THE BEE: OMAHA, MONDAY, MAY 26, 1913. .1 13 THE OMAHA DAILY BEE roi'NDED BY BDWAItD nOSKWATBR VICTOR ROSBWATRIt. JBDlTOTL BF.B DUILDINO, FARNAM AND 1TTII. Kntered at Omaha rostofflce as second rlas matter. . terms ov sunscnirTioN: 8unflay Bee one year J-" Saturday nee. one year Valiy Itee. without Sunday, one year. J OT Pally nee. and Sunday, one year.... aw DELIVERED BY CAItniRR. Ienlng and Sunday, per month... ...VK Kenlnf. without Sunday, per month o laUr Hee. Including Sunday, per mo. rac I'.viv Bee, without Sunday, per mo.. JSC Address all complaints of irregularities In delivery to City Circulation Dept. REMITTANCE. Remit by draft, express or postal order, payable to The Bee Publishing eornVMY. Onlv .-cent stamps received In payment Of small accounts. Personal checks, ex cept on Omaha and eastern exchange, not acceded. OFFICES: Omaha-The Bee building. South Omaha-CTS N Street. Council Bluffs-14 North Main street. Lincoln 26 J.lttle building. Chl-aco-Wl Hearst bullying. New YOric-Room 1106. MB Fifth Aye. St Louis -808 New Bank of Commerce. Washington--7 Fourteenth RU N. W. CORRESrONDRNCB. Communications relating to news arm editorial matter should be addressed Omaha Bee, Editorial department. APRIL CIRCULATION. 50,106 Blate of Nebraska, County of Doegloa. as: Dwlght Williams, circulation manager of The Bee Publishing company, bel duly sworn, sov. that the average dally circulation for the month of Annl lJij, was W.I06. DWItJHT WILLIAMS, Circulation Manager. Bubscrlbed In my presence and sworn to before me this 2d day of May, Mil. ROBERT HUNTER. (Seal.) Notary Public. Subscribers leaving the temporarily should bare Tli Dee mailed to them. Address will be changed often reaneatefl. Never mind, tho lco man will mako up for lost time lator. How muoh mut a man drink to bo drunk T An easy way to find out lo to try It. Assurance la offered that the punch which killed Luther McCarty was a light blow. How consoling. Factor in Tariff Making. How much of a factor should the president be In tariff making? This question Is rogularly propounded whenover rovislon of tho tariff is proposed, and thero is a wide oppor tnnlty for divergence of opinion. On one sldo It Is urged that tho pros Ident should keop out until a bill Is presented to htm for his approval, and on tho other that ho should tell In advance what he wants, and use all tho powor at his command to forco congress to comply. In a speech In tho senato a week ngo Senator Newlnnds of Nevada pre sented this common-sense view: There aro three factors In tariff mak ing, and when 1 speak of tariff making I mean making a democratic tariff. Tho democrats of tho house, the democrats of the senato, and a democmtlo president. The president has the power of Initiative by recommendation, and ho has also the power of veto. So far ni I am concerned I have always welcomed him cordially Into our councils. 1 have not been ono of thoso who believed thnt tho president nhould wait until congress has acted and, should then simply exercise his power either of approval or veto. I believe that through his power Of recommendation and of veto he Is a part of tha legisla tive organisation, and that we, as demo crats, both In the house and the senate, ought to take him Into our councils re garding a democratic measure. But surely the president will also choerfully concede that ho Is not the only factor, that the democrats of the houao with him do not constitute the only factors, but that the democrats of the senate are called upon by the obligation' of their office to discharge their full duty. Under tho constitution every bill for raising revenue must orlginato tho houso, yet that has never deterred the sonato from Incor porating ehangoB Into It as part of lis legttimato prerogative as ono branch of tho law-making powor. Strictly spoaklng, tho president by ils veto can negatlvo any proposal, but cannot modify or alter tho tormB of a measuro ngrood upon by con- gross. With three factors In tariff making, tho assumption of exclusive or superior authority by ono or by two of, them Is llkoty to upset the balance Jingoes of Japan and of tho United States differ in degree. One is yel low by nature, tho othor a yeller for profit President Wilson's pcaco aorura 1b great etuff. Ono dose squirted Into tho hide of Congressman Slsson In duced the vocal warrior to agree-to disarmament. The legislatures of Pennsylvania and Illinois persist In working over time without orders, but an uncom monly flno crop of strawborrloo en ables tho peoplo to forgot tholr nt fllctionB. Marvelounly profitable, woro tho operations of tho clairvoyant trust in Chicago, a fact testifying onco more to the moderation of Mr. Bar- ntim's estimate: "A fool Is born every mlnuto." Every department of Omaha's city government 1a convinced that it has not onough monoy by half to do the work that It oucht to do. What a surprise party thoy would have, how. over, If they got all thoy aBk. Tho third president of the ropubllo of Cuba, Major Genoral Mario O. Menocal, has boon inducted Into of fice amid brilliant scones and public acclaim. Tho outs aro about to have their InningB and tho ins their out ings. Androw Carnoglo thinks Dr. Ly man Abbott is a backslider as a peace advocate. Still, he must havo been awaro of tho good doctor's exposure to Infection with tho war virus by reason of his closo proximity to tho contributing editor. Amplo provision has been made for Vunnlng down and punishing crime, but thoro is woeful lack of rttontlon to means of prevention Here and thero men challenge crime by working a lawn mower at sun rise, and the authorities heedlessly wait till exhausted patlenoo reaches for a gun. "If women want men to think them worthy of the ballot, they should show moro sense in their ap parel," declaroB one of our con tributors. Here, not so fast! Some women may think men might show more sense In their apparel. Clothes aro nothing hut a matter of taste. anyway, as recollect the Garden of Eden. Ak-Sar-Bcn Initiations. Within another week tho play will begin for Ak-Sar-Bcn's annual initia tion series, and while the game Is going tho hits will bo plentiful, and tho bases full all tho time. When tho Ak-8ar-Bon teams aro doing business at the Don, the spectators aro suro of high flies and borne runs at every performance, and ovory Morv day night witnesses a championship match. Ak-Sar-Bon initiations havo done moro to spread tho fame of Omaha around tho world than any entertain mont over pulled off by this or any othor city. In advance oven of Boo ing a sample exhibition, wo run no risk in marking up the scoro with' out wnltjng for tho umpire's de cislon. ... . I - 1 . hOOKltK ThisD COMPILED BacWatd in Omaha rnoM deb DQD MAY 20. FILES 7 oorj Still Unanswered. Man'a efforts to wrest from tho unknown solutions for pbonomena that startlo his curiosity into activity havo resultod in piling up a great deal of more or less useful Information UUb perslstont quest at tho fountain of knowledge is gradually developing his understanding of things as thoy are, and leading him into continually widonlng vistas for Investigation and experiment. And yet some of the up parently simplest of his probloma have proved tho most baffling. Ho knows that certain forces aro beyond his control; ho has learned that tho manifestations of nature in her moods are inscrutablo, and yet ho persists in his efforts to fathom them. That ho has made UUlo progress along some lines la demonstrable from tho news that comes from Los Angeles, announcing that for the fifth tlmo In his caroer a onco popu lar actor has knelt at Hymen's altar and taken unto himself a wife. And this leaves still unanswered tho quory: "Why do women marry Nat Goodwin!" Thirty Yearn Aro Justice Miller of the United 8tates su preme court returned homo today. An announcement, over the name of James McCosh, president of Princeton college. Invites Omaha boys to take ad mission examination, to be held at Des Moines In June. Mr. John Baumer left for Chicago, hav ing been In Omaha since 1967, when he came up the Missouri on a steamboat, and has never been east of the Big Muddy since that day. Joseph Seger, the Sixteenth street har ness maker, Is the happy father of a bouncing boy. Senator Manderson will apeak at Fair field on Decoration day In the afternoon, and at Edgar In the evening, and at Weeping Water on July 4. Mr. Charles Hanley's wife has pre sented him with twins. Bhorlff Dave Miller, Frank Hanlon and Frank Walters left for Chicago to attend the national railroad exposition. Prof. Gillespie of the Deaf and Dumb Institute has returned from the west. Tenth street from the shop tracks to the main tracks Is now thrown opon to travel, and the new granite pavement works fine. The river Is fourteen feet two Inches above low water mark. Hugo Dorn, secretary of the Western Horse and Cattle Insurance company. was presented with a diamond stud by his fellow employes In recognition of official services. Twenty Years A go- Miss Marie Walnwrlght began her fare well engagement In Omaha at Boyd In 'Tho School for Scandal." The Bee said: 'It was a presentation eminently praise worthy." Frank 8. Parmelee of Omaha beat the champion, J. A. R. Elliott of Kansas City In a great lOO-llve bird shooting match at the grounds across tho river by a score of OS to BL A great crowd wit nessed tho contest and cheered the new champion. Tills was a vindication of Tho Bee's oft repeated claims, that Frank Parmelee was on of the greatest all around shots In tho country. T. IC. Sudborough returned from St, Louis. Baron Louis Seckel of New Tork, the distinguished representative of the Equit able Life, was In town. President Bcchel of the city council left for Denver on a business trip. ReY. Frank N. White and family and Miss Yoshl Kljaro of Osaka, Japan, were tho guests of Mr. and Mrs. F. A. Dawes, Mr, White was a missionary who had been six years and a half In Japan and Miss Kljaro was a Christian Japanese, enroute to Mount Hotyoke for three years of study. The Whites were going to the World's fair and to Boston for the sum mer. Ten Years Agi Horace a reel y Burt, president of the Union Pacific, returned from New York, hut decllnod to enter Into any discussion whatever of the strike or negotiations for a settlement. A. D. Clayton of Lincoln, who come to town on the Burlington, satd that the passengers on hts train got a vivid view of a tornado cloud doing business In the vjMtutyjof waveriey. lie kindly gave a grauhlptdesctiptlon of the .cloud. . ScttrBtory. J. E. UU of the Omaha Com rnerclat" club construed the effeot of the recent heavy rains as very beneficial to the corn crop In Nebraska. Residents of the southwestern section of Omaha got a rather clear Idea of what a tornado was like when a small twister Ictped down upon them. Tha home of W. S. Holman, Thirty-seventh and Mason streets, was wrecked; a lanre .chimney on the residence of Mrs. Murphy, Thirty sixth street, near Poppleton avenue, was hurled down. Many small houses were unroofed at the west end of Leavenworth street and A. D. Bchermerhorn, Thirty' second and Paciflo streets, was deprived of a perfectly good chimney. Fortunately no persons were hurt. nonncl to HaTe Ilia Joke. 'Jokes, about the rionness of trains. especially here In the, south," says on At lanta railway man, "aluo tire me a bit by their anclentness; but I heard a new and good one not long ago. It seems that trains are always slow and far between on a branch line In Mis sissippi. Nobody knows this better than the people at the Junction, except the people on the Hue Itself. One day the newsdealer came to me grinning. ' " 'A fellow from the other end of the line Just sold a funny thing,' he re marked. 'He had missed hts train and there wasn't another for two hours. He came to my stall to buy some reading matter to while away the time. He asked for a Jokebook, and I didn't have any. Then he poked around for a white and said: " "Well, I guess I'll take a time table Instead." "-Judge. alright Expectation. A charming1 young woman walked Into the stationer's shop In a village and asked to see some typewriting paper. After making her selection she hesitated for n moment. "Do you make any re duction to clergymen?" she Inquired. "Yes," replied the stationer promptly. 'Are you a clergyman's wife!" "No-o," she answered, "A clergyman's daughter, probably," said the man as he tied up the package. "No," was the young woman's hesi tating answer. "But" and sho loaned over the counter and npoko In a confi dential whisper "If nothing happens I shall be engaged to a theological student soon as ho comes home from college next term." Everybody's Magazine. DIsflKnrrtuent Explained. One day an Eldorado man met up with a citizen who evidently had had trouble. His Up was split open and two of his front teeth were mlsslniC. His left eye was entirely closed and his right orb of vision was surrounded by a deep border of blue-black color. 'Been fooling around a mule?" cheer fully asked the Eldorado man. "Nopo," gloomlngly replied the man with the split Up. "I saw a man yester day and we got to talkln' about Kansas and other states. He sold to me that Kansas la no good; that any man Is a fool who will live In this state." The llldorado man flared up at once. The man Is a llnr." Yes," sold the disfigured man sadly, that's what I told him." Kansas City Star. New York's issue of 146,000,000 of 4 M per cent bonds wore oversub scribed at a shado over par, the low est price tho city's securities brought in recent years. Scarcity of money and more profitable paper on tho market are two inconsistent reasons offered for the slump, but tho fact that Philadelphia readily marketed a smaller Issue of 4 per cent bonds suggests that New York 'is straining its credit Sir Thomas Llpton'B fourth try for the Amercla's cup, booked for Sep tember, 1014, will arouso the sport ing blood of two nations on land and sea. Sixty-two years ago the Amer ica captured the cup on strange waters, beating a whole fleet of Brit Irh yachts. Bvory attompt to recap ture tho trophy has been futile. The fourth Shamrock may have better luck than its namesakes,, but victory has become a f ixod habit on this side, and tho best Sir Thomas can hope for from American well wishors Is two heats out of five. Executive and legislative branches of the government of California, dur ing the recent legislative session, bore such harmonious relations to each other that native sons joyfully exclaimed: "The. political milennlum las arrived." There was a reason. Twenty-elgbt state boards and com missions were created and a salary roll of 91,000,000 a year attached to them. The cohesive power of the plo counter thrills all tha chords of har-ony Is it to become the established custom for tho president of the United States to send a message of sympathy every tlmo the royal ruler of a foreign country Is under the doctor's care? Or was that mossage sent to the Japanese emperor merely because of the little unpleasant argu ment we have been having over tho right of Japanese subjects to own land In California? It looks, as If nothing short of compulsory arbitration would pro vent a fight to1 the finish over the distribution of the' federal patron t go pie to thoso hungry Nebraska demo crats. People and Events Bounced Senator William Lorlmer Is entered In the race for United States senator In IUtnots nozt .year, Senator Sherman, holder of the prise, doubtless will seek re-election. II Is built, physt cally, on the Lincoln plan tall, angular anil rugged, while Lo rimer la moderately Short, sleek and fat Other contestants are expected, but the race Ilea between Bllm Jack and fat BllUe. Mayor Blankenburg of Philadelphia and delegation of 100 city officials, are nosing around the University of Wis consin at Madison, looking for new Ideas ot government for transplanting In the Quaker City. Bishop Frederick Burgess of the Pro testant Bplsoopei dlobese of Long Island, at the diocesan convention last week. flouted the proposal to change the name of the church, "A Subject," he sold. "not likely to como up for serious dis cussion at this time." Abraham Wilcox of Fort Worth, Tex. formerly of Kalamasoo, Mich., native of Devonshire. England, is active at 1U years of age. Lola Karlm Dut a Hindu barber who died recently In Meerut. hod for the lost three years slept every night with two pet pythons colled up beside htm In his bed. John A. Bcudder, retired capitalist died suddenly at his home In 8t Louis of apoplexy. Ha was 83 years old. In the golden daya of river trofflo on the Mississippi Mr. Scudder was a steam' boat captain. The family of W. C Davenport of Briar Creek, near Bloom. burg. Pa., Is having Its troubles ot late. It started when the thirteenth child waa bom on January IS. 1913. Since then all of the children have had the pink eye, one I now getting over an attack ot pneumonia and this week another child was bitten by a supposed mad dog. Beatrice Prtscllla Alden, an 8-year-old girl of Quechee. Vt, caught slxty-ttv fish In three and one-half days while fishing In the Ottaqutchee river In her spare time after school. Mies Alden. a direct descendant of John Alden, one of the first members ot the Plymouth colony. Will- Noit Congratulations and felicitations Philadelphia Ledger. to Prince Ernest August and his Representative Palmer says the Income bride. Princess Victoria Louisa. Mav tax exemption must be so high that it . t,Bnn n I win not an pci enougn pvrsqns wj enuan if tiey were not burdened with royal I why not juit ,Xfmpt everybody that uues. 'votes for the administration! Twice Told Tales HieBeesLH Women's Activities Miss Edith Campbell of Cincinnati, member of the School Board of that city, is taking a great Interest In tho subject of vocational training In the publla schools and has been delivering talks on tho subject In the east. Mrs. i James V. Martin, wife ot the former Harvard aviator, who waa the first woman to make a flight in New England, says that she will accompany he; husband In his attempt to cross the ocean for the Lord Northcliffo prize of K4.O0O. Fraa Emtlle Broome of Stockholm Is sold to be the best authority In Europo on the subject ot continuation schools, and .is In charge of the schools of Stock holm, both as the head of the continua tion schools and as supreme directress of the elementary schools of the city. Newberg, Ind., was treated to an un usual sight one day recently when tho women of the city went forth In work day dresses, with rakes and spades, and cleaned streets. They got so tired see ing the dirty streets, they Bald that they felt that they must do the work them selves rather than see It undone any longer. The Daughters of the Confederacy ot New Orleans want the city to send the confederate veterans to Gettysburg. Mr. Alexander O. White, president-general ot the daughters, has sent out a circular asking them to do all they con to old In sending the veterans to the meeting in July nt Gettysburg, when the blue meets with the gray. Mothers In Kansas City like the way that Judge Seehorn gets after bad boys who are caught smoking or otherwise disobeying the rules. He does not send them to the school for delinquents, but gives them another oh once, with the un derstanding that they are to be publicly spanked If caught repeating the offense. Few boys defy htm after that threat Editorial Siftings Pittsburgh Dlspatoh! When Is a trust not a trustT That's an easy one. When It's on trial, of course. Chicago Newsi Vice President Mar shall refers to Indiana as the nation's pulse. By Inference, then, California must be the nation's liver. Baltimore American: That tremendous dynamite blast which let the waters ot the Paciflo ocean Into the Panama canal was also a sarate to American enter prise, resource and persistence. Boston Transcript: Judging by their de mands for equal rights for the colored races the Japs are laboring under the Impression that the Fourteenth and Fif teenth amendments are still In force in this country. Chicago Tribune: It may as well be admlted that this Is not quite the same Japan It was In IsM, when an American commodore with a small fleet of wooden warships sailed up the bay of Yeddo and scared the shogun Into doing exactly what the president ot the United States wanted him to do. New York World: It Is only a fair reciprocity to the great colonisation of Americana In Western Canada that Brit Ish capitalists should buy a S4.000-acre ranch In Texas to be cut up Into forms for the occupancy of Canadians. In vot Ing down trade reciprocity, Canada may be voting up more, ot this kind of reciprocity. Nerve of Mew Boarder, Cleveland Plain Dealer. Artsona asks that Uncle Earn change hts Japanese treaty. For a new boarder Arizona haa got plenty of cheek to make suggestions about changing a menu which satisfies the rest ot the sisterhood, Sermons Wblle Vou Play. Brooklyn Eagle. The successful operation of wireless church services at sea will no doubt bs followed on an extensive scale on land to supply the golf link absenteea with sermons that exemplify the text In eight' een sections. I'lnnnlnir Ah mil far Schools. OMAHA, May 24. To the Editor of The I Bee: Referring to your editorial. "Plan ning Ahekd for Schools," you as usual hit the nail on the head and met the Issue quarely In the face. You are right The first essential thing In city planning is to provide for adequate school facilities. And you are correot In stating that city planning should not be confined to the present needs only, but must plan for the future for the coming generation. The child of today Is the citizen of to morrow. To rear our children we must have a suitable cradle and the school Is the cradlo of the future citizen. The school Is the maker of the citizen and to make good citizens we must have good schools and plenty of them. Omaha has been making wonderful strides In the last ten years. In fact It hns progressed so rapidly that the Board of Education can hardly keep up with It in supplying the city with suitable mod ern, up-todato schools. The schools erected In the last three years are over crowded with pupils and today we aro again confronted with a condition that calls for relief, and Immediate relief at that. Our newly-erected sixteen and elghteen-room buildings are again Inade quate to supply the demands In certain localities. We are compelled to ront stores, basements and annexes to house the children In the over-congested dis tricts. Our high school of commerce has surprised us to such an extent that we ore at a loss to know what to do. The enlarged LeaveWorth school location. where the commercial high Is housed, Is so overfilled with students that we were compelled to rent two stores In the vicin ity of tho school, and even with these additional stores we are still unable to take care of applicants for commercial education. It Is a deplorable and dis graceful condition for a city like Omaha to be compelled to house children In base ments, store rooms or other undesirable places for wnnt of school facilities. The demand for manual training, ludir. Ing by the Interest taken by the children in our grade schools. Is such that If wo had an industriaV high school now, which tho Board of Education contemplates to establish', It would have been filled up in a short time as our high school of commerce was after one year's, expert-' ment It was very gratifying to tho members i ot the Board of Education to see the tand you have taken In regard to school facltltlos for our city, advising and sug gesting to build for the future. Tho time s now at hand when we are compelled to appeal to the citizens of Omaha to relieve the congestion In our schools and the Board of Education Is contemplating to submit a bond proposition to the voters In the near future for additional grade schools, for an Industrial high school and for additional facilities to enlarge our high school of commerce. Omaha boasts of having the best the most modern up-to-date school system in the United States, and I am suro that the citizens of Omaha will gladly respond to the request of the Board ot Education to vote additional bonds to relieve the con gestion and provide suitable facilities for our children, and not for the present de mands only, bat for the future. DR. E. HOLOVTCHINER, President Board of Education. Preserve the Old Trail. OMAHA, May 24. To the Editor of The Bee: I see In The Bee that the Cretgh ton tract between Cuming and Hamilton streets is about to be graded. On that tract is one of the most Inter esting pieces ot road to be found any where In the west it being the old Cali fornia and Oregon trail. There It is Just as It was when It was abandoned and It Is easy to see how It was worn down by the traffic. It seems a pity that a road ot such his torical Interest should be destroyed. It would seem that the park board might buy It and take the marker that has been placed on Lincoln boulevard and place It on the road at Thirty-third and Hamilton. Steps could lead up from the corner and some few Improvements made at a very small cost Then we would have a connecting link with the post that would be worth while. X. X. The Stnr-Spansilrd Banner. SOUTH OMAHA, Neb., May 24.-TO the Editor of The Bee: You announce In your gjeat paper that .the "Parochial Schools will Have a Big Entertainment at the Auditorium to Honor Memorial Day. It Is gratifying to know that the pa triotic deeds of those who fought, suf fered and died for freedom are not for- gotton. Thero never was a time in the history of the country that there was a greater necessity for tact and true pa. triotlsm than the present Commercial ism has taken the place of patriotism and this beloved republic Is drifting from Its moorings at a rate of speed which ought to cause alarm. It was edi fying to be present at the last memorial entertainment and listen to the patrlotlo addresses and witness the born and taught patriotism of the school children. However, It seems to me that there was an error committed in the arrange ment of last year s program on account of the mutilation of the national song. Omitting any one of the verses of the "Star Spangled Banner" is wrong, un patriotic and ought not to be tolerated. The third verse of the national song is carefully omitted from many ot the school histories. History ought to be kept straight The dignity and traditions of everything relative to the American revolution Is worth remembering, be cause It Is one of the few struggles in the history of the world which was en tirely devoted to the establishment or ! liberty. To my astonishment I read In The Bee some time ago that at a ban quet given by the Sons of the Revolution contusion reign m among the revolution- l ary brethren on account of their Inability to render correctly "The Star Spangled Banner." DIARMUID HOWARD. of the woman's rights proposition, and have advocated It for many years and been persecuted for It, but I cannot help feeling that the vanity that will let a hard-working husband or father be held up for these outrageous prices for 'bau bles unworthy of any sensible woman scarcely comports with the discriminat ing Judgment called for by the ballot The badge of a suffragette should be a plain, soft, gray felt hat Take a friendly hint, ladles, from a well-wishing friend. JAMES CAMMACK. THESE GIRLS OF OURS. "f AA ..nntl.i 1. . 1 . . the missus tho morning," said the lady's maid to tho cook. "What did she soyT" mcii a. i cum nt'u wmi i wtLH a i rum ner complexion could not be Improved tlV riM prssm mU nU T ... V. it In." Baltimore American. John, dear, it's too bad that we have to pinch, and save, and economize on even-thing we buy. is is there suoh a thing as a money trust?" "Yes, love: I think there Is." (Paue) "John, dear, why don't you Join It?" Liouisriiie uouner-joumai. Mori. A -A it,... 1 Mazle They must be; she listens to him describe a ball game and he listens to her describe n gown. New York Tele- "Can you sunoort mv anuchtrr. lr. In the way to which she has been accus tomed?" "I can, sir, hut I'd hate to be that mean." Baltimore American. "Splattermore Is gaining fame as an ex ponent ot the cubist style of art." "Where does he get his talent?" "His mother used to be a prize crazy quilt maker." "That old uncle of mine," Mrs. Jenner Lee Ondcgo was saying. "Is the slyest, most secretive human being I ever knew wnen ne gets a cnui ho won t shake, and when he had the measles lie wouldn't let It break out on him." Chicago Tribune, an armful of atovewood on the floor; "tha question Is, how are you going to get any man to do that much workr' asmngton Biar. Ethel llust enraged) Jack said If I re fused him he would never propose to any other girl. . , ' .,. Kdltn yes; l unaersiana mm yoitwero the last on his list, dear. Boston Transcript "A number of Wellesley girls have en. tered Into an ogreement that none of them will marry a man whose Income is less than 15.000 a year." "Foolish girls." "Do you think so?" , . , "Yes. When they get married they will have to worry about the Income tax. Chicago Tribune. Father (angrily entering parlor at 12:80) Look here, young man I Do you stay as late as this when you call on other BJack Huggard (trembling with fear)- N-n-n-no, sir! Father (appeased, as he leaves the room) That's all right then! (Aside.) Thank heavenl Mary has caught on at last! Puck. ITS APPEARANCE. "Eight hours' work Is enough for any man," sold Farmer Corntossel. "Yes." replied his wife, as she dropped Baltimore American. I'm the War Scare. I'd novo you knowv I'm looming high, I am hiding low, Now I am faint as a shadow slight Fade away like a mist from sight. And then I come lit a mad rush back Like a lightning cloud with its horror Titl the people can hear the cannon'a roar (In their frightened minds) at their very door. Rumor's my food, and I gorge at will Or. the stories wild .of my coming 111. . There's not a move, although Innocent It will not twist to my black Intent; Not a statement, though of careful word That will not make me sorely feared, Nor suggestion here, and proposal there, Which adds not to the war's mad scare. And so I come and so I go. And turn mild mend into nerce ioe Prove pliable to clever brains Whose thoughts ore bent to their own gains. I daunt the public who love peace; I bid the nations' fear Increase: And yet when down my vaunts they pare, They find I'm nothing but a Scare! Eastern Excursion Fares 1 Via Illinois Central Effective June 1st Summer Excursion tickets will be on sale daily to many points in the Eastern States at greatly reduced fares. Return limit sixty days from date of sale as follows: NEW YORK CITY. ATLANTIC CITY, N. J. f.$46.50 $43.50 '$46.00 $45.60 $46.50 $42.50 BOSTON, MASS. , MONTREAL,. P. Q. $36.50 QUEBEC, P. Q $40.50 PORTLAND, ME $43.85 BUFFALO, N. Y. $33.50 DETROIT, MICH $27.50 TORONTO, ONT $31.10 Low rates also to many other points. Attractive tours via tho Great Lakes, the St. Lawrence River and Thous and Islands. Detailed information and rates at City Ticket Office, 40.7 So. 16th St., Omaha. I Omaha to Kansas City BaaasaBM & n IB and ah points Minn litf'iTrif if! THREE TRAINS DAILY LEAVE OMAHA 8:00 A. M. 11:30 A. M. 11:15 P. M. VIA MISSOURI PACIFIC t Latest equipment, Electric Lighted, Observation Sleepers and our own unsurpassed Dining Car (meals al a cart). All above trains make direct connections in Kansas City with Missouri Pacific trains South, "West and East. For reservations and information phone or see T. F. Godfrey, P. & T. A. Tom Hughes, T. P. A. 1423 Farnam St., Omaha, Neb. Snffrasrrttra Can Make a. lilt. OMAHA, May S. To the Editor ot The Dee: Isn't It going pretty strong to ask a man to believe that a woman who will pay cheerfully from SI0 to ISO yes, $100 some timesfor a hat that Is full of flowers, feather, gewgaws and other wicked look ing things more suited for the headgear of a Sioux squaw than a civilised person, can have sense enough to cast an Intelli gent vote? All the flimsy staff that goes Into a 130 bat cannot have cost originally over tt. Why must a woman wear a lot of gaudy feathers on her head? If a man were to do It we would at once call him crazy and arrest him. Tet he has Just as much right and Just as good a reason for doing so as have the women. If women want men to think them worthy of the ballot they should show I more sense In their apparel. X am a-frlend ! Highlands ef Ontario Low Raund Trip Fares From Chicago Mtrskoka Ltkei $15.95 I Timagami - $21,60 ; Algonquin Park $18.75 : Nipijsing . . $19.25 French Rirer . $19.11 Georgian Bay . $15.65 Lake of Bays - $16.95 Kawartha Lakes $15.90 Writ today tor eompnkMulnv Mlu tnll (vide books Unci for rr distribution br the Onni Trunk, th doublt trta k4 htthvar to til HitfiUndi ot Ontario tad aia MootrMl. Qubee. (SI. Lawrtsc Rlr a rtuU) Portland, Dot too Old Ore turd. Tb7 will tooth jour nam, drlr avajr tho blue, cloar Um eocwota ott year tetla sad gmttUtaa your ptixt oal makoup. Tba? vrlU prepare y aoUfcoc olao will tor a. roturn to dnds orr aAd reatta. Oaoada, ivakaaa la im a loro for tba Uautlfoi nd aub llmo la Nature: you noad not tr.Ti Urthor ta aurch ot N-tuiVa chlafeat ff- Tou aVmld tola VusoUaa Wlldarncw tor lu ova uke and tat jvur vwu mm. 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