THE BEE: OMAHA, SATURDAY, APRIL 26, fOlH. 4 hm OMAHA DAILY DEB OXfSDKV HY EDWARD noSftvVATBn VICTOli noSEWATKIt. BUlTOlt. EE IU'ILI'INQ. PAUN'AM A?D 1TT5I. Entered at Omaha pottoffie aa eeoonfl- SS IlWttPl'. tLCO l.W 4.00 6.W TKHMS OK SUBSCRIPTION: unday Dee, one your aturday Dee, one ' ally Bee, without Sui. iar. one year Allv llfn nnH Minimal une Year.... dkuvkrbd ur CARRIER, venlng and Sunday, per uionth . ... . .jw :venlng, without Sunday, per month.. ally D. Including Sunday, per mo..rc ally Hee. without Sunday, per o.... Address all complaints or irregularities l delivery to City Circulation Dept. REMITTANCE ' Remit by draft, express or postal order, ayable to Tho flee Publishing c"n tnly 2-cent stomps received In payment f small accounts. Personal checks, ex ert on Omaha and eastern exchange, not cceptcd OFFICES: Omaha-The Uee building. South Omaha HIS N street. Council Utulfs-M North Main street. Llncc'n-2fi Little building. Chicago 1W1 Marquette building. New York-1100-K6 Fifth Ave. 8t. Lotlls-503 New Bank of C-ommerce. Woahington-7X Fourteenth St., N- v: CORRBSI'ON DUNCE. Communication relating to news and idltorlal matter should be addrossed Jmaha Bee, Editorial department march circw-ation. 52,544 A denem! Clcftn.TIn. i Kven good houBckopcrs have tholr spring cleaning campaigns, so it is natural that well regulated cities should. Tho mayor has proclaimed 1 ,J ,! .!.. t up, calling on all to co-operate to that end. Everybody in Omaha di rectly or indirectly should dp sT. RefuBo and rubbish will accumulate during the long winter period and prompt and thorough ronioval and destruction will greatly reduce the liability of disease, besides lending a beautifying effect. Flies, for in stance, and other undesirables, against which it is the custom to launch upon nn annunl crusade of destruction, do not thrive well In clean, wholesome surroundings. In the vivid vertuicular of Ills Honor, tho mayor, therefore, "get busy," we suggest, young and old. Omaha should do as well hero again n8 with our united attack on the tornado dobris. Looking BacWard ITltisDainOraalia In Other Lands COMPILED PROM cog BEE APRIL 20 flLXS 7 aoa Land Holding by Aliens. In the midst of this uproar about California's proposed law to prohibit the holding of land in that state by JnpanoBo, tho fact has boon over state of Nebraska, County of Douglas, ss: Tvtrish, William circulation manager "uly .worn? Ja?. that'8 ibTXZX W okoA that other states have laws circulation 'or the month March. 191 restricting land ownership, although, Circulation Manager, perhaps, not on linos of race or SW'rA.jSS:" nationality discrimination. ROBERT HUNTER. Here in Nebraska, for (Seal.) Notary Public, Subscribers leaving the city temporarily should linv The llee mailed to them. Address Trill be ehnnKed jta often mm requested. example, wo have had a lav on our statu to books over sinco 1889 prohibiting nonresident aliens and foreign cor porations from having real estate holdings here. This is the text of the law: Nonresident aliens and corporations not The tax collector'!! get you it you incorporated under the laws of the stuto don't watch out. I of Nbruktt aru licreby prohibited from ucuulriug title to or taking .or holding uiy Men havri not inntlrolv ceased to Jun,I or rnul tt " this state by de- Bell tholr birthrights for messes of P"r" or otherwise, only " f" Inn hrrrlnnffnr nrnvlrli.!. oont flint thn pgttaeo. widow or heirs ,of aliens who have here- toforn acquired lands In this stnte under Wonder if that Bryan-Clark re- the laws thereof, may hold auch landH by conciliation involved any agreements devise or descent for a jxrlor of tn (10) na tn i o 1 n Xuors oiicl no longer, and If nt the end Iui sum ume as iir-ruin iirmieo, aucn hinds so acquired have not been sold to . ..... t. . , . a Iwinn. firtn nifrnhnnAi fnr vnltln. or such Omaha on ihls trip, There .are no ,, hc,ra lmVB nol Womo rw,ia.nv 0f troublosomo Japs hero. this statu, siioh lands shall rnvert and escheat to the state of Nebraska and It Illinois need not ,thlnk it is the. l'a lo the .duty of .tho couuty attorney only fortunato atnte: Nebraska' leg- l counties where such lands are Jslature has also adjourned. Tho umbrella manufacturers are concerned with the now tariff, evi dently afraid of getting soaked. lands as provided by this act. It goes without saying that non resident Japaneso cannot legally pwn land In .Nebraska, and if tho legislature should take tho word "nonresident" out, Japanese could under no conditions secure legal Mr. Hearst would not dare to ad mit It Aven if ho iihould evor dis- ' - i . . . . . ... cover that things -wire going exactly u, 10 roai e0lBl ""rB- "or cuu,u hia way I l"Jr BowiittiJJ Hittl uiuy iiuu uuou unjustly aiscrimiuatea against. Mothers with young daughters secretary iiryan might carry that need careful training should his suggestion from Ills own homo take pains to toll them Just tho kind state along with him as ho goes on pf cosmetics to ubo( . . to California IV "'.'i It's n lltUo early to worh up . ,.,,. The Irst OoodBoss. , cltemont In anticipation of tho voto ft.. Maurlco Low, tho well known to bo taken on university consollda- Washington correspondent, takes tlon In Novombor, '1014. pains to say In Harper' Weokly that to President Wilson bolongs tho dis Kansas City pollco expose park Unction of being the first good boas. spoonera at night with dark lan- in wlilclx Mr. Low lnj-B himself 11a- torns. Pretty soon we will not have bio to very strong rebuko. He pro an lnallonablo right loft. ceed8 to dlBtlnguUh between n boss nnil a "lnnilnr." Wlmt nrntiiimtiHnn ' ti. .u 1 j 0 ...l 1 uwa w uoiuuwaru pica nis weary tho cnmpalgn ,a8t yoar ZTA" HAW tilfiftta tra- thn lnnrliAnna I la a handsome sulky plow Thirty Years Ago The Young Men's Christian association gavo a musical entertainment showing off orwlltably O. F Wade of Boston, as an elocutionist and reader, and Mr. and Miss I'endall In vocal numbers. A. J. Hanscom and wife have decdod eight lots In blocks 1.1 and 16, Hanscom place to R. U Garllchs for 150. I'atil Van Dervoort. as commander-in-chief of the Grand Army of the Republic, Is out with his general order for the ob scrvancn of Decoration day. Omaha Jewelers are about to Inaugurate a 7 o'clock closing movement. ?lr. and Mrs. Charles T. Bunco were surprised with an elegant silver lec pitcher presented to them by their friends In the I. O. Q. T. The Academy of Music has been reno vated for business under tho' manage ment of S. M. Mcllp. Articles of Incorporation have been fliod for the Bohemian association with John Roslcky. 3. J. Smor. and Frank Jellcn, trustees, and W. 1 Bodecn, secretary. Among Improvements scheduled are a block of five 0110-story business rooms to le erected by A. B. Iluherman at Dodge and Fourteenth streets, and a thrcc-story or brick to be put up by Bmlth Bros., on Harney street Just cast of W. J.'Broach's store. Philip Hcrtzman has returned from lyadvllle where ho has been for several months. Mrs. W. A. Paxton Is back from a trip to Chicago. C. U. Dunham, superintendent of the Missouri Pacific Is at the Millard. An ad asks the finder of thirteen and a hnlf dozen buttons lost on Dodge street betwoen Fifteenth and Twentv-thlnl third streets to leave them at A. Crulck shank & Co. Tho proposal to increase the tar iff on Imported noodles may be taken as a slam at the botltled for eign fortune hunter Jn Amorlca. Mr. Low nood not go about lnvlt lng trouble JtiBt becausa of his in tense admiration for Prosident Wll boo and the new regime of bossUm he has Inaugurated. For that mat- tor, if It neodB to be told that Mr, Wilson Is a boss, the editor of Hor Before tho United States rushes Vr'a "Kht to 1)0 enough quail in to recognlto the government of uoa 10 ao tUe tmg. himself, Mexico. Mexico will hnvn to nstnh. lish R government fit for rocognl- iaot ase J"" olaveg. Hon Solemn statesmen, have arisen In tho nans of congress In defense, for- Bat, then, " tho poor householder sootli, of tho "base ball slavo," who has to pay meter rates should shouting "down with the tyrant mag not be compelled to pay extra for nate," Uie player must be emoncl the leakage, of that defective new patod! njaln. , Good! Onco the hot blood of 1 1 - -1 - I righteous indignation Is stirred lu tho Secretary Bryan proposes to do veins pf a Btatosnian all is right. We all he can, evidently, to sober the foel euro, thereforo, that tho f ugl democratic administration, even to tlve slave, Ty Cobb, will not be hum- the point of curtailing banquet festl- bled and compelled to affix his hon Vjuea, orable signature to another pitiful I Hilary of 112. GOO for six months' Seems Btrango no one haB pro- Bervlc nnd that Nanolion Laiole. poflod Dr. Wiley for chief of the tUoUgh an advanced veteran, in tile woawer bureau, bo mat we might hmrneBS. will be protected in hfs Twenty Years Aw ar on world's fair rates was threat ened In local railroad circles. Roads con verging in Omaha had adopted the schedules agreed upon, but when the Denver & Rio Qrando announced a rate of J45 from all Colorado points to Chi' cago they threatened to bolt the agree ment and precipitate a general -slashing of rates, which, of course, would not dis please the passengers. Chrls.Rpecht begun repairs on the roof of the court house, the county commis sioners making an appropriation pf JtiOO to cover the costs. County Judge Hller had to leave the bench again .on account of trouble with his eye. Tho "Boatonlans" made a decided hit at the Boyd theater. Mr. Barnabeo was a favorite In tho sheriff and Mr. Mc Donald In manly and musical Llttlo Johnnie, ' Former Mayor R. C. Gushing took out a permit to make 13,000 worth of repairs to his fine new dwelling at YtA South Twenty-fifth nvenuo, which was hadly damaged by fire. James B. Callahan took out a permit to erect a dwelling at Fifteenth and Mar (lia streets costing JB.OOO. Black Clay worsted stilts for men were advertised by the Nebraska Clothing company at $10.50, Ton Years Jigt- George N, HJcks proclaimed that he wished It understood that ho was not one of the boomers of Erastus A. Benson for mfcyor nor.. was h booming anyone else; ha. 'was attinflhfg' to his knitting in the real (fstate business as beet he could, A two weeks' mission -was begun at Holy Family Catholic churoh. Eighteenth and Izard streets, under the direction pf Fathers Devlne und Murray. Itev. Frod Hawley, secretary of the Western Unitarian conference, preached at Unity church. He sold during his ad dress: ."We have stopped talking about a God or the God and aro beginning to talk about God. And in that God we perceive the great force that animates the world." Rev. It. M. Stevenson preached his farowell sermon as pastor of the Second Presbyterian church. He resigned to de vote his entire time to tho financial work Of Bellevuc college, of which he was vice president. Walter Phelps returned from St. Louts, where he spent two weeks, lit f ecu red the contract of erecting the Missouri stato building at the World's fair and other contracts aggregating 1125,000. He Ud there had been no labor troubles tn con nection with the building of world's fair structures, but that there was an under current of dissatisfaction with a good many workmen. (npttirr of Hcutnrt. I MontQncgro strtiok tho first blow In the war against the Turk. To it falls the honor of receiving tho surrender of the last division of the Turkish army be yond the peninsula of Constantinople. Hcutarl was the prize for which the Black mountain warriors aimed at the outset, but the Turkish garrison, in trenched In mountainous parts, put up a defense surpassing In duration the record of Osman Pasha at IJevna and that of Hhukrl Pasha at Adrlanople. The fall of Scutari Is a more gratifying "sollatuin" to the Montenegrins than the purse of 15,000,000 offered by the powers to King Nicholas to raise the r.iege and retire. For tho moment the Joy of vic tory compensates for the sacrifice of bravo men. But permanency Is very doubtful. The powers have agreed that Scutari must remain a part of the upper states of Albania. King Nicholas de nied the right of tho powers to Inter pol in the operations of the Balkan war after once proclaiming neutrality. Threat of force served to whet the eagerness for victory. The ultimatum of the pow ers delivered a few days ago Is now uiiswiirod by the capture of town and garrison. How the powers will treat this unexampled defiance remains to be Been, Possessjon Is nine points of the law, but superior force knows no law other than tin law of might when up start kingdom disobeys orders. Reports from European capitals Indicate consid erable annoyance over the new turn of affairs, and lowering war clouds are prophesied for several days. Between thn Balkan States and Turkey peace Is assured. Turkey has nothing to fight for. If it had a fight left. But the Bal kan war cloud has not dissolved. Be sides the Scutari complication, there aro rumblings of a row among ihe victors over the division of the spoils of war. BeistterD 0X! have puro and unadulterated atmo sphere, The country may admire tho spirit of fidelity to a promise, but! it must shudder at tho possibility of the democrats redeeming all their pledges. right to the mlserablo wage of $10, 000 a season for seasons yet to come; that the Honorable Muggsy McGraw, who slaves away his bright young life for a more bagatollo of J20;000 a year as manager of a New York team, will Boon be liberated from tho shnckloa that bind htm tp the tyrannical contract, bo that he can go out and command a reward more nearly commensurate with his it our amianie democratic con temporary has decided In advance to fight tho new homn rule nhnrtnr. no matter what it contains, ono ex- sterling professional powers; that the cubo is as good as another. lowly serf, Chance, once put upon I the auction blocs: ana soiu ior legislatures have adjourned In a farthing, will not long have to drag number of Btates without drawing Ihls chains for the pin money wwcu from the governor a single veto, the other New York club pays mm The Nebraska governor who never! 126,000 a season, plus 5 per cent vetoed anything would be a mighty lot the net Income rare article. Strength to tno arms 01 me heroes In congress, who have gone 'In the United States." says thus to Btriko off tho manacle that Henry Watterson, "the moral trend hold tbeao men in bondage to a lot of our public life has been steadily of heartless, domineering masters, A downward for half a century," Oh, nation that has freed the black cpme, "Marse Henry," take off your slave, U uow freeing the white blue goggles. slave, may also be depended upon to free the base ball slave. -mat reminds us, does that lawn sprinkling order still stand? Or, It is bo extraordinary that it is now that there are no flat rates, and telegraphed all over the country all the water must go through me- that a swindler baB been trapped In ters, aro householders free to use tho capltol at Washington trying to all the watPr on their lawns that I put one across on a congressman they can afford to pay for at 35 Had the gamo been reversed it cents a thousand gallons? I would hardly be worth mentioning People Talked About T)u fact that this Is the thirteenth year of tho century Is as good as any other reason offered for the vagaries of the weather. Charles M. Vallandlgham of Columbus, O., Is writing the biography of hi noted father, Clement L. Vallandlgham, who was exiled In civil war times for his pro- southern views. Mrs. MeUsA Hodgdon of Kaoo, Me.. Is believed to be the oldest weaver still working tn the United States. She Is 78 years old and has been working In tbe pillts for fifty-seven years. Registered ut one uptown hotrl In New York within a week have been Chester A, Arthur, Webb c. Hayos. J. R. and Abram Garfield, Robert T. Lincoln and Theodora Roosevelt. Jr., all sons of former presi dents. Colonel Kdward J. Booth of Burlington, Vt., has Just received from ttis Canadian government a draft for 1100 In payment for military service rendered during the Fenian raid at St Albans, Vt.. In 1870, wlire the late General John O'Nell com manded the bloodless Fenians. Among tn curiosities 01 the new palace, Potsdam. Germany. Is a gejveo. logical tree, showing the namu of Kinr Davld engrossed at tbe root of It. with that of tli kaiser at the top, the decoent being traced through his mother's family. Undertakers In the borough of Bronx, tiw York, have declaied war on Wily goats. These whiskered Jokers are butting into the profits of the morticians by eat ing the crepe off the doors. King Ha-He-Hoh, one of the early r Ultra 01 cgypi, we aro assured by a Pennsylvania university proft-asor, had a harem of soo wivw. One day he dlscov ered a bunch of male grafters selling hair oil, lingerie and chewing gum to the royal W0 without giving the royal treasury Its "split." Off went their heads. That was many centuries ago. Times have changed, Kgyptlan kings and harems have van ished, but tbe grafUr is with us yet. you beU United for Loot. Judged by the feverish Increase In Euro pean armaments, military and naval, an Impression of hopeless division among tho Big Six Kwor0 Is gained. Government officials urge vast budgets for military needs on the grounds of national defense. Impressing upon those who vote the money as well as thoso who pay the bills that patriotic sacrifice Is an Investment for national preservation. However much tho Big Six question each other's profes sions of good will, nn ono vital char acteristic thoy stand shoulder to shoulder. Ocpilvlng Montenegro of Scutari and the honors of war typifies their unity when territorial loot Is Involved. With the ex ception of Germany, five of the Big Six have territorial grabs In sight. Austria wants Albania as a buffer state open to suggestions and Influences which will In tlmo follow the road to annexation trav ersed by Bosnia and Herzgovlna. Italy and Franco arc gorged with fresh slices of north Africa. Russia has Mongolia and north Persia by the throat and Great Britain has southern Persia and Tibet equipped with spectacles through which they see In rainbow colors tho superior chnrmB of a British, protectorate. The mills of the Big Six grind slowly and without friction when their wires do not cross and tho victim is one of tho little fellows. Mmlilifnttnrlncr IVm Alnpms. Organized uctlvltlos and systematic publicity of tho scaro order aro the mov ing rorco behind tho wlir alarmist condi tion of affairs In Kurope at the1 present time. Military and naval leagues, are the outward factories of the military spirit. Back of them arc the interests which are enriched by tlio ever-growing demand for military and naval equipment For them war scares help to fatten appropriations and increase business. A striking illus tration of tho system of manufactured war scares for business gain was revealed by Or. Llebknecht, socialist leader in the German Reichstag. According to his statement, which was not substantially donlcd, the Krupp works, makers of ar tillery, and Deutsche Waffen Fubrlken, had resorted to Illicit methods to Induce French newspapers to arouse an antt- German Bentlment in France, with the ob ject of creating an atmosphere which would facilitate the Increase of arma ments. The facts were laid before the German war office and an official In vestigation confirmed the charge, but it was passed off as the "Indiscretion of a subordinate official" of tho Krupps. Not unlikely the recent alleged "Insult" to a small party of Germans at Nancy, F-ancs was part of the war score play. Tet for three days the alarmist German press pictured the Nancy fracas as an Insult to tho nation's honor. Similar mothoda kept the North sea Invasion scare ablaze tn England for five years. Factories of like caliber have worked overtime in the United States In went times, producing more amusement than profit Urlslum's Political Strike. The strike of the working classes of Belgium, under the leadership of tho so cialists, "-for equal rights at the ballot box, while only partly successful, carries a heartening message to workers strug gling for political equality In other na tions. Isolated efforts of, similar nature have been mode In Germany In recent years, resisted as usual by tho govern ment and the favored classes. Refusal of relief by the ministry was directly re sponsible for the substantial victory of the socialists In the last German elec tion. Plural and triple voting based on properly rights, on of the pillars of torylam in Great Britain, is to be abol ished and manhood suffrage ordained by the passage of the reform measure now before the House of Commons. In Bel- glum the franchise, differs only In detail from the system by which reigning houses and their favorites entrenched themselves In power In Burope. Class distinction Is the taproot of the system. The masses ore mere, burden bearers, of no consequence except as soldiers. Slowly, but surely, the uplifting masses, realizing their rights, are co-operating more and more aggressively In demanding equality in political affairs. It will take a few years to reach practical results from the strike In Belgium. Constitutional changes to give effect to the promised reform will require from two to three years' time. But political favoritism Is doomed. The powerful lesson, as well as the experi ence, of a week's idleness sign the death warrant of a system wide!) enable a prlv. lifted minority to outvote and dominate the majority. Municipal Economy, OMAHA, April K.-To the Kdltor of The Bee. The editorial In The Bee entitled, "Where Is the Money to Come From?" presents a thought worthy of careful at tention. During a municipal campaign It Is the fashion for the candidates to promise all kinds of good things for the city (If they are elected) and at the same time advocato economy and carefully avoid suggesting any inoreoso of expenses or taxes. The way the candidates spoon out honey to their open-mouthed and credulous hearers Is zoologically, lf not politically. Interesting, when considered In connection with the after-clectlon talk of the same men, In which they say they aro greatly hindered In every direction by lack of money, and they cannot ac complish much unless the people will consent to an lncr'ense of taxation, and that one of the chief needs of the city Is to set the maximum limit of taxation higher and raise more money. I wish to Inquire of "the oldest citi zen," whether ho can give the name of any person In all the long list of mpn who have held the chief offices of this city in the past, who stood firmly fo! true economy and had no demagogic streak In him. lf a list of such men could be made. It would be well to ap point a memorial day for the purpose of stopping all ordinary work to do them honor. Ono of the very Important question-) demanding consideration by tho charter commission is, shall wo favor a higher rate of taxation, or shall we hold It down and proceed upon the theory that as the city grows larger and needs to spend more money the value of the prop erty within ltt limits will Increase at a ratio at least as great and proper nssc- ment will afford the basis for a suf ficient Increase of funds to meet all rea sonable demands? Is the city "glttln' too hlg for Its breeches?" It iihould not be forgotten that although Omaha and Douglas county and the school district of Omaha ore in a sense separate entitles, yet for most part the levies of taxes by all three fall on the same persons nnd property, tax piled, on tax. It should be borne In mind, also, that tho prononcss to personal extravagance and wastefulness which is characteristic, of American life exerts a constant evil influence on public affairs. BKRIAH F. COCHRAN. GRINS AND GROANS. "Your long speech did not make very Interesting reading," said the cruelly candid friend. 'It wasn't meant to.' replied Sthator Sorghum. "I try to nvike my speeches long enough co appear Important, but not sufficiently Interesting to lnvlU criticism." Washington Star. 'Has his responsibilities made him bigger?" "lou mean his faqt-lncrcasliuT wealth?" "Uh-huh." "Well, I don't know about It enlarg ing his size much, but his wife Is get ting fatter." St. Louts Republic. A FRIEND WORTH LOVING. Mrs. Wysc There are times when I wish 1 were a man." Her Husband Well, when, for In stance? Mrs. Wyse When I pass a milliner's window and think how happy I could make my wife by giving hec a new hat Boston Advertiser. "Have you seen tho new Mrs. Harring ton?" "Yes. Why in the world did a man of Mr. Harrington's age go and marry a mere snip of a girl, I wonderr' "His first wife was such an aggreslve, mannish sort of person that he may have thought he wo-ild like to try a womanettc this time." Chicago Record-Herald. "Whenever I propose anything at all, my wife Invariably throws cold water on mc." "That's better than the way my wife does." "What's that?" "Keeps me In hot water," Baltimore American. Author Vnknown. If you have a friend worth loving. Love him. Yes. and let him know That you love him ere life's evening Tinge his brow with sunset glow. Why should good words ne'er he &ald Of a friend-till he is dead? If you hear a song that thrills you. Sung by any child of song. Praise It Do not let the singer Walt deserved praises long. Whv should one who thrills your heart L&ck the Joy you may Impart? If you hear a prayer that moves you By Its humble, pleasing tone, Join It Do not let the seeker Hnw hefom Its God alone. Why should not your brother share The Btrength of "two or three" In prayer' If vou see the hot tear, falling From a brother's weeping eyes. Share them. And by kindly sharing Own your kinship In the skies. Why should anyone be glad When a brother's heart Is sad? If a silvery laugh goes rippling Thiough tlve sunshine on his face, Share It 'Tls the wise man's saying For both grlof and Joy a place. There's health and goodness In the mtrtt In which an honest laugh has birth. If your work is made more cosy By a friendly, helping hand. Say so. Speak out brave and, truly Ere the darkness veil the land. Should a brother workman dear Falter for a word of cheer? Scatter thus your seeds of kindness. All enriching as you go Leave them. Trust the Harvest Giver: He will make each seed to grow. 80, until tho happy end. Your life shall never lack a friend. Twice Told Tales N"v Name. A carpenter contractor has been figur ing on a small house for a prosperous Huropean-Amerlcan workman In an out lying district. "Come up to my office," ho said to the prospective patron, "and we will look over some plans In a book I have." The young man came to the office and spent some time looking over the plans with the contractor, who finally inquired; "Have you thought anything about the kind of place you wish to build? What do you think about a nice cottage?" "1 do' know," replied the young man, "but I think maybe we Ilka have nice bunghole." Youngstown Telegram. A I-'unerul Note, There is at least one Boston banker who has a measured admiration for Thomas Lawson. "He is alwnys full of quips," says tho banker. "Not long ago 1 attended tbe funeral of a millionaire financier one of those real 'high finan ciers' whose low methods Lawson lover to turn the light on. I arrived at the funeral a little late. I took a seat beside Lawson and whispered: 'How far has the service gone?' "Lawson, nodding toward the clergy man In the pulpit whispered back: 'Just orened for tho defense.' "San Francisco Argonaut. I.oiIiik Faith. Old Lady I don't believe this sure-cure tonic Is a-goln' to do me any good. Friend It'B highly spoken of In the pa. pers. Old Lady Yes; but I've taken forty, seven bottles, and I don't feel a bit bet ter. I tell you what It Is. Sarah. I'm be. ginning to think these .newspaper editors don't know everything. New York Weekly. Answered In Kind. An army .officer, noted . for his blunt. nee of speech, rudely remarked In the presence of a clergyman: "If I had a, son who was on idiot I would make him a parson." "Hvldently, your father held a different view, sir," responded the clergyman, quietly. Boston Transcript Kronomy or a Voir. Boston Tranicrlpt. Its bard to tell whether the ibolltlon of those senate baths and barber shop was prompted by economy or henuse ca many members pf that body now are under solemn vow not to bathe ur shave until William J. Bryan Is elected presi dent Prodding the Japs Philadelphia Ledler; Wo don't mind Japan going on the rampage and singing war songs, but we tremble when we think of the effect on Hobson. Boston Transcript: There are enough Oharaa and Oyamaa In Jnpan to lead to -tho- suspicion that they are, Indeed, not 'Mongolians, but Celts. Indianapolis News: And while all that antl-alted agitation Is going on In the California legislature It may be that the San Francisco exposition management is becoming nervouser and nervouscr. New York World: After deliberately offending foreign Interests, In a few months California will be begging thern to come there, to the Panama-Pacific ex position and help boom the state by in vesting in property. St Louis Globe Democrat: Secretary Boon advises the California legislature to "go slow" In the matter of the pro posed alien land law, and President Wil son admonishes Governor Johnson to "stop, look and listen" before crossing the track In front of the Oriental express. Philadelphia Record: The question raised by California alien legislation. whether the states of the union are bound . by tne treaty oougauons 01 tne nation 1 at large might as well be settled at this' time as any other. It Is a matter fort the determination of the court ol final appeal the supreme court of the United States. Kolse-lf nkera Subdued. Pittsburgh Dispatch. 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