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Snltacrtbrrs leiivtnst the city
temporarily ahnnlil hTf The llee
mailed to them. Aildrrm will be
chnhffrd as often requested.
Looks as If those British militants
t liad overtrained.
The milk of human kindness some
times seems also to bo tainted.
t When It comes to downright luck,
;:."Tom" Hoctor has the goods.
Honorablo Japanese school boy Is
Jcarnlng somo valuable lessons theso
Uomomber when wo passod laws
to stop tho deadly Invasion of tho
Tho hunger strikes of high school
hoys in Now York show to what
lengths Imitation can go.
Old Sol will soon furnish con
gress somo cogont arguments Jn
favor of early adjournment.
The proposed Income tax only on
Incomes in excess of $4,000 a year
will never produce a tax riot.
"There will bo no war in Japan,"
gays Qoorgo Harvey In Harper's
Weekly. Wo all broatho easier.
In recognizing China, Uncle Sara
of course does not, cannot in fact,
ignoro his acquaintance with Japan.
It wouldjscdra that Bryan's homo
town does not take to. grape Julco
as eagerly as dots Us patron saint.
ArimlHInir Hint iinnnnr find un.
benighted Hindu to cltlzcnohlp out
west, may Borvo oniy 10 compucaio
5. tho problem,
It does Uttlo good, however, for
tho owner of a fifty-foot lot to rid
It of dandelions unless his neighbors
on each side of him do likewise
An eminent divine says tho Bible
Is God's last will and testament,
which might Invite closer scrutiny
to discover exactly what bequests It
For an qrganltatlon. that has al
ready mado a unanimous recommen
dation on tho subject, that Economic
league devolops a deal of dissension
It appears now that the esteemed
New York Trlbuno -was absolutely
corroct In predicting that "Bryan'o
trip (to California) may accomplish
much or little."
Chalrmau McCombs ot the demo
cratic national commtttoo and Secre
tary of Navy McAdoo, are Bald to
have burled the hatchet. Whore, In
each other's scalp?
Even at that, for a republican to
como within 100 votes or so ot win
ning in a town Uko South Omaha,
rated 1,000 democratic, shows pretty
good running- qualities.
Democrats considering tariff
schedules behind closed doors con-
linn the impression that pro-olec
zioa platforms do hot say all they
xnoan. cor mean alt they say.
Nebraska club women want to get
their federation over to tho biennial
election system. Even tho' women
realize that they can have too many
elections, and too much club poli
It took forty-five minutes for the
Denver police to respond to the sher
lff's call for help when be was being
mobbed. Nothing like having two
euch forces working In harmony and
For yoars the fire underwriters
hare been making Omaha pay extra
fare for alleged deficient water sup
ply for fire protection. If the de
fioiency has now been made good,
policy holders should have a down
lward revfclon of their premiums,
"wt next year4 not next month, but
jMy ( .
The History Writers.
Omaha Is about to havo tho honor
of entertaining tho Mississippi Val
loy Historical association, which is
made up of tho history writers and
the history teachers of this great
section of our country. All the ter
ritory wost of the Mississippi has
only been opened up to settlement
In a period within the memory of
people still living. It has had
tremendous influonco In shaping tho
course of tho nation, and is rich In
materials for tho history of the fu
ture. Right horo In Omaha, and
our surroundings, we have rich his
toric background almost as un
worked ns the virgin prairie. If this
meeting, In addition to making the
historians acquainted with us,
sorves to stimulate, as It should,
our own interest in our local his
tory, It will bo doubly worth whllo.
Alaskan Coal Lands.
Olfford Plnchot la again urging
the Importance of the government
holding onto the AlaBkan coal lands,
declaring that If It had rotatned pob-
sesslon of tho great Pennsylvania
fields "there would never have been
such political corruption as existed
In that state."
Aside from that hypothesis, an
other phaso of the coal land ques
tion suggests itself as Important, and
that Is that if the government con
tinues ownership of the land., it
should lose no time- In developing
tho mines, as the coal Is needed
qulto as much as Alaskan develop
ment. The sorry fact Is that thus
far congress has been terribly re
miss In Its duty In Alaska, neither
providing n suitable form of govern
ment for the peninsula, nor taking
any reasonable steps to exploit tho
natural resources, which President
Taft repeatedly urged.
Wo should, indeod, hold onto tho
prodigious mlnoral woalth of Alaska,
but wo should also develop indus
try. Thon there would bo no oc
casion for turning the resources of
tho country over to private Interest.
Underwood Boom Premature.
Tho cstoemed Now York Herald
and Baltimoro Sun havo begun to In
flato an Underwood boom, which
might prove promaturo, In vlow of
tho fact that tho roost Important
test of Mr. Underwood's official
career is yet to come In the tariff
law bearing his name. It would be
no disparagement to Mr. Underwood
and might bo a groat boon to
defer his 1916 presidential nomina
tion until his free trado moasure
had tlmo to run tho gamut ot re
sults. Tho last democratic tariff
law, It may be recalled, had a rather
doloterlous effect on certain distin
guished aspirations and opportuni
ties. It may ho too early to say jttHt
what otfect tho forthcoming law will
havo in that direction.
There, Is one name that continues to
crow bigger and brighter before the
country all the time, The. coun
try takes off Its hat In admiration of
Thus shouts tho Bun, and tho
Herald echoes the cry. In addition
to possible promaturlty, is not this
leso majesto, or do the democrats
take tho one-term idea seriously?
Uni'jiitg Effects of Good Boads.
Charles Henry Davis ot Cam
bridge. Mass., believes in good roads
as an anttdoto for war and goes so
far as to assort that hod they boon
common moro than a halt century
ago,' tho civil war might have been
That Is saying a good deal for tho
movomont now making substantial
headway In this country, and yot it
will not bo denied that tho logic of
good roads Is toward national unity,
Whon our country Is thoroughly
crlss-crossod by a system ot modern
highways reducing distances and
bringing communities into closer
contact, ot course tho effect will bo,
or should be, a closer unity among
The railroad's value In this rela
tion has been fully conceded. As a
means or communication It is a
prlmo factor in tho civilization and
national unity of any country, and
had railroads been numerous in tho
days when wars were, many of
tho latter might havo been avoided,
This emphasis ot the importance of
good roads Is the chief ono, for it
comprehends such advantages as Im
proved transportation facilities with
their economic Improvements.
Tammany defeats Mitchell.
One ot the most brazan examples
of tba offoct of political pl-acy comes
to light In the rejectlpn of John
Mitchell as state labor commissioner
In New York, The governor nom
inated him, Tammany objected to
him and the senate refused to con
firm. Tammany could not use him',
but evidently it does use tho senate.
or the people would have had Mitch'
It la & tlno come-off when the most
populous and wealthy state thus
stands aside at tho Insolent behest
of an organized political oligarchy.
Mitchell's character Is Irreproach
able, his fitness above par; he was
the governor's preferred candidate
and the peoplo's choice. But he did
not measure down to the depth ot
Tammany cupidity, so ho would
The one consolation Is that this
leaves Mitchell, a national character,
still available for national service.
He Is too much needed, anyway, In
the forum of national utility to be
claimed as the servant ot any ono
Thirty Years Ago
Marshal Outhene assumed the duties
of his office, relieving Marshal Angel.
who doffed his star.
Rev. Wlllard Scott was formally In'
stalled as pastor of St. Mary's Avenue
Congregational church, last evening with
an Interesting program, In which the
following ministers participated: Rev
erends French, Hinckley, Sherrlll, Wain-
right, Bross, Swing, Stewart, Merrill,
Hamlin and Gilbert
Paving work Is temporarily stopped by
mud and water.
C U Smith, of Jefferson precinct, col
lected 120 bounty for ten wolf scap)s
A pleasant reception was tendered I
Kellner of Sidney, at the home of Ber
nard Kellner on St. Mary's avenue.
The Union Catholic Library associa
tion re-elected John A. Oetghton, presi
dent; with James P. English and Will
iam P. McDevItt, vlco presidents; Edward
T. Shelby, secretary: O. J. O'Donohoe,
treasurer, and Mlsa Stada Crowley, I.
P, McCarty and Mullvlhlll, members of
J. B. Smith. 1616 Douglas street, was
willing to Instruct a few promising per
sons In bookkeeping and help them find
Lytle Brothers have sold N. I. D. Solo
mon, their herd of Jersey cattle for his
Spring Valley farm.
Members of the city council held an,
Informal Inquest on the overflow of the
sewers, with a view to finding a way
to prevent the recurrence
Twenty Years Ago
The passenger rate war was fast ap
proaching General Sherman's definition
ot military combat and railroads were
admittedly losing money. The Union
Paclflo, which met the cut of tho 'Denver
nio Grande, was said to have lost
fully 1100,000 In the first two weeks, but
It was In' the fight to stay and, said
den oral Passenger Agent E. I Lomax.
would put In a rate ot 11 from Bait
Lake City to dmaha It necessary.
Mrs, Fannie O'Unn of Chadron. was
In the city, en routo to the World's fair
Miss Kress and Miss Dowarlet returned
from Kearney, where they visited several
days with friends.
Mayor Blake of Sheridan, Wyo., who
was in the .city, said the assessed valua
tion of his town had. reached 1800.000, with
growth rapid and substantial. They were
talking of installing a water plant.
Councllmen Parker and Chris Bpccht
voted not to approve the bond of V. O.
Strlokler, newly appointed member of the
Board of Firs and Police Commissioners,
but tho bond was approved by the ma
jority of the council and Mr. Strlcklor
took his place on the board.
Ten Years Ago
Tho conference committee . seeking a
settlement of the big strikes consisted of
the following: For employers, Euclid
Martin, B. E. Bruce, W. 8. Wright, J. A.
Sunderland, A. C. Smith, T, J. Mahoney:
employes, I V. Ouye, C. B. Hart. O. W.
Miles, W. H. Bell, W. II. Moore, J. B.
Crews, T. W. McCullough. ,
J. Kahn, owner of the steamboat Mari
etta, left for Paducah, Ky,, to mako' ar
rangements to run tho boat between Bt
Louis and the south for the season.
W, II. Crow attached sixteen horses,
some of them fast blooded 'stock, and 100
acres of ground near Parsons, Kan., to
satisfy a claim.
Mr. and Mrs. C. E. Yost, Mr. and Mrs.
George F, BIdwell, Mr. and Mrs. John C.
Wharton. IViv. Mr. and Mrs. E. II. Jentrs,
Mr, and Mrs. W. F. Allen, Dr. and Mrs.
It C, Moore, Mr. and Mrs. George Thum
mcl and Mrs. Hrth were guestB of Mr,
nnd Mrs. Robert Dempster at an evening
The Omaha Field club had Its opening)
day. A feature of the events was a ball
game In which the C. N. Diets team beat
the Field club, 13 to T. Knight and Hath
away were the Dicta battery, Gordy and
Martin the Field club's.
Superintendent Hunt ot the Omaha
Water company sent two names of men
to President T. C. Woodbury In Boston,
from which the latter was to select tho
comnanv'a appraiser for the determina
tion of the value ot the plant to be bought
by the city under the terms of the Howell
immediate compulsory purchase act The
names were W. H. Bryan, a noted en
gineer of St. Louis, and former City
Engineer Rundlett ot Bt. Paul.
People Talked About
Miss Katherlne Daniels, a New York
lawyer, tailed a blue streak to a local
court, riled Judicial dignity and was cast
out aa Insolvent. Thenoe to anotner court
Jhe lawyer went loaded with pentup in
dignation. Gabrlcle d'Annunslo, Italy's foremost
and once exiled poet, ta about to be pre
sented with a permanent homo In his na
tive land. Tho house Itself Is to be sur
rounded with an extensive pine forest,
which Is also to be a part ot the gift
The Daniel Webster Memorial museum
reared on the foundation ot the house
In which the great orator was born at
Franklin, N. H., will be dedicated August
21 Job E. Hedges of New York and Sen
ator Hoke Smith of Oeorgla will deliver
Morris Salmonson ot Chicago, for thirty
years marriage license clerk ot the city.
Is numbered among the lake city's noted
dead. During his official career he started
half a million couples on the Joyful Mara
than. In many Instances he hated to do
It, but the license tee looked Rood and
Chicago needed the gate receipts.
The Lonely club of Chicago, organised
to give pleasure to those who are far
from' home, held Its Initial dancing party
one evening last week. Twenty lonely
men showed up and 100 lonely girls. Un
less the hurry cell for more men Is re
sponded to there Is danger of the club
living to Its nsme.
With business1 too pressing; as a tele
phone operator for a church wedding.
Miss Alia F. Gum, In charge of the tele
phone exchange In Eaton, Colo., was mar
ried to II. n. Mick while wearing the head
receiver and with the transmitter In one
hand. Twice during the ceremony she
stopped .the officiating clergyman to
answer telephone calls.
A year or two before Edward D. Bob
bins became general counsel for the New
Haven railroad, he acted as managing
editor of the company's publicity bureau,
the purpose of which was "to mould pub
lic sentiment" in favor of the New Haven
gobbling competing trolley lines Mr.
Bobbins succeeded In working up enough
sentiment to ?ull down an editorial salary
of SUAtto. The Fourth Estate Is looklns
op In spots
Twice Told Tales
Hallo. Jim I Tou're the very man 1
want to see. I've got a new one for
"A new whatT"
"A new conundrum."
"There Isn't such a thing." asserted
Jim. 'If It's good It isn't new. If It's
new Is Isn't
"Oh. stop It. man. and llstent What's
the difference between a poet and a
"A poet and a plumber? That's easy
enough. A poet hasn't any money, and
"My good chap, you're miles off the
track." his friend Interrupted. 'Thli
Is the nnswer: A poet pipes a lay, and
a plumber lays a"
"My plumber doesn't,' began Jim.
But them Jim stopped. His friend was
stalking off, muttering fiercely:
"What's the good of telling a Joke to
a man who has no more sense of humor
than an oxr' London Answer,
When It comes to heated and pointed
arguments, Senator John Sharp Williams
Is always on the Job with colors flying-.
bands playing, and the cheering multitude
urging him to further outbursts of elo
quence. But ono day George H. Polndex-
ter, ono of the leading cttlxcns ot a small
Mississippi county, put John Sharp to
Polndcxter had hit Senator Williams'
pet dog on the head with tho handle of
his huge whip, thereby causlnir Instant
death In a most sclentlflo manner. .
Why didn't you hit my dog with the
lash of your whip Instead of the handle?"
Inquired the senator, with great Indigna
"Well." replied George, "why didn't
your dog come at me backward?" Popu
A city woman who recently passed a
few days at a farm bought some poultry
rrom tne rarmer with a view to pro
viding fresh eggs for breakfast every
mornlnir. Rhe Rent thm in tnwnn Viv
messenger, at tho same time dispatching
a noto to her huah&nd. tulllnir him ti.
look out for the consignment Her hus-
liand on reaching his home that nlirht.
asked if the poultry had arrived. Hp
was Informed that It had, but, explained
the servant he had carelessly left the
basement door open and all the chickens
had escaped. A fowl hunt wan imm.
The next day the hnahand m.Hre.
his wife on hor return, exclaimed: "A
nice tlmo I had -with vour nnniirv. t
spent three hours hunting and only
"You may consider vnur.Alf innW
then," replied his wife, "for 1 bought
only six." Harper's Weekly.
Knocking the Japs
New York World: After th exihlbltlon
California Is making of itself, what does
It need with a Panama-Paclfto fair to
advertise the state?
Baltimoro American: Japanese students.
It is said, are fomenting the war spirit
But. that Is characteristic ot students
everywhere. It simply shows that Japan
Is adapting more of western modes and
customs than Is good for her.
Boston Transcript: In trying to legis
late against the compotltlvo Japanesa
without driving out the Investing aliens
of other nationalities California Is up
against the old, old problem of how to
eat your cake and have It too.
Now York Sun: Japan could not take
exception to the Webb bill If enacted,
since It does not deny tho right ot
Japanese subjects under the treaty with
the United States to own buildings,
houses, etc., or to lease land for resi
dential purposes. Tho Webb bill ought
to bo satisfactory to American farmers
and fruit growers because It alms to
promote a strict construction of treaty
Pittsburgh Dispatch: It Is an Interesting
appendix to the anti-Japanese future In
California to learn from th report of
that state's board of labor statistics that
the Japanese and .Chinese laborers there
receive higher wages, with board Included,
than miscellaneous white men and Ital
ians. The more that Is known about
the subject the stronger the Indication
that the entire agitation was made to
order for some employer Interested
enough in making trouble between the
United States and Japan to par well
Philadelphia Record: An unpardonable
sin of the Japanese In California la that
they converted tho sterile acres ot Florin,
Sacramento county, into fruitful fields
and Increased the assessed value of their
farm lands 76 per cent in three years.
The disgrace Is too great to be borne
by a superior, though less painstaking
race. Shall those Asiatics be permitted
to flout us with their ability to reap
abundance from a soli which white men
wero capable only ot forcing to yield
A South Carolina, fisherman about to
land a catch also hooked an eagle with
the swing of his line. The bird measured
five feet nine Inchea from tip to tip and
was exhibited at a newspaper office, as a
guarantsa ot good faith.
Mra. George Washburn of North Anson.
Me., has a bronse eagle which was bnco
oWned by Napoleon and which was given
by him to one ot hts guards, who wore it
through the principal batUes fought by
Napoleon through the siege of Moscow.
Miss Margaret E. Knight, the first
woman to receive an American patent, la
still busy with Inventions, after sixty
two years. She produced her first bit ot
machinery, when 13 years old. Some ot
her Inventions have been In use for fifty
years, and she Is now working upon a
Miss Mary Canity, a stenographer In
Wllkesbarre, Ps.. found a purse that con
tained J0CO on the street When she saw
the bills she began to Inquire for an
owner and In less than ten minutes twelve
men tried to convince her that thoy had
lost the money. None of them was able
to describe, the parse, and Mlsa Canity
took tt home,
C. Schradts ot Denver has offered the
Colorado state museum an apple which
was evidently petrified In his turaaoe. Mr.
Schradts threw the sightly worm-er
appl Into his furnace three weeks ago,
and when he cleaned out the ashes a few
days later he found the apple still perfect
In shape and color, but so hard that the
point of a knife blade could not be driven
A Correction Accorded.
BETHANY, Neb., May 6.-T0 the Ed
itor ot The Beo: You were evidently
not fully Informed when you rrinted the
following statement In yesterday's Bee!
That Imported evangelist seems to have
muae ir&CKs away from Lincoln while
the battle was still raging And without
waiting for the finish. The only rational
presumption Is that some other city,
worse even Jihan Lincoln, stood In greater
and more urgent need of his services.
Tho facts of the case are thai Dr. Sco
vllle and a portion of his evangelistic
company are still In Lincoln assisting
tho "dry" forces In the campaign which
he helped Inaugurate during the evange
Ilstlo meetings closed some ten days ago.
Dr. Scovllle has spoken to several meet
ings during the last week. He. along with
others, addressed meetings at the city
Auditorium Saturday evening and Sun
day afternoon. In vlow of these facts It
Is hardly fair to say that the "Importod
evangelist seems to have mode tracks
away from Lincoln while the battle was
stilt raging." C. E. LBMMON.
BRADS HAW, Neb., May 6. To the
Editor of The Bee: As your "Letter
Box" seems to be open to all and all
subjects, we have a few views on the
subject of religion that wo wish to of
fer, not that wo expect them to meet
with general approval, but with a hope
that they may create some thinking
along this line of thought no matter
whether It be to criticise or otherwise.
What wo shall say Is from a Bible stand
point aa we view them. They are not
new, nor ore they unusual, or should not
be, and are absolutely free from skep
ticism. We have chosen for our scripture text
Mat 10:8j "Freely ye have received,
freely give." The greatest philanthropist
this world haa ever known came In tho
person of Christ Jesus, who gave to all
freely who would receive, tho greatest of
all gifts, eternal life that most blessed
ot all treasures, of which he so earnestly
advised, Mat 6:20, "Lay up for your
selves treasures In heaven where neither
moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where
thieves do not break through nor steal."
In this twentieth century every thing has
reached the level of a money or commer
cial baslB and religion has not escaped
this same level, which the writer does
not think Is truly scriptural, and he holds
that It is wrong to place a money or
commercial value upon the disseminating
of religious knowledge and scriptural
truths. Commercialism belongs to the
world, the flesh and the devil, of which
Christ hath sold; "If ye live after the
flesh ye shall die." Therefore does It
not seem reasonable that ns salvation la
the free gttt of God to man through the
sacrificial offering ot His only begotten
son, that we ought not to place It upon
the world's money basis? Can we hope?,
when rendering spiritual labor among our
fellow men that God will greatly bless
our labors If a money consideration Is
even a part ot the end sought? To help
a brother man In a material way, of
courso, material means must be used;
but wo cannot buy salvation for our fel
low men, neither can we hire some ono
to bring it to us, see Isaiah 53:3 and 65:
1, i, 8. Wo cannot place a commercial
rating upon religion, and we ore warned
by Christ that we cannot Mat 6:21 It
seems to the writer that we do not read
Christ's sermon on the mount right If
we read It at all. The dominant thought
and desire of tho churches of this twen
tieth century Is greater numbors, greater
wealth and greater popularity; neglecting
scriptural holiness and spiritual right
eousness. Dr. Scovllle, who has been
recently holding union meetings In Lin
coln, has pointed out some of these
dangers In one of his evangelistic ser
mons, a short extract from which we
toko the liberty to quote. Mr, Scovlllo
says: "We sometimes let learning be
come our God, We become too cultured;
In our educational life to keep the re
ltgtdus uppermost We trust In our
selves. Some are so respectable, nice,
that they cannot get enough fire In their
religion to keep them warm." "For
malism Is eating tho llfo out ot the
churches. You can freeze the church
and the young convert by mere religious
formalism. We pay our singers and our
workers ,(and Dr. Scovllle might havo
said our evangelists), and feel that we
can pay all our way Into heaven, when
the only thing Jesus wants Is ourselves."
Thus wo find that formalism and com
mercialism, when applied to religion, ac
cording to Dr. Scovllle, are twin sisters,
and go hand In hand to the shameful ex
tent that the Christian religion Is almost
a mockery In some ot the present day
Tho writer Is not a member of any
church, but he Is Interested In all of
them, and believes himself to be strictly'
orthodox, because he believes In a re
ligion such as Christ taught Nlcodemus
a religion that makes a sinner about face,
a religion or love, a love tnai "tninxeta
no evil," whose church Is the realm ot
God's universe, a love so tender and so
responsive that It creates a well-wishing
heart for all mankind and their salva
tion. JOHN B. DBY.
Washington Post: A wagon wheel
passed over a Washington nrgro's head,
and the doctors couldn't find even a
crack; but what do doctors know about
wagon wheels, anyhoW?
New York World: Military aviation
has cost the lives ot two more officers,
lieutenants In the German army. If this
be tho cost of practice flights, what will
the toll of aeroplanlng In war be?
Boston Transcript; There Is a growing
suspicion that the man who earns less
than M.000 a year is going to 'pay the
Income tax In the long run without get
ting any credit for drawing such a big
Cleveland Plain Dealer: Jim Hill says
congress ought to adjourn for ten years,
Haa he no regard for the families ot
doorkeepers and sergeants-a'-arms and
committee secretaries and pages and
Power ot Unity,
A mass ot persons moving !n one pur
poso Js always impressive, but that strike
In Belgium showed too much discipline
for comfort. If people drill themselves to
stop business what becomes of tho ma
jesty of government?
Local Talrnf Ontelassrd,
That international war trust composed
ot the arms makers of Europe, causes
cur comblautlons ct capital to anoear
liunoocat hy voouast.
She Mr. Tomklns gives his wife a oer
taln amount each week to provide for the
table and buy clothes for herself.
He I thought Tomklns was looking
rather thin. Boston Transcript.
"You don't swear at your mule as
much as you used to."
"I should say not" replied the grizzled
boatman. "Every time I think of what
a mule costs theso days I feel Uko taking
off my hat to htm." Washington Star.
"Well, Dick, did you havo any luck on
your hunting trip?7'
"Simply wretched; did not kill a thing.
I m sorry I didn't go motoring Instead."
New Orleans States.
An anxious traveler on a street car,
with .watch In hand, seeing he had only a
few minutes In which to catch a train,
said to tho conductor:
.J.'?."'1 you make any faster time than
"Yes," answered the conductor, "I can,
but I have to stay with tho car."-Har-per's
."Hamlett Fatt la timorous about ap
pearing In this town."
"Stage fright at his age? Why, he's
been on the boards for years."
.V.BVt.th,s ' th8 tln he was ever
' 1 ...n ... vtt.tic viewc.
Kansas City Star.
"Arren't your refreshments rather
"Only ultrafashlonablo women are
asked; a woman In a fashionable gown
WORTH TRYING! SAYS
Harmless But Effective
kMlxed With Sulphur Makes
Hair Soft and Luxuriant.
The old-time mixture ot Sage Tea and
Sulphur for darkening gray, streaked
and faded hair Is coming In vogue again,
lays a well known down town druggist
tt was our grandmother's treatment and
hundreds of women and men too, are
again using It to keep their hair a good,
even color which Is quite sensible, as we
are living In an age when a youthful
appearance Is of the greatest advantage,
Nowadays, , though, we don't have' the
troublesome task of gathering the sage
and the mussy mixing at home. AH drug
stores sell the ready-to-use product called
Colorado holds many attractions
for the vacationist who must seo
the most and obtain the greatest
benefit within the limits of a few
weeks' vacation. Pleasure nlacea
are on every hand and easily accessible by one
day trips from Denver and remember when
planning your vacation that cool Colorado is
only a night's travel distant.
Round Trip -
to Deiver, Coloradt Sf riegs or PgeMt June 1 to Sept. 30.
Ketiro limit Oct. 31, 1913
Standard Road of the West
Protected by Automatic Electric Block
Double Track Dust-Free RoadbedThree Daily
' Electric Lighted Trains.
.Beautiful Estes Park 100,000 acres of wonder
ful mountain scenery is reached from Denver
via Union Pacifio to Fort Collins and automobile
through Big Thompson Canon. Hero is every
attraction that could be desired by tho vacation
ist or Summer tourist.
For beautifully illustrated booklet, "Colorado For.
the Tourist," call on or address v " '-
L. BEINDORFF, 0. P. & T. A., .
1324 Farnam St., Omaha, Neb. r '-'
Phone Douglas 334.
of today can't eat over four bites ot any
thing. "-Pittsburgh Post.
WHEN I GO HOME.
Marianne ' P-armlngham.
When I go home it will be evening,
And I shall hear my own dear peopl
And see the lighted rooms, and take my
As one of them, In that sweet time o:
When I go homi I shall bo very tired
Of struggling for tho things that I de
But I shall be content to .end my quest
Gaining the best things peace and lovt
When I go home how sorry I shall ba
Not to havo brought more treasures bad
Yet, though I be a failure, worn and poor.
They will not turn me from my Father's
When I go home I shall be travel-stained
For winds havo beaten me, and storms
And earth has clung to me by vale and
But they will take me In and love me still
When I go home Oh, wM It not be
To bo restored, accepted, loved, forgiven?
Sorrow and sighing are for those who
I shall have found my bliss when I go
SAGE TEA DARKENS
RAIR JUST BEAUTIFULLY.
"Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Hair Rem.
edy" for about 60 cents a bottle. It is
the most popular because nobody can
discover It has been applied. Simply
dampen a soft brush or sponge with
"Wyeth's Sage and 8ulphur" and draw
this through your hair, taking one small
strand at a tlmo. Do this tonight, and
by morning the gray hair disappears and
after another application It Is restored
to Its natural color.
What delights the ladles with Wyeth i
Sago and Sulphur Is that besides beauti
fully darkening tho hair they say It yro
duces that soft lustre and appearance of
abundance which Ib so attractive; be
sides prevents dandruff; Itching ucalp
and falling hair. Here, you gray-haired
folks, get busy; look years younger.
Sherman & McConnell Drug Co., 102 8a.
16th! 324 So. 16th; 207 N. 16th; 24th anl
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