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TIIE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: MABOH 30, 1913.
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State of Nebraska. County of Douglas.ss:
Dwight Williams, circulation manager
of The Beo Publishing company, being
duly sworn, says that the average daily
circulation for the month of. Fobruaiy,
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i Bnbacrlbera IcrtIiib; the city
temporarily should hare The llro
mailed to them. Address Trill be
chnriffed am often am requested.
Tornadoes always havo tho last
If you sympathize, now Is tho
time to holp.
Many a man bogan to Blip by plac
ing his foot on tho brass rail,
Nothing but tho mortgage loft to
indicate -whore many a homo stood.
Now watch for end-of-tho-world-ers
after theso elemental distur
bances. Got tho ghouls, who, for any pur
pose, attempt to coin money out of
It has been a weok of national
agony, but tho spirit of Americans
t In tho mattor of tornado Insur
ance again, hindsight Is usually bet
ter than foresight.
- A correspondent writes to ask
what great purpoBO has the boy scout
Movement met, Qlro it up.
The senate may bo sura that
James Hamilton Lewis is to havo
the vary latest thing in togas.
Tho universal brotherhood of man
has not been realized, but wo havo
mado notable progress, toward It,
The British suffragettoa should
ajeo by now that . dynamltp blows
thorn into prison much faster than
into possession of tho ballot.
Somo newspapers aro commenting
on tho long life of our navy officers.
"Why not? What- could be more
conducive to health than riding
around on tho beautiful ocean?
If our law-makers at Lincoln will
pass tho appropriation bills, they
may adjourn any old day now with
out drawing down on them the
slightest resembianco of publio
The way to "spare- us" a special
election" Is to kill the water district
bill altogether, and no long-felt want
will bo denied, except tho want of
the $6,000 political engineer for a
perpetual guaranty of his Job.
Mr. Bryan Is unfitted by nature for
any official position which demands'
Judgment Mr. Hearst's newspapers.
Yet Mr. Hearst and his newspa
pers fairly tore up the earth in one
campaign trying to elect. Mr. Bryan
to the highest offico in tho land.
Tho wonder is that many deaths
were got caused by live wires imme
diately after the tornado, when peo
ple began tramping about In tho
darkness ovor the devastated dis
trict. Thero is occasion here for
They're taxing- this and taxing- that
From roal estate to last year's hat;
The wholo blame thing's been done to
"Why not begin to tax our breath?
Sometimes even that seems to be
taxed as heavily aa tho traffic will
Lincoln seems to be going through
the same experience that Omaha had
In Its first commission plan of gov
ernment try-out. All kinds of tim
ber arallabje lor commlsslonershlps,
but altogether too much basswood
and willow and not enough oak and
Out-of-town visitors ore unani
mous in their verdict of pralso for
tho prompt, systematic and energetic
way in which Omaha has taken in
( band ttfe work of relieving Its tor
nado sufferers, and repairing tho
damage dono. There is satisfaction
Where- It Hits Hardest.
Whore dlwutor like our terrible
tornado hlU hardest Is In its blind
ing blow to hopoa and' ambitions.
Sudden doath ls-traglc and heart
rending, and phynloal suffering
carries' duo pest -dlstross, booause
nothing can replaco loved ones lost
or mitigate tho cruel agony of
broken limbs and torn flesh. Tlino,
however, assuagon grief, and In tlmo
also-wounds will hoal, though leav
ing scars, and in time houses will be
repaired or rebuilt.
Blasted hopes and crushed ambi
tions, however, ofton fall to rovlvo.
Think of tho man or womnn who
has tolled for years to got ahead In
the World, who underwent sacrifice
to oduculo children, whosb hard
enrncd savings have boon Invested In
n homo, bo It over so lowly, who was
beginning to plan for the futtiro, and
then In a moment Is sot back to start
all over ngaln at the beginning, with
the years flpwn and tho strength to
do again stopped.
That is whero tho blow strikes
heaviest, where Us doadonlng offectB
last longest, whero It- takes a
mightier effort for tho fallen to riso,
whore mental anguish Is keenest,
whore comfort, sympathy, and help
aro most noedod.
Attention to Rural Churches.
Most religious denominations are
porploxed with tho reported decay of
tho rural church llfo, especially
markod In tho last decade. Somo
are attempting to dovlso ways of ro-
hablliation, and ono hits upon tho
Idea of Inducing tho cream of Its
seminary graduates to doyote the
first thruo years of' their nc'tlvo min
istry to country churchcB. If the
rotrogrosslon In tho country Is duo
to a lack of capablo leadership, this
plan shohld work out with splendid
results, if It can bo mado to work at
all. Tho tondoncy is for tho young
minister to do tho best ho can in
selecting his first field of labor, and
that seldom means a country church,
or' a mission church, as it happens
to bo In many cases. Tho rosult Is
that Uiobo who cannot got tho at
tractive pulpltu go to tho remote
places and, a leading church papor
says, this has becomo so common as
to suggest that tho young man who
takes tho mission church could do
no hotter, and this invites odium,
which hlndors good work.
Tho ldoa is to creato a fund undor
homo mission boards for aiding min
isterial studonts through seminary
with tho agreement that they aro to
glvo their first throe Years to thn
homo mission or rural flold. This,
it 1b believed, w.ould glvo tho coun
try tho advantage of oxc'nntlnnnt
ability, rojuvonato country life and
in turn croato now religious, ro
sourcoa available to tho entire nroDa-
ganda. The thoory seoms plausible.
inaamuoh as tho church, as well as
most other groat agencies, has drawn
much of its slnows from tho country,
seems high tlrap, it woro looking
more sharply to tho Imnnrtnn r
cultivating its sourco of BUppllos.
In glancing over the list
contained in tho fourth edition of
now spelling rocenUy issued, ono is
inclined to boliovo thero aro some
things even worse than tho old sys
tem of orthography. Thero may bo
an advantage somqwhoro In spelling
following" without the "w." "echo"
with tho "h," jand "gone" with tho
"o," but "whore may we ask? Or
Wh V Rno.ll llhvnlHnh "fvdlnln.. l a
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odd "od," and phonograph "fono
graph," and enough "onur?" bo wo
really owe that much tq simplicity, or
ovon to euphony? ,Havo wo not some
sugni aoot to tho appearance of
things, if not to our ancestors?
But If revisions in our BDiMllnir
aro bogun, why loto the whelp dis
tance? For lnstanco, why stop at
spelling physician i-y-s-i-c-l-a-n? if
wo aro going in for simplified spell
ing, let us go In,' right and spoil this
word "flzlshun," which is much moro
simple .than tho otor. And so on
down the list many such Improve
ments suggest themselves. Whatever
groat and Important need is to be met
by this spelling reform we confoss
our ignorance of it cortainly cannot
bo mot by any half-way work. Re
form to be offecttvo must bo drastic
That Municipal Paper,
Tho citizens of Los Angeles by a
referendum vote havo '.'recalled"
their municipal newspaper, foundod
a year ago for the purpose of secur
ing publication of "reliable news"
"concerning all departments of civic
llfo. It cost 136,000 a yoar to
maintain the papor nnd by a large
majority the venture has been dis
It must be almost solf-ovldont that
whatever ills or faults the dally
newspaper may possess aro hot cur
able by tho remody of a municipal
organ. Tho roason is that no "organ
can over boconio or take tho place of
a newspaper, Tho business of a
newspaper is. Intimately related to
publish news with all possible ac
curacy as to "the facts, and as tho
paper is Intimately related to and
and depondent upon popular favor
for Its support, responsible to its
readers for what it says and does,
the privately-owned paper is more
amenable to public reproof than an
official organ could possibly bo.
The f reo press contemplated by the
authors of the constitution was not
n prossownod or controlled by tho
government. It was a press un
trammolod by any restrictive Infl
ence or hamporlng manacles In any
way calculated to lessen Its ac
countability to tho public. Official
organs muy bo sot up nnd main
tained, but they are not, and cannot
bo newspapers in tho real aonso.
The Psychology of Exaggeration.
It Is too bad that, as If adding to
Omaha's calamity, the news fakor
must play upon our mlsfortuno by
gross oxaggoratlon. His earliest
statement of losses havo been per
sisted In until thoy havo evidently
boon accepted as true all over the
land. While thero may havo been
some excuse for distortion at the
first, natural to most minds undor
tho stress of shock, thore is no ex
cuse for lotting theso roports stand
uncorrected. One of tho moBt re
liable and conservative Now York
papers discusses oditorlally our loss
of llfo at 300 and property at $12,
000,000. Similarly tho report has
been repeated that Omaha had
$1,000,000 on hand at tho very start
for roliof. One report oven quotes
Commissioner Ryder as saying so,
which shows that the exaggeration
was neither accidental or excusable,
Undor conditions such aB those
visited upon this and other communi
ties during tho week, the mind In
stinctively tends to magnify Instead
of minimizing results. A cyclone or
tornado is nover thought of In tho
positive, but always tho suporlativo
dogreo. Our mental processes seom
Incapable of accurato conclusions
undor stress, which, howevor, is not
surprising. To see ten lives and a
hundred houses swept away suggests
a hundred lives and a thousand
houses. Yot men do not trust tholr
distracted senses for tho facts; they
sook them out by diligent search,
having found which, thoy revise
tholr conceptions, If thoy aro honost.
But some will ovon then grudgingly
accept or frankly reject tho truth,
preferring to cling to tho first Im
pression simply bocausri It Is moro
American Adviser for China.
It is nntural that China should
again como to America for an offi
cial advisor to tho now republic as
an aid In tho reform of its constitu
tion, for America is the sourco of its
inspiration for constitutional gov
ernment Dr. Sun Yat Sen, founder
of tho republic, Is a product of Amor
lean social and educational lnfluenco,
as aro many of tho men associated
with him In this great revolutionary
Tho summons of Prof. Prank J.
Qoodnow of Columbia university to
Borve as advisor to the Chinese gov
ernment Is only another tribute to
our scholarship and Institutions.
This Is regarded In the United Statos
as a most fortunato BOloctlon, for in
the long years of his sorvico at Co
lumbia Prof. Qobdnow has exerted
far-reaching influonco upon other
scholars, who havo gono to tho ends
of tho oarth. Indeod, ho has had
undor his tutolago somo of tho young
loaders of tho Now China. The English-speaking
secretary to Prosldont
Yuan Chi Knl, in fact, is a graduate
of Columbia, which has received its
quota of tho young Chinese sent to
this country undor tho terms of tho
Hay agreement, growing out of ho
Boxer lndomnlty concession, to bo ed
ucated In our colleges and universi
ties. Prof, Goodnow's opportunity will
be groat, and his ability to moet tho
tost Ib aoknowlodgod. His eminenco
as n student and teacher of consti
tutional government and economic
development Is recognized abroad.
Another scholar thus goes forth into
the field of politics of tho widest pos
slblo domain to prove, no doubt, tho
eminent fitness of scholarship for tho
practical administration of govern
mental affairs. -
The Home in Court
Tho Chicago Tribune suggests that
our courts aro rapidly becoming dc
mestlcatod, that wheroas family quar
rels In tho past wero quietly settled
around the fireside by calling on eld
erly undo or aunt to act as arbiter,
the man and wife today parade their
grievances boforo the rld In civil
court; that Instead of a bod slat in
the hands of a stern, but loving
father for the boy who stolo an apple,
today the lad is haled before an
auBtero Juvenllo judge. All of
which, opines the Tribune, suggests
the wisdom of women us Judges and
assistants to judges as specialists in
Perhaps we shall come to that
wo have come to so many queer ends
but where is tho assurance of Its
accomplishing the desired object? It
Is sad to observe how poorly our pres
ent modern methods of reform seem
to compare with the past in conduc
ing to the wholesome conditions of
tho homo, if the comparison may bo
made partially from the standpoint
of tho ever Increasing number of
homes blasted by divorce and boys
sent to various correctional Institu
tions, boys, who, perhaps, are llttlo
different from the lads of other days.
Before resorting to additional public
expedients to reform the home, would
it not be wise to attempt some reform
within tho home, Itself? That, of
course, suggests a difficult task, so
long sb parents are diverted from the
supreme Importance of maintaining
the old-fashioned fireside as the cen-
tor of chief attraction to themselves
and their chlldrpn.
Like Mother, Like Son.
Tho llttlo boy, his brother and
widowed mother had lost their lowly
cottage and all belongings In the
storm. Tho child was sent to a
friend to ask for work for the
mother. The friend offered him a
"Oh, no, mother wouldn't want me
to take that," he said, drawing back.
"Why, you need it; you havo no
money and no home," urged the
"No," porslstod the boy, ".mother
says thoro are so many wOrso off
than wo," and ho took tho money
Rather largo altruism for a lnd of
8, but it was genuine. Evidently U
roflectod tho stout, true heart of the
lonely little widow seeking nothing
but tho opportunity of earning bread
for herself and two llttlo boys.
Weak, orrlng humanity scales
somo lofty hoighU sometimes, and
It seoms to riso highest from the
lowest depressions of adversity.
Many an object lesson of tho nobility
of character Iibb come from the tense
trials of tho last week to teach us
what It means to llvo. Such a
mother of such a son will not -wont
long after he grows up, and she must
not want now.
City Charter Limitations.
While in tho framing of a home-
ruio charter tho charter-makers have
a practically free hand over nil
strictly municipal activities, they are
still subject to limitations which rulo
out many suggestions that urn hnlnir
offered. Good advice is always do-
sirea ana welcomed, but unless those
giving advice havo a fair notion nf
charter Jurisdiction their suggestions
are apt to bo moro or less Imprac
Tho work of tho charter-makers,
it should bo understood, must be sub
ject to tho general state laws. It Ib
the consensus of legal opinion that
thoy cannot ropeal or change laws
that apply uniformly throughout tho
state or to all cities. If so, wo can
not through our charter abolish tho
8 o'clock, law or tho Albert law, any
more than wo can resclmP'the law
making It a felony to steal or to sot
up a gambling dovlco, although wo
might possibly add local regulations
on top of stato restrictions. It is a
question whether wo can altor the
distribution of governmental powers.
For oxample, judicial power is vested
with tho regularly constituted judgos,
and poor relief devolves upon the
county. Tho charter-makers cannot
take ovor tho county hospital to the
city any more than thoy can take
over the county court house, so that
suggestions relating to reorganiza
tion of county hospital and poor
farm, however portinent, como as
goods to the wrong market, unloss it
is the desire to have tho city dupli
cate work now dono by the county.
Charter-makers are limited In
many other ways by tho peculiar
traditions of our own city govern
ment, by property and Institutions
bolonglng to the city which are, and
must be, maintained by the existing
debt burden and by present and
prospoctlvo financial resources. In
tho vory nature of things, Omaha's
new charter must be a revision and
rearrangement rather than a brand
new factory -product built for nn
It is inevitable that large numbers
of strangors from around about will
visit Omaha to view the district de
vastated by tornado. This is a
natural and not reprohonsible curi
osity tho result of a situation that
is presented whenever such a catas
trophe occurs. To tho credit of the
railroads it should bo said that they
aro not exploiting the storm damage
in a spectacular way and, though ro
questod to do so, havo refused to
put on special trains or to promote
tornado scene excursions. Visitors
who como on their own accord, how
evor, should bo treated courteously,
and will in turn be expected to de
mean themselves properly.
Ib Woodrow Wilson tho twenty,
eevonth or twenty-eighth president?
Tho question Is agitating tho public
mind and may have to go to The
Hague for settlement It depends
whethor Ororer 'Cleveland bo con
sidered one or two presidents. Hid
most ardent admirers think he will
rank in history as the equal of
Lincoln has started tho wheels for
a homo rule chartqr convention.
What's tho matter with a water dis
trict including Havelock, Collego
View and University Place to take
over Lincoln's water plant and re
lievo tho good people of Lincoln of
the necessity of managing their own
There was no hysterical outpour
ing to "spare us a special election"
when the commission plan of city
government was framed conditional
on its adoption by popular vote at a
special elecUon. nor when the
$8,250,000 water bonds wore forced
through by two special elections.
Mr. Bryan expresses pleasure over
the result of tho senatorial election
in Illinois, where the deadlock ended
by the choice of one democrat ant
ono republican senator, and froze
out the candidate of tho progressive
party, Just what Is It hero that
pleases Mr. Bryan.?
i iay m vraatm;
COMPILED FROM DEE, FILES
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Thirty Years Alto
A grand muslcale and literary enter
tainment was irlven at the North Pres.
bytcrlan church, the nrocrnm Including
musical numbers by Ella Armstrong, Ber
tie Ulakler, I'rofessor 11. D. Pell, Grace
Pratt and .Icttle Hulbert, Stella Shllt,
Linma Ulakler and Arohlo Pratt nnd W
W. Held, and recitations or reading's by
Florence French, Hattte Hapgood, Jessie
Carew, Ella Prou, Rev. F. S. Blayne"y
and Hose Eddy.
The republican primaries were held to
choose delegates to a city convention.
Among the delegates still around were
E. K. Long, Fred Behm, W. J. Connell,
E. W. Slmeral, W. J. Broatch, Ed. Leeder,
The Cozzens house, renovated and re
built some time ago by the firm of Her
& Chapman, has at last been rented to
me nrm of 8. J. ealsman for five years
A whole fleet of prairie schooners
passed through, the city westward bound
The Paxton hotel is making a good
move In having their cmralnr donnort
the south side of Farnam street seems to
De hopelessly lost in the mud.
Max Meyer ft Bro. offer two prizes to
roller skaters, a gold chatellne to tho
...... vwiuHMiiiru lauy sxater and a
goia naage to the best gentleman skater.
Mr. and Mm. T. C. Brunner are mmtrn.
lng the loss of their CvminH ,,,v.
ter. Kaloolah C, whose funeral will take
piace tomorrow from tho residence on
iNinoteenth and Cuming streets.
Mr. and Mrs. W. L Wright. Sev
enteenth and Ueavenworth streets, an
nounce tho advent of a babv rlrl.
New notary publio commissions have
come tor w. J. Martin. W. O. Hemlng.
way and Miss Eva C. Babcock.
Twenty Yen Aim
At -tho rogulnr meeting of the Pressmen,
Storeotypers nnd Eleotrotypers' union
.-no. zi, tnese officers were electeiV
H. Taggart, president; O. P. Black, vice
president; . u. Rowzee, recording cor
respondent nnd financial
J. Buckley, treasurer; M. J. Buckloy, O
IP. Black and F. H. Taggart, delegates
to central Labor union; M. J. Buckley,.
ueiegaie to me international Typograph
The city council's charges against tho
uuara or Health proved to be a Jug
handled affair when aired in an invo.H,
gntlon nnd the whole affair developed
Into something of a farce. Councllmen
Elsasser, McAndrews and .1niVlhan n...
dpalsniUed as the inquisitors for the coun
cil nnd Drs. Somcrs nnd Towne nnd Chief
inspector Bherrer of the health rt.na,
ment were questioned, but no evidence
oi their inattention to business wan
urought forth that aroused any serious
Plans were made for the funemt n.t.
urday of Dr. Rueben H. Plcard, who died
ai me age of 74, nt 1816 South T.nh
street, after a residence of thirty-five
years in umnna.
The Continental Clothlnir
advertising a gale of spring overcoats
iur anu ib all-wool, dark seal-brown
melton overpoats from is to S10.
"The Nabobs" waa a musical nnmcA,
presented at tho Farnam fitrt
wun jonn is. Henshaw as the leading
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Ten Yours Ago
United States Senator Fulton of Ore
gon stopped In Omaha enroute to his
homo at Astoria. He formerly resided
In Pawnee City, Neb., and had been
there to visit his mother.
Mrs. (Grandma) Anna Louise Lobeck.
82, died nt the home of her daughter,
Mrs. William Fried in Fremont, so word
camo to Charles O. Lobeck, a son in
Omaha, who went at onee to Fremont
preparatory to bringing the mother's
body to Omaha for burial nt i..
One hundred Knights of Tvhi.
turned from Blair at midnight, joyous in
spirit over their entertainment there.
uo aosolutcly nothlnir In ti,. -
improvement; the funds are short and we
must economize." was the order given
iu lare superintendent Adama hi-
park commission, which hold a meeting
'and wnnt hi... k
, oiiuuuon. uespite The
stringency, however, the lxard authorized
- lu van v-ourt & Winn for
macadamizing Thirtieth street frnm
street to the north city limits. This was
Known as Florence boulevard.
Tho Kountze Memorial church .u.
last of Its Lenten concerts for the bene.
i.i or me ureche. It drew a large and
delighted audience. Mrs. J. Osborne
Hanna and Mr. Holmes Cowper and Mr.
Tom Kelly, who led h r.
... - tc-auvni
chorus, came In for renerm. .nni.,,..
for their parts of the program.
People and Events
Experience Is a surnaaslrur hnn.t.r
Henceforth the Irishmen of Omajia need
not hark back to 1839 for weoll.
the Big Wind.
If Austria would tackle some nation
near Its siie, Vienna ultlmnfm.
be worth watching.
Living clove to nature" Is an
tlve lure while nature Is Deacefnii. hi..
posed. But when nature gets on Its high
norse and roars the wise one scoots for
Mrs. Mary Muroskl. a Polish hhh. i-
Phlladelphlo. danced at the bridal ball
witn 113 partners at 12 a head, earning
nifty fund for household neeea&H m..
bridegroom, looking on. cheered her to
Large bunches of moss ar imllns. rr
the Judicial body In Missouri these days.
Vwn n Kansas city, last week. Judge
Lucas smashed precedents galore by fin
ing a lawyer for maktnr frlvnlm,. mo
tions designed to delay a case readv to
go on trial.
Mis. Mary Belle Shedd. one of th .
"i ouon. gen a cincn on an in
herltance of W,O,000 by getUng married
on , ' .. , murj-ieu
ana raising a family or one or mora
and raising a family of one or more,
The marvelous intuitive facultr of th
sex blaze, forth In the fact that Mis.
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In reform efforts that high and mighty
officials are Jeered at because they co
uruo a. auieroni orana or water than
that supplied to the common herd. Thing
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when officials cannot enjoy a superior
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article aa a chaser at publio
without being ceiled down.
It s the tireless energy of some people
that makes them tiresome.
There Isn't much hope for a boy who
wears curls unless he hates 'em
i. ..... , , . . .on Omaha as July passes into August.
it Is much easier to cast your bread J. ?. . AT. ...
.... .... .
UDOn the Water than tn ilrnwn vniir h.ir.
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The woman who pr f ers comfort to sty 1,.
OOIl Ueltt the rptllltntlnn nf tiulnir i.n-
'oon gets the reputation of being oc
One nort of suit that Is always made
large enough to stand a little nhrlnkage
Is a damage suit.
Has It ever occurred to you that you
can save yourself a lot of trouble by
keeping It to yourself?
If you are going to have a falling out
with a girl, stick to a hammock. Don't
take her up in nn aeroplane.
Many a man saves money by not using
tobacco, but It Is doubtful If the money
has the same soothing effect.
The fellow who makes up his mind ho
Is going to marry a certain girl In spite
of all obstacles would rather be consist
ent thnn happy.
Covetousncsi Is the most common fall
ing. Tho poor envy the luxuries of the
rich. In splto of the fact that these same
luxuries don't teem to make the rich any
happier. New York Times.
BLASTS FROM EAM'S HORN.
The darker the prospect, the safer It Is
to count on God for help.
The man who Is living a lie has the
devil after him with a redhot crowbar.
Don't bear down too hard on the grind
stone, If you don't want the boy to leave
No man will be right In his conduct
while' his thinking Is wrong.
The harder time St. Paul had the loss
he wished a vacation.
The man who pays the taxes on tho
land often gets the least out of It.
The smaller the congregation the harder
It ought to be to dodge tho preaching.
There are men who think tho dlnuor
horn makes better music than the pipe
Some folks are llko cheap restaurants
everything In the front window, and no
meat on the table.
The farmer knows better than to tap
a cottonwood tree when he desires maple
syrup, but there are men who will put
two cents in tho basket nnd expect to
get a blessing that will shake the house.
THE SILVER LINING
Cities and districts suffering from
storm and flood should take heart to
remember one thing. Such a spring as
the present one Is usually followed by
harvests of almost immeasurable abun
dance. The most Important industry in this
country is the live stock Industry. Its
products in a year exceed by 10 per cent
me value of all the iron and steel pro
duced annuallly In the United States.
Now a year of floods is always a
year of grass. Pastures will be fat this
yoar and meadows stand wnlnt hip-i.
Our chief Industry will receive a wonder-
rui sumuius. Floods may drown out
some wheat, but they will srlve u u
bumper crop of hay, and the hav cron
of tho United States is worth more than
40 per cent more than the whent crop
We think little about it because it in
chiefly consumed on the fnrm and
reaches tho market In the form of meat.
but a year of good grass is a good year
for tho American farmer.
Another thing: A Wet snrinir xtinri
tho margin of profitable cultivation west
ward, on the prairies the bluc-Jtcm
S Removing Suoerfluous Hair
Br Mlu ValMka Suratt
T EMOVING superfluous
hair Is a
.in, U IMO WllllllUCU UOC tl. U. MBIT
remover Unnecessary. Therefore It should
be quickly effloaclous and absolutely
harmless to the skin. The formula I
have perfected I believe solves the prob
lem as nothing else has ever done. That
Is why It has become eo tremendously
popular. This formula never Irritates,
reddens or spots the skin. It dissolves
the hair as by magic. Try It and you
..-HI ... nnnirlxn.il ll.i ml ... J . - .
Jfc. !,. .. ..... .
n.,. w wu , lllblll .lunuicu. U. WUII1CI1
could beautify themselves to a remark
able degree If they would remove not
only the heavy hairs that appear an the
face, but the soft down that Is so fre-
i4uiuj bvc. uii i.o mm. nnu taw. A IU9
down Is seen more often on those whose
cumiJicAjuii ib very ubiu ur very aarK.
Get one ounce of simple sulfo solution,
... suu vui. B . nv .ta uiug .mm iUT
one dollar. Apply It with the finger tips
iu uie Buci iiuuit. fiair Kreuiiig me nair
moist with It for two or three minutes
until It has been dissolved. Then wipe
It nff with n. damn rlnth ann xirnah 41k.
r .. ,
u . .S ... .v., " u J u V 1 ,1 1 U. ... mUU
esty will not Prevent me from savin
P!11 ! am known as the only woman on
the American stage who wears no
switches, miffs or other hair mnk.hir
switches, puffs or other hair make-:
All the hair I have Is my own. I
It ,J."."B?.J71 P!?-.6."0""- "6 '
iiuj luiuium vriiiuii is uuuih mu same lor
mix nan a pint oi aiconoi wnn nair a
pini oi water, to tnis aaa one ounce
of beta-quinoL Shake thoroughly and
I prefer, you can use Imported bay rum
1 1 ....... . u. . i.. .1 mk.
Instead of the water and alcohol. The
beta-qulnol you can get at almost any
drur store for not more, than fifty cents.
This formula should be applied very
freely to the ecalp after brushing It gen-
nrnllillr fnr n fpw mlmitpa nil Avar With
."- - "
oiuuBijr iur u lew nuuuics an over iiud
the tonic thoroughly Into the scalp with
the ttnot tins.
gras will Invade arena usually g1v n
over to buffalo grass and farmers west
of the ninety-eighth meridian will see '
signs of a good corn year and plant ac
cordingly. Golden streams of grain will converge
on Omaha as July passes into August.
ine ricn valleys or unio, mo mm mmt
I . . .
n thn tinlnn In value of agricultural prod
UCts, will wave Wim grass nnu corn aa
, , 8Ummer and nda .tll9
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ucts, will wave with grass and corn as
wealth of their dp.lry and meat products
to the food supply of the nation. Strango
as it may seem, with mo vory ut
structtveness of storm and flood uie
bound up those sufficient forces which
multiply the cattle on a thousand hills
and make the valleys laugh with abun
dant harvests. St. Louis' Republic.
Father I'm sorry to have to say, my
son, that from what I hear about town,
you must be running Into debt.
Son You are mistaken, sir. I am al
ready In debt; my creditors aro doing all
the running. Boston Transcript.
"He's one of our best citizens."
"That so? Doing a lot for the town, I
"You bet he Is. Why. he's so busy
doing things for the town that most
election days he's too busy to vote."
Detroit Free Press.
"How are you getting on In your new
"First-rate," replied tho statesman. "I
have gotten so I don't have to think
twice to assure myself that the high
hat on the hall rack wasn't left by a
visitor." Washington Star.
"It Is Impossible to get a fair estimate
of the output of the American hen."
"Why Is it impossible to get a fair
"Because, no matter how you fix It,
the record Is bound to be a fowl one-
Kansas City Journal.
"What Is the matter?" demanded the
'Excellency, your cook demands a va
cation." "Give her a knoutlng," was the auto
cratic command. Kansas City Journal.
"I do not see how you Justify your
claim that your model Is an advance
ovor any street car ever built," aald the
"I have provided double the number of
straps," explained the Inventor. uurtalo
"This, I presume, Is a study In stlU
life," remarked the mere man.
"No, sir; that Is a landscape," replied
the artist, haughtily. "That Is a Marcn
"Oh, pardon me! I thought It was a
fried egg," apologized the mere matu
Judge. BREATH OF APRIL.
Charles H. Towne In Alneslee's.
Breath of April, when earth'H rapture
Shake the hills at your command,
And your old, Immortal promise
Thrills the gardens of the land.
Let my tear-swept heart be ready
For the joy that wildly wakes.
When In every lane and orchard
All the ancient wonder breaks.
When the morning, like a primrose,
Bursts to sudden flaming flower;
And the hawthorn hedges whiten
In the fragrant twilight hour.
When the shining hills stand verdant.
Like green warders of the world,
And from every tree your banners
Jubilantly are unfurled.
Then, oh, then. In pity tako me
From pale winter's sheath and khroud,
And make all my burdens lighter
Than the farthest fleecy cloud.
Make the shadows that engulf me
Vanish swiftly as a dream;
Give me of your flowery knowledge.
Teach me your wild pagan theme.
Wrap me round with your mad muolo.
Drench me In your cleansing rain,
And erase my chlldlBh errors,
All the clinging dust and stain.
Breath of April, breathe your healing;
Make me ready In that hour
When tho world's sad heart you quicker
With the spring's first fragile flower.
Secrets Tew People Know. Valeska Snr-
, i- iimiiui Boii-maae oeauty
Actress, Beveals Some of Her
Any head of hair needs a shampoo to
keep the ecalp free from scruf, and iet
the roots breathe. Do not use Bpap. Use
esgol, which you can get at any good
drug store for twenty-five cents. It nas
no equal as a shampoo.
STELIiA S. It la no uncommon thing
for a woman to develop her bust several
Inches In a few weeks' time, naturally
and safely, by using the following form
ula: In a half pint of cold water, dissolve
two ounces ruetone. and half a cup of
sugar, all well mixed together. Of this,
take two teaspoonfuls thro or four times
a day In n wine-glass of water, after
your meals. The ruetone will coat you
one dollar at the drug store. '
ERUPTIONS I dp not wonder that or
dinary tonics have not driven away vour
Pimples. Here Is a very effective. Bate
Dissolve twelve ounces of granulated
sugar In one-half pint of water, add ono
ounce of sarsene, and mix the whole to
gether thoroughly, then add more wattr
to make a pint. Sarsene Is a liquid which
you can get at the drug store by the
ounce. Get It in the original package.
Tako one or two teaspoonfuls of this
mixture three or four times a day, with
a llttlo water if desired.
s $ S
MISS a n. B. Blackheads should not
be pinched out. It Injuries and spot8
the skin. To get rid of them perma
nently first wash the face with hot water
and soap. Then sprinkle some neroxin
generously upon a sponge made wet with
hot water. Then rub well for a few min
utes on the parts of the skin which are
affected with blackheads. You should be
able to secure the neroxin at any drug
gist's for fifty cents.
J ? S
UGLY Every spot, every freckle, every
blemish on the skin of the face, nands
and arms will vanish by using this mix
ture; Let half a pint of water come almost
to a boll. Add two teaspoonfuls of glyc
erine. Keep stirring while adding one
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Then let It coot. If the cream Is too
thick to pour easily from a bottle, thin
It down a little with more hot water.
The cream will ha whlta anrl mtlnv
Hold a wet towel to the face several
times for several minutes. Rub this
cream on the entire face. Then wipe oft
wltVi a .oft HrV -lrt,h TVi . . .,..!.. 1
...... 4 ..v.. ufW lall
and let It dry on the face. Repeat this
again at muni. Any gooa druggist will
let you have zlntone far itmni nrv
S $ $
OLD LOOKING I never have known
anvthlne- to re1m-nnra thA vi .. .,i .
. , : , ' . c, D(JGI.
didly as this. I have seen deep wrinkles
leave entirely in a very short time by
Its use, as well as crow's feet, and sag-
...a . viicckb. ii win make you look
years younger. Pour half a pint of hot
Water In n . hrnvl nnrl nl... . v. kai i
pan of water over a slow fire. To, this
uiu iwo ounces or eptol. stir until It Is
dissolved and starts to cream. Then re
move frome the fire, slowly add two
tfthli.Brw.nf lltfl nf fflvK.rina nrA ahh.I
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to stir until it Is cold. Eptol may be
obtained for no more than fifty cents at
nny good oruK mure, mis cream should
hn n n 1 1 . rl IIK.ralli. w . 1. . . i
-.''.. . uilj cmu Uglily
nibbed Into the skin until It ruts' disap-
pearea, -rne cream win not grow hair
ion the face. Keep the cream In an alix
tight Jar or bottle-Advertisement.
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