he asks their advice he loses nothing of his authority, if he some times contradicts himself he does so in a laudable desire to do better, for does not a father try every means to promote the welfare of his children? And the children respect him even in his errors. If the father needs control and restraint he finds them In his hearjt. The working together of wills an souls is after all the whole Russian con stitution. Therefore, reforms are at the same time easy and difficult; easy when they tend only towards developing or re-establishing the harmony of social sentiments, difficult when they pretend to follow foreign examples, or conform to the precepts of pure doctrines. It is thus understood how. In Russia, the most rigid autocracy lives alongside the most extreme democracy. Between the czar and his people there Is the fel lowship of common Interest and tenden cies. What occasionally disturbs their relations and brings them out of contact with each other Is the administrative hlerachy with which fatal results comes between the will of the sovereign and the wishes of the people. This Intermediary hlerachy the nobility or "tchlne" has too often made the law of the empire Marital By VIRGINIA T. VAN DB WATER A clever man once said of another that he had "a great deal of taste and all of It had." This remark often occurs to me when I hear husbands Jest about what they ttrm their "marital bondage." To do men Justice, when they are really dissatisfied with the women to whom they are married they seldom acknowl edge this fact to other, people. At least, nice men do not, though cads may. One must confess with regret that a woman Is more prone to dlsouss seriously the faults of her husband than that husband Is to discuss his wife's fallings except with herself. Women who are guilty of telling each other of the, latest Indiscre tions or Inconsistencies of their life-partners, A" man does not often do this at least not as long as he Intends to live , with the woman of his choice. Yet it must be acknowledged that he does make fun of his wife In & good natured way, and pretend always laugh inglyto be a somewhat abused lndl--vidua). It has been said that the man who calls himself henpecked Is the one who has his bwn way In hi own house, while no man who is absolutely ruled by hla wife over acknowledges this fact. If this btatement be true, one may Infer that there are few henpecked husbands. Matrimony teems to be a fair target fori the Jeers of humanity. Such Jeers are pardonable It perpetrated by one who has ncvor married. But, if one Is happy or unhappy, speech is rather unnecessary. One may exclaim truly: "I were but little happy could I say how much!" and if one finds marriage a failure one certainly would prefer that the turf rhould lie smooth and undisturbed over the grave of a burled hope. So I say that Jokes at the expense of one's own married experience are in poor taste, even while acknowledging that men whom I like are the chief offenders along these lines. Not- the dissatisfied married men ah, no. As I have said, they know how to be silent. But the nice, comfortable, comparatively con tented Benedicts have a way perhaps they consider It a witty and amusing way of talking of the time before their mar riage as a period when they were care free and happy. Yet, if a man's wife spoke of her girlhood, or splnsterhood, as If she resetted It, would her husband like it? No, he would disapprove of it. In fact, all men do disapprove when their wives mention with a sigh their days of freedom. While I agree that It U not kind or in good form or a woman to do this, it la In quite aa good form as for a man to do It. Really, a husband has sacrificed no more in marrying than has hla wife; In fact, perhaps, he haa sacrificed less than she. What has she gained that he has not gained, too? There may be for her the greatest Joy that woman can know that of motherhood. (I am always sorry for men when I remember that they cannot be mothers ) But a nan can be but it Is In turn often exposed to the , awakening of the two forces above and below which crush it between their two millstones, when they come together. When Ivan the Terrible had reached tho age of manhood ho entered Into the fight between the administration of tne boyara and the Duma, that Is to say he took part against tho aristocracy which surrounded, and hampered him. Just a. PhlU p of France convoked the first assembly of he Estates to counterbalance the cedes- Ruslan monarch appealed to the represen tatives of the lower classes, the natural adversaries of the boyara. He, too, con voked the first assembly, in which thn reprpsentatlvcs of the people were ad mitted alongside the aristocrats. This was the famous "Sobor," the Russian Assem bly of the Estates, whose existence was prolonged till 16S2, that Is to say to the time of Peter the Great. So you see there Is old freedom In Russia. In the meantime the territories of the emplro continued to expand. The ever In creasing distances made the establish ment, of some kind of administration ab solutely necessary. "During tho three cen turies of modern history this administra tion continued Its work, keeping the peo ple In' abject slavery and elevating the czar on the pedestal of military despot Ism. It Is superfluous to remark that this persevering method often causes bloody revolutions from below, followed by vio lent repressions from above. Peter thi Great hlrnself Imbued with the monar chists idea of Louis XI, was the de clared enemy of the aristocracy. Like our Richelieu, he destroyed what the conven tions called tho "Intermediary powers."- Tho nobility perished, and there re mained around tho Imporial throne only a vast democracy, kept by an army of officials in a net of obscure and arbi trary regulations. And this democracy preserved until, one time the appearance of serfdom. In February, 1SC1, the Imperial author ity struck Its last and moat powerful blow to do away with the evils of serf dom. An act of an Incredible energy, In spired by this love of the people and tho hatred of all privileges, which Is the es sence of political autocracy, when it wants to preserve Its paternal and patriarchal character, an act which by a single stroke of the pen In the midst of countless complications, made 50,000,000 serfs free. This gicat measure had been planned, desired and promised by tho suc cessor of Nicholas I since 1E58, the day after tho fall of Sebastopoi, and ho pro nounced then a sentence which, applied fully as well to our present time: "It Is better that order is created by re forms from above than to wait until troubles arise from below." Might wo not say that It was these words which inspired Czar Nicholas when he, during a crisis equally as grave an that of 1856, dictated the Imperial edict whiehopened a wide field for future re forms? .The inspiration Is the same; The imperial policy never deviates. Once more it endeavors to break through the wall which separates It from the people. The father turns to his children and takes .council with them. In the days of tho crisis ho wanted to discuss with them the fate of the country. Bondage the next best thing to a mother and that Is a father. So this might be partial com pensatlon to him for relinquishing his freedom. And I would like to remind the husband that he docs not gain his con solation prize by physical, anguish and danger, does not go to the door of death to win It, Perhaps men think I am a bit rabid on this point. I hope they will forgive me, but I hear with wearying frequency the Jest which has as Us object the poor downtrodden man, whose wings have been clipped In matrimony. W all know .these Jokes In fact, wo have all proh ably been at one time or another guilty of laughing at them. We have smiled at the story of the man who was going abroad and who, when asked if he In tended to take his wife, replied: "What! Take a ham sandwich to the banquet! No!" We have, If we possess but little appreciation of muslc, listened amusedly to songs that have refrains such as "My Wife's Gone to the .Country, Hooray I Hooray!" and "I'm a Poor Old Married Man, So Please Don't Take Me Home." But would we tolerate little Jokes with regard to wives at least, would the hus band smile at them? Would they like to hear their wives utter them even In a rplrtt of Innocent (?) fun? In Imagina tion I can already hear some 'man saying to his wife when they are alone after a gay evening, In which she has laughingly spoken of herself aa an "overworked and underpaid' .housekeeper," or as "so busy doing the menial tasks of the home that ho has no time to do the big works of the world' I can, I say, hear her husband protesting with forced gentle ness, using some such words as: "Really, Mary, If you do find that you have made a mistake In marrying a poor man. It would be pleasanter for me If you did not advertise the fact?" I insist that any self-respecting married man would thus protest were his wife to complain, even in fun, of her life with him. And one could scarcely blame him for doing so. In the first place, for a wife to Jest In this way is not agreeable to a man's dignity, or vanity, and, in the second place, he does not want to feel that a woman sacrificed anything when she married him. Has he not given her a comfortable home and his society, and does he not love her? Then It is in wretched taste In her to speak of mar riage as a stage, of bondage. I agree with him fully, and I think it is in equally poor taste when he claims that he regrets the Joys of bachelorhood. The world allows to a man a freedom that is not allowed to a wife. Marriage does not interfere with his coming and going as he pleases. But the very nature of woman's work in the home makes suoh freedom impracticable for her. Yet. as n girl in her father's home, she probably came and went as ih pleased. So, on this point she renounces more than does her husband though she renounces it willingly, it she is a true woman. Beauty Secrets of Beautiful Women How Girlish Willette Kershaw' Employs Simple Methods to Retain Iler Natural Loveliness By IillilAN' IiAUFEUTY. "Beauty1 is exactly llko a spring that wells up clear and sparkling from a pure source," said Willette Kersluxw to me. Slowly and gropingly I was finding my fftct f h , had fa h flye , to h prlneess h Rnd ,, N, .. presentation a potent, polgnan. memory, and the sweet, wistful-eyed girl sitting with me In the quiet; office had Just presented a death-ln-llfo portrait of Mary Magdelon of today. "Take the sad, sodden consumptive I hava Just portrayed; Bho has the earn features; she Is really a different phase of tho Fancy I had Just been in, 'Fancy Free.' But the butterfly Fancy is saved, her wings are not trailed In the mud, and even though she Is not a fine, deep, spir itual creature, she Is still a woman, with tho Joy-of-llvlng in her veins so she U sweet and pretty. And the other crea ture, with a different story written on her eyes and mouth, Is almost repulsive to look upon. 'I have never posed as a beauty. Tha only facts In my appearance that please mo are hair and eyes so 1 take very good care of them and of the source of the fountain." "Ah, do tell mo how you care for the beauty you don't think you possess," said I, eagerly. Willette Kershaw Is bo genuinely girl so dainty and attractive In tho well-bred simplicity of simple blue serge and black and white hat that sho seems an ideal model for Miss Sweet and, Twenty to follow over the road to Spring time- loveliness. "It Is not much of a secret and yet so few seekers after beauty soem to have heard of it," said Miss Kershaw, whim sically. "It Is Just keep clean! Wash and wash and keep very, very clean Wllletto Kershaw, one of the most beautiful of tho many talented women on tho American stage She was orico tho wlfo of Albert Morrison, whom she divorced several years ago. clean in body and mind and soul, until you fairly exhale a perfume of sweet, sane, cleanllnels. Plenty of water for my hair, and plenty of cold water to bathe "tired eyes. That is how I keep my pet assets in good condition. And I don't neglect the lesser favorites." The clear eyes looked at me with the grave sweetness that makes you feel that this slip of a girl knows life and the fads thereof. Not a trace of make-up of any sort gave to Miss Kershaw the ap pearance of being anything she was not "No." said this observing young woman In answer to my Interrogatory glance. "I do not mako up for street use. Apart from questions of good taste, It Is By REV. TII0MAS B. GREGORY. Three hundred and seventy years ago, May M. 1513. one of the greatest men that the earth has ever known lay dead in a rickety, weather-beaten old bouse in the Prussian town of Tuen burg. The name of that man was Nich olas Copernicus a name that will never be forgotten While ctvlllxatlon has a home on the planet The dead man had lived seventy years, and for thirty of those years he had kept a great discovery close to himself, save as he had confi dentially revealed It to two or three of his dearest frionds. From his thirty, fourth to his sixtieth year he was en- gaged In writing his book. "The Revo- 1 lutlon of Heavenly Bodies," the printing of which was to completely revolution- izo astronomy ana give men a raaicuuy new conception of the universe. But for years after It was ready for HbBBBBBBK - 'SSSsBBBBBBBBSBBBBBii 1 BiCr- H '" KbbIsMbbbbSBIbbbb' not pretty. And I can't see why nice girls want to take their Ideas of beauty from women they would never know. They would not deliberately copy tho lock lustre, don't-belleve-anything-w o r t h -whdle-will-ever-happen-agoln expression that a woman who has given all the world for nothing naturally comes to have. Then why.copy her artificial com plexion? "Cleanness and simplicity," I mused. "To you these make beauty," 'These and being In tune with life," answered the girlish star. "If a girl la bitter and discontented for Just cause or merely because she Is deliberately cul tivating the bitterness In her nature Old SoUs Triumphs the press the manuscript remained In Its author's study. Its publication might and In all probability would, have meant death, or, at any rate, tho severest persecution, and Copernicus re frained from putting It into the hands of the printers, Finally, however, real Icing that the light of earth was soon to fall from his eye, Copernicus In trusted his precious manuscript to his friend, Oslander of Nuremberg, who, after writing for It a groveling preface in which he inserted the apologetic lie that Copernicus "had propounded the doctrine of the earth's movement not as a fact, but as a mere hypothesis," gave It to the printers. On the 24th of May the day on which Copernicus died a copy of 'the newly printed book arrived at his house. Tho death film was already on the old man's eyes, but he touched the book and seemed conscious of what It was; but after regarding It for an Instant he withdrew his hand and fell into the In sensibility which soon ended in death. Men die, but Truth lives forever, and sooner or later it is sure to find its vin dication. While Copernicus was formu- , latins bis sublime theory his opponents j naa saui to mm tauntingly. ir your i doctrines were true, Venus would show J phases like the moon." The patient eho gets down-drooping Hps, n pinched exprcslon nround her nostrils, nnd, worst of all, her eyes lose all power to radiate magnetism npd charm. "I speak from experience," she went on In a hushed, hurt little voice In which I could hear the vlbrntlon of deep tender ness. "My mother was killed In a rail road accident. That was a tlmo of anguish and bitterness I hated the sun for shining. I could havo murdered the birds for singing1. I almost felt n. desire to take the life of any happy 'human being I met, I almost went mad 'because I let my sorrow turn my whojo nature to bitterness. "Probably there Is In all the world scarcely one girl who has come to be SO wlthour knowing life's hurts. Think of tho young girls you know whose faces have a sad nnd wistful expression when- over they relax and stop playing the gamo of- keeping up appearances. "Perhaps bitter experiences nro best of all, as Elbert Hubbard has said. They are It you use experience Instead of let ting It uso you up. "I'd like to tell all girls that bitter riCBS and paint spoil the face with about oqual thoroughness. And the two In con junction! They Just destroy every claim to beauty,, '.Ufe Is pretty impersonal. I found that out whno 1, was in tho 'Brown of Harvard's" company, that the Indignant Harvard students abused because tho star (Mr, Woodruff) wore the Harvard athletic II, to which, of course, he had no right. I could not bo resentful or bitter over their treatment of me; It was Just what they considered the wrongful use of a sacred old custom that they wore protesting against. "Well, life Is llko that lmpersonal-sho Is not abusing you; she Is Just going ahead, and If you get in the way you will get hurt. So you have to learn that, and take things Impersonally and keep In tune." 'Oh, a trouble's a ton, or a troublo's an ounco. ... . ... And ii trouble Is what you make It! And It Isn't how much you arc hurt that counts. But only how did you take It?" I cuoted. "Kxuotly," assented the pretty philoso pher. "If you keep clean and sweet and slmDlel and. In tune with lift, the foun tain of beauty must sparkle in the clear sunlight." thinker replied: "You are right, and I know not what to say; but Ood Is good and will In time find an answer tothls objection." The Ood-glven answer camo sixty-eight years later, when. In 1611, the rude telescope of Galileo showed tho phases of Venus, Galileo's discovery I took the Copernlcan theory out of tho list of hypotheses and placed It before the world as a demonstrated truth. And what a change that truth made along the whole line of human thought -a change the lost of which we have not yet heard. It was the greatest men tal revolution that the world had ever seen up to that time or that It can ever see again. When the Coparnloan, con ception of the unlverso once fairly dawned upon the mind It became neces sary to change our thoughts about 'everything, from the blade of grass to man. Ethlos, philosophy, science, theol ogy, every form of transcendentalism, had , to readjust Itself to the fact that the earth was a very- numoie raemoer of one of many thousands of solar sys tems revolving about their central suns In Infinite space. It Is no wonder that the men of 330 years ago trembled at the thought of Copernicus, The men pf today are still filled with awe as they contemplate his august conception, A Trip to the Reasons W hy It Liannot lie Made by Aeroplane, but Might Be Made with the Aid of Inter-Atomic Energy. ly GAHKKTT P. SERVISH. Within a few weeks poet I have been asked to address two different aeronaut ical societies on the curious subject of the poslM)!tl s of a trip to tho moon. As fnr tin I am awai t this doof nrt Indicate tin Inten tion on thi pint ' any uvUtor 1 1 way a voyage to our Mteltitc. but rt leant. It shows that the f lylnif Instinct Is Krow'.nc bj what It tt nr. m. nnd thai. lmWiu navi gated the air, prac tical :n 'i n giv ing a 1111 ' fMta rein to ii-.e'.r Im a r I n titiruu. and wonderinn whether tho empire of birds mnrks the ultimate frontier of human conquest. In fart, tho dream of going to the moon, which, to every nge, has occupied daring minds, Is hardly more Impractic able at the present tlmo than would hnve been a project, springing up In tho mind of llnlboa, of making ships sail across from tha Atlantic to the great western ocean which he saw from his peak In Darlen. But It Is not tho Invention of either tho neroplane or tho dlrigtblo balloon that stimulates thoughtful minds at the pres ent tlmo to consldor, half-sorlously, tho Idea of a lunar voyage, Tho success of those Inventions, defying scientific pre dictions and probabilities only forms an Incentive. It turns men's minds hope fully to things that heretofore they have regarded as lying beyond tho limits of human power, It hns always been so. Bvory grot advance has been a marvel at the be ginning, derided or laughed at. Each one of them has been a victorious birth of tho Imagination. Tho greatest drag on progress Is lack of faith In the hidden capacities of man. "Verily, I say unto you, If yo have faith, as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain: 'Removo hence to youndor place,' and It shall re move; and nothing shall bo Impossible unto you." That is high authority for believing that wo ore only Just, beginning to discover the extent of our control over nature, nnd such things as wireless telegraphy. X-ray photography and the disintegra tion of atoms, with consequent unlocking of tremendous concealed cnorgy, prove that hitherto we have been like the man who burled his talents In the earth In stead of making thorn produco ten or a hundred, fold. Hupaoscwe look at the subject of visit ing the moon In the light of present JtnoVIedge. Tho distance In Itself Is noth ing 2),wo miiosj Many a sea captain has sailed much farther than that. It Is less than ten times the. circuit of the earth. If tho atmosphere extended from tha earth to the moon, we could go there now by modifying our present apparatus. At a hundred miles nn hour wo could be there in a hundred days! But at a height of five or six miles the atmosphere becomes so rare that weould not live Little Bobbie's Pa Husband, sed Ma, did you roed that peese In the pal por the other day wloh sed that a prominent slentlst sed that base ball was the curse of the United States? No,' I dldent see that artlkel, sed Pa, but the way It sounds I bet It was In a Sunday palpeh How often have I toald you, sed Pa, that you mussent beleeve everything you see In the Sunday pal pers? I guees I will have to stop bring ing the Sunday palpers hoam, sed Pa. All you read In them Is freek stories like the one you was Jest telling me about or else the ads. After you reed tho freek stories you talk about them & think about tltem all the week, & after you reed the 'ads you cry all the afternoon & say you cud be perfectly happy If you Jest had a few thousand dollars to go shopping with. That lsont so, sed Ma. Tou know it tsent so. All I sed I wanted to go shop ping with was a few hundred,- not a few thousand, & boesldes, this artlktl about base ball was tho truth, beekaus I, hap pen to know the great slentlst wlch galv the Interview to the palper. He & hla wife Is cummlng up to the house to dinner tonlte. Vou will have a chanst to meet him. He is a reely grate man. Ma sed, beekaus eeven his wife thinks so. Oh, deer, sed Pa, ft so we have got to feed another slentlst, I haven't forgot yet, sed Pa, the slentlst wlch calm to see us last fall, the one wloh was try ing to prove that fishes brcethed thru thare gills. He didn't talk anything else excep fish, ft we had fish for dinner that day, too, I saw fish In my sleep that nlte, sed Pa. . Oh, this slentlst Is different, sed Ma. He Is Interested lu man, not fish. Ho beUeves that very man ahud have the flzeek of a old Roman gladiator ft wud Imv It If he observed the proper rules of hy-geen. That Is why he thinks that base ball is the ourse of the United States. He will explain It all to you wen he cums tonlte. Well, that nlte the slentlst ft his wife calm to dinner. He was a llttel bit of a man ft his wife was a fine big woman. She looked as if she cud have been a white hope tf she dlden't happen (a be a woman tnsted of a man. Her husband squeeked like a mouse wen he talked, ft his hands was thin like bird's fet. If I was a man I wud like to marry his wife, but if I was a lady I wuddent llko to marry tha slentlst. The slentlst dldsnt talk about slence during the dinner, I thought from what Ma sed about hy-geen that he wud bo very careful about what he ate, but he wasent I newer seen a man eet so much. I guess the way his wife looked at him he had forgot what she. toald Moon In It without nn artificial supply. Yet unmanned balloons havo gone ten mile high and meteors take fire from friction at nn elevation of a hundred miles or moro. Still tho atmosphere does practically cense to exist nt no very great elevation, nnd cuts short off the road of the balloon and thctaeroplane. We must turn to some thing else. Tho huoynnt force of air enables us to over come the grnvltntlvo attraction of tho ' earth only up to a moderate height Be , yond that something more Is needed. X I havo learned with surprise that many in telllgent persons suppose that if wo once got outside the nlr motion would unlm I peded. For Instance, a man said to -me) tho other day: "Suppose nn acroplaine could mount straight up until It passed the limits of tho atmospherv, then having nothing moro to Inipedo Its motion, It would go on with whatever velocity it had when It loft the nlr." In fact, this could only occur In caso tho velocity of the neroplane amounted to, near seven miles por second, for that velocity would bo required to completely overcome the pull of tho earth's' attract ion. Otherwise it would fall back to tha earth. This is the reason why Jules Verne in his amusing story of "A Voyage to tho Moon," had his adventurers shot out at an enormous cannon. Only In that way, he thought, could tho requisite Initial ve- loclty be obtained. But a bold mln, In view of recent dls i coverles, speculate on tho llllmltablo ' power that may be obtained from unlock 1 Ing the energies of tho atoms of matter. Professor Thomson has calculated that a single gram of hydrogen has within it sufficient energy to lift 1,000,000 tons, a hundred yards high I Does anybody Im agine that that unlimited store of energy is going forever to romaln uncontrolled by human genius' We hare alscovored Its existence; the next thing Is to take) It and uso It. Suppose we had It under control, as we hall havo It soma time. Then roflect vpon the close relation between Jitomlo phenomena and electricity, and recall' the familiar experiment of making bits. of pith fly away from an electrically I charged ball, It tvo could construct some kind of u car that could be powerfully r charged with clectrio energy wo might ba able to mako it fly away from tho oaith as the pith balls fly from tho charged conductor of the electric ma chine. Thon it would be necessary t estab lish a system of control by whloh tho speed and direction could be rogulated by varying the charge and the problem of navigating space would be solved. have developed this (of course purely, hypothetical) idea somewhat farther In a story called "a Columbus of Space." Such a method would avoid all the dif ficult!, really Insuperable, tbat ham pered Jules Verne's plan of a projectile starting at a velocity of almost seven miles per second. However, when ho set tho atomlo en ergies under control our first efforts will be directed to making more money" out of them, and trips to tho moon will only begin to pay after we have got tired of purely earthly things. him about over-eetlng befoar they left I hoam to cum to our house. But after! dinner Pa started rile in on him. I was to tho ball galm today, sed Pa. I was sorry old Matty had to lose that galm. He pitched one of the grandest gaims of his career. I detest base ball, sed the slentlst. It Is the curse of the country. Jest think of it, sum days thare are maybe 20,000 men watchlny a galm of ball wen they ought to be exercising themselfs lnstedl of watching eighteen men that am doing; tho exercising. If they wero all out exercising themselfs, thay mite bs trained athleets, too. Do you exercise? sed Pa, Indeed I do, sed tha slentlst, threol hours a day. What kind of trained athlett are you? sed Pa. That Is neither here nor thare, sed thoi slentlst. lie saw his wife lafflng ft ha I was gittlng mad. I newer exercise much, sed Pa. & l newer miss a ball galm wen my bisness will let me git away, but I feel as fine' as silk ft I guess' I cud give Sam Lang-i ford quite a flte as long as my wind 1 .. 1 , .1 T. 1.1. . . I luaieu. uug uuu is not ioe curse or the) United States, sed Pa, with all due defer ence to yuro oplnyun. Base ball la the grandest galm that was ewer invented. It Is loved by oaver a mllyun men Si boys & is getting grater ewery year ladles can go to ball galms ft ferglt tharo shopping. Fa sed, ft men can go I ft fergit thare creditors. Long llvs basej' ball, sed Pa, ft three ceers for McQraw. I think Pa is rite, but he la a, raw person sumtlmes. TIIE WORKINGMAN'S FOOD Tho man who tolls hard all day needs strengthening food. A lot o meat 1b not essential to nourish and sustain tho system. A lOo package of Faust Spa-, ghettl contains more nutrition than 4 lbs. of beef. 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