THE BEE: OMAHA, FHIDAY, APBIL 4, 1913.
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MARCH CIRCTTI.AT10N.
52,544
State of Nebraska. County of Douglas.ss;
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duly 'sworn., says that the average daily
circulation for the month of March, 1913,
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Subscribers leaving the city
temporarily should h Tho Bee
mailed to them. Address Trill lie
changed as often as requested.
Clean up, anyway.
Is it possible that tho Ananias blub
ills not to be revived?
" Tho April fools kept pretty wcllto
the background thla time.'
Wondor if Denver realty Is as bad
fes its nowspapors make it out.
f It takes moro- than a tornado to
flkeep Omaha from, being a cltyf of
&oinca. . .
1 Give tho other follow tho benefit
jOf the doubt. Ho may have troubles
'enough to Justify his grouch.
Omaha's most notorious dlvo has
been badly scorched by fire, It was
nlwaya roputed to bo a hot place.
f Omaha 1 looking up.-6Ioux Ctjy
Journal.
f Always and over,' upward and on
rward, . right you are.
I It is to be hoped this prolonged
fsjutetude in' Mexico 1b not explainable
'aly on the old theory of the lull bo
ora th i'torta',''
Praeldeal ' Wilson Is said to ' be
'TpUnnlng a visit to Canada. No doubt
.he expects? aWf togottdk the Panama
'fcefore verylong. "
.
Admiral Peary thinks we ijood sov
;ral moro Polar exploration expedl
klons. A call for voluntoors, how
'eyer, would bit tho mark harder
flibout tho, TQdlq of next August.
Our affable old friend, Dr. Wu
ying-faag, ls-montlonod,for president
$f China. Wu' ill ways had plenty of.
frieadB'to-keep-'hlm In tho limelight,
S As Kocia,aa alKour. own largo bus!
fees lBBttuilo"np'"mako their relief
'Contributions, tho fund will .assume
.jtomethlng like Itn proper proportions
i ' '
And still no. answer. to, our ques
tion. Why favor a special election
to vote tornado restoration bonds if
special election can -bo nothing but
trap?
" Orgaaizer W, ,D, Haywood of the
Industrial Workers of the World has
drawn six months in a New Jersey
Jail, which indicates that blind Jus
tice may be beginning to awaken.
Dixie lands another man on tho
b In our new British ambassador,
US' halls from North Carolina, al
though he writes bis natno on the
iotel register as from New York.
Restaurant men and refreshment
dispensers in New York are protest
ing vigorously against Mayor Gay
nor 1 o'clock closing order. If they
had a small. . taste of Omaha's
8 o'clock lid law,they would be con
gratulating themselves.
That is just a modest little request
ior congress to appropriate $2,000,
000 out of the national treasury to
make good losses sustained by tor
toado hayoo, in Nebraska. Still, tor
sade victims aro entitled to every bit
as much consideration as flood suf
ferers. Just try to suppose what these
Er'eat organs of reform would be say
ing if someone drawing $5,000 a year
out of the city treasury in fcomo other
department of the municipal govern
ment wore .ila voting three months of
his time, paid for by the taxpayers,
1 to camping out In the legislative
lobby at Lincoln.
on no! H Un t Rosewater "at
the bottom of.it" But It Is all the
water consumers, big and little, In
Omaha excepting those who are
sagged and slfackled.' It Is the
whole body of water users outraged
by the flagrant violation by the
Water boarders of promises repeat
edly made "on their sacred honqr"
jo give ui lower water rates, not
xi yj Boi, next monpi, out now,"
Building New Hornet.
. It Is .nojLa question whethor homes
destroyed by the tornado will bo re
placed; It is simply a question of the
timo required to replace them. As
tho late 13. H. Harriman said when
Rsked after the carthquako if San
Francisco would rebuild as great on
before: "It is not a question of its
rebuilding; San Francisco is as es
sential to tho west coast as New York
Is to' the east, and the only question
about Its rebuilding Is how long It
will Uiko to xoplaco tho city greater
and stronger thant over."
With hearts still sore with nffllc-i
tlon, Omaha people aro oven now im
mersed In the work of rehabilitation.
Tho great majority of thoso who lost
homes aro determined to robulld
them without unnecessary delay.
These homes, so many ofUliem mod
est, formed a vital part of the city
which tho city cannot long do with
out, henco will not And this is not
all loft to scntlmont and heroic
spirit, but Is being facilitated by prac
tical measures carefully laid out by
far-seeing heads.
Omaha ranks high among western
cities In percentage of homo-owners,
especially In wage earners. Theso
people aro riot content tcj do without
their ow"n places, and will not long.
This will all cost groat sacrifice and
much grit and grajce, but will bring
Its own recompense In' time.
A Purely Irfjcal Matter!
Why MoKlsslck. ' a '.Beatrice
man,
should be so greatly Interested
In a
purely local Douglas 'county matter is a
mystory-VoiidOIerald. .
Well, this, .is rlich, raro and racy,
Tho only -mtCn 'vhom the 5,000-a-
year hydraulic politician, and his
democratic Tlewspaper Whip,' have
been able to hypnotize Into active
performance for them is Norton of
Polk, and why any mombor .from a
distant rural district "should bo so
greatly interested lna purely local
Douglas county mattor"'is evpn more
of a "mystery.'-'. , .
But this situation 'exposes tho in-
oxcusableness of tho lcglplaturo, nlne-
tenths of whose momuers como from
outsldo DouglaB county attempting
at all to handlo for us a purely local
matter, when tho people of Nebraska,
by adopting tho homo- rule amend
ment to the constitution last yoar
expressly empowered Omaha to do
termlno by iteolf how 'It should bo
governed, and how its property
should' bo managed, without bother
ing tho legislature at all. If tho
principle, "Lot tho people rue," Is
applicable anywhere, it Is especially
so In -"a purely local matter" that
concerns only a particular community
in which tho law-makers from tho
rest of tho stato can rightfully have
no Interest except to trust our own
pooplo o nttehd. to their 'own. bP8r
InoBS.
rNo Call for.Intcrfcrence.
Half a dozen American women who
wont to London, joined tho militant
suffragette's in violent' demonstra
tions and have landed In prison nfter
regular court trials, aro now appeal
ing to tho United States for interfer
ence in tholr behalf with the British
court's action, Our country is very
Jealous of tho rights of our citizens
1. ...... , n .. .1 mi I nl. . Inalef nnufaln
play, but nothing thUB far has lndlJ
cated that thoso women havo been
mlstroatod. They dollboratoly wont
to England and knowingly lent thorn
solves' to tho' violation of, tho law, and
now ask that'.thoJlawvbe pot aside
because theyarjo' citizens of, another
country. V ,
American' women1 tlo'not' havo to
resort to vIolorfcbHo goWa henrlng at
homo, . Nino" state8'fir'0ur union al
ready have given them tho suffrage.
Woman suffrage 1b receiving moro
favor throughout tho land than has
ever before been occordod to It, and It
would 111 becomo Its exponents to
adopt the irrational methods vainly
employed by the deluded women of
Groat Britain. When American
women leavo to go to England to Join
such a crusade thoy make It hard
oven for their friends to dotend them
A General Cleanup.
The appeal for a general cleanup
throughout -the storm-stricken zone
Bhould be hoedod. The soonor wo
get rid of this disheartening debris
the better for all. Let us, therefore,
join hands in removing the litter
from streets, alloys, yards and va
cant lots. Thon the real work of re
building and rehabilitating can pro
coed with greater facility, No one
can look upon theso piles of wreck
age, whether a direct sufferer from
the wind or not, wlthbut a feeling of
depression. Not all the clearing
away can be done In a day, perhaps
but a large part of it can, and the
impetus growing out of a splendid
concert of action will tremendously
help to complete this big task.
Fortunately our catastrophe had
como on the verge of spring instead
of autumn, giving us a season ahead
of warm weather and sunshine for
the maxlmum'of outdoor wprk. This
will surely be a heln toward recon
structlon'' which our people may be
expected to make the most of, .
It Is ho more than-appropriate for
the United States, as the greatest of
republics, to take the initiative In
recognizing China as the youngest of
republics, particularly aince Amer
ican Influence has had'Bo much to do
With Converting this moat annlnnt nt
empires into a representative govern
j meat.
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'ROM 'DEB TILES
ODD
Thirty Years Ago j
The maJbrlty by which "Colonel Chase
wins out over Judge tfavaue for 'mayor
waa about 77, showing how close a race
it was.
Miss Jlaud Stanton, daughter of
Colonel Stanton, chief paymaster of the
Platte, was married to Captain Weston
of the Fourteenth Infantry. The ceremony,
was performed at the father's residence,
at Twenty-third and Burt, by Rev.
Ingram of Fort Omaha.
Abraham Crane, father of William 13.
and I. H. Crane, aged "65, died last night
A violent wind prevailed during tho
early part of the evening, and about
midnight a heavy rain set In, driving
from the north.
Mrs. Llnnoskcy, who advertises herself
to bo a reliable clairvoyant has taken
parlors at 322 North Thirteenth street.
James Barnaclo of. the Union Pacific
shops received a fall which broke his
right leg. lie was attended by Dr. Lan
yon, 1
The silver cup given as-a prize at tin
roller skating rink was won by Mr.
Monroe, who captured three rings in
fourteen seconds nnd captured tho cup
from Mr. Crary, the former winner. '
deorge Thrall of Detroit, formerly of
Omaha, was In the city on a visit
William II. Savldge, brother of Rev.
Charles W. Savldge of the First Mclho
dlst church, spent the day in the city. He
will engage In the practice of law at
Kearney.
B. Rosewater, editor of The Bee, re
turned from Chicago.
Homer Btull, who has, been, In Ihado
for the right-of-way for the Ofoiron
Short line. Is back In' Omaha for a brief
stay.
Twenty Years Arc
At night a horse and buggy belonging
to J. H. Daniels wore stolen from Fif
teenth and Davenport streets and later
recovered by.Offlcer Edgehlll. The thief
was trying , to sell the rig to Pat Ford
when trapped. The thief escaped.
Officers of tho Young Women's Home,
reported that Institution to have reached'
self-supporting basis.
County Judge J. W. Ellcr was suffering
from an attack of rheumatism, which
kept him at his homo.
,Rov. J. A. Loyenberger, a Presbyterian
missionary w(th twenty years experience
In China, was visiting at tho home of
Charles A. Uhl.
Dean'Gardner of 'Trinity Kplscopal ca
thedral . officiated at tho marriage of
George Preston and Miss Adela Reno,
both members of the "Voodoo" company
laying at the Farnam - Street theninr.
The ceremony took place at tho Barker
hotel. The entire company and Borne
other actors In the city at the time were
present.
Four prisoners left the ctfunty lall
during the night without 'saying good
bye to Sheriff Bennett 05 any of his
offiolal' family. Deputy Lewis and As-
tstant Jailer Ernst were notified and
soon were In pursutt of the fugitives.
Ton Years Ago
Hj J, Walker of Wray, Colo., a. cattle
man who was shot by a colored man.
died at Clarkson Hospital.' '
George . Kelly of Kelly. Stlcr & Co.
returned from Ktew Vnrk. whnrVlxwhnfl
ibSttt oitta purchasing, tour. 'm '
r Captain Henry, R Palmer returned from
New York, where he had attended a
meeting of the board of managers of the
National ' Homes of Disabled Volunteer
Soldiers.
Willie, 7-year-old son of G. W Mead
ows, 1113 Soufh Fifteenth street, fell from
South Omaha car near the south end
of the Sixteenth street viaduct and sub-
talned Inliiritui nmnniinn.il urlmi.
Dr. Robert' M. Stono left for Bee, Nob.,
to take Miss Belle Noxon as his bride
and proceed to Denver, where the doctor
as billed for an address on "Anestncsia.''
JThey Jntended to tarry a while l.i Coln-
rado and then return to reside tn Omaha.
Judge Davis and Mr. Luther Drake
gave a dinner at the Omaha.tlub lh,th&
evening in honor of Dr. W. O. Bridges
on the ovo of hla departure for Europe.
The late United States Senator Stephen
. Elklns of West Virginia piled' un a
fortune of 11,025,100 In thirty years. There
were no pockets In his. shroud, and he
didn't Icavo his-address.
Senator Sherman of Illinois Is built on
tne angular pitth which enabled Uncle
Shelby Cullom to pose as a distant Image
or Lincoln and made Uncle Joe Cannon a
fair model of cublstlo art. The fame of
Illinois keeps marching on.
J. P. Morgan's known gifts to libraries,
museums, churches, colleges and other
public philanthropies total 175,000,0(10. The
house of Morgan controls corporations
capitalised at $$,M4.000,0). All of It could
not purchase ah hour's respite for the
founder.
Last fall W. M. Ronan, a wireless ex
pert, one of a party that went to explore
northern Brazil, picked up news by wire
less dally, Including scores ot bass ball
games at New York, when hl party was
1,000 miles from civilisation and 4.000 miles
from the source of Information.
in the interest of sclenco and pubdc
welfare Mayor Henry J. Arnold of Den
ver, Colo., will be the first person to Ixj
Inoculated with typhoid vaccine by the
city's health departent. The department
Is Inaugurating the policy of vaccinating
against the annually recurrent scourge ot
typhoid.
B. I. Hturtevant of Dexter. Me., has
received a package containing some old
letters and tintypes which he had In his
KnapsacK when a soldier in 1SS1, and
which at the beginning of an active cam
paign were turned n at the regimental
Headquarters for safe keeping. At that
time the package was forwarded for stor
ge to Washington, where It hag been
until recently returned to Its owner.
Dietz of Omaha
in Big Company
Omaha's globe gtrdler. C. N. Diets, got
into- distinguished company traveling
from Alexandria to Naples, according to
the passenger list of the steamer. Rlsht
above the name "Diets, Mr. and Mrs. C
N.." is that of "Dlas, Porflrlo," and fur.
ther down Is "Morgan. J. Plerpont" Mr.
Diets has had cable communications from
his brothers here, telling htm ot the- ior
nado. .but they expect him, notwIthsUnd
Ing their assurances, to start back home
right away,
1 1 .
People Talked Ibout
Merry April Jests ,
' For a' bustj5dfathfit to' send ' to an cx
travagont,son; Aijcncek for $10,000, draw'n
to the young rnan'a order,. and ms.Ilcd by.
special idellvery'posf In time to reach'' him
at breakfast onJtfTe 1st ojAprll. As' long,
asithls. Is' urisUjrifcdUie deception wip
provq vastly, amusing. and .wJll cost only
12 cent, the amount of postage, required
ior us prompt aeuvery.
For an old maid of acidulous disposi
tion: An anonymous declaration of love
at first Bight, acccirnpanlcd by, a violent
pruicsiauon 01 overmsiing uevouon, anu
ending with a proposal of marriage. This,
written on a strange typewriting machine,
and tent through the malls without sig
nature of any sort, or other clue to the
Identity of .the author, will create much
merriment, and commit you to nothing.
For a dilatory debtor ' to send' to a
dunning tailor: Dear Snip Please find
enclosed my check for 1348.98, In full set
tlement of your account to date, which I
regret to havo overlooked for so long."
Sign this, and place It In a sealed en
velope addressed to the tailor In ques
tion, omitting inclosures of any kind,
ana man, Aiucn amuscmentwiu be gath
ered from th'e expression 'of his face when
he finds the check missing, if you -can
so. arrange matters as to be where you
can see it without his seeing you.
For . trial . on an Incorrigible social
climber: A -handsbrrfely engraved Invita
tion purportlg to Invite Mr. and Mrs.
Wood.by, Snobbes to meet Mr. and Mrs.
Vanderpeyster' Jobries-Smythe at dinner,
at 8 o'clock on the evening of April 1,
Number Blanketty-Blank Fifth avenue,
using tho address' of the public library as
that of tho host arid liOBtess. It will be
most amusing to sit in the corridors of
tho library and witness the arrival of the
dinner party.
For a pompous boro of a philosophical
turn or mind: A fictitious Jetter from a
supposititious university announcing a
resolution passed by. the trustees and fa
culty conferring upon him the degree of
R. F. D. In his repii' accepting the honor
he will Inquire tho meaning of the let
ters,' and you will gain considerable
amusement In framing - the explanation
that if he will go and live on a rural free
delivery route he will find out
For a young wife to play on a growling
huFband: Make a pie out of red leather
washers soaked In molasses and covered
with a crust baked to the tensile poiyer
of a piece of armor, plate. Place this In
a neat box tied up' with pink ribbon, and
at dinner tfme havo It delivered by mes
senger at your home, accompanied by a
card hearing tho Inscription, "With
Mother's Love, to Algy,1' Then,- when
hn has dilated upon tho pies that mother
used to make, servo varm and with a
straight face Harper's Weekly.
Twice Told Tales
-What' -ike- Uet
Provost Smith of the University of
Pennsylvania Interrupted with a story
at tho recent' alumnl 'cdnventlon Irl New
York an argument that threatened to
grow, stormy.
'Now, gentlemen," ' he saldi "abandon
that cubject, -please. We-deslre harmony,
here.' Let us hot, then, like the "Smlth
crsoq, stumbjo op discord.'!, 'vt
"Mts. Bra tWqrsi reading her Bulletin be-
foro'tho fire looked up and Bald: r
" 'George, dear. If we were both young
and single again, would, you still chootid
me for your helpmate?', ' ,
Now, my love,' the husband mur
mured, absently, from behind tho market
reports, 'what's the use of trying to
start a row Just when we've settled down
to' enjoy 'a quiet evening?" "
The Champion Optimist.
An old man was sitting on the root ot
his house during a flood, watching, tho
waters flow past, when a neighbor Mno
possessed a boat rowed across tolhlm.
"Hello, Bill," he said. ' ''
"Hello, Sam," replied the other, "pleas'
antly, .
"All your fowls washed away this morn-
In', Bill?"
xea, nut tne ducKS con. swim.
"AVple trees gone too, eh?"
''Well, they say the crop would., be a
failure, anyhow."
I see the rivers reached above you
windows."
"That's all right, Sam, Thepi.wlndeM
needed washln'l" . .
IllRht Color, Anyway.
There Is a very polite child at the place
where the chief Justice of the United
States supreme court spends his sum
mers. She has always taken great pride
In addressing him as he passes in nls
comfortable old-fashioned carriage. A
passerby was amused to hear hor say
as the youngster bowed low to the dis
tinguished visitor, "Good morning, Judge
White," and then turn hesitatingly In
the direction of the old darky driver who
had also acknowledged the salute, .ind
say, "Good morning, Judge Black."
Political New Brooms
Ah amended law gives a New lorkor
the privilege of keeping a revolver At
home If he pays 1L for the permit
Under a new law limiting tne worx,
day to eight hours the housewives of
Idaho must recast the time schedule of
the house so that servants may, not work
in a claim for overtime.
Governor Hodges of Kansas 'i np
plauded as the greatest executive that
ever happened Id the Sunflower stat.
Tho applause is not effervescent It has
substance mixed with wisdom. A rna
Jority of his appointments are newspaper
men.
Patriots In tho Pennsylvania legtsla
ture rushed through an act, which the
governor .signed, forbidding tho display
of an? flag but the Stars, and Stripes.
The s'.tot was aimed at the red ftag, but
It ieo hits the flag of the common
wealth.
A Texas senator wants a law puafshinj
women for wearing their hata In public
gatherings. The penalty provlslo.i for
bids their buying a new hat for three
years. The author of the scheme rouit
be a bachelor who doesn t care a con
tlnental what happens to husbands and
fathers.
The Legislative, League of Nebraska
fathers a bill drafted by Docfc Tannr
regulating tye activities" of real chicken4
ana ringing the .poultry yard curfew bH
at t p. m. Particularly drastic oonaltioa
are to be Imposed on chesty roosters for
late hours and early crowing, and the
practice of tagging roosters talU with
the owner's picture draws thirty days on
Tkefiees LenerS
ox
11 , II .... In n 1tti1h.n I'm...
OMAHA, April 3. To tho Editor of The
Bee: Arbor day will soon bo here and
while planting trees I suggest Russian
mulberry trees in the suburban and nun!
districts. Last summer I visited a farm
in Thayer county where two acres of
Russian mulberry trccB had been planted
In rows eight feet apart and cultivated.
I found "the farmer's chickens and pigs
feeding themselves on f the berries as
they fell from the trees and was told
that this two acres was the most profit
able acres on the farm. During nearly
six weeks time tho berries kept falling
and they are splendid feed for young
frys and young pigs and this feed comes
on Just at the right time. As tho last
year's feed Is scarce and they ripen bei
fore any other feed crop Is ready.
; , D. CLEM DEAVER.
Prefers Other Kind of Advertising.
OMAIA. April 3. To the Edltbr of The
Boo: I see a letter sent to you from Cali
fornia declaring that Omaha will heap
great benefits from tho advertising re
ceived through the cyclone. Docs tho
writer mean to say that San Francisco
was benefited by the advertising . given
It by Its terrible earthquake? Omaha
wants all the good advertising it can get,
but I do not- believe any of 'us would
choose that Ulncffof advertising! and 'wo
would all give a great deal to have
avoided it. , W. B. WOOD.
Till Recnll n Special Election.
OMAHA. April 3.-To the Editor of The
Bee; Talking about special elections,
don't overlook, the fact for the benefit
0,f those who are so Insistent upon the
recau, mat tne recall is notning nut a
.special election With the officer In ques-.
tton forced to make a single-handed cam
palgn, not only to hold his Job, but to
save his good name for himself and
family. Extreme advocates of the recall
would give us a special election every few
weeks, so It is really funny to see tho ob
jection coming from the same people wh6
would Inflict it on us In another form.
OFFICEHOLDER.
Editorial Sif tings
Chicago Record-Herald: Recent ovents
In Ohio and Indiana make it" clear th'at
the National Drainage' congress has In
deed' chosen the psychological moment
for'lts spring meeting.''
Washington Post: In the words of an
exchange, the' way to keep young and
attractive Is to cultivate the art of being
a sympathetic listener. How, thon, are
we 'to account for so many homely hus
bands? Springfield Republican: The benate Is
now full for thb first time in two years.
Tho democrat8won two -out of the three
last seats to be filled, and now have
51, against 4S .republicans,, including
with .thern, two progressives.
Baltimore American: So long as the
heart of humanity Is open to mercy and
compassion, those cynical critics of our
moral's 'and our times will receive but
little serious consideration
Brooklyn Eagle: The. traditional Irish-
man'sdog's tall was cut off an- Inch each
dixy,- so as not to hurt tho animal too
mucha.ll, at .once., Blmgllfjed spelling. Is
to be Introduced Tn Philadelphia's schools
gradually, to. -prevent contusion." The
parallel Is perfecti.
Rhlladeiphia Record: sixty million
dollars of. the.- world's gold are to be
burled In a vault In Berlin as a further
provision for Instant use In war. Ger
many now has.. 130,000,000 burled in the
ground awaiting the barking of the dogs
of war, and will Increase this to 190,000,
000, so that the army can be Instantly
mobilized without waiting to raise funds
through bankers.
TRAVELER MISTAKEN FOR
BURGLAR AND KILLED
CHICAGO, April 3. Mistaken for a
(burglary Charles Pennington, a commer
cial traveler whose home 's bslluyed to.
havo' 'been In Cleveland, was bhot and
klled , eary today by Harry Farrell, a
machinist, In the hallway or an apart
ment house at IS Calumec aveuuo.
Pennington had been stoppipjgwlt.v a
family named Altord, op, to second 'I Loi
of the building. Farrell dives . r,n the
third floor. Awakened by a noise .In inn
hall, Farrell wont to the,. door-, and taw
Pennington. Whsn the lattir attempted
to cross through the doorway into the
flat, Farrell ilrsd.
It Is believed Pfitintngton ascended to
the third floor unintentionally.
TAKES'PRISONER'S WOODEN
LEG TO PREVENT ESCAPE
CHICAGO, April S, When Sergeant
George Wilson of the Chicago detective
bureau started from Portland, Ore"., last
night with George Hampton, alias T. E.
York, wanted here on a charge of forg
ery. In his custody, he took what he be
lieved to be adquate measures to prevent
his prisoner's escape. Wilson removed
Hampton's wooden leg before boarding
the train and shipped It to Chicago by
express. It Hampton eludes the officer
before reaching here he will have to do
It with one leg.
CHARLES FARNUM DIES FROM
EXPOSURE AT BATH, S. D.
ABERDEEN. 8. D., April 3,-(Speclal
Telegram.) A dead man found near the
Milwaukee tracks at Bath this morning
proved to be Charles Farnuni, aged 40
year, no was a worxman on a Mil
waukee steel gang. Farnum left summit
Tuesday and went to Webster. Nothing
further la known of his actions, but It
Is supposed he started to walk to Aber
deen and fell down and died of exposure.
He was lying In a pool of water when
found. No marks of violence or evi
dence of foul play was discovered.
MRS. GEORGE GRIFFIN
WAIVES EXAMINATION
ABERDEEN, S. D.. April 3.-(Spectal
Telegram.) At leola this morning Mrs.
George Glffln waved examination for
murder ot her husband and was held to
the state circuit court In June without
ball. She will be brought to the county
Jail here for sate keeping until her trial.
Mr. Hoke SnUth la 111.
WASHINGTON. April S. Mrs. Hoke
Smith, wife ot the senator from Georgia,
Is seriously 111 at her home here and her
friends -are worried over her condition.
She- Is .suffering from a general break
down following an unusually vigorous
social season. Physicians today an
nounced that she showed some slight
Improvement.
DENIAL JABS.
Marks (with newspaper) Hen's a man
who says that borrowing Is a disease.
Do you believe It?
Parks Yes, and that lending is Insanity,
Boston Transcript .
"You nave a largo library. Do you
read much?" '
"Not much. I have never yet been able
to And. a set of books that was as Inter
esting a the talk of the agent who sold
it to me." Washington Star,
Six-Weeks Bride I- want to get a di
vorce from my husband.
,-wyc'wVou'r.e n,t Ured ot him al
ready, are you?
Six-week rtf-Mo KTn. t.,,, t ...hi ... '
the time I get the divorce. Judge.
!.!d En,"y enjoy! her trip abroad?"
I'Bhe says she- did."
Emily has such a receptive mind." k
iA.re you.8.ure l.1 '? her mlnd All she
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
f'3nin.Pa7lu1 n,lK!t ,be considered the
remlnlne of the umbrella. I suppose."
;;i suppose so. Wh.at about It?"
- Ji Zt. 1B, wo,ndln " the .first par-
-Pittsburgh T Post an'ua-s
"WhV urn lunnl. , I- . !.
!!35y. "houldn't they be?"
life as squealers ? '-Baltlmore American.
Emnlovpr rin
an office boaf' " UUM 01
Ofric. nmiv.. i. .... ... .'
t.VJ. . Cr "r we up tne dook-
keeper when I hear the boss comlnir.i-
imcw Orleans Times-Democrat.
r.3?.ti-!ayT,YouIls Jobbs 18 a. practical
Christian. But how. can you prove It?"
For one thing he 'always 'dances, with
the wallflowers at a ball." Baltimore
American.
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