Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, April 01, 1913, Page 7, Image 7
THE BEE: OMAHA, TrWSDAY, APRIL 1, 101.1, Oh! It's Great to Be Married Copyright, 1913, International Nowa Service. Drawn for The Bee by George McManua C6ME on WO 0 TO THE FAMTV DR?S"b BALL T"OMiHT vvrm me: CO THERE AND OCK. AT A LOT OF aUM DRESSES ANOCOSTOMK,? nc 'OR home: I CANT UHOEITAND VHAT CAH SEC N AN APA LIKE that: OH: ETTlNi A ORESb MADE DEAR? tvo of them, if "you please "hou find some cold dishes in the ice oox eat and come IN -I WANT Qj O SEE HOW u uwuuu u tr 7 'i 't I TAnEl u u " " " u u jJ fflp i M d.p in that . llllllllllliBllI ISjEr 4 I I WAINT I IMC I I ' I II lV.ICi 1 I I I - i i j 1 1 i ill a g m 1 a H ! issaTr r kviR fi j i i:svmji i i i ,'nA iie ill i I -e ' ' ' DP ' All Fool's Day Br HEV. THOMAS B. GREGORY. It would bo very plcaBant to learn Just how long ago It was that "AH Fools' day" was Instituted, but the pleasure will never' bo ours. Of the real origin of the merry day" abso lutely nothing Is known. Amusing beyond description, how ever, are some of the kttemptH that lovers ot antiquity have made to pluck out the heart ot Its mys tery. There are writers who trace the fool nitiklne custom back to the old Roman Saturnalia festi val that had as one of Its distinguishing features the making of fools, the tricking of people Into all sorts of laughable sit uations. jOthers are quite positive that the day finds its origin In the East Indian "Featt of Hun." In Hlndoostan. Tho last day of the oriental feast Is March 31, on which day the chief business Is to send people on errands and expeditions that are sure to end in disappointment and disgust. In tho year 1769 the "contributing edi tor" of one of the leading London news papers wrote for his editor-ln-chlef an exhaustive article to prove that All Fools' day arose from the mistako that our old friend Noah made In sending the dove out of, the ark before there was any dry land for the bird to rest on. The most plausible conjecture Is the one which gives the custom Its rise in France, in the year 1564. France was the first European country, It seems, to adopt the reformed calendar. As a result of the adoption of tho new calendar New Year's day was carried back to January 1, and arid pretended gifts and mock ceremonial visits were made on April 1, with the view of playing the Joke on those who had forgotten the change ot dates. They had io much fun on that day tho custom was kept up through the years and has held on right up to the present time. The oustom passed from France to Eng land, but not until so late as the begin ning of the eighteenth century. Joseph Addison, the delightful essayist, writes of It as a custom that had but recently been Introduced, and tho celebrated Dean Swift, author of "Gulliver's Travels." had lots of fun with the day while U was etlll new In the land. From what has been said of the bril liant Dean It Is quite easy to believe that he mightily enjoyed April Fool's day. A pessimist and a cynic, it must have tickled him almost to death to be able t make "monkeys" of "God's great est cjreatlon." lordly man. Putting aside all attempts at discover ing the place where and the time when All Fools' Day originated. It may be well to conclude, as Is probably the truth, that It Is practically as old as the race Somebody has said that man la a "yon--der-mlnded animal," which Is true enough and It Is equally true that he Is a fun loving animal especially when he can get the fun out of his fellow men. The big ger the game, the keener and richer the sport, and to have fun with the dlgnl fltd "top of creation" Is doubtless a trick that Is as old as mankind itself. And we may be sure that as long as the race endures along with It will b found this, tho most thoroughly human of day-April Fools' Day with Its pranks of man upon man with its mischief making and side-splitting laughter. The Manicure Lady By WILLIAM F. KIRK. "It must bo fine to be one ot them newspaper fellers that can all the time get passes," said the Head Barber. "That guy that I Just turned out ot the chair is a newspaper feller and he gave mo two scats to the Hippodrome. It Is pretty soft when you don't have to kick In with two bucks a seat. That kind of a Job beats shaving a mile." "I used to think that way myself." said the Manicure Lady, "because I had many a pass slipped to me In my day by them Park Row boys. I used to think that If I had been a man I couldn't ask for no better Job than to be a, star on a big newspaper and make friends with great men and press agents. Brother Wilfred used to have the same ambition and wrote verses like a beaver chewing at a tree until he had so many sonnets and all them freak things he loved to write come back from the editors as fast ns Mattlo's fast ball. The poor boy is through with that now and Is spending his time looking at the want ad page and touching the old gent for on occasional four bits. 'The way I came to change my mind, George, about the soft snap these news paper boys have was like this: A young feller came In here tho other day to have his nails did, and he was sure some smart kid, not one of them fresh bookmakers like Joe Blow, that used to come"hera and get fresh with me until, they stopped racing and he had to use his own scissors. This kid happened to mention that he was on a newspaper, and when 1 asked him If he knew any press agents he told me that he knew a dozen regular ones. "He asked me what show I wanted to KG to, George. I told him I would llko one cheap seat in some uptown show, and the dear boy told me that a big league girl like me deserved better seats than that. He gave me two swell seats to ono, of the best shows on Broadway;" "That was Just what I meant," said the Head Barber, "when I said It Was pretty soft to be a newspaper guy and go to all the shows free, and tho ball games and the prlzo fights." "I ain't through, George," said the Manicure Lady. "When I made tho same remark to him about how nice It must be to be down there on Park Row, where everything Is free to Jounrnallsts, he looked at me ktnda sad and said, 'Kid, this Isn't any cinch, this Park Row game that you are talking about. I thought It was myself when I came here from a little paper out west, figuring on being another Horace Greeley, but after a few years on a big paper in New Tork City a man has a lot of his illusions shattered, for every free ticket he gets he gives a few hours of sleep, hours he spent with those same press agents, hours that much better had been spent In bed." "Two-thirds of the 'scoops' he gets mean a long tramp into some muddy country that lasts till near press time or a night under the white lights, waiting for the scoop to come by accident. It's a tough game, kid, and it's a) whole lot swifter than It Is soft.' That's what he told me, George, and I believed him when I seen all them gray hairs on his temples and him only a young man." "I suppose he ought tp know a lot more about It than I do," said the Head Barber, "and I don't suppose I'd ever care very much for that kind of a Job any way. This proposition of mine suits me all right, and I guess I'll stlcc to It." "If the only other Job In the world was being a newspaper man," said the Mani cure La,dy, "It's a cinch you would be a barber- Let literature alone, George, and keep on shaving." Royal "White Slavers" Pursue American Girl Singers Abroad, Says United States Prima Donna H0W IB1LOOB IS MABE. The liquids and the digested food in tho alimentary canal pass through tbs wall of the canal into the blood. Thlt process it called aitorptita and takes place chiefly from tho small intestine. After absorption the blood carries the food through the body, and each cell takes from the btood the food it needs. A pure glyceric extract made from bloodroot, mandrake, stone, queen's root and golden teal ,root. and told by druggists for the past forty years under the name of Doctor Pierce's Golden medical Discovery, gives uniformly excellent results at a tonie to help in the assimilation of fhs food and in' tho abtorption by the blood of the food it requires. 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Bu Iter talfna Dr Pierce's Coklen Medlral Ulecorery with the Pleasant V.1UU ' It Iuji nude roc a well man which ! something to lire for." An lntensoly Interesting story ot trials which beset an American girl seeking operatic fame abroad Is told here toduy by Minnie Tracey, an American prima donna of world wide reputation. Miss Tracey went to Europe as an ob scure singer gifted with a splendid voice. She was a young woman of Refinement, well educated, and a member of an ex cellent family. A daughter of the late Colonel John Tracy ot Albany, nor relatives Included tho Lorlllaril Bpescers. DeWItt Clintons, Van Rennsselaers and Duchenes. From the beginning she was beset by temptations, presented by fabulously rich and sometimes royal "white slavers." Ono of the greatest bankers In France offered to get her an engagement In the opcru "under certain conditions. Prince Mo hemmed All, brother of the khedlve of Egypt, showered her with Jewels and fol lowed them with, veiled Insults, "I have had a hundred chances for scandals," she says. But she thrust them all aside and gained her reputation as a singer purely through her own ability. Her own story Is well worth thought and study. Here it Is: Uy MINNIE TRACKV. Thl In the time of the year which flndB the grand opera star at the zenith of her glory. Her audiences have seen licr on ih. niRirn niralii and again, when the charms of her voice and her person hnvo een enhanced by the highest art. Cen turies of mythology, of history, oi me creative genius of man have given her rolH to act and rongs to sing so won derful that they can neyer die. Her admirers read aooui ner ... home, surrounded by souvenirs ot emper ors and princes, grand dukes and distin guished statesmen, wnue ine ...u oc clusive women In the capitals ot the world are proud to be among her friends. How many gls of New yotk. mBu. Boston. Philadelphia and San Francisco , n nrilnntlv longing to Join the bands of other American girls In Eu- rope, struggling toward the goal oi mo operatlo star. It Is a small army over there, and from the best blood "In this country. And there Is hardly a girl who Is not from a homevwhere tho family nobly sacrifice to give her her chance abroad. The mothers wear clothes of the Beason before last. The' fathers wear patched shoes and shabbyi coats. Often this la not enough-they mortgage their home steads, and thnlr dimming eyes have tho haunting, tragic "fear of an unprotected old' age. "It Is such a glorious thlnE to be a grand opera prima donna worth all the price we have to pay," Is what they say. But Is it? What Is the whole story not only the chapters which all tho world has read, but those secret pages not often revealed. Take the American girl who Is equipped the best, not only with beautiful voice and dramatic talent, which, of course. w tUn for granted, but who Is a lady by birth and breeding, and with mopey enough to pay her way until launched upon her career. Such a girl has a suppleness and adapt ability of mind which advances her quickly at first beyond other girls not likewise endowed. It Rives her the In tellectual ability to grasp the points of an opera and the historical situations ot the personages. A girl, for Instance, who knows at once that epoch in Italian history concerned with Tosca, when a police agent like Bcarpta had powers equaling. If not ex ceeding, those of the Pope, would know intuitively how powerless a woman like Tosca would be in his hands a canary trying to escape from a tiger cat. The refinement of being a lady will keep this girl seriously at her work In studying to become a great artist. The temptations that would appeal to others would only disgust her. She will not bee them often. Having enough money to pay her way, she will not have the terrible tempta tion to sell her soul for bread and butter and music lesaons. Plenty of famous masters and artists would suggest It in veiled words If she were poor and came to them for aid. The girl's family prestige will give her the enormous advantage ot an Immediate position in European society. It she has but modest means, aho can live at the top of a rhabb- r-o-jre i a quiet atreet . t (. n e . lety crowd j Into kt. acu. while jlch women F , ' - .- iu rr MJNN1K TltACfc.1, UKfcJA'i'AAiii,HR'AN SINQKlt. Sho Is a daughter of the late Colonel John Tracey of Albany and Is re'lated to the Lorrlllard Spencers, DeWItt Clintons, Van Rensselaers and Duchenes. As a young woman sho went abroad to study for grand opera and encountered many startling obstacles and Insults, of which Ene tells In an article warning American girls wltlL oporatlc ambitions. are spending thousands upon entertain ments to which no one troubles to go. These are the girl's experiences at first. For when sho Is successfully launched, having proven herself an artist, and be gins climbing the ladder she finds that being born a lady is moro ot a burden than a blessing. The majority of her European competi tors are not ot gentle birth. Most of them come from Nowhere. And they have heard from the cradle up that the greatest prima donna Is she who Is tho greatest courtesan. It is the European tradition, as old as the European hills. They have studied 'under masters who believed it and who have told them roughly that tho only way to learn how to portray a Carmen or a Delilah wus to have the emotional experiences of such as they. In France, for Instance, many of the artists are like Marie Dclna, once a dishwasher at a little inn at Meudon. They are like Rachel and Judith, women of many adventures und changing loves. And the Paris opera is in a state ot terri ble corruption. The dlreotors depend upon the government officials for their position. Often the prima donnas are foisted upon the public by cabinet min isters who openly act as their "protec tors." In Germany many of the singers have succeeded because "protected" by tho orchestra leader. He can make or mar any singer. What can you do If the orchestral movements are dragged, or If, when you are singing "piano," ' the or chestra thunders "forte?" The t. Petersburg opera Is ruled by tho Imperial family, and the grand dukes take turns In "protecting" the stars. Ot what use Is the American girl's family prestige and education against such conditions except to burden her with a conscience and a flaming sword to bar hor progress? And sho will never bo frte from at tack. Moat men in Europe will take it lor srtntod that she Isn't "straight" Just iv ear ago one of tho greatest UanKers m Fra.iee. whove daughters ara my Ultimate fri rids, offered to get mc uii uugagement of tares years at tho opera. But I discovered that It meant to bo Instulled In tho Bols de Boulogne In a house' belonging to him, to use his automobiles, to wear his Jewels to be long to him without the formality of a marriage. In Geneva, where I go every year, I thought I had so many friends that no ono would darp to Insult me. But on night recently, during the first act of "Isolde," ono of the rich men-of the city, whoso letters I had Ignored, took his re vengo by hiring people to como In and tin me u trlok which my friends for tunately discovered in time. In Cairo I came to my dressing room between acts in "A Ida" and found a Jewel case upon my table. It contained a magnificent pearl necklace and enor mous pearl drops for the ears. Just then there was a rup nt the door. A small Anb servant In red tarbosch and brilliant bluo troiwers stood there bowing, and in broken French he said: "My mastor begs you to accept this small gift, and a carrlago will bo wait ing for you at tho stage door after the performance. He begs you to use It ns your own." As noon as I could get away I borrowed a long cloak from my maid, enveloped myself In a heavy black veil and slipped out of the theater, leaving the pearls on the dressing table und passing, In my dltgulee, unnoticed, past two t 'ks (foot men) In while, red and gold, ho were waiting to usher me Into the carriage of Prince Mohommed AH, tho brother of the khedlve. I never itnow what became of the pearls and confess that I sometimes think of them with longing and wonder If my virtue wpuld have been ImpeacheJ If I had worn them away under my black veil. But If I had, I would probably not have retained the devoted friendship of Lord Kitchener, then alrdar of Egypt He often tells the story. I have had a hundred ohitncea fur scandals. Sometimes the artists In Eu rope take the trouble to express their amazement that I don't regret not huv lug had one "Wnst a. lot of advertising you have missed," they exclaim. Ella Wheeler Wilcox On Optimism The Man Who Hopes for Better Things Without Working To Produce Them is of Little Use to tho World. lly ELLA WlUSliLlilt WIU'OX. Copyright, 1513, by Stur Company. One hears a great deul about optimism. The dictionary tells us an optimist Is one who believes that everything Is ordered tor the best, and that all things are working, together for good In tho Universe. But many people may bo encountered who call them selves optimists un wisely. Hopeful ness Is an excel lent quality. Vet hopefulness with out common sense or reason to give It balance may be a man's ruin. 1 recull a man who was always optimistic about his farm. Ho expected good results each yenr, and when others shook their heads over drouth or flood or sterile soli he looked up the bright side and planned what ho wguld do with tho wonderful yield he knew was to be his. Meunwhllo he Idled away his time, let his land run to weeds nnd was always the Inst to sow his seed or gather his crops. He was forever In debt and the farm added mortgage to mortgage. That Is the kind of optimism which would do well to change tta nature and become "worry." For the worylng farmer would ut leaat plough his soli and sow his seed and gather his crops In season, for fear of disaster. I know a young woman who Is al ways "going to do" wonderful things. She has a beautiful voice and money to cultivate it, and she Is "colnir t mi,u singer" some of these days. That H wnai sue tells her friends, with hopo and ambition in her eyes. But she lets the weeks nnd months slip Into years and never takes a lesson. When spoken to upon the subject sho smiles brightly and says she has been so busy she could not get around to muslo lessons, but that they are sure to come in time. She does not realize that there Is no time but now. What has been, or what Is to be, la not. The- Hoy Knew. hnw "J? i?,y W.a" .,alf en down 10 tho dog a tl,. Ce"trl armory the other nlgnt. He almost went wild with delluht tJr,VChuvh,i!ihll;lHtB- 1,6 be?ed tX iiluy. 5,m thc. P"'-wlnnlng Russian wolfhtund. and he explained In a loud tVthJ"Perr J?0 eRHy ,U u t Pocket R,,e!llCtt" I'Birless pet and take .t homo t' mother. He llkod almost oil the dogs In fact, ri?.4'.in;' n,'Xy ?1T 'x,'l"it and that wot the little cage of drcithunds. .u"V'-.,llln.'t .W H'"5 to have one .if thsuhlect fothcr. tiying to change "Nawl I kin make one o' them with four toothpicks and a cucumber." Youpgstuwn Telegraph. Only now ts If you have a talent, or an object of any kind In view, unless you are doing1 something toward Its perfection today yon have no right to be optimistic. If you are doing slipshod or careless work, or letting things go, taking the optimistic view that they nre sure to como out all right because everything: Is for tho bost In the world, then you uro building houses of sand, and the waves of time will destroy them for you, You are worse' than the philosophical pessimist, who declares everything Is going to the dogs, yet who makes the most of ench day as It passes. To de serve the name of optimist and to reap the benefits which optimism surely brlngn we must lay our foundation In thought and build on Its works. We may Imagine thc upper stories of our mansions before we build them, but we must not attempt to occupy them until they are solid facts. Many people mistako egotism and con celt for optimism. They expect their most absurd project to surceed becaufe It is" theirs. Seir. esteem Is an excellent quality, but n certain humility of spirit is a becWng garment wherewith to clothe this pii?w The true optimist Is humblo of spirit. Hu ' knows himself to be a part of the uni verse, and he knows the universe rests upon the shoulders of love. But he realizes the necessity for each atom ot the universe to do Its appointed part. Just as each portion ot a machine has ItH Importance In the perfection of the wholp. That all thing will work out event ually for good ho knows, but he must help bring the result. Optimistic thoughts Are great powers for success, but, like faith, they are dead without works, Every day wo hear people saying that th world will outgrow war. That is th optimistic view to take, but when we see those same people rushing to gape at and do honor to a war hero and pour ing over the details of bloody battles we cannot help wondoring Just what part they are taking in the world's evolution toward peace. I know a good churchman who prays for "peace and good will to oil men, ' yet when he felt a business man haJ overcharged him to tho extent ol 12 he declared he would "get even with him," and make that overcharge cost him doar. There was war In his heart, his voice and his face as he said It. How can we expect the world to grow better and kinder unless we ourselves grow in those directions. How can we fiiilg from the lips meaningless optimism and go forth and belle our words by what we do? "By their works ye shall know them," BBtr WSjM J . JleaBBBBBr r V1 lelBBBBBBaSWneiBBBBBSe' 1 I mmm taHI The Soela Fountain Drink that AU Like Armour's Bouillon. 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