THE BEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY, MARCH 4, 1913. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE f)t NDED DV KDWAIUl ItOSBWAT Kit VICTOR HQ3BWATBR. BPlTOIt BKB Bt'lLDlNO. FARNAM AND UTtl. Entered at Omaha postotflce as secona das matter TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTIONS Sunday Bee. one year t Saturday Bee, one yer... Ti.iiv n fitinnt Htmear. one year., i w Dally Be, and Sunday, one year b.00 DELIVERED 1T CAlUUli.lt. Evening and Sunday, per month........ w Evening without Sunday, per month.. o GC uaiiy nee, inciuaing buhmjt. vr Jjaiiy uee, wunoiu ounaay, vm AAAft ii mmnlainta or Irregularities Kaa in delivery to City Circulation Dept. REMITTANCE. . , nmlt by draft, express or postal order, payable to The Be Publishing compsnjr. Only -cent stamps received In payment of smalt accounts. Personal checks, ex cept on Omaha and eastern exchante, not accepted OFFICIOS: ' hnaha The Eee building;. Bouth Omaha Ml N street. Council Bluffs-It North Main street. Lincoln 2S Little building. Chlcago-lOU Marquette bulldlns. Kansas City -Reliance building. New York-31 West Thirty-third. 8t. Louls-402 Frisco building. Washington 72S Fourteenth St.. N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news ana rial .,.. .kMtlri h AddrCSSOU I j Omaha Bee. Editorial department. JANUARY CIRCULATION. 49,528 State of Nebraska. County of Douglas, u; Dwlght Williams, circulation manasor ot The Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn, says that the average dally circulation for the month of January, 19U. was O.B8. DWIQ1JT WILLIAMS, Circulation Manissr. Bubscrlbed In my presence and sworn to before me this Sin day of February, W3. ROBERT HUNTER. (Seal) Notary Public. Subscribers tearing; the city temporarily ahonld hare The Dee stalled fu them. Address will chnnaed n often n requested. Wilson, president. That's nil. Goodbye o' yerself. "Bill"-' Taft. Take koer That cabinet pudding is also a sur prise pudding. The government is now trying to stick the Qlucoso trust. John'D. Squeezed Carnegie Headline. Not because ho lovod him so. Two living ox-prosldonts more 4han we havo had- for quite some time. Tho Bee is against frauds, fakes and charlatans In medicine, politics and Business, Champ Clark's span of mules are conspicuous for their absence from 'Pennsylvania avenue. With a professor's Balary of 6,000 , a year, Prof. Taft barely comes la under tho income tax. Everybody wishes tho new presl- '(lent a pleasant and profitable four years' sojourn In Washington. From the swimming way it got past the presidential veto, the Webb bill must hnov been web-footed. And hotels are not the only fire- caps Into which unsuspecting peoplo lured at the risk ot thoir lives. IVn European surgoon has reported Morgan "90 per cent good." That ibout ono-tonth off his Wall street ting. The San Francisco Chronicle says the Union Pacific "is a railroad that ends nowhoro." Well, it ends at San Francisco. Anway, the Wilson administration is starting out with bettor treatment tho Weather man than did Its klcccssor. ' 3W that good Dr. Abbott has re- d faith in a sulphurous hell, laps ho may yet backslide on the n-cups-of-coffeo doctrine. la to be hoped Governor More head has all his gold-laced colonels numbered and Inventoried so he can check up on tho roturn trip. Huerta seems to havo proved one thing, that tho way to get a man , like Ofozco to currender Id to knock the head off ot tho man next to him. A reunion of those who have been offered and refused to take cabinet ; portfolios under the now admlnletra- tlon would be an Interesting gather 1 In. The Bee baa said that tho Dowey hotel was not the" only one exposing guests to brimstone as well as tire I And Omaha i's not the only town In Nebraska where such "hotels" flour- 0, LPresIderit Taft does not retire to rivate life "kicking and squealing' tcS&se the American people decided u'ot to retain him In office. Which iow Mr. Taf a bigger man than time others. n mio amlahlM Inral content. - i UflQ Mfc "Mf -' ierarles cannot understand how The See should expose medical fakes and frauds itfhose- money that paper ac- Wa&ni mint. Wfl hAYB no I.- ' ... . . 4mbt it la a puxslor to an eaitonai h register- Mr. Hoot Js A sentimental Idealist about one touch Pt practical common bkk: Rev. Dr. Anna. Howard Hnaw, Tet Mr, Root has gerved his cour In suck exalted positions as sec ry of war, ecretarjr of state and ts United States senate na nooa iWnVed great corporations Into em B . . . j .-.I orlnk aim In legal actions mvoivws Wiltons of dollars. Temperance in ch to a great "Virtue, especially u eperanc reioriaers. The Turnover. The turnover of tho government of more than 00,000,000 from an out going administration to an Incoming president warrants the focusing of all eyes on the Inaugural exercises at Washington. When tho succession merely passes along within the same political party, tho turnover naturally excites less interest than when, as today, for tho first time in sixteen years, and for the third timo In more than half a century, the control is transferred across political lines. We believe wo are well within the truth in aaylng that never before Were the peoplo of all sections of the country, regardless of party affilia tions, lrl a more amiablo mood to ward both outgoing and Incoming presidents, or more willing to cooperate- with their new chief ex ecutive for policies that promise progress and prosperity. In a word, it is the genoral dis position, as it Is certainly pure, to give President Wilson an absolutely square deal, and to judge him fairly by what he does. Giving the Case Away. That a metropolitan water district ought to be created composing the terri tory that the Omaha water plant la obliged to furnish with water (Is) the Idea for which the friends of Senate FUo No. 17 are flghtlng.-World-Herald. This gives the whole case away, and admits tho object is not to save the revenue from stock yards and packing houses. What the Water board politicians really want Is a dis trict separate and distinct from the city to exempt them from the home- rule-chartor-maklng power. This was conclusively shown when the political engineers consented to yield the fovenuo from breweries, distil leries, electric lighting plant, office buildings and hotels supplied by their own wells, which in ossenco cannot be distinguished from stock yards' and pocking house self-supply. Tho real purpose, therofore, Is to perpetuate themselves In office, and to mako our people coutlnue to go down to Lincoln for legislative relief every time they havo some water works problom to face. But even it we were to bars a wator district, why should the peo ple be saddled with such a monstrous bill as drawn up and presented by our Water board overlords? Why should the men behind the bill want special authority to let con tracts, and buy materials, amounting to thousands and hundreds of thou sands ot dollars, by private deals made in the dark without competl tlve bids? Why should tho man who drew tho bill want to make' tho lower limit of his own salary $6,000 with no upper limit? Why should He insist that he, as a salaried employe, shbuld be his own boss as If two different men could not be found to fill two separate Jobs? Why should tho Water board not have to make understandable finan cial reports of their stewardship ot this $7,000,00 plant periodically? Why should tho Water board want to retain power to dispose of bonds at private sale, In repetition of tho odjous f 7,000,000 secret deal. Why should the Water board want the- Initiative, the referendum and the recall open to tho people in other municipal affairs, but absolutely pro hibited for all water works matters and themselves as officials? Why should the Wator board politicians be so careful In barring employes from political activity to limit the prohibition to "municipal" politics, leaving them tree to be used in all other political Tights? Why should the Water toeard Insist on continuing the fake nonpartisan election by which they are chosen In party primary, with complete dis franchisement of all who vote at elec tions qnly? Why should tho Water board In slst on naming their own colleagues for the full unexpired term when all other public bodies con fill Xicancles only until the next election? Why should the Water board in sist on itself conducting Its own elec tions, naming its own Judges and clerks of election, canvassing its own returns, and oven requiring personal endorsement ot "tho secretary of the Water board" on every nonreglstored voter'B certificate? The pretense lc made that this bill is modeled after a law In force some where else. We'll wager dollars to doughnuts that nothing like it can bo found anywhere. It turns out that 8,000 home own ers In Omaha have already been com polled to pay tho Water board til.) 5 for Installing meters that cost 96 This extra tax shows haw considerate the Water board Is of the little fel low. By the way, the contract, to supply these meters, Involving more than ?J 00,0 00", was made In secret without competitive bids. What would be the use ot a home- rule charter-maumg power If we bad to belabor the legislature, made up of members who know nothing about our local conditions, every time we havo some problem ot mu nlclpal government to solve? The Joke ot the season was sprung t Lincoln by the Water Board satraps contending that subjecting the management of the plant to the city government would throw it Into politics. Might throw it out; It could not throw It in deeper. Looking BackuW ThtsD&ittOmalia r v L COMPILED FROM DEB TlhZH j 000 C .UAllt'H 4. ? OPOl 'liui-iy 'cnra Ago While the Ice lias gone out ot the river at various points below It stilt remains solid at Omaha. Though some are ap prehensive, the weather has been all right so far for a quiet unsensatlonal breakup. A small fire did alight damage to the St. Charles hotel, on tho alley at Twelfth street between Harney and Fnrnam. An order of E. P. Ripley,' general freight agent of the Chicago, Burlington A quinsy. Instructs agents how to route freight. Call fop a meeting of the Custer post Is signed by George M. O'Brien, com mander, and C. F. Fitch, adjutant. A strong team Is the new coat firm of Benson & Collin, Their office Is at Ben ion's old stand, 211 South Thirteenth street. It Is stated that Governor Dawes has determined to appoint Judge Wakcley to the newly created place on the district bench. George Coulter has finished putting the new electric apparatus In the fire de partment. It works so nicely that the men can get out In fifteen seconds. Mrs. Charles P. Storm has been called to Nevada by the serious Illness of her ton. Lyman Richardson has returned from New Orleans. Mrs. Alma E. Keith left for Chicago to buy goods. Mrs. Captain Hwobe and son came In from the west. Twenty Years Ago- Owing to the success of the kinder garten experiment In the Omaha public schools, City Superintendent Fltzpatrtck announced that he would recommend o the Board of Education the opening of two more kindergartens, one at Leavun worth and one at Castetlar schools. The commission merchants of Omana met and decided to work against the sale of butterlne In Nebraska. George Has kell was chairman of the meeting and Mr. Gllck secretary. It was stated tint the creamery men of the state had se cured the Introduction In the legislature of a bill prohibiting the manufacture or sale of butterlne In the state unless colored a tight pink hut, so that It would be distinguished from real butter. This bill was favored. General Manager Dickinson and Buper. Intendent of Car Service Buckingham put In another busy day going over the demands ot the Union Pacific switch men, who wanted their wages figured ny the hour. It was objected to by tho com pany on the grolind that It would entail an additional outlay at once of VAC00. Jim Corbett, who showed at the Fnr nam street theater during the week, proved popular with tho cyclists white here. Jim was a great wheelman' and took several long spins on the bike with the boys, which also had an Indirect beneficial effect at the box office. Ten Years Age- Eta and Iota, the two Omaha chapters of the Phi Rho Sigma, the national medloal fraternity, held their Joint an nual anniversary celebration In Royal Arcanum ball in The Bea building, with a banquet following at the Her Grand. Among prominent Omaha members at tending were Drs. A. S, Jonas, W. II. Christie, A. II. Cooper, A. B. Llnquest, IS, Davis, F, 8. Owen. O. H. Blcknell, B. W. Christie, A. C. Stokes, C. F. Mayer. Mr, Mayer, who was an Eta, acted as toastmastcr. B. Leban fell suddenly at the carnt'r of Thirteenth and Dodge streets. When h came to he discovered he had lost between 17 and $12. A knock on the head caused his fall. It came from a man who was accompanied by another man. They fled. Tho police captured two men later. They were brothers, evidently tn right ones. The McKlnley club held a meeting ut the Millard and picked this spring elec tlon committee, the men representing the wards, from First to Ninth, respectively: J. J. Pleraon, C. E. Foster, Dan Riley. Sydney Smith, II. G. Counsman, J. 13. Fradenberg, E. J. Neville, H. A. Fostjr, C Q. McDonald. Mrs. Suvllla 8mlth died at the ripe o'ul age. of SI years at the family residence, B4X South Twenty-fourth avenUe. The first Omaha Water Board was duly organised with former Governor James E. Boyd chairman, Isaac E. Congdcn secretary, until a commissioner should be chosen to boss the whole Job, the commissioner-to-be then serving In the state senate under tho title of A. B. Howell, author of the taw creating the Water board. Editorial Snapshots Chicago Tribune: As to that Dayton corporation. It might "register" a kick and 1st It go at that. Chicago News: Pressing the "no sale" key, the cash register trust readily finds the money for the fines, but there Is no part of the mechnlsm tl fit provides (or a jau sentence. Baltimore American: The ex-sultan ot Turkey thinks the wcn:en ot the western world are sUiri nr.d Imperious. And each hectored member of the British cabinet murmurs sadly, "Me. too." St. IxjuIs Republic: Governor Wil son's Intention to uie his room at the qapltol every day may have been reached by experience whlen '.AiUftit him that tho boys behave better when the school master Is around. Washington Post: Tom Marshall hr.a declined a grant of (,K0 tendered htm by the Indiana legislature for house rn! but alter he naa been in Washington a while that vice president's aalary won't look so large to him. Sioux City Journal: The saving ot 115,000,000 by cutUng oft on battleship would look a whole lot more economi cal It accompanied, by the lopping off ot at least the same amount for pub'.lc build lnfs and rivers and harbors. New York Bun: A retiring president's vote Is never listened to. All the same Mr. Taft'a renewed suggestion ot an an nual budget Is wise and salutary. Some day the United States, weary of harum sea rum spending and spepdthriftlsm, will follow, will have to follow, the example and practloe of all other civilized nations. Chicago Inter-Ocean: The bald truth Is that It Is none of our business whether or how the Mexican faction leaders kll off each other- Tor th.e welfare, of the masses of the Mexican people It Is per haps desirable that tbey should kill off each other, as the brawling English bar ons did In the wars of the roses. Mexico Is In much the same state now as Eng land was theo. Aimed at Omaha David City Banner: The Omaha Bee wants a law to make smokers build th roads. Why not make "booze fighters" help? They need good roads to navigate on a whole lot more than the smokers do. York Times! The people of Nebraska have a sort of proprietary Interest In Omaha. It Is our metropolis, we sustain It, we havo to deal with It. to go there betimes, and. we have a right to have n word to say about what shall be don to us when wo are there. Hiiwclts Journal; Just on the Q. T. Opinha Is to have no relief from 'the honors of the A o'clock closing law. In other words tho present l?glslnture will refuse to take any backward steps rela tive to liquor legislation. Now If Mayor Jim will quiet down, tho metropolis vrlll get along very nicely even If Its people have to tolerate a few laws that arn highly pleasing to tho remainder of th! state. Oakland Independent: What Is the matter with our Scandinavian friend Congressman Lobcck, from Omaha. Of the entire Nebraska delegation he was tho only one who voted against the Webb bill, to prevent tho shipment of liquor Into dry territory. It looks very much like a representation of Dahlmanlsm and lower Omaha and we are disappointed with our professed "county option" demo cratic .statesman from the Second dis trict. And In the senate that much vaulted antl-standpat. progressive, better-thon-Burkett reformer. Senator Gilbert SI, Hitchcock, tried to queer the mcasiir by Inserting an amendment excepting liquor Intended for "family use." The "Omaha Idea" will crop out In their statesman When it comes to the test, it seems. Grand Island Independent: The Omaha water controversy, by the way, afford some proof ot what Grand Island will have gained If. by the time It la as big a city as Omaha, It still' retains the municipal plant. And, comparatively some Idea of the value of Grand Island- present plant and franchise can be gained even now. Grand Island could sett Its utility plant and make a mighty fine profit' out of Its Investment. But It won't and thereby will prove It, In years to come, to have been a still more profitable undertaking. Sliver Creek Sand: Omaha, already over burdened with Its sins, Is about' to add another to tho long list If the preachers havo their way. Thirty of them are at work trying to secure the notorious Hilly Sunday, slang sltngCr and blasphemer, to hold a series of so-catted revival meeting In that town. No wonder that Omaha gets roasted by outsiders when even lis preachers aid and abet such scandalous proceedings. Lexington Pioneer: Omaha physicians are making strenuous efforts to defeat the bill now before tho legislature to pro hibit the surgical rake-off between coun try practitioners nnd the Omaha high brows, wherein the country doctor re ceives a percentage of the big fee for furnishing tho subject to be carved up. The bill ought to become a taw and stop tho cold-blooded barter over the un fortunate 111 or Injured human beings. Twice Told Tales A Sociable Trio. Senator Joseph W. Bailey of Texas, whose seat was near the main door of the senate, was In tho midst of an Impassioned speech one day when Sena tors Warren nnd Overman met near tho door a few steps away from him and began to converse In an undertone. They looked toward the door, then toward Baltey; turned to go out, then came back and began their whispering again. Suddenly Senator Bailey stopped In the middle of a burst of oratory and said something In an undertone to the two senators. Senator Stone of Missouri, pre siding over tho senate, thinking Mr. Baltey had been disturbed In his speech by the whispering, rapped sharply for order. "Oh. that's all right, Mr. President," said Senator Bailey, "they weren't dis turbing me. I Just told them I would join them as soon as I got through here." Washington Star. Didn't Like the Signature. A Chicago woman whose husband re cently provided her with a checking ac count decided, the other day, to save a 2-cent stamp by persuading the grocer's boy to carry a check to his employer. When he returned later with a supply of household .necessities he handed back her check. "What's the matter with It?" she Indig nantly asked. "Doesn't Mr. Dobbeon know that It's just as good aa the cash?" "I don't know," the boy replied. "He never said not'n' to me about It, except he would like to have It signed some other way." She had signed It: "Yours truly, Anna." That was all Chicago Record-Herald. The Crowded Way. "The late General Booth," said a Sal vation Army captain of Philadelphia, "used to admit freely that the bad man had more fun-at least while carrying on hU business than the "eood man. "Stroking his white beard, he. put the matter In a neat epigram one nlsht In New .York. " 'They say the way of the transgres sor Is hard.' he said. "At any rate, It certainly Isn't lonely.' " People Talked About Wetcome the coming, speed the passing president By a vote of Z.EO0 to 11.000 the socialist party put the hook on Bllf Haywood and yanked him oft tho national executive oommlttee. Congressman nuneson o! Texas, whose nam appears on the cabinet slate, looks like a picture of Sir Walter Scott. He la a great newspaper reader, a fact4 that explains why things came his way. Owing to the low temperature on the foothills, Denver cartoonists give "Old Harry" ths kindly hand by dressing htm In fur-trimmed garments. An unprecedented rainfall following an unprecedented cold spell, puts sleighing out ot business In Los Angeles and makes boating the proper recreation. For the moment the "city ot angels' is strictly In the swim. Iko Bees Men! ox Hotels, fiooit nnd Had. OMAHA. March 3. -To the Editor of The Bee: Tour Sunday editorial explains quite accurately one of the principal reasons why the respectable hotel men of Omaha and the state arc at present, trying to get a law through the legisla ture defining, or rather restricting, the use of the word "Hotel." In Omaha, ns you know, .there aro many places under the name of hotel, which are In fact nothing but the hell holes you describe, and the stranger coming to Omaha unacquainted with the streets and locations Is, as you say, at tracted by their electric signs and un suspectingly goes there. The city of Omaha owes somo protec tlon to Its visitors and out-of-town guests, and we hope The Bee will aid and assist In the passing of ft law to protect the name "Hotel" and prevent Its use by Immoral and Irresponsible persons. The word "Hotel" should be confined strictly to the use of a licensed owner or leasee, who should be examined and known by a license board, cither city or state, who, having tho power of con trolling such licenses, could, In a short time, make the word "Hotel" on a. build ing represent what it should-a respect able place for the accommodation of transient persons. CON ANT HOTEL COMPANY, By G. H. Conant. A Iloost fop the Fallen. LINCOLN. Neb.. March l.-To the Edi tor of tho Dally Bee: It Is a well known fact to the people of Nebraska that n legislature Is In session here. No doubt the taxpayer will have evidence In abun dance after the solons return to the'.r hmm nnd nil is over. Friends nnd cm- plcycs of various state InstituUons ask ) for laws they hope will be beneficial In i their opinion for the good of humanity In general. Sinco tho latter part of the '60b we have Had a penitentiavy In our state. The men "higher up" have selected subordinates I to manage this Instltutlon-shall we say of reform. During this hair century we have no special data at hapd as to what degree of success In reformation. We hear stories of brutality by those In charge of Inmates. Rumors are rife of drunken guards and reckless methods In. times past. Even to the smuggling of firearms to Inmates. Nay. more, opium has got behind prison doors in our great ttate, and wo a Christian nation. What? Law Is now asked for to stop the tratnc. The blighting effect of this curse that departed officials permitted In their day, Is found within this prison. I understand this has been going on for ntneteen years tho opium habit in Jail, as It were. In passing through one notices many young men whose ages range from 17 to S2 years, as well as many older, and they aro here for re form. In what name? In the name of tho state of Nebraska. Could a mother's tears help an unfortunate boy? WIU he come home reformed or a confirmed dopo fiend? Aside from cnpttal punishment, the writer believes In reformation. But he believes In the Interest of humanity this punishment should reform. Is It not time to call a reform for our reformatories? It Is true the present regime Is demo cratic, but wo are not talking politics. Sentiment with an upward tendency can be established and those In authority compelled to attain to it. Of course, the "maudlin" and "disgruntled" and dls- 1 appointed office seeker Is not to be con- ' tidered In this. Another source where "dope" Is secured is the irresponsible druggist, who thinks his "field white unto . the harvest" and has only pecuniary gain In mind. In the name of one of the greatest ot great states, something should be done for humanlty'R mike. TEE JAY AITCH. More- About That Hotel Fire. LINCOLN, Neb., March l.-To the Edl tor of The Bee: Permit me a word rela tive to tho Dewey hotel fire and some of the comments thereon. Everybody knows what tho reputation of that hotel was. therefore nothing need be said on that core. But the assertion that the taws aa to fire escapes was riot enforced Is untrue. While labor commissioner, I personally Inspected that place. It had a fire escape In accordance with law, and I could not go behind that fact. 1 had no authority to condemn the .build ing, although I knew It was a firetrap and so did everybody else who knew any thing at all about It. At niy suggestion Governor Shallenberger appointed Charles Wlthnell. then building Inspector ot Omaha, as a deputy under me, and we worked together during my entire In cumbency of the labor commissioner's office. We forced the erection of numer ous flro escapes, and In one Instance bluffed a hotel man Into erecting one before he opened his hotel. I say "bluffed." because that Is the only word. . But before state officials are de nounced for not enforcing tho laws, why not Investigate and ascertain how well the state equips these officials for per forming their duties. While labor com mlsstoner I had the assistance of a sten ographer. Then the department was al lowed U.600 a year for all expenses asldo from salaries, out of which had to be paid all printing bills, postage, telephone, telegraph and other bills; also travel ing expenses. I was hotel Inspector, factory Inspector, manager of the state free labor bureau, state statistician, was charged with the enforcement of the child labor and female labor laws and all other labor laws, together with laws regulating the matter ot hanging doors to public, buildings, and some fifteen or twenty other duties. The hotel Inspection law charged me with Inspecting every hotel, boarding house and lodging house four times a year. Aa there are some thing like .000 of them It meant tt.000 nH traveling upwards of 1M.000 miles. Yet there are those who: raise merry hell because the labor com missioner doesn't do his full duty. I personally saw to It that every hotel In Omaha and Lincoln was properly equipped with fire escapes, but that was about all I could do under the clrcum- BtU anyone is to blame ror the horrible results ot the Dewey hotel fire It Is the public, which loads down the statute books with laws and then refuses to pro vide for their enforcement. Chief Salter of the Omaha Fire department, and the fire chief ot practically every city, can telt you what fearful handicaps a pubtie servant In such a responsible poaltlon labor- under. Some of these days Ne braska will be horrified by learning that some big factory building ha. been burned and that score, and hundred, of men and women have been cremated. Then the people will denounce the labor commls . - . tnrftnir the laws. ior- sloner ir ,h t .ney have peg- gettul of the fact that iney n acted and refused to provide tue com Imlsstoner with the ways and means of I I enforcing the laws. If the cremating of a score of people In tho Dewey hotel fire will arouse the people to a realizing sense of duty they owe to themselves and the general public, then thoso dead will not have died In vain. WILLIAM M. MAUPIN. JOLLIES FROM JUDGE. He No, I never take cocktails. I pre- ter milk as a beverage. She I should think It would curdle. Crawford How In the world did he mistake his wife tor a burglar? Crabshaw He happened to wake up as she was going through his pockets. "Paw, can you tell me the difference between a suffragist and a suffragette?" "Yes, my son. A suffragist Is a woman who has the wishbone and the suffra gette, Is a woman who has the backbone." Hiram Tho doctor says Ezra Is suffer ing from auto-lntoxicatlon. Silas Guess that's It, b'gosh. The fet ter acted jest like anyone else until he got that automobile. Wife (opening letter) Here's the doc tor's bill, dear, and It's something fright ful. Phew! It smells of ether. Husband Doubtless he thought I'd need an aneasthetlo when I received It. Bos ton Transcript. Nell Are you very particular about how your chaperon looks? Belle Um-yes I want her to look the other way. Boston Transcript. "Did you tell her when you proposed to her that you were Unworthy of her? That always makes a hit with them." "I was going to. but she told It to me flrst."-Houston Post. The minister was visiting nt the home of little Alice. "Did you bo to church with mamma and, papa today, my dear?" he asked. "Yes, sir," said Alice; "an' we got there at the most Important part." "Indeed!" said the minister, aglow with GOLD does more Gold Dust sterilizes and leaves your kitchen things sanitarily safe. The ordinary soap washed utensil is not fit to eat from, because soap does not cleanse, as thoroughly as it should does not kill germs of decay which are bound to lurk in oft-used utensils. Gold Dust does most of the cleaning without your assistance, and does it, too, in a quicker and more thorough manner- than will soap or other .cleansers. Gold Dust makes pot and pan spick and span. THE N. K. FAIRBANK COMPANY. Cbicajo Pleasant to taste a well balanced meal Dr. Prices ilLGRAIfl the cenbi food for everyone Wheat, Oats, Rlc and Barley combined Bny a package from your grocer today Now Altogether Say WHEN HI FADES AND A LITTLE SAGE Mixture of Sagd and SuU' phur Prevents Dandruff and Falling Hair, When you darken your hair with Sage Tea and Bulphur no one can tell, be cause It's done so naturally; so even. It Is also splendid to remove dandruff, cure Itching scalp and stop falling hair. Preparing this mixture, though, at home Is a mussy and troublesome task. For about SQ cents a bottle you can buy at any drug store the rrady-to-use tonic called. "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Hair ' . vm urwamst, put this ml. , turo up themselves but make It too j "Wyeth's" j anticipation. And what wns that-nn sermon? "No, sir; the collection." '"You can't get Into that set." "Why not?" , .' "They're too exclusive." "Well, they gotta have somebtfdr snub." The pretty storekeeper wns unpacking and assorting somo now1 poods wHelf tier best young man eptcred. She stooped behind the counter a moment and aroe with flushed face. "I'm glad to see you're stocking up," he said. There's an unaccountable coldness be tween them now. "Of(Course the office ought to seek llie """f 'don't know about thai," renllud Sen ator Sorghum. "A man who stands around waiting for an office to seek hint prob ably wouldn't havo cnertry enough tu do anything with It If It came his way." Washington Star. BLOWING BUBBLES. (.;. W. Hubler In Atlanta Journal. Bonny, brown-eyed, laughing boy. Father's prldo and mother's joy. On the mansion's lawn he stands. Bowl nnd plpestcm In his hands. Blowing bubbles. Rising, Bllttering In the, sun. Floating, bursting ono by one. Nothing else ho seems to see, Happier than a king Is he, blowing bubbles. Though 'tis but a childish Runic, Still It seems to me tho same Which we men and women play Are we not from day to day Blowing bubbles? "Building castles In the air." , Dreaming dreams thot seem so fair, Dreams of glory, fortune, fame: Ah, how llko this dear boy's game, Blowing bubbles, Men for fortune play, or fame,. Boys for fun that's In the, game. When our bubbles burst we cumtf Misery's cup boys only laugh, Blowing bubbles. DUST than cleai ESI Opportunity is Knocking , vririi rvi ii "1 at Your Door. 1211 V M "Ut the COLD DUST TWINS do your work" j TURNS GRAY USE TEA TO RESTORE COLOR. men there will be no tilsuijaKtnt. Tod Just dampen a BtWMftVr soft spskf i brush with "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur" and draw it through your hair, takln ope small strand at a time. Do this ut night and by morning all gray hair dis appears and after another application .or two becomes beautifully darkened and more' glossy and luxuriant than ever. You will also discover dandruff Is gonu and hair has stopped falling. Gray, faded hair, though no disgrace. Is a sign of old ago and as we all devil tt a youthful and attractive appeaanw. get busy at once with Wyeth's Sage 4r!d SulphUr and y.ou'11 look years younge Inquiry shows all pharamclats' In' tuwn here tell lots of It.' Sherman A- McConnell Drug Co., 12 S 16th: 3Jt So. 16th: 207 N Mh: 51th and Far nam St.. Advertisement T i 1 I PP. .n