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6 TITO BEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY, APRIL 22, 1913. Till OMAHA DAILY BEE Jxl NDl.1 1 Y KUV A 11 IMjti S KWATKH M I TO 1 1 HOSE W ATKU.KDlTOit 11E1. nT lI.lllNO.'KAItKAM AND 1TT1I. Kntcrtil at Omaha postoftlce as second- dats matter. . TKHMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: I? tr lay Ilee one year ' fat'rda- Bee, one year J-JS I n: y Hce without Sunday, one year., w Ually Hoe. and Sunday, otve year . DKMVEKRP BT rAimiKIt. Evening and Sunday, per month...... w Evening, without Sunday, per month.. go Iai y hce, In-ludlns Sunday. Jr mo. .sac Daily Ucc. without Sunday, per mo...;Jc Address all complaints of irregularities inde jvery to 'ity circulation Dept. ltEMlTTANCK Hcmit by draft, expree or postal order, pajable tu Tho Hee Publishing company. Oty 2-rent stamp received In payment of fmal accounts. Persons! rneuks. ex cept on Omaha and eastern exuionge. not iKctpted. 0KFICK8: Omalia The Ilee building. Bouth Omaha MIS N street. Council Wuffs-ll North Main street. I r cln 2 Little btttldlng. Chicago KM Marquette building. Nov Ynrk 1104-2S Fifth Ave. St Louis-503 New Hank of Commerce. aahlngton - 7J6 Fourteenth St.. N. w COIlItESrONDBNCK. Communications relating to news and rd'torlnt matter should be addressed Oiraha Hoe Kdltorlat department. MAItCil Clltcm.ATION. 52,544 tate of Nebraska. County of Douglas, s: Dwlsht Williams, circulation managir t Tho Bee Publishing company. b""B jlu'y sworn, savs that the overage dally trculatl.'n for the month of March. 191 us 62.M1. DWIGUT WILLIAMS, Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before mo this Sd day of Aprn. 1913. rtOBBHT HUNTER. (P-al.) Notary Public. Subscribers lenrlnn the city temporarily should linre The Ilee mnlleit to them. Address will bo rhnimril nm often ns requested. The Relief Work. Tho relief work for tho tornado sufferers bus been splendidly done and Is now about finished. Regular rhnrifv nrcniilzntlnnn -will tnVo earn of what ronialns and requires morel permanent nfwlBtanco. Our people rofio promptly and gallantly to this crisis and novcr tired In their zeal nnd effortn to alleviate distress and succor wants. Thoy approached the task In a spirit of solf-sacrlflco and couplnd this with raro business sys tem and skill. Aside from this, tho most notable fcattiro of tho groat campaign has boon tho general unanimity and har mony of action. All elements of the community readily blended their ef forts for common good and tho re sults as watchtyl in the process of tho work aro not short of romark ablo. The work "was carefully laid out, always with a view to propor tioning of the needs to tho supplies available, and as a consequence not only has no one suffered needlessly, but thero Is n surplus Instead of a shortago in food und clothing re sources. With city officials, business men, women from their homes, lodges, churches, societies, all joining in this great temporary vocation of helping tho helpless, wo havo had a most Improsslvo object lesRon of the facil ity with which a large, unwloldly population odaptB itsolf under stress of groot emergencies to tho common weal. Suroly thero is something In tho democracy of calamity and sor row that brings out and develops tho very best thero is In us all. 1 1 . LOOKltK UxisD COMPILED oa $ BackWari Omali in umana 'ROM DEC TILES ? ooa APIUIj 2. It Is natural for frogs to croak. But who wants to bo a frog? I Oentle spring's foud ombraco is beginning to havo bohio warmth to it "Every day," says an exchange, "London rcsldonts cat 430 tons of mutton." Hah! Tho "call of tho wild" at this fccason is tho roar of Uio crowd when jtho homo team loses. With hlB 23-ycar-old son as parlia mentary advisor, Speaker Clark, wo aro Burc, can novor go wrong. ' Thoso Belgium strikers are, as wo understand it, determined to fight for peaco even unto tho bitter end. Tho father of Arbor day has boon gathered to his fathers, but tho troo planting goes steadily on. South Omaha apparently would not bo happy if it did not havo a city eloctlon' ovory year. A scientist oxprcsBCs tho bollof that wo aro not far onough ndvancod to appreciate euthanasia. Advanced or degenerated? Where it the Money to Come FroraT Tho chief defect found In tho present city charter by our several city commissioners Is Inadoouato fuiuls to do tho work oxpoctod. With unlimited rcsourcos tho city authori ties could respond to overy legltlmato domand made upon them, but with a restricted municipal pockotbook, and most of tho monoy pre-empted In ad- vanco for unavoidable necessities, tho opportunity to branch out Into now Holds, or to onlnrgo the public serv ice, Is not promising. It must bo ro- momborod, however, that tho city is but the aggregato of tho peoplo nnd property in It, nnd that tho Individual property owners aro undor llko limi tations that prevent thorn from doing n lot of things they would llko to do If thoy only had tho monoy. No ono denies that many good suggestions aro. constantly being mado for Ira proved municipal activity of one kind or another, but a fow suggestions on how to ralso tho additional monoy to foot tho bills would bo pertinent and timely. Mr. Bryan had bettor look out for offlco-scokors among tho good littlo boys attending his Sunday school classes. Vlco Prosldont Marshall novor ap peared mora brilliant than whon standing In tho reflected light of Senator J. Ham Lewis. A Missouri judgo, htmsolt a lawyor, says th a reporter's account of a law Bult is as accurate ub a lawyer's. Wo know It all tho tirao. This proposal to place Colonel Goothals' portrait on tho now $10,000 Panama bond looks like a movo to rolcgato him to obscurity. After all, President WIlBon seems to havo discarded his bicycle. Por haps on the theory that thero aro onough wheels around already. If Itov. Billy Sunday Is to heir clean up Omaha, it is too bad ho could not havo conio in tlmo to as slst In removing tho storm debrlB, It would not bo surprising If Con gressman Lobcok offerod an amond inent to the democratic tariff bill placing baso ball tickets on tho free Jist If tho new president of tho D. A R. is not flattered by tho photo graphers, tho buccoss of her candl dacy would bo less surprising If tho men voted. The Report of the Layman. Tho rofereo in a contempt case botwoon n Kansas City newspaper and a Judgo, finding for tho paper says: Your commissioner finds that from tha ovldenco submitted and considered that the article referred to was substantially trim nnd ns nearly a correct report of court proceedings as could be expected from a layman and the experience of your commissioner has boon that many lawyers would have made as many errors as nppour In this article. First, that Is a stout trlbuto to tho reporter who wroto the story, and second a Just recognition of tho gen- oral accuracy of tho modorn nowspa per. It may not bo tho view of ovory lawyor, at loast ovory lawyer may not bo so frank In his admls slons as this ono is. Pooplo would havo less causo for criticism of the Inaccuracy of nowspapor reports if thoy would cultivate a nioro sympa. thotic appreciation of the work of tho reporter in getting tho facts. In difference, reluctance, solf-lntercst and hostility aro four barriers con stnntly encountered by roportors In gathering tho Information thoy seek iThls togethor with tho necessity for rapid work and therefore tho Impos slblltty often of verifying ovory mln uto dotall of a story, make It remark ubie, not uiat tno avorage paper makes errors, but that It makes bo fow orrors. "I honestly favor tho principle, of civil service," doclaros Governor Morehoad, and thon vetoos a bill ap plying tho civil sorvlco principle to state Institutions. The Iowa loglslaturo has enacted 'workmen's compensation law. It's n safe guess that it Is strikingly dif ferent in several Important features from tho Nebraska law. Kansas City is furnishing water meters Installed for $3.10 as com pared with a charge of $11.25 in Omaha. But then, tho Kansas City plant Is not run by a $5,000 a year lobbyist. It Is urged that the police raids of disorderly resorts is stimulated by tho knowledge that forfeited cash bonds go to replenish the police relief fund. Yes, but that docs not ox plain the sheriffs raids. Another sign of democratic har mony may be found in the fact that democratic congressmen in several western states have organized In opposition to the reduction of the tariff on farm products. The Half Holiday. President Wilson proposes to knock off work at Saturday npon and take at least a half-holiday each wook for his personal recreation He thlnkB ho ncodB that much free dom from tho groat responsibilities of hlB offico, and undoubtedly It will to ml to incroaso his efficiency as well as his ability to hold up under his task. With this no ono will find fault. In this day of rather strenu ous pace, when business generally Is geared to a high tension, it becomes easy for an Industrious mind to over work tho body and ovon the mental powers, thoniBolves. President Wll son's temporamont is such as to save him from shirking or falling short of a fair day's work, although in this ho Is no different from his prodeccs sors in offico. Like them, he has serious appreciation of tho executive duties and would bo Inclined, If ho followed his natural bent, rather to overdo than to slight. There Is war rant for saying that Increased siren uoslty In the dally toll of the presi dent need not preclude the posslbll ity of sufficient relaxation and dl version, wbethor on the tennis court the golf links, horseback riding or even the meek and lowly bicycle. It Is a good thing to have the legal power to vote restoration bonds, but It is doubtful If wo will have to use It unless another tornado swoops down on us. Aimed at Omalia Thirty Years Ago Jim Stephenson's brick barn sheltered as Its guest "Ht. Julian," tho king of the turf, record. 2.11U, together with some other note1 racers stopping on their way cast from Han Francisco J T. Allan, secretary of the Btate Hor ticulture, society, asks for early Informa tion In tho work of Arbor day, so that Nebraska may show as tho foremost state In tho union In forest growing. The favorite summer attraction at Fort Omaha-dress panulo has been resumed every evening an hour before sunset ox cept Saturdays and Hundays. A committee consisting of A. Dorman. L. Jlaapke, William Belvers, J. P. Lund and Julius Meyer have been placed In harge for arrangements for n grand summer night festival to be given by the Concordia at Metz' garden next month. Mrs. D. J. O'Donohoo started with her child to spend the summer In Ohio, Mr. CDonohoe accompanying them aa far as Chicago. Prof. A. V. Nightengale, formerly con nected with our public schools, camo In from California. Dr. B. M. Chadwlck has returned from three months' visit cast Dr. Lowe and Mr. Graff are back from visit to the west Tim annual encampment of the Omaha Sportsmen's club will be located at the north of the Rawhide and will continue for three days. In tho county board's list of appropria tions Is an item of $1,000 for the services of John C. Cowln ns county attorney. Twenty Years Ago- Local detectives were not on tne trail f a clover young woman who hod, been bookkeeper for a large printing estab lishment, with $Z7S of whosi money she had nbsconJod. Joo llowlcs, one tho widest known men In Omaha md nn old citizen, fill diiiu at Twenty-fourth and Parker streets at fl m. Ho h&d been 111 for antwi r.ine. Judgo Ambrose was confined to his rooms at tho Madison with miliaria. The store of James McVI:t, ?J01 Vcrth Thirtieth street, was entered at night by thieves, who got away wl'.n some tjoo'is. Hulldlng Inspector Tilly left for WhIkc, where Mrs. Tilly was visiting, lo remain over Sunday. O. W. Crawford, secretary of the Trans- mlsslsslppl Commercial congress, left for Ogden to attend the session of the con gress thero tho following wvok. Henry Vosa finished his fUnt fir the upcrlntendency of construction of the new federal building, being ud.L-el by wire from Washington that his scrvlcj hnd finally veen accepted. Ten Years Atri Owing to severe illness at tno homo or T. W. Taliaferro, tho wedding of Miss Josephine Carey Stanton and T. F. Kennedy was arranged to take place at tho Paxton hotel April 25 at 8:30 p. m. Mayor Moo res announced his intention to reappoint President J. H. Evans to tho Board of Park Commissioners. Mayor Moores named these Omahans as delegates to the National Good Roads convention In Bt. Louis April 27-29: Vic tor llosewater, C. 8. Montgomery, Htephen A. Droadwell, Joseph A, Con nors, James K. Uoyd, James Welch, A V. Klnsler, John Utt L. H. Braaioy and T. C. Uyrne. Mrs. Dalton Rlsley was delightfully surprised by a "ranch shower" by the Strollers at her home. Mr. and Mrs Rlsley wero preparing to lcavo soon to make their home on a ranch in western Nebraska and their guests showered upon them many articles useful to ranch folk. Qermanla hall was a festive place, where folk reveled In the Joys of a sliver wedding, the celebration of County Treasurer nnd Mrs, I3sasscr. Tho ten children born during theso twenty-five years and other relatives were present, In addition to many friends to make it a memorable affair. Supper was served as the culmination of the happy event People Taked About Reaver City Times-Tribune: Omaha I refused in rftealVA nUt tnr tnrtiarln llf. 1 fcrers from outside the state. This was a sensible and admirable spirit. In fact, Omaha needed no aid from outside Ne braska, and what little she received from loyal Ncbraskans she was Justly entitled to. Stand up for Omaha! L'lysscs Review: , The men who have charge of tho relief work and restora tion fund In Omaha should not be "called" for their seeming slowness In action. They arc not slow, they are careful, as wo all know that In this day there aro men, and women, too, who to get more would use fraud to get It. The men cannot bo too careful. Alma Record: Won't It be funny when some of theso 1913 Nebraska statesmen go beforo the people upon their "record7" -Omaha Hce. No. It will bo no laughing matter for tho aforesaid statesmen, es pecially should they aspire to another term. The Ree further rematks: "Tho Nebraska legislature of 1913 Is a standing argument against tho need of more fre quent sessions of a legislature." Tho wrltor Is also of the opinion that It Is a standing argument In favor of the abol ishment of the legislature entirely ond the creation of a commission form of state government, as suggested in these columns last week. Rlalr Pilot: Some of tho big business men of Omaha urn forming themselves Into corporations to avoid paying tho now Income tax. It seems there's a Joker In the proposed Income tax law that ox- mptB Incomes from stocks or dividends corporations. Tho advantage Is that the corporation tax is but 1 per cent on any amount whereas tho Income tax Is graduated affair, bolng 1 per cent on Incomes from J1.000 to iM.ono. 2 nn in. comes from J20.OO0 to IM.000 and 3 on all Incomes over 1100.000. It's our nnlnlnn that Joker had best bo knocked out be fore tho bill Is passed, for incomes from stocks or corporations should pay the samo rates as Incomes from any other sources. Reatrlco Express: Omaha Is happly In er rejuvenation. People have set aside their downcast spirit caused hv the Uaster Sundny tornado, nnd they nro working good-naturedly side by sldo to rebuild. Many of the homes already erected for those who lost their own property, and many of thoso provided for renters refurnished throughout and rent paid in advance, are bettor homes than thoso destroyed in tho storm. Hu man llfo cannot be restored, but property can nnd Is being restored. York Times: Some Omaha people hnvo been very busy trying to figure out whether or not C-od sent the cyclone, and If so, why ho did It Others havo been Just aa busy organizing relief committees and repairing tho damage. Nebraska City Press: Some Jokesmlth has suggested thnt Omaha's police force bo cut down to twelvo mon, six In the daytime and six at night Six In the day time might be all right, but we'll take a tolemn oath, backed by personal ex perience, that 6,000 at night couldn't prop erly cover the town. Wakefield Republican: An Omaha soap factory has contracted to furnish tho Indian reservation supply stntlon with 600,000 pounds of laundry and toilet soap, which will approximately amount to ten carloads. This Is surely enough to keep some of them clean. Friend Telegraph: Omaha Is complain ing of the smoko nuisance. Stop smok ing, brethren, stop smoking. Smoko only aids cyclones anyway. Nellgh Leader: Now thnt tho amend ment has been ratified for direct election of senators there is an excellent prospect thnt pooplo a choice. At Sorenson of Omaha, may land the office he has long sought and greatly deserved. Al has ono advantage, over most of the aspirants for tho office, he does not 'pretend that tho country will go to the dogs If he Is not elected, but admits he wants the job whether anybody else desires him to havo It or not and that he Is Just as com petent as the next man to sign a salary voucher. What Webster Said About Law-Making Under a now law New York office holders must live In the state or quit tho Jobs. Quy Lowell, the architect of the new county court house In Now York, will receive W0O.O00 as his fee. Mrs. J. Rockwell Coombs of Forest IIIIls, X, J., who led an expedition from Paris to Naples, wilt lead a caravan trip across the continent, to start in May, in behalf of woman suffrage. Ltmrles Henderson, who conducts a milk business In Rockland, Me,, boasts that ho missed but two trips from the head of tho bay since Great storms prevented him from having a per fect record. W. Churles Matthews, tho watchman and janitor for a manufacturing company at West Chester, Pa., has completed a full year of service without losing a day lie worked seven days a week, of sev enty-four hours. Prof. Edward L. Nichols of the depart ment of political economy hns been ap pointed dean of Die college of arts and sciences of Cornell university by the trus tees. He succeeds Dean Charles Hull who recently resigned. Ta discovery of ft- woman named Susan "Howling Horse on Uncle Sam's payroll In Washington, supplies a largo vein of levity for paragraphera. As Busan draws a pretty fat pay check she rarely works the middle name. Nebraska's Elysium Twice Told Tales Chicago Inter Ocean. Elysium has been found on earth. It is but another name for the llttln town of Hampton, Neb. There ltfe moons along, with no care upon the horizon, none of the mundane Ilia which afflict the com mon run of humanity, no trouble of any sort. There was an election scheduled for April 1. But what are elections to Hamp ton? "We Just forgot about the election. We shall try not to let It happen again." So explains a member of the town board. But why "try not to let It hap pen again?" Why, when gifted with so admirable an ability to forget the cares of the world should Hampton try to be like other places? The 630 Inhabitants have discovered nepenthe. Those blissful COO of Hampton are envied of all mankind, for they are without earthly sorrow and their thoughts are In the realms supernal. Cooled Off. Ren Johnson, representative from Ken tucky, Is a resourceful person. While he was presiding over a long and splrttod congressional Investigation not long ago two of the attorneys Involved began to call each other liars In parliamentary language. Finally ono of them went almost to the limit by saying: "That statement you made was falo, and you made It knowingly." Every one looked for fight, while a peaceably Inclined congressman sug. gested that the matter bo stricken from the record. "I suggest," said Representative John son, standing up to his full height, which Is over six feet, "that the committee take a short recess, so that the gentlemen In volved will not bo bound by parliamentary laws In their manner of settling their difference." There was no more calling of names during that hearing. Washington Star. The Jnnttor and the lViinn(, Earl Godwin, who writes human-ln terest stuff for several newspapers, went to the Department of Agrlculturo in Washington one day, and secured a peek of diseased peanuts. The scientists In th department wre having a hot argument as to whether or not the peanuts. If eaten would kill a human being, and Godwin took tho edibles to his office to have them photographed. He saw a big story in the fact that tho hlgh-browed scientific men could not tell when a peanut wai fatal. The next morning, when he entered hi office he found that the whole peck was gone. He Instituted a search, and finally discovered that the colore! Janitor had stolen and eaten the peanuts. Aiter keeping the Janitor under obser vation for three days, and seeing that he neither peeked nor pined, Godwin aban doned his story, nnd wrote to the depart me.nt: "Quit arguing. The peanuts are harm less." Popular Magazine. Off the Fence. "I dunno how Hill's n-goln" to vote In this election," said the campaign worker. "I've hearn tell he's on the fence." "He wuz thar," replied the neighbor, "but one o' the candidates let fall dollar on the off side o' the fence, and Bill got dlzxy an' fell over," Norma KUeVa Monthly. Printed in response to questions as to what Mr. Wsbster said abont dlrsot vote legislation in his ad dress prepared for the Denver Bar association. I am a believer that tho general policy of the statutory laws should be in har mony with tho will of the people. 1 am a believer In the further thought that the peoplo generally, after proper considera tion and discussion, decide questions of policy and principles of government cor- rectly. Rut I am skeptical of the policy and doubtful of the wisdom of being car ried away by each wavc of caprice or fancy that may temporarily sweep over the community. The drafting of statutory laws, like the framing of constitutions, requires experi ence nnd special training, nnd an Inti mate knowledge of facts; a familiarity with conditions and an understanding of human nature; and that knowledge which comes after consultation nnd investiga tion In tho committee room. Tradespeople do not read the laws. Mechanics and laborers do not rend tho laws. Iabor unions do not read the laws. Tho body of voters do not road the laws. When they want to know what tno laws ore, they consult some ono trained in the profession of the law. When suffering from the pains of a physical Injury thnt may require an op eration, wc do not submit the question to a vote of the people, but we employ an export surgeon. When wo want In formation relating to matters of history we do not make Inquiries of peoplo as sembled In moss convention, but we select one as Instructor by reason of his special accomplishments. When we build railroads and tunnel the mountains we Intrust the work to the best skilled en gineers whoso services can be obtained When tho state or the nation wishes to construct groat public buildings, -the de vising of tho plans and superintending of tho work Is Intrusted to skilled archi tects. When we want to make laws, common sense tells us that we should submit tho drafting of them to expert lawyers. The people assembled In a mass meet ing, or at a primary election, cannot make wise laws any more than they can create a philosopher, or write a poem, or paint a picture, or model h statue, or compose an opera. Wo might as well, In times of war, submit a plan of battle to the vote of the common soldiers as to frame laws by tho Initiative and referendum. And yet, how many let me put It the other way, how few of tho voters at such an election ever road the law they would enforce, or apply, or ever road tho section of tho constitution they would Interpret, or oven know the names of the judges they would recall. Under this modern doctrine the Judges of the su preme court of the United States would have been recalled when they handed down tho legal tonder decisions. Chief Justice Marshall' would havo been re called when he handed down those opin ions wherein he wrote the word "fed eral" In big letters In the constitution of the United States. The Ideal lawyer must be a man big. enough not to be carried away from tht evldenco and philosophy of the law by every heresy that may for the hour be come popular. Tho great body of the people ultlmatoly, after ample time for discussion and consideration, decide pub- ilo questions correctly, but many of the body politic frequently dccldo public questions erroneously. The colonics de cided wrongly when In their desire for democracy In government they adopted tho articles of confederation, and the error was not corrected until after nearly twenty years of misfortuno and discus sion, they adopted tho federal oonstitu. tlon on the basis of a representative republic. Tho peoplo of the southern states de cided wrongly when they accepted slaV' ery ns a divine Institution and adopted It as a part of the policy of their states, and It took half a century of discussion to correct the error. Kleven states of tha union decided wrongly when they voted to secede, on tho pretension that under the constitution a state could sever its connection with tho union whenever It pleased and it took four years of bloody civil war to correct that mistake. A great body of the people throughout tho north decided wrongly when they accepted the heresies embraced within the word "nonothinglsm" and adopted it as a plank in political platforms. A number of the great body politic com mltted a mistake when they insisted that the government should Issue a paper money as a legal tender In payment of all obligations, public and private, and organized the greenback party, and It took twenty years of discussion to satisfy them that they wertt in error. And so It was with the freo silver party, and it took ten years moro of discussion to satisfy them that they wore mistaken. The A. P. A.'s were equally In error, and It took from ten to twenty years of dis cussion to convince them thnt they were In error. as lawyers remain trtu to the philosophy and wlsJom of the law. The agitation for law reform Is super ficial In a great degree. As a general proposition It applies only to methods of procedure. We freely admit that In many cases there are needless delays In matters of procedure which might readily be remedied, but the philosophy of the law Is as true today ns It ever was, nnd can no more be ohanged In Its funda mental principles than the laws of gravi tation can be altered; nor can It bo so changed until our Increasing wisdom shall improvo the ethics of life. JOLLIES FROM JUDGE. Louise Hns Pauline's husband a hor ror of debt? Julia No; eho Is most happily married. Society Lender It's awful to havo these camera fiends after one! Popular Hero Yes, but Just think what It would be If they didn't notice us! "Th stars," said ho. "are alt aglow. Which ones aro evil? Do you know. "Oh, who replied. "I surely think, The evil stars nro those that wink." "Parcel post Is a great thing." "Yep," assented tho grocer. "You can stick a stump on a can of corn and send It right out to a farmer." Husbnnd I have Just heard of a woman who hns ten divorced husbands. Wife Well, well! Isn't It awful what overbearing wretches men nro getting to bo? Crawford Did Newrlch cut much of a swath In his trip around the world? Crabshaw Why, man, whenever he came to a public plncc, ho cut his name In the woodwork! to stay by tho fact that we hae ft fcuest room. "Have you decided what position i' will take on the tariff?" "No," replied the statesman with irat. constltutents. "I nm too bus thinktno of the position I nm likely to lose mi account of It." Washington Star. THE KICKER. never entirely New Tork Sun. When Rill was born the first thing thn. he did Was to kick nnd Hill jot rid Of that tralt-nll the time thnt Bill wnf a kid He kicked about things. He kicked for the love or It; kicked with a will; Ho kicked with precision and consum mate skill; Whenever a creditor would mall him u bill, William' would kick. i He kicked when Improvements came ti. the place. With mulish enjoyment and aslnln grace He loved to hit progress a kick in tht face; He'd his heart In the work. Howard Did the cook that you ex pected call to inspect tho house this morning? Mrs. Howard Yes; and sho was moved At Tied And St last the him; a rope round over a limb, hoisted him up vim; And, ns usual, Dill kicked. community wearied o' his neck, threw 11 with vigor and Peter regarded Bill's ghost with t frown: . "That way If you please take the car going down. If I did let you In nn 1 give you n I'rowr And a rubo and a harp and a nice pair of wings. Inside of a week you'd kick aboul things." And William, kc kicked. asm Resinol stops itching instantly It Is a fact that the moment Resinol Ointment touches Itching Bkins, the Itching stops and healing begins. With tho aid of Resinol Soap, it quickly cloars away all trace of eczema, ringworm, pimples, blackheads, or other tormenting, unsightly eruption, iejiving tho skin clear and healthy. And tho best of it is you need never hesitate to use Resinol Soap and Resinol Ointment Thero is nothinjr in them to injure the tenderest surface. Resinol is a doc tor's prescription which for eighteen years has been used by careful physicians for all kinds of skin affections. They prescribe Resinol freely, confident that its soothing, healing action is brought about by medication so bland and gentle ns to be suited to the most delicate or irritated skin oven of a tiny baby. Resinol is sold by overy druggist in the United States, but you can prove at our expense what it will do foryeu. Wo will send you byparcel post a liberal trial of Resinol Ointment and Resinol Soap. For FREE TRIAL use this coupon Send sample of Rutnol Ointment and Rxinol Soap tot Nama Straet and No-. Town -State - Cut ont and mall to Dapt Rclnol, Baltimore. Md. (Jta a pott card if you prafar. Resinol It Is no excuse for the Ideal lawyer to follow a leader in any of these false movement" becnuso he may be great In intellect, or learned In the general field of knowledge. History Is filled with the record of false leadership by extraor dinary men. All the most noted destroy ers and deceivers of the human race have been extraordinary men.' All the founders of arbitrary governments and false religions have been extraordinary men. Nine-tenths of all the calamities that have befallen mankind have had their origin In the union of high Intelli gence with selfish and ambitious desires. The Ideal lawyer should bo a man yrhose Judgment Is so balanced and whose Integrity Is so stable that he shall not follow the lead of these misguiding ex traordinary men, but shall stand faith ful to tho fundamental truths of govern ment and the sound philosophy of the law. All of tho Important statutes that have been enacted to meet every great crisis have been drafted by lawyers, and all the constitutions that have advanoed the liberties of the people have been writ ten by lawyers. A casual glance at our country's legislatlvo and judicial history will disclose that almost every great and substantial and statesmanlike movement that has redounded to our national honor has sprung from the brains of men who, were eminent as lawyers. All the great advancements In the world's progress from the Sargons of Assyria and tael Pharaohs of Egypt to America's Wash-' Ington and Lincoln have been accompa nied and fostered by the truths and 1 philosophy of the law It always has been so and It always will be so, as Ions' The Men Who Drive Pennsylvania Trains arc seasoned timber. They know every mile of the road. Clear-eyed, alerttrue ns steel It's mental comfort to ride behind them and know, that they are on the job. Pennsylvania Lines require highest efficiency in every branch of travel scrv ice. And they get it Multiple tracks, electric protec tion signals, rock ballasted roadbed and heavy oaken ties mean security, cleanliness, comfort en route. 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