14 TIIK BKK: OMAHA, TIiniSDAV, APRIL 17, 101.1 visiting nurses kept busy ; Real Dope on Lucrece Borgia Expounded by Ignatius D. Boob Have Cared for Many Since the Tor nado Struok Omaha. ANSWER TO OVER 700 CALLS Jacobs Hall Dispensary linn Ilrrn n Dnsr Place More Attention Will Now nc raid to Tnbcrcnloaln Work. Bh.ce the tornado the nurses of th Visiting Nurse association have taken care of eighty-four Injured, made lS visits and answered over "00 calls In con nectlon with Jacob Hall dispensary. Immediately after the summons for help wiui sounded after the tornado, all of the available local nurses belonging to the oriranlzatlon went Into service and some worked the entire night of the tornado. The following morning an extra force arrived from nearby towns and since then these have been relieved with other volunteers from other places. Mist Lillian Stuff was In charge of the local work and had the Red Cress asso ciation at her call. She did not deem It necessary, however, to go outside of the utate for help, although several delega tions arrived from lowa of their own free will. Bandaging and hdmlnlsterlng medicines did not take in all the duties that they performed, for In many Instances all that waa needed was human sympathy ex pressed to some nerve-shntterod Individ ual who needed nothing else. More attention will now be paid to the tuberculosis work of the dispensary. Seven Persons Fill House with Goods of Relief Station Enough articles secured from the re lief station to start a (?errtment store were found In a home on West Daven port street yesterday afternoon when a committee of women relief workers, ac companied by Police Officer Sam Morris, went out to Investigate the case. A married son was found to be living with his parents. There were seven per sona In the two families. The seven took turns In going to the relief station to ask for supplies. Once or twice when members of the family were questioned about the supplies that were being sent to the family they loudly protested that they were In great need. Through the requisitions made out for the various members of the 'lucky seven they accumulated four beds, two cots, and a sanitary couch, besides four tprlnm, twelve mattresses, ten blanket, fifteen comforters, fourteen pillows, I lourtcen pillow cases and six sheets. : They had great quantities of groceries' that wore Issued to them from the relief station; kitchen utensils enough to start a hotel and stoves to start n hardware store Reference to the card list at the ilef station showed that the Union Pa lflo Ilallroad company hod given the family J2S0. and that the Ancient Order of United Workmen lodgo hod given them $30. The relief committee nlso paid the rent of the family for one month. F. I. KlUck, assistant director of re lief, said no action would be taken ngainst the family. He also said he did not believe any effort would be made to re cover the goods. RALSTON RELIEF FUND CONTINUES TO GROW Tho Ralston relief fund continues to Brow, 1273.90 being added Tuesday: Previously acknowledged Sll.171.27 A lumber dealer 6.U0 Hugo F. muz, nth ana Douglas.. 10.00 The Pantorlum, 152 North Twenty-fourth, South Omaha 15.00 ji. tr. xoiis, mayor, Biaiioru, Kan. VI. uo Ut ay or D. W. Parks, Hampton, la. 8 .00 Mayor D. B. Toogood. Marcus, la, 44.40 Mayor L. L. Rebman. Okemah. Okl 9.00 Iyman Sand Co., Deel Rldg 10,00 Km pi re tirldgo Co K.oo lid J. Water 2.00 Wilson & Warren . 6.uo Fordyce Lumber Co., Pordyce, Ark 20.00 Freeman Smith Lumber Co.. Mill. vllle, Ark , 25.00 Mayor O. Tips, Runge, Tex 38. 60 WS HA SA HA SAi ( mzu Jtovxxz (xess ha say BY IGNATIUS D. IIOOR. Before anything further Is said, be It known that this Is written by the offlco low-brow. Get me? All right, nurse, shoot' Somewhere In the rafters of tho Orpheum theater Is a conglomeration of choice French words, propelled there by the voice of doubly-capltallied Divine Sarnh. In the sub-cellar there prances, figuratively speaking, several hundred htrcuscs, or In other words, considerable' few aegagrusvs, or, as they say In Iiox Hutte county, a flock of the genus capra of the family Rovldnc. Some folks, too, might designate, them as nannies, an goras, or Just plain goats. I got thero Monday night Just as Rltly Byrne hung up the S. R. O. Hlgn and I got some. That's how I got next It was when tho guy with tho Desperate Desmond look camo out and said, "ska toosh", or something, to Sarah, that I first noticed tho laxity of Jaw muscles and got hep to the goat thing. Then when Dauntless Durham camo out and tore his hair, of courso t saw tho plot right away. You see, Sarah, she played the part of the Missis, and the Desmond fellow, he was the Pa. They were talking about the Rourke's getting Homo, and the Missis, she says to Pa, In French. "I'll bet Omaha cops the pennant sure this year." (That's right, because I could tell by tho way the high-brows In the audience clapped.) Pa, he being the vllllun In tho play, was a Denver fan, and right off he started to boost this Grizzly pitcher, Ramey, He's Just telling about him be ing the only real spltter in the circuit when the Dauntless Durham guy chips in. You see, young Durham, he's a Rourko fan, too, and ho sides with his maw. As soon as he begins to tell about Thonmson hlttlnc .300 the highbrows !n tho boves started clapping again, so I knew that I had the lay sized up right Well, the old man, seeing that thero Is two of them against him, gets dis gusted, and, after offering to hot a mil lion frnnc on Denver, he throws the kid a sack full ot money and tells htm (In French) to go and buy a season ticket, If he wants to, ho don"t glvo a darn. Then he hnuls It off the stage nnd goes out with some soldiers to see what tho Cubs nrc doing. The Missis and the kid talk for a llttlo whllo about tho team and then they suddenly remember that the Rourkes Just got In from Oklahoma City, and tho kid, hu hikes out to sea If they look as good as the papers said. Thu Missis, she's got the lumbago, or something, and can't go too. so she Just sits down on a chair and feels bad about it That's all thoro Is to this Lucrece Horgla play. It was a squeeze play at that, for going out, a fellow told me It was only tho last act of a extra Inning presentation. Well, where the goat part of It comes In Is this. A lot of peoplo went thero nnd they couldn't mako out the wop talk of It They thought, because It was .all In French, It was something hlghbrowy, nnd thoy didn't think of nny natural subjects like base ball. If they had, thero'd bo a lot moro common people that saw the D, Sarah, satisfied. But at that, she was there with the motions, and say, she had a wlndup that looked llko a swing on now hinges. French Is some lingo when It Is ap plied to base ball, and every fan should know some. And It comes in handy, too, at a 12 show. General Eelief Fund Now $231,549 and Still More Coming Previously reported.... Through Omaha Dally Through Omaha Daily Cltlctt, Pcabody &. Co., Citizens of Madison. 8, Citizens of Wood River, Ht. Mary's Avenue wat, News.... Heo Chicago. D Congrega tional Sunday school. St. Mary's Avenue Congrega- tlonal church. Through Workl-Herald D2I.15 203.71 591. ai 200.0) G2.30 31.50 17.00 100.00 7H.5S Total 1231,549.76 Total. .$11,415.17 CORMACK FUNERAL TO BE THURSDAY MORNING The funeral of Thomas Cormack will be held from the residence, 1651 Bt Mary' avenue, at 6:45 a. m. Thursday morning and from St Phllomena's church, Tenth and William streets, shortly after V a' m. Interment will be In Holy Sepul cher cemetery. Surviving the deceased is the widow, Mrs. Mary A. Cormack of Omaha; a brother, John of Lee, Mass,; a lister, Mrs; Rose Shlme ot Springfield, Mass.; a brother, William II. Cormack ol Omaha, and a half-brother, George Blake ot this city. FLUSHING MACHINES TO START OUT ON MAY FIRST Street Commissioner Kugel will start four flushing machines In tho residence part of the city May 1, and will keep them going sixteen hours a day through out tho summer. "It's tho only way to keep the streets clean," said tho commis sioner, "and I have arranged to keep thm going almost continually." Forty White wings, "Individual block men," have been notified by the commissioner of street cleaning to appear henceforth In whllo uniforms. These men patrol the streets and keep them clean, being as signed to certain blocks. Auto drivers will be Instructed to watch out for these .workmen, who will not be held responsi ble In case of accidents, because the drivers are Biipposed to watch out for and drive clear of them. Dodge streets, she calmly lifted a cup of steaming hot coffeo and hurled It with fine deliberation and accurncy at the classic features of a colored natron. Being unable to glvo Judge Foster any explanation of her actions she was ac cordingly fined. A Card. ! This Is to certify that all druggists are : authorized to refund your money If Foley's Honey and Tar Compound falls ' to cure your cough or cold. John Bernet Tell, Wis., states: "I used Foley's Honey and Tar Compound for five years, and It always gives the best satisfaction and always cures a cough or cold." Refuse substitutes. For sale by all dealers everywhere. Advertisement HR0WS HOT COFFEE AND IS FINED $10 AND COSTS Tcna Robinson, charged with vagrancy, diunkenness and disturbing the peace, was fined 110 and costs In police court. While Indulging In a midnight banquet at the McCann restaurant. Ninth and GATHERS TORNADO JUNK AND IS RE-ARRESTED B, Frtedel, 1817 North Seventeenth street, who was arrested several days ago for ptcklnp up Junk in the storm district, was arrested on the same charge Tues day evening and will be given a hearing Thursday, Judge Foster spent some fif teen minutes last week In trying to make Preldel, who does not understand much JSngtlsh. keep out of this territory. Fret del said he would. ATTEMPTS TO JUMP BOARD BILL AND GETS HEAVY FINE William Houston, who attempted last week to Jump his board bill at the Pox ton hotel, was fined $100 and ooits In police court Wednesday morning. Rich ard Kitchen of the Paxton appeared against him. Culls from the Wire. Bills designed to regulate the hours sad conditions of work of women and children tn Pennsylvania have passed the liouse of that state and are before the senate. Practically complete unofficial returns from yesterday's primary in the First Houlh Carolina district indicate the nom lnatlon of It B. Whaiey to succeed the late Congressman ueorge a. Legaree. John Dunning, a mall clerk, on the Long Island railroad was lassooed and whipped out ot the door ot his car by a wire trailing from a passing freight train. He was dragged beside the train ana paaiy injuria. Illinois, have waived rights to immunity said appeared before the April grand lury. which Is investigating? the mjrrhu.. of $1,000,000 worth of voting machines for use in me aiy ot vnicago. Two bits of sea talk dear to the hearts of all old salts were consigned to Davy Jones' locker in an order issued by Sec retary Daniels abolishing the designa tions, "port" and "starboard." and re placing tnem wita -ien" and "right. OCEAN STRAMIIU4 AMUSKMKNTS. HflWAVAfB T.TTW m.wmtB 1jQlJtjU27l. Mat., 16-aa-BOo ro SU OKB SHORT WEEK The Great Behman Show EXTKAYAOAITZA AITS VAUDEVILLE (Prof. Dope), Tho Watson Sisters. Fred Wvonft Jtf n Tnnlf 0 1 ....... 11....... ,Vi. I 3jtvUa' Plm MUlnn Today. KVTavtH mimi1nas 4Vti Will ft Tabloid Musical Comedy UX3AT UABT With KAB&T BHANTTOrT ana Taxloab Chorus TliTT.V an n tin i rr .nr. a m . -IIU f iUU AA If tr. m. Seats reserved at both performances cvnry oveawg. Itione 4 in MAJttTIN BSOX Ori-ERS Madame Sarah Bernhardt And titr company ot twentjr.tlv pliyari Including Mom. Lou Telltn (or Jla tfaya this waek TODAY AXTliSJIOON AND SVBCTDTQ THEODORA Priday Pntdrs, Vaudatllls Acts "And Thar LUed Happy K?ar Attar," Joale llaather. Ursnntr and lladclltf, Ignatius Cardoah, McMahon, Diamond A Clan nice. Kdlaon's Talking Motion Plcturaa. Prlcea, Mat., ite. 0c. lie, tl. Uox Beata, 11.(0. Klght. tie. toe. IK, II.oo, ii.so. uox saata. 11.00. FRENCH LINE CMtpipia fienorale TransallanHaue Tha BJ Day Rout NEW YORK HAVRE PARIS Direct Routt to Contlntnt New, Urge, fast, turbine, quadruple snd twin sore mill stssmsrs From New York. Thursdsys La Touialne Apr, I, May 1. U Lorraine Apt. 10. May I, May 29, July 10. frinca (No)- Apr. 17. Mir IS. J urn J. June 26. La Prortnce Apr. 4, May 22. Jons 19. July 17. New.larft.quidrupleandtwlnscrew. one class (II), cabin stssmsrs. Sup- nor aarvicv. ropuisr prices. I rem New York, Ssturdays KocnanftVau Apr. 5. May 1, May It. July U CUcago Apr. 12. May 10, junt 21. Aug. Z. Niagara Apr. 26, May 24, J una 21. CAN AD I AM SERVICE Qusbso Havre Psrls On Clsss (II) Cabin Stssmsrs Ftatcat auamcn la Canadian iranutlaule tenke Leave Qusbso La Tovalne May 24, June 21. Niagara July 19. Ag. 16. Two captains oa tack stsasKr ol tola line Wlr. leu tclexrapk, aabmarlns bell signals and erery modern aalety appliance. Maortcs W. Xoimlnskl dsn. West era Agt 139 XT. Bsarborn Bt., Chicago, or any local Afsnt. BRANDEIS THEATER TOHXQKT AXL WEEK UATXlfXB SATURDAY BUNTY PULLS THE STRINGS. Jfeat Butu, Mon. A MDdsrn Bvs. Don't Buy a Piano Just Because the Prise Looks Cheap Krug Theater Slat. Today, 0:30 Bight, 8(30 WATSON'S BEEF TRUST Oucss The Combined Weight of the Chorus Ladlss' Dally Sims Matins A poorly made piano i; clear at any price. What you want is an in strument that is built to give you lasting satisfaction. . Wo can't afford to sell you my other but good quality )ianos for the reason that we guarantee every buyer here absolute satisfaction with the purchases they make. It's this fact that has caused the rapid growth of our piano department and is greatly increasing our out put each year. 27 different standard makes For your selection, headed by the world famed Knabe Pianos Wo can give you the most piano quality for the least price because we own the in struments we offer buy for cash, direct from the factory, thus saving you all agents' and middlemen's profits. Our April Sale of Used Pianos offers tho buyer price advan tages you'll find it hard to equal in any other store in tho land. All theso pianos have been thoroughly over hauled and aro in Al condition. 1 Steinway at $275 Hi Cnni rrvhihit nil -the Week of a iiviiiiai ssiw wajvviui mmmn a a o m - - - - - - Quality Goods and Pur Food 1 Steger at $150 1 Emerson at $175 1 Chickering & Son . .$125 1 Weiler at . . . ... $140 1 Hoffman Bros., at. . $150 1 Hobort M. Cable at $150 1 Hardman at $150 1 Voso & Sons at $125 1 Kimball at $125 1 Hamilton at $100 1 Bohning at $75 1 A. Gray at $50 Special other snaps offered in this sale. TERMS OP PAYMENT Several other snaps offer ed in this sale. Don't be without a piano. Get the most at the price. HAYDEN'S Tel. Douglas 2600 THE PURPOSE Henry van Dyke says: " Thm pntpoi mf iurne 1$ not only to mrrlv at tho goal, hut to find onjoymont on tn way. " That describee (ha White Star Itomlnloa Canadian, Berate by the ptctnrtaqae. landlocked bt lAwrence rente to Karepe. Frena Montreal & Quebee IT TSS Largest Canadian Liners Atk tho noarott Agont for PmrllcuUrt WHITE ITftlt" DOMINION LINE HIKTRIM. BOYD THEATER TONIGHT. ALL WEHJC. Matins Wsdnssday, Saturday XJLBT TWO WEEKS Or THE SEAJJOW . EVA LANG in EAST LYNNE ITEXT WEEK X.AST WEEK MOBODTS WIDOW. Bests ars now on sals for both weeks. empress: . CONTINUOUS CI a. ' VtJ)vm Bls.rts.sll n n fa. v at na ava null w ruriTtr " " ,.TI T 1 i nssibi niMiini. riiUTUPLATa lMH CftWteld-TKtf'l 101 t Corner Madison and Lo&tlle Sts., Chicago, or Local Agents. RED-MAN Sold from Green Boxes Only. 2 FOR 25 CTS A NEW STYLE IN ALL GOOD STORES THIS WEEK EARL & WILSON MAKERS OF TROY'S BEST PRODUCT. Classes in household ccoiv omlcs all over the city are taking special Interest In tho pure food doconstratlons in tho bnsemcnt at Haytlcn'c Nearly every department is offering special bargains offerings in quality goods, both special displays and val ues will be found interesting Surprising Values in Suits, Coats, Dresses, Skirts New Lots from our big purchase best that we have offered in this TAILORED SUITS-Made to sell to $25.00 M 95 and $30.00, at $11 $H0.00 Handsome Suits in Bedford Cords, English Suitings, Diagonals and Fancy tSerges, como in a good line of colors and plain white, all sizes 14 to 48; 50 Bulgarian Blouse styles in the lot, your choice SIP to sell at $18 to $22.50. 44 ft 50 choice at w In splendid assortment of most desirable styles, colors and ma terials. You'll be delighted with these values. Children's Pretty Wash Dresses, made to sell at $1.00, in ging hams and percales, both light and dark colors, all sizes to 14 years,' at 49c i J HI nl M that surpasses even the j t .. , i great vaiue-giving saie TAILORED SUITS Made to sell at $35.00 (AC to $45.00, at Ovor 200 beautiful, new suits, nearly all samples, in Silks, Corded Bengalines, Bodfords, Diagonals and other much wanted fabrics, broad assortment of plain and fancy colorings, such suits usually so.ld at $40.00 nnd $45.00, ohoice $25 NEW DRESS SKIRTS One big lot greatly under- 495 priced, at The newest weaves in greys, navy, tans, black and fancy, regular and extra sizes, val ues you'll acknowledge very superior. Long Silk Kimonos, made to sell regularly at $5, in Thurs day's sale at 2.95 Special Display of Quality Goods in Notion Dept. I . m omo m H1 WW - 1 SaU Special Demonstration and Sale of Several Lines xnis wees. Wilson Dress Fastener Tho very best fastener yet produced; ask about -J A them; price IUC Naid Dress Shields, in every style and size, on special sale all this weeH. High Grade Wash Goods Tho largest, the best selected stock, tlie finesi goods and tho lowest priced. Untitles Novelties made In Manchester, England, worth up to J2.50 yard SI. 50 Another Manchester line, worth ?2, at yd. 1 25 Imported Ratines ..$1,00 85 75d 590 254 Come to Hayuen a for Ratines. Printed Voiles, printed novelties, new Bulgarian printing, newest out, at yard 383 Silk striped Voiles, Silk striped Poplins, Silk stripe silk and mercerized novedtles, all at one price 255 Datlstes, organdies, dimities, lawns and all kinds ol Printed novelties ..12V4t 15S 18e and 253 Wo call special attention to our famous line of ger uino IrlBh dimities now on sale at, yard..25 Samples free on application. Mall orders filled promptly and selections made carefully. The Perfect Waist A per fect hose supporter and waist combined for children; during sale The Victoria Pleater A per fect pleater, does splendid work, simple and Q&fk most efficient, at. . . .fcww The Popular Newport Garters $1 style this week at 49c 50c style this weeic at sou 19c Thursday Spicials Domestic Riont Hope Muslin, 36 inch wide, 10c values 7VzU Standard 72x90 seamless linen finished sheets, good muslin, 69c values 59c Pillow cases, 42x36 muslin, 12 Vtc value, at ..lOd Qenulno Renfrew Oil Boiled Colored Table Damask, 62-inch wide, yard .492 Percales, good patterns and colors, 12 values, at ji Crepe, fancy colors for kimonos, 18c values 12J Shirting Madras, fancy stripes, 19c values ..15c Ginghams, plaids, checks, stripes, 12 c values., at -8i Black Sateen, 30-lneh wldo, 18c values ...12ti Striped Voiles or Poplins, good colors, 2 Be values, at 15e Prints, perfect goods, gray, blue, black and whites, 6c values 52 You'll Not Wonder That the Women Grow Enthusiastic Over our Hats when you see and price the beautiful, authentic styles we're showing at from $1.98 up to $25.00 Four Large Groups of Trimmed Hats, in fine hemps, milans and hair braids, beautifully trimmed, values to $10.00, on sale at . . . .$1.98, $2.95, $3.95 and $5.00 Artifical Flowers Untrimmed Shapes To $2.50 values, in milans, hair and hemp braids, Values to $1.00, big assortment for your selection, QQa on sale waC Specials in Furniture Odd Pieces of Mahogany Furniture. Mahogany Chiffoniers, extra large, ?32.50 to $37.00 values, on sale S17.50 Mahogany Chiffoniers, large slie, $22.60 to $30.00 values, to close S15.00 Odd Mahogany Dressers, choice $15.00 Odd Mahogany Library Tables , S15.00 3-plece Mahogany Parlor Suites, all leather uphol stered, up from S18.00 Round Top Dining Tables, 6-foot extension, special bargain, up from 812.50 Pullman lied Davenports, at, np from . .S22.50 Price Savings and Quality satisfaction a certainty tn buying here. White Goods Specials For Thursday Heavy weight Piques and Bedford Cords, worth to 50c yard 25c Sheer Marquisettes and plain Voiles, worth to $1.00 yard 5Qe Assorted colored Ramies, pure flax, extra wide, $1.25 values, yard 75c Flaxons, Luna Lawns and Dimities, match less values, yard jgc Thursday 4th Day of Pure Food and Quality Goods Exhibit This will be special for housewives; every demonstration will put up a full course, and wiU make n special effort to explain the article we demonstrate fully; all questions or information will be gladly glv en in making up the different displays. Don't bo afraid to ask questions. 2S lbs. best granulated sugar ..91.00 4g-lb. sacks, best high grade Dia mond II flour Sl.iO 10 bars Beat 'Em All, Diamond C or Ienox soap S3o 7 bars Electric Spark, the superior white laundry soap, works like lightning in the laundry 85o 10 lbs. best white or yellow corn meal .17o 10 lbs. best rolled breakfast oatmeal at a Skinner's macaroni or vermicelli, package .7Ho 6 lbs. best hand picked navy beans at "So S lbs. fancy Japan rice. 10c quality, at 990 1-lb. cans assorted soups 7Mo Yeast Fount, package o I fVUilli .... a a...' 7 lbs. best bulk laundry starch 95o IT "MS 11 C. corn flakes, pkg, ., So Fancy extra large Queen olives, qt., at 35o J-lb. cans fancy sweet sugar corn Bo 8 cans oil or mustard sardines . .25o 10 lbs, best chick feed 25c The best tea sittings, lb. 10c Golden Santos coffee, lb 25o Ths best orsamsry butter, carton or talk, lb 35o II est fresh country eggs, dozen . .20o Full cream New York white, Wiscon sin cream or Young America cheese, at lb 13o Imported Rocquefort cheese, lb. 390 Neufchatel cheese, at, each ....... .30 The Oreatest Vegetable Markat In the West for tb.a Psopls. 15 lbs. best Colorado potatoes . .180 15 lbs. Itrd Globe cooking onions, 18o Dest Holland seed cabbage, lb. ...lo Fresh spinach, peck ...lBo Large bunches beets, carrots, tur nips, radishes or shallots, per bunch at 40 Fancy cauliflower, lb 7lC 3 lbs. fancy shelled popcorn ....loo 2 heads fancy leaf lettuce 5o Fancy larie heed lettuce, each..7Uc Fancy rhubarb, per lb 7U0 2 bunches fresh parsley at 6c 3 large soup bunches for 10c Ij.rge cucumoers, each, at ,.10o, 15c 3 large green peppers for 10s Fancy war or green beans, lb.,..aoc Fancy ripe tomatoes, per lb. .'. .loo Fancy new potatoes, per lb 7i,c Large stalks celery, for So Liarge Grape Fruit, at each 5c Fancy strawberries, box ioo Hardin's Mads it Possible for the Psopls to save from 95 to SO car csnt on tbslr housekeeping ax-pansss. Try HAYDEN'S First 1 1WX