r.' he Jeff Thinks a r- Love Alone is Not Enough By BEATRICE FAIRFAX. "But love can hope, where reason would despair." Lord Lyttleton. "We are a couple with matrimonial Intentions," writes S. II. E. "Do you think we can live on 916 a week?" "Is $22 a week enough to get married on?" asks J. E. S. Love has a way of forgetting rent day and the price of meat that makes love charming. One sails through a love af fair as oblivious of the landing and reality that await as If one were sailing down a moonlit stream In a dream. The two In the boat, the man and the woman, are dreaming. Occasionally one awakes long enough to dreamily ask the question asked by g. H. E. and J. II. 8., but the dreamer Is afloat again In his dream boat without pausing for the reply. Or If he waits to hear it he smiles in credulously at the argument that one cannot live on, bread and cheese and ' kisses, the price of the first two having gone up and the taste for .the latter diminishing In proportion as the neces sity, grows, for making it the sole rneansM ' "BUtloVo "can hope where reason would despair," and It Is doubtful If ever any zralotiS' frfend who wished to prevent the necessity of calling out a wrecking crew by exhibiting a list of every day's needs and prices was rewarded for his pains. Those, he tried to save got 'married In spite of his array of figures, and wreck ing crews- and relief expeditions fqilow each other In close succession ever after. Would it be possible for a man and his wife to live on J16 a weekT Put them In some" llttlo country town where he pays HQ a month for rent, and ekes out his income with the aid of a little garden patch, and not only Is Is possible, but If they are made of the right sort they wllj soon save enough to own .that little home, and know rent day no more. But no American-born girl and bor of today are made of the right sort. This Is not a libel, unless facts be such. What American girl marrying these days re ceives a wash tub In her wedding gifts? How many American, girls really know which comes .first: The starc,hlpg of the blueing? Do you. S. II. E. J. H. 8., know If-tHe girl of your dreams knows how to mak? .Monday' soup. of the scraps .of Sunday's roast? Can that little hand you like, .to hold pattern Ihe simplest gar ment? ( Suppose -she is a paragon of every' economical, virtue, are you a good match for her? Will you- give up your cigars without--a nyupnur? Will you wear old clothes and. patches .and find them glorl fled by the light of love? Will you con tinue to love hefVyrhen the burdens, the privations, the sacrifices, the motononv of a bare existence have made her old ana ugly before her time? , That little dream boat, you are In will soon bump against the landing, and that landing we wfll call reality. Every aliment-that would weaken love awaits, you there. And once attacked, ". 'oveVsoon sickens and, alas. love soon ales.. - J with the loss-of love all happiness ends. The faded garments you will there after wear are not more faded than your life. S. ' Dor't' exnose anything so precious as love to such unfavorable treatment. IT you cannot give each other up and, of course, you can't, go Into preliminary training for meeting just such hardships as marriage will bring you. In that way you will answer your own questions, and they are questions that no one can answer for you. 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When under the name of Bacchus the same divinity was worshipped In Italy, the ancient Horn an, who was an expert wine grower, thought It only fitting that this especial god should be appeased by long festivals and celebrations of a semi religious character lasting tor days and In which wine and dancing played the main part. These dances were executed by the priests and priestesses of Bacchus, who, under the Influence of wine, music and the odor of strong Incense, burnt before the statue of the god, worked themselves Into a state ot mad frenzy. While the priestesses, of all the other dletles were held in reverenco the Bacchantes and the Maenads, as they were called, soon fell Into disrepute, and during the festival of Bacchus the Roman matron saw to It that her young daughter did not leave the house. The festival of Bacchus was at first only a. thanksgiving celebration. Hymns were sung in honor of the god who had filled the gourds and leathery bags with wine. Then the first "story dances" were per formed and the many adventures of Bacchus enacted at the mysteries which were part of the ceremony These dances or plays were staged with much elabora Hon and the entire town stoppod work iund all timed out to join in the hymns. dance drink and pay tribute to tne pro Uitor of the vlntytids, And so t ojui-- THE BEE: OMAHA, FRIDAY, MARCH 14, 1913. Better Than a v , ancients paid homage to Bacchus, the Deity of the Vine arose' as they do today. - With the influx ot oriental luxury and Ideas the Roman matron stayed away from the hired dancers to perform . her share of thq entertainment, and the whole thing be came, a Bacchanalia, which Is the worst thing one can say of any party. These orgies have never been equalled, though many so-called modern and en lightened people have tried to do so. To the Roman woman thi-y were un speakable, and the first Christian women Little Bobbie's Pa BY WILLIAM F. KIRK. Do vou know, wife, sed Pa' to Ma, last title, that I met a man today tha; Is ono man In a million? No, I didn't know It, sed Ma. You are always meeting one man in a million, sed Ma, & wen ho gits to the house In' falls prltty short ot yure recommen-da-ihun. Why doant you try meeting sum of the other 'KO.mi tfi Ma, You wild prubly meet sum better fellows. Uh. but this feller Is defferent, sed Pa. He was down neer the South Pole wltn Shack'cton & he' was with Doc Cooke & he flrbed Peary out of a air hole In thj In onst jest wen a Walrus was going to cat Mm. How thrilling, sed Ma. Did he ever keep Roosevelt from sitting ate up U" a lutroed Hon? Icui doant need to be so flip, sed Pa. This man Is reely a wunderful traveler. He was one of the first of the filled force to scale the Chinese Wall at tin fine of the Boxer trubbel sum ycera ago. H bus been thru so much atkmu:i hi uu sed lu, that bis liuJi Is white & he Dead Hero Dancing Into Stsry By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. Sketch yards, In Italy naturally looked upon the heathen revets he wicked and Immoral, Several of the great dancers of early Christian days embraced the new fnlth and left the stage for a life of.repentanoa In the desert or the nunnery later. Theo dora, a circus dancer, became tho wlfo of the Christian Emperor Constantlne. The story ofThals, the Greek dancor, who, at the height of her fame and beauty, became a Christian and died In a state of sanctity, Is. founded on fact, as Is only 40 years old. That doseut mecn anything, that white hair sed Ma. Look at Jim Trudden. Ills hair Is white as snow & he Is only forty, Sc. he has always lived at Spring Brook or around thare. Hum peepul gits preo maturely gray naturally. Ma sed. Well, I suppoas you are going to bring him up to the house. That is what yotf usually do with the celebrities that you meet around at the clubs & chop houses. I will bet you a nice box of clgurs, the kind that you always pick out for yureself. aggenst a pair of gloves & a dozen hank erchlefa that I can cross examine this wonderful explorer frend ot yures & tangle him up beefoar he knows it. I will bet you, sed Pa, If you doant examine him too cross. I know that he has been every place that he says he has been. There Is a ring of sincerity In his voice. Pa. sed, like, tho words of a true adventurer. You mite as well ferglt about that ring of sincerity, deerest, sed Ma. 'Thare Is a ring of sincerity lif yure volca wen It urns to tne oaver thi" phone telling that the subway la stalled '&. that ou tx i Drawn Disrepute by Their Excesses by Michaelons by singing hymns and by dancing. Is the figure of Tolngla In Klngsley's "Hypatla." These dancers were the great solo dancers at public festivals ami private t-ntortalnmenU of tho rich, They took the part of one of the goddesses, gen erally Venus, at the religious ccremonlos, Kor them the Skirt dance was Intro duced, and the dance of tho veils, which came to Rome by way of Orceco and Egypt. Tho rhythm of tho flowing drapery wus studied even more carefully He Encounters a Wonderful Man and Invites Him Out to the Flat .going' to git hoam for dinner, but the ' next dav weti I next day wen I ask you to show me a account of tho subway stall In the morn ing palpers it ain't thare to show me. Jest then Pa's explorer trend culled. He was white hulred all rite, but I dldetit think that ho was a man wtch had been thru much hardship. All of tin plcters of explorers wlph I havo seou showed men with deep lints In thar faces & necks, & this gentleman thatj Pa was" telling so much about dlden't have a ne on his face. My husband tells me that you have travelled a lot, sed Ma. Thare must be sum mtstalk. sed Pa's new frend. I have lived rite hero In New York since I was born. I used to live downtown neer the Bowery, & I now live up In the Bronx. I can ride as fast an the subway train can go, but tluit Is all tho traveling 1 over did, sod Pa's rend. I guess yure husband must have got mixed up. I wus telling him about a book I have at houm colled the Adven tures of a Cllobe Trotter Tl'tn ju ojght to have J'cu ua loot at l a. f)af e ffi for The Bee by than It Is today, for the greatest artists were not above aiding and teaching these women, whose Influenco was often su preme, at least for a moment. For the skirt dance a tunic and skirt of finely pleated material were worn. The pleats looked like accordion pleating, as many statuettes and some frescos at Pompeii jthow quite pillnly. Except for the very celebrated dancers. who won their freedom by their nrt or came from lowly but free parents, the performers were generally slaves, and this added 'to the prejudice ot the hlsli minded matrons against them and In fluenced the Christians of the first cen turies after Christ, who forbade dancing in their homes. Hair Stops Falling, Disappears Your Hair! Beautify Danderine grows hair Save Within ten minutes after an appllca tlon of Danderine you cannot find a sin gle trace of Dandruff or a loose or fall ing hair and your scalp will not itch, but what will please you most will be after a few weeks' use, when you will actually see new hair, fine and downy at first yes but really new hair growing all over the scalp. A little Danderine will Immediately dou ble the beauty of your hair, No differ ence how dull, faded, brittle and scraggy, Jurt moisten a cloth with Danderine and caiotuily draw it through your hair, tak 11 "Bud" Fisher Storming of Lucknow By PEHOV P. MONTGOMERY. The storming of Lucknow. March 8. Ufti, an 'assault which cornea very near belntf the high-water mark of soldierly valor, if It Is not quite, such mark, began fifty- five years ago. Russell, ot the London Times, thus de scribes what he saw as, Just before the beginning ot tho fight, he looked out ovr the scene: "A vision of palaces, minarets, domes, azure and golden; cupolas, colonnades. long facades of fair perspective. In pil lar and column; terraced roofs all rising up amid a calm, still ocean of the bright est verdure. Look for miles and miles away, and still the ocean spreads, and the towers of the fairy city gleam In the midst. Turrets and gilded spheres shine like constellations. Here Is a city more vast than Paris, and more brilliant, lying before us." But underneath tho mask of smiling beauty upon which Russell gazed lay the face of a grlm-vlsaged war. Lucknow wan a huge honeycomb ot houses, a city more than twenty miles In circumference, with a turbulent population ot "00,000 souls. It had a garrison of 130,000 fight ing men, with an overwhelming force ot artillery. The Sepoy leaders had spent months In making the city as they bclloved, Im pregnable, Besides the threo great lines of defense each great building was It self a fortress, and everything which Ingenuity could devise and toll execute had been done to make the place secure. The task of fighting a way across these triple lines and through the tangle ot for tified houses, each girded with rifle pits and. plentifully loopholed from foundation to roof, might well have damped tha courage of the British. It was a pros pect well calculated to cool the ardor ot the bravest mon. But men ot British blood had never stopped to parley with fear when duty hod them In hand, nor did they break the good old rule before Lucknow, Thcio were only 20,000 ot them, assisted by some 9,000 Ghoorkas under the Jung Bah- aduh, but when Sir Colin Campbell gavo the word they sprang to their work as cheerfully aa though they had been golnz to a picnic. It was glorious, the way those men ot .Britain Irishmen. Scotchmen. English men took hold of their fearful task, Genarally speaking, by the stormlne ot a place we mean to Indicate a single action, sharp and soon over, but the so called "storming" of Lucknow was n'ade In reality several actions, stretched throush twelve awful days from the 9th to the 21st It was not a selege. There was no Investment, no formal approaches, no sapping and mining It was. In tho literal sense of the word, a storm, re peated a dozen times In as many days. And, Incredltable as It may seem, the British won. The formidable lines wero one after another carried"; the Innumer able fortresses wero taken and the British flag was once again unfurled, above the Residency, Lucknow had fallen. The 20,000 Englishmen. Scotchmen and Irishmen had boaton tho great city oC 700,000 souls and its garrison Vf 130,000 fighting men. Hut no word about Lucknow, how ever full, would be complete without at least a reference to Sir James Outram. in the previous November, as he was evacuating Lucknow, Sir Colin Campbell left Outram with 4,000 men to hold the Alumbagh, and for three months Outram held the perilous post right in front of Lucknow, his handful of men bearding a great revolted city with 130,000 fighting men. Attacked no less than six times in front, rear and flank, by a force of over 60,000 men, Outram held his own, and was right there when 81r Colin returned to win his great triumph of March. 165S-a triumph that ended the great mutiny and re-established British rule m India. 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