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About Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922 | View Entire Issue (April 13, 1913)
THE SEMI-MONTHLY MAGAZINE SECTION
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Quickly Develops Ami
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every day and afford opportunities for
the attainment ot eipertness ami
achievement of notable victories at
the train, and later, in marsh or
.tilt for Mwf .tltiirtno iiimKitt ,vj ;.sj
nttnriMT Dnwnro rn wii.ninnnn ri.l i'ioneer
waw.a i .w., . ........ wa.
an enthnlatlo desortptlon
of Traphootlng plrtnres of
famous shooter liromlnent
erents inn cIqIm sueclal troDhlen
donated to winners and "Hints to
iisiss in I , tlj
to Thunder Creek and shooting all of j
tho windows out of the plaeo weeks bo
fore. Ho never saw such loyal citizens, I
ho said. They were tickled as kids to '
live in a real, bang-up metropolis. It j
was really nlTecting to hoo their pleasure j
and tho way they had strutted around j
and named tho street in front of their
shack "Dunk Boulevard" nnd tho road
to the stables "Hoof Avenue," and had
boiled unanimous to think of Thunder
Creek's being the county sent. j
It was a magnificent victory. We
started celebrating that minute, and we
got more and inure delirious nnd lit up
with joy and things, until, about Mid
night, just to cool oil n littlo and keep
from igniting from spontaneous com
bustion, v,o took our moving wheels that
we had built when we annexed Ozono
City, and went over to Thunder Creek
and hauled tho court liouso homo that
night, county clerk and all, ho living in
tho court houso and being persuaded in
no gentle manner to remain in bed dur
ing tho trip.
Well, sir, it seemed as if wo didn't
have nothing left to wish for for Jupiter
City. Thero wo was, only six months
old, a sure enough county seat, buildings
in all directions, stores, saloons, a hotel,
livery barn, and Chop Suoy parlor, Ying
having given up his laundry practice,
us being too busy to patronizo him reg
ulnr. Thero weren't any sot of men
as happy as wo right then. Wo kept
a-painting up .lupiter City, and a-pol
ishing her and moving houses around
whero they'd set better, and mo and Ike
kept a dreamin' and a dreamin' and
dodging trolley cars nnd tallyhos in our
sleep, and planning World's Fairs in
tho morning and skyscrapers afternoons,
and now and then selling a lot to some
Thunder Creekor who had givo up and
eomo sneaking over. I've been in love,
Jim, but it wasn't over a shiver com
pared with tho thrills I got out of Jupi
ter City. 1 just 6eemed to grow and
eracklo and expand with her.
You never can tell anything about
nothing whatever in this dnrn world,
Jim. Wo thought suro that when we'd
got tho county seat, we'd plnntcd .lupi
ter City so deep in tho vitals of South
Dakota that she'd ornament tho map for
all time. 'Stead of that, wo ruined her.
I.uined her by getting tho court houso
away from Thunder Creek. Strange,
aint it. Who'd a thought it? Towns
hns been built, and grown so largo that i
their aldermen has had to bo introduced ,
to each other, with less brains than we
showered on Jupiter City, which aint no
more. It's all luck. And luck got (
soured on us about then, and done us
moro dirt than it does a fellow who
drops dead with four aces in his hands. 1
It was the Low Growl boys that caused
tho trouble. They couldn't stand pros
perity. They was citizens of a real
bang up thousand liorso power town, and
had swung an election lor her, anil it
went to their heads. 'Twasn't three
days beforo they'd counted' noses and
discovered that thev was about sixty
per cent of .lupiter City, and then things I
began to hnppen. 1'or arrogance nnd
outrngeousness, you never saw 'em beat.
They held a caucus and demanded every
county oflice there was. Wo kicked, and
they threatened to call another election
and givo tho court house back. Wo
had to persuado the old oflicers to re
sign, and it took about forty town lots
to do it. And then being busy any way,
tho now ollicinls made us do tho work
while they drew tho pay which thoy
had been careful to raise, too.
We thought mnybo this would satisfy
them, but it jest whetted their appetite.
They passed a law that no county of
ficial had to pay for his drinks. That
pretty near ruined our two saloons, nnd
when they got to quarreling nmong
themselves nnd passing around offices, so
everybody could have a turn, both irri
gation plants went out of business and
moved over to Thunder Creek, which was
I sore anyway and didn't obey no county
laws. That was a hard blow. It hurt
us terrible. Wo lost eight citizens right
off. including Judge Simms, who vowed
he'd never lived in no desert, and wnsn't
going to begin at his age. Ho packed
I up his statute book and went over to
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