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' APRIL CIRCULATION,
50,106
Etate of Nebraska, County Of Douglas, sss
Dwlght Williams, circulation manager
Of The Bee Publishing company, being
duly sworn, says that the avertige dully
circulation for the month of April. WU,
was 60.106. DWK1HT WILLIAMS
Circulation Manager.
Subscribed In my presence and sworn
to oeior. me Uot.
(Scat) Notary Public.
Salcrtber tenvtn the city
temporarily abould have The Deo
mnlled to them. Aildreaa vrlll be
changed aa often as renueateil.
How about it, Lincoln? Wot, or
Pry? Or JiiBt middling?
Tho honorablo Jap still has. his
wn country to fall back upon.
Looks as if Jack Frost had cut us
pff his calling list for tho season.
Has Tho Haguo beou lost In this
Shuffle of tho militant' suffragettes?
The inconsldornto man usually
produces inconsiderable results in
lfo.
Somo Callfornlans aro again be
ginning t6 tool that It Is a case ot
(oo much Johnson,
Another spurt In tho nntt-smoko
nuisance camnaign is promised. If
iwo can help, call on us.
James J, Hill insist on congress
avdJournlng tor ton years. Might
jKpve a popular proposal.
That old-fashioned housobold with
the "new twins" seems to have boon
awept along with the tide ot time
Looks m it the new call would be
for the ofganiiatlon of a society for
tho prevention of cruelty to candl
dates.
Mayor Dahlinan is making
tnlghy poor bid for tho rising young
vote In pushing his dandelion or
dinance.
Objection ia mado that Mr. Dyyon
never got down on his knees to any
body In human form, Objection
(sustained.
Report aro that President WIN
Ron's Japanese policy Is much ad
talred in Berlin. Moro. perhaps,
than in California.
Tho king of little -lonteoegro,
Ilka tho poor old benighted Hindu,
'did tho best he kin do," in deciding
o evacuate Scutari.
As priced by the stnto assessment
feoard, tho value of a Pullman sleep
ing car is $12,600. Want any at
jthis dirt cheap price?
Speaking of steam rollers, tho
honorablo Japanese school boy doubt
less feels that Governor JohnBon has
applied what knowledge ho has of
jhem,
Note it down that water is turned
Into tie new supply main only five
months after the day affixed in the
Contract. Lot ub see whether any
penalties for delay are collected.
It took twenty lawyers to repre
sent thirty-six claimants for tho re
ward In tho Union Pacific train rob
cors' case. A bund man can seo
where that reward money goes.
The weather man is hereby duly
advised that Omaha is billed to en
tertain several conventions during
the month, and would like his co
operation to make their stay picas
ant,
A set of lawyers smart enough to
pull out a 40 per cent contingent
fee contract to collect an alleged de
linquent $16,000,000 tax, ought to
fee smart enough to gather in somo
ot tha coin.
Governor Morehead has duly at
fixed his signature to a proclama
Con designating next Sunday
as
Mothers' day. Which reminds us
that It was our Senator Burkctt who
achieved fame as the father
Mothers' day.
Collier's sums up the situation
tersely thus:
The affair must be conducted with
every possible consideration for a sensi
tive, proud and warlike people, but what
California has set out to do .raurt be
That is, It is all In the way the
j4ed is done,
How About It?
There a every Indication that the Third
ward bosses, and the Third ward gang,
were never In deeper, richer clover than
they are right now. World-Herald,
As to tho comparative thickness of
tho clover, thoro may bo room for
difference of opinion. Dut if there
ia any clover hero, it is under the
sheltering canopy of a democratic
mayor, a democratic city council, a
democratic sheriff and a democratic
mayor.
8o let tho democratic World-Her
ald hark back to Its campaign of
less than two years ago In which it
paraded tho big promises of its pet
candidate for sheriff. If that sheriff
wero only elected, thoro wore to bo
no more such things, no mat tor what
the police department did, or did
not do. How about if?
The Contempt Case.
While MeBsrs. Qompern, Mitchell
and Morrison will doubtless carry
their caso to the court of last resort,
tho decision of tho court of appeals
in the District of Columbia, though
primarily affirming the finding of
tho lower tribunal, represents sub
stantial gains for the defendants. In
the first place, tho decision is ren
dered by a divided court, while here
tofore the court has been unani
mously advorso to tho labor leadora.
tho second placo, tho sentences
arO materially reduced, and, In tho
third place, tho chief Justico of the
ppellato court emphatically dissents.
It Is but natural that tho defend
ants proposa further appeal to tho
highest judicial authority. Tho dis
sension in the court as to John
Mitchell's refusal to apologize for an
act ho donies committing is interest
ing. Ono of tho Justices concurring
in tho majority decision points out
that Mitchell's refusal to apologize
projudlceB his cubo against him, But
tho reasoning of tho dissenting chief
Justico scorns much clearer and more
logical r
I am unablo to sec how the refusal to
apologize for an act, the commission ot
which has been expressly denied, shows a
reprehensible Intent or temper. On the
contrary, It seems to mo the i natural
conduct of a olfrespoctlng man.
'And so it must strike others.
Apdlogy would bo admission of guilt
and therefore undo tho wholo case of
tho ' defense It Is too bad a final
settlomont of this romarkablo caso
has not been had long ago and tho
Inst word from tho highest author
ity now appoars more important than
over.
Omaha Parks.
Tho season is at hand when the
parks mny again bo fully utiltzod by
the public. It should bo said for
Omaha that our parks, aro as a rule
conveniently located, and favored
.with a natural beauty of conflgura
tlon arid trees and shrubbory that
can .scarcely be overvalued. If they
aro delinquent at ull, it is with one
or two exceptions In lack of lakes
or lagoons and water. Our pooplo,
however, do not, we fear, thqroughly
npproclato tho recreation opportunl
tics afforded by tho parks. All of
us should famlltarizo ourselves with
tho parks in tho various sections of
the city, and mako moro use "ot
them,
Those Last-Drop Stands.
Tho sultan declared more than
onco that Turkey would never glvo
up Salonika so long as a drop ot
blood remained in tho veins of his
soldiers. Tho king of Montenegro
as dramatically stationed his army
In Scutari, nover to yield until the
last man perfshed in defense of tho
royal mandato.
And the sultan and the king had
to back up as gracefully as possible
Evacuation camo as a matter of
coursq in both cases simply bocaueo
the power behind them was not
equal to that in front ot them. Tur
Hey know at tho time ot tho sultan's
speech that Salonlkl would pass out
ot its control In a little while, Just
as Montenogro know that its sur
render of Scutari was Inevitable.
Wiser rulers nnd more humane
would not have sacrificed so many
human Uvea to foolish oaths.
It Is not to ' be presumed that
might has mado right Invariably In
the Montenegrin situation, or that
the abdication of King Nicholas will
mark the final end of trouble in
southeastern Europe, it win re
quire more that! that to Bolve the
Balkan problem.
Barkine Up the Wrong Tree.
Let us interpose a word of protest
on behalf ot our old friend, Richard
L. Metcalfe, against the effort to bar
him from lending "his invaluable ad
vice to tho people ot Lincoln how to
settle tholr differences." Tho objec
tion, which is voiced by tho Lincoln
Star, Is that Mr. Metcalfe 1b not
resident of Lincoln, although "lo
cated Just close enough to derive
every benefit that proximity to a city
affords, but Just far enough away to
preclude film from paying city taxes.
Now, we rise to ask, What has thi
to do with it? For, if Mr. Metcalfe
le Incompetent to mix in Lincoln
municipal affairs just because he
lives across tho boundary, why then
by applying the same rule to Omaha
would make us lose out on the advice
and assistance of a lot ot expert
guides and professional reformers
who are located outside the city, yet
hold themselves constantly ready to
tell us how to run our city govern'
ment, and what to do to mako
Qmaba a better place to live tn. No
city can afford to live unto itself
without considering those who dwell
in the suburbs.
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MAY 7.
Thirty Years Ago
ine new school board oraanixea ny
selecting E. K. Long; president, J. 3.
Points, vice president, and Charles Con-
noyer, secretary. Superintendent James
waa re-elected for one year.
The contract for the African Methodist
Episcopal church has been awarded to
Pomeroy & Mack for brick work and A.
II. Donecken for carpenter,, woik.
At the aesalon of the United .States
court, opening the May term with Judge
Dundy on the bench, John L. .Kennedy
of Omaha, among others was admitted
to practice.
Dr. W. P. Carver of the Wild West
combination waa in the city, returning
again to Columbus, where tho show will
go Into camp and start Instead of from
Omaha as was first Intended.
The smiling and popular Frank Good
rich, with Max Mayer fc Co. .Is
happier than over, and setting them up
to his friends. It's a boy.
John C. Thompson van united in mar
riage yesterday to Hiss Bonewltz at the
residence of the bride's parents, Seven
teenth and Dodge streets, Rev. Mr. Sav
age officiating.
Hon. W, II. Munger of Fremont Is at
the Paxton,
Incorporation papers for the new match
factory havo been lied. Tho incorporators
are Frank Kaaper, Frank Daniels ana
Anton Lourman.
Frank Davis has leased and opened
the old Pacific house at Tenth and Capi
tol avenue.
Mr. Ira P. HIghby, 310 North Sixteenth,
will reward the finder who will return
a ring with opal stone nnd diamond
setting.
Twenty Years Ago -
Dr. J. T. Duryca, pastor of the First
Congregational church, denied the rumors
of his Intention to accept the call to a
big church In Bait Lako City. He said
no formal call had come, that friends
wero only approaching him on the
matter. But he expected to remain In
Omaha.
A. Ia 'Sheets of Grand Island wan a
Sabbath visitor,
State Auditor Eugene Moore spent the
day In Omaha.
Mrs. "Coo returned to Denver and la
still Improving In health.
Clara, little daughter of Mr. and Mrs,
Charles Krug, 6 years of age, died at
tho family home, 2301 South Thirteenth
street.
nov. Dr. It. t Wheeler preached a ser
mon commemorative of his fifth consecu
tive year as pastor of the South Omaha
Presbyterian church. When ho took up
this pastorate the membership consisted
of four, all women. On his fifth . an
niversary It had 252 and a new house of
worship that cost L5.CO0.
Ten Years Agc
Mayor Aiooren proposed arbitration by
a board with Governor Mlckoy as chair
man an a means of ending the strike tur
moil In .Omaha, .which wan dally becom
ing worse. A big meeting 'of buslneas
men was held In the evening at Schlltz
hal behind closed doom and attended by
the governor, Attorney General Prout,
Adjutant General Culver, Mayor Moores.
Chief Donahue and Sheriff Power brought
forth the proposal. T. J. Mahoney, attor
ney for the nuslness Men's league and
spokesan for the employers, said he and
his clients took kindly to the plan. It
was stated emphatically that no troops
were to bo called out for the present.
Governor Mickey told a reporter for Tho
Cee after the meeting he saw no need
of It.
Omaha started off In Its homo series by
beating Des Moines, 3 to 2.' with Bchafstal
pitching and Oondlng and Thomas catch
ing. Mnjor Church Howo of Auburn and
United States consul at Sheffield, Eng
land, was In Omaha attending tho Ne
braska commandery of the Loyal Legion,
Tho Ileal Estato exchange voted to
send two ot Its biggest guns, probably
C. F. Harrison arid W. G. lire, up against
the state Board of Equalisation In pro
test for n moro equitable assessment of
property, railroad or otherwise.
People Talked About
Dr. Cook la climbing dramatic heights
tn the vandevllle circuit of Chicago.
Colonel Henry Baker, a pioneer civil
engineer and one of the builders ot "the
old reliable," HannlbiA & St. Joe rail-
road, Is dead at TJtlca, N. Y.
George A. Klmmel, the notorious "man
of mystery" from Omaha. Arkansas City,
Kan., and Nlles, Mich., has been released
from jail at Bawling Green, Ky., and sent
to relatives tn Texas.
Fifteen grand opera stars, members
of the Metropolitan and Chicago Opera
companies, sailed from New York for
Europe last Tuesday carrying with them
tho greatest -part of their earnings for
the season, totaling JG30.TOO.
Judge George Lakln of Phillips. Me.,
has the reputation that not one of his
decisions has been reversed by the su
preme court during the forty-two years
that he has acted as a trial Judge.
Mrs. Maragret Heller, recently elected
a member of the Wood River, 111., sohool
board, made her battls cry, "Down with
Boaalsm and the Standard Oil." Her
competitors wero six men employed by
the trust
George Robert K. Lee Is to have a splen
dtd memorial erected to his honor In
Washington. The chief feature of the
monument will be a statue of heroic six
of the confederate leader. This tribute
hna been made possible by the gift of a
northern man, Emerson Mc.Mlllln. a New
York banker, who has offered 5O,O0O to
pav for the statue
A belated banqueteer, carrying a hor
rible "load," rolled under the bed of
Mary Garden's stateroom In ft steamer
about to sail from New York last Tuoa
day. "A man under my bed!" explained
Mary in plain prose. "My dream of
years came true. Isn't It delightful."
An Inspection brought disappointment
"Too fat." she said. "Take him out and
feed him to the sharks."
Four score and two years old and aa
lively as a kid at a picnic the Detroit
Free Press celebrates Its birthday annl
very by moving Into a new ten-story
home and issuing a boom' edition tn Joy
colors. A great deal of water and other
things floated by- Detroit' front door
alnce the Free rresa leaped Into the swim,
but the passing years Improved Its stroke
and healthful glow. The anniversary
number Is as bright and cheery and In
forming aa the row of electric light algna
Wumlnatlng DateeK straff aa McM.
11.
Twice Told Tales
I'cmlatrnce Won,
"It's only by persistence that woman
will get the vote," Miss Zells Emerson,
the American girl who went through the
hunger strlko and forcible feeding In a
London jail last month, wroU recently to
a friend In New York. "And persistence
is always unpleasant. It recalls poor old
Bache.
"Uache, a former man about town, had
become so poor that often, donning hi
shabby evening clothes, he hod either to
bono ills friends for a dinner or go hun
gry.
"Thus Uache dropped In on a fottnet
ciony one evening and said:
" 'I thought I'd Just drop In. I knew you
wero giving a dinner, and I heard that
your guests were Just thirteen. Bo, as
your wife is auperetltltlous about that
number, I thought ha,hA I'd just drop
In.'
" 'But.' said the host, 'you're quite
wrong, Bache. We are not thirteen. Wo
are Just twelve.'
"Bache, as he drew off his shabby old
overcoat, said:
"Well. I'll stay anyhow. It only to
laugh your wife out of her1 superstitious
whim. "
Last Uesort.
A farmer near Corning, Kan., whose son
waa an applicant for a position under the
government, but who had been repeatedly
turned down, sold;
"Well, It's hard luck,, but John has
ml&sed that clvl service examination
again. It looks like they just won't have
hlml" '
"What was the trouble?" "
"Well, ho was short on apellln' and
geography, and missed purty fur In
mathematics." ,
"What la he going to do about It?"
"I dunno. Times, 1 mighty hard, nnd
I reckon he'll have to go back to teach
ing school for ' a Hvln' I" National
Monthly. ,
The Wurrlna Ante.
Mrs, Benjamin Guinness, at one of her
brilliant dinner parties In New "York,
made an epigram upon old maids.
"When an unmarried young woman,"
said Mrs. Guinness, "smiling "when an
unmarried young woman gets to be 25 I' ve
often noticed that she begins to call old
maids bachelor girls."
Editorial Snapshots
Bt Louis Globe-Democrat: Turkey ex
pected that the allies arrayed against it
wodld have been fighting each other long
before this, but is always hopeful ot the
same old. jealousies.
Baltimore American: After June 1 ex
cess baggage wilt be charged on trunks
over forty-five inches long. Since the
gown of the moment could well be car
ried In a vest pocket the ruling should
not handicap the fair vacation seekers.
Chicago Record-Herald: Tho vice presi
dent will havo exhausted all general
topics of discussion presently and then
ho will have to get down to facts, than
which nothing could be more pestiferous
to handle.
Bt Louis Globe-Democrat: Wheat pros
pects In this country are reported To b'e
extraordinarily good." Crops generally
are unusually promising, and a $10,000,000,
000 production on the farms this year Is
getting to bo a probability.
Philadelphia Ledger: A new senator's
wife Is going to try fWlashlngton society
after having traveled thousands ot miles
through the froron north. This pre
liminary experience should help her In
her Journey through the new fields ot
Ice.
New York World: A powder manufac
turer and an ordnance export as vice
presidents ot the International Peace
forum do not necessarily exhibit lncon-
latenoy. Is It not a principle of militar
ism that peace Is beat preserved ty 10-
Inch guns and plenty of powder?
Boston Transorlpt: In appointing a
woman to a high-salaried position In Col
orado Secretary Lane declared It to be
an established fact that money can be
handled more safely by women than by
men. Right what man could do a whole
day's shopping with nothing In his pock
etbook but six samples and a couplo of
car tickets?
Philadelphia Record: Secretary Daniels
was shocked the other day by the revela
tions of the use of drugs among the en
listed men In the navy which were mado
by a seaman. A few years ago a Ver
mont physician produced evidence that
the use of drugs Increased aa fast as the
use of alcohol was repressed. France Is
alarmed at the consumption of drugs,
and Is seeking somo way of circumvent
ing It And now tt has been found that
the pupils of a Cleveland high school,
both boys and girls, are acquiring the
drug habit. When China Is uprooting tho
fields ot poppy the Christian world should:
be able to find some way .of checking
the use ot narcotics.
Women's Aotivities
Contrary to general belief, men do not
look for a. white horse When they sea a
red-hatred girl'. Aa a matter of fact, they
continue to look at the girl until she
passe from view,
The supreme- couort ot New. York has
decided that a divorced woman Is not
obliged to pay hr divorced husband ali
mony. According to the law of Califor
nia she may be made to do so but New
York courts will hold the huaband re
sponsible for his wife's debts.
The Pennsylvania legislature passed the
female labor bill, with only six votes
against It, and the child labor bill with
only two dissenting votes. The child la
bor bill makes the minimum age of the
child worker H and the working day for
women nine hours.
Mrs. Emma A. Fox of Michigan la the
accepted parliamentarian ot the General
Federation of Women' Clubs. She has
written books on the subject, and through
her efforts many clubs of the country have
taken up courses tn parliamentary ruling
and have found It most interesting. .
Miss Meltta Knowles, executive secre
tary of the Women's Educational and In
dustrial union ot Boston, says that the
society has on Its books SCO certified
lodging houses, every one ot them hay
tng been visited by the agent ot the so
clety. She thinks that for girls work
ing In a large city the question of lodg
Ing la the most Important one, and that
the place offering board to such girls
caa i to Wkrefslly cav4iat4.
lUeesLllerBox
Justice for the Little Kellorr.
OMAHA, May . To tne Editor of The
Bee: In your fight for lower water rates
I wish you would take up the Item of the
minimum charge. There are several
thousand of consumers In the city who
have cisterns and their meter rate would
not go over 33 to 40 cent per month, yet
they aro forced to pay W cents; hence
the Water board la charging thern for
services they do not render which is no
more or less than a theft It Is stealing
just as much as though they put their
hand In his pocket and took out 10 or
15 cents each month. At best the small
consumer paye a. higher rate than the
large and Is also compelled, to pay for
what he 'does not get There Is nothing
fair or honorable about that I believe
In meters so that each will pay for what
he uses, large and small consumers alike,
but not steal a few cents off the small
each month. Keep up the fight.
A. S. HEWITT.
A Voter and Taxpayer.
An Echo of the Oou,
OMAHA. May 6.-T0 the Editor of Tho
Bee: Inclosed find clipping with alleged
report by Mr. Wead of great deeds of
the Water board which is almost a ver-
batum rehash of a Bpeech by R. B. Howell
at a meeting of the Twelfth ward pro
gressive Improvement club In December
last year on which occasion I was present.
EMU, THOMPSON,
2717 Bristol Street. '
Secnrltr for JVntlonnl Onnlc Noteii. 1
ATLANTA, Neb., May 6.-T0 the Editor
of The Bee: Let' look at one of the
national bank notes In your pocket
Glancing at the upper left-hand corner
you find the following print:
Secured by United States bonds and
other securities.
The Question wanted answered Is: What
are the "other securities" reforred to?
Kindly answer through columns or
paper, J. A. BAUER,
A three-year-old Subscriber.
According to the best available Infor
mation nothing but United States govern
ment bonds have been accepted to secure
national bank note circulation. The
words "other securities" refers to bonds
approved by tho secretary of tho treas
ury, under authority of the law, for
emergency currency, which suthorlty has
not yet been utilized. It la ajuerted that
the words "other securities" were added
so as to make the form the same for, tne
emergency currency when Issued as for
the regular bank notes.
Discrimination Vnjaat.
OMAHA, May 6. To the Editor of The
Bee: Referlng to editorial In Sunday's
paper on the matter of a charge against
the property of a portion of the cost of
laying water mains.
If the argument against making the
charge because It had not been made n
the past were logically carried out pro
gress would be badly hampered. If the
charge Is Just and proper tt should cer
tainly be the duty of the city's repre.
sentattves to enforce It as soon as pos
sible. Failure to make the charge pre
viously would not excuse them.
As to the justice ov! the charge, tWhen
you consider tho fact that the laying of
the main which make a water supply
available Is of positive, actual, tanglblo
value to the property abutting, of such
value that tt can be Immediately cashed
In the shape of Increased rent, it Is evi
dent that the property owner does not
suffer. On the other hand, when the cltv
at large, Including property owners and
non-property owner. 1 taxed to furnish
this convenience to particular property
Injustice results, for a valuable privilege
Is conferred from which no general bene
fit could result
I should be glad to see thl view em
phasized. WILLIAM F. BAXTER.
The Allen J.utul Lavr.
IRWIN, la,, May 6. To the Editor of
The Bee! Since the question of "Alien
Land Owning" in California hoa assumed
such a delicate phase, It seems necessary
for every true American citizen to voice
his or her opinion of tho affair so that
the spirit of tho whole nation might be
manifested.
According to the laws adopted by our
forefather, the desirable elements of the
foreign countries who became citizen
of our country, wero accorded the same
privileges and protections as native born
citizens. Thl evidently does not apply
to the situation In the "Golden Gate
State" where the Japanese are branded
as undesirable characters, offensive and
vary Impudent. Secretary Bryan Is an
ardent advocate of world-wide peace and
will do all In his power to preserve peace
among alt the nations, but It doe not
seem right and Just for this, or any
other administration, to thrust upon the
people ot .any state or states that which
seems a detriment to their welfare or
a piercing thorn in their flesh.
It Is true that every American citizen
Is on ardent lover of those liberties which
were so dear to the hearts of our fore
fathers and have been reverenced by
evory generation from that day to this,
If the people of our states are going to
be denied the liberties given to them In
the doctrine known as "states' righta,"
It would aeem tq me that our government
1 undergoing a radical change from a
republican to a "monarchial" form.
For my part If I am to be denied the
liberties for which our forefathers gave
their Uvea that we might enjoy the fruit
if their victories, then "give me death."
or without liberties life would not be
worth living. It the Japanese are not
satisfied with the sentiment as expressed
by our statesmen and by our citizens, and
arq longing to hear the voice of cannon
echoed and re-echoed from our mighty
DreadnaughU, then let them speak long
and loud, voicing the doctrine of (lib
erty and equal rights to all" to the
entire worM. The best Informed of our
most eminent statesmen do not endeavor
to conceal the fact that there must be
war with Japan soonor or later.
It would be a hard tight, but I do not
doubt the outcome. It 1 -the earnest de
sire of my heart that peace may be main
tained with a nation of tne world, but
It we must fight to maintain our liberties.
then give us war with all Its cruelties
and we will prove to the world that every
true American citizen will willingly die
fighting for his country rather than give
up our liberties to any nationality.
It remains to be seen whether the pres
ent administration will uphold California
as Na flgat far equal rights or not.
PtTRCCtXk
CHEERY CHAFF.
Church Did you ever see "The Forty
Thieves."
Gotham Why, yes; I guess I've seen
that many taxlcab drivers. Tonkers
Statesman.
"You or always complaining about the
taxpayer."
"Yea. I sympathize with the masses."
"How much do you pay in the way of
taxes v
"My dear sir, that ha nothing to do
with the caso. The man who Is paying
a whole lot of taxes Is usually so busy
that he hasn't time to do his own com
plaining." Washington Star.
"Ho never believed In banks."
I see. Did the rats make a nost of
nls money, or' was It burned, up In the
parlor stover'-Kunsas City Journal.
J" Stenographer So your wife says
she like me?
He YeS.
Ills Stenographer Heaven! Is It nn.
smie that I am a plain a all that?
uiuiviiiiig Aiagazme.
Melanchol?!" "Antomy f
"But not for tho 'bone' that are In It,"
he said.
Being richer than the general run of
authors, as you remember, he could afford-
to be gloomy Just for fun. Chicago
Tribune. 8
"What's the matter?"
thl1! flnalJeCted me aaln' Sho sald
"Did she say how final?" Inquired tho
older and more experienced man. Wash
Ington Herald.
"There wo a woman In our town who
was so wnndrnna wl ,h, umA 1. a . .o
for hearing things, for seeing things her
Vse "
"And when she'd heard and seen It all,
what did this female do but use her
If it's right why change it?
A multiplicity of models is
evidence that the maker is
still experimenting. There is
but one Ford model. And for
five years our rapidly growing
factories haven't been able
to make all we could sell
because it is right.
More than a quarter ot million Fords now
in service convincing evidence of their
wonderful merit. Runabout, $525"; Tour
ing Car, ?600; Town Car, $800 f. o. b.
Detroit, with all equipment. Get interest
ing "Ford Times" from Dept. F, Detroit;
Ford Motor Company 1910 Harney Street.
All Morning
In Chicago
AH Next Afternoon
In New York
An afterrioon of travel comfort a well--cooked
dinnei' s good night's rest break
fast en route--and a forenoon trip, in Obser
vation Car through the scenic Eastover
Pennsylvania
Lines
Pvn Handle Route
P.C.C.B ST.L.RY.
The Pan Handle Limited has through All-Steel
Sleeping Cars to New York. Cafe and Dining Car
Service. Exclusive Limited Train features from
ColumbusClub Car, Observation Car, etc.
Pan Handle Limited
Leaves Chicago 12:20 p. m., dally. Arrives New
York 1:20 p. m., next day In PENNSYLVANIA
STATION ONE BLOCK FROM BROADWAY.
Passengers desiring to go direct to downtown New
York change to electric trains at Manhattan Transfer.
8 QUmTrains to NawYerk
Leave Chicago DDy
Si18.b. 3ilSp.D.
IOiOS , m. 5i30 p. m.
IOiSO a. tn. Bi48 p. m.
12i40 p.m. 11i48 p.m.
Your hat 7s a most import&ut, a
most conspicuous jtem 01 aress.
Be sure yours is a Lanpher.
II
tongue for telling every blessed thing she
knew." Boston Transcrlp,t.
"Bllgglns and his wife havo quarreled."
"What about?"
"Woman suffrage, lie want her t
vote and she saya she won't be botherei
about It." Chicago Times.
THE AFTER DINNER SPEECH.
Detroit Free Prcs.
They called on him to give a speech.
The chairman prnlsed his eloquence.
And told the height that he could reach.
Referred to his pre-eminence.
Worked In a story, old and trlto:
Toaatmater9 always have to do It)
Got off; "We have with us tonight."
Then called his name, nnd said, "Go
to It."
And this, as well ns I recall.
Is how he thrilled us, one and all:,
"Er-hem-klnd friends. I didn't kno
That you wero going to call on tne:
I haven't much to say. and" .bo
I won't say much. I do not see
Ahem er, hem I do not ace'
Why I was called on, anyway;
I don't know why they called on me,
H really haven't much to say.
"I always like to be with you.
I hope I make my meaning clear,
I'm very proud, and happy, too,
I'm very glad that I am here.
I hope to meet with you again.
I'm very glad, let me repeat
To be with' all you splendid men,
I hope again with you to meet
"I haven't much to say to you,
Except that I am very glad
That I am here. I thank you, too,
For auch a splendid time I'vo hud.
I'm very glad that I am here.
1 hops to come again some day.
That I am here I'm glad I fear
That this la hII I've got to aa-r."
W. H. ROWLAND
TrTIln Pawancor Accnt.
034.033 Cltr National Bank Bldf..
Omaha, Nebraska