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ehanced often requested.
The best part of those spring rains
la that they do not como through a
jtneter at 35 conta a thousand gallons.
,
At any rate, those Lincoln board-
kng house keepers have succeeded In
folding tho trade for another two
earB.
A Lincoln nowspaper prints a paid
folltlcal advertisement labeled "A
try Editorial." That strikes us aa
ubblng It in.
Th good Dr. Mary Walker never
fud to, throw a brick or dynamite a
taatle to get tho prlvlloge of -wear-log
mala clothing In Amorica.
Speaking about the smallpox and
fraccinatlon among the prisoners at
the Nebraska penitentiary, our Doug
laa county Jail hero beat thorn to It
Nolo that Congressman Stephens'
ferdent devotion to civil service still
taaken none but duly demonstrated
democrats eligible for the appointive
jobs.
Well, Mr. Water Board, what are
you watting for now? Or have you
stuffed cotton in your ears against
the universal demand for lower water
rateaT
Vice President Marshall Intends
tp hold out as long as possible
Rgalnst Thomas Cray's inevitable
"the paths ot glory load but to the
Brave."
Some folks insist on carrying trou
ble with them wherevor they go, and
our old superintendent ot schools,
who migrated from Omaha to Mil
Twaukee, bolonga In this class.
1
Ono ot our scientists admits that
feature Is still holding out on a "few
fKlentltlo putrloa yet unsolved." But
we'll get them all in tlmo,, and thon
tare will not need our scientists.
The question of university con
solidation will not bo voted on until
November. 1914. In the interval
jthe over-ezoltod people In Lincoln
(prill havo plenty of time to cool off
.
If Ty Cob get his 16,000, he can afford
p hire some bush leaguer to do his bat;
ling for him. Washington Post.
The Detroit management seems to
kavfi hired the bush leaguer ltselt at
Jsfcout 1,600.
Viola Allen haa gone to Europe for a
Khort stay. TheAtrlcsJ notes.
A short stay seems to be about the
limit ot American stage folk in En
yope, especially during the money-
gnaking season.
No wonder the Titanic owners
twlshed to settle under American in
feUad of British laws. The British
tlx their liability at $3,000,000, the
lamerlcan at about one-tenth that
jjunount.
Why ask what's In a name when
It comes to this, that a Kansas City
ijourt is trying to clear away the
marital dust In the contract entered
Into by Miss Dlrtt and Mr. Mudd ot
Clay county, Missouri.
Governor Hiram Johnson's Call
xornla legislature Introduced 4,000
tills, passed several hundred of
them and left an empty state treasury-
The governor will explain later
liow this is necessary to progress.
The senate baths have been locked
up in fulfillment of the democratic
jiromlse of Jetferaonlan simplicity,
Still, there is no penalty to prevent
senator from taking a bath at his
own expense as often as he thinks
be needs it.
Whoever would have thought
state's right democratic admlnistra
tlon would so soon be telling the sov
ereign state ot California how to
frame its land laws, and appearing
In court to deny the sovereign state
of Minnesota the right to regulate
Wilson's Promise.
In his speech ot ncceptance, Mr.
Wilson said In defining tho wants of
tho country:
We need no revolution: wc need no ex
cited chsngr; we need only a new point
of view ami a new method and spirit of
counsel.
Speaking particularly of tariff re
vision, he said:
It Is obvious that tho changes we make
should be made only at such a rate and
In such a way as will least Interfere with
the normal and healthful course of com
merce and manufacture.
Inasmuch as agriculture and live
tock raising are two of the princi
pal Industries of the country, for tho
present purposes they may bo pre
sumed as coming under the classifi
cation made by the president. If
the changos now proposed become
law, surely they will make It impos
sible for President Wilson to keep
this pro-elcctlon promise to the peo
ple. For Illustration let us turn to
some deductions made by Congress
man Sloan of Nebraska, show
ing what the Wilson-Underwood
schedules will do to staple products
of the west:
Duties Reduced.
Meats, free list 100 per cent
lour, free list 100 per cent
Swine, free list 100 per cent
Cattle fifi per cent
HorsM , CO per cent
Raw wool, free list... 100 per cent
Hay M per cent
Wheat SO per cent
Dairy products and eggs....... 0 per cent
Poultry M per cent
No one will deny that tho Ameri
can farmer is a business man. If
the president can squaro free meat,
frco flour, free wool and the other
reductions of from 60 to 66 por cent
with the promise not to Interfere
with tho normal and healthful condi
tions of business, It Is up to him to
do 1L
Bryan's Mission to California.
So far as preliminaries are con-
corned, tho felicitous correspondence
between the president and Governor
Johnson of California indicates a
satisfactory adjustment ultimately
of the affairs on tho Pacific coast
affecting our Jnpaneso friends. Tho
federal government has approachod
tho problem in tho utmost spirit ot
friendly counsol and Its offices have
been kindly received. Secretary
Bryan's personal mission to Sacra
mento, therefore, should result in a
solution, If not wholly acceptable to
Japan, If, as It appears, California
persists In its determination for
somo kind of legislation denying tho
right of owning land to Japanese,
yet avoiding dlroct offenso by mak
ing the law general rather than spe
cifically aimed at that nation.
Thus tar, not to question Califor
nia's right to apprehensions tho
stato is not ovorrun by alien Japa
nose land 'owners. According to tho
Oakland Tribune, only 12,000 acroa
Is now owned by thorn and only 17,
000 leased. That Is not the mena
cing condlt'on poople havo generally
beon led to boltevo to exist.
As Others See Us.
Omaha! A banker In Omaha who
reads Leslie's regulsrly lias done us a
favor. He tells us the truth about the
recent tornado and corrects a misappre
hension aa to the extent of the damage
wrought. He says: 'The business dis
trict of Omaha waa In no way touched.
aa the storm pasted fully a mllo and a
half west of the business section. While
the, storm whero It did pass through a
portion ot tho residence section was it
vere enough and tho property loss heavy,
and many people made dostltute, It by
no means created the destruction which
was Intimated tn your article. Already
the work of rebuilding haa begun and It
hoped that within a year, or at the
most a year and a half, no trace of the
storm'a havoc will be left" Just tike
Omahal Why shouldn't we all be proud
of her?-Lcslle' Weekly.
"Just like Omahal" A fair appre
ciation of the grit and energy and
resources of the city. Wo foel euro
Omaha could nk for no better pub
llclty at this tlmo than to havo peo
ple como and view this work ot re
habituation and catch the spirit of
the workers, then go away and do
scribe what they bad seen and heard.
It is hard, Indeed, to turn to our ad
vantage a calamity that costs human
life, but astdo from that Irreparable
loss, our people are cortalnly making
the most of what compensatory re
suits came from tho storm, and this
will be even more appreciable In
months to come.
Of course, it was never to be sue
pected that a spirit like Omaha's
could be quenched by even this ad
versity.
Must Shorten Oar Ballot.
As a result ot an' amendment to
the cpnstltutlon, and legislation
enaoted to make the terms ot elective
officers correspond, the number ot
general elections In Nebraska has
been cut In two,
Eliminating the off-year elections
however, without reducing the num
ber ot places to be filled merely
throws two elections into one, with
the consequent multiplication of of
fices. Simultaneously with this
change from annual to biennial elec
tions, we in Nebraska have been In
creasing rather than decreasing elect
Ive offloes, and adding proposed con
stltutional amendments and direct
legislative measures, so that the bal
lot at our next state election Is sure
to be the longest ever.
Efficacy of the rule of the people
can be nullified by confusion of Is
sues and overloaded elections. Ir
respective or partisanship, every
political party In Nebraska should
make a shorter ballot one of the car
dlnal planks In its platform pro
BackWard
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Ai'itiii ita.
Thirty Years Ago
Rice's belated "Hurprlse Party" held
forth at the Boyd In an operatic comedy
entitled "Pop." Among the players were
John A. Mackey, George Fortesque and
Kate Claxton.
The Union Pacific base ball club beat
the Springflclds, 8 to 3, yesterday.
The Harmonic society Is having sue
cesrful rehearsals with Prof. O.' F. Meyer
as director and Miss Maggie Bolter as
accompanist.
The benefit concert of the Haratoxa
Congregational Bunday school has been
postponed, owing to the death of Mrs,
Wilbur, the organist who was to have
participated In the concert.
The finder ot a black onyx scarf pin
Is Invited to return It to Mrs. .Stephen,
1100 Howard street.
Dr. C. H. Phllpott, for the last year n
resident of Omaha, leaves for Danville,
Vn., where he will be associated In prac
tice with his brother.
C. D, Kountze of Denver Is registered
at the Paxton,
Mr. and Mrs. Tom Orr ore back from
thn cast.
Tho Missed Frankln anil Joule Barton
havo returned from Washington,
Tho bricklayers' union has adopted
memorial resolutions for Henry Shaw, a
deceased member.
J. 8. Meyer, for two years an active
orker in tho Young Men's Christian as
sociation, has accepted the position of
secretary In the association at Elgin, III.
Twenty Years Ago
Charles F Drexel left for Hot Springs,
S. D., In search of health.
The city council, led by Hascall,
Wheeler and Saunders, voted down scv-
ral vetoes' of Mayor IJemls, locking
horns with his honor and sustained in
office Street Inspector Wlnshlp, to whom
the mayor was opposed.
The executive committee of the Omaha
Commercial club voted to unite with the
fforts of Council Bluffs business men
toward securing a 5-cent fare between
thejie two cities, Dnn Farrell wanted to
know If Council Bluffs would take up
some of Omaha's grievances against the
railroads If Omaha agreed to help It in
the fare fight and was told It would. A
committee of Council Bluffs men was
heard at the Commercial club's meeting.
News of the marriage in Milwaukee of
T. J. Mahoney of Omaha and Miss
Helena Llpps, sister of Mrs. T. B. Mlna
han, was received with some surprise by
friends here. Mr. Mahoney had kept
nis nttie secret to lilmsoir and about a
week ago quietly slipped out of town
without saying whero ho was going.
They went to Washington on a honey
moon trip, expecting to be In Omaha
soon to take up their residence In a home
already prepared by Mr. Mahoney.
Marrlago licenses were issued to
James Johnson and Settle Johnson of
Omaha, William Gentleman of Omaha
and Llrxlo O'Malley of Dubuque, la.;
Merrltt L. Allen of McArdle and Char
lotte Price of Omaha and Vaolode Blazclc
and Antonla Stepnlskl of Omaha.
Tea Years Ago
Citizens packed Washington hall and
gave Mayor Moores a great ovation
when he, as a candidate for re-election.
appeared to adJiMM them. Beside tho
mayor, Edward Rosawater, Ed J. Cor
nish, W. J. Connell, City Clerk Bill El-
bourn. City Treasurer Qua Hennlne.
spoke, and Robert fowell, chairman of
the republican cltv committee, presided.
City Engineer Uosewater, who hod com
pletely recovered from a spell of sickness,
left for Kansas City on a business trip
Friends gathered nt the home ot M
and Mrs. George MoCtilado, 1C2S South
Sixteenth street, In the nvenlng, to help
them celebrate their fittcenth Wedding
anniversary.
Harold Hamilton, chief ot the clerk
staff at the Ilor Granc. was receiving
congratulations upon hl:i appointment an
manager ot the New Franklin hotel at
Deodwood, S. T) wneie he was prepar
Ing to go.
Omaha beat the Kansas City league
team 9 to 0 at Vinton street park. Com
panion and Ooni'mi wero Omaha's bat
tery, Halla, Sml'n and Ulrlch for Kan-
i City. Gonding made two thrcc-'j.vH'-
gers and Companion and Joe Dolan eazh
doublod.
nisnop scanniii lMiio.med tho ccri.-
mony that mnd Mr. T. Francis Km
nedy and Miss Jjjjphlne Stanton man
and wife In the banquet room of tho
Paxton hotel In the evening. It waa a
very pretty wedillrg The bride waa nt
tended by her sister, Mrs. Kalk, of Wash
Ington. D. C m matron of honor, and
the groom by his bi other, J. A. C. Ken
nedy, Mr. and Mrs. Kennedy left for
California for c honeymoon trip, having
taken the H. H. Baldrlge home, 2963
Pacific street, for occupancy June 1.
People Talked About
Eastern editors threaten to Indict Vice
President Marshall for violating his
pledge of four years ot silence.
Mrs. Oeo'rge Hill of Wllkesbarre, Pa.,
was forced to travel fifteen miles stand
Ing on the bumper ot a freight train
wnicn got in motion wnue she was
climbing over It as It blocked a street.
Dr. Clarence John Blake, Harvard's
well known otologist, announces that the
world of tomorrow will be a noiseless
dream, free from olamor, clangor and
the automobile scream of the lost soul,
Speed tho noiseless tomorrow. Mean
while, keep a-going with eye peeled.
A man named Smith, accompanied by
his wife and children and owning noth
ing but k team of horses, settled In
North Grant township, Kansas, In the
early '80s. The Smith family today num
bers seventy members, representing four
generations, and owns practically the
whole .township.
Dr. Simon N. Patten, of the University
ot Pennsylvania, lecturing at Columbia
university, says every man who gets
mora than J IS a week Is receiving more
from society than he contributes In cre
ative work. Dr. Patten goea to his sta
tistics and there brings out the law of
averages to prove that nothing created Is
worth more than $15 a week.
There's trouble on the mind of Leo
Strauss, a New York jeweler. When
young and slender some three years ago
he rented a shop three feet wide by
eighteen feet deep, which left him a
margin ot two feet for exercise. He proa
ptred exceedingly, especially at the
waist line, so that the copious space of
yesterday has become a squeeze today.
Leo announces between sobs that he
must move Into larger quarters to keep
the buttons on bis vest.
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Twice Told Tales .
Mode thr Chief I'nilrrstund.
A Kansas City minister, visiting an In
dian reservation Jn Idaho, Inquired of a
government agent whero the missionary
could be found.
"The chief can probably tell you," re
plied the agent, pointing out his tent.
"Clasp your hands, look heavenward and
ask, 'Jesus man?' He wilt understand
you doubtless."
The reverend gentleman did as directed.
"I presume you are seeking tho mission
ary7" replied the Indian In excellent
Kngllsh. "Plcaso be seated, sir. He will
be In presently. If you will excuse mo I
will go down to the agency and lambast
Into unconsciousness that fool clerk who
directed you here." Kansas City Jour
nal. DlvlilPit In Dentil.
Sam Bernard was talking n't the Lambs
In New Vork about the recent nrrest'of
some foreign dancers on the score of lm- I
modesty.
"Of course, these dancers were oil
right." he said, "and they got off. ThIr
arrest was dictated by prudery. Such
prudery reminds me of a hospital I
know.
"In the building of this hospital a cold
storage chamber for the accommodation
of dead bodies was Included. Ono of the
hospital doctors. In going through this
cold storage chamber, found that a par
tition divided It In two.
" 'What's this partition for?" he asked.
" 'Oh, sir.' said the foreman primly,
'that's to keep the soxes apart.' "
Thr Point of View.
George Ade, at a dinner In New York,
urged a subtler use of words. "Use
words with delicate care." he safd. "Ob
serve all subtle distinctions. Never write
'vision,' for Instance, when 'sight' Is what
you mean.
"There Is no difference between 'sight
and vision,' Interrupted an editor.
"No?". said Mr. Ade. "And yet, Billy,
when you and I passed each other on
Broadway yesterday, tho girl I was with
wos h vision, whllo the one with you wns
a elght."-I.lfe.
Fine for Mamma.
Wttle Sarah was watching her mother,
who was Ironing some linen,
"Is It hard work to Iron, mamma?'' she
asked.
"Pretty hard, sometimes," the mother
replied.
The llttlo girl was thoughtful a mo
ment, then she exclaimed:
"Oh, mamma, wouldn't It be fine If you
had married a Chinese laundrymanT "
Voungstown Telegraph.
Chlnn'a Position.
Wu Ting-Fang, former Chinese ambas
sador, sent recently to a Washington lady
an Interesting letter about tho situation
In tho new republic.
"You ask, dear madam" so the letter
ran "which side China would take If cor-
tam powers began to squabble over It.
"Well, madam, I would ask you In re-
turn If you ever saw a hulf-dozen hobs
fighting over a bone. I hear you answer
yes,' And now I would ask you
' 'But did you ever see the bono do
any fighting?" Washington Post.
In MournlnK.
At a dance tho other night we are told
that a gentleman approached a timid lady
ana said to her, "May I have the next?"
JSot tho next, but perhaps the one
after ,the next." answered tlje lady.
wny no you oiscnntlnate?"
"The next Is a two-step, but the one
after Is a slow waltz. You see I am In
mournlngl'fCleveland Plain Dealer.
Political New Brooms
Jersey City voted in favor of commis
sion government. Hoboken, Bayonne and
Union Hill, nearby towns, rejected the
proposition.
An Informal measure of plumbing graft
in New York City puts tho annual net
profits nt $100,000. The political middle
man gets his bit, sure.
New York's new law reaffirms the civil
fights bill and enlarges tho penalties for
discrimination In public resorts against
persons on account .of race, creed or color.
Eastern editors who are happy only
when prodding political animals Joyfully
grab the towllno Intended to pull William
Randolph Hearst Into the United States
senuto next year.
The high and mighty Inspector of
weights and measures of Indianapolis
warns ico peddlers to carry approved
scales on their wagons after May 1 and
avoid connection with the official hot air
Pipe.
Some of tho homa papers call It the
"freak legislaturo of California." To
show the title Is merited these are some
of the freak measures considered: Pro
hlbttlng moving pictures of young women
whose skirts have been agitated by the
wind; canary birds to have cages not
less than three fet square; second-hand
underwear to be washed before sale; no
aviator to fly while drunk; citizens failing
to vote to be penalized; compelling real
estate dealers offering land to easterners
to tell the truth and nothing but tho
truth; establishing a minimum weight for
even dozen eggs sold In tho state. As
the session Is young, considerable add!
Hons to the freak crop are expected.
Stories in Figures
One American telephone company has
over 11,(10,000 miles ot wire In use.
The longest pier In New York harbor
is 900 feet In length. The Imperator due
at that port on May 14, is $19 feet long.
There are twenty-six chartered banks In
tho Dominion of Canada, with a total
paldup capital ot $55.83C.3?3. a reserve fund
of over $$0,000,000, and J.-9U branches.
American firearms are gaining popular
ity abroad. Exports last year totalled
$4,000,000 worth, against $1,750,000 worth in
1906. and less than $1,000,000 worth In 1911
Business In the New York Stock ex
change for the first three months of the
year U less by 4 per cent than the record
for the same period last year, I.egUU
tlon and prosecution wrecked many prom
Ising promotions.
The combined value of the export ot
brooms and brushes of domestlo manu
tacture from the United States to foreign
countries and the Philippine islands was
$t&,392 In the fiscal year 190S, S41.S1 In
1909, $604.4 In 110. $757,151 In 1911 and
$03,3 In 191!.
Last year the people of Chicago spent
$31,640,000 on music, of which $6,000,000
went for pianos, $3,0.10,000 for phonographs,
$3,000,000 for piano-player rolls and $1,100,
000 for symphony roncerts and the opera.
Of 11.000 pianos sold, 4,fi00, or 3 per cent,
were ot the self-playing variety,
TUeesUlerJ
ox
Democrat nnd the Knrmer.
YORK, Neb., April M.-To the Editor
of The Bee: I wish to ask through your
busy columns when the laws of fact and
logic were changed, for I read in the
World-Herald that the position of the
president was unassailable. Then In the
same paper I found something like this:
"The president says the tariff must
come down, no matter who it .hurts, so
the people can get their living cheaper."
Then a protest goes up from the farmer
and the president alms to put him to
flight by saying that he was not pro
tected anyway; as there was no Importa
tion of his wares, It could not hurt "him
Now, why must It come down In their
line if it does not affect them. And If
this Is so how can It hurt the other fel
low now, or how will It help him to re
move It. That may be democratic logic,
but It should have a label on It, as com
mon people would never tako such a
looking critter for logic. But it Is on a
par with a party that with great acclaim
and much Jesture declares for "Equal
privileges to all, and special privileges
to none." And then put wool on a free
trade basis and give sugar protection,
when the promise was no protection, no
free trade, but tariff for revenuo only.
but if you will ask tho schoolboy where
these things Krow you can see very easily
where the milk In that cocoanut came
from. And that Is what some people
call statesmanship. Hut one thing Is clear
as mud the very rich and those high In
office have a given income. So they can
live cheaper, what care they for the pro
ducer or the laborer?
FRANK UN POPE.
I.rttlnK the Prnplc Ilnle.
HUMPHREY, Neb., April 24. To the
Editor of The Bee: Congressman Steph
ens' letter in The Bee a few days ago
to the voters of this district regarding1
method of appointing postmasters, read
very much like a Joke, Insofar as the
town of Humphrey Is concerned. Ho has
let it be known broadcast over the
district that the primary Bhail govern In
his recommendation, yet In a letter to a
personal friend here he says he will.
and. In fact, has recommended a candi
date without regard to the primary or
giving the other applicants an opportunity
O voice their protests.
Ninety per cent of the voters of Hum
phrey are democrats, but It seems that
he thinks that democratic voters are In
capable of choosing their postmaster, nnd
wants the primary system to be used only
h republican communities.
It is rumored that his decision not to
allow a primary was arrived at shortly
after Congressman's Stephens' visit to
Lincoln, during the last session of the
legislature. One of tho applicants for
the Humphrey office Is a member ot tho
legislature and was approached and
solicited to vote for the purchase of tho
Fremont Normal by the state. This ho
refused to do. It was said at the time I
that unless he voted for the bill to buy i
the Normal he would never rccclvo Mr. i
Stephens' endorsement. Whether tho
party spoke with authority or not may j
never be known,' but the Humphrey peo-,
pie are to be denied what they thought
was their right under the oJten repeated
promise of their congressman, as far us
a recommendation of Congressman Steph
ens Is concerned.
Why not bo plain about It. Democrats
will not be allowed to choose their post
masters, but In republican cities tho pri
mary will be allowed, if Congressman
Stephens can gain credit for It regardless
of the rights ot tho people.
M. A. ANDREWS.
Frisco and Omaha.
SPALDING. Neb., April 24.-To the
Editor of The Bee: In The Bee of recent
date appeared an article headed "Frisco
and Omaha: A IJttle Debate." This
might Imply that San Francisco was not
grateful for what Nebraska had done for
them after their terrible disaster of 1906
I am sure that this Is an error, as I be
lieve these people to be- a very apprecia
tive, liberal people. I enclose herewith
letter from a representative business
man of San Francisco, a former Nebras.
kan, which I believe to express tho feel
ing of a majority of their people.
It was our own representatives' who
headed off a great many dollars to this
relief fund, I believe with regret later.
It is pleasing to see how well Nebraska
has done almott alone in the way of re
lief and the good work that the commit
tees are doing.
The Union Pacific Is surely doing a nice
thing In relief of their employes who were
caught in the tornado. In fact. Is always
doing nice things for Omaha, which is an
other reason why the million-dollar hotel
should be named The Overland.
HARRY A. RILEY.
Oh, It Can't lie True.
WINNETTOON. Neb.. April 23,-To the
Editor of The Bee; I have heard a great
many people say Congressman Stephen
has gone crazy. Will you please answer
in your question department It It Is so?
Z. L. LIMBT.
Editorial Siftings
Chicago Tribune: If the secretary of
the navy haa no objection, however, "Lar
board Watch. Ahoy!" will be sung at
suitable Intervals In the same old way.
Philadelphia Ledger: In his very suc
cessful essay Thomas Jefferson Bald all
men were born free and equal; but they
don't keep that way long, especially when
Jefferson's party haa an Income tax and
11,00) exemptions.
Brooklyn Kagle; Senator Works of
California blames the newspapers for
"making public men ridiculous." If this
were true, law might properly step In.
The usurping of nature's kltdly oftico
ought to be a felony everywhere.
Chicago Record-Herald: Nebraskahaa
passed a law prohibiting the marriage of
whites and orientals, it must be ad
mitted that the white man does not come
Into court In this case with clean hands,
as the sad annals of China, and Japan
amply testify.
Pittsburgh Dispatch: Em'.llo Gomez,
who has avowed his candidacy for presi
dent of Mexico, declines an Invitation
from Huerta to visit the City of Mexico,
Benor Gomez is a gentleman of per
spicacity and discretion, with round Judg
ment as to what Is good for his health.
Springfield Republican: The painful
statement Is made In a letter to a New
York pPr by a man who was long en
gaged In Inspecting fruit and vegetable!
for commission merchants that In an ex
perience of twenty years he has 'rarely
found a package put up by the farmers
to be anything like Its top lay re, ' Can
thU be true?
MIRTHFUL REMARKS.
"I thought sou meant tn net vnur hn.
band to go to church."
wen. I did my best. Hut last Sun
day morning he complained of an attack
of nsthtna and declared he couldn't go."
Same old wheeze, eh?" Cleveland
i lajn iscaicr.
Blx I believe nverv man ahmiM nn, v,i
own home, don't you 7
uu-ourei jna as many other people's
8b he can.-Boston Transcript.
Edlth-I will wait for the Ideal man be
fore I marry.
Ethel But unnnti h n-am n .....
an Ideal woman? Boston Transcript.
"I wouldn't associate with him. I
understand he's served a term In
prison?"
"That's true, but it was for an offense
Involving a million dollars or more;
nothing really disgraceful, you know."
Detroit Free Press.
"My husband," she said, "always wants
me to look my best, no matter what tho
cost."
iJ'rt1' ""Mend replied, "ono can
Hardly blame him for feeling as he does."
-Chicago Record-Herald.
1Saklr"nAro you Bol,1K to nve tho wed
Mlss ofdglr? frth Whe" y" marry
Young Hardup-Not much, old man!
Mine will be an untolled agony.
"She doesn't glvo any moro of her fa
mous dinners."
"No, she's economizing. Slio gives lit
erary teas. Ten literary teas cost no
more than one dlnncr.' -Clevcland Plain
Dealer.
"Papa wanted to know whether you
were a good business man." she con
fided. "Havo you any Idea why ho asked?"
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'I guees It waa because you never
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Chicago Tribune.
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