12 Tim BKK: OMAHA, NA'JTRDAY, MAIK'IJ 22, 191."). The omaiia daily bee frnt NDKp HY KDWAHI) noaBWATBlT VtCTo'U hoaitWAf Kit. BOITOII. Sj B BllLDINO. PAItNAM AND 17TM. t.nfered at'omrfha postofflce as second tlas matter. TERMS OP SUDSCIUI'TION: Sunday npv, ona year......... Baturdny Bee, one year pallr Bee. without unaiy, one year, Sally nee, and Sunday, one year ,$2.W . l.M . 4.00 DELIVKUUO BT CAUHlBK Evening and Sunday, per month. ir- Kvenlng without Sunday, per month.. o pally Hce, Including Sunday. Per mo.. Dally Bee, without Sunday, per moi..j Address all complaints or irregularities In delivery to City Circulation Dept UBMITTANCB. Itemlt by draft, express or postal order, payable to The Hep Publishing comPin';; Onlv J-cent stamps received In l'1"'"' of small accounts Personal checks, ex cept on Omaha afid eVsterncxchange, not pecepted. - OFFICKs:. Omaha The Te building: South OmallH-S31S N street. Council Bluffs-H North Main street I.lncoln-M Little building..; -Chlcagc10U Marquette building. Kama Clty-Iteliance. building. New Yqrk -34 West Thirty-third. Washlngton-TIK Fourteenth St. N. w-. , COIlItKSl'OtfDENCB. A Corrrmuhlcatlons relatltiK to news alia editorial matter should be addressea OmahX Bee. Kdltorlal department "Dollar Diplomacy. " Our UomocraUc hrothron arc exu berant In tholr joyful oxprosslons of! satisfaction at tho announced Intcn-I tion of tho present administration at Washington to reverse tho policy Of Uio Tnft ndtnlntstrntlon with regard to Amorlcan mercantile and Indus trial Interests In foreign countries': It Is hailed as a swat at "big btisl- neeifl," and gleefully paraded as such. But the perverse obtUBcnoss of Looking BackWatd litis DaV in Omaha In Other Lands mS COMPILED FROM DEB ODD q MARCH 'ii. TILES 1 Thirty Yrnr Ako Tho I'nrterwrlters' association ad journed this afternoon- after first passing n bunch of bouquets to their entertainers. A call for a meeting of the Third Ward Republican club is signed by St. II. Carl- the avcrago democratic oracle docs not permit htm to see that It Is also a swat at "llttlo business" and, In fact, at nil sorts of business as well. Tho no-called, "dollar diplomacy ' of President Titft and Secretary Knox meant merely tho building up of markets abroad for goods mado at honici That it was successful has been amply proved by tho reports from tho Department of Commerce and Labor, which showed a steadily mounting tldo of trndo In favor of tho United States. To abandon this policy Is Just about what might have boen looked for had tho outlining of our foreign policy been left to Germany, Eng land, Franco or Bolglum, our great- fiBRUABY ClItCULATION. . 50,823 Bute of Nebska. County of Douglas. or ?ftBWrawffhl Kiw; Bt competitors in the world's mar "r-': -,rr Ti. n,h of February. i-ivoiuuiii. .imi uu .i.d u 1813, was C0.S23. pwioiiT wil,l.iaoio, visors may navo neon rignt as to me o,.,.h,i ia n,v ,r.nci and sworn objections urged against tho Chlneso to before me this 7th day or March. 1013. . . , ,h should keen In mind ton. secretary. These officers weie elected by the St. George's society: Mr. James Htockdale, president; Mr. James Rockwell, secretary. The rumored engagement Is printed of plr. r. 8- Kustls, passopger agentof the Burlington, to n most charming and wealthy lady of Philadelphia, who Is to help him occupy a handsome residence In Omaha. Tho finder of a lost delivery book Is requested to return It to the Oha bakery, 516 Tenth street. ,1, H. and K. Kuony went up to Calhoun to nttend tho funeral of their father, John Kuony, who died at his place .near thtrc. Here arc the registration places for the Impending city election: First ward, Blavln house, Tenth street", Second ward, Saratoga house. Nineteenth and William streets; Third ward, basement of Millard hotel, Judge Wclse's office; Fourth ward, shorlff's offlco on Farnam street; Fifth ward, second door on Fifteenth street. south of Callfprnla; Sixth ward, store of II. Bander, corner Cuming and Kaun- dirs strcots. f llffctrlilnl .Mnnln. i King George of Greece. In the hour of national triumph shot to death by an as ! seas In, ranks .thirty-third in the record of I assassinated, rulers, and hear-rulers In ho old world, In 100 3ears past. Of this number eleven were monarphs, one . presi dent of France and tho remaining1 twenty-one were princelings or officials bask ing In the sunshine of thrones. The mo tives prompting the regicides range from personal grievances or Imaginary wrongs to anarchism and qulto a few nro tho promptings of Idgher up conspirators seeking power or' plunder! It Is nn In- tereHUng fact In this connection .that one of King Georgo's royal associates In the Balkan war Is the beneficiary of a suc cessful conspiracy 'of awasslnatlon eleven years ago. While old world Peo ple havo unnumbered reasons for as sailing occupants of thrones. Vastly greater precautions are taken to protect royalty, bo that the record of victims of assassins as a whole Is much lower than tho assassins planned. Very fow national division equal, none surpass, the record of three assassinated presidents of the United States In tho Inst fifty years, (Seal.) Notary Public Subscriber Ict1mk the city temporarily should hum The Be mnlleil to them. Addresa -wilt be cbnniccd n often k requested. that foreign commerce in American mado goods moans Amorlcan work men employed at good wages at homo. Old Man Winter is a that's all wo havo to say. grouch, Springtime. Only pootB sing of babbling brooks in March. People who dwoll In tho land of wheat and corn know Now. Mr. Weather Man, ploaao bo that brooks soldom begin to babble good to our now Easter bonnet. until along toward May. Thoy moro often freoso up and lot tho March Prcsldont Wilson snys ho will sco wjnd do au tho talking then, nut we every ball gamo he can. More nnd 0f (bo grain growing omplro always more ho shows his virility. know when spring comes, for our Infallthln calendar tolls us. Whon Perhaps tho Illinois legislature is .. . . .. t afraid tho purplo toga win not. nar- anfl 8J0 that , , hor0 ,.Tho - .... T TTM 1 ....!' nlnlr.l 1 March wind may blow and tvo may havo snow," as tho llttlo song runs, but howling winds and heating snows cannot wipe "March 21" off tho calendar. It must bo treacherous momorles that make folks comment on tho ex montzo with J 'uns. Ham Lowls plnk- ThcBO later revelations nbout Meeker, tho doomed Now York police officer, make folks feel easier to soo him go. Still, sensible young women of ceptionttl charactor of a wintry moderate moans will not stnvo to i ". rival In dress all tho living style rulo, not tho exception, for our chilly , . ,,, woathor to run. through March and UJUUUIO - ... ... . .. ,,,, . i i i . r" , I won, it- is iur un, tvnuu biuihk Fraudulent dealers In human hair dawns thus, with no promaturoly havo been arrested at Now Orloans warm woathor before, wo know then fnr Irvine to null tho wool over that thoso ''unsoon duus, lniinite, Undo Sam's oyes. hidden woll, under tno snow ana Ice," of which Whitman wroto, aro Of courso, whon wo got that Bor- Bafo and, unless tho woathor later tlUoa systom for voters, our oloc- goes wrong, our fruit Is safe arid oilr tiona avIII all go tho otuer way, anai Kraln promising. So pond "down tho' minority will mlo. cheerfully nnd shovel In a little ,. ; moro coal, hippy that tho Maker of This year brings Us, tho earnest BOaaonB .uA not Kivo U8 May inBtcad Eas.ter over which means, also, un- of Mftrch. f6rtunatoly, that It brings tho due bins earner man ubuui. -p,,,:. nt pnMi.u Wo never heard a woman talk suffrage! The International Harvester com while darning stockings, Toledo iiaae- pnny nns nenru tuo uumaiiu tor A good many suffragists never higher wages for fomlnlno employes gtvo a darn about stockings. and announces, through its proal dont. Cyrus H. McCormlck, a now Mr. Huntington Wilson proved minimum of 8 a week Instead of C ono thlng-r-that when a man uo- ns noWi According to the company's mands an Iromodlato acceptance or Btatoment, this means that about his relgnatlon ho can got it. goo girls will got nn Immodlnto in rrnnan nt t3. Chairman . Underwood says tno . . wUh r.nnct tn wnm tariff moasure should bo secret. It . i - .i un n nikua uaau l.vj iiiiiliuiiu uti probably would bo moro popular If denUy Ja bcar,ng car,y fru,u and U COUIU DO HOlil bUv.rt th ... , nrocoden. l. . .1 mnof tAftntn r fin fillrvwAil f n41ini Rnrrntnt-V nf Btnte . , www. t,n.r dlnlomatle ,nrK concerns, it is un acnnowi w....- , . uuKiiiuni uu us ihcu oi mo niuuu- Of couree, Bryan may form whon tho regular season oponB This la only tho training period, any way. quacy of womon's wngos in many lines whqn tos(ed by present living coBts, which should glvo great eu- rA- wntnr board tlald out $25.- couragoment for contlnuod Improve- wu ' I . . manf nn1 tin n slan twnurl n rltin 1 000 oLtheitaxpnyor money, w inuir v..k, .... u moi ....... Mch-nrlced .lawyer last year. Any boiuuou vur' prou- wondor they . hosltato to reduce ' lona. rates? ,' Soino unpleasant things havo boon disclosed In recent Investigations any- but that can bo. endured It It brings No arson trust can exist whero It present laws nro enforced. the desired amelioration; This seems It an arson trust flourishes, it must! to be another' Impressive proof of tho bo becaiiso tire Insurance companlos power of publicity to right great nrefor to bo bled than to fight. wrongs, which might exist lndofl ' , - niteiy ir Kept concoied. Snmif social Hons owo tholr oml- r. nonco InitlW fashionable menagerie HeeotrniElnir China. simply o-th? fact that Utoy can grin prcatdent Wllson'B disapproval like a Mropuen roxou.anj uu i. u- of tho proposod torms for American casiona, and; keep U up Indefinitely.) partcpatlon ,n tho Chinese loan is : I rfrtf1ml no nfflllmlnnrtf 4r t nArt1a. What 'bM become of our water ' ? w . " . 1 mutton of formal recognition of tho power spouters:., iqu "u- now n,,nn A,a.i Plclously .-as if there were recognltbn has been but a matter of the current at the scourco of Qf Bhoft Umo ftU alorfgi woud nnancm vuywt- imVB com duo ourgfi Prn,, tn thn imitnd States federal urand w auiuinisirauon con juries arftprqbng anon charges to 'nuod- Ch'nR tIh8 """'" nt h eiilltv. In England cru- u mo sadera-lmi great '.reform are openly greatest of republics, would bo first burning building and bragging rwoBnwo mis latest ropuoncan v . . . 1 L'nvnrn Tn otl t unit frkt nil nrni.Hi,nl nhniit il Bad eit&fir way. I " -"N-"vj" ' ' i - I .U. T T . t . 1 m., i I ' I I'UIIJUDDO, iuo uiiiiuu oinicb nub ucun ParhaDs. after all. it Ib wrong to treating with China upon a basis of say rich men cannot take their recognition, though not ' formally wealth with them- When E. IU granting it. Harrlman died ho was currently ro-l other powers may bo expected to ported to be worth anywhere froraj follow as soon as tho United States J500.000.000 to 1500,000,000, but B"ai uavo prociaimou us action the inventory of his estate now We, of course, Btand In -the peculiar shows D only a measly 170,000,000. relation of being the one great na won capaoie of acting ns a disinter ested friend, and as such might be expected to take tho first stop. In the unfolding of the prodtgiou latont resources In China the United States must continue to be on terms of closest riondKhJj with ihe Chi nese, for tholrs and ours Is a destiny In many respects -to bo worked-out together, Fresldent Wilson is not going to accept speaking engagements for banquets and conventions until after tho extra session of congress ad journs. The president evidently feels ure lhat eo long as Mr. Bryan la available this decision - to turn down ail these Invitations -will work no hardship Twenty Years Aa The Pedestrian club held' a meeting at Twentieth and Cuming streets to hear re ports of committees and make plans for the walking match to Fremont April 8, An entranco feo of was decided on Mrs. N. IJ. Falconer was out of tho city to attend the funeral of her mother, who died very suddenly. Mr. .ach Taylor, for years a clerk at tho Paxton hotel, was In bad health and went to LaPorte, Tex., his place being token by,E. W. Sherman, formerly of tho Paxteh, but for tho last year with a lg Denver hotel. Judge Ueika In the police court united n tho bonds or matrimony vininxo Chrlodo and May Crooks. The bride was only 16. Tho ceremony was attended by 100 Italians. Wortl came from New York that Presi dent R. II. If. Clark of the Union Pacific was also elected president of the Mis souri raclflc, tho other Gould road, by tho dliectors there. This was forecasted by Tho nee Fobruory 1. when It reported the elevation of ISdward Dickinson to tho general management of the Union Pacific, thus relieving President Clark of some of tho duties of his office here. Ten Yearn Ago Peter Kill, ono of the om rcBiaents oi Omaha, died of Ilrlght's disease at his Jiome, 710 Pierce street, at tho age tyf 75. He.liad resided in Omaha for forty years. John T. Kelly of the firm of Kelly & Todd died of Ilrlght's dlseaso at tho age of 43. Daniel Sully and hln own company opened in "Tho Old Mill Stream" at the Boyd theater. Itev. B. Comulo Smith of First Metho dist church preached the funeral sermon of a It. Mumaugh at the chapel of Uralley & Dorrancc, undertakers, Twon- jtth ajul Cuming streots, The services wero under the auspices of Covert lodge, No. 11, of Masons. Many members of Thurstpn Itlfles, to which. Mr. Mumaugh belonged, attended and the Itlfles fired their sajuto at the grnvo In Prospect Hill cemetery. Chris Mosby, 23 years of age, died at Ht Joseph's hospital of rheumatism of the heart. John Freldey, 7S years old, died at his homo. 1324 CasS 'Btreet, being survived by Frank J. Fretdoy, a son, and Mrs. II, B. Whltehouse, a daughter. James Lane Allen might have 'found a rendering of his beautiful story, "Tho Choir Invisible," at First Methodist church where Director Kelly and his choir were not and whero the comments on their absence were tn ' sharps and flats. V"nr I.ctIch In nermnny. Kxtraordlnary military plans focus tho world's attention on Orrmany and Its war lord. The startling rise of tho Bat kan Btates as a wor making power brings home to Germany the menace of tho Slavs. Whether real or lmanginary tho menace serves tho purposo of boost' Ing an Increase of tho military estab lishment to 0)0,000 men, an Increased ap proprlatlon of $50,000,000 annually, and a direct levy of JOO.OOOb.OOO on the capital of tho empire- The Reichstag has to deal with tho Increase In the annual army ap proprlatlon, whllo tho capital levy Is the kaiser's Idea, which has been npprovea by tho financial advisers of the ocveral German states. The capital tax. ranges from Jl.KJ on every tuOO or fortunes up to 150.000 up to $30 on every K0O fortunes of 12S.000.000. The kaiser himself. Ititfcom puted, will pay ll.WO.Ouo, ana tho owners of the Krupp establishment l,BOU,uw,,aii of which will come back In Increased nrrinra for military equipment. The ob: Ject of the extraordinary levy Is to build nnd rnuln a chain of forts on ine east em frontier, hitherto unprotected, thUs prvlne direct notice on Ilutsla, keep on your own side of the line or ngnt. Mllltnrlmi! tn France. , Snurred by the activities of Germany, Franco proposes to Increase Its mllltary. strcngth and restoro tho three-year serv ice, which will bring us army up. iu 670,000 men. No great Increase in mili tary appropriations Is called for to meet this emergency, consequently-the rise in tho military Bplrlt of France has not caused a fraction of tho disturbance Ger many has created In the financial world. Franco has an abundance ofhomo money to flnanco Its military plans.". Germany Is a borrower 'largely because' Its avail able homo capital Is employed In Indus trial enterprises, a fact demonstrated by the partial failure of tenders for the re cent Prussian loan. "While Germany manlfosts fears of a Slav Invasion, Franco fears another German Invasion. By rea son of tho division of allied powers, Ger many Is In a hazardous position', virtually between French and Russian allies, and 'therefore logically warranted In taking extraordinary measures of national le fense. IJy the same reasoning France Justifies defensive measures, cherishing tho hope of eventually recovering Alsace and Ioralne. Advancing militarism and tho spirit It engenders constitutes In It self tho greatest menace to tho peace of Europe. People Talked About Rev. K. D. Camoron of Muskosee, Okt , suggests that the city huy 1,000 acres of land. lay It out In lots and give to overy newly-married couple one lot, on condi tion that they build a house on it ana mako tholr home there. Deputy Sheriff Tom Bell of San Fran cisco, half blinded by red pepper thrown In hlB eyes by n prisoner, pulled his gun oml blazed away nt, the fleeing crook and winged Mm with ono ahot. Undo Joe Cannon shipped tp hU Dan ville home two cheats packed with papera accumulated during bin thirty years 'n congress. Should tho retired warrior o cldc to write his reminiscences And tell all he Unqws, the country's stock of po litical knowledge will be vastly in creased. Shame and remorse caused Charles F. Baker, a Ban Francisco bank cashier, to take the suicide route rather than face the music provoked by a defalcation "f $190,000. Baker blew the money In stock gambling. He leaves a family of four to bear the odium of dishonor. Innocents suffer for the guilty. Miss Gertrude Hassler, singer, who warbled JM.Oto out of a rich baohelur at Indianapolis, Is having "a good time" In Chicago, where her picture and hor breach of promise achievements are fea tured on the front pages of papers. Miss Hassler has proposals to burn, 'but for the present she "Is wedded to her art." Miss Kmlly F. Southmayd of New York has given ItOO.OOO to the Bar aoclat!on of that city, the Income' of which la to be used for tin purchase of books. Tho gift Is In memory of her brother, the late Charles F. Southmayd. Captain Joseph B. Greenhut of New York Has received a letter from Secre tary of War Stlmson, written a few days before the close of the Taft administra tion, thanklnr Captain Greenhut for gal lant service at the battle of Gettysburg nearly fifty years ago. When Mr. Taft was president the secret service men who attended him found It necessary to take dally .gymnasium ex etpUe to keep. In condition. They don't now. (The White Hquse record for walk lngj established by. Colonel .Roosevelt, Is tottering. President Wilson Is a great walker - An eminent suffrage veteran. Is Miss Kmlly Howland of Sherwood. N. Y., who was for many years president of Cayuga County Political Equality club, and Is well, known aa an educator, philanthropist and,j-eformr. Miss Howland was a vol unteer teacher of colored children In Washington In the early 'tittles, and after ward among the freed men. ox SAID IN FUN. 'I would prefer to marry a steel man.'' "Why do you like that business'."' "Not so much for the bUslriess, but I should think a steel man would be apt to bo well-tbmpercd." Baltimore American. SleRr of Atlrlnnople. The famous defense of Plevna form one of tho glorious chapters of heroic endurance In Turkish military history The defenders held out against the Rus sian army from July 20, 1S77. until De cember 10, when tho distinguished Osman Pasha led a desperate forlorn hope, nnd, falling to break tho Russian lines, sur rendered, in length of siege, Adrlanoplo already surpasses Plevna. Shukrl Pasha. worthy successor of Osman, has held tho fort Blncc October 20 of last year nnd r. slsted fierce bombardmonts and assaults. The Russians Invested Plevna with 80,000 men anu usman Pnsha surrendered 60,000 men. Tho Bulgarians aro believed to have nearly as many men around Adrlanoplc, whllo the highest number of .defenders at the outset was 40,000, But the fight ing at Adrlanoplo. as far as known, doea not approach In vigor nnd gallantry that which made the names of Plevna and Osman momorablo. f Airship AVnrned Arny. Warships dotting tho coast waters and watch fires on tho headlands assures Great Britain a fair degree of security against u North sea Invasion. But the fenr has not wholly subsided. German airships aro regarded as nn aggravating menace, magnified by Btorles of spying alrfleets and tho reported night call of Zeppelin's airship. To guard against the nlrfleet menace the British home office has Issued regulations with regard to domestic and foreign aircraft. No for eign airship can land In tho islands with out first obtaining permission, and with such permission landing must be made at prescribed places. Clearance papers issued by British consular agents must be shown nt the landing place. It Is forbidden to land nt certain prescribed places and sailing over such places Is prohibited. No foreign craft may carry Photographlo apparatus, pigeons, explo sives, firearms or malls. Violation of any of the regulations subjects the craft to gunfire. Trouble In Tripoli. The surrender or Tripoli wrung from Turkey at the moment of the Balkan In vasion last October does not find ready acceptance from native Turks and Arabs. The treaty of Lausanne Is Ignored by the warriors of the desert, and Italian control resisted In Cyrenalca and In Tripoli proper. An Independent govern ment has been organised, headed by Ba- rounl Bey, who formerly tat for Tripoli In the Turkish Parliament. Back of this government stand the formidable organ ization of the Senoussl, the most mili tant of the Beets of Islam, fierce haters of the "Christian Infidel." Operations are conducted on the guerrilla plan, which Is especially harrasslng to. troops unfamiliar with the country. The sit uation Is likened to the experience of France in Algiers, where the natives waged Intermittent guerrilla war against the Invaders for tprty years. The Lnwlttcn LiffT. 8IL.VER CIIKEK, Neb., March 21. -To the Kdltor of Tho Bee: A few dais oso Tho Bee reported tho shooting and klll- ng, In Omaha, of Santa Dilucea by Sortlna Beblstlana, a 21-year-old Sicilian girl. It appears that Dllucca was the father of Sortlna'a unborn child, .ind that when she asked him to keep his promise to marry her, he refused and. laughed In her face, wheroupon she shot him flve.t times Instantly kjlllng him. For my part 1 glory In her act. Sho did' the right thing, and "if I were on the Jury that tries I would never consent to a verdict of guilty. Any man who seduces woman under a promtnc of marrlacc and then refuses to keep his promise ought to bo shot? And the legislature. Instead of abolishing capital punishment, ought to mnke that sort of thing an offense punishable with death. Talk about the sacredness of human life! What Is thcro sacred about the life of such a man as Dllucca? Not a thing: no more sacred than the Wfo of a dog, not a blu Such a man should be wiped out. and the earth ought not to be pro- rancd toy having his carcass Interred therein. CHARLES AVOOSTER. Mm Dcmnnn nnd Women .Scrnpiilnf PLEASANT VALLEY. March 21.-To the Editor of Tho Bee: Did you efer ob serve how humanity Is at war with Itself? Man will claim that woman Is tho cause of his downfall; that a man's, nature, ncing weaK, Is easily led by woman. It Is all vory true that a woman ha led many a good man away from homo. Did you ever see It fall where true lovo abides that an evil, Jealous spirit alwaya enters to mar It all? Still, I believe each and every one la, entitled to "a true love.' Somoyhero between sunset and when tho night Is beginning to lower comes a pause in tho day's .occupation, when tho dally task Is done, when humanity drifts toward loved ones, for those they toll. That Is Just when pvll spirits hover near to lead weary footsteps astray. Alas, for man! Alas for woman! Woman betrayed, woman's honor and name blackened, causing, a canker soro to grow these aro tho thlnga which cause woman to wago war on man today, and In my observation of the two man and woman-It's half and half-half the men aro demons and half the women are serpents. Neither tho ono or tho other try to do what la right, only wage "war to show that they can do so-and-so to get oven. People who have had the best training In religion havo failed in this world and society has been the causo of it all. So ciety has put a ban on more than vr.o good raco of people, and evidence against them, caused by an evil spirit for revenge only, bought off with money, and tho outcome years aftorward has been ihat the law was "only a graft" on humanltj". But thero Is nn end to all these things, and os- a remedy for these "black arts" the practice of "whlto magic" will operate and their motto will bo love, purity nnd honesty. Lift your hearts to a higher" world than this, close your eyes and face tho rising sun, and pray from your heart tha,t God Is your friend In Whom you trust. All things that are good aro of God. Bo honest with yourself and you will find -that by doing this you wlll'be honest with everybody; Dress your char acter, and not, youi ipodel, and trump that old serpent called "Prldo"1! underfoot, and ypu will have won a greater battle than any king. Do not let one hoUr of the day pass over your .head without a prayer for good things, and give thanks for all you receive. Friends, awaken In a good cause, there Is work for us to do. Be a Christian, In all your acts and deeds, and It will bring you to a happy placo. The Creator on tho last day will Judge us by the works of our hands. FELICIA. "1 had a tough time delivering the mall yesterday," declared tho postman. "How was that?" "Had a bulldog and a chunk of liver In the Bamc delivery-" Louisville Courier Journal. 'Think of that' rnimnn'n inai-vplnnn voice!" exclaimed tho" musical enthusiast. ies. replied Mr. Cumrox: "but wliv give her all the credlt7 Think of Our marvelous ears!" Washington Star. "Why do you wlh me to pay In ad vance? asked tho Dallld person who had Just registered nt the rest cure. "Hecause." .the proprietor rnl ed. "I'm runnln' this place for your health, not mine." Chicago Record-Herald. Von Blunter doarlntr with racel Who told you to put that paper on the wall? Decorator lour wire, sir. Von Blumer Pretty. Isn't It? Snn Francisco Chronicle. "Wlglcy's kono Into raisin? skunks for their fur."' "Pretty thrifty fellow. Wlgley. Get ting rich at It, I guess?" "Yes: Wlcley's one of thoso Industri ous geniuses who believes. If one keeps close watch on tho scents the dollars will tako'caro of themselves." St. Louis Republic. itrx Newcdd (excitedly) O John. dpar. please hurry and send off a telegram for me. Newedd What's the matter? Mrs. Newedd Why. I'm taking a corre- Editorial Siftings Washington Post: Ono would scarcely havo attributed to a man with a good old German name like Sulzer such thoughtlessness as to reprieve on St. Pat rick's day a gentleman of the name of Mulraney. Philadelphia Ledger: It Is clear that tho most popular movement ever started In this country Is the effort to put mor ality on a basis of liberal compensation. Tho only thing that could bo more popu lar would be a movement to abolish work. St. Louis Republic: The International Harvester company accuses other com panies of restraining trade by the 'same tactics which It practiced. This tradition of honor among thieves Is mostly a nryth. Houston Post: The Sunday rubber necks of Washington may as well face tho situation. They must recruit a suf ficient number to enable them to sur round every church in Washington. Woodrow is a skillful sidestepped. Springfield Republican: Ex-Banker Morse's return to health is so conspicu ous that his pardon by President Taft i morn eritlcUed than ever. It was re presented to the president by the physic! ans that Mr. Morse would soon die if ho were kept tn prison, and that was prob ably true. Freedom for a convict Is often a remarkable health restorer. Over the Seas A ToiiCjh yf Nnturjv Baltimore American. " The touch of nature wliloh inakeatl)e wnoia worm Kin win iiwkc itself reu tween the nation and Its new; president wnen it known that the latter Is a base ball fan. The Alps lalmed a total of ninety-five lives laBt year. ' GolflBts In England and Scotland are organizing an attack on the high price of golf balls. Theso necessaries of life must come down, or tho consumers will dig a "nineteenth hole" for the prloo makers. French suffragists demand equal rights with men, even at the guillotine. If men's necks need the knife, they argue, condemned women should not be denied the privilege of gracing the chopping blook. Partisan hammern threaten to ktiock the lunchroom privilege enjoyed by mem bers of the British House, of Commons. A swell meal Is served for a shilling, the remainder of the cost being charged to u treasury fund. The demolition of the famoua crystal palace In London Is threatened and the lord mayor has organized "a, last at tempt to raise a fund to preserve It nr the permanent use of the people. Built for the International exhibition In Lon don In ISM. at whloh the courts of Europe were represented, the great it-uc-ture of glass has been not onlv a unique structure, but one from which history tias bcn dated. JlHindence course In cooking and the cak , made U running all over th oven, want to telegiaph them quick to find .u' what to do. Boston Transcript. "When Oppoitunlty comes to jitiv Hnnn't II uf KOtllptlllnK SO Olle WOUli know It was Opportunity?" "It dOeS. I tnOUKHl OU ruier. mm "What does It say?" " 'Hello, old chap; come let s go om somewhere and get down to real nan. work.' "St. Louis Republic. LOOKING AHEAD. Chicago News. To slip Into the right-hand seat. 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