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THE BEE: OMAHA, SATURDAY, MAY 24, 1013.
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Chita Dept. Spec'l Monday
1-quart Decorated English Tea
3Pot, eaoh 3 Bo
Star Cut Sugars ana Creamers,
set 3So
Thin Bandied Cups and gauoerc,
pair , so
Sinner Plates, each. Do
Bauoe Dishes, each 3o
Thin Floral Water Glasses, set DOo
Colonial Water masses, each. . So
May
Men's Underwear Furnishings
Seldom if ever have &uoh splendid 'opportunities been
offered to economize on purchases of Summer Underwear
ft iff.
Suits, athlete, fine nainsook
Men's Balbriggan Underwear
anirts or Drawers, 50c to $1
values, on sale.50. 75S 81
Light Weight Underwear Shirts
or drawers, very special values
at 81.50 and 98d
$2,110 and $8.00 Auto Gloves, in
black or tan, at (J9 and 49
Night Shirts and PyJamas-lTo
Hv50lucs--Sl45 and 88d
$1.25 Pyjamas at 4Q&
All Linen Handkerchiefs SnaD
Saturday at..l2JB and SJstf
May Clearance Bargains Sfioes
SUPPLY YOUR SHOE, WANTS AT A SAVlNqF
ALMOST HALF ON EVERY PAIR
Big Enamelware
Our entire lines of Imported , Austrian "Elite" ware, the' hast and moat
expensive ware on the Market, and our "TurauoUe Elu-' llniTa virr iSrli Sial
mottlsd blue and white, -white Inside. We are dlsooVtliming UteY uSfind
all we have left roes on sale Saturday at prices from ons-Suxdto onhatf of
factory cost to clear them quickly. "u"u 01
Large size No. 9 Tea Kettles,'
t Your
worth tl.iO
i and E-quart Coffee Pots,
worth 76p.
4-quart Tea Pots, worth 76a
10 and 12-quart Berlin Kettles,
with cover, worth 98c.
julww aroWEBs.
14-Inch "Kutezy" Mowers
16-lncU "Kutezy" Mowers
14-lnch "Douglas", warranted
blade Mowers
K-lnch "Director" four-blade
wheel ball-bearing Mowers...
.93.69
,2.3B
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NEW WAYS T0 WIN WIVES'
Home of Cupid's Curious Ways of
Making Captives,
EVEEY PLACE A DOVE COTE
Actual Latter Features, of ttaei Game
Wherein Men nnd Women Take
a Chance IUtutantlo
Novelties.
A thousand ways lead to the altar, and
tnany of them are at least as strange and
unconventlonl as that by which a bride
was recently won as the prise for victory
In a crosB-country race by a brace of
rival cowboys on bronchos. In certatn
parts of Wales, it Is said, the old worjd
custom of "marriage by capture" still
survives, and before a man can lead a
mild to the attar he must race In hot
pursuit of the father or brother, who
peeks to carry her off on horseback and
rescue her for a more agreeable fate.
But wives have been won by contests
more novel than these. Only last year, it
49c
Men's
Panama Hats
H to H Off Regular Frlco
Wo bought a manufacturer'
overstock of blocked, genuine
panatna hats, made to sail to (8,
at a big discount, and offer them
Saturday in two bis lots, May
Salo Price
$1.95 to $2.95
Best Values In Dress Straw lints
ever shown in Omaha at
from $1.00 to S5.00
An immenso assortment of the
very noweat shapes in all kinds
for your selection.
20 Discount on All Dors and
Suit Oases Saturday.
Way Clearing Sate of
BOYS' SUITS
Big assortment of nobby new
styles, In most pleasing patterns
and colors, honest fabrics, artis
tically tailored, four very special
lots, many with two pairs of
trousers
91.95, sa.so. 3.B0 and 84.50
Sale of
and Furnishings.
&T A it
Compare the Qualities
$3.00 Sine lasle Union
Suits, in white, pink or
blue, short or long
sleeve; on sale Saturday
at $1.45
Men's $2.00 Union Suits
cotton or lisle, on sale
at 98c
$1.00 and $1.50 Union
or lisle, 69c' and 49c
I Men's Summer Shirts Fine Ma-
dras and mercerized fabrics,
new Bprlng colorings and nat-
terns, to $2.60 values,
at 81.45 and 98c
$1.00 and $1.25 Overshirts, made
with or without collars, all sizes
and colors 49ti
Lisle and Mercerized Socks, 26d
tp 60c values, in all colors, on
sale at 25 d and 12&
Four-in-Hand Ties 12 H 4
Silk Four-in-Hands, worth to 76c,
on sale 45 and 25t
Women's Shoes and Oxfords, val
ues up to 15.00 a pair, all sizes
and widths, newest styles,. 33
Women's Shoes and Oxfords, $4
values, patents, gun metals and
vlci kid, button or blucher 82.50
i Women's Shoes or Oxfords, vai-
ues to $3.00, good stylish foot
J wear, every pair' guaranteed
; at $i.08
Men's Shoes and Oxfords, tan or
, black, regular ?4.00 and $4.5)
grades, button or blucher
at 83.50
Men's Shoes, tan or black, button
or blucher, regular $3.50 and
$4.00 grades 82.50
One lot of Men's Shoes, regular
$3.00 values, in tan and black,
button or bluchers, welt soles,
at 81.98
' Misses' and Child's $1.50 Shoes;
Boys' and Youths' Shoes 81. OO
Mlsaea' and Child's Slippers
at 81.50. 81.25 and 81,00
Stetson and Crosset Shoes for
Men. Grover and Queen Qnali
ty Shoes for Women.
Bring the Children In Saturday.
Clearance Sale
Choice f 14-quart Preserving Kettlba.
1 2-o u art Kice Boilers,
. worth 86c and 8c.
Medium Bize Dlah Pans, worth
use.
Medium size Water Palls,
- vrvryi i PC
White I4Ur Washers, Motor, One
Minute and oyal Washers, Whit
Kountaln BefriffeTators, Garland Oag
Hanges. These are best. Oet our
prices oerore yon ftny.
Is raid, a pretty Scotch damsel looked on
at Blsley while the two aspirants to her
har-d scored bull's-eyes and m&gptea In
stern and silent rivalry, for the final
cores were to determine who should be
her happy possessor. Last year, too, If
we are to believe the newspaper, a very
Charm! n youn? lady In society awarded
her hand to the one of four suitors who
took the first placa in a billiard tourna
ment And there are at least three re
corded cases In which matrimonial des
tiny has been determined over the chess
board. Even more singular was the method re
cently adopted by a wealthy Neapolitan
called Teslno, Who offered his name and
fortune to the woman who could best cook
macaroni to suit his exacting palate. No
fewer than 130 women, we are told, en
tered with sest Into the contest for so
tempting a price, with the result that a
few weeks later the successful macaroni
expert was led to the altar by the de
lighted slgnor, whose wedding present
took the gratifying form of 14.000.
Ilomanca In Wall Btn-et
j A short time ago the hearts of Wall
street brokers were fluttered by the ap
THE DOOR Tl ECONOMY IS OPENED VERY WIDELY BY
THE MAY
Each item is backed by tho
strongest warranty wo know
"Your money gladly refunded
or goods cheerfully exchanged
if for any cause purchases
prove unsatisfactory.
May Clearing Sale
Hand Bags
Threo big countors of Ladies'
Hand Bags at less than half
real worth.
75c Hand Bags 2K
$1.26 Hand Bags 3S
$2.60 Hand Bags 9Ji
Sterling Values in
for this May Gearing
tess than the worth
500 Beautiful Dresses
mado to sell at $7.50 to
$10.00, Voiles, Mar
quette, Ratines,
etc., in white and
colors, both plain
and fancies 20
clever designs
best selection, all
sizes 16 to 44.
Choicest bargains
ever at, sale price
$3.95
New Dress Skirts
and Silk Petticoats
greatly underpriced for
Saturday.
200 Pretty Coats, Silica,
Moire, Bengalin es,
Pongee, diagonals and
Serges, all colors; new
designs made to sell up
to $35.00. Your choice
in our May Clearance
Salo Saturday. $14.95
The above and seVoral
confident you cannot duplicate. It's doubtful if wo ourselves
in future sales at such remarkable priceB.
MAY CLEARING SALE
Wash Goods
Domestic Room
Glenbrook 81x90 soft fin
ished made sheets, JTi,
59c values TN'C
Eosedale pillow cases, 42x
3G, good quality 1,
muslin, l5o vals. . 2C
Mikado dress or kimono
crepe, all pretty, new
patterns of the 4 i -bes;
18o values. .1 wt
Pretty new dress voileB,
good colors, f Q,
Ai
2(o size Danderlne Hair Tonlo, salo
price 1Bo
(0o size Hinds' Cream or Sempre Qlo
vlne for 300
One big lot of regular 10o and l(o a
bar Toilet Soap, all standard brands
but slightly soiled at, per bar. .3V4o
lOo Physicians' and Burgeons' or Say
mon's Soap for ...........80
6O0 Java Rice or Pozzonl's Face Pow
der for W
Here's Hayden's Special Prices
2 J lbs. Best Granulated Sugar. .. .91.00
4 8 -lb. sacks Best High Grade Diamond
II Flour, nothing finer for oread; pies
or cakes, sack 91.10
10 bars Boat-'Em-All, Diamond C or
laundry Soap ,.88o
1-lb. cans Assorted Soups 7 Ho
Skinner's Elbow or Straight Macaroni.
Vennlcello or Spaghetti, per pkg. 7Wo
5 lba. Pancj Japan Bice, 10c quality,
for 2So
i oans,011 or Mustard Sardines ado
10 lbs. Beat Whlto or, Yellow Corn
meal "Ho
16-os. can HU Charles, Pet, Carnation
pr Columbia Mil!i, can 8 l-3o
Advo Jell, Jellycon or Jell-O, per
pkg. 7Ho
7 lbs. Beet Bulk Laundry Starch. .. .250
Yeast Foam, pkg...., 3o
Grape-Nuts, pkg lOo
E-C Corn Flakes, pkg 60
1-lb. pkr. Corn Starch 40
Bus Try HAYDEN'S First
pearance among them of an attractive
young lady, "a handsome blonde, With
blue eyes and an exceedingly graceful
figure." She carried a vallsa containing
a number of tickets whloh iboro the
legend. "For the purpose of assisting the
completion of the musical education of
Miss Edwins, I agree to' pay the sum
of $10. If this number proves to be the
lucky one In a raffia matrimony may
be considered." Within a short time
every ticket of this novel lottery was
disposed of. UUs Edwlna carried oft
more gold than was necessary tor the
training of her "rich soprano voice," but
whether she secured a husband with her
harvest history Is silent
While Miss Edwlna was thus bartering
her charms for the sake of her voles.
Miss EHUabeth Magie, a young woman of
Washington, was boldly advertising her
self for sale as "a slave for life" to tho
highest bidder, giving a tempting cata
logue of her parfectlops, from her
"gray-green yes, full passionate lips,
splendid teeth and graceful figure" to
her love of poetry, her truthfulness, hon
esty and essential wothanllness.
"I represent." she says, "on outlay of
CLEARING SALE
Copyright Books
$i to $1.30 Values. 3 C
A big; assortment of most popular
copyright novels that liave been
soiled by handling; in eastern cir
culating libraries books
that sell today up to $1,(0. (jr.
All at one price in Batur- ijfj
day's sale, your choice..,.
WOMEN'S OUTER
Sale Saturday at in
of materials alone.
y - l '
May Clearance Sale Tailored Suits
Over 300 handsomo tailbred BuitB in
choioo spring styles, scarcely any
two of a kind, qqme in Silk, Moire,
Serges, etc. both plain and fancy
Eponge Diagonals, Bedford Cords,
weaves, scarcely one worth J 5
less than $25 and up to $45. I
Your choico
other oharminir barorain offerings
X,attle' Silk
OI070, $1 val
ues, lo button
length; whlto,
black and pon
gee, all sizes, on
sale at. .....03o
Zayior SlUc
aioves, guaran
teed fingertips
t o id broidery
tops and heavy
bocks, best val
ues at, pair,
91.00 and 81.80
O h a m o 1 setts
OIotm, In all
colors, 16 but
ton length, on
sale, ruir ..6O0
The Xfewcst Ui Paraiols Every
color in almost endless assort
ment of nobby styles shown
Ladles' 8O0 to S7.BO
Children's UOo to 91.60
Druqsjoilef Goods
B7BOZA&S SATUEDAT.
BOc bottle of Bay nuni, about It
ounces, for ,10o
76o size Plnaud's or Hudnot's Toilet
Waters for 09o
$1.00 Azurea or La Trefle Face Pow
der or Toilet Water , 7Bo
One hundred Dr. Hlnkle'a Cascar
Tablets for 860
on Groceries, Butter, Cheese, Fruit and Vegetables for Saturday
Largs bottles Worcester Sauoe, Pure
Tomato catsup, Horsesradish or Mus
tard, bottle ,....iB l-3o
Fancy Queen Ollvea, qt. .350
Blue Label Catsup, large bottle...,, 10c
The Best Bulk Peanut Butter, per
lb. i laVio
S one-pound cans Baked Beans lOo
The Best Tea Slf tings, lb I... lOo
Golden Santos Breakfast Coffee, per
lb. ,,, 95o
She Sest Strictly rresh Eggs, per
dos 200
The Best Creamery Butter, carton or
bulk, lb 32o
The Best Country Creamery Butter,
lb i aoo
The Best Dairy Table Butter. lb..20o
Good Dairy Butter, lb ,....88o
fuu uream, Wisconsin ureami new
York White or Young America Full
Cream Cheese, lb. 18o
Imported Roquefort Cheese, lb 33o
10,000 which my late father spept on
my education and training, In return for
which, In addition to constant soul de
stroying labor as a typist, I am realising
an Income of 110 a week. I am curious
to ascertain what is the highest market
value set upon an American slave girl
by the slave masters."
A Business Offer.
Even more remarkable was the offer of
a husband as a prise to lady canvassers
made by an enterprising tea company,
"The young lady," this amaslng offer
ran, "who produces the best results com
pared with the amount of salary re-
delved, for ot less than six months' serv
ice, will receive W,t00 and will be allowed
to marry any single young gentleman in
the firm. Should he refuse to marry her
we will pay her breach ot promise dam
ages, 1100 extra, and dismiss the young
gentleman from the firm.
Wives have been won more than once
by the tots of a coin, but never under
mors dramatic conditions than the fol
lowing; Two Genoa woodcarvers, who
were rival suiters for the hand of a
pretty little milliner, decided to leave their
fate to the decision of a coin spun In the
air. When the fateful coin fell and Blg-
It's satisfied customers that
brings us our over increasing
volume of business.. It's volume
of business we're after; hence
satisfied customers are con
sidered our greatest asset.
May Clearing Sale Ladies'
Handkerchiefs
Five big special lota at halt
regular prlco.
5o Handkerchiefs 2 to?
7c Handkerchiefs !J&t
lOo Handkerchiefs . ...4V4
16c Handkerchiefs ....7i
25o Handkerchiefs . ..;L2
GARMENTS Priced
many cases actually
The opportunity of a lifetime
Over 200 Pretty Dresses
manufactured to sell at
$18.00, $20.00 and $25.00
como in fino Silk
111 o 1 i e n e s, Satin
Charmeuso and
Soft Chiffons, Note,
Serges and fanoy
wool Suitings.
Clover designs suit
able for any occa
sion, in all sizzos
and most wanted
colors. Sat$7.95
$1.95
Pretty Summer Waists
Most Attractively
Priced, Children's Wash
Dresses Over 50 dozen
of them mado to sell to
$2.50, Ginghams, Cham
brays, Lingeries, etc., plain
colors and fancies, at.95d
Children's Spring Coats
$5.00 and $6.00 values rail
sizes 12 to 14 years,
at -82.95
for Saturday, which wo aro
can offer you their equals
May Clearance Specials In
UNZN
DEPARTMENT
Scalloped Marseilles Bed
Spreads, full Bize, assort
ed, worth $5 T P
each Ptil
Fringed and hommod
otochot Bed Spreads,
worth $2.75 (f f fQ
each $l.0
Sale Bed Spreads, special,
white and colored, full
size, $1.50 tf
values, each. ,4)1 11
AU Bubber Goods at Juat Ona-RaU
Regular xrice
2E 1 dozen of $1.00 values In napld
Flow Fountain Syringes, extra spe
cial at 30o
$1.00 and J1.C0 Red Hubber Hot
Water Bottles for boo
$2.00 Combination Syringe and Bot
tle for t ...91.00
$3.00 Wellington Syringe and Bottle.
Kuararited for five years fxoo
Imported BwUs Cheese, lb nRo
Neufchatel Cheese, each,,.,., Oa
Put Up Pineapples How the season
W1U Boon Close.
Extra large size, per doz 91.40
Large size, per doz .., 9l.lO
Medium size, per doz 90o
Per orate, any size 93.78
The Greatest Uarket for the People for
Presh Vegetables,
Fresh Spinach, per pk 7V4o
4 bunches fresh Raolahes, 60
3 bunches fresh Asparagus lOo
6 bunches fresh Onions , Bo
8 heads homegrown Leaf Lettuce. ., .Bo
8 large Soup Bunches lOo
4 large bunches Pieplant .Oo
Large Cucumbers, each,,.,18o, 10c, 7 Wo
2 bunches fresh Parsley.. 6o
Fancy ripe Tomatoes, lb , , , .10o
Fresh Beets, Carrots or Turnips, per
bunch 4o
3 largo Green Peppers 10
nor Ntzza saw that he had lost, he pro
duced a revolver and shot himself through
the head, falling dead at his successful
rival's tet.
Charles Kruger of Bt. Louis, wooed and
won his wife literally In midair, for he
had little opoprtunlty of meeting her, ex.
cept when they were performing together
on the trapeze; and It was when Kruger
had caught her with his hands one even
ing as she made her thrilling "leap for
life" through the air that he received th
answer which crowned hls happiness, the
cheering onlookers little dreaming what
romance was being enacted above their
heads. New York Press.
EGGS FLY WHEN SHE SINGS
Other Articles Are Projected nm a
Tribute to Neighborhood
I'rlraa Donna.
"But, Judge, your honor, she soaked
me through the window with two plates,
a cup and a couple of pieces of coal,
and I was only singing, 'Here Comes
Your Daddy Now' to my baby," com
plained Mrs, Helen Kraus, to Magistrate
Levy, In the Harlem police oeurt, when
May Clearance
Values you'll find it impossible to
duplicate elsewhere in Omaha. Modes
in which tho very latest stylo thoughts
of tho world's master dosignors aro
illustrated.
Special for Saturday
850 lloauilful Trimmed Hats that Would sell
regularly up to $18.00, arUatlc, bocomlng
and practical modes, on salo Cn
whilo they last, choico ...... ,VOv
Our Display of Mid-Suuuner. Millinery is ex
ceptionally broad and prices insure you a
saving of 15 to 50
Yes, wo guarantee all millinery. Wo aro
novor satisfied till wo know our customers
aro satisfied.
MaySale Specials
$2.00 Thermos Dottles ..9Sd
25q Shoo Lasts, pair . . , .15J
50o nope Shopping Dags 19
50a Ploators at 25
Undermuslin Dimities in Chic New Style
Priced for May Clearance at Greatly Be
low What You Would Expect to Pay
Dainty Skirts, Gowns and Combination
Suits, fine lace and embrovdory
trimmed, mado to sell up to $4.00;
your ohoico $2.98
Princess Slips, Skirts, Gowns and Com
bination Suits, values to $3.50, boauti
fully trimmed, at. .$1.98 and $1.45
Gowns, Skirts, Princess SlipB nnd Com
bination Suits, mndo to sell to $2.00;
your choico 98c
Marcella Drawers, Corset Covora, Gowns and
Combination Suits, mado to sell at $1.00;
Saturday at 40'-'
Italian Bilk Vests, mado to soil to $3.50, pink or
white, beautifully ombroiderod 31.98
and S1.45
Ladles' Lisle Vests, lace trimmed,
regular values to 50c, on sale,
each 19d
hildren's Muslin Pants, laco
trimmed, 25o values, In Satur
day's sale at..lOd and 12?4
Children's Muslin Clowns, laco and
embroidery trimmod,- very Bpo-
ciai values at 49c
Children's Lislo Union Suits Worth 75o, on salo at . .45c
Three Great Corset Bargains Saturday Our high grado nrocado Cor
sets, rogular prices to $7.50, all colore. . , 82.98
82 H. & Q, Corsots Brokon lots, Soiled Nomo Corsets Values to
good, style, on salo Saturday 98c I $5 choico Saturday at 82.79
$100,000 Stock of NEW RUGS
from tho ALEXANDER SMITH & SONS Auction on Sale
' Saturday and Monday at greatly bolow Retail worth of
the goods.
Our buyer was ono of the heaviest purchasers at the
big auotion securing great quantities of absolutely perfect
rugs in broad assortment of very newest patterns and col
orings at less than same quality goods was ever bought be
fore. We're going to give our customers tho full benefit
of tho bargains Saturday in
OUR GREAT
Axminster Rugs
$05.00 values, 11-3x1337.50
12 else ...S25.001
$10.50 Tapestry Brussels Hugs,
seamless, 8-wire quality, 9x12
slie. on salo S10.D8 pattorna 812.98
$15.00 Tapestry Brussels Rugs, choico new patterns, 9x12
size, on salo
928.50 Wilton Velvet Hugs, seam
less, 9x12 also, romarkable bar
gains at ;.18.98
90.00 Tapestry Brussels Rugs, 8
wiro quality, 0x9 slzo, Saturday
at , S5.9R
Plenty of salespeople to wait
Bale guaranteed perfect.
Read Hayden's Big Special Meat Sale for Saturday
It's QuaUty Meats at a Saving of Best quality Steer Roast, lb. IBa. loo
fla to 80. Best quality nib HamsTib. , trVto
Best duality Hindquarters Mutton Beat quality Rib Pee Wee Hums
for 94o lb' , uuo
Beat, quality Forequarters Mutton Best quality Breakfast Bacon.
for lb aso aaun
Best quality Pork Loins, lb. .-.13o No. 1 quality Breakfast Bacon.
Beat quality Pork Shoulders, lb. 10o lb . .Tlaoo. 17a
(lest quality Pork Butts, lb...13Ho Try Ilaydsn's First It Pay,
she appeared against Mrs. Sophie Wei
gert, whom she had summoned to court
on a charge of disturbing tho peace.
"She does It to make me mad," was
Mrs. Welgert's defense.
"But I know all the latest songs,"
counterod Mrs. ICrauss.
"She also whistles," complained Mrs.
Welgert
"She soaked me also with eggs," as
serted Mrs. ICrauss.
"Fresh eggs?" Inquired the magistrate,
"Sure they were fresh,' asserted the
defendant. "And she threw the meat for
dinner from my window down the air
shaft. And she whistles," reiterated the
Indignant Mrs. Welgert.
"When she whistles you try the tango
or the turkey trot" suggested the court,
hiding a emlle.
"1 ain't that kind to danco," protested
Mrs. Welgert
"You should not oppose any one who
Is trying to bring a little sunshine Into
her life by musto," counseled Magistrate
Luvy, dismissing the case. "Uo home,,
both of you, and try to be friends."
Mr Xrauss picked up a cigar box
which she had brought containing a cup
and two pieces ot coal as evidence and
Sale Millinery
May Clearing Sale Ladles'
Neckwear
Special big new lots of fine Lace
Neckwear, Including Separate Cpl
lnrs nml Coat Bets; very spoctal
bargains
18o, aoo, 49o, 75o to 91.19.
Ladies SlUc Hoso, $1.50 qualities
In Koysor or Rlvoll, special In
Saturday's salo at 98 1
Phoenix BUR Hoot Hose, every
pair guaranteed perfect, excep
tional value . i 75t
Children's and Misses Bilk Hose,
values up to 0c Saturday
at 35c md 25c
K'nniBsissass&fic
MAY SALE
Best quality in immense
variety of floral and oriental
patterns.
values, 0x12 822.50 values, 8-3x10-
A7.UM' size ....fS15.98
?30.00 Tapestry Brussels Rug?
Boamleas, 0x12 slzo. blsr lino of
S8.98
$22.50 Seamless Velvet Rugs,
beautiful patterns. 0x12 bIza. nn
eaiu, cuuice . .Hid aj
$2.50 Heavy Velvet Rugs, 27x5
uize, iuu in me lot, av
cuoice
upon you. Every rug m this
left the court room humming "In Mj
Harem" to the baby on her arm. New
York Mall.
Sinecure,
First Reporter I understand tho old
man Is getting ready to start a quaj-tion-and-answer
column on our paper,
and he Is going to put me In charge of
It. Does a fellow have to know much
to handle a thing- of this sortT
Second Reporter-Why, It's a cinch.
Oet yourself a couple of good recipes on
how to make whitewash and chile,
study up a little on how to get rid of
superfluous hairs and worts, and then
all you have to do Is sit down and wait.
St, Louis Republic.
Ye'rs Aulther.
Two Scots met In an 18-hole match.
On one side of the course there was a
high railway embankment. Over this
railway Jt happened Jock drove his ball.
They hunted for it a long time, but
could not find It. Bandy wanted Jock
to give It up, but Jock wouldna. for a
lost ball means a lost hole. And finally
Jock took a new ball frae his poke,
dirtied It, and pretended to (tad it.
"Here 'Us, Sandy,r' he called.
"Ve're a leear, Jock!" responded
Sandy
' I'm no leear. Here 'tis!"
"Ye're a leear. For I've had it In mav
pocket for fifteen minutes! '-Birmingham
News.