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G THE BEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY, MAY 27, 1913. T5 . m 5.1 .3 i s5 :t ii e I 11 The omajja Daily bee 'JfOUHDBD BY fifiWAUD UOSEWATBIl . " VICTOR KOSEWATEn!, EDITOU. BUILDING, FAIINAM ANb 17TH, Entered at Omaha rostotfice a second tlais fotttter. ireniia its' "fftlTiSrtTnrWil'Yty! Bnndajr Bee one year ,' lBaturdsy Bee, ono J'enr....... t-a ' Sally Bee, without Sdnflay. ope year. .J9 JDnJlv Bee. and SuMftV. one Tear.... 6,00 t nBLtvcnuin .tit n AiiklHFl. ' 5?vrili uriH fiundnv. tr month 40a I KrenlnK, without Sunday, per month o Dally JBee. Inclufllns; Bunday, per njp. 6&o Daily Bee, without Sunday, per rno..e Address all complaint of tfrrejruianues in atmw to uity uircuuu.wn unu. REMITTANCE Remit bv draft, oxnress r postal order, payable to The Bee .Publlrfilnff company. Only J-cent stamps recolvtd In payment nt mBll arnnnnli. PArsnnol CheclfS. OX, cert on Omaha and easterri exchange, riot aceDifl. ! OFFICES: ' Omaha-The Bee bulldlnfr. Bouth Omaha K St eet Council Bluffs-rll North Main street Lincoln 26 Little buildlm . Chlc&Ko-001 llernst -built tngr. . . New'York-noom llOi, a 5 Fifth Ave, at Tv,i(..ky; m.u :nnnli of Commerce. Wnatilnilon 72S Fourtinnth fit.. N. W. rnmmnnlKntlnna toletttiCT In n'tVI tttl1 editorial matter should be oddrCMed Omaha Bee, Editorial department. APRIt CIRCULATION. 50,106 , Ctatc of Nebraska, County pf Dovjilas, sm Dwtaht Williams, circulation manager tot The Bee Publishing company, belli J dtJly sworn, asw that the, average dally circulation for the month of Ani-ll.lflJS, !was 60,106. DWIOHT WILLIAMS, Circulation Manager Subscribed Jn my presence ond iswqrn to before ma this 2d day of May, WIS. v ROBERT . HUNTER. . OSeal.) Notary Public. , . 'i- f .im . tnbpojriltcr Icavlnsr tIo oltr tmporallr ahoalil hae The Uce saIed to the in. Ajldresa ttJU bp changed an after n renesipd. H- L ' ill, " ' I I' 1 1 ChQor up, the Juno brldfc will soon "tio-amongBt us. Next after tho duty to know Omaha Is the obligation to make Omaha fcnown. u 'ZZ Every once In a while wo are re minded that tho war In Tripoli Is still jqjng on. Some pepplo iono.up their -Btom fcmshthSi Jawnimowor; others .weBta IJood money In spring tonics. I : . . , ...zr-. If ha had onlyjknawn, the wsafhor mju mght hpye savod tro.ubjo by having his forecasts jjot up meroly 'Srlth ditto marks. Close attention to thh work .of col Icge sturtpnte during examination tfays iwrJU help ,four,th-cloas p.ontjnast , terp to appreciate what is coming to flqmo .dqath-flqa.Ung calamities (are Ipreventabje;, wHp others are not, JJW i (til? dUfrqjjce bRtjv)e,n ho IffiB S,ach plsr s48tor and cur bwh cecent itqrnado. It J .p.isoBcsod that the Commpr clal club vechrloton "Soptenhor Morn" If hung on Ita waljs as "Autumn." A- rose by another namo tsrould smell as sweet. Aqqut sail that Js Joking :to odd ioelat to tho .graduation season is ou explanation fit tho difference bo twooq a baccalaureate address apd a ommeneonjput prAtlon. ' Wen th.o fact bojpme5T generally ftpowp that fleayer has op its tpurlpt ytl,reuit ''the largest railroad tunnel top, the $prth. Ameriqan continent," lhpn.ayin.oon trips by any ptner routoi VlH b,a ?arlty. I . t ,..I.',J, ,, . V Pflyrpo it is a, .raattqr .or business RH as duty, but how a rail- 3Kd ticket agent cap keep, a straight f$C while boosting other summer Ireforta than Omaha is one .of th.o rsterles of tfie qentury. The qapaclty of this old world to tear undue strain in spots jviyjoitt iwabbllng is admjrably shown in Ifwithsjandlng tho thundering of la con at Washington and Imposing Tieft of royalty at erlln. Half the Bpectatprs' seats ,nt tho famous libel suit itj that little Mich igan town are to be reserved .far Nvpmqn. Hope they will bo decked flout in their best go-to-meetlpg cowns when the photographor gU oy. i . .--T. After that battery of Nebraska, pflltora jgots 4n ts execution Xrora all tb,e PRlpita In Omaha, the need of importing an $xjenslve oYftngollst ehjould be so completely dispelled that tho .ehprohea whl feel mpije .Ue Win? tiif mppey. A ftw York Judge sentenced a rpn Vk9 ftnij 1300 a yeflr to pay $W0 Ripath allmpny. The Judge missed fil.s oaUlng, Tplent such as his JUj Inyaliiabte to Jegtslaturea truj?gH.Hg to make appropriations II t jfee state's income. TV T AU- l . II J ; -vv ,p auc,fl thing for copgssj, as pur Amia,ble aemocrauo contemporary slow con tends, of course, it must be a.wa,Uy good lor all our goveramepta.l iupe-1 tlocorlea like 6(opl hpardf, cltyi counc4l find lels.la.tures. jt the ImpU) bp ruledAlp the dajrk, I Plnifir whejp dapw-atlp iea fetorg sojed a$liat sormjpjg. pretlai omlnaiJlosnB jbp aotAo waa. .defended ,.aa patrlotUm with jthe bar pp. fajlar fwU0i by wjmfe. Jicaa senatprs nop is 4eaoun.d as a copspjrfoy ftgajj?st good ,gpyrn, tt Tfe9 US job the k racping for a slab of pie makes the diffcr- Automobile Accidents. Accounts of automobile accidents are again becoming common, Indicat ing that tho same old lesson has to be learned by gad experience for each outing season. Tho temptation to tako unnecessary risks In pursuit of auto pleasures Is unquestionably great, and for that reason calls tat more than ordinary powers of re sfstanco on tho part of auto drivers Tho rules and regulations fixed by law to govern speed, stops and qua! locations for running these high power ipacmnes, particularly on crowded city streets, qre in the In torest of safety, and, should be ob served oven without compulsion from tho authorities. Thoy call for alow ng down at danger points, for com plete stops whero passengers aro being token on or off street cars, end for observance of the established rules of 'the road. Tho time to bo careful Is before tho accident hap pons, for tho probabilities are then that it will not happen. Horse Eacing and State Pairs. Publication of the lint of entries for what Is known as ttye "oarly olps lng races' for the coming Nebraska state fair discloses that in these classes $5,000 aro hung up In prizes which, of course, must ,com.o out of the spectators, barring Blight relm buscmcnt from the entrance fees. If the sole purposo of a stato fair wore tho Improvement of agriculture, by pfforlng oncouragomcnt n tho form of prizes for best oxhlblts. of farm products, farm animals and handiwork, the Justification for tho peed prizes would bo to promoto tho breeding of fast hprses in Ne braska. Cursory examination of tho entry list, however, shows that not more than ono-fourtli of the, horses that are to compete' aro sched uled as belonging to Nebraska, the remaining throo-iourths of them being brought in from other stated near or far. If Nqbraska trotting and running hors.es .are as .good as the others, tho rulo of average3 would give them about one-fourth of this $6,000 prlzo money, the rest serving to protnoto horse .raqlflg else where. On tho othor hand, If horse races are an amusement fea ture at a stato fair, whoso roturns aro tp bq c,6unto,d In .Increased .gate, mppey. tben It raajjes po difference. whothor they oncourago tho breed- Ing of fine hprses in Iowa., Illinois. Missouri or ICentUfiky, rathqr Man. In Nebraska, W' thoroughly .realize that Inhe popular mind horse racing and state fairs are indlssolubly linked to gether, but it is interesting to pic ture, iigu.ratlvely, o? cpurso, what a. tate fair would he without horse ran-, Ing, and .whothor tho .financial .bal ance ph,oet woujd suffer apy loss. One or Two Oceanic Oa'nais:, Tho retiring minister of Nicaragua, pr. Salvador Castrlllo, has Blgnaliaed hip departure from Washington with a statement affirming hla boliet that A flftcond tranapcepnip eftnpl by tfoa rVearn,gna route win o constructed before many years, and that in prap amtlon fpr H a cane,l treaty wUl shortly bo, negotiated between his country apd purs, Tho general impression haa tioen, and iPi that the building of one (tra.nocea.nlo cap&l is ftH that Undo $am will bp likely to undertake ior sprn.e time, and that tho big out In ranama- will aufflco when finished to accommodate all tho traffic in sight. Tho reason advanced for building the socond canal is precisely iho samo as was offered In favor of thp Nicaragua route In tho f.lrjat plaee, being the paying pf S.OOQ miles In navigation, bocauso Nic aragua is so mpoli farther porth than Panama. Hut it that reason were ,not -cpjUroHlng thep to oftsot .tho greatly increased cost; It must be less iinpprtant now Mtpr ,t,be way through the narrower part of the Isthmus has poen .opened uj), It goes without saying that if a SPCP.n.d .capaI jhpuld ever bo nsefled, its coustruotton would devolve upon ,thja 'United gtatfie. lender no condi tions would we permit European na .tlovs to takp .over the wprk, and there Is no probability that the little Latate of Nicaragua will ever be strong enough to finance such a colossal en terprise. The South American re publics , could . hardly .be Inter csbUmI, for they are copqerned more .with 4he iPanama canal, iihtcU Is closer to them, and th other Central Ameri can plates .pre in .po better .position than Nicaragua. While a second trans-oeoanle passage across Wlc, aragua offers ji pleasant prospect, it la too far Jq tfts dim and illatant jturJ ture to warrant Investing any time and monoy In It at this stage. A local minister is convinced that if our railroads ran north and south .Instead of east and west, -wo would I11 - " """IV ewr a.xe had our civil m Pos Afe'yj probably, but in tho4,avmt" th.P rift .might P.8..V.0 .beep eventually botweep the aaat ftnd west Instead pf the north pud eowth. JJut 4t U U purely ..peculatipp4 pnywpy. Tfee .auggeAtipn of fAre wiputof of abs.qlu.te aAlwice tllSOM?hou.t 4n Apsjlo.-SMton orld dr.lni tb,0 peace oepMMinlaJ x;elebraUow of f Ad Wtlra.Wo but Impossible. Kneakew cpifid pot eease knpekj.ng th,at ppg, People whip glyp .serious attention tp op-er MarJfPs weird yarojs of luitloaal danger la this country bat lopg to the ftlftsj which atlgroatfce fTT. BacWaixl Itl inn , n . r 1 urns 17$ mumatia COMPILED ROM DEE, FJLE5 acta MAX 27 V oaa Thirty Years Ago While Mr. Bert Hltehcook, the well known young .attorney of this olty, was up to Calhoun last vcttH y.sj.Unf Tudg.j Crounse, he was robbed- by burglars of quite a sum of money and all his jewelry. The burglars secured entrance to his room and took a cameo ring, a plain gold flrjg and a topaz ring, a locket, chain ,and watch ajad about ICO In money. The cjialn hetonged to Mr. John Baumer, who .had taken Air. Hitchcock's chain to repair. ?lr. Bodney Dutcher, a resident of Omaha for sixteen years, died suddenly. lira. Seville, Ktpne and ianyon held a pqst mortetp. It Is eta ted on rellabio authority that Cleaves Bros, have completed plans to erect a coljoge at Bellevue for atudeats to study for the ministry, at a cost of $M,0Ctt, which has been g.lven by H. T. Clarke. Two hundred representative Irishmen met at Kupny's hall to organize a branch of the Irish National league. Councilman Murphy prcalde,d, a.nd Dan Hb,eUy a,cte4 ft seoretarj. Messrs. Smyth and Me- Mahan made a report on their attendance at the convention In Philadelphia., ai&d. mis committee waa appointed to colleot money for the Parnell fund; First ward, Thomas Casey, Charles Hanley; Second ward, Blchard "Kcefe and tichard Morl arty; Third ward, M. McMahan, D. Murphy; Fourth ward. T. Tallon an4 J. Nlqhol; Fifth word, William QenUe-. men, J. II. Feeneyi QJxth ward. John Groves and P. O'Malley. Mr. B. C. Maxwell, late contracting frelg.it agent pf the Milwaukee, has heen placed In charge of he Milwaukee pfflce, W. I. Hawks, Omaha representative of ,the TraYeler.s' Insurance company, lias gone on a month's visit to BnlugfcW, Mass. General Mend. has returned from a trip to hie gold ,mlne n Montana. JFwenty -Years Ag( George Jewqtt, a we known fancier of game cocks, received a coop of hand some blrdsrfBealmear dofjilnlfjufs-rfrom Lexington, Ky. James Jay Rrady and wifo of New fork were registered at thn Paxton. Frank Murphy arrived with C&'SweJl Hamilton, who had been very 111 for flWro! Wfieks fil Cfllpra.40 SprlnBS- Mr. Hamilton was regarded as a most at (Ifsath's dppr.jbut he csprcssed a esjre tp come, home, s.o Mr. Iprpl)y brought him. Mrs. Clinton N. Tpwell left for Dlron, HI., to be .Bona eeyeral wfk? durln which thrje jshe expeqfed,' tp visit h World's fair in Chicago, Jqhn WlthpelU tle contractor, fell when the grandstand at the Young Men's Christian assoclayprj atllletlo park Rave way, .and PrpHe a hope jn pi anKie. jte was taken to his home at Th.lrty-fth and Farnam streets, In great pain, as h. whs CO years old, A party qf twojve European editors, touring tho United Btatea, arrived, in Omaha .and spent , tho day hrt a the guests pf the city, at who evident prosperity -aj)d nrp1 they expressed. gret surprise ondilntereat. Mayor Bems, olhr 1Pblo offlQlals and reptesentatlv business men gavo. their time to malf Ing: the journalists' vlst a pleasant and profit able n. Th.y showed them all oyer the city and entertained them royally" Th hollermakers of the Union Pacific, After being out on .strike for ov$r eleven months, were preparing to return to work, bavins effected a settlement with ff. H Uarrlman In New York, through the'r representatives, Inoludlng Local President Pd Knnedy and International Pr!dnt McNeil. Thirty Jewish cltlxm mt At the office pf Charles 8. Elguttor and organized so as to aid In ooUeqtlng ajjd receiving as sistance, pf any eort to e trnmlttd Jaws Peraecpted In Rusala. Rabbi Slinpn wa made phalrman of the orijanhtatlon In which these had promtne.pt Parts: Mr. Blgulter. Morris Levy, taurer; Harry ,B, Zimmnn, E. Flelsehman, p. tavltz, A- Ferer and Mr. Kettlflraan. Be,y. John Gordon, D. V; pnea a mem ber of the faoulty of the Omaha Theologi cal seminary ,and formerly pastpr pf Westminster Presbyterian ' church, re ceived npl,Ice of hl election , prfflldept of Howard university, the great Institu tion for the higher education of .negroes in Washington. D. Q, Dr. Gordon went frpm Pmaha to Tatjpr, la., to Ijpll the chair pf history In Tabor college, e,nd was thus engaged at the time pf hla ejec tion to tho pastern office. Harry Welch, tha crack Crelghton uni versity pitcher, wo sent in as a .plnfih hitter for Omaha In the ninth Inning against lanaaa City with the s.opre 0 to 0, and hit the flrat ball pitched. Carter sacrificed him to second, Captain Qenlns flew out, and then Frank phygartj termlned to win iht game, .ftent tha .ball far oft to tho south. J.t oop,rd Aike A home run, but landed a foul fihyfi&rt could not repeat and Welch did .not score. Kansas City camp to bat and made ne run, winning the ame. Editorial Snapshots Washington Post: Th pap&rtme.nt f .Agriculture Is considering ways and mean for the dlepojltlop of condemned milk. Why pot f,ed It to the rnt.n who try to sell UT Philadelphia Press: The New Jersey legislature Isn't obeying Its master's voice with all that w)ld enthusiasm and de light that -was predicted. Perhaps be will have to pesk up a Mile Joyder. Washington 8 tar: Even tha aerum as- perts admit that the reven.Uv repre sented by trcah air, simple, nourishing .food' and clean conscience pre hettr thap anything they cap produc in u way Pf wes. Bt- louj Globe-Democrat: Veterans rememper that fifty year MO there were no autpnvJblVes. telephones or aerpplejiw. and nearly all guns wsrp uiussle loaders. Th pvdrn imptoveraesat are paoy, hvt Uiere cf,n b none Ip Amerlc courage an Stghjt'ng tenacity. t. JouU Republic: Tha mental tJft jejehUUpd by the Swdthvyie pjiir, Kjip aaja he was' too unslfUb 0 rvn fnk pad therefore vlp,lat4 the banking law n .order to aocpnodato prfbyiere, J a pmptan one,.aroop pnlthrAft (wad 4fauUr. The fiau wMhftVt th purftf to say no and th map who mVa free vttb other people! snPey pr vatr hta pwp Au order to fPP bfor ,Ws lows as jcuuiiy apo vnseinsh are rtauy Indulging a form of selfishness, which Is more harmful than the grasping greed LOOK of the money, grubber. Twice Told Tales Trouble nt ihe Crpastn. 'Hullo, Cyrus. How's things oyer to "Pretty dublops. war op." We got a, race "No I" "Yep, Couple o Swedes frpm Ylscon tin started a market garden in th' North-rd." " 7 "Well 1" "Th" board o' selectmen hold a hieeUn' rltrhl ATirav an n..l n n , . . .11 .1. . , "Well, wclll" " T ''Yep, Peleg Brown has writ to Gov erppr Johnson of Callforny .aakbV how to enforce It. An' everbody Jn town Is "Wonderln what?" "Ef Bwe.dn Is goln' to declare war" It' bender. f. somewjiat angular, severef-lopklng spinstar was standing on the station plat form outside a mall cUach, Inspecting with uudlsgulsed curiosity the Ingenious nt arrangement when Is able to fweep In mall bags whllo the train Is ln wlft mptlo.n. "Is she working all rightT" asked one of the officials. 'Aye. aye, Bill," replied his nvUe, when suddenly the lady touched him on the shoulder. 'Uhv An vnll mil It '.h.'tt' In. quired, as usual athlrat 'for Information. 'Bocauee, madam, It's a mall catcher," replied the courteous pfflcal. And tpe sniff of the angular spinster almost drowned the shrill whistle of the engine, then preparing to move on. Lon don Answers. A Horse Deal. A . 1. 1 ....... -... M . ...-.M - cently a jeouple of farmers stopped to tMk crops and horses. "Are you In .the market for s- good hot?e?" asked ove. "Always ready to dlcicer," the other answered. "Ever see that little bay mare of miner "I think I know the critter." "If6wd yQtfllke to owp herT She's yours at rock-bpttqm price,." uathernur up .his lines preparatory to leaving th SPot, the other farmer re pjlefl; "wen, pnp, JP uy ner-yni morning, bUt I liatp to bup.t a dollar-'VYoungs-tprn TAlegranj. Nebraska City Press: 'Take .off your hats, to ttree unknown church congrc gVlops of Omaha, pi". Sunday, base ba)l evangelist, told a delegation of Qmalja preachers and Jayxpen at South Bnd, Ind., that ha would not consider an engagement n C-mah ptlj the evap. enprphes could gree Jp Inyjtlpg him- At present threp Qmaha ohurfihe have refused tP Join IP th invitation, Bn?bftblV fee)lng that Hon. Supday',s presepos in Qmaha Is not at .all needed fprpaps, top, thps thre. shurohes ha,v . hard something about the wprk pf B,v. 8aovlle In Lincoln, who tons thing up and then left the town, leaving the cltttens to patch up the quarrels. Omaha no4ds llly Sunday JUet about as much as It need another cyclone, and you know how badly t needs a tornado. All hall to the three stiff-backboned ministers .,,,y...Mpv w wyw.iu ie tufa aiiciuc iq mak monkeys out of Omaha people) 'ad vaudeville theaters of the house of God. Waype Herald: Evangelist Billy -Sun day has refused to consider a proposition to labor with the wicked of Omaha until every church n the town olns'tlje re quest for his prejence. Isn't Sunday too particular If he can snatph Omaha frpjn me clones pi nujp, shouldn't fie jget busy even If alj denomination dp not qnlt? in UrgJg thp A'fJftHl" Fremont Trlbuner'eijme Omahans seem to think that It Is a huge Joke that ta.OGO In cah ani a .committee of Ive flplpters failed to perfijadp Eyange))st nday jo launp.h hj mpu revival meetings iiv,. huge Jpke-rat Jest half .pf which is on Ojnfthu Lexington Pioneer: Some neopl are so dead sore on "VllIam S;upday on'd ijl vange,ll8tip method thatljey wapt Ms uuinn cnangea 10 j,'riaa. Jtpy Insist that ISunday Is a misnomer. Frjend Telegraph: Billy Sunday, now Doundnjr the devil .at South Bend, Ind., ha turned .dpwn the proposition to coma to Amaha for th reason that the churches of ,Qmaha are not unanimous as to his calling. ' l i .t n vmr Nesf Jr?y ha a baby born on the thirteenth of th mopth, n S19, and I the thirteenth chile of It porsnte. That child Is destined to h.av a hard battle with sunerAtHlpp. .u;titaeu iiarrel pf .ginseng, cpntatnlng 1(3 Pflund. and wprth iS,m. have be gun their ppurn.y frpm Wamau, WJ.. v nyna. ims crop yras grown by J. il JCochAex op o.pe-haJf acr pf nar Wusftu. Joe Cannon, deputy auditor of Hardin. .cpyjity, Ohio, hft ffippyere4 a, ring bich h 10St m th PHrt hpus. yard many nPPths ago. Jpltor Yoet wo cleaning- ou-pv neatsAMtiftt V avs of .the bplld. in and faupd Mra qapnpn' ring wovan lafp ftne of the ct. A lohatV caught In Aha pat of dap. tain g3iprl PJaipp of Pin Point. M-, While h vm Jshlpg for haddock near Roothbay, weighed more than ten pound pd measured thirty-one Inches Iroro Up P tip. jm 1 Qa joI th largest lobr tera ever caught oft Jia Maine coast. tl'nry Dennl a n exhiWUon in Portland, Me-, two r-wia of corn, on of W.htfh we? fteked iq 1MQ; th other in i he soplent of hoth cans ara stlil )P f xceilent condition. Th older -sample It packed. In the awd-pff end of a water apput. as ihe present type of can wa not ud wUfO the .corn was put up. While, W- J5. Gleadepla, the pootmae ter In Wltm. Mev was walking jUong the bank ft th Penobscot last ek. h aw a aslmon trying to make IU may up the rlvar, Whan tha !h ame too naar tha ehora Mr- jQlandc&ta salatd It with hi hands and Any U -out of ihe water. Tiie aatmon welghed eight pounds, The pat warhla apolU hid ,evry year wPtth tGfiiOQ.cea. Tfh ax warbte cat Jioles In th hide workhng frp.rp the In oyt The puncturing of flutompblj tire aippvmia to nothing- tp cpmpariw. .GIam ad mrpt Jtacka apd pe.U fere but itttla brothers, pf nUschlet to the ox warble. Nobody ever hear an ox warble, but It Is pnt of 4ur hlghestfjprlce pfjpui dpnnoo. Sunday's Tiirji-Down " Oddities of Life Thp fCnoxvOmnba 2ssay Content OMAHA. May 65. To tho Editor of The ??e,e: The provisions and supporters of to eacred Heart schools have good rea son for pardonable pride In the distin guished preeminence won by them In the prize essay contest. Without de trading In any way from the honors won Dy others, it l permlssabl and even pralsworthy to take pleasure In the sue cess of our own. in competition with all Omaha school, public and parochipl (high school In eluded), the two Sacred Heart school carried off two first prizes, and one third prize. Out of thirty-one prizes awarded Sacred Heart schools captured three Taking Into account that the pupils of Sacred Heart schools, are barely 3 per cent of their competitors, and yet that they bore off 10 per cent of the prizes. It will be seen at a glance what a credit able showing they have made. The Sau.red Heart Junior -school ltd all Omaha tn the .seventh grade Helen Gopd taking first prize. The Sacred Heart High school led all the High school of Omaha. In ninth and tenth grade Helen McNamara winning first prize. The pa c red Heart High school, In eleventh and twelfth grades, wa outranked only by Crelghton High school Alice Boyce getting third prize. The Crelghton schools won six prizes, two of them being frt prizes, charing with tho Sacred Heart tho distinction of capturing two first places. It is a remarkable and striking fact .that two Catholic schools, Creighton and the Sacred Heart, outranked all the high schgols and colleges of Qmaha. I call attention to this fact, not out of a spirit pf Invidious comparlspp. My object Is ,two-.fo.ld First, to confirm for our own people our contention regarding the ex cellence of Catholic teaching. -The re sult of this contest .furnishes an endorse ment from an Impartial source, that our (education is second to none. It shows our people that they get full value for (their money In supporting CathoUc schools. JJy second pbject Is tp bring home to Ithe falr-jnjndedness of .pur non.CaJ.ho."0 fellow citizens the financial sacrifice we Catholics juake .or education. JFIrst we cjntrJhulte our pro rata share to build and maintain Bchppl for our non-Catholic neighbors. Then wo tax ouraelves ,ex- cluslvely pud .doubly to hulld .and main tain our own schopjs, where wa teach pur -young .citizens as well as In the public-supported schools. What other body makes auch safriflc.es for education, re ligion and peace among fellow citizen ns we Catholics 40? p. J. ,juSB. Pastor Sacred Heart Rectory. Sign of Santy. OMAHA, May S5.-r.To -the Editor at Tnv Bee: To prove a man .either ane or ln- pann Is impossible, unless wo take Jt Jtor granted that at his trial the Judge, jury and Wjtne,sse aro themselves of ao.und Jmjnds and free from the marks of Jn saplty. PisU are we justified In aurnlng .that th? JUfljS6' whp presides at .such p. trial is mentally sound, .when be ad mits that he spends all his spare time CftUesMPP fiId Postage stamps, working with uninterrupted energy and appuca--tlon arranging .and sortlpg his grand p- Jectton fit trlWe.7 Xftt us suppose that one of th Juror .could ahow a collection 0if f0.XW old corks frpm wine bottle, all aet up in perfect order and labeled wiy (the greatest care; would we say that his mind Is perfectly balanced? N.o in deed J We would call him eccentric It hp IiapBSped to pe rl.ph, but 11 pppr we would pronoupc hini aP mf- Suppose one of -the witnesses wa a woman, .who could ahpy by her notebpok that fh pent to.ur hpurs ach day .gaz ing into a mirror, and two -hours mar.e teaching a magpie to .lng the idoxptogy In low Putch: would ehe pe a .competent .witness to bring before a. lunacy com mission? Most asjuredly not! Supposing top JJhat on,e of Jpe lawyer in .the ca.se was "a man whp popjd ppj .pleap" .a cause unless hi stomach was well drenched with whisky and lemon Juice; what wppld our pplnlon be a tp $1 mental .enaownmeptsy ernop tntjpr.- ney, who represents tne atate in uiis trial Is one whp PPgW Pt examine .a, .witness If he discovered that he had (eft hie chewing gum at liome or had failed tp provide himself .with a .change pf .lead pencils. And th "expert" physician, who answer the hypothetical questipn sp readily, may he one of those strange .creatures, who cannot wigmen up in tn morning without the aielgtapce of a tew drops pf laudanum. -Where wisdom ends and Insanity begins is a mooted aueation; Diogenes the Cynic was satisfied to have nothing. while NaP.Piepn Wa threat had potniiur that xui4 satisfy him, and esfih of these great men would have declared the other JnfRnei "Thus ppe tool lolls his tongup put .at another, apd .hak hi empty - noodlo at his brother. To prpvp a man ! either sane pr insane, Is no easy task. j & o. M. ti Aimed at Owlja ,U. . 'J' -J. . 4 . .11 1 Plattsmouth Journal: Omaha's city di rectory pppultlpn nqyt .totals 18 AH. Show ' us the Person whp says the Jfe.braska metropolis pot forging- to the front in population as wen as in evcrytnmg elif thftt Is caiculattd to make it one. of the greatest cities in America. Qld Mi(i 'fnpAut; Youpg women are earning all the way frpm ft to M per week a Omaha, doing house work, th maintenance .Item .of board and lodgttur, as a matter, of course, be fog "hrpwn in." Evidently there Is not so much demand for a minimum wage law for girls In Omaha as there la for the aurvlval of the ttttost; .for obviously. a girl la a fairly good Omaha home, with only one mistress, has an .easier -placa, than a girl behind a counter at tS 8, without tho other very material perquisite. If., then, sh can eliminate only moderately the alavery to fashion ah really needs have uttle fear of any other slavery. Fremont Tribune: Omaha came promptly to the front with expression of sympathy ana oners 01 neip rpr tne (Seward storm, s.yjtfejs. A touclj pf mis- fpr.tufl maKjs he wrld s;ip. Ofd Journal: All Nebraska is going to be mighty proud of Qmaha propood neir fcptel, Perhaps jsome of pur- city friend may Invite us tail da it we keep out wholesale account pretty well JOLLIES FROM JUDGE. Little Tommy (reading his Bible) -Pop. iiiiu. is a nanamaiaen? PopA handmaiden? Great tcott! They dllnt have manicure girls In those days, dja they 7 . ynr-Pp .you think Jf a .good Idea tc buy a piano On the installment plan? Shyne-Why, ye; someUme-ou cenH afford to make moro than" one payment cp it and then Ihey come and takp the Tribune urr nouso. vnicago iIA.mou coUe"e President declare that there are no new Jokes." .1. A'..n1,d91'' doea he?" B'rlmly returned the husband my niece has Just married and brought home to HVe on me!" tdC?Z' .? &W,Vm In an awul it, "H"11 v ?"' msrni ana ftvi trv..f J "si propose again as if IZr forgotten. That ought to make Transcript. muae you.-poston shut up.' do ybu? 1 B?PC9t me t0 Boston rancrllr1 yolf W0U,d- Xft UaoIa TT... J . atone- XiiXr JS.?US1,I"1 Set away? ' "" iuo you were -KIS; Doyle Well. I don't think he will advertise for a position as hBtisekeeper op the Strength of the record he maSeV "Whn HIH ,i,Vl- .u- j. n . 't 01 iub uinner it was the most dfring, .bareback per - "Dyy Qhalrners '-'Porosknit" Underwear. You run no risfc, as you will Jpee by the Guarantee Bond shpwn here. Read it. Buy "Porosknit" Union Suits the .enjoyable kind. Union Suits that -T-with comfortably closed crotches. Upion Suits with $hc new elastic fitting backs that stretch up-antj-down and prev.ent "short-waisted" feeling and "cutting" jn tljte crotch and give ypu absolute ease n any posjtipn with no binding, pulling bulging nor gaping bepd or twist as you will. You re entitled to a Quarantee Bond with .every garinent, ,an.d if you see that it Jjag the above label you ppy bp sure of getting the comfort .and quality we promise. Made in every style of bojh ynion an.Q Go ,to any .stQre where Chalraers 'J?pr.osknit" is displayed and buy it. You 11 pt). please.ci. ( 5 FjrBor. $IM Union tdis 50c Men's mercerized (looks like silk) .QO periraeot. $2.00 Uulon Suit. A$k Yaar Dtaltr CHAFERS KNITTINQ CO, Wuklnttoa St. AmtUtim, N. T. 5paWeek Go To Soinielfaff in This TQwin Qje man in thj.5 toyyn is going tb thank good fortune .hat he W thii (kJ. He is .to have a fne ft ore a steady buiinest bated on merit cuttomert who arewtufitd end Uy with hica-ycar slier yeft- an incomefl550 a lyeek puyfce mote. Then 4too, he is going to be independent his own boss. Wc want a pn in this Jown to taBge n agency. We will help him Urt-r-iupply him with all matenals give bun the ksneht pf our nitron-wide teputslion nd the sell jog power of pur name. We will back him up in every way and start him on the ,toiq p a iig "cce. We aro ihp Uugejt popular pricedTflilatTo The Trade house in America. Our clothes sell every where. They are the tig hft season after seasoq. Our agencies are making money hand over fist. There is a big future (before a store in thislowa big money for the man who runs it. We w&at to. pay him $3,00p year, Many of our agents make that much and more. Write epd hayej paipaaliy jrplain our propositioa at once. Ejtpericnce is not es sential. Our effective new selling plan mikes sales easy. We show you how. Write today .and ge) .the details. Remember only ope man in this town can have the agency. Ypu be that man. Jt'f dience pf a .lifetime. Wrjte today, address f$, Q, Stewart $9, unity Buiming, Qlafcago :'J-L iir ." lul't' M Jt CONSTIPATION 0w Ijyer interfere with the acuon -- of tlie boweli. When thtf liver slops working and h PUP .RCcmuUate? your system becomes clogged with waste matter. Ge tht liver working right and alUbffiou. fs headache, tojnch rouble and coiub'plioa is ypided -Qrdjsappjiajrs, DON'T takes a Atuv wTt!yl Ami- J 1- a ct," - V?-'- uvR,uyc yriUVAS &9HVy VWa ulates and. effectively operates. HWHTfAW yAN jwy, pif& mm fine nour or o after taJdng on an emaW slomnrh 1A Isfii1 . , . store m ffl aZ& 'i III' 11 I formaace that I ever attended; and as foi your niece, she outstripped all her competitors!" At il o'clock her father put his head within tho door. "Come, young man. light out! " he said. The word were pleasant enough, but the young' man knew that they must be obeyed. . So he reached up and turned out the light Mabellet What makes the leading woman so grouchy? Kstelle She had counted on making a big hit with her divorce oase this season, and Just as she was about to bring pro eeetUn'gs her husband had tp go and die. MabfRle (irjdlgnantty) Now, Isn't that Ju'et like a man? THE MAD) TOO WISE. Chicago Inter Ocean. One day, when Love was .straying, A little maid he meC He reached for bow and arrow, She cried: "Not yet! Not yetl Before you use the wsapon That wounds but doesn't slay, Assure me they'll omit It, Tho little word 'obeyl'1' No word spake Love a-smlling, But stayed awhile his hand; Whereat the little maiden Continued her demand: "And give me, sir, assurance, Before the danger lights, That he vvlio congee to love me Believes In woman's rights!" Then Love, no longer (smiling, With pity In his eyes, Sold: "Never yet 'twas wlefivm For one to bo too wise!" He never touched bis quiver, ' He turned and went his way; And the niald' lacked love tind lover Untjl her dyln day! two-piece u)ts for men and boys. Tftit Liberal Of- filff E$tpbli$fred Cfiicag'p Concern, Read Every Word Yqu May be the flfpn Tffgy Wonf." J.k'J 1 1 111 .Si',"!"' V L, ,a 1 V aiyJTPTM T I'sp Tfoiir live; 10 WnrkLi Two wrongs do not rske a ft NATURAL1 ra4 r---r ft. P. . V liver 10 worn- iietapotueptany drug to-gpy, lil It lull I 1 1 "IsM ssssssssssssssessstaseeieMtMi-eMi 1 si t i 1 1 1 -mm 1 s in smuiM I 'WfTimi''.".1 Th