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THE BEE: OMAHA, TTESDAT, MARCH 2o, 191H.
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Omaha Bee. Editorial department.
ei.i N-fhrnxkn. Countv of DoUglas.ss:
Dwlght Williams, circulation manager
of The Bee Publishing company, being
duly sworn, says that the average dail
circulation for the month of ',l),r'm,y'
1913, was W,KH. UWiuiiT ii.iirtio.
' rirrnlat on Manager
Subscribed In my preaenco and awurn
to before me M.a""
(geal.) Notary i-umiw
Snliarrlltrr lravtitic thr city
tempnrnrllr "lioulil Imvc Tim llec
mailed to them. Aildresn will lie
channel! ma often n recinested.
No dissension in distress.
Now watch tho tornado Insurance
That Dowoy hotel holocaust pales
Mr. Morgan, wo understand, pre
fern his eggs scrambled.
Omaha's Lenton expiation 1b, wo
believe, tho novcrost on record.
When said next time that to Hin
doos novor invade cities, refuso to bo
Regardless of tho rotation of
small pay to vlrtuo, tho wages of sin
In the pall of gloom we will forget
for a while evon about tho high
Mr. Olney's declination proves,
however, that a democrat may got
so old as to refuso public office
A calamity of such crushing forco
may well makoItev. "Billy" Bun-
day's soul-savlni? VUIt unnecessary.
When tho grim roapor dlBguisos
himself as n storm cloud, no man
made obstacle can withstand him.
In tho democracy of sorrow all
heads aro bowed but hearts aro
sturdy and hands outstretched to
Thoso two editors In tho cabinet
ought to bo ablo to work Bomo im
provement In tho Congressional
How. much wo depend on tho pub
lic utlltloB service is novor realized
until tho street cars stop and tho
lights go out.
Mr. Huntington Wilson la going
abroad, but not as a ministerial ap
pointees of the Woodrow Wilson ad
ministration. It Is a good thing for the poorer
of the storm vlctlhiB that wo are
emerging from rather than entering
the cold season.
One practical way to practice
needed benevolenco In times ot dis
tress is to sell tho necesBarlos with
out excessively padding tho protltB.
Many a girl, however, has tolled on
for 5 a weok and less without ever
compromising with evil, though that
la no argument for paying her less
than she earns. -
Omaha baa never before known
from .Ha own cxperlcnco such a stu-
pefylng horror nnd thoso who Uavol
gone through It will pray it .uuyia
never know another such-
What would a stricken people do
without tho newspapers to tell them
how great tho damage, tho extent of
the loss, the names of the dead and
Injured, and the measures for relief?
If wo had a republican governor
It would bo the democrats -who
wouia no denouncing a governor
appointed election commissioner for
Omaha as a flagrant violation ot
With one of Us employes killed,
three homeless, and the dwellings of
halt a Bcore more or less damaged,
Tho.Bee'8 newspaper family feels that
it has.lta full share of grief, and can
extend to others heart-felt sympathy
borne of IU own sad experience.
Tho bull moose candldato for gov
ernor of Massachusetts who insisted
a atale-owned newspaper Is necessary
In order to have the truth published,
bu bought Into a Boston paper, bo
that cow we may be sure of tho facts
In, at least, one American Journal.
A Crushing' Blow,
in the devastation scattered by the
deadly tornado, Omaha has suffered
a crushing blow.
Deforo tho Irresistible onslaught of
nature's, gigantic forces, human be
ings aro but as atoms, and their most
substantial houses provo to bo but
No precautions of ours could have
prevented tho terrible visitation, and
all wo can do Ib to succor the Injured,
comfort tho bereaved, house the
homolcss, and help to put the lamod
ones again on their feet.
The blow Is crushing, but intiBt
not be permitted to becomo dis
heartening. Tho community must stand to
gether, and by common effort repair
the work aa far as may be possible.
Let us tako courage and
strengthen our determination to ac
cept such strokes of tato, and try to
rise above them.
A Burlesque of Necessity.
The guardian ot a 15-year-old
girl with an annual Income of $50,
000 appears before a Now York
judge to show that his ward cannot
"get along comfortably" on her al
lowance of $13,000 a year, and tho
judge raises the allowanco to $20,
,000, as askod. The girl, through
her gonerous guardian, shows that
her spring outfit ot clothing will
What a travesty to rocelvo the
grave sanction of a court of law!
How many thousands ot girls, per
haps dependent on their own meager
resources, will read ot that and at
tempt to proportion thotr Ideas of
tho requirements for comfortable
living from that distorted basis!
Tho ovll of such prodigality Is not
so much In Its effect upon tho prin
cipal ns In Its example and Influence
upon others as vain aa this girl, but
not as able to gratify their vanity.
In tho course ot tho curront in
vestigations into tho wages and con
dltlona of working women and girls,
admittedly nono too satisfactory, it
uppoara that many of tho pooror
paid young' women might got along
better but for tholr Imprudenco In
attempting to dress ns well na oth
era who are better paid. And bo
on up tho tendency goes, until, no
doubt, many a famlnlno wago earner
and many women with husbands as
wago earners, will look to such dis
plays as that of tho rich girl and bo
influenced beforo they know It.
Tho now secretary of war ovl
dently takes no stock In the illusion
of disarmament, though standing for
practical promotion of the causo of
peaco. He would promote it, Just
as tho Taft administration did, by
maintaining n strong army. Secre
tary Qarrison advocates a standing
army of not less than 90,000, which,
ho submits, is not , excessive for a
population of 110,000,000. Ab this
Ib oxpreBBod In an official statement
with the advlco of tho president. It
marks another ot the many points
ot convergence ot Wilson and Taft
policies, and probably signifies that
tho present administration, like tho
lute one, favors strong fortifications
and a largo detachment of troops on
Now, It will bo lntorostlng to see
whnt tho administration's attltudo
will bo toward tho navy and tho
transparent hypocrisy ot tho last
democratic houso In rejecting tho
two-battleship bill. A strong army
and adequato navy go together. IT
Is to bo hoped that tho new presi
dent und his cabinet will throw the
weight of tholr Influence against the
small-bore politics that threaten to
sot the United States back as a naval
powor. Alhough It should, and
must, continue to lead In tho world
peace movement, the United States
can hardly depart from Us estab
lished military and naval policies
until other countries Join with us In
a mutually acceptable peaco plan.
Ka, ha! "Wilson may placato
Champ Clark by naming David It.
rBnc,B 08 "iian araoassauor. Bays
Washington dispatch. And why
1,017 110 lias 8ervoa' ,,K0 "ney, in
a uieveiana cabinet; no nag tho
money, the bearing and the aspira
tions to make an American repre
sentative at St. James. And be is a
friend ot Bryan'a as well aa Clark's,
Perhaps he would supply the last
link In the chutn of causo and effect
to bind up tho broken strand in the
A little whllo ago It was the
greedy stock yards against which
our noblo Water boarders had con
stituted themselves the champions
of the common people. Now It Ib
the meuace ot that terrible charter
.convention that tho Water board
patriots must ward off. Any more
men In buckram for this blustering
Falstaft to fight?
It Ib another clean-shaven admin
istration. President Wilson and
eight of his cabinet officers are with
out beards. Vice President Marshall
and Secretary of Agrlculturo Hous-
ton wear mustaches and Secretary
Commerce Itedfleld a mustache and
Tkis DJ in Omaha
COMPILED f ROM DCC
Thirty Years Arc
A beautiful jeweled processional cross
has been presented to St. Barnatm
church, ami used today for the first
time. It was made In F.ngland of ham
mered brass, and Is given as a memorial
for tho eldest son of the rector. A Inrge
parchal candlo has been painted and pre
sented by Mrs. Catlln now ot Chicago,
nnd a parchal candlestick presented by
Mr. and Mrs. Labagh also as a memorial.
This Is Kastcr Sunday with tho usual
Senator Manderson Is home from Wash
Treasurer Whltmore of Boyd's theater
spent Faster at IJncoln.
Mr. George Van Inwugon, bookkeeper
at Her & Co., has determined a calculator
to determine the maturity of a note.
Senator O. II, Cnnfleld has Fold his
property to W. H. McCoy, and will prob
ably go west to engage In other business.
Sherman and Miss Llzile, will remain
In Omaha, tho former being employed at
the Union Pacific, and the latter attend
Tho Board of Education will Investigate
th'o matter of corporal punishment In the
Miss Jesslo Millard Is home from at
tending school In Chicago for tho Easter
A tame coon entertains Photographer
Eaton nightly by climbing up on the roof
and malting a racket at the skylight
Rev, Savago a few weoks ago savagely
burned all his ISO prepared sermons, tho
result of six years labor In the gospel
field, and has begun some new ones.
The Presbyterians had the benefit of his
first now one on the subject of "Heaven."
Thirty Yearn Ago
John Francis, general passenger agent
of tho Burlington, and family wore hap
plly ensconced In tholr new home, 1004
South Thlrty-soventh street, one of tho
handsomest dwellings In that section of
Mayor Bemls Invited the mayor o Lin
coln to bo his guest In a box at a min
strel show In Omaha on April. 1,
J. If. Dumont. the active sprlrlt In the
Nebraska Central enterprise, returned
from the east.
President S. H. II. Clark of tho Union
Pacific left for St. Louis to assume the
presidency of the Missouri Pacific and
before going told every man, woman and
child In the Union Pacific headquarters
Frank Kretschncr, secretary of the In
terstate Commerco commission, spent the
day In conference with United States Dis
trict Attorney Ben 8. Baker and the sup
position was that another furor over the
railroads was. brewing.
F. A. Nash, general agent of the Mil
waukee In Omaha, had been back from
Hot Springs, Ark., a weok, but his pres
ence was kept a secret. He was some
what Improved In health, but not a well
man by a long shot.
Congressman W. J. Bryan wag back In
Nebraska, having returned to his IJncoln
Mr. and Mrs. o. W. Megeath left for
the east to spend some time In Washing
ton and other cities In that .section.
Ten Yenm Ago t
Hev. Courtney Fenn, a missionary to
China, rolnted In graphic words tho story
of the slegn of Peking, to a largo au
dience at Knox Presbyterian church In
tho evening. "Native missionaries were
mercilessly persecuted, missionary prop
erty looted nnd the cry rang out 'Down
with tho foreign devils.' "
Congressman John A. Hull of Towa,
chairman of the house committee on mil
itary affairs, wns entertained at the
J. W. McCann. the Union Pacific
striker, who was shot by a strike-breaker,
was reported on the road to recovery
A burglar pried open a window at the
home of C. W. Galloway, 1921 wirt
street, and Kot In. but In doing so awoke
Miss Oalloway, who In turn aroused her
brother Emmet, whom the burglar picked
ns a Bood target and fired at. but missed.
The rogue then escaped.
Mrs. Patrick Campbell, and her Indon
thn. a brlcf c"Kment at
e.?.y?.n u T,' Joy of L'vlnff." much
- ... u..v oi a very lively body of
A. S. -Maxwell of Beatrice. nrni
ager of the Itnntrir. n
.-town UK. ngTnheSco,t,hT,rwrk
at the Masonic temple.
People Talked About
Hleven bank official, have been In
dieted In Cincinnati. Two New York
banks are out several hundred thousand
dollars through loans on bocn.
Truly the lot of the banker I. not all
ways a happy one.
The Colorado minister's suggestion of
a far-off Island home for confirmed
"""""f ,na,u solemnly discussed In
Kngland these days. The Idea, slightly
revised, affords John Hull a solution for
" irouDie ana a welcome prom
ui iew uours rest.
After trying, to reform him for thirty,
eight years. Mrs. doldle K. Ooldesman of
New York haa thrown up the Job and
entered suit for divorce from Ooldesman.
Tha conclusion of tills patient reformer
Is that men do' not Improve with age.
A world-wide observance ot Mothers'
day Is being planned by Miss Anna Jar
vis of Philadelphia, founder of Mothers'
day In the United States. Mothers' day
Is the second Sunday In May.
In tho employ of the Indian service of
the United States government In Denver,
Colo., Is a full-blooded Oneida Indian girl,
l.ella Somera by name, who attends to
the stenographic and clerical work of tho
Married eighty years. MUo Warrick, a
centenarian and the oldeBt undertaker In
the United States, with his wife, Mary J.
Warrick, celebrated their long period of
married biles recently. The couple were
married In Clarkson. O.. March S. 1633,
and have resided there since that date.
A woman In St. Louis secured presents
of Jewels, money and other things from
WW men, ranging from twenty-one to sev-
: entl-flve years, eager to marry the beau
tiful brunette she described herself In
her advertlfment. When captured she
was found to be snubnoeed and sallow.
The Naples plan of swatting the prose
cuting attorney In court has been Im
proved and dignified In Kansas Clty.1
where two opposing lawyer swatted
asuh nlkap tin t It Hnftti 1mnnA tn I.
of:floo, The court r.BeTVeil d tllo ,
Marquis Of Queensbury precedents could
flY OAltllKTT P. SKHVI8S.
Not since 1SS4 haH thero been such an
outburst of tornadlc ftorms an that which
occurred In the west and south last
A full-fledged tornado Is the most awe
Inspiring meteor that ever sweeps
through the atmosphere. An ordinary
tempest creeps upon Its victims by more
gradual steps, galnn strength by degrees,
covers the whole country for hundreds ot
miles around with Its Indefinite shadow,
and seems only a common storm that
has developed unusual power.
But a tornado Is a kind of atmospheric
demon, whoso black, distorted form can
be seen swiftly approaching from far off,
whirling and dancing like a gigantic der
vish, and tearing up the very soil In Its
It lets down from the menacing cloud
above a huge trombe or trunk of Inky
blackness, with lightning playing abovn
It, and, whizzing with the speed of a
buzz saw, It plows a path through a
forest; tears away tho front of a gravol
bnnk with the force of a hydraulic jet;
scoops up the contents of a pond to the
very mud; sittks away creeks. 1
It demolishes barns, haystacks, houses, j
churches, scattering their remnants over
a square mile of territory; snatches up
cattle, horses, sheep, and even men nnd
women sometimes dashing them to death
and sometimes giving them a wild ride
through the air only to set them down at
Tho path of a tornado Is from 100 to 600
yards wide, and the length of its course
may vary from one or two up to fifty
miles. Almost Invariably It moves to-1
warn me uorineast, with a speed of
from twenty to fifty miles, an hour. The
center, where the destructive "power Is
greatest, occupies from one to Mvc min
utes In passing over a given point. On
account of the uniformity in the direc
tion of the movement of tornadoes. It is
not difficult to get out of their track If
they can be seen, or heard, coming a
quarter or a half hour In advance.
A single tornado may level a half dozen
villages and plough a track of destruc
tion across two or thrco countlos.
But when, as happened last week, a
horde of these "twisters" breaKs upon the
face of the land thero Is hardly any
meteorological disaster so serious as that
which they produce.
I have, just been looking at a scries of
charts prepared by tho government in
Its studies of the great outbreak of tor
nadoes on February 19, 1SS4, to which the
present ono may bo compared, and they
rcsemblo military maps of an Invaded
country, aiross which a dozen armies
are marching on parallel lines.
From the Mississippi valley across Ken
tucky, Tennessee, Mississippi, Georgia,
South Carolina and North Carolina the
tornadoes rushed side by side, new ones
breaking out as the earlier ones were
dissipated, until their raid had almost
reached the Atlantic ocean.
Tornadoes always occur In the south
eastern quarter of a cyclonlo disturbance.
Such a disturbance may be from 1.000 to
2,000 miles broad., producing nothing but
ruins and moderate winds over most of
Its area, but In tho southeastern quad
rant, where warm southerly winds are
brought Into contact with cold winds
from tho northwest, whirls are set up,
as eddies appear at the edge of conflict
ing ourrents of water, and these, If the
contrasts of temperature are extreme,
quickly develop Into tornado funnels.
In every case the direction of the whirl
of a tornado Is from right to left, the
same as that pf all cyclonic winds In
tho northern hemisphere. In the coso of
the genernt winds this Is readily ex
plained as a result ot the rotation of the
earth on Its axis. In 'the southern hem
isphere the winds turn from left to right
Some of the performances of tornadoes
seem Incredible. Occasionally the whirl
ing trombo Is withdrawn towaru tne
clouds, skipping a threatened point only
to dart, down again with vicious speed
and redoubled power. Small objecta like
loose nails, ore driven Into trees or board
fences. Victims sometimes have their
clothes stripped off and torn to -sheds. '
On one occasion a corn-stalk was driven
partly through a door, "recalling the ex
periment of shooting a candlo through a
board." A four-Inch gcantllng, ten feet
long, was driven by a tornado three and
n half feet into tho ground.
Not Infrequently there Is a noticeable
disturbance of the air only a few hun
dred yards on either side of a tornado
track within which everything has been
destroyed. Once In a wl)lle a house, the
windows of which have been kept closed,
has been burst outward like a shell by
the expansion of tho enclosed air as the
central vacuum of the tornado passed
over It. Hall storms and tornadoes pro
quently go together, and both aro evi
dently the result of the meeting of bodies,
or currents, of air of sharply contrasted
Ooaslp around the north end of the
Capitol finds a reason for the failure of
the senate to confirm the nomination of
Charles P. Nell as commissioner of labor
statistics In Nellie' report on child labor
conditions In the cotton mills of the
Tho warning red, card of officialdom
has (Invaded the White House. The
mall of the president which ho has to
sign personally Is so heavy that he does
not have the opportunity of reading all
the tetters prepared for his signature,
and the card Is used to warn him that tha
rartlcular paper to which It h fastened
must not be signed until It has been
carefully read and considered. The card
Is equivalent to the behest "Stop, look,
Pity and amuement In equal parts
may be drawn from the diary procession
of Jobhunters around the departments,
in the evenings they congregate In groups
In hotel lobbies. Most of them have book
lets containing a Hat of government jobs
and the salaries they pay. One Texas
man had marked off ao positions, any
one of which he would take, when his
congressman looked over the list and
told him that every one of them was
under the elvll service. That was the
blow that killed father. Now and then
a pilgrim who started out for a X5.00O
Job Is ready to take an elevator Job at
1109 a month. Countless hopes have bnn
blasted. A Washington letter says that
saloon men who furnished free lunched
from S to 4 o'clock every afternoon, are
In doubt as to whether It pays to keop It
up white the rush for office Is on. They
ere selling 5 cents worth of beer and
glvl&S away SS cents' worth oof food.
Onr Tribute to thp Coal Denier.
OMAHA, March 21.-To the Kdltor of
The Bee: This Is the first day of spring
and why not celebrate by going after the
coal trust and show up what It has
been doing to us this winter on our coal
I paid H.T3 for 1,000 pounds of Illinois
lump coal today when tho cost to tho
Omaha dealer for best grade of Illinois
lump coal Is as follows!
Illinois lump. 3.S to H.00; retails by
ton. $7.00; one-half ton, JS.75.
Kansas Cherokeo nut. J3.10 to i3,2S; re
tails by ton. JC.00; one-half ton, $3.25.
Pennsylvania hard coal. .C0, retails by
ton, J12.00; one-half ton, .25.
Other coal about the' same prooort'on
and all dealers ask the same price.
No city In the United States oavs such
tribute to the coal dealers us Omaha does
and has paid all this winter.
As to Homo Inntirnnce Conipnnlen.
OMAHA, March 22. To the Editor of
The Bee: During the debate In the en.
at last Monday, Senator Cordeal quoted
sections of laws from Colorado, Idaho,
Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Michigan, Mlnne
sota. .Montana, New York, North Da
kota, Ohio, Washington and Massachu
setts In an effort to excuse the seventh
provision of section 101. The following
facts should be of great Interest to every
one: New York companies In 1D00 carrleJ
66.81 per cent of the life Insuranco busi
ness of that state. Nebraska nt that
tlmo had only one regular old-line com
pany. It carried 4.82 per cent of tho old
lino business1 of this state. The home
companleH of the state enumerated by
Senator Cordeal as having similar pro
visions in their laws carried In 1910 the
following percentages of the old-Unc life
insuranco In their respective home states;
,, . Per Cent.
Colorado , ,, 4.71
Minnesota .' 4.ag
North Dakota 6.t
Washington ,' lo.ss
Ohio , n.so
Indiana !.. 26.42
Nebraska 31. no
New York R3.80
The states from which tho codo was
principally taken Washington, the home
companies only had 10.33 per cent; Minne
sota next, with only 4.98 per cent. Even
In Now York, since the adoption of the
Armstrong laws, the home companies
have lost over 13 per cent of the home
stato business to outsldo companies. In
Colorado one of tho companies the Col
orado National has given up the unequal
struggle and reinsured the Columbian
National of Boston, and Colorado Is now'
amending Its code In the Interest of its 1
homo companies. In spite of this record
it Is sought to enact laws that have been
forced upon states where there are prac
tlcally no home companies and where
the companies are very small; where it
was possible to enact such laws becauso
no opposition existed.
Nebraska Is the only'state, except New
York, In which home companies are given
great preference by its citizens over out
side companies, but, as above stated, the
New York companies are now losing
business In their home state, This record
was achieved by Nebraska companies ln(
spite of the fact that all eastern com-'
pan lea were operating under- the praised
"modern safety annual accounting laws."
If Nebraska companies were unworthy
of confidence, this record. In face pf the
strong competition which exists, could
never have been achieved. No scandal of
any kind has over attached to any Ne
braska life Insurance company. The
policyholders aro loyal to home com
panies, and that Is where tho shoe
pinches. Q. Ii. E. KLINGBE1U
Pdesldent German-American Life Insur
"Whnt Mnkra Glrla Go, Wronfft
CLEVELAND, March 21. To the Edi-
tor of The Bee: I have read a great deal.
Including an article reprinted from your
paper, lately, about what makes young
people go wrong.
It Is not ono general evil Buch as dan
cing or working In factories for low
wages, but many things.
One certain thing might ruin one Indi
vidual, but doeR not ruin them all.
Eyll companions. Improper dunces, read
ing low class books, and different kinds
of Intemperance, If Indulged In, will ruin
But get right down to the root of evil
doing and see If It Is not traceable to the
bringing up of the child. Xt a child Is
brought up ps It should be It will hate
evil ways, for It will feel above them.
Raise children so that they will be
strong In will nnd character and to know
good from bad. Parents and older people
who are examples to the young should be
careful how they conduct themselves if
they expect the younger generation to
live rightly. T. B. C.
High Ttinr to Make Good.
OMAHA, March 21. To the Editor of
The Bee: A few days ago a "member
of the Twelfth Ward Improvement club"
criticized the position which you have
taken regarding Mr. Howell and his
Water board, basing his criticism on a
statement made by the writer in a
letter to you regarding the attitude of
one of our local newspapers to the
charter board election, this statement
being "that If there Is one thing in this
country we like it is a good loser and
if there Is one thing above all others
that gets on the nerves of thinking
people It Is to have some writer on a
mud-sllnglng sheet show that he and his
associates are a bunch ot sore heads."
As I see It there Is absolutely no con
nection between the attack made on the
charter board members and the criticism
of Mr. Howell and his methods which
The Bee Is offering. The first was un
justified mud slinging, while your ef
forts are being used for the people and
are certainly Justified, especially after
the facts and figures which you have
set forth have been carefully cpnsldered
The people of Omaha have been
promised, assured and told of the good
things In store for them In this water
deal until they are tired of It and what
Is wanted nqw Is to have Mr. Howell
and associates get busy and make good.
There Is no exceuse tor Omahans pay
ing more for water than Is paid In any
city in the country. We were told be
fore purchase ot the water plant that we
would have rates reduced Immediately
after the city took charge of It. but wo
are still paying high hand rates and
Why doesn't someone make good. Mr
Howell? The green grass Is growing al'
around and Is getting tall.
II. L SUNNK.
THESE GIRLS OF OURS.
"What are you doing for our cause?-'
asked a suffragette worker.
"Doing?" replied tho man. "I'm sup
porting one of your most enthusiastic
members." Detroit Free Press.
"You can't go out like that, my dear;
I can see right through your skirt."
"Why, whnt do you see?"
"Well, that's all I've got!" Life.
Paying Teller 1 cannot cash this
She Why not?
Paying Teller There Isn't enough
money hero to meet It.
She Then can't you meet It half way?
"Everybody loveS little Mrs. Wllklns
because sho Is such a good listener."
'!Yes, and It's a shame the way they
Impose on her good nature. Whcrcvci
the club meets they always put her over
In the corner near tho phonograph."
"Did you tell her when you proposed
to her that you were unworthy of her'i
That always makes a hit with them."
"I was going to. but she told It to mi
first.-' Houston Post.
"It Is said that a fool Is born ever'
minute,' ho bitterly remarked.
"Sometimes," she replied, "thp average
Is higher. You have a twin brother, 1
believe.'' Chicago Herald.
JNatures Way Is Xhte Be&t.
Buried deep in our American forest we find bloodwot, queen's root, man
drake and stone root, golden seal, Oregon grape root and chcrrybark. Of these Dr.
R. V. Pierce made a pure glyceric extract which has been favorably known for
over forty years. He called it " Golden Medical Discovery."
This " Discovery" purifies the blood end tones up the stomach and the entire
system in Nature own way. It's just the tissue builder and tonio yui require
rhen recovering from a hard cold, grip, or pneumonia. No matter how strong the
constitution the stomach is apt to be " out of kilter" at times; in consequence
the blood is disordered, lor the stomach is the laboratory for the constant manu
facture of blood. Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery strengthens the stomach
J. Q. Kent. Esq. satisfactory,"
Two Trains Daily
Just a pleasant days journey or an over
night ride will land you in the most
famous watering places in the world.
French Lick and
West Baden Springs
The waters are unequalled for the treatment of kidney,
liver and stomach troubles are an unfailing tonic for
"that tired feeling." The hotels, baths, sports and pas
times are all that could be desired by the most exacting.
JKANIC ,1. ItKHl), General rnsscngcr Agent,
Transportation HtillcliiiR, Chicago.
Go Now, While
Fares Are Low
Via Chicago Great Western. Only $24.10 to Moose
Jaw; $24.10 to Regina, Sauk.; $24.10 to Saska
toon; $26.65 to Edmonston, Alberta; $26.65 to
Calgary every Tuesday during April.
Proportional low fares to other Canadian,
North Dakota and Montana points.
Also low one-way colonists fares, dally, until
April 15th, to Montana, Idaho, Oregon and Wash
ington. The Great Western Is the shortest and best
lino to Canada and North Coast, via St. Paul.
Ask about sleeping car servicj.
1 V. Uonorden, C. P. & T. A 1522 Farnam SU,
Omaha, Xcb, Phono Douglas 200.
s.vuiavu taimBiiH.fxr,iv, a.
GENUINE Tbe Food Drink
OR. BRADBURY DENTIST
I. inn Fa roam St.
Extracting 25c Up
ril!liiK '"r I p
niwim S2..1" I
1 llrlduork . . $2.r.(i I (.
I l'Ite liA.jj.. . $2.00 I y
THE OLD HOME POLKS.
Not on the vhanro ni-qiialntance.
Nor yet on the new found frieml,
When the storms about us gather
For comfort may wo depend.
If I should be permitted,
Asldo from all light Jokes,
To choose for you tho truest,
I would pick the old homo folks.
From them I would nnme a husband
TTr... 1 . -it I - .1 ... L 1 1 1
v. me uiiut'ii-u, wpuiu-uc uriup;
A childhood mate or sweetheart,
in wnom sno mignt confide.
Tho old homo folks nre surest
To notlco If wo succeed.
And they aro the first to sorrow
With us when our hearts do bleed.
So do not be quick In forsaking
Tho faithfully tried for the new.
Who may seem ho apt nnd clever
When tho skies aro soft and blue.
For tho' It Is said tho prophet
Has honor except at home.
Ixivo blossoms there for the musses
Tho prophet afar may roam.
And . when In the fading twilight
We put off life's stern Jokes.
Thoso who will stand to us closest
Will bo the old home folks.
"While away on their sunny hilltops,
By Elyslan breezes fanned,
God'H own home folks will greet Us
With a smile and outstretched hanA
puts it in shape to make pure, rich blood helps the liver and
kidneys to expel the poisons from the body. The weak, nerv
ous, run-down, debilitated condition which so many people
experience at this time of the year is usually the effect of
poisons in the blood; it is often indicated by pimples or boils
appearing on the skin, the faoe becomes thin you feel "blue."
"More than a week ago I was suffering with an awful
cold in my head, throat, breast, and body," writes Mn.
James O. Kent, of 710 L. Street, S. E., Washington, D. C.
"Soma called it La Grippe, some pneumonia. I was advised
by a friend to try a bottle of your 'Golden Medical Djscov. ,
cry.' I tried a bottle and it did mo so much good that I feel
said in saying it is tho greatest and best medlctno that I
ever took. My health Is much better than ItWaa beforo
using your medicine. It docs all vou claim for it- tsd U
jm r v . ".-j-. s t lira??
for all Ages Others are Irritatr-i
2am a oillc.
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